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J ' Uottio Dalozucs k w" T" He,u or the '
1 Jlt bt Walter a. Sinclair. Dancer. Below. J TVn
I "I should think thai Instead of the f "
Grand March they'd call It the Mt-and 1 V
"I should think ' that instead of the
Orand March they'd call It the Orand
April,' beni' of the showers.'1 observed
I Dottle. hurling confetti from the box Keats
a politician friend had pressed on me.
-'Maybe they call It that be auae It
starts like a laaih,' and then goes out Ilka
a line' I sill Verert.
"Ah. ou' tire filled with carnival spirit."
he aef iispd.'dnbblnB' at me with a handful
of chopped pipe ""There! 1 ran hit you.
- anyway. ' lVe beWi trying to wing a man
marching 'rtiTwn there who keeps looking
up ss thouVVr e was afraid his wife might
vbe here.1"
"Throw confetti, but don't throw Insinu
ations!' I 'Warned. "Thla Is a perfectly
i-IIUi April. ' bc ftn' of the showers.'1 observed I IT'J I I !
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proper political ball". -ahd -all the attending
politician ' have' 1een thoroughly while
washed." ' ' "
From tie way be1 dodge these hashed
paper you'd think I wna a subpoena
server," ahf ''remarked, letting a handful j
trickle down on the polished "bean ol a
learned Judge wh' ventured out from be
neath jhe ball -ony! ," '
"What's ..become of Ycu'ng What's-Hls-Name.
who. tookyou out for a preliminary
dance .ml suemcd to keen to fill your
program before he started?" 1 InyulrVd
cynically.. ';(! has Jeffed; he didn't come
back." , t , . -
"Kubher, ','. ,li snapped, lather sulkily.
"Vesr. o,itte, a number her tonight, but
that wasn t the question. " I replied.
"I was Answering. . 1 llscovered after the
poor, fellow hsA drugged me all around the
place, and. rjad wondered if was a ton of
coal or a battle ship, tltal 1 hud foi gotten
to take off my rubber sandals." she ex
claimed. "Mere, men seem to tire out at one dance,
while woman can. keep It up and be Just
as fresh at the end of the night," I re
marked. "At a dance they seem to have
the strength, it foul ball players."
"I see. a, ,nujnbrr of half backs and quar
ter backa.", ahe, ajcreed. .
"Would you. say that that pretty blonde
over therein, the tbJrd box had presj agent
tory hair?.',',. I queried, to change the sub
ject. '. ' .. (,
"Press agent story, hair?" she echoed.
"Uut,.ot puffs," I explained.
"No, , 1 , should ,calj It a llamelin coif
lure (ene cuuniereut
) Meaning?'. J in'nua
"Full of, rats. Toot!
"That ypung !nih" . ro
fure," she countered.
uated
Toot" she exulted
rotating: around her
f seems to . be wearing thOKe corset coats
for men I read about. Do you think corset
styles for men will ever come permanently
to America?" ''j .'
Diily Woman
There la but on woman In the United
States who enjoys lhe novelty of being a
fui: fledged pollceme,n, wearing (a badge
and having all the privileges of a patrol
man'othe'rakrTcr file. This is Mrs.
Alice piekblns.WeUs .of Los Angeles. Cal.
lrfs Apgclea Jv-d, Ihe distinction of appoint
ing Uie first .woman, policeman last fall
and Mrs. ' Wells' appointment has proved
a great success. It .has also caused the
civil service coipmsj)ljun to rama up new
rules and regulations, governing the police
department, ppulntmcpts, and from now
on . w ill .b possible ;for wornvn . to enter
th'i raoUa 4,)ieainua men.
Mrs. ', .Wfclla la a young woman, slight in
liulM a1I itriiirat a1. anil until recently
txpk but little part.. In public life. Her
Hnry .of hw-she became the first woman
policeman Is' characteristic of her. blie
"1 iiuallfiijd ,to .ecoiye a policeman be
cause 1 saw the great opportunity open fur
w oman, There . ar , places she can go
and accomplish govd that can never be
reached. ,iy loan. 'After having New
ITnrk and oomiiiK to Lioa Angeles I saw
great ntud of It here. Naturally, however,
when 1 first ftppliod at the department for
Instructions to cjuallfy, 1 did ao with much
doubt and misgiving, for I did not know
it th officers would take me seriously.
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New Kind of Loan
Two negroes had been called up before
ineir rili'nyvf uciauw liiey iiku linn
tight uttout money. Aoronain Jones ciaimea
that TWitms tihort owed him five dollars.
TIk bhiirt denied In the most vehement
munner, calling oh all the powers of heaven
and earth 'to strike hjpi dead if he owed
Jopes a'tent.
"l'se done loiin dat nlgguh five dollahs,"
protested .Abraham. (
"lie a,ln' dono noililn' pb de kin !" con
t nulk ted ' fefrurt. . " I
This oolloojijr. .kept up for several min
utes. -Flnfny the employer decided that
Jones hd, loaned the five dollaia to Short.
"What uV )t aiean by lying to me in
thUKwayY' vhe'tiainanded aternly of Short
"Well, "bptis' explained Short, "you ace.
it wux lak , ills; Abraham, he done loan me
ut It wus a loan in de
Popular Maguxlne.
if ouscttuld Irtsphur,
Boy What is a whit lie, pop?
Father-Most of tha milk we
wn.:-I.lppln'ol'a,
my
"Another new bat. How in the '
world am I to pay for it?'
IVahouJd I know. Tra your
wife, not your financial adviser!
; ' ' ' f dut flva .llas
! I 2 way of a glf'.'1'-
I v I rather Most or tha milk we buy.
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UVXD FOR FIGURES.
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"Corsets usually come to stay?" I side
stepped. "According to the advance no
tices of the new coat, the chest is where
the padding will be placed."
"Just now the padding Is In the novel
and serial stories." she grimaced.
"The proof of the padding Is in the read
ing o' It." I paraphraased.
"Too many books spoil the auth ," sh
essayed, In the same vein. "I Suppose it
must be awfully easy to writs a book."
"Yes. the hard part Is getting anybody
to read It." I" responded. "Why?"
" was .lust thinking sbout that this
could be made a good scene for a story-
handsome young reformer fighting wicked
political boss falls In love with boss'
daughter " she began.
"Idea never i-sed before!'' 1 Jeered.
"Plot with all the modern Improvements"
"But." she continued, with rebuking em
phasis, "this doesn't turn out the same
way. lie attends ball, just Ilk this, sees
another beautiful girl In box with vapid
young idler"
"Young Idol, you mean, don't you?" I
Interrupted. "But that's no reformer look
ing up here, lie's a ky cop. Or am I the
reformer?"
"You certainly have enough conceit."
she cried.
"But you always have conceit checks,"
I protested. "Shall we waits?"
"I will not stir from here" she an
aerted. "Oh, don't be stubborn come on!" I
pleaded.
"I'ntll you take your chair off my
train," she finished.
Ifot!
(Copyright, 1911, by the N. Y. Herald
Policeman
"But to my gratification, they accorded
me every courtesy and seemed' pleaaed and
proud to have me In the department. I
take my orders dally vfrom Chief Galloway,
and mr'werk has bcan-'ronnbig smoothly
ever since. '
"I can make an arreat whenever, neces
sary, but so far have not been called upon
to make any. My 'beat,' aa you call It, Is
around the moving picture shows, cheap
theaters, dance halls and places where
certain O asses of young women are apt
to spend their time. -'1 do' not exclude
them from these places, but I am there
to see that the places are orderly and be
have themselves. The vary young and
the beginners I make every effort to in
fluence away from tha resorts.
"Other places 1 have access to are the
girls' dressing rooms of the lesser theaters.
A man - policemen could never go there.
But In this way 1 get acquainted with
the girls, inquire into their lives, gala
their -confidence and . make every effort
to put them on the right way.
"Young girls entering unsafe places are
my chief concern, but I also look Into
tenement conditions, physical and eco
nomic conditions, city problems and all
problems of criminology. The work Is
worthy of the- respect of everybody and
the position of a woman policeman la
bound to do utmost good In the end."
Fencing Out Suffragettes
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There may be men atill clinging to tra
dition and opposed to woman suffrage,
but you won't find many of them in the
neighborhood of the lunch room of the
New York Suffrage club, says aa article
In the Sun. Tha only one absolutely
Identified lives next door and when a
Christmas celebration waa prepared In the
suffrage rooms for 200 children and Z.0O0
came his patience gave out and ha built
a fence between his ground and those of
the "Votes for Women'" people. This
fence Is painted red, and Is so high that
the suffragettes can no longer hang upon
It the dodgers with which they used to
ornament the old division line, but they
have amiably erected at its termination
a tall pole and awlnging in tha b'reexe
as you approach tha place a triangular
pennant with "Love Your Nenlghbbr"
meets your eyes. It meets the eyes of
the opponent of woman's suffrage as
he looks down from his shnttered windows
and It Is said in the most charitable way
Imaginable by the ladles in uharge of the
lunch room that It la expected to do the
good work of overcoming his prejudices
in time. They also say that ao long as
there must be a fence they are mighty
glad It is a high one. for they don't want
any witting on the fence. It is one aide
or the other with them.
Poor Braes.
"Borry. Brown," . said tns doc tor, after
the examination. "You're In a very serious
condition. I'm afraid I'll hava to. operate
on you."
"Operate!" gasped Brown. "Why. I
havrn t any money for operations. I'm
only a poor working man."
"You're Insured, are you not?"
les. but I dun t gel that until after I'm
dead."
"Oh, that II be all right." aald the doc
tor consolingly. Llpplncott's. ,
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Heal EooBaaay.
A New Kngland mother had come -upon
her S- ear-old son enjoying a feast whereof
the components were Jam, butter and
bread.
fcon. said the mother, "don't you think
ii a on extravagant to eat butter with
that fine Jam?"
xo, niaam, was the rexixinse. "It's
economical; the same piece of bread does
for both. Lii'pincotl'a.
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Zfi?Jl hit Lm ft'' A Gsraiior Tl'' V) I 'Pt7 00
eoo Df A Tr-x HiN 'J ' tatoh J SWl ArrHMG
jrov ma )Y fj y&o'Z j $2 jf &
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co.; Any Woman Can See Them II
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T "It has come to that point in . artistic
development that. a woman need not look
stout unless sh wants to," says a writer
in the New York Sun. "I would first say
to a woman: 'Go and weigh yourself; note
the table of Weights and heights and see
whether you ara at normal. A few pounds
mora or less will not make any great dif
ference. Bui If there Is. any great devi
ation, aay If you are .fifteen pounds, over
wetirht, then It Is necessary to reduce. '
"Loosening the 'waist Will . generally
make a woman look slimmer. Take a
woman whose waist Is drawn In like an
hour glass and get her to let it out, tying
a broad band of something around her
waist, and aha will Immediately look
slimmer.
. "If you were to ask a Farlalon how she
makes herself look tall and slim she would
stretch out her bejewelled little hands and
check off her fingers tha following:
;'A long chain or Btrlng of beads.
"A wide, loose sash effect around
the
be
the
waist, but neither wide enough to
cumberson nor loose enough to hide
figure.
"Something .floating around the neck,
neatly arranged to float In a certain
fashion or hang In a certain way.
"An unbroken hip line, something which
exhibits the length from the waist to the
floor; It may be only a panel or it may be
a long girdle; but there's always some
thing. "A wrist ornament, something that
dangles and makea tha arm look long and
slim; It may be a bag with a long gold
chain or it may be a reticule with silk
strings, but there's sure to be that long,
slim arm effect.
"Other things make a woman look all.
a train for Instance; but It musn t be too
long; the little woman with a very long
train Is ridiculous; tha tall woman with
the long train Is grotesque; but there Is
medium which should be carefully
studied."
Taking Wo Risks.
A Philadelphia woman who la exceed
ingly fond of animals had an odd experi
ence while waiting at a city railway station
for a belated train.
In the seat next to her sat a small dog,
which evidently belonged to an elaborately
dressed woman Just beyond.
He was a friendly little fellow, and looked
UP at tne rirst mentioned lady with a wag
of his tall, as though desirous to make
friends. She leaned down and patted him
on tha head.'
Ills mistress immediately reached out and
took her precious pel Into her lap.
"Pardon me," she said apologetically,
but my dog is not allowed to kiss stran
gers. Llpplncott s.
"Say, I don't know Just how to take Miss
Cutting's comment on my singing."
'What did she say?"
'She said Caruso's voice waa excellent,
but mine waa better still." Llpplncott's.
UNANSWERABLE.
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is,
I have been thinking it over
and fear you are not steadfast"
' Oh, but I am. I have smoked
j the tame brand of cigarettes for
iwu inoQ'iia, now."
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TO P'R?1
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Finnigan to Flannagan
Superlnteridlnt wus 1'lunnUfan;
Boss av th' sictlon wus Kinnlgln.
Whenlver th' cyars got off th' thrack.
An' muddled up things t' th' dlvvle ai
back,
FlnniRln writ It V Flahtilgan.
Afther th' wrick 'wiix alt or. agin;
That Is, this Flnnlgln
Repoorted t' FIannlgan J'
Whin Flnnlgln turret wfK H Flannlgan,
He writed tin pa-agea-dld Flnnlgln;
An' he towld Jus bow rW-wrick occurred
Yls, mlnny a tajwr-bltwdlieVha!. wurrd- .-
Did Flnnlgln write f .Flttnalgan
Afther th' cyars bad trOhe on agin
That's th' way Flnnlgln -:
Repoorted f Flannlgan.
Now Flannlgan kno wed .-more than Flnnlgln-
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He'd more Idjucation,- bad Flannlgan
An' ut wore 'm clane an' complately out
T' tell what Flnnlgln writ about
In 's wrltln' t' Musther Flannlgan.
So he writed this back! "Misther Flnnl
gln: Don't do slch a sin airln;
Make 'em brief, Flnnlgln!"
Whin Flnnlgln got that from Flannlgan
He blushed rosy-rid, did Flnnlgln.
An' he said: "I'll gamble a whole month's
pay
That ut'll be mlnny an mlnny a day
Before sup rlntlndlnt that's Flannlgan
Gits a whack at that very same sin agin.
Frum Flnnlgln to Flannlgan
Repoorts won't be long agin."
Wan dav on th' sictlon av Flnnlgln,
On th' road sup-rlntlnded be Flannlgan,
A ra-all give way on a bit av a curve,
An' name cyars wlnt off as they made th'
schwarrve,
"They's nobady hurted," says Flnnlgln,
"But repoorts must be made f Flannagln."
An' he winked at McUorrlgan,
As married a Flnnlgln.
He wus shantyln thin, wut Flnnlgln,
As minny a railroader's been agin.
An' 'Is shmoky ol' lamp wus burnln' bright
In Flnnlgln s shanty all that night,
Bllln' down 'a repoort, wus Flnnlgln.
An' he writed this here: "Misther Flannl
gan: Off agin, on agin,
Gone agin. Flnnlgln."
An Offended (ten of Hamor.
Of all tho tiresome people In a world which
at Its best
Has trouble in evolving things that really
Interest,
The worst one is one who takes his pen In
hand to boldly write
Foine words that long ago became familiar
to my sight
Occasionally he adopts the laziest of ways
And works a rubber stamp to circulate his
favorite phrase.
He never seems to realize that it U time
to iult;
He exhaueta his sense of humor on the
sentence, "Please remltt"
I've listened to the stories that they've told
for years and years;
I know JiiBt when to laugh; I dn not have
to use my ears.
I love the gentle anecdotes, all of them far
from new;
The gay comedian's repartee I patiently
pursue.
rlome of the quips that reappear In prose
as well as rhyme
Grow closer to affection with the ruthless
lapse of time,
But I wiuh some one would tell him that
the loWcst form of wit
Is that feeble played out epigram, his con
stant Please remit!"
Washington Post. 1
TWO WAYSl
"From the way persons gaze al
my new gown I guess they think
I've been shopping in Paris."
"Or else that your husband's
tsca rsfctlcs the back."
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Suffragette Smiles
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The Blessed Suffragette leaned out t
O'er the reading desk at even;
The speech uhe had prepared would take
From eight until eleven. 1
She had two white gloves on her hands
And pips In her hat were seven.
Her robe, designed by Madame Rose,
Hand-wrought flowers did adorn;
And a superb black chiffon coat. . .
Was very neatly worn.
Aiid the chains that hung around her
throat
t Were yellower than corn. . .' 'T . 1
"I wish that we could vote, dear ones! ,
For we will vote," she said. . .
"Have I not on the finest gc.wn
That Madame Rose haa made?
Are not good clothes a perfect strength
And shall I feel afraid?"
She plumed and rustled and then spoke
Iess sad of speech than wild.
She shouted gentle arguments
That couldn't harm a child;
And In terms quite acidulous
The Antls she reviled.
I saw her smile but soon her smile
Was turned to haughty sneers;
She thought she saw another gown
More beautiful than hers!
She raised her lorgnon to her eyes
Then wept. (I heard her tears!)
Carolyn Wells in Harper a Magaxine.
Knlcker Do you think women would
irote for the best msn?
Bocker Certainly: the bridegroom
wouldn't be noticed at all. Judge.
"Is it to be a street gown, madam?"
"Yes; something suitable for rioting in.
I've Joined the suffragettes." Kansas City
Journal.
The suffragette raised her right hand.
"Ulve the woman the credit nhe de
tervea," she cried, "and where would man
be?"
"If she got all the credit she wanted,
be'd be in the workhouse," sneered a
nasty person in the rear of the hall. Pitts
burg Leader.
''How do you jret rid of the woman suf
fragista so smoothly?" v
"Kjuiy enough. I tell them I'll talk
about their voting when they look old
enough to vote; then they smile happily
anq go away.
"Now do you understand the Issues thor
oughly ?"
"Oh. yes," declared the lady delegate
r;very time that woman In the green
shirtwaist stands up I vote aye." Rose-
leat.
Vlv l.n llaatntrlle.
How queer life's curious contrasts are!
The short man has the tallest debt,
The slim man smokes a big clgnr.
The fat man puffs a cigarette'
The bad man's purse Is to the good.
The good man's roll Is to the bad,
The wise man's saws will saw no wood.
J he gay mans jokes are very sad!
The bookish man can keep no books.
The kneady man can make no dough;
The seer Is awfully short on looks
The actor never, has a show!
The fortune teller's always pcor;
The doctor's generally ill.
Oh. let's be glad for one thing sure
We fools have got our folly still!
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
MO PICKDiOa
"Why don't you pick out some
nice girl 1 yur act and marry
her?
"You don't know the girls in out
set 'they & the pickisg culi"
llic Bee's Junior
F
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JKANRTTB STOUT.
1814 Spring Street.
Hams and Address. .
Ruby Anderson, 1912 Amei Ave
John V. Austin, 3S31 Cbarlw St
Hazel H. Barnell, 12 7 South Twenty-fifth
1 1 Qflfoiift? I
"'!iX b -
Ruth Marie Dook, 1041 Tark Ave
Otto II. Bernhad, 3553 Oak St
Vera Burkey. 1802 North Twenty-eighth St....
Ross Warren Barnes, 2310 Cuming St.
Aries I. Conley, 601 North Seventeenth St
Helen B. Elliot, 2513 Bristol St
William E. Green, 1903 South Sixteenth St....
Everett Harris, 2722 Capitol 'Ave
George Hagarman, 1545 North Sixteenth St....
Edwin E. Hurd, 4402 Harney St
Anna Hansen, 1490 Ogden St
Mabel Hansen, 1943 South Twenty-first St
Everett Harris. The Sterling Flat. Nineteenth St
Marulle F. Houlton, 1808 Burt St Holy Family 1897
Ray lsard, 2906 Crown Point Saratoga 1895
Glen Johnson. 18304 South Twentieth St Castellar .-.- 1904
Katherlne Jankowskl. 1420 Military Ave Walnut Hill ...... 1902
Winnlfred Jones, 3123 South Eighteenth St...'. Vinton 1905
Mary E. Kllllan, 1257 South Fourteenth St Comenius 1898
John Kendall, 1511 Brown St Sherman 1896
Ernest Llnde, 2210 North Twenty-eighth Ave Long .....1898
Edward S. Morris, 2424 Emmet St High 1891
Thomas Miller, 953 North Twenty-seventh St WebBter 1900
John J. Maloney. 1748 South Ninth St Lincoln 1899
Harriet E. Morse, 4216 Grant St
Bradford Miller, 4506 Twenty-eighth
Marion McDonald, 2728 Burt St
Hans V. 'tel8jn, 3477 Grand Ave
Mary B. Newland, 2717 Grant St
Abraham Okner, 2536 Parker St
Elizabeth Pattee, 2319 Dewej Ave
Clarence Pfeiffer, 1121 Park Ave
Mabel Rocho, 1703 Dodge St
Estelle Roberts, 2721 Fowler Ave
Rose Singer. 1018 Pacific St
Chauncey Smith, 4803 North Twenty-ninth
Jeanette Stout, 1814 Spring St
Stanley G. Smith, 2915 Mason St '.
Stella Simpson, 611 South Seventeenth
Lucy B.. Summers, 1335 Georgia Ave
Ida Segall, 1813 Burt St..
Maynette,.Turnqulst, 309 North Twenty
Cecil Wallace, 1415 California St
Maria. Walter.. 2934 Arbor St
Georglanna Warren, 523 South Twenty -
Louis Yesknowski, 2506 South Twenty
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The Boys Knew Which
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A Wyoming missionary, new to the coun
try and Its characteristics, stopped at a log
school-house, where the schoolmarm In
vited him to speak to the embroyo cow
punchers and ranchers squirming In their
seats.
Tha missionary chose to talk upon the
beauty and Importance of unselfishness,
and to illustrate his point presupposed
two little boys who were alike save In the
respect that where one was always giv
ing, tha other was always getting. One
would give his candy, marbles, "ca'trldges"
for his 23, to his little playmates, but the
other was determined to get was always
reaching out his hand for the candy,
marbles, and "ca'trldges."
"Now, children," demanded the youthful
sky-pllotr "which one of those little boys
will grow into tha most successful man?
Every arm swung vigorously in Its
shoulder-socket, and a vociferous chorus
replied:
"The feller that gits!" Llpplncott's.
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Skinned 'Em on Spasms
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Dorothy, Delia, and Daisy, three young
sters of a New Jersey town, were dis
coursing about the baby brothers who had
taken up their residence In the three fam
ilies during the past year.
"My little brother Tom's got a lovely sil
ver mug that Grandfather Just sent him,"
said Dorothy. "It's a beauty; and he had
a silver knife and fork from Grandma,
too."
"Aly little brother Harry's got a bee
yutlful carved rattle that I'ncle Dick sent
him from Japan," said Delia. "It's tho
prettiest rattle that ever was."
"My little brother Willie's not so big as
your brothers," said Daisy, with an air
of endeavoring to conceal a feeling of tri
umph, "but tha doctor says he's bed more
spasms than any other baby In this whole
neighborhood, so there!" Llpplncott t.
Fable of I'aln and lwrtty.
In pausing a blacksmith's shop the other
day I heard a queer conversation. It went
something like this:
"No one," whined an old horseshoe which
hung against the wall, "has endured the
fiery trials through which I have passed
without any respite being allowed. The
sledge hammer and the anvil were my
enemies, and between the two I was cruelly
treated and found no pity. I was beaten
by them most unmercifully, and the blows
I received at their hands would have killed
an ox. I'm dlhgusted with life, that's what
1 am!"
"Hold your foolish tongue?" said a
ploughshare, which had sent to the shop for
repairs. "Hold your tongue unless you can
talk more aenalbly. Roth you and I have
been greatly benefited by I fie ordeal
through which we have passed. Once, and
not so very long ago, e were useless
pieces of Iron; but now, look at us you
are a useful borsoshoa and 1 am a respect
able ploughshare. Horses need you and
men need me. To be sure, It took much
pain and trouble to get us into shape,
but it was worth the effort. You will
find that fire purifies and pain strengthens
for future good."
The horseshoe was never beard to com
I'lain again Philadelphia IuIm-. '
Birthday Book
February 1, 1911.
School. Tear.
Saratoga 1803
Walnut Hill ...... 1857
St Central 1R99
High 1895
. .Windsor .
. . Long
, . . Kelloni . ,
. . Casa . . . .
, . . I.othrop .
, . .Comeiiins
, . . Karnn.ni .
, . . Kellom . .
, . . Saunders
. . . Deals . . .
. ...1903
. ...1899
. ...1899
.. .1904
. . .1900
.. ..1901
. . ..1901
. . ..1904
. . .1903
. ...1898
. Castellar 1903
.Leavenworth .....1900
Ave....
.Clifton Hill 1897
.Saratoga 1902
.Webater 1896
Monmouth Park.. 1896
Howard Kennedy ..1903
Long 1899
Central 1900
Park 1898
Central ....... ...1904
Saratoga
) . . . . . .Pacific .
St Saratoga
1905
. . . ..1899
. . . .1901
. . . .1904
.. . ..1895
1899
.-. . ..1897
,. . . .1906
. .1905
.V. .1901
.....1902
1898
Vinton .
St
.Park
. Leavenworth
.Park ......
.Cassi ......
.Central . . , .
.Cass . . .V . .
. Dupont . . .
. Mason ....
w....
- third St
fifth Ave
- fifth St..
. Im. Conception...
1904
If
Uncle Hiram's Advice
J
"Btevy," said Uncle 1 Hi am to his hope
ful young nephew, "while I think of it let
me tell you a little one, something that you
can jot down in your memory.
"When you come to get grown up and In
business for yourself, employing many peo
ple and hiring other people to look after
them, bear this In mind when It comes toN
hiring bosses:
"Whatever his other merits may ba
never hire a man for a boaa unless he haa
also good sound health. A healthy, hearty
man who is 'feullng good and cheerful
himself all the time can get out of men
twice the work that can be got by a man
in poor health and feeling all the time sour
and grumpy." N. Y. Sun.
President Lost Ills Temper.
Htuart C. Leake, who has a lot to do with
managing a big railroad In Richmond, Va.,
is noted aa one of the beat dancers In tha
south.
One night something went wrong with th
branch of the road over which Leak has
supervision.
'Where in thunder was Leake?" asked
the president of the road next morning.
"Leading a german," said tha general
manager.
"Which," commented the president, "waa
a dirty Irish trick." Popular Magazine.
.
W u's (tameless .Nowf
His excellency. Wu Ting Fang, formerly
nilnlbter to the United States, will hava
his queue removed January 30. Dally
Papers.
Ooh!
Mister Wu
Has cut bis queue.
The thing to do
In China New.
Ills button blue '
And feather, too.
May, up the flue.
Depart, 'tis true.
Hut. then, "Pooh! pooh!"
He'll softly coo.
A cheerful view.
Those In "Wus Who,"
'A favored few,
All hope (dun't you?)
That Mister Wu
Won't follow his queue?"
New York Telegram.
WORTH IT.
"My wife always kiaaea
when she wants money."
-"Well, she certainly earn
the jets,'
ma
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