Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, January 02, 1911, Page 9, Image 9
' i , - . TTTE P.EE: DM An A'. MOXTWY. .TANTTART 2. Ifyhe &ee,8 H)np Ma$az,iri Pa J v . ' n r " i . iimi. iiwhwiih- in. . i . i- ... i. -HgassgHie , .. . 1 ' 1 1 UTAH'S WEALTH IS GROWING Total of Taxable Property it Aliened at $200,000,000. OGDES MAKKQ BIQ STRIDES i . .-. . ... repelatlea earlea; ao,on Brlllleat rriwt Wmoet set F.aeeeraares Settlement l)f Tf lomfl ' orjDKN. Jan. V tftpeclal The statistics of cnunty snd state officers prove that this region Is advancing n wealth and that the resources era being developed In a moat enrotiraging way. , The taxable property of I'tah for Win Is placed at approximately 3rm.onn,W, of which one-tenth I in Weber county, the count? seat of which is Ogden. Property li assessed at one-half n one- third it actual value At tnat ratio, Utah's actual p'operty rtlw l shown to ha about aWWOfmO. When l"tah was admitted as a state In , the assessed. a!) H only about one-half that of the Usable value of prop erty today. . . - Weber county baa- doubled t assessed valuation of property within that period and nearly a'. , of Increase has been within the eilyi of Otffin. ' - The BeseeeOt's offic'.at report to the atale statistician credits ,lVttr enunly with: Horses and mule. !.Cf. Cattle. .!.-1 -' . ', C Sheep. 7. :".' ; . ' W Swine. 1.2&7. - '.' . In horses anfl sttfep-the showing la creditable, but; wHtv tha- natural advan tages In thli tints ir amine raising, the fla-uret In that twVu.ta oX the liva stock Industry. p a tigrrttable neglect of a rara opporl unll Tl can be grown on alfalfa and rejrtened on sugar beet, and there to an absence of cholera. In thli dis trict, and yet thla indualry la only Indif ferently followed. Well Infrliied dealere to Hv etisrk main, tain that swine in Vtah are mora profitable than sheep even when the sheep herds are ranged on the public domain. the '11 bo i el nidea Wt "t I rw.n'. nnnulatlnn. reported by thirteenth census a S0. " ,nrr"' of M per cent. .Tturltaa Pear ana mina inratad H thla. clty. waa eliminated -. . . . . m. e u. t Irom the total ew a oi jeri.v- ncient Dormlatlon af the hotela. tin .4 h. tte achoM Imlwlod and all tranaclenta J fiot enumeratwt elsewhere, placed on the , lt. baden wuld hav been credited with rearly T7.0M. j" Thla place la faat approaching the mark. and. Iflh country (Ten er ally doea not drop Into the rut of daapond In the est l mraitha and drK th It the moat progreaalv of cltlea. by thla tlma next year wgden mill hu e .ono or more. ' Art Beweflrlal. The fmoot act, or what la better known aa tha enlarged Jiomatead law. baa per-1 formed wondera.ln Utah.. Thouaanoa m acrea hara taken, up under It and a new era In dry farming haa been opened. For thoae unfamiliar with tha new law the following aallent feature are pre- aente'": ... . The eolarxed 1Ametead act providaa that where TandI.T atlglble for deigna entrv mi( be made by the home- ateader without the' neceaelty of reaidence thereon at 1 required In the old home atead act- .To ba eligible to auch dealgna- Itlon. It mutt b ahown through examlna tlona conducted by the government a field men that there la not aufflclent water ob tainable for culinary and ordinary houae- hold uaea without unreaaonable expense. The flrat landa examined were In Box- elder county. Homeetead land waa gone over In earch for water and If the con- itlona 'were auch that tha land couia be entered, plepatching hla field men to nlilr county In April of 190. Chief Georae E. Matr ot the Tenth field division forwarded the data gleaned from tbelr examinations ta the Department of the in terior In Waslucfrton. rela-natlonr '. were eagerly awaited by thousands who deaired to take up land under the new act. Lata In June of laat year, the first list waa returned from Washington. Many had watched land which waa being examined and flocked to the land office when tha designations were made to find If this land waa in eluded. They had picked the parcela of land they wanted. Following the arrival of tha flrat list of designations, others were Vomlng every few days and the land office waa kept busy giving descriptions and answering the questions of those who desired to take up a homestead. The flrot list of designations Included thousands of acrea of lands In Boxelder and Tooele countlea. The following Hat shows the lands ex amined to date under tha enlarged home stead act. Mather than go to tha trouble and expense of making surveys certain of the lands era deMtgnated by tha name of two counties. This Is In caae where the lands 1 were located adjacent to the county line and a aurvay would have been necessary to determine the county each parcel was In; Boxelder Heaver and Millard Carbon ".ardfld and flute f S . .v.n N. ..-CTluab - , Jaub and Sanpete Kane Millard , Kit-h - hn Juan ranpete stale being placed at 111. '. In round nunibers. The live stoc mentioned Includee head of sheep, valued at S3 each. Thirty-five thousand head of cattle, val ued at $25 per head, were shipped out of l'th this ear. and sheep. Honors were even In division of ahlpplng routes this year, nearly half of the cattle going to the I'adflc coast. Value on fat cattle are 10 per cent hither than last year, when they were quoted at per cent htglier tnsn In im. Fricea fur yearlinge and upwards aver age t per head. I'airy cattle It ftah. ISO" to , K tlniated value, average J.S each. F.utter produced In I'tah thia year, be tween o.fooniO end 0fm.' pounds, valuort at K.oi.iy. ImiKirted Into the state. 4 b venty five per cent of I'tah wheat acreare Is dry farming. Yield per acre In this state as high as thirty-five bushels, with an average of nineteen bushles. fieneral lncroa In t'tah of half a mil lion bushels of wheat ovet last year' a pro duct. Hut output of rye haa greatly fallen f. with several cars Imported from eastern and northwestern states. A falling off also of barley, estimated at Ji.0 bushels. Four new elevators built this year, rep resenting an investment of v.V eaar Owtawt Lsrss. The sugar output of the I'tah factories for the year will reach TH,im pounds for the Utah-Idaho Co.; for the Amalgamated Hugar Co. of Ogden approvlmately J. r .iet pounds, and for the Lewston Sugar 8utar Co. about 1U''K'0 pounds, a total for the three companies of approximately l'i7.000.0) pounds, of which 2S.("K.0nO pounds will be produced in Idaho and T9,Wi.W pounds In I'tah. Tha total number of tons of beeta grown In tlie to states was .0CK) for the Utah Idaho Sugar Co.. 107.000 for the Almalsam ated. and 4.".(iJ for tha Iwiston. a total of i32,0H tons, for which the farmers of tba two states were paid In October. No vember and December, approximately :.m.ouo. Maay Trees I'lanted. The average person does not realixe the magnitude which the horticultural Inter ests of L tah are aasunung, and will prob ably be actonished to learn that during the year 1H10 nearly three-quarters of a million fruit trees were planted. Of this number one-half were apples, one-third pfaches. and the balance divided between cherries, pears, apricots, plums and primes, ranking In importance n the order named. With this Immense planting. It la evident tnat the horticultural interests of Utah have passed beyond the stage where ellp- hhop or Indifferent methods can be prac ticed, or the old worthless and neglected orchard tolerated. Bound business princi ples and approved adentlflo methods must be followed In the work. 5 liasEi it Lr ' . sue mil u I 4 EXPRESSMEN'S DELIVERY CO. CITY OFFICE IN BEE BUILDING Celebrate Tweatr-Flv Tears wftk Mewr Vlrewroaf Batldlwaj aad . Opealaa; of t'wtowa Office. The ending of the old year rounds out tha first quarter century of business In Omaha for the Kxpressmen's Delivery company. The beginning of the new year sees thla organisation Just moving into its massive six-storv fireproof, moth, water and moueeproo urage house at Eleventh and Davenport streeta and tha opening of a new city offioa at 111 South Seventeenth street. In The Bee building. W. A. Gor don is president and W. W. Roller is man ager. The company acta as shippers' agents and forwarders as well as the mov ing and storage and packing of household goods and personal effects. IF YOU CAN BREAK THAT MACHINE IN ANY WAY.ril REFUND YOOR MONEY BUY IT, TRY IT! lOUf CAN'T BrVEAK IT f I JU GUARANTEE ITSs- .a- K -as . W 9 W I rjLt BUY IT UN) DER THOSE CONj PIT IONS.' THAT V IF IT PKEAKS I GET MY MONEY BACK TT3 THAT'5 IT. IF TOU BREAK IT. COME RIGHT WITH rIT CERTAINLY IS A BtAUTY rw CO i0ME I'LL TUR tun ctf .IIJ&T H0W FST UTY ANDTh N n LOOSE I XKM A! Ill s 'N ron rry : i uiu NOT SEE THAT STONE WAIL.' WELL! NOW I SUPPOSE l'VF 60T to so-ry RACH: AND SEE THAT DEALER'. 171, SORRY I DID THIS. HE'LL BE VERY , N6KY P"' L 3' I UUbh I nil (J DEMAND THE ENTfii AMOUNT RETURNED! 10 ME. AND YET, IT WAS HIS OWN PROPOSITION. I'LL GO rAC K WITH IT A NY WAY ' 7 9 t! UJ 1 R I (WELL. YOU'LL HAVP TO RETURkJi MY M0NE YOU PROM HAVE BROKEN THIS MA CHINE TO PIECES! Y AS I 1 ' - n at l IT'S PENT. NOT BROKEN", YOU HAVE BENT IT! I -CANY GIVE TOU BACK. YOUR MOrJ- EY. ilR ! A 6RACI0US! YOU FRIGHTENS ED M MDlPN'T MEAN To! I ATETN KAREeiT LAST NI6MT AMP IT S Imaging niomt hiowus for me DEAR. PMjf- n .W1FIF t rr v .The Bcca Junior RIMhday DooK his is flie Day MONDAY, January 2, 1911. Xante ar4 Addrss. mchno! Tear. Elmer Andrrgon, 2012 Marthg St Cantellar .High ., . Vinton .Mason , . Centrsl Kclloni i 1904 . Franklin . Long . . . . Kcllom . .HiRh ... Howard Kennedy Long . . Long, High . High Marguerite Earnhardt. 1807 Plnkney St.... lrtdore. Beck. 3113 South Eighteenth St Roy B. Birbeck. 913 South Twenty-fifth St... Charles Ed Carr, 2023 Karngm St Leon a Chaddock, 1S18 North Nineteenth St.. John Cronley. 3424 Seward St Dwlght Dang, 2209 North Twenty-lghth Ave. Mae- Pavis. 1556 North Siiteenth St Andrew Dow. 3008 California St James Duffy, 3302 Pacific St Besls Ferret Edmund, 2108 Lake 8t Lake Jonathan Edwards, 3319 Maple St Anetta Fanger, 2623 Seward St Verner H. Forsberg, 3717 Charles St Adelaide Funkhouser. 136 North Forty-first St.... Bruce Furstenberg. 2910 North Twenty-eighth Ave. Walter Futter. 2002 South Eighteenth St Vinton Everett E. Gants, 6211 Center St Beals George P. Gross, 2423 South Twentieth Ave St. Joseph . . Eva Graham, 509 South Twenty-fourth Ave Mason Margorle Hangauer, 2316 Spencer St Lothrop . . Farneye Hart. 2504 Sherman Ave High ..... Lilian Helsberg, 3650 Parker St Franklin . . Emily E. Hynek, 2795 South Ninth St Bancroft .. Olga laeminger, 3001 South Sixteenth St Castellaf .. George Jacobs, 1806 Fa mam St High Harold Kelley. 2417 Emmet St High ...... Helen B. Kleffner, 2956 Martha St Park ..... John M. McGrew, 3004 Plnkney St Druid Hill, Fred Morasco, 2007 Pierce St Mason Margaret Nachtlgall, Forty-eighth and I Sts St. Joseph.. Jessie Neale, 2826 Charles St Long William E. Neiby, 5319 North Twenty-seventh Ave. . Miller Park Alvln E. Nelson, 4244 Burdette. St High Darrell Newhouse. 610 North Twenty-third St Central ... Leroy Newton. 626 South Twenty-eighth St Park jPatrick ODonoghue, 2001 Cuming St Cass .... . e e .191 .189: .1902 .U9." . 1905 .189? . 190:. ,l9o: .1892 .1901 .189 .1902 ...... 190 1 . . . -.1898 1891 .1896 . . . ". .1900 . . . . 1S9S . . . . .1899 .1899 1902 . .. . .1894 . . . '. .190:. 1895 ... . . l9g .1893 1895 ...;'. 1898 1905 . .... 1899 . .. .-1901 1S99 1904 1894 . . . '. . 1898 1894 1900 W. T lun 1 'OBldfELS i Albert J. Palmquist, 4122 Hamilton St Walnut Hill ...... 1 I Klirl 1 lo Poi-rv 9 i"k 9 A Vrrt h Vnrt pca r A C rHfn ffltl u m Hi.a wwasi v v j sJV" -v uu aj.. . . a , a ,lulUll 14111. . . . J. 7 V Nellie Pelrson. 4718 North Fortieth St Central Park 1902 Antonio Pericell, 1118 South Seventh ft Pacific 1902 Irene Quayle. P07 North Seventeenth St Casa- 1904 George E. Read, 3415 Jones St Columbian ......1903 Margaret Richardson, 833 South Twenty-third St. . . Mason . 1897 Merlam Samson, 2224 Grant St High 1694 Dorothy Sayre, 1823 Maple St High 1894 Never shall I get used to it It's too good to be true. To be grown up wear long, trailing skirts, have my hair right up on the very top of my head, be a woman of the world a whole year ahead of time Is too, too wonderful. Cousin Anne said that although she thought an other year of atudy would do me no harm, aba would bring me out "this winter, aa Look for the Bee Hive On the package when you buy Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs and colds. None ganutns without the Bee Hive. Re member the name, Foley's Honey and Tar and reject any substitute. Bold by all druggists. Washington Affairs mi (From a Staff Correspondent.) WASHINGTON, Lec- SI - Special Tele gram. Army" orders: The following changes In the stations and dutlea of corps of engineers are ordered: First Ueutenarits Joseph H. F-arla and H. 8. Hetrlck are relieved from their present stations and duties and will proceed to Kan Francisco and take the transport sail ing about March 6. 1U. for the Frulipplnee. vwm 1 i-iitM.nl Krncrt ilravea Is relieved irOlU UUIV Willi me UBiiaiiwn " . i.. ... ;ln.r. at aianila and will woceed on ' disappointed In me. the tjani.rt sailing from Manila about to (van r rancleco "I SUPPOSE ITS TOO MUCH TO EX PECT A PROPOSAL SO SOON." Cousin IMck would have to be abroad next year. I find It rather difficult to get along with Cousin Anne. Wa have auch entirely dif ferent ideas about things. I caa see she a urn is. mi First lieutenant r rancis u. iioy la re lieved from duty with the Second battalion of engineers at Manila and will proceed on the t ran f port aaUing from Manila about February la. ml, to Min Francisco. Captain John J. Tolfey, Jr., Seventh In fantry, ia relieved from treatment at the general hospital at San Francisco and will proceed to Fort Leavenworth. Second Lieutenant William H. Rucker. Second field artillery, la relieved from treatment at the general hospital at the Preeidto of tan Franctaoo and will proceed to Vancouver Barracks for duty. Second lieutenant Ulen E. Fdgerton la relieve from hla present duties and la detailed as a member of Alaskan Board of Koad cumrnisMoners, vice Captain Francis A. Pope, relieved. Lieutenant .derton will report to the senior member of the board at Washing ton for duty Flrat Lieutenant John W. McKie, coast artillery eoi,s, in addition to his other duties will aiuume construction work at Fort Dade and Fort lesoto. relieving First lieutenant John O'Neill, coast artillery cor pa By direction of the president. Lieutenant Colonel F.dgar A. M earns, retired, Is re lieved from further active duty, to take effect Ieceniber SL The following changes in the aaelgnments of officere of coast artillery corpa are ordered. Colonel Frederick Marsh la re lieved from his present duties and will pro ceed to Fort Totten for duty. Major John L. Barrett la relieved from his preM-nt dullaa and will proceed to Fort Moultrie for duty. Major Frank K. Hams is relieved from his present dutlea at Fort Totten and will proceed to Fort Mckinley for duty. Major Joseph T. Laidaon. quartermaster. Jeffersonviile. la asigned to permanent duty aa depot quartermaster at that place. Captain Clyde I V. Hunt, quartermaster, ia relieved from treatment at the Army and Navy general hoapital. Hot rAprlngs. and mi: return to his proper station. First lieutenant John Iund. attached to Third field artillery, ia relieved from treat ment at the Walter Reed general hositLal, iMstrtct of Columbia, and aili jo'-a hia proper atatipn. Luvh of absence granted: Second lieu tenant 'lien K. Kdnerton. corpa of n1- r.ra fifteen d a Y a ltrat UmjImhiiii VI Vf nnl I , w I , i .1,. n , ' i V. , ailU TIiIm Ia t tm . . k , . L . , . a ......... - i uitiii., riiiernui ratmrr, tour ntumns; , " estimate of one of the oldest and foremoet Captain John J Toffey. Jr., Seventn In- stocamen in l tah. anl the figure Is tne ! '",r "f "i!0",0' .n First I lieutenant t iideM If Williams. Twenty- same aa t&l ft laat year. , eiahth Infantry, three montre: Fi'at l.i-u- ...wa.Mi r ... IS . l ... xa i io ... r;.fcsi ... 1. MX 4 ...LrS.f-74 w ... .V s zs ...i ?; to ... 30&.S01 Sev ier I Tfxwle '. !7:64 l tah W.frtr. l Washington Siiii7 ToUl acreage L710.iS.a Both .the state of I'tah as a whole and thousands of Us Individual ciiisens have been blessed by this law. Through Its adoption the sagehrui-h wastes are being tranatomiedi into fertile fruit farms and land whKh was believed for decadea to be adaptable' only to growing eagebruth and tntragys. snakes and centipedes. Is be ing made to give forth abundantly of all varieties of farsa products. The re)u Irvine it hlci substitutes real, donee upon the land, as held In the old homeetead U,1 t'e provision in the en larged homenea 1 Sit that reMdenie be in such proiVnuly that the lands can be cultivated aa -talcr Is developed for cultivation One-.htli ! required to be cultivated duili.g the firtt year. The amount for the second jear la the same and on the third year and thereafter, until the f.nal proving up on the land. one-fourth Is required planted to other products than native grasses. MriMirts Preaeta. The follomir.g are ktatlsliial abstracts fiom I tali stale products: There aje ! head of tattle in I tan. the However, I do have the most perfect tiroes, and It's so lovely having Johnnie and Piggy living so near, and being grown up young men. I think Pig Is falling' in love with me, but I suppose it is too much to expect a proposal so soon. Cousin Dick Is so sweet I can talk perfectly naturally to him, and he Is never surprised or shocked. I discovered that I could never do that with Cousin Anne after I had been here a day. In fact, it seems to me you have to be pretending to be feeling in aome way that you are not, to nine people out of ten. Sitll. it snakes you appreciate the tenth an awful lot. Johnnie anV oualn Pick srs the only tenths I've me so far. Agnes is pretty decent. I'm glad ahe left school when J did. The only trouble with her Ik that she Is always in love end wants to tell me about It. As she la my best friend I try to sympathise, but I always want to talk about myself, too, and. aa she gen erally manages to get a start first. I am usually listening to her. Bhe's In love with ber riding teacher now. I must admit he's a dream to look at, and ahe says he's a Prussian prince. They are always German barons or things like that, so, I wasn't much Impressed by the title. I went out with them one day, and be had such a thick voice and blew his noss such a lot and In such an un attractive way that I couldn't Imagine havlnsr any sentiment about him. I be lieve I could be aentimental about Johnnie. When I was a little girl I used to play in the park every afternoon with him and his brothers and Piggy and his sister. When Cousin Anne spoke of them and said they lived so near, It seem too Jolly. said. 'Imagine Pig being a young man!" Cousin Anne aaid coldly, -'I preaume you mean Archibald? Why do you call hltu such a disgusting nickname?' I said, "For tha reason that you presumed I meant him. Coualn Anne." 'Remember that Archl bald's sister Is now the Princes de Maro vltski." "Well, that doean't change the shape of her brother's facs, you know, Coualn Anne!" "He is a most estimable young man, Angelica, and I trust you will not assume that disreapeoful attitude when you see htm. Tou must be very care ful how you converse with young men, my dear." "Be careful and respectful to Pig? Why, he hit me with an Ice ball tha laat tlma I saw him and gave me a black eye. But I gave him a bat over the head he re membered for a time, I hope!" "Try to remember you are a young lady of supposed refinement. I trust you will not refer to such things when talking to him. He Is most charming and well be haved, and a young man of great refine ment himself." "Is be so nice?" I said. "Then perhaps he will do To know very well. I have known ao many girls at school, and now J would like to know a young man well for a change and" "'Angelica!" acreamed Cousin Anne, "Tou will apply yourself to your French and music! Until a girl marries she should cultivate and improve her mind." I aaid. "My husband thinks my mind Is cultivated enough." Jake Blgal. 1528 North Sixteenth St Cass Girtle Slmonoff, 1831 H North Twenty-fourth St. Walter Sundell, 2345 South Thirty-fourth St Helen E. Swanaon, 3824 North Twenty-second St. Lorena Travis, 2861 Fowler Ave Ardath Wagner, 2625 Spencer St Curtig Weiler, 714 South Thirtieth St Madge West, 4170 Chicago St Florenca Witttg, 1725 Ontario St. . .Long ... . Windsor . Lot brop .Saratoga . Lot hrop , . Farnam ' .High ... ..Vinton .. .1895 , :.i98 .:.i9oi .. .1897 .. .1904 .. i .1901 . . .1895 Vv-1897 i 'X c? ii The Tired Business Man BT WALTEA A. SINCLAIR. Tells Friend "Wlfa That a Swear Off is Ite. tatured Profanity. "I WOl'LD LIKE TO KNOW A VOCNO MAN WELL FOR A CHANGE." "Your husband!" shrieked Cousin Anna "What does she mean! My heavens, ex plain youraelf!" I said hastily, "Oh, I haven't even met him yet, but I shall marry aome day, and of course ha Is in the world somewhere. But we" "Ctrl, stop! This Is too much for me. My neuralgia ia very bad today. I must go and Us down." Cousin Dick was so nice, and understood perfectly what I meant. He aaid Cousin Ann was Just very old fashioned. I said I was, too. about aome things. Lie said the trouble was I was so much so I waa quits prehistoric at timet. But be Is awfully nice. Women Being Driven from Political Jobs j The VaJ ie f the ne, a conservative eotunate, ia eeuably estimated at eS.euft.ous, lb valuation of the total lit stock fa the tenant a If red A. Hirkox. Thirteenth Infan try, one month; i'm lieutenant JoF.n !und. attached to Third field artillery, one month. "Men are grabbing ail tha political Jobs snd driving women out of the arena, ao far aa federal and municipal employment goes. No matter how expert a woman may be, how superior cer ability and knowledge, she has no chance In a civil service exam ination, because she Is a woman and has not s vote." Mrs. Maud Nathan, vice president of the National Consumers' leagus. In a suffrage talk, declared that women are discrimin ated against In civil service positions, that their ability is discounted, their examina tions ignored and their services turned doan because politicians must hand out jobs to their voting constituents, who have given them the equivalent in support. "It Is noticeable in every state where women have not the ballot." aaid Mra. Nathan, "that they have no chance with men in filling positions of national, state or civic trust. The ClvJ brvice depart ment in New York Is open only to men. "There should be women tenement In spectors, women rai'k Inspectors, women factory inspectors and child labor Investi gators. Lcause v omen are by nature and by sympathy fitted to de work of this kind. Bui they seldom hold positions for which they are qualified, because they are political nonentities, because they cannot vote. "I know of one woman who aa refused a position as commissioner of labor, though she waa supported by the labor party In New York and was eminently fitted far tha work, because the governor wanted the job fo a constituent" Mrs. Nathan argued that aa women by their labor have helped to Increase the industrial output of the country, and to add to Its politic.! supremacy they should In fairness, be given the ballot to protect themselves la Industry ard In the home. Daily Health Hint J Any lack of symmetrical beauty In th body may be remedied by judicioua exer clae for the development of all undeveloped 'arts. These exercises should be made Judiciously under the advice of a physlciea or physical director. "Hark! What was thst sound aome one breaking a New Year's pledger asked Friend Wife. "That's what comes of keeping the newly turned leaf on a loos leaf ledger," ex claimed th Tired Business Man. "Break ing New Year's resolutions is ths principal Industry during the first week of January. I suggest that those scientists who are going to reform the calendar could do no better than to leave out the first week of the year entirely, thus eliminating the temptation. "A swearoff Is denatured profanity. Hence It s harmless, but at the same lime usually rather useless. The man who on January 1 solemnly raises his right hand, first to his aching dome and then to an attitude of swear, is helping Satan provide work for idle hands to do. "Some of our best little cuaaers off are so constituted that it is Impossible for them to swear offskl on any day but New Year's. December St wouldn't do at all and January 2 Is returned as unavailable, al though no lack of merit Is Implied. Also many of our swear experts bold that th flrat Is not ready for sack suit and ashes unless th night befor has been on to bring the morning after out in bold relief. Should think they'd be pleased with any relief to the aching head, be it even timid relief. "1 suppose the prevalence of New Year goody good resolutions is based on th laugh and weep theory. Swear off and th world swears with you, backslide and you slide alone sometimes! "From observation at Coney Island, and Uks amusement parkas I infer that back sliding la th most popular American sport. Fortunately the reaorta are shut tight th first week in January, but wa find aome very superior Httl toboggans on great whit ways and others not so great nor white. "Instead of rescue bands to gather in ths volplacera, I think we might have soms prevention societies who could g around th first week of the year sprinkling on ths slippery places th ashes In which w repent New Year's dsy. On th ether hand, it's the good who fail down on such loca tions, for w have biblical authority that the wicked stand in slippery places, sug gesting that the god can't stand. Prob- rieaelftlng Liar. Henry L. gtlmaon in the recent campa gn made an amusing reference to liars. "lu my profession." lie said, "w have a aaw to this effect; there are three de grees of liars the liar, the out-and-out liar, and the expert witness. Now, in Wall street they say there are liars, out-and-out liars and mining engineera. And the coun try generally ia just now saying. 'Positive, liar; comparative, out-and-out liar; super lative, stump speaker.' " Now. here's a conundrum to think of when You're out In trie a in tar storm; The Eskimo dresses in heavy furs. But how does his nose keep warm? Aatl-Kal HeBca." A food aicciallst aaid of dieting: "Th simplest, easieat and moat efficacious diet to bring domn the weight is th one-dish diet. At no meal, that Is, should mor than on dish be eaten. "Th dish may be what you will Irish stew, macaroni and cheese, roast beef. I vegetable soup, bacon and eggs but no courses sre to precede or follow It. You msy eat as much as you choose of the dish, and yet, for all that, you will lose weight steadily. "It's the variety of dishes the oysters. soup, fish, turkey, mine pie, ice cream creating an artificial appetltlte when the body has really had aU It requires, that causes corpulence. If w confine ourselves to one dish, we know when w'v had enough we don't know otherwise and the result Is that w soon drop down to the slimness natural Ui children.- animal and temperate and stealthy men and women." SWEAR OFF. . ably because their wives gave therm slip, pars for Christmas. "I have looked Impatiently through the papers tor good New Year's resolves that th great might have made, but didn't. President Taft didn't swear off traveling all th time; T. It didn't swear off trying to run the universe; Unci Jo didn't re solve to stop tearing, and th Insurgents dldu't take solemn vow to quit lambasting the avuncular person; th cost of. living didn't stop soaring nor th people being sore; trusts didn't swear off monopolising everything; the Si gar trust didn't pledge Itself to quit paying fines; congress didn't swear off Kiaflng; aviators failed to make resolutions never to take another drop, nor did stocks; Investigating committees didn't promise to quit the awful whitewash habit; Secretary Bal linger didn't swear off bal lingering; th whit race did not abstain from hoping; democrats failed to swear off gloating: republicans didn't cease sulking; suffragettes didn't swear off rough-housing th Rough House of Commons; nations didn't swear off piaislng peace by building larger navies; lame ducks didn't swesr off trying to be In the swim." "Bull, good resolutions act aa brakes." remarked Friend Wife. "Followed by breaking," retorted Ike Tired Business Man. (Copyright. 111. by th N. Y. Herald Co ) f Fads of Women J The Key to the Situation be Want Ada fee gasolln or a past to clean a white feather. If tha feather ia aolled a washing in soap and water msy be the beat plan. To clean with gasoline you fill a wide mouthed glass Jar with gaeoline. adding a little good white soap Jelly . Th feather Is laid In sucb a bath and al lowed to remain there over night closely covered. Next morning the contents of th Jar are poured Into a clean vessel and th feather la drawn through tha fingers until the soli Is removed. Ths feather ta then rinsed In clean gasoline and bung to dry. To clean with a paste, mix to a thick cream raw atarch and alcohol. Cover the feather thickly with this and allow It to become dry. Then brush awsy the starch. To wash with aater, make a euds wltk like arm water and soap Jelly, tha latter mad from good white soap. - Thoroughly clean by dipping up and down in the suds and drawing through th fingers. When clean, rlns In warm clear water. In the case of the water being hard vaa borax as a softener, but not ammonia. Do not expect the feather to look white while wet. This tone comes only when It Is dry. Among the dainty Christmas presents not exrrbltantly rrlced la an Imported coffert, literally a stoat arttatic-looklng box la red dish brown grained wood, Inlaid with gilt In an exquisite design. Opened It reveals a bottle of perfume, triple extract, soap and sachet powder, set into mbat seems to be crushed whit roe petals, but Is really sort silk arranged aa only the French know horn-. I.a reseda and lily of the valley are th odors. The price Is f M. Of course th coffert can b used long after the coat en ts have disappeared.