TTTE BKKr oMAHA. .SATtTtAY. PFilMBKi; 2. liM".
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ee'8 inP MaazirP
;i IITTLE SE1M0N IFOM HE WEK'EOT)
Boss of the Establishment S(
rWiJe That Iet
Viml Muat Oaae ta
His Horn.
BT AMEKB UA.V.
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age
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'cii OrJ.T. Jf1Sr 1 Zfe O
4ttnrtlmii In Oeaah.
"The Old HsmMTFtil" at the Briml'!!!.
'Hia Wfe s Frher" at the Boyd.
"T'lly Olson" ot ;li Kr4t
VaJdevirie ar 'he vx. e..-n.
BuriesHius at tna '..ayaty
-Tnita OI.- at the Km.
"TJir Olson. ' t;, attraction at tiie
K-nuf for the lt "hree dawj of the
week. In a miodra.-ta that .a an replete
w:th thrt'l-prtnl -ring, f.rainattc rilm.ixes
a any dyed-ln-the-T o. wt;j anil western
tram a That ever h4J a sailerv-god ;n
, thra.I. Its hero uMe.s sentiments equally
anbie and i's v-'ia.cs plan )iots retail?
fiendish. Hnirmr, there la a dif ferem. ;
i ha locals .s not fnn'Jw an J ihere a. a
u oowbnys, army officer or Indiana.
JCetther is ths aer:lne a bH.itlf-jl laily in
distress. - On the other hand tha pioi la
worked out on a peaceful farm in Minne
sota and tha hero.ne is a Sca:idinav:un
servant birt. Tilly Olson, who "uini so
yoiiy
Moreover n.inieroua touches of comedy,
aiprturuuei v and nmnrmmy avbiieu, ease
off tha strain of tha thnilers. ia ana In
stance thie pointedly applies. Tilly ia
mterrupted at her prayes by ths bud.
staked henchman of la a villain, who
comes to- kidnap her and throw her over
tna cliff t tha rocks beiow. After a ten
minuta hand-to-hajid ronCct between tha
two. Tliiy pravaiia a-id tw the wouid
ba mur'tarar bodii f out of Lba lrnlu w.
Tien kneeling- down beside tha cut aha
vary calmly aod dryly ut;era tha ono word.
A man.
Tito ro?e af tha buxom Scandinavian
:r1 .u w-ir takan b Mi Ha Anea F. Nel
aon.. Madeima Kartford. ta tha roia of
"Vothar Jffamn." a ahrew mad a acold
of tha first m:r, aucceeda In makina; ber
aatf oordiaJy- ha: ad.
4mI af 9taelam4.
'"Tna Swaateat Girl In Paria" ia endin it
' algittaentlr wealr at tha La aala Opera
bouaa at Chluaxo. arlll buidinc !ta head
trfnh aa tha moat aurcaaaful muaicaj com- :
pany ef fh aeaaon. Monday. Dnrembar X. j
4ba Aanacement nt tha playhonaa and
wwiwbf a aC tfle eornpany will oin ia fvinj j
a nirtataiaa entertainment for tha pnor
' rhildraa. Chicago. Tha party will been
at la S In tha mornin-. Ail of tha play en (
will tajta part ia aa approprtata pro- I
-aranuoa. A Chrlatmaa traa. saylr Illumi
nate, will ba aet apna tha atac, and
when the amt'enca la aiaun 1 ever Baem
r.er af It will ba banded a Chrlatmaa praa
ent T a llfa-Uka Santa Claua, imperaoa
atd r PVanela Gaillard. A number af
prominent club woman and eharty workara
ara Intareatad m thla affaF. Tha ffctata
which havl ben dlatributMd ara made out
in regulation form and ewary "hiddja" w Ulan-
fuily anCtMd to a aaat Juat aa If be or
h Tlad paid rn money tha Wax oCTce.
, ,Tliia ia tha frat. Urae that auch a party
haa baan given by a Chlcajto theater dur
ing the'hofl'Tay aeaarm and the newarapera
have bi aa apvina It plenty of attention.
V uta"r rrm Seyffertlrm. one of Charlea
Fro h man a- par prmrucera, haa returned
' frem Rjmfm. wtien ha haa aa auparvla
ir.a the seJerrlnii and ahlppln of the ooa-
-mmre w-aiH nauna aaamr pmaucuoa
Boyff-w-tlta, beclna activa work on tha
"Caanteclar" produirtiow.
. James Fa rasa, wha wrota "Tha Com--Biutera."
areea tha followrng def.nltioa of
a commuter:
"A eomrnufer ta a man who Uvea In the
suburbs. ' whoaa Joo onaatsts of rbaetng
coin In tha mty. his artfa a mere aciua:n
tanna, his ehiidi a llttia- atraagara. .his
h"t pal a Urea table an4 hi a Intimate
friend aa alarm ' clock hta horns thirtr
' seven minutes from Broadway."
'"VWTien da Owry eema tor tha body" la
me of Mlaa Mar Irwin's linaa. tearfully
rnoken I'd tha final acme ot "Getting a
Pouau." I la point reatdea In the fact that,
tn her character of a plaa sank an. reao
tuta smar of tha wear, aha la atttrasl la
aiouiaa anoni array i oa marneo.
. Tha dosing pas-fotmance of "Hla Wife's
Father" tha BVrd wiU ba qutta aa an
JnyaAla aa any- ol. tha preceding, and thla
means that they wilt be w,vil ilk ad. tor
aha atuaadi. haa nuule a hit. -Vi Sunday
aftaranaar rha Crat parformai of, tha
great rerrval of "Peter Pan ' wuT ba (Ivan.
- Mlea Marie Tempest's deaartlaa of Mr.
' rrnhman,' or Mr. Frohmaa'a deaertton of
. Mlaa Tampaat. aa tha cane may be. ta not,
aa it la staled, anamlnahta, It la t
Mr Froliman haa no play for her. At
any ra:a after alia appears at tha New
I Heater ta "Vanity F-r " tha author of
which ta her eetranired hueiiantl. Mr. Coemo
, UonianrLasnaa. sha IU ba seen in "Tha
.brtituppers." a dramat.aax.ua by Paul Kea
' tar of Andrew Caataitrne novel of tha
hum una.. This ia a stury uf vaudevtita
Ufa. ta which tha pnaipai character ia a
inch bicyclist. Mr. Kester. by the way.
LONE BANDIT R03S A TRA1M
a ark era raefn Tsmia Held r ia
flesrt at ntr af El Psea,
rt Teaaa.
EL PA.0. Dec. 3. Tha "unset axpresa.
the Soutttara Ptu-flc through paaaenger
train from San Francisco to New Or'rana.
" wa rabbad In. tha heart af thla city at
. f e clock tonight by a lona high way maa.
' Th Vaadtt anarded tha observation iar
a tt wag leaving the atantoa street at -tioa.
t vt-h tteo drawn revolvers be forced
- a porter to walk ahead of him tkrough
tie Pullman and oommaniied the passen
ger tu stand and deliver He aecured 1M
SB money and two railway tickets.
After riding leas than three blocks tha
robber commanded a brakeman to atup
tha train.
Aa tt slowed dowa ba lumped off and
diss op eared.
OYlf.3 MAN WANTS KIS SON
r-uei
Jos. Mas a of Cmpor. Kan. la dylntc
and was. a ia as b.a stta before ha so- a
Tna as so ht ne mg fnr os anew, bay
asel jsa i ita asr his pi iss no ctm:xc C.
Thss ' laid ta a krusr to The IWe frora
aa aauaesla atBtnr. w- adds that tr.s
a73ig aaa as) aisesiili i a fns arqgarty wuuia
MUSICAL PLAY
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JAMES T. POWKna.
James T. Powers la a comedian of real
anility and this season is leading a merry
throng In "Havana" tn tha delight of
multitudes. Omaha Is promised an oppor
tunity of seeing tha play and tha star and
hear'ng his great song. "Hello. Gtrla." a
11 ttia later In the aeaaon.
wilt ba remembered aa the author of the
dramatic version of "When Knighthood
iCaa in Flower." that was dans hers by
Mies Juila Marfowa,
Another af Mies Tempest' a new produc
Hons will' ba "Clothe and tha Man." which
Gerald Dn Mauri or la now presenting In
England. The thlrf new play will ba by
an American author.
Mina Tempest will ba Joined In New Tork
next week by her son. Lieutenant Norman
Lennox, who will sail from England today
to spend a short leave of absence with his
mother. Ha la a member af tha London
Rifle Brigade, and baa bean ordered to
join his regiment ha India.
Mlaa Irene Brugn will Play tha leading
roia In "Tha Impostor In London. Miss
Annia Runaeil has It In America..
Brooklyn's local entrepeneur. Corse Pay
ton, advertise thua: "Twenty-Eve acta
for 3 oents. One cent aa act."
"Tha Old Homestead will ha tha eXfer
lng at the Brandela theater for only three
more performance, tonight and Saturday
night, with a special bargain matinee on
Saturday. Mr. Thompson a company con
sist nf Edward L Hnader. Charira Clarke.
Gua Ksmmertee, Fred Clara. Margaret
Boustead. Anita Fowler. Earl Redding.
George L. Patcb and Charles Inguldshy.
Robert Edesnn wilt ba seen at the Braa
dat theater for four days, starting Sunday
night, tn a aaw Indian play, his own
handiwork, entitled. "Where tha Trail Dt
videa." The scenes of tha piece ara all
laid In South Dakota, la tha Indian coun
try, and Manager Henry B. Harris haa
furniahed a suleadid sceni mounting for
tha production. Marmee will ba given a
Wednesday and a apaetal Christmas matV
aaa oa Monday.
Tha cherua girls la tha "Jersey Lilllea
company will put forth their bwt efforts
tonight at tha chorua girt contest at tha
Gayaty, hopuig to pull down ona of tha
liberal cash Brians offered. The greatsr
the applause the better tha chance of Delng
a winner and tha audience la to ba tha
Judge. Tomer raw evening tha Edith Spen
ser Stock company will present tha drama.
"The Struggle. -
Mias Ida Blum, leading; woman of tha
J. Weiastwk Tktdiah Opera company, fcs
a young Russian Jewess, who haa bean
an an'trese since shs wa I years old.
whleh ta net so very long ago either.
When she was IT sha waa playing minor
parts in a" T.dJah stock company. Tha
luading wumun failed in Jessica In "lhy-Iw-k"
ani! ttiea HI urn wa hastily put on
the part and succeeded. Since then sha
haa been a alar of high magnitude. "Do
Plntei Jud." by Jaoob Gordon, author
of a stag vfrsiun of "Tha Kreuawr Son
ata" and of "God. Man and Devil," will
be preaomed ' Friday evening. December
O, while the powerful piay. Tha Storm
of Life." by Count Leo TulatoL. will ba
tha bill fur Sunday. December B. by Mias
Blum and her company at tha Lynr.
i ha deatrea to bestow oa hia misatng bo,
j Tha son Is thought ta be In Oman or
! Denver Ha bad no especial causa ta leave
his part that a s father dues not know
where be is. So young Mango la asked ta
cotaxnunic&Le at once with his father.
HERMANN CHARGES DISMISSED
la
Lead FVwe.4 Ta
raws Meats.
PORTLAND. Ore.. Dae 3. All charges
against Blnger Harmsaa. former aniin ass
maa and former cummisaloaar af ths gen
eral land office, growing out af the Oregon
land fraud Indictment, were dismissed ta
tha fsderai court today by Judce C. E.
Waiverton an th amotion of Fraaoa J.
Heney. tha government s special praae
cuutr Wlllard J Janes, the timber deaiar and
political worker, wa aentenued to esrve
four montaa ta tha county ;ail and ta pay
a fin of Cu JM. Tlia primary sentence tm
posed apon Jones waa ana year in tha Mc
Neill' Island penitentiary and a fine of
CM.
George Soreast-a aad a few ethers
charged ta tha primary tadictment must
at aad mal aaaia. as tha charge aa net
thesn ware ezplicittr kept oa the docket
Th Kay ta tna alCaaxLoa Bs Want AAa
Why tlekral I krlln.ii'
rn:je p.iwer ia mo-ln(t throngh the
wirid tfiee day of CTirietmaa It i the
children's time. Ah. yea. but the reet of
us are aixo anxioua now to ba cliiased with
ttia childr-n. '
'hy tin eji!eTient of the angutahml
human heart in this very aire of the
strenuous Uf? Wherefora thla momantarv
and lonc-laailn naaae In the wail and the
woe of this sinnln and Mhhlnn world nf
surs "anale!i are lit tn darK. sad homes.
In midniRiit -!! and tn matin senlce the
church aather her milllima upon million.
Tha fanfllv bworan for a fw hourn. and i
longer, in dear, dear pi are It shouid be
each da-. Frtenda are grown doubly kind
and loved ones have new love. Oh. why ail J
thla J
Again I hear I'sul G'rhardt take up his 1
Christmas minx.
All my hettrt tms ntht rejoice.
As I hear.
Far and near.
3- -tet jnu'rt voti-ea
"'"hrlet la horn." their choir are singing, j
Till tr,e air I
(Everywhere
Now with Joy ia ringing.
That Is the whol of the world-
-
k ' nnFimai mnry . i ne ota .ornmcn
iaa tneir s net ue at the time or the win
ter aolntlt e. Tin re was faet. and lights,
and wng. But when Anagar came and
preached "the white Chrtet." aa
called the Redeemer of the world.
they .
men
came Christmas to thoee hfnlghted lands.
Chrlatmaa la the mtn of Oinst. that Is
the worsbil). or st-rvtts of (Thrlat. Chrlst
ia wtthout the gospel of Christ ia nothing
but a heathen secutarttv. even If It ba In
America, or any other so-called Chrltrtian
land.
Oh. why doea the church of today many
where tend toward man-made substitutes
tor the av "Hasting grace and gifts of sav- !
. . " I
big mercy In Christ, a the imperishable :
. ... . '
word of God brings It? Why haa Christ-
ma become In many pia.:ea a Christies.
feaatr The full, ringing, saving. joy.
hrlnelne- (-ht-t.trr... ,ri c-. -.j
will unto men" baa been silenced In many
a pulpit. Santa Claua (story books were
enough for htm) hs tha place af Christ,
and tha "mystery of Godllnees" which is.
aa Paul says. "God revealed in the fesh"
is a mere memorv. This has been a result
of what the spiritually bewildered and un-
Brightside and His
BT LAFATETTK f iBK.i
Boy
"Hare's an account of a young couple
who got married In a cemetery." begins
Brtghtalde. aa the Pride of the Flat care
lessly arranges his anatomy over three
or four easy chain and signifies his will
ingness ta engage In the uplift by way of
conversation.
"On the dead. Pop." retorts Son, "my
notion of no place to get hooked up la
In a graveyard. The skirt may chase a
chap there before she gets throngh wiut
him. but for heaven's saka. Maud, let us
poor men get away at the post with some
sort of a fair start tn make a run for tha
money."
'"Soma young women have vary romantic
notions. I am afraid." musts Father.
"The dame that framed up that elaaay
little wedding party," declares ton. "had
something else the matter with her bemdea
romance when she started hubby on hta
way with a ghost dance. i?ha probably
figured If his nib had cold feet he d cer
tainly sidestep a ehilly proposition like sha
handed to him. Take It from ma, a girl ho
can put over a stunt Ilka that will coma
pretty near pinching eft tha pay envelope
every week."
"I read of another account not long ago, '
resume Father, "where a couple were
married on top of a skyscraper.
'"FTlth a start Ilka that they'll probably
be up la tha air most of tha time." believes
Son. "Maybe llttia Bright Eyas had to
get tha victim dizzy headed before he
wauld say th fatal words. Soma of the
marrying Idea that ara sprung by tha
dame seem queer until you know tha In
sula dope. Thag usually know Just about
what they ara doing ovary minute while
they lead soma trusting yap up to tha axe.
If ah haa tp get hint on the roof to make
him say 'Tea.' you can bet a aamhandwlch
there's a reason for It. Lsava It to Lucy
ta play, tha marriaga gams.
"I believe the average man I somewhat !
diffident In ragard to tha formal church I
affair," comment Father.
If a aaatar to ooaz him Into a nice, com- (
Cart! JaL" sumits so u -Tha girl that
can hang up a guy for a church wedding
haa aartainiy got him on ths mush wagon,
Nobody hs to ask who's loony now when
a llttia peach la sea dragging a coarse
maa up to tha altar tn a real charnh. The
bridegroom feels Ilka ha took a two spot
In a double deck."
"Of count, that atyta of wedding.
mark
Father, "givea tha friends of tha
bride a ehano to
of brklal finery.
aea her In all bar glory
"In a Utti town ta where tha skirts Ilka
to call out tha entire population, including
tha fire department and tha postmaster,
to show off to poor sucker who swallowed
tha book. Una and bait," says Boo. "She
gets moat ef her tu gloating over the
bunon of gin who triad to catch htm. but
svaubad their toe before landing tha pnaa.
Ha may be eniy tha head dark tn tha vii-
i lags store six daya a week, or a book-
keuiatr In a pants faciirry, but on her g ad
wedding day ha s a blushing bridegroom
and shs got him where ha s ready to eat
out of her band."
"Well." Father Interjects, "a wedding
He I fccAC you rs fkruj to t
Tsrs-t
SiaT -Cb. Dei fm ooiy mssfia
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i;i ' Mi .nd
II ana
By Ba. Adolf Knit, Pastor of
wadlah Unmuisl Lotharaa Chorea.
, thinking utyia a "cr'iilMs rhrtatianlty ."
ui n-rne imeu-iTiaiium m rmnin
wn rn I im tne rtipn or nil Tnirn into
I a Sahara if irn'Mitt nt theories and soul-
1A Sahara -if
; warping nn.railsms. It hus alwi come
from r'e t'nit the -a-1ng word of God
pr-H'hel m spirit and In truth. The rlirid
dormatizinirs
of
ir.doumatlc Chrlstlanty'
j nao! in count.ees Dumwn oeetrnyeu. tne
i very capability of yearning for aught but
j "the things that are seen and are tcm
i poral."
i A ChTi!tmas Uiat told me nothing of
' Jeeus !o'e of mnners. how He t.'iat "was
' rich became poor for our aakes that we
through hlg poverty might become rich."
, were no true Christmas. A Christmas at
have In
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Son of God freely give himeeif into th.e
....... ,. ,
death of tne cross iPhll. 2.S. were a bar-
r'n' empty "u" HchroniHrn.
Wer disappointment to the waiting and
pmylng amls and tu ail who crave Just
such an evangel, and none other. The world
needs such Christmas preaching and the
new life of fath. love and g'lod works that
only this genuine Chrtetian message can
produce.
The illusion that sin !s "an illusion. ' an
"error." belongs to that kind of thinking
"The Popular Flre for
WesWinirs Their I ju
rat Tabliud iku-tu
"t wn e oer him
Otia AT T-
day happens but once in a lifetime, and I
liae to aea voting women reuard it as an
Important evmt."
"That used to be tlio old sad story,
Governor." correct Son, "but with dear
Will Teach Music
Wtth tha object of propagating sacred
music and training Catholic young men
and women to sing it, tha Brooklyn Catholic
O1 society has been organized under
tn batrtmage ot prominent laymen anu
women of tha borough, with th strong ap-
provl ot Blanop McDonn.il and other hi.h
dignitaries of tha church.
Tha ultimata result of tha movement may
be tha doing away with paid singers
IB
Catholic church choirs.
any of whom are
. rv.e , .-
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always been choirs composed of young men
not of that faith at present.
and woman In Cathclia churches of the
borough, but ther training has been oon-
flned almost exclusively to th singing of
; hymns in chorus, and Uie church authorities
have long desired a change.
Already tha society numbers about
3W
members, and reheauala ara held evory
Thursday evening.
"Wa have met with very gratifying re
sult already," said Mrs. William O'Rourke,
ona of the active spirits, "and wa have no
doubt that tha society will In time be
come ona of tha largest and most Impor
tant musical organisations in tne borough.
Tha fieid which it intends to cover is a
very wide ona We hope in time to get
every CaUioiic young maa and woman who
haa a singing votes to Join. Training is
"Things aun t nothir.g like what
they used to be when we were
woyi!
"Na We've aliered rrie, I
J ae
gra:)iiit-a.iY
KM' i
j'd
fa. i
a the nia.uy
:r.iitr
rtit.i. as urgu . n us by scrlptura as i
a by the unavoiiiabie experiences of .
It i. a !... rn,.rtjhi twrlur re.lr.on
w .
pks re-lempt:on. but
not fr'iiTi alii
and rtghteciua
life and death
-!l vet h and
riiit before tne hoiy
through the rwteeming
riHlng of Chrlnt. who
prayeih a. ways for us ''
."hntmas brini us the joy-tiding that
liie true Redeemer is truly come. j
No mpseage equal to it ever sriunded on :
ar'h. for it Introduces all the gnjr'S'ie
.i hiev emcnt of the Skvior of mankind, i
i over the cilff-tops of eternity the "Sun of j
TiiihteniHness w'th hea.ing in its wlnga. '
breaks upon ail this world of our Key
not that ' ed ication is r"iempt:on." Greece)
and Rome disprove thai. Supreme culture )
, ages hsve bwn t;ie eras of beginning na
tional decay, in the tra-l of iMiah s time,
in Imperial Rome, in Reraisnarice. Itaiy. In
i Louis tlie sixteenth s France. Say not that
j rellslonleea mora. a redeem. The soul "with
out a God In this wnrd" Is loet. for. how
i can man pretend to stand wtthout God in'
t s,8;lt ot r,a,t and not perleh.
Pnaily j
perish.
Omana nee,I. pre, Isely the Chrlstmaa go-
1- i. Linn ui o. u.r o:e nun .iik i.v.ii
' . . .
fa.tn. a new love of k1 and man. tender-
necs. iMKriflce. clean morals, humbleness
and devotion for Chrst's sake to our
even.- day tasks ahich are often so burden
some. Vaiue social battel ment mivements
of tiio purely secular order for what they
are worth. They have a gram' place. But
wouid to TOd it couid be sounded lortii UJ
... u.o -.. .i.-i .e
"It ia he Ue-iiHi that shall save his people I
frim their stns."
With tlia boundleea "hope of Chrlnt-born
futii and In reptures of praise to the
adorable triune God. I wish with all the
church heartily to sing my Chtintma Joy.
by word and deed, in church and home and
at some dwelling of uie poor. A-i so often
in years pa.tt a.l my soul would pour Itself
into tones of peaceful Christmas Jubilation.
like as in the lovely, child-like Christmas
, hymn of Martin Luther:
j "Ah, dearest Jesus, holv child.
' 5J.a,l tJ"' b'- - "ml-fi!
A ithin niv heart, that It may he
A ,,,i,rt cuMmter kept for Thee. "
Eeno. expensive Reno. but. twenty hours
j away, she can take as many chances aa
I her kind and loving pspa will pay for. At
; that she can only get away with one
i church wedding. Tha added entries have
to sign :ti ! papers in the office of a justice
of the peace."
"That seems to me tha most prosaic of
all marriages." Father protests.
"It may be prosaic." admits 3on. "but
I it a practical and popular because It's
cheap. If your little WUllo ever get
winged when ha Isn't 'ooking. believe me,
it will be the J. P. for mine."
(Copyright, 191U. by the N. T. Herald Co.)
Ftrv Heine Baal new.
The agent of a a-ell known Insurance
Taai
,oo,. uo. n,U .o. u,. l.T,w,tnt m, mmm meat for Wf.Wo,f an(t
eaiciung uie uremen retiring inra I
scene of a small blaze In an uptown fiat
house.
"TH do business tomorrow morning," said
ha grimly, "and most of It will ba with
women who have Torxnften' their Insur
ance has run out. There's nothing Uka a
blaze on tha block to set thoughts tn tha
direction of Insurance.
"Last week a woman waa waiting for me
when I ooened mv office. Her husband
! bad given her money to take out lnaur-
I ancs weeka before and aha had apent it
! for a new hat. The night before a fir
i had broken out on the second flat above
i theirs, and, beileve me, that woman must
' have suffered tortures until the fate of the
i ,..,-. u . .tria h - .....i m. i.., .
i hou
! . .m.:i nha -h.- h i Ke.iJ. ,..a
' from a child's bank rather than confess
' her neglect to her husband."
to Young Catholics
Ul
i given absolutely free to members by
must competent trainers in tii city
The training we give to member, is not
,u am i v in un It:, huqv in i . Lin.
singing in English is a.o taught, but, of
course, ona of our main abject ia to toach
young men ta be able to sing any of tha
masses written by tha great composers."
A Yells w Peril,
j noticeu in a magazine aruua says
i tha man wtth tha thick eyeglasses, "that
I th. BrJenriste ere eel Tine rha eeeme nt hn
I " " euenasi ara getting tna germs or bog
; cno"tr trom PHTails.
j always argued that tha Chines ea-
i "uon law should be more strictly en-
forced," a
wh.skers.-
tys the man with
Chicago Post.
the stragg! y
A Holiday adaeea.
When Chnstmaa comes
It tarings good cheer;
The world is Joyous
Kar and near
Excepting when
Bv luca'a sal stroke
It happens round
When you are broke.
There Is most sadness
In a sigh.
When a.1 the world
ijoee .a.ighmg by.
Tu reaaite
That it s no joke.
If hrlstms comes
When you are broke.
T. E. L
O A LIMIT.
our iir,
'Tbeyw gfxsiUl be na buzui to
tdndnes to aclrn.
"Oh, I doo t know. Ever tr ta
U Sis off mil-"?
The Doea of tha Eeiabiishment was In
virtuous mood.
Manv t.'iliiKH had combined to make him
so lleacreeable things, af course.
' ..... i.
through his pockets not a dollar
atir-
nnar not ever a half dollar.
Like everi' other g-od American husband,
hs was "broke."
Moreover, upon leaving horns that morn
ing he had carried with him the annoying
cone. lovmneiMi of "words" wtth his wife a
few wonis. but full of trouble on Some
trivial matter, so trivial that Its details
were forgotten even though the rancor re
mained. Therefore, on bis way home in tha over-
heated train he made euuaily fervent reso
lutions.
Never again, he dete-tnlned. should tha j
celestial calm of his home be itlierurbe.1" by j
petty dinagreement. It surely must be
poanible for two highly intelligent human '
beings aho loved each other to live to- I
get her without conwtant bickering.
Tha fault, undoubtedly, waa largely at- I
tributable t the lrrexpnnetbls.
chtldinn
petulance of tha feminine mind, but per-
haps, he a.lmitied in an unusual burn of
maa-nanlmirv. there muhi K. . nou
h
, . ...
Aler dinner he confide,! the gist of th
i 4ie,. ,... .
edifying reflections ui uis wife.
"We must try to grow up. baby." he c"i-
eluded, "aiid not epoil our happine.s by
childish squabble. Let us have peace and
let's enforce the peace by imposing a pen-
alty upon the first person who breaks It-
Suppose we get a list of the penalties"
IT? to this time tha Boas' wife had Us-
wnwi to ner lord s moralising with an air
of constrained snd siigbtly cynical eour-
trsy. but at t2ie menUnn of a list of penal-
ues ner race lighted with sudden interest.
"That s a good ideal" sha exclaimed, en
thusiastically. "Let's make up the penal
ties now!"
"Ml right." said the Boas. "I suggest
that the first person who speaks a cross
word will not be allowed to look in tha mir
ror for a week."
"Or will have to stay outside in the snow
for an hour. Ha won t Uka that, will he"
she added. Innocently.
It will be noted that each suited the na
ture of the penalty to tna known disincli
nations of what waa looked upon aa the
probable next offender.
And then, perhapa naturally, each set
about Inducing tha other to give the new
household laws a practical test.
Never, surely had a husband seemed to
bis wife more exasperating! y dictatorial.
Was there ever a women, the Boss asked
himself, so frivolous, so Irresponsible, so
childish r
Nevertheless a new fear of tha new
household laws kept them punctiliously
courteous to each other for a time.
It waa nearly 10 o'clock when the first
offender under the new- law was tried and
sentenced. It l -.-ana unnecessary to
state that the first offender wa tha Bos
himself.
"I'm afraid I'll have to change my
butcher," the Boss' wife had
a 1 sent me some meat for
I n - J, u.', w... ....
i - - ........ , i n iv. i uu aiiow
I Pay 10 cents a pound for it. Ths butcher
we ii we want oerter dog meat wa must
way mora for It."
The Bobs' wife smiled queerly to herself.
oui tna xsoss aid not notice It.
"I don t think we should pay 39 cents a
j ff
Ml I
Types We Meet Every
j j
j
u
BT BOBBIE BABBLE.
i
th" ,how window s gleaming plat
She lingers though tha hour is late.
The wind is fierce, her clothes ara thin.
And, chilled without, yet warm within.
She gases on the lustrous piles
Of si Iks and velvets while she smiles
And in her playful fancy buys
! Tha choicest things before her eyea
' "No, not
To wear
not that black dress, that's to
piim
hen I go out with htm
) To sea a show tomorrow night;
; He likes me best in something bright.
I Now hers s a yellow velvet yea.
j niu mak . prey .v
ening dress.
Th price? On hundred? Let ma
Tea. you may send it C. O. D.
"I g'less that ain't the proper way.
The As tors and the Goulds would say
'Just send them oa Inspection, pleas !'
HI do It their way. TU take thee.
Send a sales parson wtth them, too.
' Sums One who knows Just What to do.
, '
The girl you sent ma once before
Wa really one loss such a bora..
"There s a big sable motor coat.
I scarcely need it. but I dot
On sable, so pleas send me that.
No. I don't like that picture hat;
Tha plumes look scant, the,ve!vet worn.
ilt looks quite poor and a.1 forlorn.
Tea. this is better, but tha shads
. A.n t worn this season, and my maid
I Wore one lost year of that same shape;
V Her taste s too bad for ma ta ape.
r
Simple Cures
i ii
c
Re.nt'y I received a large number of
.titers from young girls wha declare they
are so nervous when among strangers that
Lhetr feelings ara a.moat unbearable.
My answers to them personally have
bean unaausfavtory, I fear, because un
f jrtoi-:ly. no rules a to ovaruomlnd
sucn mlefurtuiia can be definitely slated.
And yet I thins If nervous, sens-live
girts will concentrate Clear will In an
endeavor to control Una trouble it will dis
appear. Tha mora a gtrl yields U It tha
worse tha condiuoa, I am sure.
Th first effort for a girl so affected to
make Is to rea.lz that sua ta not as con
eilcuou as ana thinas. Nervous girls are
a.ways seif-coiutcloua. and frequently
t l-i a a themselves tha center of attention
whan, often, they are not noticed, or wouid
ba but alightly did tney not attract ailea
Uua to tnemaelvea by their peculiar
avtiuu and aakwardnvsa. Ths latter is
always part of extreme nervousness.
On- upon a Cms I employed a com
petent waitress whe wa a.ways uneasy
a hen there were guests at U.e table, iuee
tlomug her fur tha reaeua of bar avldant
dlecuroCiure I found mat sns ttwugnt
1
Tt5;3css tits
TC Tri3 VP
1 pound for Woof-Woof's meat, do you"
"ked sweetly.
i The Boau hit. In fai t he falrtv rhoked
Twenty cents a pound for dog meat"'
, he tiiunderwl angrily "Ara y m craxy;
j ,in 1 y,,u kmrw that cnmparatl veir 'eve
1 n,lrn beings can afford so irmch! But t
I supiwa you don t know and don t want tn
i know: It's ail on a par with the rest ef
! v",r criminal extravagance' Do you want
10 "end me to the poorhoune?
I Tha Bass' wife flashed him a brilliant
smile.
"No." she said. "I want you to go out
and shovel snow away from the clot ilea
linea. That'a the penalty for cross woidia,
you know. And. besides, the laundress will
be here to wash tomorrow and William
forgot to clear away the walk."
Meekly and without a word the Boss
arose from" the table.
By nature ha waa vet-,- silent, particu
larly when he couldn't think of anything
to say.
His wife followed him to the back door
and showed him where the enow shovel
was.
"I guess it will take you an hour to clear
off that mow,'' she said, and then. Uka
the tyrant she waa. went bark to a novel
and a luxurious chair before the open fire.
It was perhaps ten minutes lster that
she heard a peculiar sound. It was aa
she well knew, the creaking of ancient,
weather-sprung timber ss the Bosg
climbed up Uie back porch.
She smiled, and well she might, for. wtth
wifely Intuition, she had bolted the win
dow opening from the porch the moment
sha had sent the Boss foith to work out
his penalty.
Rising stealthily, she confronted nitt as
he struggled vainly with the locked win
dow. ""Let ma n"' called the Boas sheepishly,
and without a word she threw open tha
window to her benumbed and snowbound
lord.
A sudden Clirictmau spirit took posses
sion of her.
'It's CliiiHtmaa eve." she said, "and I
'won t enforce
tile other penalty of not
looking in the glaiui for a week. Coma
here. I want you to see how forlorn you
look."
. (Copyright,
1910. by the N V. Herald Co.'
Day
The Window
Wi3her.
"If I Jon't hurry for ny car.
My transfer won't be good'. Why ara
The things I want so a.'jl dear?
They seem a little cheaper here.
My! There's a lovely near-mink muff.
I'd buy that if I had enough.
Oh, If the boss ha1 raised my pay
I could ha' WMrn it Christmas day!"
tCopyrlght. ISIU. by tha N. Y. Herald Co.)
for Nervous Girls
J
the strangers noticed her entrance a-id
exits, and th.s Idea embarrassed her. I
finally convinced her mat tha guests prob
ably thought nothing of her. and after a
tew months siia began to realize ths truth
of my Late meat, and as a result waa
Serena and natural.
If nervous girls wuuld faeL when among
their social equals, that thsy were ua-
i noticed. I am sura una shyness wouid
! leave them
, Mmw
I. a girl behaves naturally sha ' have
no trouble. Tha mailer reaily resolve
ltseif into a firm mandate: "Forget your
self." And once a girl doe forget herself
aha will be happy among strangers.
Extreme nervousness among young girls
may have lis beginning in iak of physical
strengLa. and if sucn is tha case Uiey must
be fed and must tak hea.thful exarciaa.
It Is useless to keep away from strangei
which is to natural Inclination of nerv
ous persona for habits of aolltud will only
make a aoy g'.rt doubly 'so. Therefore,
courage is to ba summoned and a point
mads of going to places where there ara
suangera For only tiuta will straagor
cease to caoea terror.
MARGARET MIXTaia,
