Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 08, 1910, Image 6
Tlfi: BKE: OMAHA. THURSDAY. TECEM1YE11 B, 1010. The OMAHA Daily Hr.v: FOl.JJJKI BY KliWAIID HOPKWATEIl VICTOK rwSEWATER, EDITOR. Kntered at Cwnaha postofflce aa second class mutter. TKIIMH OF Ht'BSCRIPTION. Wiinday Bee, on year Saturday Hee. one year $1 . liy He (without Sunday). ona year..64.w) i 'Uitx Bee and Hunday, one year VKKh-l I'T CARKIKR Kvenlfg !- (without Sundayl, per week oc Kvenlng Bee Hh Hunria 1. per week. ...Wo Iaiy liee (including rt'inday. per week..l.c 1 tally Bee i without Sunday I, per werk..Wc Addreta ail complaints "f Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Uepartment. OFF1CKS. Omaha the Hee building. Booth, Omaha North Twenty-fourth fctteet. Council Bluffs -15 f-'cott street. I,lnculn Uij Mttle Building. I hicago lots .Marquette liullrtlng. New nrk-Kooms U01-U2 N 34 West Thirty-third fetrert. , , W asliliigton-;;.. Fourteenth Street, N. W. t'ORHtSPONUKNCE. 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Dally Average. , 1,305,45- 43,818 TZSCHUCK. Treaaurar. lilUO. H. Subscribed In my presence and awofn to betura nid mi 0tn oay of November, 1910. it. f. WALKEU, tboal.) Notary Public tabecrlbera leavlnu the city tern perarllr akonln nave Tka Bmm mailed to them. Address will That iath Tub trust should not he given an Immunity bath. v Dr. Cook has at least made the re markable discovery that the truth is belter late thau. never. "Every dog hag his day, but the nights belong to the cats." The poker kittles, for Instance. ( ' Jealous Senate May Hinder Taft," saya a headline:' Yea; It might make the predicate even stronger. The Brooklyn Eagle claims the fast est gas' meter11 for that city. y It has never paid gas bills in Omaha. 'indicting the Bath Tub trust may affect the future, but is it going to help those of us who have paid for our tub? A Chicago lawyer resists two rob bers and Is knocked v senseless. It takes a senseless man to resist two robbers. Should l)r Cook fall to get the balra of public forgiveness, the price he receives for that story will doubt less ease his pains a little. Purity In .moving pictures is a con summation devoutly to be wished. But it took the city council a long time to get under headway. - . The Chicago, Inter Ocean says Na - poleon was a man of action, "nothing more." That was about enough hi the time Napoleon was acting. The erudite editor of the Omaha Double-Ender : flnda no consolation in the president's message. This is cer tainly a Justification for the president. During November the uteam shovels at the I.'nloii station retm ved 56 M cublc yaida of dirt. Kansa Cltv Star. That's nothing. On one day in No vember the Bleu in roller beat that. The "Can't-wln-wlthout-Bryan" sen timent ha seized the democrats again and Is said to have been responsible for changing the nature of that Balti more meeting. Mrs. Russell Sage proposes to limit her model town to 1,600 families. If it were not for that restriction she might Just take Omaha and save the expense of building. The Sun Francisco Chronicle saya Dr. Cook is on deck again. No, he is not; he is at bat. The Springfield Republican la on deck, with the king of Denmark In the hole. Another good reason why Ban Fran cisco should have the Panama expoal tiou Is tbat all the west is for it, and as the west is doing to much for this country it ought to get what it wants. it may be that those land baron prisoners at Hastings have not, as re ported, the luxurious appointments in their. cells, but. Just the same, a Jap chef ou the outside la a little more of a luxury than the average law-abiding man bas. Muybe the land barons will behave a little more like prisoners and a little 'its !iVo lords of the unlverae, now ' of the Department of Justice Is .licking into the Heatings Jail scandal. The time will come when an armor ot dollars will not serve to protect a con victed criminal. Ship Subsidy. ( The wisdom of a direct ship subsidy j as a means of building up our marl-i time Interests has not sufficiently com mended itself to all classes In this coun try to warrant favorable action soon. Apparent as seems the need for ships to carry our own commerce, there Is still a very deeply-Intrenched feeling that ship subsidies are discriminatory In character and not essential to a merchant marine such as this govern ment should possess. The New York Journal of Commerce, itself, is not only against ship subsidy, but takes the radical position that the best Inter ests of the United States do not even demand a national merchant marine, and, going further, it declares that it is not essential that this country look to the building up of foreign trade with, for instance, South America, or with any country, for that matter, half as much as it should look to the de velopment of interests at home. Denying the assertion of our min ister to Argentina tbat American merchant marine and banks abroad would promote American trade in for eign lands, the Journal says: We possess a broad section of the most favored continent on earth, prolific of r? aourcea and opportunities, only partly de veloped. It las required and eilll requires moat of our energy and capital to keep up the process of development to meet the wants of an Increasing population, and even If the process must be slower the gain from It, Is greater than can be had from exploiting distant oountrlea or sup plying the means ot exploiting them, and that fact would keep the money and cap ital working mostly at home. We doubt if this sentiment Is quite representative over the country and yet it comes from a source that de mands a serious hearing. It goes to show how far from coherent is our national mind on this important sub ject. It does not seem to us that either establishing banks or branches abroad or building up a strong merchant marine is necessarily ex ploiting "a distant country or supply ing the means of exploiting it." If an Inferior nation can maintain a mer chant marine that can carry our freight at very low rates and make a profit, why is it that this nation, with its wonderful resources, cannot main tain ships under the American flag ca pable of carrying its own commerce and of building up foreign trade, which, of course, the foreign ship does not do for us? - President Taft In his message to con gress directs attention to this need, reminding congress that unless some action is soon taken the completion of the Panama canal will find this the only great' nation without a commer cial fleet of its own. Of course, one objection persistently made to the di rect subsidy is that it is no more fair or necessary to this private Industry than any other. Another objection is that the subsidy would' very likely fall into the bands of rich and powerful ship owners, who ought, without any such artificial stimulus, establish and maintain this trade. We believe it is possible to carry on a successful mari time trade without large financial help from the government. Bath Tub Trust. If one-half of what the government charges agalns the so-called bath tub trust is true, it is one of the most merciless and far-reaching combines yet discovered. The nature of such a conspiracy Is both general and specific, touching the people of every class. The lamentable, fact Is that such somehow seems to be the case with every trust. It is apparently easier to form uii blnatlona about articles of necessity than any other kind. This is obvious, of course, for if articles were not of ' ... . ... scarcely be worth the while of the large aggregations of wealth that grow pow erful by cornering markets. The government appears to have constructed a firm basis for its case. It presents evidence that Is national in its scope and, if reliable, so pertinent to the Issue that one looking on from the outside would at once conclude tnat a conviction were not by any means impossible. The government has in its principal witness one of the Inside factors in this combine, whose testimony will prove the more valu able because he is a reluctant witness. To hlra, it is understood, immunity has been promised. If his testimony is as strong as it looks to be, such a promise may well be made. His con viction, since he is not one of the re sponsible heads of the trust, would not satisfy the ends of Justice, any way. It does seem that the govern- mufit KhnitM ha aMa In thla naoa tn ... , . ,. , , v lzatlon can secure an official in posses at the men "higher up" without serl- ... nf v.. -t. . ous difficulty, though, of course, they i will fend off the attack from them-1 selves as long as possible with the lit' tie fellows lower down. montana uoin? to Extremes. i Montana is one of the western states that was caught up In the vor tex of tha late political reform hya- terla. Whereas, in former days things were as free and easy in tbat state as they had ever been anywhere in this country, since this stotm broke they have been about as tight as in any other state. The auti-paas reform, one of the best in itself that we have in herited from this genual movement, it so rigid in Montana that not even ' railroad nieu may rlJe without paying cash fares on the lines that employ them. Uut now come the democrats of Montana, who have captured the legls- lature, with the proposal to elect former Senator V. A. Clark to the I ntiei aiates senate. it mey carry out this plan one will hsve a right to question that party's eiuterity la any of the reforms, for Senator Clark la one of the most conspicuous ultra-reactionaries ever In political life. He (was the direct descendant, the type and the mould, all in one, of this former era of the "open door" In poli tics. And this period came to its cli max in his state when he was elected to the senate after that memorable contest with his old-time rival, Mar cua Daly. Everything calculated to make the wheels of a political machine run with faultless precision and alac- ! rlty was turned loose in Montana in those days with prodigality unbounded. In addition to the Clark school of politic Is the fact that he became noted as an absentee member of the senate during his former term, Just as he is now and for years has been noted as an absentee citizen of Mon tana. He really resides in New York and it would be a travesty to send him to the senate from Montana. It is such as this that forces the conviction that the recent democratic victory was a powerful triumph of bourbon poli ticians. George B. Tzschuck. The passing away of a good man is always a matter for regret. specially is this true in the case of George B. Tzschuck. Mr. Tzschuck was long identified with the growing interests of Omaha in an unobtrusive but effective way. As treasurer of The Bee Publishing company for more than thirty years he rendered a service to this paper, and through it to the public, that is beyond computation. He had many interests outside of the publishing office In which he spent the greater part of his life and his busi ness and social relations were such as testify eloquently to the high charac ter of the man. Universally esteemed and well beloved by his associates, this quiet man will be missed far more than one of greater show and less in fluence. His life was a fine example of effective industry and accomplish ment and his death fs not only a cause for sorrow to those who enjoyed his friendship, but a loss to the comma nlty, which Is always a loser when a good man goes on ahead. Effects of Insurgency. "Judge Norrla again raises ti-e banner of 'insurgency' and propoaea to rip things up as soon as congress convenes Such a pol Icy ought to be of great help to the dem ocrats. It will prevent the enactment of any serious constructive legislation by the republican party and leave all matters of Importance, except the appropriation billa, over to the body that will b directed by Champ Clark and his cohorts. Such a com mission is the logical end of Insurgency. -Omaha Bee." Has The Bee read the election returns to so little effect? An election has Just been held which the republican party lost in standpat territory and won where Insur gency had thrown off standpat chains. In Nebraska a republican for the aenate and at least one republican for the house were defeated because; they were not Insurgent enough to suit the people- Meanwhile Con gressman Norrla was multiplying his old majority NO times. The democratic gains would obviously not have occurred had. In suiKency been In complete control of the republican party. How Insurgency Is i "creat help to the democrats" Is not man Ifest In the election returns. On what con trary evidence The B oan make deino era Ho succeca "the logical end of lnsur gency" we cannot Imagine. Of one thing we can be sure. The Bee can "be of great help to tho democrats" In Nebraska by continuing Its fling at progressiva repub licans. Lincoln Journal. Exactly so. Whenever a republican candidate failed to "inaunge" with sufficient vehemence to meet the ap probation of the so-called Nebraska ' insurgents they voted for a democrat It is unfortunate that these alleged i republicans for a long time have pre ferred an out-and-out democrat to an out-and-out republican. If proof of this were necessary it is only required to turn to the official vote of Lancas ter county, which gave an average plurality of above 2.000 for repub lican candidates on the state ticket, and then turned around and gave a majority of more than 600 for the democratic candidate for congress, de feating the republican candidate by 300. In other words, 2,600 Lancaster county republicans voted for the dem ocratic candidate for congress in the First district because the republican candidate was an openly avowed re publican and not a so-called insurgent. The Nebraska Postmasters' associa tion seems to have become an organ ization for the perpetuation of incum bents In office. This takes the matter entirely out of the hands of the presi dent, the senators, the postmaster general, the Civil Service commission and all other agencies, but it remains to be determined whether the organ- oivaa J a waiiw aa jci 'ciuili It it can, the question Is solved. i The discussion of city government , started by the Ad club should be fol lowed up. Omaha citizens of all classes are deeply Interested in the quality of city government, and what ever changes are to be made in order to secure greater efficiency In admin .Bratlon shou!d be thoroughly ad- justed before being admitted. The city has suffered sufficiently from ex periments. 1' That the revenue Of Nebraska rail- roads has Increased almost four and a half million dollars on interstate business during the time that the re- EtricUve and regulating laws beve been In effect is excellent evidence of the wlfdoin of those laws as well as a fine showing fur the prosperity of the community. The Joiut debate between the health j corannaaiourr uu i'-"-- ,U"BC j yeuia. and was defeated at the recent over the garbage ordinance is not.prlmary tor the congressional nomination leadiug to a aolutioo. Instead of re-on the democratic tckL crimination and accusation the au thorities t-houl'i get together In consultation. A reader of a Chicago paper de mands to know of Salome, which she defends. "Why Is the dance called dis gusting?" It requires something really out of the ordinary to shock the Chicago serine of propriety. . Let It be understood, however, that the Richmond Times-Dispatch did not admit that Dr. Cook was mistaken un til the doctor got highly paid for that magazine story in which he declared he was. (rent Idea In Action. Washington Post. Omaha cornea out every once In a while with a great Idea for the country to copy. t proposes now that all girls graduating from the high school shall make their own graduation gown. Tbat'a practical educa tion for you! Or Important Difference. Philadelphia Ilocord. There Is one Important difference between hia national administration and Its prede cessor. While the Taft adm1nt!tration Is making heroic efforts to save public money, Roosevelt's tried to see how much it could spend. t pholdla the Kla. Baltimore American. The American sailors in France won a foot ball game aalnst a team of French sailors. Naturally, that was a foregone conclusion. They could not, with their sense of duty to their Tag, lose In so peculiarly national a contest. Hack to the Simple I.lfe. New York World. General Simon Bollver Rukner. candi date for vice president on the gold demo cratic ticket In 1896, now Uvea In the log cabin In Kentucky In which he was born and at eighty-eight says he Is the happiest man In the world. That Is a fine testi monial as to the virtue and happiness of the simple life. MoTlnar la night Direction. Philadelphia Record. Ouilt la peraonal. Judge 8 peer of the United States circuit court, in charging a Georgia Jury, declared the time had enme to quit attempting to punish transportation companies for criminal offenses by fines paid out of their treasuries. Officials who break the law should be Jailed, when con vlcted, as the law provides. ;(! la Personal. New York World. The t'nlted States circuit oourt of ap peals lias affirmed the jail sentences In the case of two offieiala of the turpentine trust convicted of violating the Sherman law. This la the one trust In which the federal government has adhered to the principle that guilt la personal. The conviction was secured under the Taft administration, and If the president la determined to en force the anti-trust law effectively he will deal with other trust offenders as he has dealt with the officials of the turpentine trust. AREA Al rOPL'lLATIO!. Plentr ol Room on Earth for Millions Yet to rone. Washington Poet. The I'nlted States ha at the present time some 64,000.000 InKBltnjits. In view of which the recurring question of how they are an to be fed and clothed, comes up for consid eration. Are there enongh broad acres to support them? And how long will It be before the Increase each decade, which has jumped from a relatively scant 3,0n0,000, be tween 1M0 and 1830, to 11,000,000 between 1900 and 1910, will scarcely leave standing room? There are serious questions, but, happily, the etatlatldans fhrnlsh still larger figures of land area, that are calculated to allay alarm. While tha population has Increased ninefold since 1820. the area of tha country haa become four times greater since 1800; and Ss all of the acquired territory was practically a wilderness when obtained. It afforded an open field for settlement. Of the main habitable divisions of the world, Africa Is the moat thinly settled, with an average of eleven Inhabitants to the square mile. Those who have read Da Qulncey's opium ridden visions of the over- populated ee.Pt have been oppressed with a sense cut the teeming millions there. Yet Asia, with her KAOOQ.000 souls, has land! enough to give a square mile to every sixty Inhabitants, while ICurope, with her present population, must place 110 within the same limit. This country can still distribute thirty-one of Its cttlsens to each square mile of territory, In order to provide for all, which la just about half the proverbial forty acres, without the mule. And as for standing room, the human race could gather together within an area far more re atricted than might at first seem possible. The entire population of this country could be placed within the District of Columbia, and then have more than elbow room; In fact, each citlsen, large and small, would occupy tha centor of a square five feet on a ride. It is probable, then, that the human race will have plenty of good aoyd earth for a long time to come, and that we need have no fears for ourselves nor for the millions yet unborn. Our Birthday Book. Beoamber 8, 1610. Joel Chandler Harris, better knows aa "Uncle Remus," was born December S, l&tn, at Eatonton, Ga. Hia most popular stories are those illustrating the folk lore of the southern negro. He was at one tme editor of the Atlanta Constitution and died ubout a year ago. Robert Collyer, the blacksmith preacher, Is 87 years old today. He was born In Yorkshire. England, and went from the anvil IntJ the Methodlit ministry, becom ing later a Unitarian. He Is now pastor emeritus Of the church In New York, of wii ch he long had charge. Horaoe D. Taft. brother of President Tnfl and head maater of the Taft school ut Watertown, Conn., was born December S, lil. at Cincinnati He was a tutor In Ijitlri at Yale before he set up his own achool In IKK). Burton J. Hendrlck, magaxine writer, la 1 just He was born in New Haven, Conn., j and Is one Oi the prol'f'e contributors tjp the sensational magazines. j Will.am h-llt k.hohk. lornier governor ot Louisiana, is celebrating his :rth blrthrta. He was born at OrweK, Vt and has prop He has been crty luterests n Omaha. i mak ng h'.s homo In Wash'nKton i K. H. Hlnr.huw. cons-re-mian fro-u the ' Fourth Nebraska district, is ") years old ttday. He was born at to eeiotloio. Ind.. and used to practice law in Full bury. H haa served four terms In congress, but did not stand for re-election thia yfar. Laurie J. Qulnby, editor of the Chun- cellor magaz ne, Is U yara o'd today. Ilu was born In Covington.' Ky. He was .lour- Washington Life loiut Interesting Vhaats and OondlticEs Observed at the Matlea's Capital. 'Mark Twiiin lobbied In the halls of congress In the Interest of American au thors as far back as ls." said Victor Rnsewater. editor and publisher of the Omaha Bee, quoted by the Washington Tost. "When I read the other day of the trib utes paid the great wit by the wealth and Intellect of the country In New York, It recalled to my mind the time when, as a page, at the card door of the t'nlted States senute, I tarried messiiges to and from senators for Mr. Clemens, who was In Washington In the Interest of certain copyright privileges. These pilvlleges he asked, not through any selfish motive, hut to rectify any unjuat attitude which (he lawa at that time assumed toward au thors and publishers In general. "And as lie accomplished good In his last lobbying expedition, for which he has been lauded so much, so did he do much for the members of his guild during that visit he paid the United States capital. In 1SXS. Well do I remember Mm. seated In the marble room of the senate wing of the cnpitol pleading and arguing hia cause convincingly with the legislators, who In dividually expressed pleasure when we pages handed them his card. "Back into the senate chamber he would send me, as soon as he had concluded his consultation with one senator, to ask another to come to the marble room and see him. Not once do I remember bring ing him an unfavorable reply. Everybody he came in contact with seemed to love him, and thosj whom ha did not know UMially expressed a desire to become his friend. "When the time came for him to give up the work of hlg mission every one Hint Ih, those who had been near him dur ing his stay at the capital sought to have him inscribe his autograph In books where were written the signatures of other men who made American history, "I remember going to him with my book while he was sitting t a table In the marble room after a chat with a aenator whom he had evidently swayed toward his pet plan of copyright law. Genially char acteristic of the man, he Inscribed his name, 'Samuel 1.. Clemens,' diagonally across the page and eyed me humorously, lie must have noticed the disappointed ex pression on my face. " 'What's the matter, son?' he remarked. 'I'd like you to sign the name by which you are uauully tailed,' I replied. With that lie took the book again from me and in scribed diagonally the other way, making a cross of the two names, 'Mark Twain." I treasure that autograph." Very serious conequenses for Chairman Knapp of the Interstate Commerce Commis sion may follow his recent speech at the banquet of the railroad supply men in New York, In which he Indicated pretty clearly his sympathy with the demand for increased freight rates, and this at a time when the question was under Investigation by the body over which Mr. Knapp pre sides. A Washington correspondent of the Philadelphia Record states that "tha feel ing Is so strong among other members of the commission over the chairman's Indis cretion that Commissioner Clements took occasion a few days later to declare In publlo speech that the utterances of Mr. Knapp d'.d not repreaent the aentlments of I Is colleagues. "Still later, speaking from the bench ot the commlslon, Commissioner Iane made a similar statement. Attorneys for the as socintlons of shippers who are fighting the proposed increase In freight rates be fore the commission, whose hearings on the question ended yesterday, have also taken the matter up and the belief la strong that before the incident is closed it will be made so embarrassing for Chairman Knapp that he will be compelled to resign hia position. There are rumors that Presi dent Taft himself has been greatly an noyed by the extraordinary Course of the communion's chairman in publicly declar Ing his bias In a case on trial before him. The president regarda. the Interstate Com irerce commission as at leaf t a quaal-Judl-clal body and Is said to hold that the chair man was guilty ot almost as great an Impropriety as would be a Judge who should announce his conclusions in a case that was on trial before him. "At leaat three of Chairman Knapp's col leagues on the commission are reported to hold tbat the chairman owes it to himself, to tha commission and to the publlo to re frain from taking part in the conferences of the body and from voting when It pro ceeds to make up its decision on the Jus tice of the proposed Inoreaae In rates. This feeling will be made known to the chair man In due time, If It has not already been done. "The attorneys for the shippers, aided by Mr. Brandeia, will ventilate the whole sub ject In a way that will be decidedly em barrassing to Chairman Knapp, when they make their final arguments In the case early in Januuary. They will Insist that the speech of the chairman before the railroad supply dealers' association be spread on the records of the commission, accompanied by evidence he admits he had before him on the subject when he made the speech. This evidence, the chair man acknowledgea, was not laid before hia colleagues." A new member who will become a great power In the Sixty-second congress as aoon as he takes his seat la Tom Heed's younger apprentice, Aaher Hinds. The great czar brought two apprentices to Washington Amoa Allen, his private secretary, and, later, Aaher Hinds, who was destined to pilot the congressional ship for three skip pers. Heed, Henderson and Cannon. And, aa it by agreement, each of these appren tices was to have a turn at wearing hia master's shoes. Allen became Heed a direct successor in the only original Heed district, and now he retires In favor of Hinds. No one will dispute that Asher Hinds la the greatest living authority on parlia mentary procedure In congress, and thin knowledge will enable him to become a great power the moirarnt he takes his aeai in tha house. In tha forthcoming bitter debateM. during which the minority party, under Cannon's leadership, will do Its ut most t taunt and vex the democrats. VI r. Hinds will be Uncle Joe's chief lieu tenant. Indeed, when this young man from Mains was nominated fur a seat down among the mere members many representatives predicted that In the com- I Intf rotiKrcM he would be runninc hui-L ! anil fortn most o( th(f l)m. btw j 0,k and tne ljcllkeri throne. But now the prophecy is that the next republican minority leader will have Mr. Hinds seated j directly alongslo him. i The past mauler of rcrl'utiu nt.-y pro-I teiluiv claims Henlcn, Me., as his native 1 heath, and he confuse t forty-ceven sum- , mere. CoiLy college l I. in an A. B. In) laM and an LI.. l. five years ago. Awake au.il stirring;. Will Street Journal. Uovernment activity now directed to! breaking the ,U. trust, linking the ship i tribal. wal.ing the t-loei ing car trjst, tanning the shoe trust, and bottling the milk trust. Neer a dull moment In Washington. TERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. A fel, of dlf'ie routing JKO.'W) has been made fur ex-Senator W. A. Clark, for use in hia Fifth aeniie home in New Yoik. It Is easy t pMure Mr. Clarke drinking hi t'orfee from a Ftiurr. Jack Johnfon has been oftere.) :0. 0 0 to meet Jim Jeanette In I'nrls. anil he thinks that Isn't eiourh money. In a few years Mr. Johnxon will be rfevliy wllllna to have his head punched for or all signs will fall. Mrs. Roe Terry of Cadillac. Xlli h.. has gone to Klamath Falls. Ore. to ta"e en tire chaise of a la'-Re electric lighting plant. Mrs. Terry i Kald to be the flrrt woman In the country to be entrusted with such a responsibility. David H. MHI left an .Mute valued at t-3.000. Mr. 1111! had no (umi.v and mlKlit easily have saved that much out of the salnry he dmw whlie l,e v,a. In public office. The mparative sniallnes of his fortune 1" a pretty atronir indication of his honesty. Mrs. A. J. Hoffman of Green Creek, Idaho county, Washington, defeated her husband In the laM election fir the offices of constable and Justice of the peace. Mrs, Hoffman's name was not on the original bullot. hut some of Hoffman's friends sua geetMd to several others that they write her name In end vote for her. The Joke took so well that Mrs. Hoffman received nearly two votes to her husband's one. She declined to accept either office. LAUGHING LINES. Wlfle. Just for fun, let's have a Christ mas tree thia year?" All light. Iiubo), and let It be a lur tree a handsome fur tree. Baltimore American. Old Hunks Young man, do you warrant these socks not to wear out at the heels'.' rialesman Not In your case. sir. unless you agree to keep your heels filed smooth. Chicago IN Dune. Mrs. Rogers 1 must write Mrs. Kendall a note of thanks. HoKers What for? Mm. Rogers J'or not sending me a Christmas present. Life. Father," said the Kansas small boy, "do you believe in Santa Clans?" ertalnly not. my son. "But you believed In free silver and eixteen-to-one. Why draw the Una at Santa Claus?" Washington Star. "Did you get your interview with the distinguished personage?" asked the edi tor. Yes." replied the alert scribe: "here It Is. And here's his denial of It, ready to be printed the day following. Chicago Kecord-Harald. Prlscilla had Just told John Alden to speak for himself. I shall do It for you after we are mar ried." she added. Herewith he hastened to seize the last chance. New York Bun. 'You say we rich men's sons don't have to make sacrifices?" "What sacrifices do you have to make?' No Man is Stronger Than His Stomach A atrong nao is strong all over. No man oan be strong who is suffering from weabTttooiaoh with its consequent indigestion, or from some other disease of the stomach and its associated organs, which im pairs digestion and nutrition. Far when the stomach is weak or diseased there is a loss of the nutrition contained in food, whioh is the souree of all physical Strength. When a nan " doesn't feel just right," when he doesn't sleep well, has an uncomfortable feeling in the stomaoh after eating, is languid, nervous, irritable and despond ent, he is losing the nutrition needed to make strength. Sach m man mboal one Or. erce'a Coafen Madleml ' DUcowry, It carta dtaamaam ot tha atomacJi mmd otMaf rtana ot dtiaatloa and aatrlUan. It earlctiea the blood, "fTiiormtea taa llvar, atraniliena tha hldoaya, noariubea .m. mad GIVES HEALTH ASO STRENGTH TO THBlMtOLB BOOT. 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Wabash City Ticket Office, 16th and Farnam Streets. t-" mr-rrr' itw' " tvwmx tmfrt. ; v wr-irTsai V ) l " Absolutely Pure Tho only bakfag powder matlo from Royal Crapo Cream of Tartar Ho!o,.oLini8 Phosphafa " hy. look at me! I've cot to tske mv choice this Christmas between a motnr hoat. a new automobile or an Hlrnhlp. when 1 positively need all three." Haltlmore American. THE WINDOW WISHXRS. Detroit Free PYr-w. The little window withers, with their ten der eyes of blue, Standing there befoni the toy shops, don't they touch the heatl of you? Don't you almot t shiver with dlicm as their tattered clothes you S"C. The ragged little urchins, vyilh he Patches on each knee? Can you nee them longlns. yearning In sweet childhood's wistful way And forget them in your planning for a merry Cohrlstmas Day? Oh. the little window wishers, baby hearts and baby eyes, . With their trusting faith in Santa gazing there In glad surprise. At the dollies and the soldiers and the Teddy Hears, believing That they will not be foi gotten. Can you t-ee them without grieving? Can you thlna of them on Christmas when the merry morning starts Disillusioned, wnklng up to empty stock ingsbroken hearts? Oh, the little window wishers, looking Innfrlnglv today At the wonders In the toy shops In sweet chlldhood'H wistful way, Dreaming dreams of Christmas stockings filled with candles and with toys; Just as full of faith and fancy aa your own girls and your boys. When you see their blR eyes glisten as these splendid thins thoy view. Can you rush by and forget them, don't they touch the heart ot you? Louis t