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11 The p)a azine .The ttccs Junior lilrlhday RooK Her Husband's Voice How 0nr ner SUmped .0at the 1)06 his is the DavP nv iv.t.1,1. m iv irusi in fliouniainvuie. a. . THK liKH: OMAHA, Tt'KSDAY. .1 ANUAHV IT, 1011. fe !&4 i r 1 i ' i I M w h Vnrnrr flashed from the ee of the I'tef "Graduate fl'ishand nt HI Wife greeting - "Woi'fr Woof li lust'" she exclaimed d's trartedly, "arid suull have K't right owl and look f jr lilDh . He ben gone I nreJ hour" t Forgetful 'n nil the maxims of matrl monlat tactshe did not r a ;t till Her Hus band had crossed" the threshold to Impart 'he aw;fnl anil not Infrequent thing that I hi p.-hned cnflie had r'ln away again. .v iht- romantic novelist hae fre- I iu.ntl ober cd. 'the human heart ran1 stand a i ci tam amount' pf shock, and after thai point I leached it becomes deadened t i all emotion, j Never" asaui would .u.e 1'ost Urariuate im)and feel the thrill of horror and din- niay he had enperlenced wfcm Woof-W oof Iiad Iirsl ajccutinicii Jo 1 up unTnipnusi. The bO'chcr hoy had biotignt him hock, be remembered. The Amst'iir Wife had Hfj.l wl.li Jov .ami In th exhilaration of o-a.ii relief. I"" had handed the expectant iTihln a. new five-dollar bill. I .liter the coif la's disappearances had I grown loo frequent to permit such niagnlft cent largesse. Willi. U lit first . lh re s .motiiri of tilth may In Mountalnvllle iht price uf restor ing Woof-Woof to hi.! home and family Ii.mI ilropiH.d to I.'' net. And as though, w ith the'di ntieiate iiurpvise of i.i Iiik I'" families. Uijb lon allowed himself to he fot.nti by .till buteher'a hoy, the. driver of I Pi fi .' tS"i j V. ATRl'ST IN rOUNTAIN VILLE. .SMO HER Woof" ex- laiuied the Post (Iradnate llm hand, confidently. And the next moment a mass of black mid yellow and white fur. possessed of seven devil of delight. leaping and harking alioul the hall. Rut for once at least I'ate had not run true to foim. l'or It was the butcher's and not the baker's boy who retreated with tne , . Bi'd it rr..r n A thi. htbpr I 14 Meiatil in a r.-amar roiaumi ini iuosmi ,ecalritrant t-ullle a ranotn pM-dh-ated an ..nf hlentty - ihe alterna- ninner ended then anil there, so far ft tlon of,. Intel v. and .iuiumtr, fail and ' ftl(, mateur Wife waa concerned. Kor. of rM in. ai linn M s about tttne' he ' lot Kain." iHiml. iineied the t'ost Graduate Hus band, a.i hv hunn-hM hat on iha ruck and r-rmiviil hi fiibbr. "What are we koIiib euiirse, tlie prodigal Woof-Woof had to be regaled with hlsavorlte dish Ihe boiled liver of the fatted calf. Then he had to be moulded and told what would happen to him If he ehould ever t" iv fo 'dinner?" j run away- again, for in describing; future hair" txiiiahmil the Amateur Wlfa. j !(1inl.hiiieiit Hix Wife had the imagination lniMa-nantivi ?Vou think abuut dinner when I tlt a hootch theidoglan of the old achooi. tn anel Woof-Wnof ' I gone nobody knnUH n tisre! Jl.iw i an u.i do It .' I've li K-ei B.r .-r the neiRliborhood: I've callcil upr 'tvrf built fc head.Uaf lers within fl't niiie '.ami lanr Ret any trace of him!' Ami thia time' t fel a If 1 am never, in ver Koimf ift see hlrh again!" Her t nk:e' trailed out Into a despairing all mil Ihe'min hi her eye went behind rid with art lnfmtnent prophecy of IHin l wufpy!' hah-- tid Her Husband, inorV "t a'uf than' he felt. "He'll be hack! Let' see whose turn It Is to find I, m ? oh. yethe "baker's boy! Well, come along. Jet'" lmv dinner. He'll be ng with Wnor-Woof In the course of the i i.iimgj ' - , (. .- At Ihat rVei t , moment MaVy, the Helpful I iHiium.ilden. Hounded the call for dinner c. (he 't'hlncsr.xong 1 the hall. 't "utile. All Yg True Horn Irishmen. " u what' tha; Rortg said, according to Her Huband. and )tr . an.s wered the call like any like lover of the uuld and. In. the middle, of dinner the front door In il rang,,,,. , . , . , ... "Uehold, ,jt, be baker's, boy and Woof- ---'.V(- e(-:l.j . rro!e-nT w.-l'ir' ' ' The Tost llraduate Husband took no part In the demonstration. An Idea possessed him. and auon aftfr dinner he rose, pin on hi bat and horse blanket coat and fared forth from hla home. , . ; When be returned half an hour later his face wore a singular expression In which triumph and a certain compunction seemed to blend. t "Well, I've unearthed a trust In Moun talnvllle," said Her Husband mysteriously. "Neither the butcher's, the baker's, nor the grocer boy will hold our dog for ransom for the period of one year! 1 found them all three together quarrelling over the di vision of the 12. It seem . that the butcher's boy stole Woof-Woof out of hi turn, and the other boya .were angry. Taking advantage of the discord in their ranks. I offered them ti apiece, to devote their talents elsewhere." "Yes, dear," agreed His Wife, enthusias tically, "you have Impounded the Moun talnvllle Octopus and If It .ever comes around here again I'll sick Woof-Woof on It." tCopyrlght, 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) i.i. ; Polly HitchinHer Book Ifrtfn If 'here IIU 1 h Ts ME GO, -s fv? ,W1TH (j,iL WANT 0 j SrVv rfS AVa you! W hosnEL f' Jy (Ah (of f r -hough U -able to t.1 loKRX ; ut me do : Inot TO-J tj r; COME ) ! Uhe oun) I ,j ALONG J ' ' 1 1 1 . -I f- r We!WHAT jfh, WAKE Ur SLEErMMAT yCZJW fi ilSiyrV. MA.WOtE CHEESE I ATE MrvE A , HERC SHE S ' 1 1 L5Sp , ) r lUiLAi TUESDAY, January 17, 1911. RNALS of MGMMM -30 ; ; -7- n A UJT-ODTdlliL1 ESSf Kt.E ToF. Hams and Address. School. Tsar. CharlieJU'll; 602 South Kighloenth St LPHvenworth 190i Koy HpVro, 4217 I.arimore Ave IVntra! Vnrk 1904 Norma K. Ullsh. 3fi2 Hawthorne Ave Franklin . . .' 1901 Vera L. Chrlstensen. .1226 Kansas Ave Monmouth Park.. 1897 Stanley Cipra. 2409 South Eighteenth St t'HRtellar 190: Adella Cwliron. 830 South Twenty-first St Mason 189S Mode Columbo, 619 Pierce St Pacific . ...1901 Herbert C. Iee, 2814 North Twenty-fifth St I.othron 189S John Drexel. 2;i2t? South Tenth St High 1S94 Emory Vi Kne, 1807 North Twentieth St Kellom 1S96 Margaret Ederer. 2904 Bristol St Sacieil Heart ...... 900 Anna English, .i2:i South Thlrty-llrst Si Karnatn 1S96 i Olive KltzKlbbon, f.19', North Sixteenth Si Holy Family ..... 1S9S Eugene . Field. 2M6 North Thirty-first St Howard Kennedy . .1 898 Case A. villi's, 1115 North Seventeenth St Holy Family 1901 Henry (Jwynn, 10"i4'i South Twentieth St Mason .1901 Grace Healy, 3344 Manderson St High .lS9i John Hill, 22.");! Pierce Si Mason 1903 Elizabeth Hirshhorn, 2..0.i South Eighth St Bancroft 1902 Peter La Hood. 2739 Elm St Bancroft .1904. I.enice J. lluse. 1621 Manderson SI High : 189". Ethel Jones, 431 8 Jaekaon St Hlfch . . 189.. Margaret . I. Kiewit. 1148 South Twenty-ninth St . . . . Park ...190.'i Anna Konvalin, 1413 South Fourth St Train .'..190.". I Eda A. Kotera, 1 723 South Fourteenth St CoinentuB .1905 Charles Lane, 2105 Grand Ave Saratoga 1901 Philip Lang. 2755 South Twelfth St St. Joseph 1 900 Gladys Althen Landley. 4227 Ohio St High 1896 Harry Lnnaten, 2S17 Pratt St Lothrop ...'.1899 Henry Milke, 4S01 Pierce St ; Heals 1897 James M. Miller, 3125 Mason S( Park -. J900 Edith Mltskoll, 210ti North Twenty-seventh 'ft Long ......1899 Vorls Moser, 1511 Georgia Ave Park ..1905 Dorothy Meyers, 4743 No. Fortieth St Central Park ...-.1906 Hoy R. Platner. 2015 Grand Ave Saratoga ........1899 Harry RavlU, 1921 St. Mary's Ave Leavenworth .....1901 David Ravltz, 1921 St. Mary's Ave Leavenworth 1901 Edward C. Reynolds. 2137 iurtith Thirty-fourth St .. Windsor 1903 J"V. Paul Schtnker, 2202 South Fifteenth St St. Joseph ....... 1 903 Louis Shafton, 2428 Hamilton St Kellom ., 1903 Harold J. Shaw, 1517 Georgia Ave Park ......... t'; 1902 William Henry Sheets, 3723 Fowler Ave Monmouth Park.. .1897 KoBie Sher, 1910 South Tenth St Lincoln 1896 Thomas Short, Wise Memorial Hospital Central 1900 Roy B. Smith, 1152 South Slxteeuth St Lake 1901 Josephine R. Svanda. 1417 William St Lincoln 1897 Elmer E. Thomas. 4lB4 Dodge St Saunders 1905 Robert V. Thompson, 1713 South Seventeenth St. . . . Comenius 1903 Bessie Twunek. 1021 Bancroft St High .1890 Adealla Wendell, 4 24 Lincoln Ave ,. Train ............ 1 897 Gerald William Wesner. 3212 Lincoln Boulevard .... Franklin ..1900 Jessie Welch, 1405 Ohio St Lake .....1895 Ruth K. Wood, 120 North Twenty-fifth St Central ........ .1898 Adelyn Wood, 1034 Georgia Ave High 1894 Joe Eager, 1903 South Thirteenth St : Lincoln . . . 1900 Peter ys my diary won't never get the prlie. cuiie''l'v begun all wrong, and proper book' always start with saying who you are; perhaps It will count now. Dd U: father, and . hi name In Mr. Iltchln. Ha used to make bicycle, but something want wrong through no fault of tils, and. now he's always out of work and we are always getting poorer. Then there's mum she's Mrs. Hltchln, and she makes trousers with a machine all day. When I M telling, her about the beautiful lady, my. rnother aatd ahe didn't believe she knew a. how pair, of trousers was made; but 1 can't believe, a, gi eat lady Ilk her don't know a little thlug like that, even though her 'usband has. got regular work, so she don't hsve to make 'em- Peter Is the eldest; when he leaves achool he's going ti be a errand boy, but he says It 'must be 'at k' place that gives him a uniform cap.'jou feels Worth so much mors In uniform; besides, all the old ladlea chooses' y'ou" out "to' ask the way, so you can gef eitry pennlca like that. Then conies the terror. "His real name Is Chry iDWnm,' after the church: but that la a name nobody can't ever say (though when dad la real mad 'with him he do cull him OiryatanthetnumV but It'a generally Chrl for" hort. nr th terror. Ho' not exactly wlekedV and. f course,'' he' straight, like we all are: Tmt He's always a-dolng of somethlnk. Then there Is Wllyum the kid, and that's all. except I'd forgotten to say I'm Polly, and by rights I ought to come next to Peter. Well, we had been saving up for weeks and weeks to buy mum a Christmas pres ent of a sofy with 9d. tied up safe In the tall of Peter's ehlrt. We couldrv't get the sofy after all and when we got home we wa feeling Just miserable, and our 9d. waa only a bump for Peter to. alt on. We aoon aw that poor mum was put out over something, too, and she said there being no work she had been obliged to put her wedding ring In, and what she got had all gone for the rent, so there wasn't scarcely any tea after all. Me an Peter both had the same Idea quite sudden like, and we sneaked out and fairly raced off to old Mr. James. He makes wedding rings on pur pose for sll the ladle lo wear whilst their are In. He makes them out of French pennies, and the copper shines up some thing lovely, every bit as bright as gold, only Inside you can see all the pattern. I He was rarely surprised to see us, but when we got out 4d. he chose a shlney beauty, and you should Just have seen my mother's face when we came back and put In on she thought It waa the beautlfullest present Bhe'd ever had; but she doesn't know as we have aot 6d. left for another present. Marjory Hardcaetle In C'orahlll Magasine. I am sure I am going to marry a poor man.' It Is very disappointing that only men I have met so far that X seem to like appear to be positively poverty- stricken, and the ones that have been Introduced to me and are apparently wealthy I don't like a bit. Agnes came tearing up the other day and aald she had a man that she wanted to have meet me. 8he said, "My 'dear, he la worth mil lion! There waa respect in her voice, and It Irritated me. The fact of his having the millions didn't, but I knew she would ex-J cuse a man with a pudgy figure If he did have them. She brought him up and his figure was almost more than pudgy and he had horrid hands and looked sort of hot and greasy, but was trying to appear cool and well groomed looking. And she thought he was so nice! He said something compli- Wiadom from Babes 1 euld the mother. "I can't put up with any II IIIIIa irlrl nh.-t tiMm mil mln.l I will k. ... Jto take you t little girl w .t'..n ' .. I r to the orphans' home and get ho will mind uie." Well " sniffed Allie. "I don't know h.iw Yhive-year-uW John wus told to always ou f,.i ntioiit It. but (snlffi I don't want go liKjil to bleep a oon an he had vahl , to break In any new mothers.'' v. ... U(l . , ... ,,,. ,..(,. ,f wuj,.tc.i v. kj, iimiiiuia, 1'iicu imroiny, i round a rd a pruyei. ! liule flea on kiltv. und I I'niirlil It!" vvhiat One nirfbt he called to bi mamma and j did you do with It ?" asked her mother. a-u .n uiiiuiiiin . ii .v jum um iikio vt ny i put it back on Kitty again, of word. Hie aiothm granting It, he aald: course. It was her flea.' "Mamma. I just, want to change 'our , Father'1 around a little bit. I ain getting -H ( -il A-f- Aw j Or1 V Tv I' I said, "Oh, no Indeed no." lie said. 1 "D'ye know I asked to meet you? Bay, you're a stunner a : rWular" queen, you , know." I said, "My conformation may be all right, but T kick." Hti eyes bulged, and he was Just beginning, o. ,say something when Agnes came along'.' We had to go home, and he was moat attentlvb until we got out of the house. I Just contracted my mouth until It looked different every now and then when he was talking, and it was so little trouble, really1, that It hardly made any difference whether he was there or not. Hut It has happened two or three times about being so disappointed In people I have heard a lot about, Mrs. Dangerfield had a friend who was supposed to be simply ' fascinating. She said he wAs so handsome, and that women were simply. crazy about him. I met him and thought he was pretty, which Is so dif ferent and so appalling In a man. And I wanted to hit him almost Immediately or have somebody do It for me, as I wouldn't have wanted to touch him. Now, Mr. Wlnton Is so different. He says hlmaelf he's very poor, and he hasn't got straight features, or long eyelashes, but I like him so much and love to look at him because he Is put together so nicely. His hands look as though they belonged to the rest of him, and he's really very restful to the eye after seeing some other people. Mrs. Hollens. for Instance, looks Just as though she must have her laundress' hand In a mistake. 1 was walking. down the avenue day be fore yesterday when I met htm. Thank goodness I had my new suit on. He stopped and' talked to me and said he wished he didn't have an engagement up town at' 4:30 O'clock or he would love to walk down with me. I talked to him a lit tle more, and he said he's walk down to Twenty-third street, anyway. It was a perfect day, and we stopped and looked In the shop windows and I showed him" the loveliest hand embroidered petticoats In one window that I wanted to buy, and asked his advice about which he thought the prettiest. Then we looked In a window full of cravats and things and I picked out a tie for him. Then he said he'd walk down all Ihe rest of the way, and we got to our house said he's come In for a mo ment. When he got up to go, after half an hour, I On the Street Car tired of d.illv bread. 'Can't I ask for dully fry cakes."' The V- rar-ohi Child u sewing, wtu-n her older sister' aslced: "Why don't you use a ' pattern?" The little mlaa replied with a dtRnlty greater than her kuowledge: "1 don't need a pattern. I new by ear." Alice, aged 4. was tearfully rebellious, and her uioqir, w having trouble to ae cuie oiirdleni e. "There is no use talking," t arrltn Husband. "What have you done!" excla;tned Mrs. Cumrox as she flourished a Utter at him. "Has that anything to do with the corre spondence I tried to help you with?' "It has. It's an Indignant protest I told you to address that distinguished pianist as 'Heir Professor.' " ' nd i tjld so." "Yes. Put you wrote It Hair Profes sor!' " Washington Star. "1 WAS WALKING DOWN THK AVENUE." mentary to me that I hated, and after eye ing me ail over, and discovering that I looked aa though I was sound, evidently considered me worth's, tryout. I could read It In hla eye. It like a little sixth sense, sort of seeing behind people's eyes, right Into the Inside of their brains or their heads. It makes meeting them so much more amusing. And when you meet some one like Mr, Wlnton, who has that sixth sense, too, It's most exciting. I didn't say anything to Agnes' friend, he cause I didn't like him and I wanted to go away. Ha said. "You look bored. I must eay." r Slightly Sarcastic Warden You'll get six months for this .lob. , Prisoner-Just .my blooming luck. Only had my hair cut last night Threepence chucked away, as you might say. Illus trated Bit. r i ii L ii i "I THtll'CllT W'K HAD HKTTKR AND SIT UN TUP UK TH Ii Across the car the ort of car that has one long seat down the sides you can see all sorts of things, says the Dallas News. You start at the beginning and see a small boy looking out of the front window at the motorman. Next him la a fat man. taking up enough room for two, and lapping over, a It were, on the people on either side of him. Next to him a. very thin man with glasses hooked over hi ear Is reading a paper without them, and adjoining this thin man Is a lady, he Is plainly fixed up for a call. he wears a hat smothered with ostrich feathers, and as you look at her her eyes meet yours. Doe her gaze fall modestly? Nary a fall. the stares con temptuously at you you worm and a your own gaze fall she hurriedly pull her dress down so you can't see whether she has on low-cut shoe or not. Immerlatcly opposite you Is a healthy middle-class woman with two healthy middle-class Infants. They are both under 5 years of age, we know, because she told the conductor so, and the conductor turned and winked at us. ; Une of the Infanta Is trying to get the stylish lady's ostrich feathers and the other Is standing on the coat-tails of a young man Bitting next, and Is trying to reach the push button that stops the car. Then a bunch of people gets Into in car, and one of them sijueese Into the already crowded seat. Oh, see the change! The man at the end Is pushed Into the man ahead of him, and he . Is Jammed Into the Infant trying to reach the bell. The Infant hit Its mother's hat and knocks It askew. The mother throws her head aside and a hatpin Jabs the other, child, which' sets up a yell and grab ih, yes, oh, Joy the nearest ostrich plume , of the stylish lady. See the stylish lady, liuiulted? Oh, little gods and ginger cookies, no, the word doesn't fit. She throw herself sideways like a tarpon feeling the hook, and tears the newspaper . from the reader' hands. He lines, scowling bitterly and knocks a bundle off on the floor. Uh, was It china? It was. It In, but not the china It wa. He ntep on the foot of the fat man, and the fat man, Jerking hia elbow back, poke the small boy, who yell. ' How pleasant It I to ride In a crowded car. See the happy folks opposite. All men are brothers. '.Ve know It now, having brothers of our own. and knowing that they act Just as these people are acting. let us off at the next street, conductor. stuff as as he "We won't print any such that!" sad the editor loftily har.ded back the iiiHiiuscrlpt. , "Well, ou needn't be so haughty about It." retorted the Irregular contribu tor. "You're not tho only one who won't print It." Tit-Kits. IEH KK . UtJ d piano." fr ' his eneae- " "Kinks used to be daft on the subject of burled treasure. What's he up to. now?" He s got up an expedition to asiiii we jd Minor to try to f nd the place where Methuselah stored his birthday presents." I Toledo Klade. ! as he said he was 101 getting his engage ment, I suddenly thought I saw a mouse running along the shadow of the window curtains. I grabbed his arm desperately, and really It was awful. However there didn't seem to be any when we looked, but 1 said 1 would be very grateful It he would stay a little longer until I had recovered my nerves. After a few moments I told him they were recovered, and did he want to go? He suddenly caught hold of my wrist and said he thought he saw that mouse again, and it made his awfully nervous. That upset me once more, but I said we must he brave together, and I thought we had better go and sit on top of the piano. and It was awfully safe and Jolly up thpre, and he staved tH 6:.T0 o'clock. We are going shopping tomorrow afternoon. Quick Repartee J FELL OUT. SELF PRESERVATION. THOSE BLO0MEP& I was a r I'attiuc Hlua Wise i Horeni 111:30 p. m.)-I wish mind reader. Miss Hitta r Miss Httts And why. pray? Boiem So I could read your Innermost 1 thoughts. Mis Hitta Oh, in that case you would not be here. Chicago News. I l oaf Time omlas. Real College Koy (waiting for his change ! In department store) This suspense Is I simply maddnning. iCsmerahlo. Hadn't Tou ! better start a tracer after my change? j Saleswoman (meanly, but sweetly) Just Ilk money from home. Isn't it. Archibald? if Herman"? It fcuddinf fenrua. Ye. U la Uk ail budding mm he! inclined to How!" Irk lielDhlc. VIe liawiare. In Berlin Kon bad been naughty, and his mother suggested that he aak God to forgive htm and help him to be a good boy when he said hia prayers. His reply was: ' I e-raa't say 'em in Oermaa, and- tiod can't understand 'era tn Easll'Q " WW uf It m m m HcrVi-yotfr brtjt her ? " Not very WelL He waa -playing with another little boy teeing who could lean the fartheat out of the window and he woo," And why wa Maud so angry With the photographer t 'She found a label on the back hi her photo aaying. "The original of this photograph to carefully reserved'" EVEN SO. Mh "Our language bus great possibilities," one of the regulars at "our table" said at lunch today. "While waiting for a car two young ladles with all the ear marks of refinement, culture and other aecompllsh menta met so near to where I stood that 1 couldn't li Ip overhearing the conversa tion. " 'Hello, Mame ' " "Why, Sue, howdy.' " 'Fine and dandy; how De you." " Outer night; where soln." " 'Now hercs; w here ou'.'' " "Any old place, tav.' " What'' " Seen new soda water cierk down to drug store .'' " 'Nope; any better other fresli guy?' " 'Ketter? nay, Sue. he's fcot that blonde piker attiiig so he can't net down. 1 drop- " Uee, jou re a regular, albatross, Maui.' "'Albatross, what albatross?' 1 . " Klrd ' . " 'Oh, mush.' Then Ilia car caino along." Hartford Times. Quick liauge. With a sigh she laid down the magazine article upon lanlcl OTonnell. "The day of great men." she mild, "l gone forever. ". "Hut the day of beautiful women Is not. ' he responded. rilie smiled and blushed.. "1 whs only Joking," she explained hurriedly. Western t hiistlan Advocate. It Sweet Hevense. "She swore shed get even with him he divorced her, and she did." ! "How?" i. ' I "She became his second wife ili'a i maker."- Hoston Transcript. Did Mr. Jone say to you lst rjightail entisrd the ball room, 'la that the. beautiful Mis JjtmoaT Yes, d-sar, with,, tho accent on' fbe that" NASTY KNOCK. V4. I The Wretch. j "Ho hu tricked me for the last time: f "What Is his last roguery?'' I "He borrowed my revolver, oatensiiily ped In on th way over to get a postage to commit aiilclde. and then went and stamp. I'idni want no soda, but Jut-t to j ,,,.,, It "-l.oulsvlll Courter-Journal get acquainted stepped up to the fountain j and said careless like, " iiininie mineral. ater.' " Klhfergen?' say he.' "'Kin and Kin: well that going some, i Say Maine, he got a nerve all right, all rlKlit.' " 'Not kls and gin. Sue, but Kessengen; . It's a kind of mineral water they drink on : top of vichy to keep It down. I pretended I wasn't on, and thought he said kla and ! gin, and I says, as If I was a little hot ' under Ihe collar, says I. 'You're a sassy partita.' says I ' : " Sassy parllla: that' good, too. He didn't hae nothln' on you, did he. Maine?" I " 'Ket her life he didn't. Then he said , something about pasxtng me Sundaes, and ; I aid he couldn't hand me no lemon. Anil ' we Just stood there and Jollied each other ' hack and forth, making puns on soda syrups, me putting em right back over the plate aa fast as he tonned 'em nut. lies classy. Sue. and he's a university man. too.' " 'A unlveralty man?' " Sure he is. I o you tiling a high toned drug store wuuld have anything but a university man slinging college Laea? Nit.' j 2 fS .... I un I your aiater a SufrragetU 'No: ahe'a too. bus vl