TITn OMATIA. FRIDAY, JANUARY 1.1. 1011.
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Tho Tired Business Man
TT WAI.TRrt A. SINCLAIR.
Telia Krirm. Wife That
Nilrnc I Hold Cure.
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It seems that silence Is not only golden,
hut It also ctirrs ' fierVes. ' according to an !
Italian specialist," remarked Friend Wife.
"Hort.of. gold cute, eh?" answered the
Tired Business Man. "I always wondered
at Hie trail health of such frBgile talkers
as. Jack, Johnson, T. R, Uryan. the suf
fragetje arid tlif special platform police
man , w ho , liires.;Rrtl y hollers 'Step lively'
a. he Janis evno-en more. passengers Into
m car packed to the limit. They rertalnly
could become, healthy and strong If they
tiled the; sllenre cure, hut heaven help th
1-ondnn hobbles and send fur the Brota
! UraN If the militant-uffs evtr atop talk
ing! I
''In the"llght of the learned nerve spe-
uibiiil n iirvHtrailun lliui kichi rviih ui
Zm?:me are the real thing for those frazzled
nerves, we should regard those West 1'olnt
and ' Annapolis cadets a kind benefuctota
fl,n thev treated thlr Invlrnrtur, tit H
silence.' of course, tho soothing, noiseless
movlrut plcUire show Lm far more comfort
ing to the ftervt than one full of talk, al
though not ho soporific; and It only re
mains for the actors to rut out all the
dialogue' In-a play, giving the American
stage a generation of sound-proof Booths.
"lr. i'arafinl, or Seraflnl, or whatever
hia name lc says that persons not loqua
cious 'always have good health. Has he
never heard of the acads of farmera who
rise at dawn and woHk alone in the flelda
all day, with' "no one to talk to, until aome
day the alletice busts their main spring
and fills their canes with loose wheels?
Whereas, the man In the Information bu
reau "of a railroad station la always a
person of calm wise, sane and of unwor
rird mind. ' ' '
"Congress and Ovir other great legislative
1 bodies, where talk Is smeared around, al-
tliough' It la fiir from cheap when we pay
tha salaries",'' I filled with men who don't
Buffer from nerves, ' otherwise they might
be frightened Into passing some desired
legislation.' Ixjoklpg over' the roly-polies
who Infest the Senate, the "house of repre
sentatives, the legislatures and tha boards
of aldermen,' nil of them given to bursting
Into "words at. a mornent'a notice, we are
A moved to believe that the doo la wrong
and that' tin should say 'talk, and grow
fat.
y"After dinner ,apeakeia I refer to the
.. -'incorrigible ones aren't' nervous. If they
J only would be! Lawyers well, when It
J co'mes to nefye' they ,e,re. mouptalns com-
"DICTIONARY.'
pared to the silent, nerve-racked clients.
When one la walking up a dark road or
past a cemetety at midnight would the ef
fort of answering some brisk conversation
alist make one more nervous than moving
along In silence? 1 wot a couple of wots.
"Silence Is goldon! Yrs, but gold has
depreciated terribly of lute years. Pull
that golden sentiment on the milkman who
makes the rounds before anyone else Is
up or the man who goes around turning I
off the street lights for salaries not o j
awfully nobby, and then tell It to the
monologue actor who gets his Too a week
aome weeks or the Mgh-prlced trust law
yer who argues, thinking up the tunnela
under the law. Talk la a safety valve.
Talk too much and one will either be de
clared a pest or elected to some high of
fice, or both.
"There la Noali Webster's dictionary Just
bulging with good words to throw around
loose. Borne of ua can take It or leave It
alone, meaning we can take It. The only
dumb man I ever heard of who waa any
athlete waa a sign word, Hercules, who
developed strong fingers using strong lan
guage." ,
"Ministers talk a lot and they often have
nervous breakdown," suggested Krlenf
Wife, timidly. '
"That's when the congregation money
fails to talk," replied the Tired Business
Man. , .. . .
(Copyright. 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
The Servant Problem
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1
il'tiaa been more than ten years atnee
I experimented with the servant problem
bV-- working ten- weeks' fn a kltrhen, writes
Ines odnian; In The' Independent. I have
waited, watched and Investigated; and am
pernuader that ' the ' problem la one or
money. " " ' - '
t thus resolves' Itself:
Klghty" 6Ut'"6f aktTled labor W and
hoard' fai aeven day a. .Which la Impossible
nf solution. . ,.
Counting board at V Xrr week, w have
a rate of abou,t 14 cenU an hour, which
imply cannot be In the present order of
progress.- .That 13-year-old boy who rakea
my lawn and dges chore et 15 cents an
hour , -
Tha work of an average houaffiold of
from four to six persons requires at least
eighty hours a week, and to expect one
rson to carry It all for $11 Is unreason-
sole.
The ' striking shirtwaist workers raise
piteous plea, and weary handa for sym
pathy . whU receiving from ,J9 to 114
per week for,-alxty hours of work. They
have my sympathy, for they work among
Decve-raklng -. aurroundlnga, but their
wages ..and, hours, are far better than
those of domeatlo service.
The service obtained from houuewoilers
la surprisingly- good considering the con
11 Lions, but lAlds are; scarce and will be
icacuer. unless we- reform our way of
thinking. '.'.
Jet the . man of tha household consider
his wife's clerk In the same light aa his
own.-. Xet tlja wife -so arrange that tha
maid has lxty-flve hours a week and no
inure. Whatever- Is over' let the wife
carry herself or hire dona remembering
that when the- hour are over the maid
should htf fiVtv nut expected to remain In
the house to answer 'phone or door boll.
I have enn lately an experiment which
proiiUae . something. - Two maids one
Irish and one American Joined forces and
means for a tittle home of their own. One
cook) and ..One housemaid In a pros
perous rlty household. After much plan
ning and consultation, they told their mls-
Uexs that tt she wished to retain them she
muvt ratsa thtiir "wates and allow them to
nrrange their own hours.
Hhe balked ami became angry. The Irish
maid follow'cd suit, but tha American kept
her tcnipni and brought the conversation
'no reason. lire are their demands:
Kive dnllms pur week each.
J'eimtsttnn to sleep out
No work on Thursdays or Sundays after
t p. ni. ..' , r
They were compelled to yield the Thura-
Jay. It could not be arranged for both to
be abaenl. but the other demands were
trained. Tliey found, rooms with difficulty.
lAiw-prtted aiartntonta ae not prepared In
Ihe reMldciue districts.
Two four flopr roouia. with bare tiecea-
iillles of furniture, more' than a mile from
Hwlk, cokt i-j a Wvek.
rv t-wrly and went to work.
No. 2 took her cholre of a morning nap
or a bath, with leisurely dressing, arriving
at work in time to serve breakfast.
Both worked steadily until 1 o'clock, then,
No. 1 went home.
No 1 cleared away luncheon, dressed
herself tidily for callers and tha from
door, and did auch work as the afternoon
airoww, ironing'.- preparing; pr Vegetables,
etc. ., - f i
No, 1 returned at 6, both prepared din
ner, then No. 2 went home and No. 1
remained until 10 o'clock. Each gave a
twelve-hour day and each took a. week's
turn at being No. 1.
It reads like a hard program, does tt
not? Yet there are thousands of domestic
servants whose days are lews eaay.
At the beginning of the new year they
asked 2S cent a week advance. The
housekeeper refused, but her husband aaid
tersely: 'The request Is proper, Alice.
Five per cent advance each year should be
given without asking. Make your out In
some other place, Alice. Your bualness Is
well run. Don't upset the comfort of nu,
home. Hvery year's advance binds your
maids closer to you. .When Mary's wages
reacn iio you Will have her where .h. win
not leave, and when age brlnira nidiriinn
she must submit. Women of 40 do not find
positlona easily."
Let us not be frightened at tha wage,
truly believe that a caoable hr,i.-
worker should receive the highest salary
paid to woman, and those of ua wh .n
not ariora the rate must manage other
wise.
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Some Famous Children of History
y a i nc ice ounior uirinoay uooh
linliisisf1ip On
FRIDAY,
January 13, 1911.
Varna asd AdArsas. School. Tear.
Ray Paker. 2218 Paul St Kclloni .189
Bernard Dergiuau. !;57 North Ywenty-flfth Ave lxnia; 190 1
Nellie M. Uoetol. -r-301 North Tliirty-fourth St Miller Park 18P
Clifford R. Uut-teder, Fortieth St. and Curtis Ave ... Central Park 1 899
Mary Brennan, 1738 South Seventeenth St St. Joseph 1902
Reuben Brisbane, 1430 Fvana St I.othrop 1898
Murl A. Brown, 2357 South Twenty-ninth St Dupont .........1900
Esther M. (Mark. 2541 Davenport St Central ..1898
Donald Collins. 650 South Twenty-sixth Ave Farnatu .-.11896
II. Govey Crandall. 2601 South Thirty-third St Windsor , 1900
William Doktilil. 1224 South Nineteenth St Leavenworth . .. . , 1 896
Kugene O'Donnell, 1,136 Oftden St Sherman . . . . 1 ,'. .1905
James (ilaBBiiian Central Park 1901
Melvlna Goff, 31T.2 Ames Ave Monmouth Park.. .1901
Gunnar Grant, 1024 south Fortieth St Columbian .....-,1899
Penelope Hamilton, 2833 Davenport St Farnatu i 1 89
Mabel Harris, 2004 North Twenty-eighth St Long Vl..,.l897
Frank C. Harker, 1104 South Thirteenth St Pacific . , . . 1901
John 8. Harvey, 1609 Park Ave l'ark . . 1 1 0 0
William Hercht. 4U6 Camden Ave Central Park ..... 1 899
John Herring. 1954 South Twelfth St Lincoln ......... 1 905
Joseph Hiddleston, 2220 Pratt St Lothrop .......'..1901
Harry Hobson. 4629 Davenport St Saunders. . '. 1900
Anna Hodok. 1502 William St Conienius 1906
Wilma Hoffman, 1915 South Tenth St Lincoln ..'1900
Ernost R. Holquist. 2831 Cass St Webster ' ...1901
Larry F. Ingraham," 250 J Kllison Ave Miller Park. . ... .'1 904
Clarence I. Jacobsen, 2718 Ohio St ...Howard Kenendy ,1902
Albert Jefferson, 1025 South Thirtieth Ave Park 1901
Florence Jenks, 2548 Capitol Ave High 1896
Walter Jensen, 3712 Webster Ave Central Park , .,'.'. 1899
Mable Johnson, 1467 Phelps St Forest ' 1899
Ida Johnson. 974 North Twenty-seventh Ave Webster ... . ... . . . 1905
John H. Klewlt, 1148 South Twenty-ninth St Park 1899
Kdlth M. Larsen, 3119 South Fifteenth St Forest 1904
Clara Lingle, 1142, North Eighteenth St Kelloni 1904
Helen A. Longaneeker, 2231 South Twelfth St Lincoln 1902
Lionel V. Lonsdale, 62 0 South Twentieth St Central ! 1899
Eugene O'Donnell, 1336 Ogden St Sherman 1906
Alma Parsons, 2019 Leavenworth St Mason 1R99
Marthena L. Peacock, 2820 South Thirty-second Ave . Windsor 1 901
Lydla M. Petersen, 3220 Miami St Howard Kenendy . .1903
.1893
Little IjouIs the Seventeenth Is one of the
most pathetic figures In all history. The
second son of J-ouls XVI and Marie An
toinette, he wat known aa the duke of
Normandy until after the death of his
older brother, when he became the dauphin.
When- the royal family were aelsed by the
revolutionists and shut In the temple, the
little boy, with his sister, the Duchesse
d'Angoulene, and bis parents, the king and
queen had at first the comfort of each
other company. '
One of the keenest sorrow of Marie An
toinette at this time- was her separation
from her aon, who waa presently delivered
over to Simon, a brutal cobbler. The boy'a
ulster afterward wrote:
My poor mother would alt whole houra
In allent deapalr, and her only consolation
waa to go to the leads of tho tower, be
cause my brother went often on the leads
of the tower on the other side. The only
pleasure my mother enjoyed waa seeing
him through a chink as he passed at a
distance. 8he would watch at this chink
for hours together to see the child as he
passed; It' waa her only hope, her only
thought. But this mournful satisfaction
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To Clean Metal
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THE QUESTION
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"He ghot eat? I thought -bo
was. forid of dumb animals,
"Well ia cat dumb animal?
Pure aluminum can be kept In condition
Dy washing with aoup and water and wip
Ing dry with a clean cloth. This m-m i,
never as brilliant as silver or plated ar
ticles.
une ieatipoor.ru! of muriatic acid to a
cupful of water is a solution that will
wran vuvrrr successiuuy. Alter applying,
a ash off thoroughly with hot water and
oap.
Steel knives can be keot brtuht lv mh.
blng with bath brick. The brick ahould be
SCI'UOttd. and if tha U m I ..... .... l
. ' ... ........ h K . . IUUL1I
stained the powder ahould be applied wet
inai is, a rag should be dbwd Into .n..
wrung nearly dry and then covered with
the powdered bath brick.
This Is rubbed vigorously up and down
the knife, and allowed to dry. when It Is
washed off and a dry application given to
produce a polish.
The bone and Ivory handles should n.v.r
be put luto warm water. The best way to
wasn ateei Knives la to put them all. bladei
downward Into a pitcher. Hot water ti
then poured over them until It reaches al
most to the handles. This will runovi
grease, and the knives run th.n i.
mersed In a bath of warm soap suds, and
notii blades and handlea will be washed.
To keep the latter white they may be
bleached by lightly touching with Javeli
water, care being taken to wash It off
Immediately.
Ulattuns at m Plach.
I key Spiusky'e automobile was speeding
along the crowded - thoroughfare, relates
the National Monthly. Bomethlng went
wrong with the car and the chauffeur be
came helpless. "Do something, do some
thing," said Ikey. "I've done everything I
can," eald the chauffeur.. "Then you've
lost all control of It?" Ikey anxiously in
quired. "Ye sir,': eaiii the chauffeur.
Are you absolutely sure that you cannot
stop It?" "Yes sir." ""Ikey lay back, and
closed his eyes. "Thee run tt Into some
thing cheap." he aaid. '
Cre-tllt Wkere ( rM la Da.
"I don't think much of Kl, toiler,"
Itemarked the mooley cow.
"I know he ilalma the credit,
but 'taa I who ahowed hira howl"
' LJpplncotl a.
she waa soon deprived of. About a month
after the poor boy had bien taken away
she waa roused from her bed at t o'clock
In the morning by some commissioners of
the commune, who ordered her to rise,
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Daily Health Hint
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Strive to develop health gather than mere
strength, not big biinc-hea of over-developed
muscleB, but suppleness, especially
of the spinal column. To the average man
or woman employed In sedentary work big
bunches of muscle are as useful as two
tails would be to a dog.
IMe for Hint.
An ounce of hurry,
A pound of worry,
A thing or two that frets you;
Borne strong distraction
With strong nerve action,
And then the doctor get you.
T. E. M.
telling her they were coma to take her to
the Coneiergerle."
Of her brother' imprisonment she said:
"Unheard of unexampled barbarity! To
leave an unhappy and sickly child of t
years old alone In a great room, locked
and bolted. He had Indeed a bell, which
he never rang, so greatly did he dread the
people whom Its sounds would have
brought to him. He preferred waiting any
thing and everything to summoning his
persecutors. His bed was not stirred for
six months, and he had not strength "to
make tt himself. For all that time he had
no change of shrt of stockings. He might
Indeed have washed himself, and might
have kept himself cleaner that he did for
he had a pitcher of water; but, over
whelmed by the Ill-treatment he had re
ceived, he had not the resolution to do so?
and hla illness began to deprive him of the
necessary strength. He passed his days
without any occupation, and in the evening
was allowed no light. Ills situation af
fected his mind as well aa hla body."
After the overthrow of the terrorists he
was apparently forgotten and waa said to
have died In the temple on June 8, 1786.
Viola D. Pierce, 218 North Twenty-third St High ..
Willis Pool, 2747 South Tenth St: Bancroft ., .1903
Ralph Richlson, 1518 South Fifth St ..Train .......... ;i 899
Herbert D. Robinson, B18 North Twentieth St Central ......... 1 904
Rocco Romano, 1911 lloreas St Castellar ...1902
r.. o co.iior afiifi i.afavetta Ave Franklin 1904
AVULl . vva-i v" - - ,
Jessie Sherrat, 1136 South Thirty-first St...
Sam it-lobodinsky, 1016 Davenport St
Irene Sullivan, 1830 Clark St
Marguerite Tonge, 809 Pacific St
Gladys H. Walker, 2787 Capitol Ave
Mildred S. Walker, 2787 t!apltol Ave
Allfree T. Weir, 3412 Dodge St.
Sam Vounce,'4110 North Twenty-sixth St...
fTim Weekly Bumble Bee
VOL. I.
OMAHA, JANUARY 13, 1911.
NO. .219.
THE BUMBLE B KB.
A. STINGER.,
.Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither aignature nor re
turn poatage leuulrwl. Ad
Irani the Editor.
NO BAD MONEY TAKEN.
t.
NO ADS AT ANY PBIClfi.
Banc."
The prettiest little Job of
aide-stepping and Jockeying
for a siari witnessed In a
long time Is that being dis
played at Uncoin by the leg
islature Just now. i'o a man
who never attended a aeasion
of the legislature the per
formance looks very much
like a bunco game.
Wy the time the "weta" and
dry" of the two partlea get
the preliminaries cleared
away, tiiey 11 have the mailer
In auch a snarl that noimng
In the way of real legislation
can be eapected, and ihe tail
ure to pass any of the prom
ised measures wlil be aacrlD
auie to the "factional" diner
encea, rather than to an in
herent honeety of purpose.
Nobody will regret the fail
ure of county option, or the
Initiative and relerendum or
aeveial other proposition thai
are on decH, but trie peop.e
would think a lot more of the
lawmakers If they would come
out Into the open, and quit
playing horse.
Pride.
Fred Brunlng ought to aweil
with pride as he niarehea
around the court house cor
ridors and reflects on the fact
that but for him "loc" Hen
ner might still have been
drawing pay from the county.
Bui what la the claim of a
venerable pioneer of the state
and veteran of the war com
pared to that of tha man who
sold out the party that
elected hi in?
Isaprovlaa".
You'll have to slip it . to
Mayor Jim this time. He had
a chance to go to Kansas City
and come back aa the guest
of a traveling show, and he
didn't do It. Jim shows signs
ot human Intelligence once In
awhile.
Weaderfal.
Boas Tom almost got the
at re is cleaned up before the
freese -came again. If he
hadn't been so busy fixing up
the county pay roll, he might
have flnithed the street JuO.
Slaa4off.
I'p to date the controversy
between ttoveruor Aldrl. u and
Ian Butler la a standoff. The
governor say a Ian did, and
I imt says the. governor is a
liar.
ALMOST BEADY TO GO
Legislation Will "tart
When Party Divisions
Are All Fixed.
,
(From a Staff Correapondent.l
LINOOL.N, Jan. 12 tpeclal
by Way Ashlund and Kre
mont Just to Give Jim
Hill Back Door Una a Try.)
We have almost got things
ready to run down here, and
Just aa soon as we ran aettie
a few of the minor points,
we'll start her up.
The present session la going
to be a record maker In one
respect, at least. It Is going
to have more partlea repre
sented than were ever as
sembled tinder the old dome
before. We have the Wet
Republican, and the Dry Ke
publlcans, and the democrats
ditto; and then we have aome
little divisions 'as between the
f unionist.-? who are neither one
thing or the other, and a more
than slight Inclination to fur
ther division on the lines of
for or against Initiative and
referendum. Other minor
differences are cropping out,
and by the time the session
gets well under headway we'll
have almost aa many partlea
as there are members.
Douglae county did pretty
well In the house organlsa.
tlon, with four chairmanships,
even If Grossman did get
rooted out of the Judiciary by
(Juackenbush. Haven't de
cided yet If that was a victory
for the drya or Just for com
mon sense.
The hill spout was pulled
open this week, but only a
miserable trickle has been no
ticed from It so far. The full
head Is not expected until next
week. None of the regulars
have shown up yet, but they
are expected to appear aa
usual.
Johnny Reagan Is still won
dering how it happened. He
doesn't know what It was hit
him, but It was something.
"Doc" Tanner will do the
dealing again Just a be did
last time. May have some
thing to tell you next wee.
IKK.
Paroles.
Wonder how It would work
If some of these convicted
criminals were to be paroled
to the warden of the state
penitentiary at IJncoln? It
might atop aome of the pro
miscuous shooting and other
crime that la now startling
the rltlxena dally.
MISM-d.
'What a gorgeous chance the
referendum would have haU
two years ago! Wouldn't the
brewera have paid well tor
tbe t per cent petition to get
the S o'clock law staved off
from July 4 until afler the
November election!
BENNY, THE ANGEL BOY
How lie nelped the Prin
cipal latch the Wla
' dow Smasher.
Little Benny showed up for
his first day at school, dressed
with all the oare a loving
mother could lavish on him,
and looked lke a cherub. He
attracted the principal's atten
tion and she took him around
to all the rooms to show tne
teachera what an angel child
had been added to the estab
lishment. And straightway
each and all fell In love wun
little Benny, and his pathway
was one of roses.
One day a window was
broken, and search for the
culprit availed nothing beyond
the fact that little Benny
knew who It waa had done
the deed. Tbe principal asked
him to tell, and he said he
knew the boy. but not his
name. Then Benny was asked
to point him out, and aaid he
would.
Daya went by, and no re
port came from little Benny.
Then the principal overhauled
him and asked If he had
never seen the culprit.
"Oh, yeth," lisped little
Benny.
"Well, why do you not
poln him out to me?" asked
the principal.
"Becauth you're never there
when I thee him." was the
reply.
"Then the next time you aee
him Just tell him Miss Blank
wants him to come to her
office." was the principal's ad
monition. "Oh, no, I won't," an
Bwered little Benny, "for he'd
Juth itiay to h I with Miss
Blank."
And the aearoh for the cul
prit la going oil yet.
Charter.
r'or several weeka now we
will hear a lot about the city
charier. And when the legis
lature has adjourned we will
find that the same old crew of
Interested partlea has suc
ceeded In framing up the docu
ment to suit themselves. Home
day Ye Editor hopes to aee a
regular charter committee
named from the citizenship of
Omaha.
Now would be a mighty
good time for that Cleveland
man to come to the front
again with his proposition to
light the Omaha streets with
gas at 1-1 per lamp. He might
at least get a hearing before
the ioun.il committee this
time.
Plana.
We understand that Pete
Boland and Bob Holmes are
going to IJncoln next week to
I nd aome Line
PERSONAL .
Bert Hitchcock Is back from
Washington. He expects to be
down at Lincoln 'next week.
The Myron ljearneds were
caller on the William 11.
Taft at Washington during
the week.
James Charles ' Dahlman
went to Lincoln Thursday,
perhaps to see the place he
might have landed In.
Johnny Lynch attended a
meeting of the Douglas county
commissioners one day re
cently. He watched the pro
ceedings with much Interest.
Weather.
Our pet little weather
maker Is exemplifying the
patnesa of the Baullne doc
trine, which la "Prove all
things, holding fast to that
which is good." The weather
man has tried nearly every
variety, and ought to know
pretty soon w hat kind to stick
to.
Hllont.
Mayor Jim Isn't saying much
these days. He Is simply
watching the cost of running
the city pile up and wonder
ing how he ever could have
been so fondly foolish as to
promise to reduce taxation.
Poat Ynletlde Pellets.
Oh, aay, have you seen Cy
In his lobster-tinted tie
That broke upon hi vision
when
The dawn broke In the eaat
And he broke the tissue and
the thing released,
The price of which broke
Busle up In blzx
And broke the other fellow'
heart to smithereens?
Oh, say, have you aeen lw
In hla hose of royal blue'.'
They're the ones that Sister
Lll
bought for him and sent tha
bill
To her dad, an' he got mad
And raised a great big
hulliiballoo
That's wot 'e do.
Oh, say, have you seen Ied
In that stickpin that ' had
For two hours on Xmaa morn?
An' since then, by Joe! gol
darn!
Ma an' Bis an' Oeraldlne
With that stickpin have been
Been
All that Dad haa is the bill
Pay for It? You bet ' will.
(h, aay, have you seen Ma
Wtd the big ro&e on 'er bat?
Kanty Claua, 'e brought 'er
that.
Heard 'er say at she u4
ruther
Had two. 'cause one don't
make much ahow.
But Hanty (lau alnt got d
dough.
Hex. Dad, to gin 'er two,
bo Ma she's got to make on
do. Bee Enty.
Park , .' .1897
. . . . Cass . ; .1 889
Kellom ........ .1899
High .1897
....High
, . . . High . .'. .......
. . . . Karnam .V. . . . . . .1901
. . . . Saratoga iv. . . i902
' 1 S 9 3
. . . .1893
Fashions at Southern Resorts
Tt,i winter, u it ant to be the case when
cold weather starts In unusually early, the
Florida and far southern resorts are to be
the moBt fashionable, and the energies of
all arbltera of fashion are now bent upon
the evolving , of the coolest of lawn and
batiste frocks; the shops show almost en
tirely the sheerest of fabric, and in the
millinery establishment are displayed only
m.
ii
,7Ti
the most summerlike of bonnets. The midwinter-summer
frocks are ail exceptionally
attractive this year with their abort skirts,
narrow only, to tha point of gracefulness,
for Ihe intrUacles ot the "hobble" have
bow been pretty generally mastered. The
waistline Is placed but slightly above nor
mal position and the aoml-emplre lines are
carried out In many of the newest models.
For warm weather short sleeves are an
much more comfortable than those made
full length that these are once again being
made for the south, but there Is an equal
number of frocks seen with the full-length
sleeve as It la contended by many that long
gloves must be worn so frequently with the
short sleeves that In the end this) style la
the hottest. No. simple gown, however,
have the short sleeves that Isi the 'plaln
linens and the style of gown designed for
general morning wear. Dutch neck will
be worn In the south this 'season by very
young girls, but by older women in the
evening ony. r i
At the more fashionable southern hotel
low-cut evening gown have, during tha
last few years, sprung Into general favor.
The debutante and the bride with her gen
erous trousseau will have charming even
ing frocks fashioned of lace and chiffon
or of net embroidered and combined with
oft lace; but satin, silk and all the more
elaborate dinner gown that have don
service In the winter outfit are quite per
missible for evening .wear at the great
hotels of the southern resorts.
The new foulard, gown, for ' southern
wear arc extremely pretty. A figured de.
slgn with satin finish veiled In marquisette
la exceptionally smart this year. The
veiled gowns have by no means gone out
of fashion, but the draping of tbe over
dress is somewhat differently arranged.
The oversklrt Is now opened up the back,
leaving a line of the silk plainly visible,
and the tunic does not fall quite so far
down as was the case last' year, or else
.It reaches to the end of te skirt. A sur
plice effect on the bodice I seen on a
great majority of the new veiled frocks,
the chiffon or marquisette draping being
finished with an Inch-wide bematltched
border. The little V-shaped yoke thus
formed by the surplice Is left open for an
evening gown, but tor daytime wear 1
filled In with an unlined yoke of ecru
lace. .
Puffed with Pride.
"Mamma, who la 'at funny man?" ,
"That, my ohlld, hi a polleetnan.''
"Whr doea he frow out hi tummyt"
"Hush, child. He thinks that Is hli
chest." Judge.
HERS FOR KEEPS.
4m
$ s4
'lie married her, thinHnff thai
had one hundred thousand dollars."
Andasnt ahe. after .IP
"Oh. ye, the tiU h it; that'
th trouble."
