IT azire GST The Tired Business Man Ti'lls roml AVIfo tlie Thinned I'lMkr-tlxxtk Al BY WALTEll A. SINCLAIR. lows Heart tn F.panl. J THE BKK: OMAUA. FTiIPAV. PECEMBEfi M. 1P10. age us a I " I We. f ( Attractions la (lamht, 'The Old Homestead" at the Prand"is "Hid Wife's Father' t the Hoyd Tilly n;on" nt the Krug Vaudeville at the Otpbeum. Burlesque at the Gayeiy. Mri. Patrick Campbell opened her s-a son In New York on M .n'lai rugnt at the Knickerbocker theater. presenting "The Foolish Virgin." a piy by Henri nataliie in a peculiarly French theme. A tele graphed review of the production fays: Charles Frohman Monday prod -iced "The Kooilsh Virgin" at the Knu kernocker theater. The first aunnre i.i in-:ir tne new Irrori, drama, weieimd it witf, cor diality. 1 he l Lay, which whs wntten by Henri Batallla, enjoyed great luccnn tu Isris. It surety Is more than foolish In a girl of IK to fail so desperately In love with a man of t that he consents to become his mistress, although her tnther la a duke and ati had known only elegance and the highest standard of honor In her life up to the day she met thia man. Frankly, these characters do not possess Illusion for American audiences. To 1'aris they readily may have been absorbing. A young girl who chcosn such a course as did the dukes daughter la much of a novelty, and a piquant on at that. In the eyes of Frenchmen. But she possesses no vitality for our eyes. Neither do her as sociates. There was little distinction In the acting. Mrs. Fatr-.rii Campbell appeared uncom monly artificial as the deserted wife. Ade laide Nowak lacked the unique quality for which tha role of the duke s daughter cried In every speech that of physical distinc tion. Hut she waa a three-star Vere de Vera In comparison with Robert Drouet. who struggled comically with tha problem of tha husband who wandered with the duke's daughter from bia own fireside. Further Information concerning the en gagement in vaudeville r Charles Blge ( nw and Mlal Hajoa, and the subsequent ' detention of the man actor of the combi nation fur observation at a hospital for Insane, gives some details that add to the joyous possibilities of the situation. It Is now alleged that Blgelow'a aberration was due to the repetition of one line by the demure Meal, to which he took objection. It was necessary for him. In the course of their set. to say: "1 must dlsg-ulse myself." and she would Invariably reply, "Don't; Just stay sober." Oo to it The chief feature of the newsboys' and carrier boys' visits to the theaters during to-holiday times at the expense of the managers aad tbs papers. Is that the little haps then get a chance to aee the stag from tbe lower floor. The rest of the year they roost higher up. but the theater and It doings are not a novelty to a well regulated oewate. Miss Agnes Nelson will play Tilly Olson In a play of that nam at the Krug for the reet of the week. It Is a comedy of characters, and the star of the company Is fitted by nature and disposition for the leading role. - ' An Omaha man, who went to Kansas City on other business,' dropped tn at the Shu bert theater' to see William Faverabam and his company, and found that star at the Shnbert playing to an auditorium about as sparsely settled as was Nebraska when Lewis and Clark went up tha river. Which coincides with other stories that have been' beard of business along the open door" route. 'Tbe most recent manifestation of Mr. William Anthony Gulre's relentless lit cUnation to scourge Is a one-act piay called "The Pool Room." wherein be shows the evils of race course speculation at long distance, Billy Brady, whose stage name nowa days Is "William A. Brady, Ltd." ejlee eamee "Wllliaminorrlalnc" la about to sue a little coterie of upllfters In Milwaukee because they, published some hand bills setting forth the fact that he was about to show la that town his "Nigger" with a different cast than appeared In Be Louis or at tha New theater. It seems that "Willi am A. Brady Ltd.," has a press agent v who set forth to the world that It was ths original company, and the up llfters exposed this and proceeded far ther to take some critical exceptions to the play Itself. Omaha will be spared ths Infliction of The Nigger" for this season at any rata Vim. Lillian Nordica will make ber re appearance in New York, assisted by Wal- Uncle Sam May Seize Big Stock of Curios Salt Brought Against Duyeen Broth- j en Became of Alleged Grots Undervaluations. NEW YOKX. Dec tL-Fspers In a civil suit Instituted by the government against Duveeo Bros., dealers In antiques In Fifth avenue, were filed this afternoon In the 'United States district court by Asxistant Vnlted States District Attorney Wemple. The action la brought to forfeit practlcally the entire stock of tbe concern, approxi mating In value ItWO.ftX), because of allegov gross undervaluation of Imports. A force of expert customs men waa toda working under Collector Loeb'a direction on ths books and papers of the firm of Joseph Brooks St Co., ths English woo'en Importing company, ot which document the collector recently obtained possession, following tha bringing of charges of groi-s undervaluation ot imports made against the firm. Transactions of oilier big New Tork Importers sre expected to be revealed by the examination of the documents now In hand, together with Information ob tained by special treasury agents, who bave been working on the rase in Europe. Some of the Importers affected by the revelations have offered to settle wuh the government and It la said a time 11m. t will soon be set within which other firms af fected will have to come forward with set tlement offers or stand the chance of legal action by the federal authorities. LETTER FROM ROCKEFELLER Oil Ktaa- Asserts Hellslaw sboald Be Made Ideal eC I si- verwltr. CHITA OO, Dec. 71 President Harry Pratt Judsoa of Ve University of Chicago today made public the letter from John I Rockefeller, In which the latter made sug gestion a to how hla last donation of lie.0uo,uo te the university should be ient Iteitgioua Instruction Is ths chief aim of aalveralty life the donor provides tor. OMAHA FAVORITE lb DOING WELL ' V...':v' - LOLA DOWNIN. Lola rown(n, who was with the stock company at the Kurwood two seasons ago, and who made many friends In Omaha, Is now leading the Keith Stock company at Portland. Me. Plnce leaving Omaha Miss Lownln haa been very busy. Last season she played at Halifax. N. 8., and during the summer she waa at Peterson. N. J., and Johnstown. Pa, with the Keith com panies at those places. She has proved so popular that she has been promoted to Portland. The critics all 'speak well of Miss Uownln's work. ter Iamrosch and the New Tork Sym phony orchestra, and several other solo ists, in two Wagner concerts, en January 4 and 12, at Carnegie halL Several ex cerpts from the Wagner music dramas will be presented aad Mme. Nordica will try the experimenf of singing Brnnn hllde's proclamation to Biegmund, from the second act of "Die Walkure," In Charles Henry MelUer's English transla tion. Mme. Nordica Is giving a reception for Mme. Sarah Bernhardt Sunday after noon. Julius Oabn and bis New England circuit W iiv hiiikci scheme of things, Ths end doesn't seem to be iar away. Mr. Henry Arthur Jones says he named his new play bis seventieth "We Can't Be as Bad as All That," because names don't matter much to the public. "A good title never saved a bad play," Mr. Jones explains, "and a bad title never killed a good play. If a play has a title that suggests humorous comparisons and is a good play. It makes little dfference what people think about the title. If It Is a bad play, the title doesn't make any difference anyway, so there you era" Tha estate of Exra Kendall has been sued by Messrs. Liebler ft Co. for H"-l for damages said to have been the result of Mr. Kendall's vinous Indulgences dur ing his last tour under that firm's man agement The sum represents money re funded to audiences and ths railway fares of the company to New Tork from San Francisco after the close of ths tour. Mr. Herbert Standing has" withdrawn from his association with the performance of "The Naked Truth" because In Pitts burg last week he was slspped on the wrist by Mixs Ruth Shepley, the play's leading woman, who was fined therefor 50 by the manager. Miss Shepley Is the erstwhile leading actress of "The Gentle man from Mississippi" and of "Oo West, Young Woman." Culls from the Wire Firs In ths business district of Walters. Okl., caused a loss ot t-WU.'Xw. Mrs. Esther Deas of Montgomery, Ala., will celebrate her liMth b.nhaa on Chnat mas oay. The Illinois supreme court handed down an opinion holding the legislative primary election law constitutional. Ambassador and Mrs. Whltelaw Reld gave a d nner in Indon to the admirals, can tuns and officers of the American bal tirsh ps. Colonel William A. Gaston hits announced hik withdrawal as a democratic candidate to sui-cceu I'nited feiatcs Senator Henry 'avHi l.otie. Sknator Nelson W. Aldrich of Rhode Is- tiiu was successfully operated on at the hotisextil hospital tn NrW Vol It to reliete a strained tendon la his right hand. Oeoige Edward Waddell, known as 'Kube and a member of the Columbus, O., lum was mude the detrndsnt in a divorce suit at M IaiuIs by Mra. M1j Waddell. stir a.iegts non-support. rre;dtnt and Mra. Tart, members of the cabin.-t and prirtUally all of the offic.al of diplomatic Washington attunded the funeral of lon Anlbal Crux, the late Chilean minister Falling to obtain an Increase In wages and a t-n hour day, the expressmen be loug.ng to the New England division of the KaliTuitd Kxpressmens' union lll go on su Ike at 6 a. m. today. lVsU.flWe lnapectors and federal mar shals seixed the books Df f. Greemore Orchard company of bt. Louis und arrested Uk-orte A. unirr. general mansger of tns company, lit was charged with conduct li.K a scheme to defrsud. I'onilac Clothilde de Kol II. a Hnlsteln Frleaian cow. owned by Stevens Broa of j eriK-ol. has broken the world s sevn ilsy butter record, ivoducing 17 is pounds ein.-e r.us the record haa been Si-ii. held by Oraoe Fayne II. In honor of the aeventleth birthday arnl fernary of Joseph O. Butler. Jr., p oneer ei- I man of ounstown. O . fifty captains ot American induktry from all parts of the country iiiM at a banquet at the Union club In Cleveland last night. Tfc.e municipal explosives commission of New York City, which has Investigated Monday s disastrous explosion at the tirand Central atation which cost ten lives, re lortel to Ktre Commissioner Waldo that ft-r an inspection of the gas svstetn, "thts rommiss.on Indicated to the officers of the railroad that It will be neoesaary for th-ra o arrange to gas all thstr ara at aurue , oint outside the borough of Manhattan." fS ftx. its coUT rm won Dt r n n V'Vv J'N HCREf COLD! WHY, iOMf I M """VAnitor must j Jone has tukned V A iPE ASLEEP! 0rt THE ST6A.M.' riMwwv. V-A THE I; ..oiaa WHO COULD HAVE i Tvj n 0 (what ii Vj W,lL PE jjj I STEAM ? J Ar Jlittle MORtl . , its ?T - - ,Vj) Zli F I P 1 ''1 ffWHA1 : ,st fWAS 1 CRT- , r.V THE MATTfr; ,,NG, SWEET r rrP C(WHFLP K mama? heart no: what you mama wa r To Allay Pain of A chronic condition of ulceration of the gums and other similar ailments, with whloh the mouth cert be afflicted are apt to corns from deep heated physical troubles. General debility of the system may demon strata Itself In such fashion, so that a woman who Js constantly suffering In this way should go to a physician, as well, as to a, dentist. It is true, however, that In many cases she can give herself much relief by washes and applications which are healing. For example, oil of cinnamon has virtue at such times, and In combination with car bolic add acts hyglenlcally, without which healing would be Impossible. Another solution of ten per cent carbolic add combined with glycerine is recom mended. To make this latter two ounces of ten per cent solution of carbolic acid and one ounce ot glycerine should be uxed. To this add fifteen drops of oil of cinna mon, undiluted. Ths mixture Is wiped over The DailypBumbix Bee VOL. L THE BIHBLH BEB. A. STINGER Editor Communications welcomed, and neither signature nor re turn postage required. Ad dress ths Editor. Cosapltsaeats. Te Editor desires to extend to all his readers a wish tor a Merry Christmas and all that goes with It He thanks them for their forbearance and the continued expression of their confidence, and hopes that the glad holiday season will find each and all enjoying life's blessings to the fullest. And may ths Naw Tear come tn bright and full ot hope and opportunity for each rrcn ber of Tbe Bumble Bee Family. Precedent. Not to knock anybody, ths mayor had plenty of precedent when he took a four mouuis' vacation with pay from hla office. He's not the first one to do such a trick. Omaha people elected a man to represent them in confess; while the Important tariff b.ll was being debated, he was over In Europe enjoying him self, but drawing his salary regularly. For this close attention to duty, he waa rewarded by a popular preferential vote for the office ot I mted Mates senator. If Mayor Jim had staved away a little longer, and had paid a little less attention to business. maybe he. too, would have been promoted. laglaar. Do you thins .e hai her fingers crossed when she sang: "And I swear by all ths stars I'll be forever true?" At any rata she was a good singer before shs ever got married. Ulster, Winter began at 10 M ex actly on Wednesday momtng. This bit of real Information may surpr.se some of you fal lows who have been dignnc up for coal bills since along In October. Jim worry If you get all Maraer, If you have in mind the no tion of murdering somebody, new Is a good time to come to Omaha to do It. Juries here are Is a forgiving mood Just at present. Help, A firm already established. Is coming to Omaha to manu facture suspenders and gar ters, because It needs room to stretch. Mouth Ailments the sore gums constantly, and la extreme cases cotton may be wet with this mixture and placed on them. ; .' Also the mouth may l flnsod with this If weakened, by using ehalf - tea spoon f ul to a quarter of a cup bf -tepld water. Should the lotion arruw&j.lhe gums loo severely it can be further'diluTed with gly certne. , , Ths treatment must be continued until tbe gums are healed, 'though If marked Improvement la not noted by the end of two weeks such remedies are inefficacious. It Is of the utmost Importance to keep the gums healthy, or teeth cannot be sound, and any tendency to bleed or reced ing gums should be checked Immediately oreserious damage will result A cleansing dentrlflce which may be used at such times Is made from one and one half ounces each of sugar of milk and tannic acid, one-half drain of red lake, four drops each of oils Of mlnrand anise OMAUA, DECEMBER 23, 1910. LTNC0L3 LIVES AGAIN Two Years' Somnolence Broken and Lively Haatle Apparent. (From a Staff Correspondent.) LINCOLN, Deo. it (Spe cially Sent Up Over the Rock Island. Just to Make the B. A M. Jealous.) All Is hurry and bustle down here, for we are getting ready In anticipation of the presence of a number of visitors from out of town. HOLIDAY OF HITCHCOCK Gotham W ill Get Him Tills Tisae for the Wild Life of a Society Maw. (From a Ptaff Correspondent) WASHINGTON. (Special Grapvlne.V The Ber tie Hltchcocks will spend the holiday a In Gotham; there's so little going on out old Omaha, yon know; and the fences are all fixed up for a little while, at that I hnve Once In two years this place takes on signs of real life, and that time Is nearly at hand now. Johnny Miller's tavern has been thoroughly swept and garnished, and looks like a real nice place to stop now. Lave Thompson's hostlery has also bad a going ovw, and will look Its beat when the visitors come to town. Bud Lindsay aay a he hopes to see some body around his place, but he len t counting a whole lot on It. It's not true that the folks down here are worried about the matter of having the ca.pl tol taken away. All they are afraid of la that It will not be token away. Toe old shack Is l.kely to melt In a rain storm at any time, and Lin coln folks would like to see It go to Kearney or any other old place, to make room for a nice new building that will look like something, and fit Into the plan of making a Lin coln Beautifai as well as a Lincoln hure. Understand that tne Ashton Fhallenbergere are thinking of moving about the first of the year. Their lease haa run out on the house they have been living In out on II street It Is reported that the Chet Aldriches from David City are going to take tbe place. Quite a scare was experi enced by the representatives of Lncoln's most !iiionant industry, when It was re ported that the Rrgenta of tha Unl were going to recommend removing the school to the state farm. Having gotten a vote against this, the board-In-? hou-e keepers and the real estate sharks returned to thetr regular occupat.on of trim ming the students and ths state. heard that maybe the Ne braska legislature may ahow Itself curious to know. It it does, then a trip may be made to the old homestead after the holiday recess. Noms Brown Isn't proud; he'll spend his time with the home folks so that he may get a line on Just what Is being said Can't learn every thing In Washington. John Kennedy has been en Joying the privileges of an ex" around the capltol build ing for a few days: seems to know his wsy around, too. Postmaster McCartney of Nebraska City says he never heard of Btelnhart; wonder who he Is? It President Taft doesn't get a corking good Judge for tne circuit bench In place of Wil lis Vandevanter. It will not be' because he hasn t had plenty of material' to choose from. The presldont never dreamed that so much high grade legal abll.ty waa looae In the wen. The unanimity of the Ne braska members of conrress on this point is almost affect ing. One wanta one man and one wants another, all the way down the line. Myron Learned is the only Nebraska aspirant w ho hasn t the support of a Nebraska senator or congress man, whloh ought to be a dis tinct ssset. Just at presrnt- Pennaylvanla avenue has be come accustomed to Senator hurkett's bg green auto, and Is now looking longingly for tbe day when Champ Clark will cut loose with that mule team. I can't get home for Christ mas this time- BILL. Jlerve. What do you know about Bill Huseneter? Gets a fat Job. and then kicks because the governor-elect nsmed his stenographer for him? Huh, B'll ought to tell the governor what Jim Harkler told Tllford Wheeler: "Who In h -1 are you?" snorted County Chair men Hackler to his protege, 'You're only the canrt.dale." Malone says; but wh v about what Jim says? own a locker, you can you want. IKE. Thrifty. Hon. Lowbeck la showing that quality of thrift which has marked the rise of many of our noted clt.iens from ob scurity to affluence. He is not letting go of one salary until tha next ona begins. No hia tus in tbs pay-day Is his motto. Willie. Onlv two more days. Willie, and then you can cut her looe again. This Christmas reform Is a dreadful strain on you. but It will soon be over, so hold out til! Monday morn-tag. seed and three drops of oil of neroll. These Ingredients must be mixed, and strained seversl times to dissolve the lumps. Use morning and night. ' A tooth brush when the mouth Is sore must te chosen with care. The bristles should stimulate the surface without Irri tating It More than one case of chronic bleeding gums has originated in the con stant use of an over stiff brush. Brushing the teeth with table salt once In two weeks Is thought by some to be an excellent preservative- Salt la cleans ing and is applied as any tooth powder. rinsing ths mouth afterward. Glad Season. The Janitor Is courteous now. The bellboy, too: Obsequious Is the barber's bow When he gets through His fussing o'er your raven hair, On every side Tou meet with truly loving care At Chrlstmastide. The bootblack piles a busy whisk On unseen dirt. And everyone is prompt and brisk And never curt. Politeness la with all the rule. For they ahem Devoutly hope and trust that Tula Remember them. NO. 216. I PERSONAL. Judge, Learned is still doing business st the old stand. Ralph Breckenrldge made a mighty good run, anyhow. iu titer will be some post 1C. S master at that Watch him. T. J. Nolan expects to have some business at Lincoln next month. John T. Yates doesn't mind in poky being Santa Claus. but hs In sists on some other man wear ing the whiskers. Dave O'Brien asks us to State that he has no Intention of flying in the Baysdorfer air machine. The auto Is good enough for Dsvld. Big Chief Dick Jordan donsn't seem to be worried be cause the Indian supply depot iim warn t in tne bouse bill, lick baa seen that play too often. John Grossman got a pack age delivered at this office last week. It wasn't fcanta, Claua that sent it. iiu.r John says It's great to be one oi tne lawmakers. Isapadent . Insinuates that Mayor Jim and boss lorn, ana Big p&o might better have served the city by staying at home and trying to earn their aalariea last sum mer, has none of the elements ot patriotism In his composi tion. What does be think a public office Is for, unless It Is to give a man a chance to get a better one? At that, aome of the cltlsens seem to think the money would have been well spent If the public off cials complained of had stayed away alto gether. geared. Joe Baldrlge's f.ight east for a bride has thrown a dreadful scars Into the ranks of Owiaha bachelore. Joe was thought to be fire-proof and copper riveted In his bold on oel.bacy, but now that he has fallen a victim to the little archer, who will be aafe? Rumor hath It that Stocky Heth, Ot Baumann. Will Pease, Buckingham, and a few others are threatening to take out Lloyds' policies against snythlng of the k nd happen ing to them. Droatk. An unprecedented drouth Is reported as prevailing In sec tions where such s thing was never heard of. The waiter looks solemnly at the maa who asks for tea. and tells him It's after I o clock. White. Christmas will enough, never fear. be white "Well, the sending Is all over and I'm glad of It." exclaimed Friend Wife. "I'm Just about worn out getting presents started and I don't think I'll ever try to do It again." "Never-until next year." added the Tired Businesi Man. "We all swear It and keep our prviuue until the next time. We fel tired when the excitement Is over and the bank aeenunt looks like an ele phant had stepped on it. hut we are like the old topern. we go hark to It after year on the grouchy wagon. "We must have our selflnh pleasures each year, the wild Intoxication of plunn- ' ing In and splurging around with our , money Just as though we coutd afford It. ! For a month. If we're systematic and far I gone, or for a week or a few days If we're forgetful, we Indulge this selfish pleasure of making ourselves believe wr are the most benevolent things that were ever put on this mundane mudball. AVe do It to fool ourselves Into believing we are liberal, thoughtful, generous, and In that way make up fur all the cussedness and close flstedness of twelve months. Of course. It's only a passing fancy, a ecrt of delirium which catches us and whirls us along, dripping money at every pore. Would we go to all this extent if it were not for the keen delight of think ing how this or that Is going to please somebody else? Not at all. Inutead of treating our tummies, as with a fine meal, or our minds, as with a fascinating book, we give our poor old selfish natures their annual Immunity baths and then sew them up In their woolly wrapplngc for another winter of discontent, to aay nothing of spring, summer and fall of unlimited . grouchlness. "We sop up a lot of guff about how we do good at least once a year at Christmas time, but we don't admit that we do the good to ourselves, that we wouldn't go to all that length Just to make somebody else feel happy, but merely band ourselves a large shining medal of appreciation and go around for a week wondering If our halos are on straight. "Why not extend this atmosphere of geniality and appreciation to receiving as well as giving. AVe might In time make it blessed to receive. Instead of crtlc.alng, at least mentally, the presents when we open them up Christinas morning, why can't we realise that the giving of them caused somebody else to feel Just about as self-elated as it did us to give? We m ght stop and consider that Brother Bill felt e . "Wholesome Suggestions for Young Brides She Is a pretty girl, a little conceited, thought not unpleasantly so, and she had a sweet disposition. The bump of tldin.s and system haa not been strongly de veloped In her, In spite ot her mother's efforts, and shs Is sbout to be married. Whereupon her grandmother, who Is a wise "told person, talked to ttis prospective bride In this way: She Is a stupid girl who doesn't have some degree of hspplness In her marriage. even though It will not all be cakes and ale, as she naturally thinks. I call her stupid who Is entirely unhappy, because In some wsy she has herself to blame. No man Is perfect, and few women are, but a woman Is far keener In reading human nature, and It will not take a wife long to keep ber husband's best qualities In evi dence, rather than his unpleasant ones. Of course, I am speaking now of a man who la not all brute, and fortunately there are not many of the latter. - "But a wife won't develop the best of her husband unless shs makes the effort, and she should regard It as a matter of self- preservation to do so. "Tou try to please him now. In your en gagement; don't think because you have married him thst you rsn stop trying. And an Important point to remember is that when a man's home Isn't made at tractive he can always find some other place which Is. You are marrying a man who can give you a simple home, but you must do some Daughters of Olive Thome Miller is ths pen nama by which Mra Harriet Mann MlUer has en deared herself to countless readers. Her booka, with their wholesome Influences, cir culate from Maine to California, and are reprinted In London, whence they drculate wherever English Is spoken. Mra Miller was born In Auburn, N. Y. 8 he was Harriet Mann, the daughter of Seth Hunt Mann and Mary Holbrook, and member of that sterling American family which produced the great educator and re former, Horace Mann. In la&t Miss Mann married Watts Todd Miller. It was not until after twenty-six years of married life, and when the mother of a goodly sised family, that Mrs. Miller published ber first book, called "Nlmpo's Troubles." Her second book, published In ISM and entitled "Little Folks In Feathers and Fur," Is ons of her most popular works. A long succession of books havs followed from Mrs. Miller's pen. Their very titles, evidently chosen with great care, bave lured Innumerable readers Into an Interest In bird lore and other forms of nature loving. "Little People of Asia," f Fads of Women J It seems too bad that Fashion should de cree narrow, skimpy skirts, short coats and velvet as a fabric all in the asms season. Ths skirts are so Ughtflttlng that It Is Impossible to git tn them without crushing the nap and, of course, the short coat reveals damage such poaltVnna cause. Were the ooat long. It could be lifted when ths wearer sat and would, of course, eonceal the crushed skirt when walking, or If ths material were only cloth Instead of velvet. As It It, there Is nothing to do but to raise ths nap every time after wearing, unless a wutnan makes a rule to bang to a strap Instead of sitting In ths car. Who would not wear a pretty tea apron when such a dainty Uttls accessory can be bought for twenty flvs cents? The aprons are small In sirs, rounded at lower edge and are trimmed all around with self frill, edged with val lace. Lace trims tha small pocasc "SELFISH." smugly Joyful when he wtil th parlor grass mower, or Aunt Marta expanded with happiness when she forwarded the slippers that don't fit or are not fit as the case may be. or thst even wifie rndlsted w'th Inward Joy when she bought those cigars at a boiled New England dinner Karsue. because she never overindulged In good cigars and didn't know any hetter. Or the nerktfe that Sister sent from the oM town where nobby gents' stylos deprnd up-n their detonat ng quality, we might stop snd remember that the giving of these pleased them Just as much as the culled gifts en thused us when we looked them over before packing them and solllonulTed on what paragons of generosity we were. "We could extend our blesscdncKS of re ceiving to the mail carrier who totters up In the dark hours late Christmas eve, loaded like a horse, or to tiie expressman who wears the Jaunty air of a man who has taken h'.s belt in several notches. We might even slip him a cigar or a kind wotd or even a piece of money. We might we might not say, of couise. thst we are going to be so rash." "I did not get you cigars or a necktie." doclared Friend W!fe, agprievedly. "I suppose that beneath a smiling exterior you hide a fattened opeketbook." "The thinness of the iKickctbook allows the heart to expand." replied the Tired Business Man.' (Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) of the work In It yourself. That Is. as It should be, for you both are young and your Income will grow with the years. Do your part at home as your husband does downtown, but never permit yourself to become a mental drudge. I think one of the hardest problems a young woman has to combat Is preventing herself from growing dull. ' She Is cut off !! day from topics that are mentally stimulating, while her husband is among them. "He grows, after a time, to know pre cisely what she will talk about when he goes home, and If she keeps this up too long he becomes bored and companionship between them ceases. So keep the mind alive! "You are not a tidy person about the house or yourself; make yourself so. No house Is attractive which Is not orderly, and no woman, however fine she may be. will be given credit for It if she la careless In the way she drsses at home. "It Is not to be expected that you will think now that I am right, but after a time you will see my theories demon strated. It is characteristic of American marriages that the man develops all the time, mentally, and frequently prospers financially, while his wife, In charscter and mind, does not. Don't follow this too common path; keep on developing your self, so If your husbsnd becomes a million aire you will be Just as reedy as he Is for the position of wealth and social power. "You can't do this without trying," ROSANNA SCHUYLER. Well Known Men "In Nesting Time," "Four Handed Folk." "Upon the Treetops," "Krlsty's Queer Christmae" and the other Krlsty books are among the favorites in her long list. Mrs. Miller was among the first to arouse Interest In the women's club movement. She Is a practical humanitarian and her Interests are worldwide. She is a member of the American Ornithologists' union and the Linneau society, and belongs to ths Barnard. Brookly Woman's and the Meridian clubs. Mrs. Miller spent many years of her life In Brooklyn, where she lectured before the Brooklyn Institute of Arts and Sciences. Since her husband's death she has lived In southern California with hsr daughter. Miss Mary Mann Miller, who Is slso an authority on bird life and who, during her residence In the east, conducted bird classes at the Lake placid club, Llewellyn park and other locations favor able for close observation of bird life. lls Miller has been at the head of her mother's household for several years and la her mother's constant companion. (Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) r Gentle Cynic ii J The trouble with whisky Is that ths bad kind Is too bad to drink and the good kind is too good to keep. When your friend calls himself a fool It Is better to disagree with- him than to loae Ma friendship. Many a man roba Peter to pay Paul, and makes them both suffer by the trans action. Lots of people are bubbling over with enthusiasm, but bubbles don't accomplish much. A man takes almost as much pleasura In keeping a secret as a woman does In tell ing one. Some men are so bard to pleass that they wouldn't even be satisfied to be ths coroner of a dead town.