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THE BF,E: OMAHA. FRIDAY. JANUARY f.. inil
e.
Attrwrtlasa la Omaha.
"Tile Fo"un Hunter' lit the Hrandels.
"finder-. .a , t the Hv I
"The ttvemaer at Ifte Krug.
Yaiiiliii at tin? otpfnim.
Va'i'levtMe at tne AtHMtcia.
B'n1nqu ai the Gay-ty.
STAR WITH THE BIG
HIPPODROME
Ijjb , uJL.c . :
sdoonk eerier of 'maha mum be verv
win about selling i 'inor to the In"ant '
of the New Turk Hippodrome. Snou:d j
thv violate the fi-derm statute prah. biting j
the sale of liquor to t:ie red mn they w.ll ,
be amenable to puTi.eh:rient both bv f;rv.
and Imprisonment by the I'nited Stat-s j
fnvtrimriit. tT"it"il S ate D strict
tornxj T. 8. Hoe.'.. in a letter to ki
muiucr of the Ntw York Hippodrotn J
eompahy yesterday, pointed out the stat u ,
ud cauied a tt -m on to tne penalty f ir i j ,
n a ton. The letter of the district at- j
lonwr follows:
OMAHA. Jan. 1-Mr R t' MePrld. I
If an T New York I ii: t wlrnm'. i itrutha: j
Iwar .'ir As yoi are iin-.auotetiv Jf
the federal slat '.ilea of the I mt.'d su k
snakes :c an ollnae to sml Intoxi u
leitior. to Indlsra Th- ia. ,in found n
the second aji'i lenient "f ine !., -d
atattitva of the lnitel fita:. .it fiuto V4.
prvtd-e, among other trunks, a folluws:
"T!'.af anv person who shall ir ve
away, dispose or. trinnut or bt.- nv 1
mail, sclrttuoua. or vinous iliuor. includ
ing bear, a.e and w na to any In
tl. an a wid of ;h ornrant. unuVr
charge- of any !nl.m superintendent or
agent see she' b punished by im
prisonment f.r n'.t a than ixty day
and By a fine of nor lees than tiuo for the
ft ret offenao and not lea than S3UQ for
each offense thereafter ."
I trust while yon are In tha cltv you
Will not have any trouble with the dealer
!a liquor In thla city In the sale of )i-iuor
to Indiana eotinected wtth your (how Very
raapactfuiiy, F. ft. HuWEU
United Statea Attorney.
Tha Indiana with the New Tork Hippo
drome ara In r ha rue of a regrular author
ised ladlaa la-eat apatatal by tha K"overn
tani and tha Meaara. Mhuhart, under whoaa
dlreadoa the hlppodroma la belna; pre
en ted. ara under bond to the Indian com-nla-donar
for tha aafa keeplnc of tha
Indiaaa
LilOah Ruaaall will aeareh for a alnner
for oca night only In Omaha, appearing at
tha Brandela theater en Tueaday venln
of next week.
"Tha Fortune Hunter" ta beginning to
catch on m Omaha aa It haa la other dtiaa.
nd tha attendance at tha Brandela ahowa
Improvement wtth each performance. Tha
angagament haa been extended over Bun
day 'aught.
"Th. Snoamakar" will b a resented at
tha KfUS tooight. making tha laat play
to be jtraatnted at that bouaa before it
goea over to burlcaqua.
"Ixm Shakaapaar pay r aa inquisitive
lf vvv
try
4
MADGE MOHTGOMERT.
1 i :
theater-goer- asked Robert Mantel), tha
claatc act t.
T don t know." replied Mr. MantalU
"my buirinesa arranseinenta with him hava
always been through a third party."
Henry Tlxey. supported by Ida Conqueat,
la to be seen shortly In a naw play by
George Broadburst, entitled "Bought and
Paid For."
Ljuura Nelson Hall haa been engaged for
the title rHTe in Savage's production of
Walter Browne's "Every Woman."
Of mora than paaaing Interest ta tha news
that Charlea Vrohman haa acquired from
Owen Da vi a a four-act drama, which will
be produced before tha and of tha aeaaon.
Tha piay la daacrload aa a "paychologlcai
drama of modern Interest."
Gaorga Beban waa married last weak to
Mina k;dlth Hacbrlde, who baa been play
ing In vaudeville with him. They rasumed
their tour Monday, following a abort
honeymoon.
s a w. i i i
Celebrate
p VV n January 6, 1911.
aTaaaa tra Addreea. SchooL Tear.
St. Clare Anderson. 303" South Mnetf?ntli St Vinton 1R9
Elizabeth Bablnchtk. 3S2J Charlfg St Walnut Hill 1KS7
Charleg PasU, 5t Center St Train 1901
Jay Berry. 221T North Nineteenth St High t
Minnie Bialac. 1317 Parifie St Parific 19l
Carl Bnmip. 3334 South Twenty-fifth St ,Hif?h 19
Mary Cailllr. 2944 Castellar St Dupont 1905
Nelll Carpenter. 1023 South Forty-first St Columbian 1R99
Helen Carpenter. 1023 South Forty-first St...' Columbian 1902
Kathertne CoeenUne. 11 15 South Ninth Sr P:i-fV i9
Lodovick Crowfoot, 122 South Thirty-ninth St Saunders 1902
Katherlne Drummy. 633 North Thirty-sixth St Hinh 19
Levi Dunlap. 2427 Maple St High . : 1894
Mary Filla. 2521 South Thtrt'eth St Dupont 1904
Joe A. Fisher. 3609 Sherman Ave Lothrop 1903
Georite Forsr, 1944 South Fifteenth St
Evan Freeman, 4924 North Twenty-fifth St...
Marie Graser. 276 South Thirteenth St
Agnes Haarmann. 2430 South Twenty-fourth St
Mirhael J. Haley. 1103 South Nineteenth St. ..
1904
1905
199
1S94
1904
Lnln Hale. 3135 South Fifteenth St Forit 1900
MelHe. Harrington, 303 South ritty-first St Bealu 1897
, Conienlus
. Saratoga
. Bancroft
. High
.St. Phllomena.
Lloyd Huffstutter, 4 3 20 North Twenty-flrat St
Merle Huahey. 210S Miami St
Undeal Jackson, 316S South Thirteenth St
Harry E. Johnson. IS 27 Loeust St
Mary Jotzeit. 474 North Thlrty-elthth St
iSiyne Lindberg, 3342 Meredith 8t
Jerome Kunes. 1704 South Eighteenth St.;
Alice M. Larson. Thirty-fourth St- and Fowler Ave.
r
Looks Very Much Like Taf t
J
Daughters of Well Known Men
Mary Boy la O'Reilly, tha priaoa comma
inner of tha 'commonwealth of Miiaaar
ehuestta. Is a daughter of John Boyle
O'ftallly, poet, patriot and soldier. She Is
gatd ta) raaemble her famoua father and
to aa like him, especially whan a a plat
form. Aa one. writer describes him. "John Boyle
O'KaUly waa a loving child; aa a boy ha
waa a good printer and journallat; aa a
yoong man a gallant aultlier In tha British
arwiy. and unruly political prisoner , a
sweet poet, a felicitous erator, a groat
lovar ot outdoor sporta, a fond husband
and father, an upright citlsen of hia
adapted country and a towering Influence
at moral atrengla.'
Tha taH ait a apeaka to via."
Ia Mlae O'&etily'a noma m Bus ton this
mot la over bar mantel shelf, from her
father' pen, reveeva hia power aa a poet:
It la cnJy the Finite apeaka.
Our word are the idle wavecape
uai the deep that never breaa
One may uurailou witn wand vf Science,
n.apuua, aecide and aiaeuaa.
But only In meditation
"Tha lnflniia always la silent.
Mlaa O'lUHlly s life la Boston brings her
In touch wtth all aorta and conditions of
Harry L. Southard of Trenton. N. J.. I am afraid that I will not leave Trenton
who la the exact counterpart of President j while he la tn office. If the president would
Taft, has decided not to leave town until I only shave off hia mustache and have
the expiration of the term of the present the newspapers publish his picture wit It
occupant of the White House. Mr. out It. then I would have some chance of
Southard Is so much a double of President traveling without being molested.
Taft that tha two could not be dlslnguiBhed j "Every one Insists upon telling me that
apart If they stood slda by aide. . The j r look Ilka Taft. but I tell them Taft looks
r
Fada of Women
J
Saratoga 199
Lake 1902
.Bancroft 189
.Lake 1S9
.Central Park
.Monmouth Park.. .1903
. Comenlug 1S99
.Monmouth Park.. .1902
Any girl with a certain amount of taste
could make different sets of slipper or
naments from spoils gained by raiding the
Leon Lewis. 920 North Twenty-enth Ave Webster 1903
Clara Malioy, 225 Francis St Train 1901
Nettie E. Noiand. 1520 Cass St Cass 189
'Hazel Pagles. 1711 Dodge St High 1894
Ethel J. Parsons, 516 North Thirty-second St High 1895
Chris Petersen, Fifty-seventh and C Sta Beals 189
Elisabeth Porter, 1518 South Fifth St Leavenworth 1895
Emily Radman, 2516 Blondo St.
men. One episode showa what comes about
ia a generation. For years Miss .O'Reilly
had found on her father's grave on Mem
orial day a wreath from one (let ua Bay)
Giovanni Bruno. She knew nothing of the
man and could learn nothing. . last winter
while sua waa working at tha state house
for a chlldren'a bill a young legislator cams
up to Mta O'Reilly and e flared hia services
and tha Influence of his official friends tn
behalf of her measure. Why ? Because he
waa Giovanni Bruno'a eon, and because.
soma thirty yeare ago. Bruno oa his way
from Roma to Boston had bean swindled
out ef his few gold plecea and waa threat
en ad with deportation. John Boyle 0"Rellly
hearing of the case, went to his friend, tha
tha Immigration commissioner, and mads
himself responsible fur tha man's Imme
diate future. .
Ia one winter Miss O'Reilly, tn addition
to her other work la social service, de
livered alaty addresses, Her topics were
"Tha Celtic Ranalsaanea." to a Mayflower
club; "Famous Catholic Women." to sev
eral institutions; "Social Service." to girls'
college club "Bread Lias Wage." la
drawing rooms, and many other Informal
talks..
tCouyrtgat. 1313. by tha N. T. Herald Ca.)
Trenton man haa the Taft smile. Ttie Taft
voice and the Taft features In fact, he
la called "Taft" by every one who knows
him.
Mr. Southard haa been mistaken for Taft
at least a thousand time a. Twice white
traveling he waa kissed by pretty girls
who mistook him for tha president, ha baa
been (Ivan flowers numerous times and
his tight arm haa been sore frequently
from handshaking. Ha haa tried many
times to explain- tha mistake, but no one
would believe him. tVveral times In Naw
Tork City cab drivers refused hia fare,
saying that they coasidered , U aa honor
to drive tha president.
The Trentonian boarded a', trolley car
In Broadway not king ago and bis en
trance caaaed mneh- sat el tangent; Tha car
was crowded, buf all the passengers, even
women, arose to give a Beat -to. the "president-"
Mr. Southard remained en tha plat
form and was much embarrassed by the
afr. Southard has often wished te see
his double, but has been afraid to venture
near Washington, for fear that he will
be landed In tha White Heose and given
the rains of government before be could
explain his Identity.
It ia embarrassing to resemble such an
Important person as President Taft," said
Mr. Southard, "and although I would like
to see the president given another term.
giPTh'E WEEKLY BUMBLE, BEEX-
VOL. L OMAHA, JANUART 6, 1911. NO. 218.
Early Spring Frocks and Millinery
model was shown with two ftouncea et
accordion-pleated Valenciennes fitting close
to tM head. These Councaa were sur
mounted with a craws of pale green taf
feta draped tn turban effect and f'n'shed
at tha left aide with two wired loo pa et
tha silk. A stunning evening hat waa of
ailcver gold net stretched ever a large wtra
name and finished at tha outer edge with
a two-Inch facing of white panne velvet.
mere was a bugs epray of umilai
A atrtktag use of satin-striped challia Is
shown m tha accompanying UlustratioB, In
thla aneiuma the puulng ef tha stripes
made a most effective trimming. The
skirt was eut eircular with a aeam down
the center front- Here the atrtpea met la
e (KIWI, vui in uil wnist ui hiibi it mmm j
bo cut that the stripes were oa the
etraight.
The bodloe was In four aectlona. which
were applied to the underwaiat and sleeves
and which extended over the center front 1 feathers which feU from the left side serosa
in veat etyie. The opening oa tha top of the back so that It almoet touched tha
the aleevea gave the appearance of a drup right shoulder ot the wearer. There was a
yoke, and the neck waa cut m a small. ' gold cord wound twice around the crown
potniea iuuuh. iiu un"i waa ini , ana ununing in a taseeled bow an tha
simple but effective ralaed wajstilas de- left slda Gilt promisee to rurniah aa las
trtlupoiML portent note in tha new millinery and tt
At thia season the Fifth avenue mil- ; will continue to be extensively used In cos
Unery shoos brtog forward their diapUy , tuine decoration. It is sur 2 rising how few
at "demi-eeasoa ' hats. These ehapeaux 1 women realise that old lace or hand em
axe designed fur wear at a time of the ' broidery can be made to do servica anew
year too late for winter headgear and yet If a touch of gold thread Is introduced into
toe soon tor the daintier hats ot early j their design. This doea not require seaille
aprtng. They are fashioned from lace, workers akill either, for the thread la
satin and paane velvet, and ara trimmed moot effective when Introduced tn hap
with boaa of lha same material, airgrettea haxard fashion. Many a piece of discarded
and flowera As a display of these hats ' trimming treated in this manner - be
Be see thia - week a particularly striking ' ased under wiling with excellent affect.
Ilka me. The resemblance causes me much
annoyance, as my friends always Insist
upon talking about me and Taft. "
Daily Health Hint
Time that la used for physical exercise
In moderation Is never lost. Even busy,
overworked people will be benefited If they
will take Ave mlnntea dally for that pur
pose, .i
Tree teeaewr.
."How ia thia 7" we ask of, our friend,
who we observe is csrrytng a lunch basket
to the office with him. "The h Usher cost
of living make you atop buying your
lunches at the restaurant?" .'
"Not that exactly." he aara with tin-
smiles and nods of tha other passengers.' usual frankness. "I do -this tn order to
rave tha expense of tipping the waiters."
Judge.
remnant boxea seen on the counters and bo Sarah Savad. 411 North Twenty-second St.
make changes, though she " possessed only
one pair of evening slippers.
One set could be two prim looking rosea
made from dull ellver tissue, another could
be a rosette of tulle for each sl!pper.
showing a dainty center or fancy button.
A third could be butte'rfllea ef gauxe. the
wings and bddy picked out with mock
jewels; while a fourth could be dainty rib
bon drawn through tiny Duckies.
I am often asked for a substance that
will cloud or frost windows, aa in bath
rooms, etc, and hava replied that Epsom
salts dissolved in hot water and applied
with a brush will answer the purpose.
I am told that If the salts are dissolved
In hot vinegar Instead of water and at-1
lowed to become cool, then applied to the
window with a bruah the result will be
more aatlsfaetory.
When dry tha frosting can be made per
manent by covering with white varnish.
To re move tne latter wash over wtth
alcohol.
Lee Schneidewind. 110 North Twenty-eighth Ave.
Magaline M. Smith. 520 Harney St
Thomas Smith, 3718 North Twenty-third St
Mabel Stewart, 408 South Tenth St
Martha Sundquist. 3202 Spalding St
Emily Swoboda. 2223 South Twelfth St..
Arnold Wahlatrom. 2806 Cass St.. I....
William Welst. 1910 Dorcas St
Evelyn Welna. 1916 South Twenty-seventh St...
Margaret Thompson, 2 432 Templeton St
.Long 1902
.Central 1902
, . Farnam 1903
..St. Philomena ...1903
. . Lothrop 1904
. . Pacific . .' 1903
,. Druid Hill 1901
, .Lincoln 1898
. Webster . .
. St. Joseph .
. Dupont . . .
. Saratoga . .
. .1898
.1897
. .1903
..1961
Among the attractive and, at the same
time, useful little articles that coat only
a quarter la a cabinet for hairpins, not a
Any Utile article, but. an odd ahaped
substantial looking ease covered w'th crea
tor na and , fitted with two drawers of
ample aire, divided Into compartments to
fit tha ha.rpina of different sixes, which,
by the way, am Included In tha price of
tha cabinet.
Another 25-cant bargain Is a spool bolder,
The Tired Business Man
BT WALnttl A- SINCLAIR.
Telle rXewi Wife) Tha H
Harvard Now A voids the)
Hi crap That Cheer.
i M
"Have the Harvard 'rah rah' boys
stopped organised cheering since Prexy
Lowell denounced It?" asked Friend Wife.
Imbibing It why ean't they adopt soma
of tha "more delicate qualities of express
ing emotion. as Prof. Lowell puts it.
'"They have even shunned the hiccup j which characterise the mora effete nations
HoBLiaar v Lavsdisa.
"I was engaged ten times," Baa's the lady
with the double chin, "before I finally
married."
"Tea?" comments the lady with the fur
bonnet. "It's awfully hard for some I fitted w tin. spools of cotton, a pin cushion f
women te land a man definitely." Judge. lnd a needle book.
TBI MCatBUi asav
a. iTaoia...
.Editor
Coaununications welcomed,
and aeither signature nor re
turn postage required. Ad
dress ths i-Jitor.
NO SAD MONET TAKJEX.
NO AD4 AT ANT PRICK.
Legacy to Blind is
Said to Be Invalid
question whether It Is legally right for
Haas Book, the executor la th a case, ts
attempt to distribute the money among the
soad must ba determined by Judge Leslie.
Will of ilrv Hati AajuiUt Admitted ' EACH THINKS OTHER INSANE
t Probate, but ia Under Grave
Question.
rrty T
Old Are Meld by Ta
eiahkece iv tmiea.
Th. wll of the 1st. Mrs. Man. Auguatat. j Tw- Lmtvrv rach of mhom n-r,
which la believed te be Invalid Wcause of w and th. olh.r were brought
Ita provision that aoroe !. Be-rtlvtded tn corumlaaioaere of Insanity
among the blind of Omaha, was admitted wMlnnday afternoon. They are Edna J
te pre hate by Judge Lesiis rn tne county d wnoL maidea women ef shout
eeurt Wednesday. The will was admitted tarV ,ajra. who for many years have re
st nply because aa shiections nad Been at Twenty-ninth and F streets.
fired, t'nder the law distribution or money Omaha. To Sheriff Braiiey a
sr Brooerty ender a will caanot be made rputy Sheriff Mead each etoutly declared
until creators and ethers ha nag claim herself capable of taking ears of her ais-
againat the estate have had Ms months ; taf.
ia which ta file them and have theea j
eausr.ed. At the and of that time the The Kay to the I'.tuatloa Bee Wand Ada.
A ah ton the I and Only gave
up hia off. ere with sucn a sigh
as makes one think he had
some regreta The wide open
primary waa oaa ef these. He
bad It in his power to stop the
foolishness, but thought he
could get away wnn n and ;t
turned around and stung him.
He sticks to ais assertion that
tha g e clock law la a good
tiling, but he doesn't aay mucq
about soma of the other fea
tures of hia administration.
Aahton had a good chance,
but messed tt up, proving that
his system of playing both
ends to the middle la not the
one to w n. The Bumble Bea
never did eupport him. and
has no especial regrets to of
fer st his going back to ths
farm.
Wea.tha-.
Our pet Uttla weather man
sheet-red his usual custom of
taking a holiday en New
Tear, and tha result was that
Old Boreas slipped one aver
on him. Juat to show what
he eould do. the weather man
drove the North Wind back
Into his lair and produced a
cmnouA as soon as It could
be brought ia from - Puget
sound. This shews that as
knows his business, all right.
rsssr.
One governor teils us that
Nebraska has less of drunk
enness and crime than aay
nihrr elate, and that eur
liquor lawa are tha best ever
ensued. And the next minute
tne other governor tells us we
are ruled by a wu-kad brewery
trwst. wnwa must be uprooted.
and that ws Bead a whole lot
more liiiuur laws before ws
eaa rosily be good. LKtesa t
tt make you laugh?
reaarrst alatlaas.
Te FdUor desires to con
gratulate sundrv and divers
ef hia contemporaries on the
prosperity they have been en-J"iv-n
during the last few
weefca. Once in a whi'e the
printer man gels what s com
ing to him. but not ail of It.
Is. I
The lea Is tan Inches thick
an tne ponds where tha har
vest la being raj I led on. but
this has Buttling ts ds with
tne alas of th cnuna that w.li
he left to ma.it on your door
step aext luaoar.
BUSY DAYS AT ITJCOJJT
Desaswinus Try Is ta Get
Jee far tha Faith fas
Si alas far Lehbylata.
(From a Staff Oorrerpondent.)
LINCOLN, Jan. i. ripecial
By Count-ay of a Douglas
County Gent Who Landed on
tha Pay Hull and Doesn t Need
to Worry We hava been
right buay dosrn here thla
wees, thank you. Johnny Mil
ler a tavern has been a hive of
Industry, all right, hut It has
been quiet there compared to
what Is going on over at Davw
Tnumpaun a bueielry. There
the dotnucrais hava held high
carnival, trying to fix up
things up and parcel out the
Joba. It la a fearful thing In
winter to watcn tna ruau of
the hungry ftutnful when the
pie counter opens up for busi
ness. If ail of them are given
Jobs, the atatehouss eampue
will hava u ba covered with
tents to provide shelter for me
employes.
"Loc ' Tanner got a rwtft
slap on tiie wrtou Just lias
tnat, from tha dry in tna
senate. But that won't dis
turb Doe In ths least. Ha
knowa a trick the dry
haven t learned yet.
Governor rjhatlenberger laid
down tua scepter witn some
Uiing ef a riuurian, and Gov
ernur Aldncn took it up with
becoming meeknsae. These
governors have learned that
tna Orae to brag ts when tney
are going out and not when
liiev are coming in.
"Boh" Maginms la sticking
pretty doee to hia railroad
office so far. Some other old
familiar fa--ea ara missed from
tne stateiiuuae corrViora, but
there a plenty of time.
I understand that some new
rules are to be adapted for the
central of the lobby. Kepre
aentauvea of corporations will
be required to register aa sucn
immediately on reserving tha
Capital City. After having
been dulv registered, they will
be provided wun a badge of
aultahle proportions snd de
sign, which they w 11 ba re
quired so keep prominently
diapiayed at all times. When
ever one uf these registered
representatives of the soul
less snail see a leenetator ap
proaching, from whatever di
rection, he will be re iutred to
sound a gang, and immedi
ately statu off tne MJew.uk
and stand with averted face
until ths spuileas lawmaker
baa passed. If two or more
lawmaAera shall approach the
loobvuK at tn aame time,
coming from different direc
tions, ths lobbyist must rover
his face as well as aleu off tha
sidewalk.' No lot. by let anil be
permitted to kla hotel
roxru aftrr sundown, for any
purpose whatsoever - If- anv
lubovtat anail undertake to
eoerpower a laaoiaser and
EX-C0L0 STELS TO UTSTTE
3f eve ta Fwraa Ftnssaeat
Orwsvalsallsai fee Thaws
'Wk Have Wen Braid.
(From a Staff Correspondent. 1
LINCOLN. Jan. fc. (Special
Delivery by One of the In
terested Parties.) I under
stand that a oall will soon be
Issued for ths purpose of foczn-
lng a new association, to be
composed of ths ex-colonela.
who have served on the staff
of the governors of Nebraska
during ths last tew years.
auch aa organisation ought
to ba a tower of strengtn In
whatever cause it ba en as ted.
The colonels were always
picked from the very Power
of the state, socially, finan
cially and politically, aome
of them even knew something
about war.
If this body be really formed.
It will take lta place at ones
In ths lists of the Influential
organixationa of Nebraska.
Ths move is still In a asbutous
condition, but Is taking shape,
and something very definite
may ba announced soon.
it seems a pity that so
much of potential good snould
ba allowed to go to waste,
i-atrh governor of recent years
tiae aurrounisHd himself by
a group of choice spirit.
speclmena of mannood whose
puichrttud eould not ba
ga.maid. and whose prowe
lu peso's at least waa un
quesuonabla These men have
borne tne brunt ef many
a reception and many a jun
ket, and ara qualified not only
by natural selection but by
actual experience to lead tna
aocial Ufa of tha great eora
monweslUl. It would seem
that the formation of them
into a permanent body would
provide the state at least with
a must easily accessible ar
biter elegantorium ( whatever
tnat Is) and from thla begin
ning much good might grow
Further news wul be rtven
you next week. IK. el.
thrust any sum of money into
hia pocket, ins asms shall ba
deemed guilty of a grass vio
lation of tha rules, and ahall
Immediately be deprived of
hia rights and pnvilegea and
hia baose taken away from
him. No ree-iaterrd lohbyet
will be permitted to approach
the state houae nearer tiian
four bioa-ks from any direc
tion, unui after he has under
gone inspection as to his pur
Pimm. If any lobbyist, regis
tered er otherwise, ba caugnt
givtng to or placing ta ths
way of aay Lawmaker any
portion or quantity of any
malt, epirttuoue, vinous or
other 'beverage or drtnk, he
enail be Incaroaratsd la ths
darkest eo&i hole tn the cellar
of the state house until rhe
aeaa.ua adjourns. IKS.
PEESOSAL.
Kerry Zlmman la' going
Bomsmmsaif just now.
Fred Ttoys'a bwchaoets
doesn't need any bracing.
Frank- ghotwwil aaya tney .
sa t come too fast fur him.
Bert Hitchcock is expected
home from Washington soon.
Judge Day simply beat the
otlier judges to It. That's ail.
Colonel Charley Grotte was
welcome caller on Te Edi
tor at New Year' a
George Rogers was In Osiana
the day the legislature orgui-
ised. Can you beat Dial?
Gould Diets didn't dodge any
when soma one toid him he
eras being taiaed about for
mayor.
Henry Per.fold Is willing te
go right on signing- Samson a
name with a rviuer atavmp.
Tula la oontiJiuiuaL a
that cheers." replied Tha Tired Fuwlnes
Man. "Nothing cheering Is allowed about
rjia Cambridge campus. No undergraduate
ia allowed to be cheerful. Not a rah'
dares venture Into the Harvard 'yard and
should a chirp of organized joy be heard
n ths stadium It Is captured and shot at
sunrise or half shot, anyway.
It was about time somebody got up and
rebuked the rough. loud Harvard boys for
their organised chewing and I'm glad they
hava a college president like Mr. Lowell
of the world? For mstanoe. tha English
ara an old. proud race and know how to
retain their amotiona Vacuum bottles
hava absolutely nothing en the English in
keeping emotions kily cold under the
warmest conditions.
"Whils capable of containing their emo
tions, when they wish to give delicate ex
pression to them they lavish on their
heroes such elevating tokens of approba
tion as bashing said heroes' top hats. Ail
that would be necessary when ths Crimson
to tell them they are Juat too rude for wln" ta for th ven or the eight to don
top nata, stand up in the gridiron or the
anything. Innocent bystanders have often
narrowly escaped being knocked down by
these raucous college persons whacking
their cambric handkerchiefs around and
jhouting 'Altogether!, fellahs, and not too
rough.' Many sensitive ears have been
damaged beyond repair by the terrible
crash of split Infinitives, accompanied by
the brand A.
sheila and have the silk, domes properly
bashed. Just what a husky Harvard quar
; ter or stroke would do after having hia
ltd bashed I do not know, but it would
; probably be disorganised enough to suit
, any proxy. Tha thought of a crew man
; In top bat and rowing pan t lea la one to
arouse even disorganized enthusiasm.
"On ths other hand. If ths English chser-
Ing la 'barren, poor and meager.' and If I ... . . . , . . . .
, ... . . ' , ' i more enthusiastic and explosive method of
thsre la anything Ha va d doeen t like itiKT..i- . . ...
tha Latin countries, seeing aa how Latin la
ia noieiuuil iwur. ouiueuuuy luuma lomi
up some disorganised cheering which will
be at once fertile, wealthy and luxuriant.
Why should youths whose fathers are
lavishing treat galas of money tainted and
otherwise to provide a class eal education,
borrow from the bumble and scantily at
tired native of Zulu, who never heard of
Schedule K. those quaint cries and weird
outburst a of sound which greet the oc
casional holitng ef tha rival foot ball
eleven? Why should such ululatioaa be
beard east of Rahway. N, J. f
"Why can't these youths, who are In
culcating the highest browed thought of
the ages or. at least, are supposed to be
part of the Ha va d eurrycomb. After a
particularly brilliant dash down the field,
or a heartbreaking shell length victory, or
a winning home run. the rooters of Fair
Ha'va'd might galumph temperamentally
up to their heroes and, clasping each In a
fervid embrace, plant a neat Hula kiss oa
his face. After which it might be well for
some outsider to notify the relatives. Pos
sibly we might then revert to the crude
method of rah-rahtng."
"Cheering Is rather rough and vulgar."
admitted Friend Wife.
"But It ia a college coarse." protested tha
Tired Business Man.
(Copyright, UIL by the N. T. Herald Co.)
Slaees.
Te Editor le in receipt of a
card from aa lneurance com
pany, which says: "May each
one of the M dan of the New
Tear have its fullest measure
of health, happiness and pros
perity for you," That's one
csrd that Is sincere, for tha
manager of that eompanv
knowa that if Te LuiLur
doean t fall sick or get hurt
during the neat year, his com
pany will bo on the winning
aide, and will get another
premium Juat for that.
Dtukt.
While tha matter la still an
the knees of the gods. The
Bumble Bse wants to get an
record to tha effect that, no
matter what tha outcome ef
the ouater case against Chief
Duoanue, Omaha never had
nor ever will have a more
capable and efficient chief of
its police forca And it s a
shame that eo good aa officer
should be subject ta audi proceedings.
V le-tary.
Artie Mullen aaya ha knew
It all tne time. Of course.
Dida t he go to Washington
aud tall tne supreme auurt
wnat le do? Hun! Of course,
J'Jdge Albert and Charley
Whmioa wrote out briefs and
arguments and such things,
hut who are may?
Deeaaaeat.
Te editor regrets that apace
will net permit the publication
In full of Governor Aidnch a
inaugural. but recoouneade
hta readere to secure a copy
of the same and read It. It
is soma docsment. oetieve aa
Laehr.
Wasn't It lust toe hirky that
the snow st'.rm emu Just at
the time when tne Beat tax
levy was avavailableT
Some Famons Children of History
The second son of King Charlea the
First of England, and hia royal spouse.
Queen Henri el ta Maria, was known la bis
boyhood as the duka ef Tork, and aa
James lha Second of England and the
Seventh of Scotland succeeded hia brother,
Charlea tha Second, to the British throne.
J
together every night, hiding in pieces so
difficult to find that they were naif an
hour in searching f.or him, at tha end of
winch Unit he came eut of hia own e"
coid. Tills as a blind for Uia design, by
w mi n. vfim in earnest, ha secured naif
an hour before auuylcion could arias. Cpun
this occasion ts locked ut a little
There were many lights and shades In j which ued to follow him. and passed by a
the character of this son of the Stuarts. I b a,M,r' which he had obtained the
1 kev lnln r h r . L. .u . .
of whom It has been said that he possessed I -,.. . , - " ,0"na Bain-
m .uuiimn reaoy to receive him.
all th. vice, of hi. reca. with non. of tnr j wno put Un a cloak
virtues nor redeeming points. He was ex- j after which, la female attire, he reached
pciled from the throne by hie people, and a Dutch vessel, which waited below --...
send. Meanwhile orders were issued, upon
even hia earn daughter, after Queen Anne
of England, forsook, him. It is pleasantsr
to turn from the unfortunate man and re
member him aa a child, feted and im
mortalised la bis earlier years
Even tn childhood hia Ufa was unhappy.
Hs waa born In the palace ef St. James In
M2J at the happiest and most splendid
period in the life of his father and mothsr.
At that brilliant period his birth was cele
brated by a auvsqua liven to the king and
queen, by ths gentlemen of Lincoln s Inn
and the temple. Van Dyck painted tarn
and great men of letters wrote euems In
his praise.
While be was still a child of IX he
was taken prisoner at Oxford by Fairfax.
Later ba made hia escape from St. James'
palace la tide war.
. f'Ail things being in readiness, tha
inks, after suppsr, with his brother and
sister, went to play at rude and seek witn
the rest ef ths young people In the house.
Ms childish aport the duke nad ar-
ua turned himself to play fur a fortnight
. Vi ,,,, lugnt, to watch tha
northern roads and Uioaa toward Wales;
nor mas Us puraiut relinquished till news
arrived of his land fit Holland."
(Copyright, 1S10. by ths N. T. Heraid Co
IAt tn
CUSUll
"Whenever Peer Shaves.
Whenever pepper shaves
lie ses it a sucn a bore.
He esears he 11 grow a beard.
An' If It weren t for maw
I m aura he would. But ahe
Jus jollies him Ilka this:
"ay. Turn, how clean ' look;
You re aweet enough to kiss!"
An' so when povper ehsves
He dn t know where he a at.
He swt-itrs ttiat-seii. ha swear
Aa lets It s at that! T K. M.
I.aeltv r-ellew.
The man la doubly lucky
Who gets his witges raised
The nest day after t'hrtetmaa.
For then, the saints be praised.
It s quite to isle to sally
. Form with tne load of tin
And oo your Christmas shopping
Llow ail your wagce in. r. a Ma
