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Ik Bee's Junior Birthday Book
IITTLE SHBMON IFOR HIE WEEK 3S
Her Husband's Voice
More About the Weaknesses of the
Weaker Sex.
BY AMERB MAN.
T1IF, ItKE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 11. 1011.
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1'ost Graduate Husband.
The Amateur Wife spoke In whispers,
and Mary, th helpful handmaiden, n
swered her In muffled monosyllable.
Even Woof-Woofs hark had a subdued
note.
For the master of th house wai Ill-Ill
unto near death. At leant that was the
way he felt about It.
He did not know the ram of the malady
which threatened to cut him down In the
flower of hla youth.
Home persons thought It waa grippe
others ptomaines-others sciatica.
One auperanuated old fool had pro
nounced It rheumatism.
Hut the Toat Graduate Husband did not
are what It waa. He only knew that he
ached an over and that, undoubtedly, he
was going to dl.
At he lay on hi couch of anguish, he
reflected sadly upon the frivolity of wom
ankind. It wn evident that hla wife had
no realization of the gravity of hla condi
tion: Why she wna actually so oblivion of the
unparalleled agony he was enduring as to
Joke about It.
'There's no'hlng the rentier with you ex
cept a had cold." asserted Till Wife lightly.
"If you'd done as I told you two days ano
you would be well now."
"What was the nann of th.it dope you
were trying to make me tako7" Inquired
Her Husband
It was the first symptom of surrender,
and Ills Wife smiled radiantly.
"Asierln," she replied, "you take five
grains before you (to to bed and In the I
morning you are convalescent. 'V
"or dead.'' he answered gloomily. "Well.
I can't fee! any wuim than I do. I sup
pose you've got mime of the poison In
the house ?"
"Oh. yes!" exclaimed the Amateur Wife
joyously, "there's soma rinht here on the
llisntelpiere."
His capitulation wns not without Its re
ward. The drug- niav probably did not
have anything to do with It, but the follow
ing dav he awoke entirely well, and the
prorct he had formed of milking his will
Immediately was adjourned until the next
time he had a cold or :i toothnche.
l'p to this point the narrative of the
Tin
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st Graduate Husband nnd the Amateur
'lie has been an unpretentious, chronicle
of fact.
Hut though the--things which will shortly
be relaled actually happened. It belongs
properly in the realm of falr stories
and thee la Utile use stating that it Is
true. be. u use nobody will believe It.
The Ivst Graduate Hucabnd's return to
h's office, from which he had been absent
lor more than a week, was met by the
i soul voticy of stale jests concerning the
prols'ile i a owe of his absence.
One tnun itlone allowed genuine solicitude
Tor hla welfare and inquired Interestedly
Bllenre brooded over the home of
Famous Children of History
'Uod bless mv mother'." said Abraham
1. rccin. "All I am. or all 1 hope to be, I
owe to her!"
The man who spoke, so nobly was born
1'itruary 12. 1. In Hardin county, Ken
tucky. His birthplace was one of those little
Ion houses that pioneers built for tnein-
selvia in that curly d:iy. It had no floor
ing save the tradden earth, no plaster nor
paper In the roof walls, and no furnishing
but the simplrst furniture made by the
pioneers themselves. It was simply a re
fuge from the ruin of summer and the
wind and snow of winter.
It was here that his mother. Impressed
with the great Important of an education
for her boy, taught him to read and write,
there being no school In that thinly settled
region. 8h Instilled Into his b'lddlng mind
that Intense desire for knowledge and seal
- atudy which characterised and Influ
VJCd him throughout his entire life; and
If the poverty which hardened them and
the hardships they endured claim our sym
pathies, the outdoor life, the work In th
field, or chopping wood, the hunting-, fish
ing, planting and harvesting conduced to
a strong and vigorous physical growth
which was In some measure a compensa
tion. It was this life, with its freedom
and the continual and forced intimacy
with a new and uncultivated country, as
The Waist
Th hoopl skinthat variety of th
hobble with a ribbon cv straight band tying
the dress tlKhtly In around the ankles Is
no longer really In fashion. Straight, nar- t
tow skin Mill rule, but the more exclu-
six French houses are quit firm t""t ; eeneraiv lM1puiar than a colored tripe. ai
nioia width bhall be given the walker and j tllou(rh lne la,,er al.. Bn ,nd ,ra
that the tied-ln effect Is not amart. The taiiy pretty for frocks for young
empire waistline Is .en In every kind of ; Kjr,
iy! of dress trom the tailored skirt to a J norarra voilMI are not qllU, ,mart
ball gown. It is not rxaugerately high. I a, ,a,t far wln ,hev Wfr. ,nore of a
however, the new wsl.illue. and the skii t , novelt, . ,, ,he bordered rir.
does not fill so straight' from th top of
Mm bollllne
but that the good lines of the'ar. far eiiler to fashion lnm an .iir.,.ik'.
flK'ir are noticeable, t.veu many of the
tailor-ir.ad cloth jackets show an
empire
waistline In the sWlit of the coat added
some two or three Inches above the nor
mal line of the bell. There are many
n imber of tiolh Jackets made without this
line, and no woman need ever fear to order
yer tailor suit with a Jacket made wim
regulation lines and without added hip
pieces. While mut of the new plain coats
itauh ut to the hip with funcy stitched
or braided side piece, a short three-quarter
Is aiwai a safe length and U more apt to
be bccvintng than a fchorter coat.
Th costume lilusliated shows a iiia:t
little afternoon, frock developed from em-
eiald green satin and tan and brown foul-
aid. The little vera was of allover Irish
crochet and the trimming of gueu so.i
tacho on band of tan aiin.
t-trl.d am! dotted voiles are both ex
ceedingly attiaitUe, and this spring aie to
t worn more even than the er-popular
foulard, th place of which they are moiej
or lass usurping temporarily. A narrow i
alternate black and whit atrip made with ; BUI- Which do you think the moat r
tmot Inipllcity. relieved only with a liable seme, seeing or feeling?
band of coral pink taffeta bordering the
narrow lao gulinpe. made a charmingly
pieuy umn ior jne ea-ij iiniij ir.ui iiiai.
The liMiM fluUnsd S'J with a band of
pink at th Jbr fell ovr Utile under
iImvm f lava. This owi waa mi auad
jVCH iurr A DREAMS.
as to the method of treatment which had
finally restored him to health.
"Aspcrin did it." rerepMed. "Five grains
of Asperln."
'Asperln'" his friend repeated wonder-Ing-y.
"Why, that's the name of a horse
In the fifth race today!"
A rapt look came Into Mje eyes of the
1'ost Graduate Husband
Joan of An: seeing the vision which pent
her' fourth to conquer did not look more
ecstatic than he. ,
"Sure mooch it Is." he acknowledged,
and then he fid! to brooding again.
"It's a hunch!" he exclaimed suddenly,
"look here. It took five grain of Asperln
to cure my grippe. ' II put b on Asperln
to win that race!"
"You're crazy'," his friend rejoined.
"What do you know about that horse?"
"Nothing! What do I need to know?"
the Post Graduate Husband answered.
"All the systems and the science In the
world couldn't defeat a 'hunch' like that."
"finch stuff as dreams are made of."
quoted his friend, who knew Shakespeare
so well that he called him by his first
mime.
"I bet on a horse today." Her Husband
admitted, over the coffee cups to His
Amateur Wife.
"Well." she said with a resigned cheer
fulness, "I don't mind. I'm silly, too. I
give money to organ grinders and German
bauds. We'll put It down the money you
lost to the charge of experience.
"Kxperience!" vhouted Her Husband, ex
cltedly.- "Kxperience nothing! My horse
won at twenty to one! That makes $100
clear profit! Asperln simply romped in!"
"Don't gel no' excited, dearf You'll have
another attack of sciatica! Take one more
little Asperln pill and forget about your
other troubles."
(Copyright, 1911, by the N. V. Herald Co.)
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well as the struggle for existence, which
made little "Abe" such a perfect 'child of
nature.
It Is well to remember that the devotion,
affectionate and thoughtful spirit that
guarded the childhood of Utile "Abe" lent
a halo of glory to the humble home and
clothed the rude life with a charm which
left an undying Impression upon the boy.
It grew stronger as he reached manhood,
and this mother love, so full of "the milk
of human kindness," blossomed out and
found ita full fruitage In the emancipation
of a race and the glorification of a na
tion. When "Abe" waa 7 years of age his
parents moved from Kentucky to Indiana
in a "Hoosler" wagon drawn by two
horses. There being no railroad In those
days, the immigration to the western states
was accomplished chiefly In covered
wagons which took on thejiame "Hoosler"
for the reason that they originated In In
diana, the "Hoosler" state. These vehicles
were usuully constructed from the ions; box
farm wagan used for carrying grain; along
the sides of the wagon box long hoops
were fastened and bent; over these canvas
or other cloth was spread and fastened
tight at the sides, thus forming a sort of
rounded top tent. Into this kind of tented
conveyance the Lincoln family placed their
effects, sleeping at night In the wagon
and taking refuse In it from sun and rain.
Line Question
I "Dutch neck," but had a high transparent
lace collar. Wide conspicuous stripes are
not in fashion s favor, but varied stripes of
different widths In the one pattern are
much in vogue. Black and white relieved
by
a note of color in the trimming is mora
. ,h milk, purchases as thev !
gown than when there is no pattern at all I
lo governed bv. The bordered . hlff..,. I
are once again much in evidence, and, In the
heavier qualities chiffon does not neces
sarily give such bad wear as Is generally
reputed. Marquisette has. however, rather
superseded i hlf fon. au It Is more durable
and la equally easy to drape.
trkamai taiwrnirit.
The physician had taken his patient's
pult and temperature and proceeded to i
ask the usual queMtors
' It er seems," said he. regarding the
unfortunate with scientific interest, "that
j the attacks of fever and th chills appear
' on alternate days. I'o you think Is It your
opinion that they have, so to speak, de
creased in violence, if 1 may use that
word ."'
The pvient Miiited feebly. "lHx" said
be. "on d . r day my had s so hot I
can t ihlnk, and on ague days I shake so
I co t hold an opinion." IJpptncott s.
i Jill Why. feeling, of course.
"Why so ""
wen. w nen you look al a girls fo.it you !
think it I datrty: when h step on your'
o. you chaog
btaiaamas.
your opinion." Yenkers
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I be t nmlna Revival, j I , 1 I
Text: "If the Vision Tarry Wait for It;
It Will Purely Come; It Will Not Tarry."
Hab. I T
The object of this sermon Is to prepare
people for the coming revival, that they
may see Its need. Its nature, and believe
In Its possibility.
That a great revival Is needed Is mani
fest by conditions political, commercial.
Social and religious. The names of our
leading cities are synonyms of political
graft-Pit tabu rg. Philadelphia, San Fran
cisco. New York, Chicago and Denver.
To name many of our great corporations
Is simply to name confessed, convicted or
suspected criminals. Our monopolies are
robber barons. Colonies of hankers and
officials fill our prisons. "Everybody
grafts" is the watchword and excuse.
Socially. Steel trust presld-nts set ex
amples for divorce, packese' sons for do-
Imestlo Infelicity, society leaders, great sing
ers, stage stars set examples for voluptu
ousness. For pleasures rotten plays in
our best theaters and leg shows In our
worst attract the multitudes. , For intel
ligence we feed on the sewage of the press
or trashy stories, or occupy ourselves with
social nonsense or outlandish dress.
Jn matters of religion we face empty'",
pews, formal worship, desslcated sermons,
rejected creeds, empty prayer meetings
and unmanned churches.
But the revival la coming. I am not a
pessimist, hut an optimist; the world Is
growing better and will grow better, and
that by great religious movements. "If
the vision tarry, wait for it; It will surely
come; It will not tarry."
Grand national and International redemp
tive movements have come, and will come
U IldOing 01 Mr i U Pill t
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HV I.AKAVETTB PARKS.
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I see that a. Missouri scientist has stated 1
that the blonde type of woman Is decreas
ing." remarks Mr. I'pllft. striving to draw
out young Mr. I'pllft along a line of scien
tific progression.
"He may be from Missouri, but he's got
to show me." asserts Son, who Is some
thing of a connoisseur himself when It
comes to the eternal feminine. "Little
Bright Eyes with the golden 'culrs can he
seen in bunches any old day In dear old
Broadway."
"This professor says that the fair type
of woman Is favorite among men." ex
plains Father.
"And then It often happens." suggests
sage son. "that her golden hair Is nothing
but a rope. When she take It off and
hangs it carelessly on the back of a chair,
just by way of breaking the news to
hubby, he learns once again that all Is not
gold that glitters."
"It Is very Interesting to read the scien
tist's account of tracing the origin of the
blonde type back o earlier periods," ?i,n
tinues Father.
"Sometimes you only have to go as far
back as the corner drug store," ventures
Fon, "where a bottle of peroxide or 59
cents will turn out the classiest little
blondy that a beauty hunter ever wanted
to rave about. To those that know the
secrets of home-made beauty, a pair of
fishy eye also can be made to sparkle
like the bright blue orbs the poet raves
about In the patent medicine ad."
"A curious feet in this connection,"
Father resume, "Is that while men favor
the fair-haired type of women. It Is the
brunette man th woman chooses."
"Dark horses seem to be running well
In all parts of the country these days,"
comments Son. "It will certainly be up to
mamma's fair-haired darling to invest In
a -bottle of black hair dye."
"Recent statistic In Philadelphia show
that three to one of the bride there were
of the lighter type," announce Father,
who like to back up In hla arguments with
facts and figures.
"Which goes to show that the Quaker
City little Bright Eyes Is not so alow as
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mouth Congregational Church of Omaha.
In England In -the eleventh century came
the great Cistercian revival when every
where In country and town noble trader
and churl banded together for prayer.
In the fourteenth century came the Lol
lards and Wycllf. In the sixteenth the ref
ormation; then came Cromwell and the
Puritans; then In the eighteenth century
came Whitfield and the AVesley. And
Green, the historian, shows that with every
great social movement was closely as
sociated a great religious step for the com
mon ieople, from serfdom, from the
monorlal system, from unlimited monarchy
and Into modern liberty. The next great
religious movement will be closely as-
Lsociated with the elevation of (he masses;
holien Htur 11 sometimes Hope
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the fair, type cf woman
FAVORJTE AMONG KEXl.
n a
reported In the dope sheets," says Son
"It also gives us coarse men a straight
tip that we'll have to get a new set of
danger signals if we want to sidestep the
Jingle, Jangle weddings bells stuff."
"To depart from the scientific or the
practical side," Father ventures, "Insurance
men say that brunette women live longer
than the blondes.
"The blonds wins again," exclaims Bon,
"Every hubby who gets his wife Insured,
counting on spending the money some day
will aura grab off a golden haired lassie
Girl whose grandmother have lived to
the ripe old age of a century will be paaaed
on the discards."
"Physicians assert that the American
climate la trying to person without suf
ficient pigment or coloration of the akin
to ward off the sun rays," further eluci
dates Father. ,
"Any little girl who has lived In this
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the destruction of monopoly, the redemp
tion of lalMir.
America has seen two great religious
movements, one In the beginning of the last
century, one about the middle, and la now
ready for the third
What will be the characteristics of the
next g-eat revival?
1. It will be unlike any that have pre
ceeded It. No two religious movements are
alike
2. I.Ike all great movements. It will be
radical and progressive, trampling as did
Jesus on many petted traditions.
3. It will have gTeat leaders, sun-crowned
men. unmerrenary broad-vlsloned, abso
lutely unselfish and Ood-lnsplred. God has
a thousand Pauls and Wesleys and Phin
neys in his loins.
4. It will likely be attended with political
revolutions that will obliterate old line
and destroy old methods.
R. It will be almost necessarily attended
with great Improvement of the condition
of the masses, as has been universal In
history. "He hath put down the mighty
from their seat and exalted them of low
degree." The "divine patience" of the poor
will yet be rewarded.
6. It will reach beyond any sect and
touch alike Catholic. Protestant and Jew.
It will bring In or be attended by the fed
eration of denomlnals.
7. It will, with the great social uprising,
eliminate war and release a billion a year
for the elimination of want and slums.
S. It will .be a revival of men and boys,
and not of women only.
I am speaking not of an event of tomor
row, or the next day; It may be In fifty, or
100, or X years but It will come. And we
can live In anticipation and possession of
the vision.
town a few day and doesn't know enough
to buy a box of rougo and a powder puff,"
Son declares, "hasn't any business to b
entered In the matrimonial sweepstakes.
With that useful little article concealed In
her large fur muff, believe me, any dame
can supply enough color to paint ah Italian
sunset."
"I notice that the pupils at Wellesley
college contend that among the engaged
girls there but few are Dlondes," argues
Father, by way of offsetting the point In
favor of the fair type.
"Take l from me. Pop," advises Son,
"that many a foolish yap has agreed to
pay the rent of a flat for life while kidding
along some gay gazelle at college, and then
left her waiting at the church. Just be
cause a girl says she' engaged Is no sign
the preacher has said those fatal word. A
for me, little blue eye every, time."
(Copyright, 1911. by th N. T. Herald Co.)
A Maikroon I.oyer.
fk:r.tor Depew at a dinner In New York
praised a turkey' mushroom stuffing.
These mushroom," he continued, "remind ;
me of an Incident that occurred while I
was abroad m the autumn.
"Tou know th&fc on an English train the
passenger are locked In small compart
ments, and there Is an emergency signal
for them to pull In case the train must be
stopped.
"Well, the signal waa pulled one autumn
day, and th train, with a great grinding
of brakes, came to a sudden atop, and
guards and conductor, pale with horror,
ran up and down the carriage to.seo what
terrible thing had happened.
"They found In a rearmost carriage an
old woman leaning far out of the window,
waving her arm and her umbrella excit
edly. "What'a the matter, madam? Why did
you stop the train?" they asked her.
" 'You fools.' she answered; 'why didn't
you stop before? We Just passed two of
the finest mushroom I've seen this many a
year.' "Washington Herald. '
Didn't Mean That.
"Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny
mother, "kindly excuse John' absence
from school yesterday afternoon, as he
fell -In the mud. By doing the same you
will greatly oblige his mother." Comlo
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AItNOr.l GRMtHKRT. .
."017 Oorcas Street.
Name mi! Ailtlresn.
Lyaton Anderson, 2."6 ruining St
Salome Abbott, 2568 Anirs Ave
Christina Boyschon. 0115 IMnkne'y St.
Paul 11. Deuel, 5404 North Twonty-Rcventh St
Mildred E. Dickens," Fifty-third anc" Mason Sts....
Lyle Donald. 534 Park Ave
Frederick Durkee. 3521 Parker St
Carmen Dance, 3021 South Twenty-third St
William Denton, 2521 Burdette St. ...
Ruth Gross. 501 South Twenty-a cond St
Alice Gideon, 2721 North Twenty-second St High School 1R91
Arnold T. Grabbert, 2017 Dorcas Ft Ger. Iditheran 190S
Florence K. llainmaoh 807 South Th1rty-flrt St . . . . Park ..!i05
Ruth K. Hardy, 2201 North Twenty-seventh Ave... Long ..190$
Marlon Hlnes, 2904 Erskine St Howard Kennedy .. 1 89-
Frances L. Hanfelt. 2825 Brown St Sacred Hr-r.rt 198
Alfred V. Johnson, 2825 Webster St.-. High.,.' 1895
Robert S. Kaylor, 1424 Sherman Ave hve 1904
LUlie M. Kotva, 1929 South Twelfth St ..'.-Lincoln 1900
Albert II. Kock, 1404 Bancroft St ......Ger. Lutheran ....1901
Leonard Austin Lavldge, 1513 Lothrop St... High 1893
Theodore R. Lewis. 212 South Twenty-seventh St. . . .Karnam 1904
Wayne Lupton, 3730 North Thirty-sixth Ave Druid Hill 1908
Eddie McCarthy, 1309 South Sixth St...,. Train 1904
Helen Nepodal, 3019 South Eleventh St. . Bancroft . '. 1901
Agnea Nelson 3413 North Thirtieth St Howard Kennedy. . 1 899
Charles Proksel. 1237 South Fifteenth St t'omentut 1899
Mildred Prohaska, 1422 South Fifth St Train 1904
David Richardson. 833 South Twenty-third St Mason 1902
Robert H. Rasgorshek, 3504 Hamilton St Franklin 1903
Benjamin Robinson. 4719 North Fortieth St Central Park 1899
Joan Rosen, 1G35 North Twenty-first St Kellom 1904
Earl Reynolds, 619 North Eighteenth St Cass 1902
Frank Rune, 4523 Hamilton St Warhut Hill 1902
Emma Schlottan, 3705 South Eighteenth St Germ. Lutheran ..1899
Mable Stanwood, 2 805 North Twenty-fifth St Lothrop 1898
Kathryn Saymeger, 2726 South Nineteenth St High 1893
Judith Stanberg, 1438 North Eighteenth St Kellom 1904
Iran Schmltz, 3003 Franklin 8t
Eddie Toman, 1413 Chicago St
Josephine Tedesco, 1020 South Twenty
Nellie Tlgh. 2375 South Twenty-eighth
Ellen Tjesall, 2816 Seward St
Anna I. Watson, 2925' Grant St
Frances E. Webster, 2423 Bristol St
Egbert M. Weeks, 3328 Ruggles St.
Mildred Ware, 1320 North Fortieth
Ethel Watt, 3931 North Seventeenth
Edith Wemmer 809 North Seventeenth St High 196
Tena Zucker, 2410 Charles St
Some Silhouettes of
BY BOBUIE BABBLE.
All night he treads the narrow path
'Twist hungry customers and cook,
Assuaging ail complaints and wrath
With hi unfathomable look.
The coffee may be somewhat weak,
The butter Just a trifle strong.
But who. Indignantly, would speak
Who gased upon those features long?
Listen! How lyric la his vein,
One orders "I.amb broth! quick, my son!"
He hollers, "Baa-baa In the rain!
Gent' In a hurry! Make him run!"
Another want poached egg on toast.
The waiter, a he hurries aft.
Yell In a tone to wake a ghost,
"Bride and a bridegroom on a raft!"
"Gt me a baked pototo, beau!"
Comes from one diner's croaking throat.
The waiter call In accents low,
"Miss Murphy in a sealskin coat!"
"Hash'" calls another hungry voice.
. The waiter's eyes with mischief dance.
HI version makea the cook rejoice,
"This get would like to take a chance!"
"Chicken croquette for niluv!" say one.
"Fowl ball!" the Jojful waiter cries.
"Two fried eggs, but not too well done!"
Pays Johnny with the shifty eyes.
The waitoY doesn't turn a hair,
His version reads Just like a text,
"Adam and Kve In a garden fair
Ix-ave their eyes open! Yes, sir! Next?"
All sorts of customers drop In,
Cabby and clubman, crook and cop,
When Past and
"H really Is alarming." confessed one
mother 1 know, "th way my girls and I
get on or rather, don't Ket on together. I
try to b ympatlietic and Interested, but
discord will creep In. They don't eein the
saoi sort of girl I used to know iim J .
waa a girl."
Mother didn t know she bad answered
her own perplexity In that last uentern e.
writes Kstelle Kegler. f course her girls
aren't a bit like the girl of yesterday.
beaus they're the girls of today, and the
girl of today are women of the wdiiu at
an age when mother was In hhoit skirts'
and hair ribbons.
Independence, self-reliance. f if suffi
ciency In the present day girl are not
objectionable acquisitions to be frowned
down, even by mother. They are posit le
necessities, the resell of the evolution of
so letv and Industry.
Picture the quiet, lelliing. elf-ef faclt.t!
I'uritan maid of auotner da,' tn.the salii
of downtown shops or office. HI c would
spend so iinii h time folding her hands '
quite Iiroperly befoia her and lisikiuu
! atwshed that the parade of things a'll
folks would leave her hoitelessly beliltcl
And while -he would be casting down her
eyes In modest maidenly fashion an auto- '
mobti or torn other fast moving vsbloi
February 11, 1011.
Ncliiiol. Year.
Wehsler 1P04
, Saratopa 1 1 9 6
. Howard Kennedy. .1899
.Miller Park 190ft
, BphIs 1903
. Kartiam 1899
. Franklin 18?
.Vinton 1P04
. Long 190J
. Mason 189t
Long 1903
Cass 1902
- first 8t Mason 1901
St Dupont 1896
Long .1902
Howard Kennedy .. 1898
.-Lothrop 1897
High 1894
St Walnut Hill 1899
St ....Lothrop 1900
...Long ...1901
the Sidewalk
The All-Mght
Waiter.
Detectives, saints and those who tin.
The shivering tramp, the foolish fop.
He knows them all, and underHtsnd
More than a casual eye can see.
And bearing succor in li is bands
I.auKh out his tragic comedy!
(Copyright, 111 1 . by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
Present Disagree
nii;i't come alonu
! haJ'd vxialeni-e.
nd end her pastel
' I)on'l you think perhaps you has
tli iugiit too much of 'when 1 was a girl'
and not enoiigu uf the now and here? " was
niKcsted to the puxzled mother. "Yotl
kuoA time moves swiftly and all th to
mi. i lows aie .icsteiduya before we grasp
tiiein.'
"i liailn t thoutot of it just that way,"
admitted uioiher "The 'ued to be' girl
woiilil ! lather out of place today. Ill
try Ijeinx a new 1 1 myself and see If It
doni smooth the way of strife In whlck
we seem to be constantly traveling."
YcMenlav the molher and daughter
wei e cm iio.-iut; over one of Oie new scant
i-kiil ilicsses in a downtown window. I
happen to know that mother had always
opposed the si ie most Mi euuously. possN
rl I'Mii m si.e pi-e.r lue:i.,iies of
hoo.s and rufile. kuioi,, dn eniallty?
fairly radiated from the happy trio.
I it lie pe li Ue Her .
"I would rather ill on a pumpkin anf,
have It ail lo myself than be crowded on a
velvet cushion. I would rather ride on tha
earth In an ox cart, with a free circulation,
than go to heaven In the fancy car of aa
excursion train and breath a malaria ail
, th way." Tbortau.
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