Till: HF.K: OMAHA. TUKSDAV, JANUARY 24. 101 1.
II The giee';HrTvp afaziryi
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The D'' Junior Olrthday OooK
Her Husband's Voice TeUl Priend Wife About 1116 New
by amkhr man. Nationalism of Flowen.
his is flie Da
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Excitement reigned In Mountalnvllle. or.
rather. In that particular corner of II
t li Amateur Wife practised her
domestic accumpilKhment mul the Post
tiraduat 1 1 nrla nil gave lrr the benefit of
Ha superior learning anil advice. The occa
lon Bm the opening "lay of a t'ollle Kln
ilrraartfti. The Post (Sraduatp Hiiatmnil bail decided
I hat their dug the golden Woof-Woof -tvas
loo much of a thing of beauty and by
no means a shining example of the higher
education of canines
"lie's nothing hut a handsome mull,-'
Hie Amateur Wife hud remarked, while
Woof-Woof uhkrciI his tail h If she had
paid a Kuhtlo compliment lo his Intelli
gence, Like many suppusedly higher beings, he
was content to know that hn was talked
about, the nature of the comment he ex
it ted being alroKilher a secondary connld
eratlon. "Ma doesn't know anything, because you
don't take the trouble to teach him," ller
Husband commented aoyerely.
"Rut how can 1 teach him? YeXterday
alien yon went away he ran lo the parlor
window to look after you and tote a big
hole through the lace curtains trying to
see out. 1 yelled at III m and called lilin all
the names I could think of. so 1 suppose
he'll never do It again. But you remem
her how he chewed the ear off our leopard
rug? What good will It do for ma to
teach him not tn do It again? The leopard
only has two ears."
"It's all a matter of training," Her Hus
band answered. "You can teach a dog to
let things alone. If you go at It properly.
Just to show you I'll start tonight."
was thus the Collie Kindergarten be
gan. Apd It proved tt be great fun for Woof
Woof and equally diverting for his master
and mistress.
"Flrat I'll teach him to bring up the
paper In the morning. Toil go up to the
second t floor and I'll send him up. Or,
maybe you'd better call him when I get
the paper In hla mouth."
In ten mlnutea after the first trial Woof
Woof was following hla news route up
and down the ataira with unfailing fidelity
and delight.
From handling the malls Woof-Woof was
Initiated Into the difficulties of the express
huslnes. learning to carry gloves, a cane,
an umbrella and even a pair of the Tost
Graduate Husband's shoes.
"I had no Idea the dog 'waa Inlelllgent."
observed the mentor, approvingly. "There'a
no danger of hla chewing anything up If
you let him understand that he must not
do it. Dogs are a good deal like children.
Firmness and patience are all that la nec
essary In training them."
The Amateur Wife smiled. But the. smile
waa not altogether one of cynicism, ller
Husband had made good In the matter of
dogs. He bad exhibited great firmness and
some patience In training the collie. Per
haps hla facial theories aa to phlldren
needed only to be demonstrated.
It was early th next afternoon when
Her Husband's Voice told over the tele
phone that ha had tickets for the opera.
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''Comin'
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The south s brief twilight fell rapidly and
from out th shadows of the wood a night
bird's cry trembled weirdly upon the air.
The little boy sitting on the veranda of the
"big house" shivered at the sound and
drew closer within the shelter of his
father's arm.
'Daddy!"
"Yes, Billy."
"Won't you please turn your right-hand
breeches pocket wrong-slde-out?"
"What for?"
"Don't you hear that screech-owl,
daddy?"
Billy's voice was low, and he toyed nerv
ously .with his father's watch chain.
"Tea, but what of It? You surely don't
suspect me of having it In my pocket?"
"Pshaw, daddy? 'course"" not " Billy
laughed, forgetful of his fear. "He'a down
in the wood, but he ll go away if you'll
turn your pocket wrong-alde-out. Dllsey
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An Odious Comparison
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One afternoon recently, a frail llttla man
started to cross Broadway at Forty-second
street just when all sorts of fast-moving
vehicles were whirling their matinee pat
ions up the street. At the same Instant a
very fleshy lady started from the curb
directly opposite with the same purpose in
mind.
By remarkable luck, both succeeded in
escaping the passing wheels, but, aa fat
would have It, th little man, whos eyes
were busy ogling the traffic on either aid
of him, darted plump Into the on-coming
woman at the middle of the street. The
result was a sickening collision, with th
Utile man down and out.
"You should have looked wher you .wer
going," tiald th fleshy woman, bending
over the victim on the curb, to which he
had been carried by a traffic .policeman.
"Hut la there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," he replied faintly, opening his eye
a momant: "get the number of the auto
mobile that struck m." Everybody's
Every girl at some time or other has
made, th declaration that she wouldn't
marry th best man living.
DO RED
Do you know thai tov U
blind?"
"Yw thai t why you never k
the dock.'
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HER HUSBAND'S S I LK HAT
VA3 A WRECK.
The Amateur Wife gut out his evening
clothes and put the studs In a dies shirt
for him
The J'ost Graduate Husband reached his
home early so early that he was able to
dress for dinner and sit opposite a rose
colored and spangled vision that was love
lier, perhaps, but by no means so com
fortable and Intimate as the ehli-t-w alsted
person that usually faced him.
"I'm all ready but my hat." answered
Her Husband, aa the grandfather clock
struck 7.
"I'm afraid you'll have to find that your
self, dear," answered the Amateur Wife.
"I don't even know where you keep your
hatbox."
Then the search began. It lastpd for
twenty minutes and at the end of that
time It was nearly time for their train.
It was then that Woof-Woof awoke to
the situation.
Aa the Amateur Wife stood disconsolately
In the hallway the colli ran up to her,
wagged bis tall violently, and ran Into ths
unused parlor.
With a vague presentiment of evil, his
mistress followed.
And the first flare of light from the
big chandelier showed that Her Husband's
silk hat was a wreck In a sea of chewed
up pasteboard.
One arc of Its circular surface had been
bitten out the rent had been licked caress
ingly against the grain till It resembled a
particularly thick and turbulent plush.
The Amateur Wife had been followed Into
the room by Her Husband and, awed by
the magnitude of their doom, both re
viewed the wreck In silence.
Hut Woof-Woof had him trained to ap
plause. Seizing the silk hat, he took a
final bite out of Its once glossy surface
and then humbly carried It to his master's
feet. He waited expectantly. Then ha
barked loudly. Insistently.
"I see It'a all a matter of training," said
the Amateur Wife."
And she went upstairs to change her
spangled opera clothes for a kimono.
(Copyright. 1U. by the N. T. Herald Co.)
Th'oo"
told me so today,- an' I said I was going
to try It nex' time I heard one." '
"Well, what's the matter with turning
out your own pocket? Wouldn't that do?"
"My pocket's tore out I had a toad-frog
in It today, an' when when I took It out
an' slipped It down Dllsey'a back, mammy
cut my pockets out."
"Oh, I see. As a punishment, eh?"
"Yes, suh. Mammy said Dllsey was
tryln' to get religion, an' ahe didn't want
anything to upset her temper till she'd
come th'oo. An', besides, mammy said It
might take a lot longer if somethin' un
clean touched 'er, 'cause there wasn't no
tellin' how ol' Scratch worked Jo hender
a soul that was tryln' to get saved.. Bhe
said DllBey'd been seekln' ev'r since--the
meeting' begun, an' it . had kep' her so
worked up an' no-'count, she wanted her to
come th'oo quick, an' she'd learn ma not
to put obstlckles In th way of a soul
that was beln' snatched from the burnln.' "
Florence B. Gorman In Upplncott's.
In a little country village, a crowd of
loafers around a store, got to talking about
echoes, and Jim Sanders said, down where
he waa born and raised, there was an
echo, end he used to put It to a peculiar
use. He said that every night before he
went to bed he would his bead out the
window and say:
"Jim Sanders! Seven o'clock; time to get
up."
He would start that echo going and
next morning at 7 o'clock It would get
back and say: "Jim Bandars! Seven
o'clock; time to get up."
Deacon Wltherapoon said h didn't know
much about echoes, but he'd seen It rain
about as hard as anybody ever seen It rain.
Somebody said:
"Deacon,' how hard did you ever se It
rain?" ,
"Well, sir," said the deacon, "once upon
a time, when I was at home, we had an
old cider barrel laying out In the yard
with both ends out and the bung-hole up
and would you believe It, it rained so hard
Into that bung-hole that water couldn't
run out of both ends fast enough and It
swelled up and busted."
Wa thought that was pretty good for a
deacon.
Reuben Henry sold bs'd never seen ' It
rain very hard, but he'd seen soma mighty
cold weather. Somebody said: "Rub, how
cold did you ever see It get?"
He said: "Well, sir, on tim when I
was living down In Pickaway county, In
hog-kllling time, we had a kettle of boil
ing water setting on the stove, and w took
It out In the .yard and It fros so doggone
quick the Ice was hot." Mack's National
Monthly.
On War to Par Doctor Bills.
Every time th yoong emperor of China
gets th colic the royal physicians are noti
fied that their salary is cut off until his
majesty Is perfectly well again. Th pas
sionate seal with which th physicians of
the royal household work to get th em
peror Into a condition of health wher their
salaries begin again la said to be some
thing astounding.
Many a promising oolleg youth becomes
addicted to the pernicious habit of sludy
who uilght bav been a fin athlet.
II Prevaricators' Club II
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AND WE W0N1 ff &A TY r VV VcARRltD OUlLLk
r1,VE lO BOTHERj . W A "S 2?,"
AROUND THE f I I ' Y Jf I M A AT'
HOUSE AMY V I fv1- K ( V
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ir wtve got a cLf anin; ; A -
Y qr work To Ly-SSOooES f'l Hjy'i
AJ ) DOT WHY DOEV fwKjl VlHERAKUt, f jj V I 1
A' 1 ) her own V iRUMTM,,sTT 'm V
Imswl work? oh Y J1hou$e!-M U: i s
TC-S lt well! wii j sw-'
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, 1 WlLLrJEVER C0AL yfCT
rr-r:-;:-- GET AT QUf C ouGHT ( X
hb-f r h Jwork'i r vV ij in and soMEr yvX ,
f- -cn -f S J the way- i J JL4 voQt cut 1 (ri i
A -SJZ& V SHE ORDER' j rf A AND THE Y NT
(V-f TY US AROUND Sill 4 C,TCRM , V JJ
" ( THINK VLL ZfTVoU LL HAVE To WHY. SHCf
MAKE A J& TtLL HER.!. v jC WOULDN'T
1 COMPLAINT 5 ji CANNOT L ( 'X f WATER IKE
Agnes simply teems with romance and
sentiment. It tries our friendship a lot, be
cause sometimes I can't sympathise. When
she fell In love with the boy who brought
the laundry at school I helped It along a
bit: beCAUMP. althmnrlt u' a ... In I
oould see that he had magnetism. He had
pinaisn nair that stood up straight all over
hla head. Hla eve didn't hav nnv
lashes, but he was able to look at the girls
in me most expressive and languishing
way. .
Kver so manv of them ippmni tn fDi
that he had some subtle charm, but there
was evidently such a strong soul sym-
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"THE OTHER NIGHT AT A DANCE."
pathy between him and Agnes that she
cut the others out altogether.
The night they had planned to elope
there was an awful storm Just like a book
and If only he had been "Lord" O'Toole.
Instead of "Sammy," It would have been
Ideal. I was helping them, and so waa
Blanch Davidson, and we couldn't help
wishing we wer eloping, too. Blanche
felt heartbroken because, she said, sh
knew she was his real love. The trouMe
waa h had looked at her too expressively
when h wasn't looking at Agnes. I knew
Ague was the only woman In the world
for him, but I do think men ought to be
more careful. Th result was that all our
plans fell through and w nearly got ex
pelled and all sorts of terrible things.
When wj had Agnes all arranged In a
big basket of clothes that wer going to
th wash Just Ilk th little Tauphin
Blanch became absolutely hysterical and
said ah would elop with him, too. and If
ther wasn't room In that basket she would
get In another, and and he could rail for
both of them.
ACID TEST.
'Can mans character be
judged by his handwriting-?
'Certainly, if his letters axe read
la court!
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Agnes was perfectly furious, and I ex
plained lo Hlanrhe that we only had clean
dollies left and hn couldn't take tl.tni
away with him, and I also tried to make
her see that we were In America and that
he couldn't have a harem. But ahe said
I hey' could go straight to Turkey, aa she
had some money saved. Agnes got madder
and minlder. and said she was a sneak,
and Blanche cried and made such a noise
that MIbs Blagdon, the history teacher,
came In and we had a dreadful time.
Thank goodness ahe was engaged to a
man that had pinkish hair, too, so she
sympathized with them and we escaped
more easily than we might have. We
found out afterward that Sammy hadn't
come, anyway, on account of the rain and
A Horse on Him
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The tall-of-the-seaaon reform that swept
over Coney Island might well considered
the wcllfar of the wretched horses which
are used for the "dlme-rlde" business.
When the season closes they are auctioned
off, and are knocked down to the bidders
at next to nothing. Oenerally they are so
skeleton-like that they are practically
useless.
At the end of this season a buyer bought
an exceptionally attenuated specimen after
he had been coaxed to bid on him by num
erous promises mad by the auctioneer,
who wound up by saying:
"Now, look a' here, bosa, If you buy this
haws an' you ain't pleased with the
anlmlle, you just bring him back and get
your money see?"
"Yes," retorted the buyer; 'but this Is
the laht day of the sale, snd the beast Is
so blamed thin he may die on my hands.
Then, supposing I did bring him back, you
probsbly wouldn't be here to receive him."
"Oh. .well," blandly replied the uc
tloneer, "if you do bring' him back ami we
ain't here, you kin just shove him under
the door." Everybody's.
High Dlllng.
Strickland W. tlllllland. the humorist,
goes about the country entertaining audi
ences. But it is not likely that he ever told
a funnier story than this. Gill Hand waa
met by th lyceum committee nd asked
what further arrangement he desired.
"Nothing but a glass of water on the
table," said the humorist "To drink?"
aaked one of the committee, "oh, no."
said the funny man. "I do a high dle In
the second act." Human Life.
THE LIMIT.
Finished your honeymoon yet "
"Well, what exactly do you
mean by honeymoon?"
I should have said, 'Has your
wife commenced to do the cook.
ing yet?'"
A.
'-ODTdiCL!
"Tr
a sore toe. And tbe boy who was going
to help him carry away the banket that
had Agnea In It forgot all about It and
didn't come either. It wasn't a bit Ilka
"The Karl's Revenge; or, Married Now,"
and the whole affair disappointed me ter
ribly. It waa fearful to me when ah be
gan to develop a tenderness for the grocer
In the village, because he was married,
and I forsaw a divorce and all kinds of
complications, but thank goodness he
moved away. '
Now she Is In love with I'lggy, whom
she's known ever since he wa a llttl boy.
"HE HAD ROME HUBTLE CHARM."
He would be very good looking if he
didn't resemble a pig, and I think h likes
her a great deal.
She sits and tells me of what sh thinks
he really meant when h told her ft had
grown warmer outside, and then wants to
know what I thought ha meant. Th other
night at a dance ahe couldn't find her
maid and let old Bradly take her home.
When he goes to a ball, anyway, he Is so
old he has to be profiled up against th
wall until he la assisted Into the supper
room, and she told me. In great excite
ment, he had tried to kiss her on the way.
I told her I didn't think It meant any
thing, because If he tinik Bingo, her bull
terrier, home from a dance, and It had a
skirt on and a rose tied to its ear, he
nouldn't know the difference.
She waa perfectly raving, because she
waa going to tell Piggy about It. and she
said he wuuldn't now. and she'd never
confide anything to me again. I told her I
didn't see what use It would be to make
Piggy Jealous of poor old Bradly. who
would he perfectly delighted If any girt
would say he had kissed her. She hasn't
spoken to me fur three days.
TOO MUCH
So you've dismissed that male)
'vho used to wear your hats la
the street
Yes; she started borrowing my
temslcjuoa as weUl"
j&. nun
We Celebrate
TUESDAY,
January 24, 191L
Nam and Address. Hrliool. Yer.
Virgil Anderson, 1148 North Nineteenth St Kellom 1904
Martha I. Anderson, 3841 Seward St Walnut Hill ,.1901
Grace M. llaker, 41S South Nineteenth St I-vaven wort h ....1903
nertha HuaekUt, 2913 Grant St Howard Kennedy. 1897
Robert L. Buckingham, 1141 South Thirty-first St.. Park 1899
Deloret Chandler, 1613 Webster St Caia .1904
Ida Chllman, 4417 North Thirty-ninth St Central Park ..... 1897
Alvln (.'human, 4 913 North Thirty-third Ave Monmouth Park.. 1899
Charles K. Clement, 1017 North Twcnty-nluth St . . . .Webster ...1898
Bertha Dohse, 3429 South Fifteenth St Foretit ....1900
Robert H. Kd wards, 1126 South Thirty-fourth St . . . . Park .....lft97
Marian Kntrlkin, 4232 Karnam St Saunders 1900
Charles Foley, 2121 Grace St Kellom -.1900
Thomas Nelson Fllnn, 3316 Fowler Ave Monmouth Park.,. 1901
Gladys Furneas, 4615 Capitol Ave Saunders ...1901
Grace Gllle, 1008 South Fourth Ht Train ... . ... . ,..1908
1-ouls Gonlck, 2534 Hamilton St Long -...1900
Har.el Grover, 2 4 1 Bancroft St Castellar . ........1899
Helen Oilmore, 2885 Miami St Howard Kennedy. 1901
Herman D. llarte, 5016 California St. High . ..1898
Hortense H. Hyde, 3119 Pacific St Park ... .1898
Lawrence Hogue, 2121 Charles St Saunders .1900
Agnes Hansen, 2029 Lincoln Ave CasUllar ..1S99
Gladys Huse, 618 South Twentieth St Central ... ... .1199
Ora Humphrey, 2918 Grant St
Kosle Kohlberg, 1280 Capitol Ave
Klsle Kronpa, 411S South Ninth St
Anna 0. Larcen, 3806 Decatur St
Carml 8. Lawrence, 3116 8eward St
Km ma Lank, 1708 Webster St
Theodore W. Ltndeman, 2858 Ohio St
Fred Laughlln, 1105 Miami St
John Markhofer, 418 Cedar St
Celia Miller, 817 North Fortieth St
Frank Maur, 3006 South Twenty-first St St. Joseph . .1896
Eva M. Osborne, 81S South Twenty-second St Mason ........... 1901
Robert S. Odell, 3318 Charles St Franklin . 1898
Arthur Pedersen, 272S Chicago St Webster ..1900
Harry N. Rice, 4244 Douglas St Saunders ... ..196t
Lloyd Randolph, 1614 Chicago St .....Cass .. .1900
Mary A. Shelly, 4612 Parker 8t Walnut UM. ...... 1903
Mary Smith, 1840 North Eighteenth St Lake .1908
Evan Hale Slnnett, 4560 North Twenty-ninth St. ... Central Park.. 1903 -
James F. 8t. Clair, 2010 Elm St St. Pa trie a.. M.1901
Raymond Schrelber, 616 Center St Train M ... 1909
Ellen Smith, 4018 Lafayette Ave '.Walnut Hill., ... 1900
Ernest Strom, 2767 South Tenth St Bancroft ........ 1895
Irene L. Tim me, 4328 Maple 6t Clifton Hill.. ....1903
Frank Trouba, 2916 Gold St Dupont ......1101
Edna Tracy, 2575 Cuming St Webster 1903
John Vankat, 3003 Frederick St Windsor ai908
Morton Wakeley, 311 South Thirty-third St High ......... 189
Elisabeth Zechmeslter, 979 North Twenty-fifth Are. . Kellom ..1901
Stomachitis
After all, It Is pleasant to reflect that
we are not all mad upon th on pattern
Inside or outside; and that what Is one's
person's meat Is another person's poison,
says Edwin L. Babln In Lipplncott's. W
who lov beefsteak, and whom beefsteak
loves, need not b Influenced to drop It
(aa long as w can get It) just because
somebody, out of his own experience. In
sists that th best diet (or th human rac
Is nuts or fruit or vegetables.
Strides Into print Tom Jones, relating
how he lives upon a handful of iuts dally
for lunch at noon, and an apricot aalad
for dinner at night This cours saved
him from death by Indigestion or mal
digestion, has mad a nw man of him, and
he would spread hla gospel of how to get
wall and keep wall. Tat from wher I
write, I can se at work a man weighing
close to 200, who also waa one a "dys
peptic," and who saved his Ufa by a strict
diet of warm blood and raw meat.
To th vegetarian and th fruitarian.
th meat eater may point to th fact that
In fur hunting days of th west th dally
ration of employes of th American Fur
company waa alx pound of buffalo meat:
and that from year to year th sole food
of th trapper was meat raw, cooked and
jerked. Tha Sioux and the Comanche alike
lived upon th buffalo, and th wild cher
ries occasionally mixed with th pemmlcan
wer the only fruit or "vegetable" that
even went down their gullets. Yet who
could or can surpass In endurance the
f
Died "By Herself"
I.Ik many of th older set of aoutnein
darkles, when th civil war closed. Unci
Bphralm and hi wife, Aunt Jane, as they
wer familiarly known, chos to remain
with their former mistress rather than to
try their fortune elsewhere. Because of
thla fact Mrs. Smith was peculiarly at
tached to her former slaves and aaw to It
that they stood In need of none of the or
dinary comforts of life.
Sickness, however, had laid hold on
Aunt Jan and for days Ephrtam had been
kept away from th "big house." Karly
one morning, upon opening the rear door
of her home. Mra. Smith saw Ephrlam ap
proaching Knowing that Aunt Jane had
been sick, sh said:
"Ephralm, how is Jane?"
"W'y. she's dead."
"Ephrslm, you don t say so; is sh
dead?"
' Ve. s'm; sb s dead"
"When did sh die. Ephralm?"
"Sh died about midnight, last night."
' Well. well, well did th doctor get
ther befor sh died?"
"No. m'n. she Jes' died by herself."
Macks National Monthly.
4 IiisUUsi Dollar.
An Englishman walking along th main
street Is a small town Ir. Maine, stepped
Into a hoi In th walk and broke hi leg.
H sued th city for U.OoO. and Hannibal
Hamlin, who was one vie president of
th t'nlted Stat, was counsel for th
Englishman. Hamlin won th case, but
th city appealed to th state supreme
court. Again Hamlin won. Then th
lawyer sent for his client and handed him
II.
"What's this for?" asked th Englishman.
"That your damage,' said Hamlin.
' after taking out my fee, th coat of th
i appeal and other expenses."
The client looked at th dollar and then
said. "What's th niattar with this dollar?
I la It bad ."-Human Life.
Howard Kennedy. 1908
Cass ............. 1904
.....Forest ...-..... ..199
Franklin .1891
Franklin .1904
Cass et e a 1 V It m
Howard Kennedy. 1902
Lake . 1901
Train .............. 1902
Saunders 1899
j
mountain-man of beaver times, er JiiS
contemporary, th Indian?
Th Eskimo subslsta solely upon blubberi
th Bahaman upon fish; th tropic dweller
upon bananas and breadfruit.; aa said, tbe
menu of trapper and Indian was meat ex
clusively meat aa strong and red aa bf.
To som persons, strawberries are a poi
son; to some, milk; to soma, peaches I
would much rather put away a porterhouse
steak than a spoonful or forkful ot Tom
Jones' apricot or peach aalad.
Ther Is th no-breakfast cult But If I
hav no breakfast. I hav a headache In
stead; and a moderately hearty breakfast
carries m gallantly through th day unUl
dinner at night. And I notlc that many
of th no-breakfaaters and on-meelrs la
their two meals or their on meal make
op for previous ommlsslon.
This volatll world Is running to stomach
Ills, and It behooves a squad of us Inde
pendents to stand firm (or our tights.
Whan breakfast agrees with us and we
wltb It. we will retain it, and not b drlv
into experiments. And when w so rUsh
a thick steak, or pork chop, er macaroni,
or mine pie, or tea or eoff, end they
cannot be arraigned by us for cause, we
will stiok by our old friends.
For our stomachs are our own; thy ere
Individual stomschs; and by a little care
w learn to know their aptitudes batter
than does somebody a thousand mile
away, who would submit hla stomach as
a universal estimate.
Good to Remember
J
Th atattaUclea does not live who can
comput the value of a smile.
Enter your enemies aa liabilities. You
can't tell what they ar Uable to cost yea.
Tou might as well keep your tamper.
Nobody els wants it.
Put It off until tomorrow. By that Mm
you may want to put it off altogether.
Many a man has been saved by being
snatched from the arms of prosperity at th
right moment.
Anyone who knows how to tll a II eaa
Invent a "good excuse." Graham Hood ut
"Business."
SLANPE&
"She made him alga the pledge
before they wer married."
"I always heard that auurlage
aCkcied man's spirit"