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fne ja 4 I azire f The ee' i v V r V "You l H-ynch. The Tired Business H WALTKR A. SINCLAIR. FKK that lnndon has thrown out thr lives of WahlnKtn. Lincoln and Franklin because thov wore so lacking in refine mrnt and were written tn vulgar Amer ican, whatever that Is." remarked Friend Wife "American la speaking Knglli.li as It Is written. '' explained the Tired Business Man. "Ajl the london county council hook ronoora need have done wss to have rone through the hooka with a knife, cut ting out the h'a and dropping them on the floor. They ahould give aome good, estab lished Kngllwh wrlter-1 might nay a 'be spoke m rivener the Job of doing over the rrurle-lri fart, vulgar A merlcan Into language which would ault the cokneys. but how eould he do the life of Washing ton without losing hlH temper and uxlng polite words? Liven of great men oft rpmlnd un W alioulil keep our etvl refined And In writing leave behind un Imprints on the ilrltlnh mind. "Or worda to that effert. iVrsonally I don't know If the book are such Junk that they ought to be hurled out of the London libraries, but I am Interested In their criti cism that George, Abe and Hen were a aet of crude rough necks, with extreme lack of refinement. Believe me. no refined per son would have twisted the iirltltth Huns tall, making the king of beaata look like the duece. Nor would he have put the mechanical boot a to a lot of officer and gentlemen whom he had met aoclally at many a ball and C o'clock tea. Aa for OJd Abe, If he had been refined he would have probably exuded pink worda mean ing In place of the Gettysburg Address and the emancipation Proclamation. "Aa for Ben Franklin-bah! In fact, two baha! Why, that man had no more con sideration of the refinement a of life than to walk up the streeta of Philadelphia In day light not In Broad street daylight sating a biln mt of a paper parcel my word, imagine, a pa pur 'parcel! and carry ing an extra ration of aocks under one arm. To be aure. Phllly waa faat asleep. Of course, the English critics would not have objected to the bun but the paper parcel! Frightfully common person! Should have teen pouring Jersey lightning out of bottles instead of trying to bottle lightning with the. aid of a kite and a latchkey. I daresay he often went out after f o'cloc' ' J? venlng clothe -vjr "I hope, thai f now existing j England sam after o'clock at night without correct ea. . that the present kindly feeling between this country and same taking the form of trying to. kick each other's slilna while shaking Live Lad Given That some Jokes can -be carried too far la the settled opinion of Charles Lynch of Chicago. He -was' the Republican candi date' for alderirtanlo nomination In the Hlxth ward, and because, of his youth waa known as the "boy candidate." . Last Sun day morning " he Waa. deep -In sleep, at. I a. m. tn his Home. Suddenly, over his bead a bell clangWT. Tynch got up, grumbling. At the door stood a person of mournful vlcags and obsequious bearing. I'm here, lr," ha aald. - ' "What do you want?" asked Lynch. With4 sorrowful bow, the sombre per son made a gesture tn the direction of the street. Lynch looked through the window. In front of the house stood a hearse of resplendent black. r hearse, sir," said the stranger. plain -this phantasy or begone," said half expecting to see his visitor disappear like a puff of smoke. Instead, the stranger grew angry. "Why the hearse you ordered,' . ha said, "I've come all the - way from Evanston and hurried t get here first-'' Lynch remonstrated. The stranger took newspaper from his pocket and showed Lynch an, - advertisement "Wanted, hearse at once," It read. It gave Lynch's address. The Society Philosopher J How can they say no man understands woman, when there are so many con firmed bachelors? All pesslmlsta'are not married men some men don't know when they are well off. It Is generally your charity that covers the other fellow's sins. When yon stretch the, truth others can see through Jt. " The scales of Justice are too frequently oxer her eyes. . Th busiest thing In the world Is Idle curiosity. A hobble skirt Is an awful habit to get Into. ,i , t Many a awanjike neck Is supporting a goose head, t Town .criers were ., abolished when women's clubs were organlzrd. Two's . company; three's the eternal --rlsngJe. a in art Set . WH I.Ike to Know. "Some philosopher says there Is always a right way and a wrong way of doing a thing." "I wonder If he ever tried to fall down stairs the right way?" Judge. WAHTED 'ALL DETAILS. y Killer litre ma, it was not aq rery one 1 wM eagerly loufht afleA Sreet Thirty What reward VM offered? I" A - ' Lad Man Trlln Friend Wife What Uptlproclty Menus, hut She llnon't I inters! kImikI. Jj TKA. ' hands will nut prevent some lwrfectly proper polite person In London from re writing the histories of our crude but his torical heroes. If the men themselves couldn't be refined, maybe we could Induce Home Englishman, up on the proper thing, to revamp the volumes and make the his torlea refined. "If It could be made to appear In the booka that George could He like a gentle man, wear a top hat as though perfectly sober, call the female help by their last name and that he stopped the battle of Monmouth at 4 o'clock to take a dish of tea and some crumpets, we might acquire some class. And If Lincoln's log cabin could be revised Into a semi-detached villa or an ancestral hall on his shooting place heaven known. Kentucky Is a shooting place, one of the shootlngent! We might slip him back Into the library. We could plead that while he did spilt rails, he never split Infinitives. "Of course. Franklin ts hopeless, for in stead of getting angry and writing to the Thunderer, he tried righting the lightning aa one may say, a battery on established custom. I'ntll something Is done, all the refiners refining from Brooklyn to San Francisco can't sugar over our unrefined leaders." "If we threw out the lives of three big English heroes, would that be er re ciprocity?" asked Friend Wife, pertly. "No, it'd be complimentary to the Eng lishmen," said the Tired Business Man. (Copyright, 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) Mock Funeral . -J Wrathful, the undertaker departed. Lynch laughed at it. "Good Joke," he thought. "My opponent means I'm a dead one, but I'll show him." Half an hour later It. wasn't a Joke. By 10 o'clock it was a tragedy. A muttering roob .stirreimded the Lyneh household..! . There were men with hearses and ' boys with horns and hundreds of men with crepe on their arms. In the street "there were men with prancing horses and dogs and more boys with horns. The - dogs barked and the men shouted. The telephone bell rang incessantly. An swering, the Lynch family found there were many eager to fill Lynch's wants who were unable to be there in person. Lynch barricaded himself and refused to answer the dour nr Tin v nnv AManilnn t 4h 4 phone. Finally he had to ask aid from the police. , In every Eunday newspaper want ads called for ,.400 men to act a4 funeral is cort," for boys with campaign horns, for hearses, for horses and for dogs. All the "ads" specified tbat the things advertised for. must be taken at once to the Lynch residence. Liberal payment was offered. Lynch says his political enemies did it, and adds, "There may be some deaths yet." r A Real Book Agent J Attorney General Wlckersham, at a din ner In Washington, said, apropos of certain lawbreakers: "There Ingenuity parses all belief. They are worse than the Cohoes book agents. A Cohoes man, on the way to the railroad station ons morning, was halted by a took agent, and, being a great reader, he bought a book for $5. It will be something to read on the train,' he thought, as he gave his name and accepted a receipt. "It was a dull book, however, and the Cohoes man left It at his office. But op his return horns Jhat evening, there was another copy on the library table, and his wife explained that the agent bad left it and had collected to, saying that such were her husband's orders. "The Cohoes man was wild with rage. " 'If I had that agent here.' he growled, 'I'd kill him, dastardly hound that' hy, there he goes now,' cried his wife. 'Ixok, hurrtng down the street to wards the station!' i ne . otioes man rushed for his coat and shoes, but, while he was dressing. neighbor came along in a motor car. He baited the neighbor from the window. " "Hurry down to the station and hold up that chap for me! he cried. 'That chap with the books! See!' " 'Sure,' said the obliging neighbor, and ha put on full speed and soon reached the agent " 'That man up there on the hill wants you,' he said. " 'Oh. yes." said the agent, as the train steamed In. 'That's Mr. Binlth. He wants one of my booka. Do you mind taking it for him? It's 6, please.' "Then the train steamed off with the agent on it, and the motorist sped back f ) Smith again, ' 'Here's your book,' he shouted, holding It aloft, 'and you owe me 15.' " KeaHsrlag. Nervoua Parly The train seems to ba traveling at a fearful pace, ma'am." Elderly Female Yus; ain't It? My Bill'a a-drlvln' of the Ingln, an' 'e ean make 'er go when 'e's got a drop o drink in 'Im. Tit-Bits. It Wu ValU "What're ye comln' home with your milk pall empty for?" demanded the farmer. Didn't the old cow give anything r Yes. replied his boy; "nine quarts and one kick." San Francisco Chronicle. r'l ' SOMETIMES 1 1HINK A TES. YOU iRfn LIKE MEJ-SOME TIMES I THINK IMAN SHOULD MARRY. THfKl. A WO M AN APiJ r Warping the Deacon J "Paul Morton," said a Chicago Insurance agent, "was a stickler for business hon esty. I once heard him, in an sddress to agents, declare that a dishonest dealer would turn the stralghtest patron's morals slightly askew. "He illustrated this with a. story. There was a farmer who sold butter to the vil lage storekeeper, taking sugar tn ex change. 1 It seemed to the farmer after a while that the sugar he waiJ getting was I short weight. Aocordlngly he made a complaint. " 'Look here, deacon, to me you're giving sugar.' he said, 'it seems me short weight " 'No,' said the deacon, a religious old man. In a dry voice, 'no. that can't be, for In measuring out that sugar of yours" I I alwa'8 1180 Pound of, your butter as a weigni Look Over the Field The successful busi ness man Is the one who advertises wisely. The experienced advertiser usee The Bee.. rPLE HAD TO J SAY! IP THEY ) UgiN 10TJ OF IpighV ?r THEt) Stf-f'SlQ Vci" 1 DO IT OVER HAD THOUGHT A SINGLE PEOPLE aD THoSfiHT M tso MT-SEIF ! AGAIN THEY'D second time , ginrnD mavf ftrrtJ! ifci CL1.1. ?f EAcH MP THEY ttKC I oUip bixs (ffiV lIo fedJ htIy-J iL ' wwTAiivM' 'W J.AJ FOUNDED MREBIT If (WHATj AtCi ATE. LAST NlfiHT U? M V-ZZ A Lis Ml EEKS K HOT S7 Ss-i V L gLfHQUHTj MAKING. MY AlEtP ,1 f;ty Zl RY PLEA&AHY? O0HV - - . (fV c- 3d ...rrT- jj i iif& i r t I warpingr tne Deacon tPTHE Weekly Bumble Belu VOL. 1. THM Bt'MBI.B BEE. A. STINGER Editor Communications welcomed, and neither signature nor re turn postage required. Ad dress the Editor. NO BAD MONEY TAKEN. NO ADS AT ANY PKICE. Daudee. Bully for Dundee! It has accomplished what uinana couldn t do. Eight years ago the city through Its Water Board set about to accomplish the immediate and compulsory purchase of the Omaha Water company's plant. Those eight years have been filled with litigation and delay and everything but the fulfillment of the hope of the people. And no amount of persuasion or entreaty or ob jurgation could get the Water Board to hustle. One law suit followed another, and lawyer after lawyer was retained, and the costs went on mount ing up along with accumulated interests and Judgments, but new points were also found and new suits started and new lawyers retained, until Dundee almost decided to build a water plant of its own. Then came the Omaha Water Board in a breaknick ruiih to get the whole bloom ing matter closed up, so that the city could take over the pUnr and make th exten sions. Dundee did ltl Ready. Pa says ths flag can drop at any time now; he'a ready. The new grandstand la all In shape to sit in. and the flag pole is working the same as ever, and the schedule haa leen adopted. That's about all that la needed to start the season. Wllllac Statesmen who are willing to give up their private af fairs to serve the public are beginning to greet old friends on the streets again. Yep. there's an election coming off next fall. Gas. Not an Impossible solution of the present gas controversy might be found tn the city taking over the gaa plant. It Is no more trouble to run that sort of a plant than It Is to run a water plant. A stronger pull Is some times needed to hold an of fice than to get one. Jealoae. Watch aome of The Bumble Bees con temps and see them turn green. bO l! SOME 1 THINK: ONE Times I Think! SHOULD NOT A woman MARRY : HOULO NC'-'l Y Adam's Understudy J Lewis Nixon, at a recent dinner tn New York, said of the rubber market: "It Is, as a rule, a firm market. It Isn't affected by Imaginary ills. Thus it differs from little Adam Jones. "Little Adam Jones, at church one Sun day morning, showed marked Interest tn the sermon a sermon about the creation of Eve. 'v "After church Adam at heartily of the Sunday dinner of turkey and mince pie, and then he went and - sat down in a corner with his hands 'pressed tight Upon his ribs and a look of paLn. and horror on his face, ; "Here, an hour later, his mother found him. ' " " 'Why, Adam, what's tha- matter?' she cried. "'Mamma." said little Adam. 'I am afraid I'm going to have a wife.' " The Milkman' rib. Hoy "What Is the white lie, Pop?" Father "Most of the milk we buy, son." Lipplncott's. my OMAHA, MARCH 3, 1911. 1HEN A.GAIM DOINGS AT LINCOLN Greeks Vindicated and Boarding lloase Keep ers I.IdIdbT l-p. (From a Staff Correspondent.) LINCOLN, Munh 2. (Spe cial By a Returning States man.) We know the Worst now. And It Is so much bet ter than we expected that we are just a little bit Inclined to shout hallelujah! That Third ward election was all to the good. Those Ureeks who live In railroad camps In the Rockies and dig Irrigation ditches in Dakota and shovel mud In Iowa all have a per fect right to claim residence at the Thirteenth street pool room. It Is as near a domlcle as any of them have had since they left the shadows of high Olympus. This will clar ify matters greatly, and ren der future proceedings easy. It also shows tbat the re cipe for whitewash Is known at Lincoln aa well as at Waahlngton. The honorable gents from Douglaa dldn t forget wnat they came here for, aa wit ness the bills to put Eddie Morris and Fred Cosgrove and a few others off watch. The value of an office to the pub lic aervice sometimes depends on who holds the office. Just a little while ago the Jims in Omaha were fighting In the courts to retain the office of city comptroller, while the office of fire warden was cre ated especially by a demo cratic legislature. Oh, very Well. Bob Holmes Is going after the Omaha water board. Bob never did like water very well. I regret to report that an other Bad but glorious day for the boarding house keep ers and land speculators is at hand. If the removal of the university to the State Farm campus goes through, it will sound the knell for the most thriving Industry in Lincoln the furnishing of board snd lodging to the students. This will not be aceomplliihed with out a stiff fight from the Interested parties. What is the interest of the university or Its student body when com pared with the people who make their living out of it? It looka now as If the Holy City were going to concede a few points to the unregenerate in the rush for righteousness. IKE. LORIMER WINS OUT Will Be Permitted to Keep the Seat In Senate lie , Nought and Paid For. (From a Staff Correspondent.) WASHINGTON. Mar. 2 (Special Rush This.) I guess 1 hud a bad hunch when I wrote you last week that Hon. Ixirimer would be re lieved by this time from the attacks of envious persons. He Is In now full and undis puted possession of the seat he bought and paid for or was it his friends who paid for It? This latter mystery has never been cleared up. And Hon. H. Dink and Hon. Taylor and other statesmen are fully exonerated. But. aa Hon. Jobay Lee says, if all the honorable gents who sit In the senate by right of purchase were to be disturbed, would there be a quorum left? Hon. Brown fixed things all right. He voted against Lorl mer and for Taylor. This keeps his record straight. He has voted on both sides of every other Important ques tion. Hon. Taft haa much on his hands Just now. Besides get ting the bills he wants through the congress mill, he has to look after a lot of lame ducks whose name will other wise go off the pay roll Sat urday. It's a safe guess that some of these latter will miss the pay neck for a while t least. Still strenuous efforts are being made to take care of the really faithful. I am told that Hon. Burkett doesn't care the customary orthodox substitute for vigorous ex pletive whether he gets back on the pay roll or not. He would take a Job If put up to him the right way, but if he doesn't get one, he can still struggle along. His ten years In congress have been fruitful, and he haa been thrifty, and with his mansion and hla automobile tn Wash ington and his farms In Ne braska and a few other trifles, he'll be able to get along until the practice of law geta good again. The whitewash used on the White House and other gov ernment buildings has the merit of sticking: that Is per haps the reason why so much of It Is used. The recipe has often been published. It looks like a big day for us on oaturday. BILL. Lamb. We think a lot more of the March Lamb than we do of the February Groundhog. And till goes both ways. Cow rt ear. Courtesy Is a great thing; especially the senatorial brand. It will permit men in public places to do things they wouldn't think of doing were It put up to them in their private capacity. Read The Bumble Be. J lea. Mayor Jim haa kept still nearly long enough to ca.tca up to himself. - r. lfyFQ Km: -T, 1 (or couf?st. IT li JUST Ai A PERSON I Its. IT iS JftT AS ONE THIN) AT A CERTAIN lTHINKS VTlMff - f Old Idea in Young Head Assemblyman Nelson L. Drummond of Cayuga. N. Y., was talking tn Albany about his system of weekly reports to his constituents. "In these reports." he said. "I tell my constituents what legislation Is going on and what part In It I, myself, am taking. "I think such reports are necessary When a man is in politics. The average citizen, you know, la Inclined to look on politicians with the cynical eye of lltle Johnny Jones. " 'Johnny,' said his teacher, 'If coal is selling at 16 a ton and you pay your dealer $24. how many tons will he bring you? "'Three, ma'am,' said Johnny, promptly. 'Why, Johnny, that Isn't right,' said the teacher. " 'No, ma'am, I know it ain't," said Johnny, 'but they all do it.' " Ttt for Tat. "Turn about la fair enough." "How now?" "Several vaudeville players are threaten ing to go into base ball." Washington Herald. NO. 226. OUE LETTER BOX. Oratory. OMAHA, March 2-To the Editor of The Bumble Bee: A man named "Ike," last name unknown, but never mind, writing from Lincoln, states In effect that the legis lative session Is half over and only a little accomplished. He adds, though, that the oratory has Jarred some of the celling loose in the house. So It seems, after all, that something Is being done. Query: Is this another at tempt at capital removal? If It's time they've Jarred the plaster, , In the house's special wing Tried with seal their work to master And yet haven't done a thing. When they get to moving faster And some other's ship they caster, I shall fear some dire disaster O pray excuse this gentle fling!. F. B. T. Search. STATE OF BEWILDER MENT, Feb. M.-To the Editor of The Bumble Ree: Just one more question, please: Where can I get some good, soft mud for a mud plaster? U. REE OSHITY. P. 8. Confound those old Bumble Bees anyway. Trath. "Truth crushed to earth shall rise again," Is writ with great bomboslty. But this is not more true of truth Than 'tis of Q Ree OsKltT. -BUMBLE BEE READER. A Toper's Lamest. (TKe aittrealns sceUlent vtaleh one of Colon! Moiwi pilot of bmlriM on Cumins tret Is Buraly to be rgT lm3. This r)uee th arra tn about one saloon to h blurs In Ihml nelfhbornona'. Bumble B t It seemed a little sad to me. To read In last week's Bub ble Bee, How In the northern part of town, A beer saloon had fallen down. I hope they'll build It up again. For I should find it quite a strain. To walk, or run, or ride a square To get a drink It seems un fair. They make 'em close at I o'clock! Now If I have to go a block To reach another well, by gad. It's treating me a little bail. I'd like a home on Sixteenth street To live down there would be a treat. I know saloons are thicker there Some two or three to every Square. F. B. T. l Li . ) TfjnE. Bees Junior Birthday Dgdk m -t I - b -e n HARRY TAIL PETRI K. MO South Thirty-fourth street. Name ami Adttrras. School, Yr-ar. Jay Gordon Andrews, 1614 California St Cans 1894 Edythe G. Barton. 1807 Burt St Holy Family 102 Margaret lioness, 937 South Thirty-eighth Ave St. liters 1901 Ruth Cutler, 529 South Thirty-first St Farnam . , .' 192 Louis Cheeler. 2825 Douglas St Farnam 1901 Violomle Carlisle, 2429 Seward St Kellom 1895 Arthur Dervin, 3017 Miami St. Sacred Heart 1899 Frances Dohse, 1901 Ontario St Vinton 1901 Orlando Davis, 1523 North Eighteenth Paul Duncan, 2811 Douglaa St Farnam .1905 Ethel Fanner, 2417 Elllnon Ave Saratoga 1897 Oswald Fleming, 2427 Dodge St Central ,.. 1S99 Eugene C. Grau, 1614 Locust St Lothrop 1900 Margaret Graves, 1618 North Thirty-sixth St. Franklin ........ 1903 Mildred I. Gooch, 3717 North Twenty-second St Lothrop . 1904 Joe Hoffman, 1932 South Thirteenth St Comenlus 1899 Matthew Holrapfel, 2018 Martha St St. Joseph 18M Anna W. Hansen, 1115 North Twenty-fourth St Kellom 1899 Cecelia T. Hannahs, 2305 South Twenty-first St St. Patrick 1814 Margarette Hansen. 2112 South Fourth St High 1895 Marion Henderson, 3142 South Seventeenth St Vinton 1905 Edith Jorgensen, 1224 South Fifty-first St Deals 1903 Ralphs S. Johnson, 312 North Twenty-fifth St Central 1896 Ellerman Jensen, 3802 Redlck Ave Central Park ....1904 William Kruse, 620 Hickory St Train 1898 Ward S. Kelley, 2108 Binney St Lothrop 1903 Lena KirBchbraun, 701 South Thirty-ninth St Columbian 1896 Arthur Koskey, 1909 Izard St Kellom ..... .1900 Vivian Kessler, 2210 South Twentieth St Castellar ..1901 Mabel Karsk, 2544 Patrick Ave Long 1897 Ludvic Lundqulst, 2812 Webster St Webster 1898 James Repa, 309 Pine St Train 1903 Bessie Lank, 1708 Webster St Cass ..1896 Alberta Leip, 4102 South Twelfth St Forest 1904 Phillippe Mathiew, 4120 North Thirty-eighth St Central Park ....,1897 Vera Morrow, 1421 North Twenty-third St Kellom .1904 Mildred Milota, 2915 South Seventeenth St Castellar 1904 moiiier nieyerB, iMonn seventeenth Ht.... Cnss 1904 Fannie Melvln, 4609 North Twenty-ninth St. . David McKinnon 811 South Twenty-fifth Ave. Bernard Nerness, 1206 North Twenty-fourth St. Hazel Nicholas, New Hamilton Jennie M. Peterson, 3523 Hamilton St Harry Petria, 510 South Thirty-fourth St Rollln Robinspn, 2813 Hickory St Earl G. Ruff, 2218 Leavenworth St Helen Reynolds, 3519 Sherman Ave Carolyn Redgwick, 2912 Shirley Sf. , . Katie Rady, 1110 Izard St Eva Schneider, 3824 North Thirty-eighth St. Dalnh Qhi,lt. onto o. r- JUBpie s,. Lothrop 1898 Margaret Schlotfeld, 6603 North Sixteenth St .Sherman 1902 ' " """'"'up iviv ueurgis Ave Sam Singer, 1431 North Eighteenth Arnold Sernor, 8112 Seward St Willie Smith, 2216 Leavenworth St Clara Shultx, 2012 Maple St Lusetta Smith, 1546 South Twenty-seventh Ht Trtca QmnHnalrl OQOC cn..k rr ... . , " Z ' ' i " Ulu 1 weulJ"lnra st im. Conception " u "un.i, mid lumuioj Leonard Thompson. 3425 Smith thi-,, , - ""ij - Maurice Worrall, 2012 Bancroft St Ralph Wyman, 3416 California St Howard C. Wilson, 2910 North Twenty - Margaret Wldeman, 2580 Manderson St Minnie Weitz, 2306 North Twenty-first Belle West, 4170 Chicago St Eunice Witters. 4205 Ersklne St Dora Zucker, 2432 Charles St r Bulgaria's Richest Crop Bulgaria appeals to have a cinch on at least one crop that ranks somewhat as does Nebraska alfalfa. In the little kingdom attar of rose Is a prize product, and of Its soil 240 square miles Is area Is given over to the growth of heavy-scented Damascene roses. The productlng amounts to 26,000.000 pounds of petals a year, which are distilled down to 140,000 ounces of the rose oil, sell ing In the United States at 11.60 a dram, or about 110 per ounce In ounce quantities! That would bs 11,600,000 for Bulgaria's attar of rose crop alone, or $10 per acre. It looks pretty small for an acre, but the nature of the crop must be considered In reckoning Its profitableness, and the pick ing of the petals constitutes the main Item of expense, much as the cutting of alfalfa does. Frank lubak, chemical biologist and au thor of a recent government pamphlet on this country a possibilities In volatile nil. and perfumery plants, points out the Im. portant detail that not only has the Damas cene rose been naturalised here, but there are aireany acclimated plenty of other rose species possessing fragrance of e. ceedlngly high quality, besides being pro- iiuv uearers. Oor Great Truth Teller. Tw "ay .hV hl your faults, dear George, Ve dnt know what they are. dldn 1 'how at Valley Forge When feeble was your star Your honors later would Iiave turned The head of any dub, But you were not a member of The Ananias club. Tou had ability enough To make King Ueorge look slow. And no one ever. ran a bluff On you and made It go. In war and peace you were the first; You never turned up shy. For you could do most anything But teU a simple lie. When you had anything to say Or any acheme to push You did not shoot a mile away Or beat about ih. hn.h Oh, no, you blurted out the truth. And If It meant a fight You loafed around and licked the man v yrvve uiai yq,M were rlgbtl Oh. George, I fear we do not raise I our Kind or men today. Who. whether It brings blame or praise. Will truth alone display! The hero medals you deserved Would fill a aood sized tnh Grand model for all men except ue jmaniaa 1.1 un. This is the DayWe Celebrate -r s 1 March 3, 1911. St Kellom 1901 ..Saratoga .. .High . . Kellom . . Central . . . ..Franklin .. ..Columbian . . .Park. 1901 1895 1899 1900 1895 1904 . 1902 1898 1900 190 1901 ..Lothrop , ..Park . . Holy Family . . , .Central Park .1895 - Park 1nfl St.. .Kellom 1905 .Franklin 1904 . Mason .1896 .Lothrop ........ .1900 "Sh ..1898 . , 1900 t.., Franklin ... ..1902 . o. ... . . ...... uibi 01 V in ton .... ifioo. ..Castellar ! . Webster " i !o fourth St. . . .Lothrop Zl Lothron ion! St Lake llr Hh llll riiftn,.' inn All f"'?n 11,11 1896 Lrf)ng 1908 f Daily Health Hint J Dyspeptics should remember that cocoa and chocolate are better for them than coffee or tea; that potatoes are more easily digested when baked than when cooked In other ways and that peas and beans should he well cooked In order to be easily assimilated. I'lthy Marines of Famous Mea. Ell Whltney-That's some gin, believe me. Charles Dickens Got change for Ameri can notes? Karnum I will. Noah Webster Just a word or two. Christopher Columbus My land! Chi cago Tribune. . Possible Doubt Whatever. Dissatisfied I'aUent-Thev tell . m j Jarvls died of appendicitis, an' you thought an me lime it was liver. The Doctor-My good man. Just under stand this. If I trest a man for liver irouDie ha dies of liver Bystander. trouble "Sometimes I tfiiril ta)cftet re punk. I suppos that modesty." w DEFINE! "No; tlurt'scomtrjooi