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Attracting In fi.nha.
"The Cllfvmx" a'. th Hrenrtei.
'Teter Fan" st the Ryi
"IMftcrf in' Arlji',-" ft tVso Krug.
Vaudeville r.t th Orpheum.
T?urlequ at t.v.e Oarety
Peter, Pun will Cinderella at
th Boyd oi Kr.rii; f'rjro;v Tiii is an
other way r(,isa,nr; tiist ahout t '.y of
th youngster w. avc to ta.;e p'r. n the
tpedal bailet: In itit pto:'.uctlon pi ' C.n-
cerolla" next wer'4 r-ill irake up a bit hot
party on idPrlrta nfrroon and be the
guests of- Alarms? Woodward. Special
preps ratios are 1ifl;!t mailo to fr.:rt n
the little folic. '
The sudCen ia ri of JFranic Worthing at
Dveiroit brought, to on tnd a career tiia'.
had been both lo;is and useful o.i ths.
American stage., li". Woithnj had played
principal parts w;tii mora prominent actors
perhaps than any .other man of recent
year.- He was an Kugtiahrnan oy birth
and began, his carter ns thai country,
working up from obscurity to tn very
tn- Aftor a successful cir In London
ha cam to America at -the solicitation of
the lata Augustln -Daly to take th piace
left vacant . when John . Draw withdrew
from th Daljr stock, company. Mr. Worth
Inr played with Ada Rehan for two year,
and sines then has bean with first ono anri
then another of the loading stars of th
eountry: ' He had joined with Orao Oeorge
seven weeks ago to play the leading rol.
In her new eomady.
Chicago took., to PucdnJ's new opera,
W "The Glr) of ,th Gkilden Wsst," with muoh
' mors ..warmth thai) It received Ik New
York But, Chicago aJ ways was so lmpul
alv. - t . ,1 m
'The "etean-up Idea, la working, all right,
and has' now' reached New York. Outside
managers have pat tt very plainly to the
tog magnates' 'of the metropolis that plays
and playars will b all ths better Uked In
the country' If It is 'known they are pre
sented Just a they are In New York, and
that lines, and actions have not bean oara
fully fumigated and ' renovated before
starting on. th road. In other words, re
form should, begta at the beginning, and
ths Indecencies should first be omitted
when th 'plays' ara first presented.
From New York oom a strong Intima
tion that after th first of th year, Henry
W. Savage will book azoluslyely through
the Klaw 6 .Brlttnger ' agency again. Thla
ha been Kuapeated for om time, Bino It
was mora than demonatraMd to Mr. Sv
aa soma time ago that he oould not gat
proper opportunities for his big shows bi
the .sq-oailcd 'open door" house.
The-,'MUn'-rtrV -of 'Ui Mirror is re
sponslhl fof this ones '
A young womaa who had been on of th
many Mies truoys of Mrs. NVlggs of ths
Cabbage J 'at oh wrote Manager , Tyler!
"Dear Mr. Tyler: Don't you think Kiss
Lury is worth i& more a weekT"
Mr, Tyler replied:
"Dear Mies Blank: X don't."
To which reply ths Inoumbent Mies Lucy
returned; '
. Dear Mr Tyler: Anyway, I'm glad I
haven't ara( Up' , ,
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'' W'Tha gross reoolpU of this year's Passion
pjay at Obarammergau ar officially re
ported to Jiave Ueea 128.160. After defray
ing th ooats of production and other Inci
dental exprnaea. tr) prooeede (J334.100) re
main tOj be divided Among th two perform
,Th . managers of th play, th musical
di rector a, ths ehlef cashier and th por
trayer of. Christ. Pilate, Calphas, Herod
and th speaker of this prologue, will, re
ceive M26.eacb. for their six months' ser
vice, Other salaries will bs proportionate
to the Lroportano of ths respaotiv roles.
Th men and women who played so vividly
as members of the crowds in th struets
of Jerusalem will receive $30 each, and th
school children I7.&0 eaeh. To th poor
will, be given V.&S. Knd ths balance of
10, 760 .will rmain In ths village for com
munal purpose.. ,
Edward lack's comedy, "The Climax,"
coines to thM Brandels theater for
three nights, starting toiugnt. Ths thems
of ths play is that of a young woman,
gifted with a beautiful singing voloe and
her struggles to become a great prima
donna.
Her doctor lover :' opposes her ambitions,
and through ths aid of mental suggestion.
CAM. LEGELAHON AT ONCE
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Tilt Com! -with Official on Hab
agmtnt of Trafiki
TXAEE XOE353 PUIS OPAL TTTF.'MT.
AaalM reaalierel ftea
'"isles le laaeu Prntasl
I tie as Son as BI
nit ah raad.
WAaHIXOTOK. Dae. ta. Immediate
f ri'ru . 4 PaMueta canal teclalatlon
9tctStmr tmrn ' dareUled upon at a con
tetaiarei a( tW) Waft Hawse lsst night, par
ttvatl.l Preeideut Taft. Secretary
aT IWt- Xm Seci-elary of War Ptoktn
m f- Flint et California, cbata-naa
ef Jt iiu cwmmrttee oa mteraeaamls
rrauik lensdnr E&andeea e OuBnaectout.
alao a. snenatw e( that c iitrtwe. aa
XepEeuBBoatiiei Hun ej Iflmvta. chair-ma a
T IBM1 kaiaw ananat.Uai ea ixuerotai ang
fiaeogm yuntwa t. The cnleiuin laaaatd
aswll arasr BaidnlghL
It wax agreed that Iraiuedlale aftioa to
f ii I sjwHineis waa aecaaaarr la erjcr
that t? um ll wurul mlht be able
to glaot akiiil. It- was suggevved lAi by
kavloK. m tiitlmltm emtrreiaa.il nj. sa u the
UMm a't (te oao k lou. taeot-eal i
arttva Uada vejSs be aiaured fur Iba caatal
aUuo&t Uoaa th) eW of t- i
W'nMmt. tewereu new as Ue eajWiai
eKptHlitUMSi acglalalloa la SttMauary. Prest
t t Toft Is said l have eoaceriMid btra
sagf lisiTit srsBctUy vWh the trade
ay it eg the) oases rather than with furtl
tU eiita U um latMr subject entered Into
Ua gsnriiii"" at an. k is VUved to have
us siai rtnaJaet la tin sutler ef ti.1.
thai saaBMtsaaoue ei rj dvca aad mir
ata) teUlttee vat ataikms fur the aaie
nl. fl aat etar shts env1la.
The opinion at the conference. It was
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JCHARD CARLH.
Riuhard Carle haa one great advantage
over hla brothers In musical comedy. Me
knows In advance if the part Is going to
fit him, for he writes all his own pieces,
words, muslo, Jokes and scenes. This Is
one reason, perhaps, why ths Carl pieces
are always so successful. They are pre
pared for the stags by a real actor, who
I also a real comedian.
causes tbs loss of bis sweetheart s roica.
and thereby hangs a tale. An excellent
oast will be seen here In the different
roles all of whom are favorably known by
their appearanoe here In the past. A mat
inee will bs glvsn on Saturday. t .
Bothsrn and Marlowe are In the closing
week of their engagement in New York,
and will spend the remainder of their sea
son In ths various Shubart theaters
throughout ths country.
William Faversham will present Edward
Knoblooh's play, "The Faun," for the first
time on any stage at the Murat theater,
Indianapolis, next week, Monday. Several
Important additions have been made to Mr.
Favorsham's company for ths presentation
of thla play.
The title of George M. -Cohan's' new pjay
la "The Love Sick Kings." The "Kings"
in this Instance are a father and eon named
King, and In no way associated with
royalty. There will not be any mualoal
numbers In ths comedy. There la not even
a suggestion of a chorus, and if George M.
Cohan oan make hla legs bohavs there will
be no dancing. In the caet are Jerry J.
Cohan, Mrs. Helen F. Cohan, "Tom" Lewis,
Miss Kmpia Janvier, Mis Sdna Baker and
Donald Crisp.
Bed ley Brown Is made the subject of a
page In the Dramatlo Mirror, ills work
as a stage dlreotor and dramatist entitles
him to the distinction that has been given
him.
The advanoe sale of seats for the en
gagemant of the New York Hippodrome at
the Auditorium, beginning Monday, Janu
ary , etarts today at the temporary box
offloe in th Chloago, Milwaukee A St.
Paul railway ticket, office Sixteenth and
Farnam streets. There has been suoh a
rush of mall order demands that Manager
Olllan of tha Auditorium and the manage'
ment of the hippodrome have announced
that thea mall orders are all numbered
and will be filled and sent out as soon
as poselbls. One of the large rooms of
ths Auditorium has been oonverted Into a
temporary office for the New York hippo
drome and a foroe of olerks Is working
there filling seat orders.
"It may look asy to stand here and Joke
and keep people laughing, but it la harder
work than It appears to bs," remarked
Willie Howard yesterday. Willie Is ths
oharacter comedian of Howard and How
ard. who are "screams" of this week's
bill at the Orpheum.
said, favored legislation empowering the
president to fix tolls within certain limits,
taking Into consideration distance, tonnage
and cargo.
The queatlon of whether the government
should operate coal yards and dry docks
and whether It should psss Its vessels
through the canal free, and Its coaatwlse
ships and ponslbly all of Its merchant
vessels at a lower rate than those of for
elgn countrloH was discussed at length by
tha conferees and tentative plana were
launched for the preparation of legislation
on these points. It was argued by some
that the United Stafs might not be poe
sessed of the legal right to dlecrlmlnate In
favor of tta own veucls.
Suggestions fur safeguarding competition
between the eastern and western seaboards
through oilble amendments of the in
terstate commerce laws, making It pro
hibitory for railroads to own or control
ships In the canal trade, aleo were ad
vanced, but no conclusions were reached.
Representative Mann and Eenatora Flint
and Rrandage, whose eommltteee wilt be
most concerned with the legislation, are
said to concur with the preeldent In bis
tda of Immediate action by congreaa, par
ticularly on the subject of tolls In order
that Interests now thinking of building
vessel or otherwise entering Into com
merce by wsy of the canal may be suf
ficiently informed In advance of the con
dltlona that will probably exist when the
canal la opened on the date expected.
January 1. 19U.
Mltrkell leaves resufltaela Board.
PHlLAnF.LFHIA. I-c. -The rslgna
ilun oi In. a. Wtir atuchel as a trustee
of th- I hi vena. of l'viittyl anla. wblca
has Just Un-n made publu'. makea six va
ranciv the b-iaid of trustees will have te
fi.t at Its n.epiinxs nm nr. Three o
the acaneir wn raised lr deeih and
i ,! br resignation, l'r. Mitchell has beets
a member of trie board (or tiurty-flve ea;a
Hla rMi for leaving !&e buard has not
been putihc.
Tha Key te the Situation Bee Wast Ada.
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Daughters of Well Known Men
Miss Vivien Oould, tha second daughter
of George Jay Oould and Edith Kingdom
Oould, has attracted recent attention by
the report' of her betrothal to Lord Decles,
following not long after the marriage of
her stater Marjory, the eldest daughter of
the family, to J. Anthony Drexel of th
famous Philadelphia family.
Miss Oould Is a granddaughter of Jay
Oould, the American financier and multi
millionaire. Her father has borne the
heavy responsibilities of the Oould for
tune since hla father's death, and la one
of the leading financiers of the day. Her
mother la a dominant figure in the social
life of the day and Is a world famous
beauty. In her youth she was an actress
of great charm, and waa a prominent mem
ber of Augustln Daly's Justly celebrated
stock company at Daly's theater, which In
cluded names like Ada Rehan, James
Lewis, John Drew and Mrs. Gilbert.
Miss Vivien ' Oould, who Inherits her
mother's, vivacity and charm, la a repre
sentative American- girl. She lsa fearless
horsewoman, aa might bs expected of the
daughter , of an expert polo player like
George Oould. In tennis and other outdoor
gamee she has had the excellent Incentive
of compering with her brothers, and
handles her racquet with expert ease.
Miss Oould Is an expert linguist, a good
musician, and has already evidenced the
game qualities of sympathy and tact which
have been such potent factors In her
mother's popularity.
Lord Decles, In choosing an American
Wife, la following a precedent established
In bis family by several International alli
ances, which have all been happy. Within
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VOL. I.
TUB BVHBLH BED,
A. STINGER...
.Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn postage required. Ad
dress the Editor.
NO BAD MONEY TAKEN.
NO ADS AT ANY PRICE.
New Year.
Ye Editor wishes for all his
readers a Happy New Year,
and may all the daya be busy,
and all the work fruitful, and
may health abide with each.
We bid farewell to 1310 with
no regrets. It was like all Its
predecessors, go far as we
know, full of active, bustling
life, In which Joy and Borrow
mingled. It has passed, and
ws face the New Year with
firm resolve to meet its prob
lems squarely. Msy our read
ers do the same.
MonOa
The cause of good gnorate
has been saved again. No
watch parties at the Omana
rafee. No convivial persons
eltllng up till midnight In
pleasant company. Just to Bee
the old year out and the new
year In. Nothing of the sort.
Instead, everything wilt be
closed tight.
Hoysteiers who are found on
tha street after p. m. that
night will be severely dealt
with, aa la proper.
Why should the fair name of
the city be smirched by the
oonduot of a lot of unseemly
persons who seek to reverse
the natural order of things
and sit up until I 807 Wasn t
It Just suoh bacchanalian dis
order aa that that brought
about the downfall of Rome?
Didn't the hardy Ooths and
Vandals, who sought their
beds at sundown and rose st
sunup, find the debauched
Romans sleeping off the ef
fects of staying out after
o'clock!
Why should Omaha be sub
jected to such a danger ? Who
can answer?
Let us not tempt fats by list
ening to the seductive voice
of pleasure especially when It
comes In ths guise of a lace
but per. Rather let us hurry
off to bed, that we may be up
betimes, so as to have a full
day of sunlight In which to
contemplate our halns, and
think how good we are.
Gas.
It took the Uas company a
long time to get ready, but
aa he
I can
parts of
standing
the bill looks as If the light
nlng calculator waa stil on the ' railroad
Job. Consumers are not at all
his line.
astonished at Ita else. They
are used to it.
some
wide aa
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a decade his youngest brother, the Honor
able Arthur Bereeford, married the daugh
ter of a wealthy Rhode Islander.
Lord Decles Is a lieutenant colonel of
the Seventh Hussars, and was aide d
camp to the late Lord Connemara. He has
seen service In India, and his war record
Includes the Matabele was of 1SS6, the Boer
war and the Somallland campaign, in the
latter he won a medal for conspicuous
gallantry.
He Is a member of a famous old family
with a distinguished history. They were
established In England In the days of
William the Conqueror, and Lord Deciee
Is a worthy representative of a race that
has, in addition to many other titles,, won
the distinctive appellation of "the fighting
Beresfords." -tr
(Copyright, 1910, by the J, Y. Herald Co.)
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Daily Health Hint
According to Edward '"A. Wat-man: At
night, when all the organs of the. body
are In a state of comparative reat, and
the process of repair la going on through
ths absorption and assimilation of th
particles of nutrition, ths human electric
ity which has been stored away during the
day should not only be retained, but added
to during the hours of mental and bodily
reet.
One child has more faitn than a thou
sand grown-ups.
OMAHA, DECEMBER .30, 1910.
NO COLONELS IN SIGHT
Geveraor-Eleet Has Not
Yet Named H to
Make t'p Retinue.
(From a Staff correspondent.)
LINCOLN, Dec. . (Sent
Over the B. tt M. This Time
to Avoid Charge ot Playing
favorites.)! have been de
voting my time alnce Christ
mas to trying to Iind out if
the Uovernor-tilect is to name
a staff of colonels to support
his dignity during his term
of otllce. Up to the hour of
writing I am unable to dis
cover any definite Information
on thla point.
Do not ascribe this to any
lack of diligence on my pari,
for I have tried hard. But the
Governor-tlett has been too
busy with his Christmas cele
bration at home, and has not
yet aufficlently recovered
from the effects of the fare
well reception tendered him
to give me an audience. lie
was up until :30 p. m. on the
evening of the reception, and
that is going some for the
Governor-Elect.
Adjutant General Apparent
Phelps is very ciose-iuouthed
on the matter. He haa named
HOLIDAYS AT CAPITAL
Washington Correspond
ents Bnay with War
seare.
(From a Staff Correspondent.)
WASHINGTON. Deo. 2
(Held L'p by a Hangover Not
Bo Worse.) The unfortunates
who were marooned at the
capital this week have done
pretty , well under the circum
stances. They found a very
ample supply of such things
as are needed under the cir
cumstances, and really don't
care much If congress never
comes back. Its a cinch at
that, that some of them can't
"come back." ,
We have been trying to work
up . a little war scare down
here. 1 don't know whether
It's for the benefit of the steel
truet or the powder trust, but
It looks to me as If somebody
wanted to get a real nice con
tract to furnish Uncle Sam
with a lot of guns snd pistols
and swords and powder and
ball, and to provide a few
more commlsxtons for some
folks who's like to be In the
army and don't feel like en
listing. I'm not In favor of It
myself, but of course I want
to string along with the rest
of ths gang. So, hurrah for the
war, and a couple of bansals!
A pretty big grtet of stuff
st the pie-counter works Is
the colonels who will support
his office, and that's as far
carea to go.
state that in several
the stats are hearts
still for suupreaed
apprehension which fain would
being held up Just
beat tumuiluoualy beneath the
agullettea and other doodada
that decorate a colonel's
bosom In time of peace.
Many ot these brave boys
fought and bled on the aide
of the Water Wagon and are
willing to make a still further
Bacrtflce.
Some of the older colonels
of .the service are Inclined to
the idea that no glittering re
tinue of gilt-bedlsened strut
ters will follow In the wake
of the Governor-Elect when
he cornea to be Inaugurated.
If such a splendid array is to
be provided the announcement
will have to be made very
soon, for, unless the tip lias
been privately handed out. the
colonels that may be will have
scant lime to provide them
selves with the panoply of
martial glory, essential to the
occasion.
When this great question Is
settled, then we may take up
some of the other matters that
are likely to engross the at
tention of the o ernor-Elect
during the next few weeks.
In the meantime the Water
Wagon Is making its regular
trips. Ih-E.
the riood gates will likely be
opened right after the New
Year is properly Installed. It s
hard to get a line
what will come off, but I feel
safe In saying that one
Omaha gent who used to be
on the pay roll will not suc
ceed In connecting himself
with It again.
I get a straight tip
insiae thst Secretary
who alts In front of
door at the White House,
didn't know Just how strong
a visitor from Omaha la wltn
the men higher up. He cot a
bit cocky, and the
taken up over his
the next time he
better.
Next week I'll
thing more to say
pie-counter.
Why f
One can't help
wny me sleuths and Btnell ng
commute who are now testi
fying to their dreadful discov
eries, didn't file a
against me
actually sold the
not against the chf
He Is accuaed of not
Mellen.
wiht went on behind closed
Attorney General Arthur
Mullen reminds us of what a
man who owned two mllea of
doors, where these
folks slipped in and
other lawless persons
track once said of his
ptnse beer contrary
It s not aa long aa
Looks as If something queer
lurked behind the whole
roaris, but It s Just aa
any."
movement.
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Save Your Eyes
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The time-honored saying that ws seldom
hold out poseaslons at their full value
until we are In danger of losing them Is
never more true than when we refer to
the blessing of good eyesight. It Is through
the avenue of sight that most Impressions
reach our brain, and when we lose It we
are "shut In the dark," cut off from our
fellows by a deprivation of which only ths
totally blind can understand the magni
tude. Our eyes are all Important to us,
and should be guarded more carefully than
the most precious Jewels that ever came
Into mortal possession.
Yet how often we see girls doing their
best to ruin their eyes. They have often
heard that reading In trains and omni
buses Is one of the worst things that they
can do, but one cannot take the shortest
Journey without noticing that about four
women out of every ten are trying their
eyes by poring over some paper of novel
ette, which Is Jerked aside every pther
moment by the Jar or vibration of the car.
Apart from the constant movement and
consequent change of focus for the eyes,
the light Is often very bad, and the head
aches of which so many girls complain
are frequently due to eye strain from this
cause, and to nothing else.
It Is not while they are stilt In ths twen
ties that they are most likely to suffer for
their Indiscretion, but wait awhlls, and
nature will be revenged, says Home Notes.
For every hour they have misused their
eyes, thoBe faithful servants of theirs that
did their bidding for years so uncomplain
ingly, they will pay a heavy toll, and the
"falling sight" that Is so often the trouble
of middle life will hamper their useful
ness and spoil their pleasure.
NO. 217.
PERSONAL.
Judge ' Learned wear the
same sized hat. .
Frenm Tucker says he'd as
lief Inspect milk as oil, any
how. Judge Fawcett visited
friend in Omaha during th
week.
Judge Evans of Dakota City
has been In town several day
on legal business.
Sam Rinaker was heard
from again during the meet
ing of the lawyers.
Charley I X) beck's name Is
still on the pay-roll. Some of
Charley's friends are getting
anxious.
John O. Yelsers law prac
tice has Increased consider
able of late. You can't keep a
good man down.
Ben. N Brown spent a
couple of daya In Omaha dur
ing the week. Sen. Brown saw
many xnends wnue in our
niidnt.
Hill Huseneter looked over
things In the metrop on
Thursday. Hill is getting
ready to attend to a part of
John D. Rockefeller's busi
ness. A DEY SUBJECT.
(The candidate who say be
spent only 20 cents on th
campaign was not elected.
Omaha Bee.)
A candidate, to make the run,
Should have some little sense
of fun. '
A trotter can be too light
shed
This fnllow wss a real "tight
wad."
I wonder If the man expected
On terms Ilk these to be
elected.
There's Tom and Harry, Mike
and Joe.
To be consulted, don't you
know?
You cannot ask them. Just by
rote.
To give to you their honored
vote.
The subject Is a little dry
Why not some Irrigation try?
If you would bag a lot of
votea.
Take good supply of good
bank notes
Then place them where they'll
do aome good
You'll have of friends a multi
tude. Spend lots of money spend
some more
Perhaps success will try your
door.
The man who runs on twenty
cents, ,
Is one of fife's poor Innocents.
I've never tried for office yet,
Hut If I do, then you csn bet.
I'll know that If I'd travel
far
Loose from mote caah I'll
have to Jar!
F. BEETIE.
now. but
on exactly
from the
Norton,
the Inner
matter waa
head. Maybe
will know
have some
about the
BILL.
wondering
complaint
people whn
liquor, and
of Dollca
knowing
eaintly
assisted
to dls-
to la
' 'Ksti'rr I'unc la getting the hook for
Nineteen Ten," olxwved lend Wife, pen
sively. "Tempus fidgets."
"Tempos aa the orlglnl aviator," re
maiked the T1nd Bualnees Man, reminis
cent ty, Juet as though he had been there
when It happened. "Within a few montha,
when we gase back up the corridors of
time, we will see old Nineteen Ten dodging
behind one of the columns and It will be
the funny column, too.
"If you think Old Mother fcarth la a little
dlzxy, you must remember that ehe has
whirled around !' times during the pnst
year, 35 complete revolutions, not count
ing those In Portugal, Mexico, Brasll and
the house of reprvaentatlves. It's bwn a
big year for the housomovers whoen spe
cialty Is moving reigning houses out of tne
reign, aa It were. Even the Grand Old
Party found that when the, voter's park of
burdens waa piled too high he turned out
the pachyderm. The people deolded It waa
a poor rule that wouldn't work both ways,
So they allowed a lot of rulers to rule
out of office thin year.
"A for the fat boy of Portugal, of
course he merely took a couree In Manuel
training, and now he can go to all the
new shows In - London and Paris without
the neighbors gosalplng.
"Only one tyrant was rsvoluted against
and oame out on top, and that was the
Cold Storage Trust. The meat boycott I
waa a frost on account of the trust's facili
ties for chilling everything. Including en
thusiasm. Those who eschewed chewing
oow meat later decided It was a mlfts
steak. All we did was beef about It, but
after that we didn't chuck steak.
"Most everywhere else, however, the hol
and some of the pollol were busy over
throwing caggabes, kings and tyrants.
When they weren't In the throes of a re
volt they were In the overthroes. Unoe
last you saw a picture of a 1-year-old
year wearing a long white bear the
house has plastered one on Uncle Joe,, not
so severely that.lt did him much harm,
but It will leave Its stinger In the
speaker' chair for - the unsuspecting
Champ Clark - when he comes champing
In with the triumphal majority.
"The race which furnishes our most ag
gravating Pullman porters rose to Its
aenith on July Fourth and struck the
shackles of nine million brunette persons
off the countenance of the White Man's
soap with such effect that an equally am
bitious person of the same persuasion pro
moted himself to the rang of admiral of
the Brazilian navy by the simple process
of eliminating those higher up with a re
volver. 'Even our most conservative drinkers
rebelled hard enough to crowd B. A. Po
Into the Hallway of Fame, although Omar
Khayyam Is stilt out In his tent making
Delft Blue Dining
Prettier than the stereotyped soenery
papers In blue and white for a Dutch din
ing room la a figured paper. Blue as a
background for walls Is to be avoided in
all but large room where heavy furniture
Is used. In any quantity blue, unless In Its
lightest shades, has the unfortunate effect
of absorbing light, and for that reason
must bo selected with discretion.
A paper with whit ground, covered with
large, conventional figures In outline
rather than solid, Is effective and at the
same time sufficiently light to be suitable
for a email or medium sized room.
Whether or not a border I used depends
upon the height of the celling.
There should be a bare floor, even If It Is
necessary to paint the boards. Should this
be neoesBary, a mahogany or nondescript
brown will be most desirable. Red cannot
be used and a painted floor which Is light
wilt always look cold.
A the wall ar figured, the window
hanglnga should be plain, blue and white
being combined by using two Beta, one ot
each color. A small ball fringe around
the edge add te the attractiveness.
Over these, on a aeparate small rod, hang
a get of linen, the same shade of blue as
appears In the wall.
A blue ball fringe might be put around
the white curtains and a flat white fancy
linen band at the edge of the blue.
Exercise Waist Muscles to Keep Strong
However successful stays may be In giv
ing a woman the correct figure now, she
must make provision for the future, for
If she is stout and flesh is compressed
under strong stays she later may find
that the compression may cause muscles
and cords to lose their natural elasticity
and power to hold the weight of flesh, and
should this happen a woman would rue
the day when fashion changes, as It al
ways does, and another shape Is required
for her gowns.
To obviate suob possibility exercising a
litii-. without stays will do no harm, and
perhaps may do a great deal of good In
that it will keep the body In muscular
condition, and the more the muscles are
able to do what Is required of them the
better.
It stands to reason that If they are never
used, and much of the time are compressed
under tight stays, they will grow flabby,
and with a woman of middle age once this
happens it Is almost Impossible to over
come. Ten minutes given In the morning to
muscular work, before putting on stays,
is certainly worth trying. An excellent
movement Is to try to bend from th waist,
going low, whll keeping the knees
straight. Under no circumstances ar th
knees to bend, for then there is no work
done by the hips. Bending over front,
back and sldewlse is limbering.
Any woman who ha seen skirt dancing
will understand that the beautiful posing
of the dancer is done entirely from the
waist line, and the flexibility of muscles
there enables the dancer to be graceful,
and at the same time It keeps her slender.
All so-called "kicking" of professional
Krt dancers 1 don from th hip.
Women, untrained in physical cultur do
not begin to work th muscle and cord
at out their hip and waist a rnucti as
they should, and In that faot lies th cause
of Increasingly Isrgs figures as middle ag
cornea on.
It is not well to try to bend from the
hips while wearing long slays, and Indeed
such an effort may work harm by com
:'lii.u..auiiiu njo-um UM till nmiui.
illK IlUOK."
nets while his hooks sell at a net prl e. tt
was a great year for poets, though. One
of them threw a hard look at a premier's
wife, another challenged htm to wrist slap
ping, one broke out of prison for writing
a poem, and several broke Into Jail for the
same reason. One poet reached the high
est pinochle of fame, writing "t'hanlecler"
and having huts named for It. " Neither
Shakespeare nor George M. Conan ever
had anv hats named after, their ntnff.
"The wireless proved conclusively thst a
lady typist cannot wear trousers supported
by safety pin without causing English
Judges to reach for their hlafk csp.. Plain
or garden prima donnas litt'1 ss much front
page notice as pugilists this year, and
helped coin that classic 'Who's loony now?'
Even John D. shook off the habit of en
dowing the University of Chicago.
"Prof. Halley's comio comet and aviation
gave the human head an upward tilt away
from the earth earthy. The altitude record
haa been smashed, together with a lot of
bones and aeroplanes.
"The record for flying up wss exceeded
only by the speed In coming down. Taking
the cue from th flying craze, the War de
partment went up In the air In a manner
to make the professionals Jealous. Walter
Wellman failed to fly across the Atlantis
with his equillbrator, but T. R, had no dif
ficulty In flying up Salt creek farther than
any previous heavler-than-hot-alr-halloon-Ist.
"Scandals In all lines legislative, sena
torial, cabinet and elective have been sf
copious that the kalsomlne factories have
worked night and day. Altogether It has
been considerable year." '. .
"You haven't mentioned .. the , hobble
skirt," suggested Friend Wife.
"It's unmentionable," cried th Tired
Business Man.
(Copyright, 1910, by th N Y. Herald Co.)
Eoom is Pretty
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Both aets of curtains 'should be run on
small brass rods and should not hang be
low the window sills. " They are - to be
draped back or not, as wished. A valance
on them Is optional.
If a woman Is fortunate enough to own
brasses and china which are pretty she
should put these rather than pictures in
tha dining room walls.
To light the room by candles In brans
sconces on different walls Is not as ex
pensive as it may eeem, for the branches
are comparatively Inexpensive, and can
dles, If not wastefully burned, are cheap.
If the china used is delft It must be
given a background or It will be lost In the
blue and white of the Walla. The same
blue that Is used In the curtain may be
tacked flat on the walls behind the plates,
leaving Just enough of the material to
make a border for the china.
Plate racks, of course, may be used, but
they are commonplace, and only when
costly have they distinction.
The prettiest chain for such a dining
room are those of white with tiny blue
pictures painted on " the backs. There
hould be blue lines throughout the rest of
the frames. Th seat should be rush. -
On the floor a fabric rug with plain blue
center and white border will be effective,
and, a the fabric clean easily, is not Im
practical. pressing the organs. Muscles must have
room when they are to he exreised, and
unless all restricting bands are removed
they ar better quiet. ; .
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Noodles
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Home-Made Noodles Beat four eggs until
foamy, then stir Into a quart of flour wltn
one-half teaspoonful of alt. Tills when
kneaded hard should form a soft dough.
Divide Into three or four portions and use
aa much more flour as Is needed, roll into
large circles, having the dough thin; Make
In the early morning and spread, out near
the cook stove on a table to dry. When
almost dry lay the sheets one on anothei,
roll all into a roil and with a sharp knlte
slash Into thin ribbons. Bhake to prevent
their sticking together, then spread out to
dry In some place free fiom dust. When
thoroughly dry they may be added to any
meat broth five, ten or fifteen minutes be
fore serving. They should he dropped In
carefully and not too fast from one hand
while stirring with the other In order to
prevent their lumping Into a doughy n ess
Boll rapidly. A bit of mined green parsley
or a few celery goed or leaves should be
added to glv flavor.
Noodle Soup-Put three pint of mjlk
lacking a cupful, n a double boiler over the
fire and add to it one slice of onion and a
blade of mace. Mix together three table,
spoonful, flour and the left over cold milk
beat with a fork until smooth and free
from all lumps; then when the milk In the
double boiler hs. reached the boiling point
add the paste to the boiling milk. Add salt
and pepper to season and rook fifteen
..u-uies. ou tne noodles, rook' for fix
....ulc. .onger and sen. Noodles
also be dropped Into rapidly boiling
somme, covered closely for five mi
may
oom-
minutes
ana served with any seasoning p,erreJ
EMMA PADDOCK TELFORD.
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