IS j The ee fn agazire Til H .BEE: OMAHA, FIUDAV. . VTinnPAKY 24. 1011. & a $ e M Si The Tired Business PV WALTER A. HINCLAIM. "Tht Georila Judge who rnled a woman didn't have to lay home darning k-lif f e precedent, didn't be?" ask Friend wire. "He got a darning hi," retorts! the Tired Hu.ia. ,, Man. "Whil'i the uw of being rnarrkd If a wife cr put aforesaid darning egg In tha sock and beat It?" "If the men understood positively In ad tance that they would have to do their own darning and other mild profanity there would be a marked decline In matri mony, pf cenire. we know there are fre l'ient dei Hups now, although the girl eel df m mean 'No.' but that's mere Individual opinion. What I mean In that men could mas ter sockology if they had to. and do It Hter than the women, too. Instead o' the kIo device of darning up a ragged rent In the toe, aa la the present antiquated method, a man would tie a string above ha torn part and then cut off the late site. '"Why. look at the advertisements of socks wa can't wear out -In daytime at leant, un less we're awfully reckless. Pon't you re alise that they're Jtist part of man's prepa ration to free himself from dependence on woman? Let me warn you that when an absolutely puncturelens sock la perfected man will cease to toe the mark or mark tha toe with tha engraving made by coarse darning. "This Heorgla wife aald she would rather work for a living than ait home dumlnir socks, and had a court restrain her h unhand from Interfering with her em ployment. But could the court restrain tha husband's socks from wearing out? Could the learned Judge repair the damage? Remember, It la easier for a toe to pass through a. hole In a sock than for a rich man to pass through the eye of a darnlnff needle, which Is blind, like Justice. "I'm not up on law. but when It comes to socks I'm there with both feet. Mr Idea Is that tha court should have made the order reach both waysthe husband to let tha wife work aa hard as she wanted to at her outside Job and she to spend .some of h'T salary every week to keen her spouse amply provided with pairs of new and faultless hose. In that way It would Breaking A letter In the New York. Sun from Med ford. L, I., tells of a woman who ought to ba able to tell Madame Curia bow to break Into tha French academy against all odds. Mrs, BUaa Cornellum, HI Cor nellum'a wife, who has shared Ms triumphs and adversities In the peddling business, who has picked Si's huckleberries and raised his children and mada a home for Mm and mended Ms swallow-tall coat, which ha wears to Riverhead when sum moned to be a Juror, . Mrs. Cornellum, who has dona all theaa things and many others, unwept, unbonored and unsung, has auo .ceeded In getting Into tba local barrelhead academy which la In session every day but Sunday In tha stora and postotfica here. . . . . Mrs. Cornellum didn't attain this signal triumph for womankind without a atruggle. The barrelhead academy did not want her and public opinion In Medford baa strongly condemned soma of the methods she has resorted to, auch aa refusing to get SI any supper unless ba did a dajr'a work, and beat ing him with a broom on two occasions, so that bis feelings wera lacerated and con tused and hia spirit was internally Injured. Mrs. Cornellum says that these harsh Methods were Inevitable; that In no other way could aha have established woman's right .than by exercising them. All tbosa who met at tba Medford store and poalufflce read tha city papers, and so when soma on who had read Mms. Curia's defeat apoka of tha French academy and said that Medford ought to have an academy, particularly In vlaw of tba fact that tha JCqual Franchise league has a branch la Palcbogue, every one In the store that morning agreed that to form an academy would be a fine thing. The notion was made a motion and carried without a dissenting voice. . Mrs. Cornellum did not hear of the new Institution until SI came home to dinner. II bad a tine appetite and aa he ale the cabbage ebe bad cooked au gratln he told ber with pardonable pride of the new rank he had., lie was to be secretary of tha academy. "And keep the hour of each meeting T" said Mrs. Cornellum. "Ha. bal That'a agood 'un. You mean the minutes of each meeting. Ha, ha!" said 81, who had often said that hi do mestic happinesa was bait of it due to bis ability to appreciate his wife, to sym pathy with her, to feel with her, aa it ere. "No. the hour, of the meeting." replied Mrs. Cornellum, shortly. "Well. I keep good hours, don't I?" her hsuband asked. , "I shouldn't say that." his wife re marked. "You spend good hours loafing In the store and postotflce when you ought to be working to support your eeamtly." After dinner 61 stretched himself and observed In his customary way: "Well, guess I'll go over to the store 'n see If there's any mall." Mr. Cornellum looked hlra square In the e and aald: "If you do you'll find no aupper waiting vou." In spite of this warning ber husband spent the afternoon In the third armchair from the north end of the stove. There wa no aupper when be got home. He was In great anguish until be Went to bed. fclAXTNO SURE. At you sure I'm the only man you ever kissed?" "I m sure of tt. I ent over Ihc whole list only thtg morwnj." . WW Man Te-lW KYipnt Wife All About 1 turning Kfg ml Keating It. "SOCKS." be Christmas every week, with wlfie hang inn up the socks us presents' for hubby. "Darning nocks is one home Job which the wife from time immemorial has kept to herself. refusing to delegate It to others. It's the epitome of married life, or maybs the oh-plty-nip. It Is the obedient wife's chance to prepare something to place be neath the tyrant foot of man and often the only thing which stsnds between him and the cold, cold world. "That's when he has bis shoes off. "Apparently this Georgia wife has been awed by the example of tha beautiful ac tress vho abandoned the false, fickle, arti ficial life of the stage to Just darn socks. For her life was to be Just one darn thing after another. After sacrificing one hus band to get a good sock destroyer she set tled down to life of dsmlng. And alas! what do we see now? The darning wife again on the stsge. before the false, fickle footlights. Are we to believe that tha husband Joined Ray Duncan's barefoot cult? Or did tha wife decide that holes In the aock feet were like eyes?" "Like eves?" echoed Friend- Wife. "Yes, windows of the sole," said tha Tired Business Man. (Copyright, 1311. by the N. T. Herald Co.) Si's Spirit Awaking In the morning he found that his wife had not got up and made a fire. He had to do It himself. When he had she cooked his breakfast After breakfast he felt better and went over to the stora Mrs. Cornellum went. too. Bhe stayed there ail morning and gos siped with the academicians as they came In and lingered. 1 was greatly Upset. Mr. Cornelium was calm throughout..- Khe went home with El at noon, but dinner was not ready till z o'clock. The village by that time was pretty well scandalised.. This kept up for two days. In That time Mrs. Cornelium lost her composure twice and whacked her husband with a broom. A both assaults were committed at home with no witnesses 81 had no re dress. On the third day be gave In and stayed at home to work in- the woodshed. The fourth day he could not refrain from visiting the store. Mrs. Cornelium said nothing, but went along and stayed all morning wath him. In the afternoon te did some more work In the woodshed. They argued all day Sunday and by Monday had reached a compromise. SI wa to have a couple of mornings to spend In the store. The rest of the time he wa to work. Mr. Cornellum was to go to the sewing circle and the Phoebe oclety two afternoons. These terms were to be en forced at any time by strike or lockout by either.' It waa suggested to Si that he could get better terms by Imposing his presence a few times on the sewing circle and the I'hoebe society, but his spirit unfortunately wa already broken and be couid not nerve himself to retaliation. The barrel head academy res suffered too, other wive pointing to Mrs. Cornel lum' victory over It. Coraerla Papa. "Tapa," say the little boy. "I'm hungry. Lets go get a sandwich." "After I've thought out thl problem, Willie. Don't disturb my train of thought" After waiting in alienee and patience for ten minutes, the little boy venture: Papa, hasn t your train of thought got a eliner jon It?" Chicago Post. r The Guardhouse J O I'm lyln' In the mill with my fet agin' 1 m as thirsty as the Arlsona sand Both my eyes are turnin' black, an my shirt s torn up the back. An' my head la achin" uie to beat the band. I was woikln' up a rep. so that I could get my step. Now t U call upon the Colqnel In the niornin'. O It a "Prisoners! Turn out!" you can hear the berarant shout When as time to see the Colonel In the mornln . Though I'm feelln" badly bent. I ain't aorry that l went. For the soldier be muat have hia little fun : But It dutin t do to fight when the guard has got you light. An' oud better take that tip from me my son. O I tnl to Ink the guard, but I found the Job too bard. So 1 11 call upon tha Colonel In the niornin'. An' It s "Prisoners! Turn out!" It was only yesterday that I drew my monthly pay. An' toniKhi my name Is written In the bonk. An' Instead of mounted drill, I U be cicanin' op the mill. Or eiae pelin' Molly Hogan for the cook. So. you rookies, metad your ways, or you'll get your thirty daya When you call upon the Colonel In the inurotn' A For It's "Prisoners! Turn out!" 'Ta a eld an' dreary gay that the ov meiit took away All the canteens where used to get 'ir lel': m Hut It oidered them shut down, ao w have to So to to n. An' that a Ji.kt the very reason I sm tin r ! O It's all tit tiov'meot a fault aa sure aa "Hump:" means "Halt!" An' I 11 tli t.ial tu the Colonel in the luornin ! 1 It s '1'ris.mers' Turn out ' yuu csa hMr the bVrgert shout V h-n it s tm.e to .- the Colonel In ih. m--min. William Pa it era n Wtite in fa ill- il. -ill hly I twVKjmimnit W i m niiiimuii.iniiinstiui.spii n.i n ! H tfiS LhL A 'VL . 1:1 k i VXm J - ( 7 f . ifT " - AttTcT : pow; you oit (gct up:"crT C BicJ JwuTtriwiu fV: reu: i yv? J DAT. f Trn,LTJ?ril jSAY. GET(JP -rv h0 WORM I ry. - S' v (F0R60T TCr. WHAT,' Ijp' lip- iipl I ( -VAcfotirusH a N ,. V Wt-hday! UP' UP.' v rH VJ1 c.?i.T (A. A k. .... j V w I DATJrtTF! If r' i , nAH -sl V W. ft"E' COMf 0 I i? V' J cK Htltt 10 Mf! , I f I V S 1 I V (JrTnti ln I rTrriffNow. m T. I WMAtTwaS? tOUGETuP G0TY6U.' ) " WHAT 1 WANT. If I I AND STAN& tTeAbf 1W I IT "TAKES Mt All, -THtRE! get SElF.peTrl X Si Summer you yjJ up: j &ay aho tnt'y- li Sj -1 know twoy&H I GET UP! me! now:( yO 'J Cbt,youre tqqJ lUpUPl UP! 7 : f ftwoTnr- If fTwrfF:r yj-v kuP! up: up: m ony ict me Human Body Strangely Made Up Aa every man may feel a personal Inter est In Vnowlng what the average full- grown Individual . is composed ot here Is the official formula: He ha stored within him sufficient material for thirteen 'pounds of caudles and the-following other useful articles of commerce: ' One pound of nails, WO carbon pencils, binding for sixteen iiooks (octavo), 500 knife handles, twenty-eight violin strings, twenty teaspoonfuls of salt and one pound of loaf sugar.' , , Dr. Alexin Caroel of the Itoekef eHer In stitute, New York, has been conducting a series of experiments w hich the New York World thinks may point to the future pos sibility of taking the component parts of a man" and endeavoring to develop .from them a Uvlng, breathing being. Dr. Carrel ha been able to take tissue eel hi and grow them separate from the living organism, to alter the character of these cells and even to take cells from a body from which life be departed and cause them to grew and -Thl Weekly Bumble VOL l. THIS Bl'HBLE BEE, A. STINGER Editor Communications welcomed, and neither signature nor re turn postage required. Ad- dress the Editor. NO BAD MONEY TAKEN. NO AI6 AT AN Y PrflCK. Coaarat slat loss. Ye Edilur deslrea hereby .to extend ins congratulations to bis admired contemporary, Editor ttueculer ot Ura.-xl Island who will hold down the postofflce job at hia home town lor the next tour years. It s one of the best little appoint ments Congressman Norris has yet pulled off. .Now if he will just get Adam Breeds properly located at Hastings, we.wiil be ready to call Jim EJliott and Aaa Wood to order. " However, the job has Its drawbacks. Asa Wood says the glue that Is being put on (he stamps noadas has lost most of its nutritive quality, and a healthy postmaster can no longer exUl merely by lick ing stamps. This ought to be looked Into. What Ye Editor doesn't know about managing a , treat railway would almost fi.. one aue of The bumble Bee. Hut he venturee to suggest as one wsy of avoiding col lisions that steps be taken to Increase the number of trains run and reduce the rpeed at which they travel. This will add both to the safety and comfort of the passengers, but It may cut In on the net rev tnuee of the com i any. Perhapa the fact that the Street railway Is operated primarily for profit baa some thing to do with conditions that prevail. Araaaseat. Maybe the city roun.il doean t realise It, but It Is fur nishing a most potent argu ment in favor of tba plan of goveruuutut by commlsKloa. If the city attorney's advice is to be sought at all. It ought tu be with the Intent ion of heeding It. "We are the J'irora," say the councilman, ' And we will do as we like, no ntstter what our lawyer itla ui" advice. Ksyhe If tba city council bed taken the advice of the city attomei a little more sort eul. several very f iWli law suits and other tiin:ar j ?ompli aUna might hsve been) svoided. The city e history Is foil of Instances where trouhle ! fallowed oa ttie council's ae- I r-trtoa tnat It knew better what to d-v j n..i multpiy as thejr did when a part' of the body. Incredible a It may appear Dr. Carrel has found tha'fc by aurgical operation It I possible to graft the vital organ of ani mals on other. beast In auch a fashion that the strangest creature of ancient mythology carf be created i He has" mad lh kidney of one cat grow In another, the legs of one dog grown; on another and there- la a possibility that the legs of one animal could fe grafted on the body of an other, and so forth until the weirdest com binations had been made. In growing tissues taken from living or ganism they are put Into a plasma, ' or nutrlfled fluid, and sealed In hollow glass slides. These vlldea are kept at a tempera ture slightly higher than that of the blood. The tissue of' an old animal will slowly develop new .cells under- these' conditions, and. then It artificially . grown cells are' taken away 'and incubated under the same UMAtiA, KfcBKl'AKV -24, .1911. D0ISGS - AT - LrRCOLN Proareas k.u liy Appro priation) te Pay for Gov ernor's Servaats. (From a Staff Correspondent.) LINCOLN, Feb. 23. - (Spe cial By Courtesy of the B. & M. Brakeman.) We are mak ing progress; a couple of year ago a governor of Nebraska expressed doubts a to his rlnht under the law to accept rent free the mansion provided by the state. Now an ap propriation bill Is reported In which Is a "new Item" of :..Vit) to pay servants of the gov ernor's family at the mansion. As the governor gets but ai.Sut) a year under the constitution, which says he shall have no more In the way of emulu ments or perquisites! this shows how fast we are getting on. Another blow ha been struck at the colonels. A bill has been introduced which will hold 'em down to even lower titles. This serves them right. If they had gotten together In the organization for mutual In terest and protection, as out lined by The Bumble Bee weeks ago. they might not now be subject to this unrea sonable raid on the part of Jealous members who can never be called anything but "Hon." In their after lives, I wss pleased to note that the Lincoln Commercial club avowed that something existed In the way of a state supported Institution the Uncoln eople do not want. It happened to Oe something they couldn't get. and yet the admission la a signlflcane one. It was the Omaha Medical college, which Is about aa likely to be re moved to Lincoln as la the Missouri river bridge I am told tm It la still pos sible to get i. (or It Is pos sible to get it still) In -Lincoln. No one KTin to know wkare it comeVj-om, but every now and then the Holy City la shocked by .oe appearance of seme unregenerate cuss who gives every outaard and visible evidence of having obtained It somewhere. Halt the session has slipped away, but half tbe work is not vet done. This fact la be ginning to augseet Itseif to the members, and frem now on the wheels will go around a little faster than they have. The oratory that Jarred the p aster off the celling In -the bouse this Week Isn't a patch on what la certain te be turaea loose during the next few weeks- And at thai. If they will just tske it out In talk, it 111 help a lot. IKE. - f Gas. - la the meantime. you'll ktndlv take note of the fs.1 that i he atrert lights are still burning. GOOD TIME IS COMING Ead of Bralal Aaastalts oa Issocesl Hoaerable . I.orlmer at Haaa. (From a Staff Correspondent.) WASHINGTON, Feb. 23. fSpecial Outside ' Delivery.) One thing reconciles me to the approaching end of . this ses sion. It will bring with tl a cessation of the cruel assaults on the tender person and sen sitive nature of tho Honorable Lorlmer. How the senators ran be so thoughtless aa to persist day after day In ac cusing this tender, Mhrir.king. mpdest man of aaclr heinous ccnuut-t as has been lata against bun parses under standing. Mr. Larimer admits that he was elected in Illinois, and admits' that the members of the leglitlature who con tens to having been sharers lit the jack pot's pleasures voted for him; but he also admits that he Is not la any way reion sible for them. It waa Cpv emor I-neen who did It., not Hon. Xorimer. and that ought to aettle It. for Hoi), lxuimer says ao. And then Hon. Jo btitley says that If all the sen atore whose titles might be clouded in the same way were to be expelled, he would feel mighty lonesome.- Let s have done with this. ' I Hon. lia:e is going out ot ofiice In a (aw flays; tout be wants it very distinctly un derstood that for the time he la on the job. and no dlaxy little administration measure ran get by him. He doesn't propose to let any president get the notion Iliat he tan hurry the eenate. What the uae? Japan will be there In a hundred year, just the same aa now. Much . correspondence of an Interesting character la pass ing too and fro between Omaha and the capital Just now. Several officials snd prospective officials are con cerned In this matter, tine reaon why the members of congress do not vacation is that their pay -goes on Just tbe same. 1m prospect of an extra session to Interfere with their to Eur. pe .and their dates on tbe Chautauqua circuits IS not at all relished, feo we snay look for some ' record-breaking legislation action during U.e next . few days. 'I ll - be tight here till the Mow-otf coji.es. Vlaglnatlea. The ground hog aimply couldn't stand the Jibea of the poets and othera, who made htiu taryet fu,r their wit, and tnat s why he - upset th weather acain. He le vindi cated. Mahe ' tbe Smart Al ks whl li-i bun alone tht next lime. ' - . i gy g:r.A xj conditions they grow with remarkable ra pldityt like the tissue cells of a young snlmal. 4 Ulbt Good KrtiiM. Dr. ' Har'ey W. Wiley, the govemmenf food expert, was discussing In Washington the fall in the price of meat. '"The reason given us for this fall are ludicrous," said Dr. Wiley. "They are as ludicrous as the young woman's reason for avoiding tight lacing. " 'Is' tlubt lacing unwIseT her teacher asked-this Vyoung woman In a physiology lesson'. J 'Yes, It is very unwise," was the re ply. ! " " 'Why la It .unwise?' the teacher pur sued '' ' " 'because It bus( the corset,' kald the young1 woman.?' - v School Hoys and Milton. I visited a school the other day where a clasi of boy waa engaged on an essay on Milton. One had written the following: "Milton was a splendid poet and wrote that beautiful poem, 'Paradise Lost,' and on the daih of his wife 'Paradise Regained.' " -Jani'heeter Guardian. NO. 225. FEUD IS NOW ENDEI K. B. T. Aerepte t. Flee Us- Uy's Teader of , , Amity. OMAHA. Feb. J3 -To 1 he Editor of The Bumble Bee: Our friend, U Kee Ossity. blossoms forth like a new spring posey. He Is gay and wlttv and his own happ self again. 1 know hie identity but not a word as tu his name or sjusiness. Suf fice it to say that he is a "live I wire" and when bis batteries are connected he can turn "the trick." ' I have alwajs maintained that it Is the proper caper to taca our troubles bravely. Ses the good results In this in stance. Our- friend wss In a peck of trouble over the condi tion of the streets and the prevalence of tin cans on oth erwise vacant -lots: then the odors from .-South Omaha In cenaed. him. Lid he pine or did he mope L'ld he hasten for a rope'.' ' Not he: nor did lie ga him to B nunnery or other resort, there to eat away tun heart In bitter reflections upon the -Inutility of this earthly life? Nut on your cameo: Instead, he sent a list of questions to your able Journal, demanding tile reasons why 'wanted to know, you know." And now. bless his heart, he boid him writing with charm ing vivacity and versatility oil other and - happier, themes! t.reat is the power of the press! Yes, it pays to adver tise! He say. In' r'oslng, "It' the lull can am alter. Isn't It?" 1 accept the invitation but don t lor Ret tliev clou, st -sharp. After that you canteen get. a cantuu. Here's death to animosity! ' ' Three cheers for Reciprocity! tlood luck to y. Kee osMty Long live hi corporocitv: f. ft. T. Calaaaltr. The distressing accident whk h befell on of Colonel Moise's placea of business oa Cuming street Is surely to be regretted. This reduce the fcverege to about one saloon to the block in that neighbor hood, i dread a Journeys Wkail Can you con! ure up a picture of Jg Dunn reading what Joe Hummel said about Hie cite council taking the advice of tbe city attorney? BILL. SVr-vtew. , What's the matter with Jol.n O. Yelaer aa a public eervant? He la willing te furnish wind for Omaha and water for Lnindee. Read The Bumble Bee- Hie Bcc'5 Junior !Mr- T'":r:Ti iFuslTI gTI F CMFFOnn P. STONET. 1C1 N. Thirty-fourth St. Name anil AtMrrs. Earl r.oyd, 603 Pierce St Irene Harnett, 217 South Twen'y-nlnth Walter Rastian. 422 Cedar Et Thyr M. Bloom, 4321 California St I Douglas Cooper 4 320 Blondo St ! Cvw 1 ne " 1 u -r- i M II i ' r- III IE 1 l . L m sm M M A r . ; ! j"- ' os MBJ UUIIKMI, 17 11 OUUIU I HClllJ-IIIItl ni , , , . I . Anna S. Kiiraon..,. Wlllard F.ckman, 2633 Chicago St John S. FlaKR, 3C01 South Twentieth Ave Luther Fraer. 1338 South Twenty-fifth Ave.... Frank' Graf, 313 North Twentieth St.' Mary Oibbs, 3322 Hamilton St Richard Hoye, 1915 Martha St. Myia Hinman, 3 4 20 North Twenty-eighth St. ... . Clifford W. Hammond. 6.103 North, Thirty-fourth Maude 'Hodgson; 156 South Eleventh St Mildred Hungate. Thirty-seventh St. and Ellieton Carl Hull, 1019 South Twenty-second St Vere Jensen, 4111 Coiby St Anna Jensen, 2S0S Leavenworth St Frank Knapp, 33S7 Evans St Eugene L. Lowe, 2639 Parker St George D. Martindale, 4203 Karnam St Leonard McGrath, 610 South Thirty-fifth Ave. . . . James II. McMlun, 1808 California St. ..' Charles Mansjield West. 3810 South Forty-eighth George Nielson, 3302 Vinton St Arthur R. RIngwalt, 3110 Chicago St. Fay E. Rorapaugh, 2602 Bristol St Lena Etrangler, 1075 Kavan St..... Clifford P. Stoney, 1631 North Thlrty-rourth St. Hugh Sherwood, ,2727 Chicago St John Wachtler, 2212 South Eighteenth St Arden We&tbrook, 2533 Maple St.; Frances Wolcott, 1015 South Thirty-sixth St. . . . Pauline Ziegman, 1123 North Twentieth St.... The Clinging Woman Have you noticed the woman who clings and clings? The woman who can't carry her own .suit case from the" car to the ferry, even when all it haa In it Is Laura Jean's latest and a lingerie shirtwaist? The woman who can't sew her own buttons on. or fasten her gown down the back, or do ner own nair, or ue a uow on me vaca oi ber neck, or hook ber cloak collar under her chin, or go home from the car on the corner alone, or get her rubbers ununas- i listed, or stay In the lr apartment alone ' after dark while perclval attends an abso ; lutely compulsory lodge or board meeting? j The woman who wouldn't know what to do with a quaver in her voice and tears In her perfectly adorable upturned eyes If she were left alone, with no one to take care of her In this hard, cruel, cold, cold world? Have you noticed ber? And fetched and carried tor her? And bought her ticket for her at the ticket window becaure she couldn't find her purse; and paid her tare because she forgot to get a transfer, and taken her to dinner because she missed ber train by just a nilnutt, on the very night before pay day. The perfect type of her. the Incarnation and qulneassncs of her, as complete and finished and Illustrative aa though made by a master hand, stood on the sidewalk midway between a taxi and a hotel en trance. Her skirt wis too long and cling Ing clinging, of course; her bat wa too laige, and I strongly suspect, being f feminine and Incredulous mind her shoe were too small; and her arms full of par cels, little parcels, big parents, round par cels and square. Bbe tripped on her gown, i r turned her ankle on her high heel, or f The Fat and the Lean "Wow!" shrieked the Fat Ouy. "What are you 'wowing' about?" asked the Human Nail, with elongated acidity. "lxKik! Look at tbe bulletin In the win dow there!" The Human Nail looked aa directed and there read the announcement that the sen ate committee had. by a unanimous vote, endorsed San Francisco as the site for the Panama exposition. "Welt, that settles It now," raid the Hu man Nail, quietly. Enthusiasm doesn't go. you know, with great height and a small bct. It Is not In the "airy" temperament. So the Human Natl rpoke very quietly. He did not' "wow." . -' Haven't you got a 'wow' left In you?" asked the Fat Liuy. Now I the time to shout. I'm for shouting my head off." "Wouldn't require tnuch shouting to do that." said the Human Nail. "To retort In kind." said tha Fat Ouy. "I might say that yeu should be called a Ptnlnihlng Nail one of that kind that the carpenter drlvea 'way Into the wood and thfn covers over the hole with putty. A finishing nail hasn't any head, Lo you get nr "Simple abuse te not wit," answered the Human Nail, flaring up like a long flam beau, a he ambled aay. Ban Francisco Chronicle. . tahappr Title. "Tese Mad at him? Why, he wrote a lovely poem to her. Jess Yes, but shs never read It. When she saw the title of It she tore the whole thing up In a fit of anger. You see, he called It "Lines on Mabel Face." The Calhollo Standard and Time. Hesae Chat. - Bertha Why, mother. Just look! My pus )' got a lot of kitten In your asw hat and 1 never evea knew she was married. Birthday BodR .... . . St February 24, 1911. 8chooL High Farrram Train , Saunders Walnut Hill Caitellar High Farnam Vinton High Central High Casteliar Central Tark Central Park.... Lincoln Lake Mason Clifton Hill Farnam Howard Kennedy Long Walnut Hill High Cass Beals .......... Windsor Webster Lcthrop , Forest , Franklin , Webster St. Joseph , Lothrop , Columbian Kellom ar. .18?! .1191 .m ..ll7 .1ST .1901 .im .1899 ..1900 .1892 .1902 .1891 .1898 .1903 .1899 .1K9C .1901 .1904 ..1898 .1899 ..1897 .1902 .1904 .1894 ..1904 .1903 ..1903 .1899 .1899 , .1900 ,.190s ..1898 ..1901 ..1900 .1901 ..1897 st. . Ave. St. Do You Know Her? J caught her hat In the taxi doer; but, what ever was the contretemps, she loosed her parcel like a summmer day starting aa avalanche, and stood ba the midst ef hat1 scattered possession the picture of oon fused despair, surprised helplessness, lis resistible woe. Puch a pretty picture the clinging sister hood are alway pretty, for Indolence la becoming to women; and they nevtr grow old. tor they never worry there are ) many who will worry for them and so they remain smooth and smiling and sweetly appealing forever, or uatil death kindly assists them Into another and bet. ter world. Such a pretty picture Just tendrtla blow ing about her eye, fettlnf In the way and curling dlstractlngly, and oalffuna drooping and draping her, faintly calling) on all the world: "Com and help me.'' It went like a wireless for irdlag and miles; at any rate acroee the street, and up and down the block, tor a helpful man rushed to her, narrowly missing aa up town car. Just escaping a downtown ear and dodging a limousine. Another cam currying up from a jilde treat, the boy la livery on the door wa fur abandoning hi post, the haughty chauffeur had a neat, ready leg ever tht Ide. while the man oa the spot with over coat snugly buttoned ever bis embonpoint stooped redly te the first work; ef reeeue, It took two men to earry the pare! la the door, another to receive them, and the liveried one to dear the way, "How awkward ef me. Thank yott so much." And a glow et pleasure tlagied where chill apathy dwelt before. aa Vraaelsee Chronicle. Daily Ileaith Hint V It Is possible to provoke blllouiaeae by despondency, fear and worry, whleh are ssld to be deadly enemlee ef the kidney end the skin, and ' seriously prevent the elimination of poisons. Mewey la It. An enthusiastic suburbanite waa ahewlng a guest about hi domain, dilating en lie Joys and comforts aa they walked. The guest ventured: "Tee, but I don't think ther' much money la It." "Great gins, msnt Money In It? Kvery cent I've got end all I ran borrow I la It." Lipplncott'. GOING UP. 'They gay that gocceaaAJ men re generally bald." Ye; Ijsatlce they moetJy com eut en top."