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W. t O flkKSP M ' !-lNCK. crnmunic a tlotia flailna. t' news and editorial matter should be addreastd: Omaha. Bee. Krtltorml 1 lenartment. I. - l t i-.t- v. t-u ! JVI.,111 I 1 ;V V J.i?. ItTnlt by draft. expr. or pn'tal Older payable: to The tee Publishing Company. Only i'-rent hlain- rerrlvel in payment of mall accounts. Persona! ccks "xvept on Omaha and tuftsin ekeuanga nit accepted. HTATKM 1C.NT OP- O H'fLATIO.N. Slate of Nebraska, poufclun t.otinty, as. Cieors;e ii Tr,thiu k. iren.mirer ot The He 1'uhHxhiiig - eoiupniiy, Im Iiir lul t,worn aatK tiiat the aoiual numl'er of full an complete roiltn of 'I'lia Ually. Mnrnins, Kvi'imn ami Sunday Hoe printed Juii.'ijf tht moiitli of November, 1910, aaa aa lulloma- 1 43,680 t 43.SVO t 43,060 43,570 43,330 .44,300 7 4E.330 S 4310 ( 84,080 10 45,470 11 44,640 12 43,990 It 44,200 14 43,360 li 43,060 14 43,850 17 44,330 II 44,080 1. . . 43,760 20. 43,00 il 43,910 I 22 43,520 23 43.S30 24 42, 6d 25 43,740 it 43,150 27 43,880 21 43,280 2 43,340 10 48,830 Total 1,320,880 Returned copies 16,438 Net Total 1,308,464 Daily Average 43,618 uf;o. b. tzschi'ck. Treasurer. KuhsrrlbBd In my presence and sworn to before me this jlOtn. day of November, 110. M. f. WALKKIl, (rfual.) Notary Public. aubacrlbera tearing tbv rltr ! porarllr ehould bare The Be mulled to them. Addreaa nlll be This is good cider. weather to harden The hotel clerks are welcome, snow storm or no snow storm. Salome got her share of the gate receipts while she staid though. What a merry Christmas It will be for Alfonso, Manuel and Madero. Women now can vote In five states. Fellows, they are closing In on us. Those Sugar trust barons put up Sonus aeet talli, for men with sour This cold weather will at least tend to lessen the number of aviators killed. Kentucky's grsis is bluer than ever, they say, sDce the. prohibition wave began to set in. A Massachusetts mart; 80 years old has the whooping cough. He will probably get' the eroup next. At any rate, the Insurrectionists In Mexico know now who in president of '.hat passionate little republic. Carter Harrison and Dunne's Jock eying for a start Is almost as Interest ing as a mayoralty race, Hself. Still, the kaiser must not be blamed for exalting the divine right Idea as long as he can "get away with It." Joseph Medlll PattersdVi baa written play called "Rebellion." He could easily fit Into ,.Ue title r6)e of that. Does Wall street always have an understanding with Mr. Hill that If he founds the alarm it will get scared? John BIgelow, who has celebrated his ninety-third anniversary, severely attacks the Uxiff. Ninety-three is a rlp old age.., ' The schools are complaining that letter writing is becoming a lost art vIany a man ls wishing he had never found It. A runaway horse demolished two automobiles in Rochester. Good for the poor old horse. He has borne too much already. i It was all right for the weather man to make the first snow a good one, but It wasn't required that he tive It to us all at once. The Baltimore American says. "The assailant of Mayor Gaynor ls shortly to be tried." Tes, and let us hope he Kill be tried shortly, also. We may have been indulging exces sive appetites for legislation, as Wood ow Wilson says, but still we are not uttering much from the gout. U anybody think Mr. Bryan will stop at merely taking a hand In Texas politics he la wrong. He will have both feet in it before he quits. A New York state senator testifies he was offered f 100,000 for his rote In the legislature. Well, how much did 'he man want, for mercy's sake? Secretary Meyer recommends the abandonment of a number of naval stations and naval yards, but nothing in his report affects the status ef Omaha. The local sea dogs are as aafa as afe can brf. No Time to Waste in Congress. The abort and last session of the I Sixty - first conKrrBa which convened ; yt tttorday, is important that incm- hers aliouM foreco the precedent of, transact inK little business before the j holidays, adjourning for t'hrlHtmas leaving the bulk of business fori A tremendous1 volume of buslm aa awaits con press at h, fa h ' months. It Is extremely doubtful if It i ,, , , ,i all could be completed under the most I favorable circumstances, fcven if con gress should take out no time for a Christmas vacation, there Is still the filibustering of the democrats and the possible lack of entire harmony amenf thp rennhllcans to count on I " e rep U D I H U D S lO t OU Dl On . President Taft makes a sensible ap peal to the members of his party for coherency of action in this session. Never was It more Important. The tiortv 1; an mnnv ftlarloraa tit n Ka ta- deemed. These pledges Involve the good name, not alone of the president, but. of congress and the entire party. The executive has done his best toward their fulfillment. Hut If they are all performed it will be because his party In the house and senate has heeded his eall for harmonious, persistent in dustry this winter. No more lack of wisdom could be displayed than for republicans to withhold such co-operation. They have nothing to gain and i everything to loRe by such a bourse. We believe they will not pursue it. Certainly they will not If they listen to their better counsel. It should not be a matter of how little legislation congress can perfect this winter, but of how little it must leave unperfeeted. Measures of immense importance are up for action. Of course the demo crats are sure to devote the seeRion to playing politics, laying their plans for action in the Sixty-second congress. But if the republicans stand squarely together, they still will be able to accomplish vast good for the country In spite of the opposition. Growth of Western States. The states of the new west are show ing up with remarkable population In creases. The new census discloses even greater advances than had been expected. Idaho, which tops the list thus far, has more than doubled its population in the last ten years, mak ing a growth of 101.3 per cent. Nevada ls just a little behind it in ratio. It has gained 93.4 jer cent. Next comes Oregon with as Increase of 62.7 per cent, then Ci&ifornla with 60 per cent and Colorado with 4 8. One encouraging feature in all this Is that the percentage of increase, as well as the -actual gains, has been consistently greater l(n the last decade than they were In-the ten years pre ceding that, or ffom 1890 to 1900. This is really the cause for greatest satisfaction. It cannot , but show a progressive development It discloses beyond any question, what westerners have been maintaining for a long time, that this country has taken an ad vance from which there can be no re cession. And what does It mean? It means simply that this fair domain In all Its beauty of climate and scenery; Its prodigious wealth of natural resources and Its amazing opportunities for the man with small capital and large thrift has at last come to be known abroad. The day has gone by when one can intelligently pass judgment on this western empire as merely a nice place to visit. If ls that, but It Is also an inviting field for Industry, for busi ness. And It ls to the great advantage of Omaha and other Missouri valley cities that this fact has finally im pressed Itself. Development in the new west opens up new trade for the interior markets and factories and therefore we have an active Interest la all this empire building. Nayy Improvements. Secretary Meyer of the navy calls attention to some Important changes he wishes made In his department of the government. One is the abolition of a number of navy yards which he says are neither well situated strategi cally, nor essential to the service if they were. By doing away with them he shows the government could lop off an annual expense of more than $1,600,000. In the pursuit of the policy of bringing the navy up to the maximum of efficiency it would seem this recommendation should call for no argument. The secretary thinks the nation should proceed with Its progres sive plans of building war vessels each year to maintain me standard of a first-class navy and If it does this it will be quite satisfactory to retrench wherever elBe possible. Hut equally at interttstlng as his recommendations for more warships and fewer navy yards, ls the secre tary's urgent appeal for the passage of a "personnel bill now pending before congress which will Insure rapidity of promotion and the accession to higher grades of the service of a limited nam ber of officers especially qualified." The fact is, he points out, our flag offl rers retire within one or two years after attaining this rank without Ue veloping their fullest efficiency. This would seem to deprive the American navy of a sufficient quota of top men. That, in turn, theoretically at least. Is a weakness. Men who are qualified by long years of experience for these pobltlons should be able to give their country the benefit of longer periods of service. This ia the purpose aimed at in the measure Mr. Meyer wants pasaed. Then to give additional strength, he advocates the creation ot grades above the present rear admiral. This would, moreover, conform to naval custom of other nations and Improve probably will never, feel the assur adnilntBtrMimi, hesa. ance it would like In this discovery. It remains to be seen whether con- Thin Is but natural In view of the fact, fcrcBs will act favorably upon the secre-1 unavoidable ss it may be, th:it what tary's plea for another fresh lot of war j the lay world regards as "the proofs" vessels, since the keynote of the pres- j have not been laid before It. Captain ent session is rigid economy. Of j Peary however, displayed a patient course. It might be economy to build j determination in his grim quest for the vessels, but we imagine that this 1 ten years and is entitled to much dls view will not Impress itself on the j tlnction. minds of some congressmen, though Ihev mav be ni.en to mnvlrilnn aMr! fuller light on the subject. It ia ajtwpen American and Hritish practice notable f:ct that Secretary Meyer gives ls t""' Jut at present In the ln:ed scant credence to the notion of settling i States four notorious murderers, wars of the Immediate future by Inter national agreement. He makes that very plain. Therefore he ls not pro moting the disarmament idea. He probably Is on very solid ground here, too. Mrs. Eddy. Contemporaries should not write history, and their attempts at biog raphy should be tentative rather than definite, for this reason no one should undertake to put a final value on the services of Mary Baker Glover ICddy. In many ways she was the most notable woman of her time. It may easily be questioned If any other woman of modern times has wielded the influence and affected directly as many lives as did Mrs. Eddy, and this influence was of the most benign char acter. It does not matter what Indi vidual opinions we may hold as to the correctness of the teachings of Mrs. Eddy. Whether her premise was ten able or her conclusions sound, we are forced to admit that her followers found under her a peace of mind that does not exist elsewhere. Mrs. Eddy's church brings to its people a. message of peace and a promise of better things. It is unobtrusively militant along lines of doing good, and the woman who founded this cult will be followed to her last resting place by the hearts Of millions who looked up to her as the Inspired head of a great school of religious activity. She will not be publicly mourned, at least, be cause her people believe she has gone on to a higher plane of existence, and in this there is no cause for sorrow. She must necessarily be listed among the remarkable women of her time, and the prediction Is not unwise that sets down for her a verdict by history that she did good while living. French View of Our Penology. A French delegate to the recent prison congress at Washington com ments unfavorably upon the tendency of penology in the United States. He criticises us on the ground that we are disposed to make our prisons and our systems of correction too easy and comfortable for the man convicted ot crime. And he is not far wrong. It Is dangerous to preach, as some so-called -ph.iloeophers are doing, that all punishment ls wrong and must be stopped." It Is dangerous because some day it may be taken seriously by those in control of the penal Institu tions and the system of meting out justice. It ls not necessary to overlook the reformatory element of imprison ment to hold to the punitive purpose. All the nice talk in which men may Indulge cannot change the fact that imprisonment for crime is highly puni tive In Its elemental nature. When ever the penologist loses sight of that he misses the main point. First offenders, or men, who, under the heat of sudden passion, violate the law or even endanger life, but who, under normal conditions are wholly law-abiding, are entitled to every con sideration of this purely reform doc trine that the ends of justice permit. For them the punitive part of prison life may safely be emphasized, if it is not overdone. But no such system can be followed In the case of the hardened scamp who goes from place to place committing crime and from prison to prison serving terms. Therefore this soft-pedal penology must be handled with care or it will do quite as much mischief as some of the prisoners it would benefit. So long as criminals are a menace to society, so long must society demand and receive as much protection from them as the law can give and It ls not receiving such pro tection when this sentimental notion of penology ls carried very far. It was expected that the democrats would be strong for civil service re form when they began to go out of office. It was not mere chance that enabled Governor Shallenberger t se lect "the best men." He merely picked democrats. And now when Governor-elect Aldrlch ls about to re place them with republicans the state ls disturbed by a dreadful walling. Why should not Brlgham Young's Image appear on Utah official silver ware T This sturdy old pioneer has stamped his personality Indelibly on one ot the great states of the west, and the mere matter of religious dif ference of opinion ls not sufficiently potent to obliterate the Importance of the service rendered under Brlgham Young's leadership. At least one appointment made by Governor-elect AldrUh will meet with the World-Herald's approval. Chair mac Manuel of the populist party sup ported Hitchcock Just as enthusi astically as he did AldrUh, and thus laid up for himself treasure lu both places. Sometimes it pays to be a populist. Secretary Meyer of the navy gives official recognition to Peary as the real discoverer of the North role and pro poses the highest honors for him. The one regrettable feature about this is that the world at large does not, aad Another point for comparison be guilty of a crime as heinous as Dr. Crippen's are appealing for a new trial against a life sentence. It Is this that the BrltlFh avoid. Congress is proceeding under its own steam again, but It will not be considered as fairly started until It hears from the president. It is ru mored thRt Mr. Taft has several mat ters to bring before the attention of the law-making body. Bill" Husenetter showed himself a gallant general (luring the late un pleasantness in Nebraska, and the co horts of the oil octopus might as well keep this fact In mind. Avhealthy horse, we are toli. eats nine times its weight in food every year. It would almost pay for a horse not to be healthy with the present food prices. The real test of Dr. Woodrow Wil son's administration will come, though, In Its ability to make those New Jer sey mosquitoes stop biting. A French speclallst-elate8 how he cured a drunkard with nothing but water. Well, some of that French water ls strong enough. weetlr Solemn f'onrlnelone. Indianapolis News. H begins to look as though the govern ment, after careful consideration, had finally reached the conclusion that the American Sugar ltefinlng company ls a bad trust. t.'alled the Blulf. Baltimore Sun. are indications that Attorney Brandels cannot be bluffed even There Louis D. by railroad magnates. It will be interesting- to obaerve what answer they will make to hlH offer to show them how to save tno.OOC.OOO a year and accept no fee for the service. Heal Ilrothera Sow, 8t. Liouis Times. The Japanese have done many things to win our sympathetic appreciation; but they now have become our own brothers, since they have equipped an exploring vessel, and eent a band of their sons to the reglona where the ice floes are, and where men are most certain of acquiring a reputation for mendacity. "Lo-kliK tne Stable Door." Baltimore American. Now thaie Ja ty. be. the usual "rigid In quiry" into the Newark fire with Its hor rora and 1W terrtalff tors ot tile- It would be bettor to ' substitute for thene "rigid lnqulrica." which aeldom fall to develop any responsibility and which are seldom followed by punishment, a rigid Inquiry Into the efficiency of buildings, fire es capes, precautionary rules and other means of foreseeing a'nf preventing accident. It is the old story of the superior worth of the ounce of pretention. Can Hrov "Come Ilackf" Chicago Inter Ocean. Tha report that W. C. Brown of the New York Central waa on the point ot resigning and becoming a farmer turns ted. Nevertheless, Mr. Brown has bought an Iowa farm, and de clares: "I am going to do It some day.'' Probably he will, for the call of the coun try to a man brought up on a farm la one of the strongest . things In life. As a young man ne may rejoice i ci from the farm, but when no geta to miauie . ... . - . . . hsivh.. .A 0VmW age tne longing 10 rumm "-i .-.. upon him. Forty years ago Mr. urown was a farm lad in Carroll county, Ill inois, and deserted the farm for a Job as water boy for a section gang. Smothering; Knke College. , Boston Herald. It is a wholesome decision of the state of New York that an institution tor in struction In hypnotism, mesmerism ana personal magnetism shall not be permitted to advertise Itself aa a college. For twenty years past a concern existing merely on paper, but bearing under oharter privilege the name of a atate university, lias been carrying on a profitable business in the sale of academic and professional degrees to persons In foreign lands. The new conference of governors might well con- alder "what constitutes a college," and take steps for auch uniform legislation on the subject among the atates of the union as shall wipe out forever a shameful Inol dent ot cur academic life. Our Birthday Book. Jeombr 1910. Howard Elliott, president of the North ern I'aclflo railroad, was born December , 1860, In New York. He la an old-time railroader and for many years was with the Burlington In various capacities. K. II. Sot hern, the well-known actor, ls Just 61. He was born In New Orleans and his father waa a great actor before him. Colonel John 8. Moaby, confederate cavalryman, ls celebrating his seventy seventh birthday. Ha ls a native of Vir ginia and has reconstructed since the war. He was for awhile special agent of the Interior department with headquarters at Omaha and helped stir up cases that re sulted In the land-fraud prosecutions. Francis A. Broi;an, attorney-at-law, officing In the Brandies Theater building, la Juiit SO years old today. Ha was born at Ie Witt, Ia., and studied law at Harvard university law school. He practiced for awhile In Emporia, coming to Omaha In Ivs?;. He baa recently been appointed at torney for Nebraska for the Missouri Pa cific railway. Major Herbert M. Lord, paymaster United States army of the Lepartment of the Missouri with headquarteraat Omaha, was born December (, Ii previously edited the Rockland (Me.) Uatetta and waa later clerk of the waya and means committee In the I'nlted States senate. Charles K. Foster, attorney-at-law In the New York Life building, Is celebrating his thirty-fourth birthday. He waa born In LaFayetto. 111., and graduated In law from the University of Nebraska. lie waa for five years with the firm of Baldridge A DeBord and for two years deputy county attorney. Army Gossip Matters of Interest en and Baok of the Flrlne; Line Oleaned from the Army and Xavy RtgMster. Tlin examination of civilian raivllilates for Hrrxiintoirn! a second MMit,nar.t In tin army ha-i I ern i-oinp'eti'd at W: t j Leavenworth, but Hie insult lll not be known for s-ine week a tbe pmer5 are to be mntl-ed fit that pace. The War fle- partment. after shifting fmm one drclMnn to another, 'it-.ally dVMcil Mime months j ego to examine ihTlu'is with a view to the ariv Inttr.ent of some of tlieni t com- I mission.!. There were about 2iX candidates who vere authorized to presrnt themselves before the oxuminlCK boanl. H haK been MometNng of a surnre. I t !ew f ti e pres sure brought to bear on the military authf rities to have the civilians examined, that not more thon thirty-six of them re potted to the board. There Is a steady Improvement in the type of horse which Is being supplied to the army. There Is an awakened interest In horsemanship among officers and there Is a gro-Aliig appreciation on the part of horse dealers and horse breeders of the necessity of a better horse for army mounts than was ever obtainable under the old contract method of aoiitiisitlon. The recent horse shows held In New York and Chicago have brought the civilian horsemen Into closer touch with the army and the benefits of the participation of army officers In the events are bound to be real and lasting. Much satisfaction ls expressed by army of ficers with the output of horses at the army remount depots, at Fort Reno and Fort Keoff-h, and Oenerai William H. Carter, assistant to the chief of staff of the army, who has always been Interested In the remount system, has expressed him self In enthubla.stic terms concerning his recent visit to the establishment at Fort Reno. At that p'ace an Inspection of the animals showed that 'M per cent stood quietly without throwing their heads about while being bridled, 92 per cent of them stood quietly for mounting bareback from the left side, 88 per cent stood quietly for mounting bare back from the right side and C6 per rent permitted the men to slide squarely off their backs. It may have escaped the recollection of most army officers that the new regula tions prescribing the uniform of the mili tary establishment are still pending. It has been a subject more or less before the authorities for fully three year. The re vised regulations were prepared In the gen eral staff of the War department In a form regarded as satisfactory and were about to be Issued When the Infantry equipment board was convened at Rock Island arsenal, it waa determined to postpone the promulgation of the new uniform reg ulations until the recommendations of that board should be acted upon In so far as the subject bore any relation to the ques tion of uniforms and equipment. Now the cavalry equipment board,, aluo In session at Rock Island, has furnished additional reason for further delay in the appearance of the regulations. The changes In the uniform are of minor character and most of them have been described from time to time In these columns. Certain changes which had to be adopted without delay have baen made known to the service In official orders. There ls no Indication when the completed regulations will be published to the army. That event will presumably not occur until the War department has acted, on the recommendations of the beard which. Is engaged In revising the cavalry equipment. Then, there may be some other occasion for renewed postponement. The lnttmatlthi has been given from those in authority In the War department that the policy is to have as few and as Infre quent changes In the uniform as possible. Adherence to such a rule will be received with enthusiastic approval by army offi cers. The secretary of war In his annual re port and' the president In his forthcoming messaga to congress will refer In emphatic terms to the need of legislation which will improve the ernclency or the army com missioned personnel. It has been decided that an effective step In that direction would be accomplished by the enactment of the measure providing for extra army officers, amended In form as described by Ueneral Leonard Wood In his first annual report as chief of staff. In brief, the changes Incorporated are such that the number of officers detailed for duty with ihe organized militia may be Increased, the proportionate number ot officers in the . field grades may be somewhat re duced, and a definite provision Incorpo rated whereby the increase will be' spread over a period of five years In accordance with the precedent established in other acts Increasing the commissioned per sonnel of the army. It has not been de termlned by what method the amended bill may be brought to the attention of the house and senate military committees. It may be that tk;e bill will be presented In the house and senate, or In both houses, by Messrs. Warren and Hull, respectively as an amendment to the extra officers bill; In which event the amendment would go In the regular way to the military com mitters and be considered as a substitute for the pending measure, which, as is well known to those Interested, is awaiting committee action In both houses. It Is expected that the militia influences, which have been obtained by the departmental amendment, will serve to engage the aid of the national guardsmen, which aspect of the case may Justify Senator Dick, who Is a champion of the militia caus In con gress, In presenting the amended bill, which would go to the senate military committee. It la Impossible at this time to determine what chance the extra offi cers' bill has of approval at the capitol during the coming session. Everything depends upon the decision reached by the leaders In congress In their current con ferences with the president. - MOVEMK3T OF POPl LATION. Iowa Gets Some Convolution from MelrsUa Census. Des Moines Register and leader. In Nebraska's census returns- may be found moat of the Interesting phenomena of population movementa of the last four years, for Nebraska presented a variety of condition typical of conditions the country over. It had a few counties with large cities; it had more counties that were strictly rural and populated with the aver age number of proaperoua farmer; It had many rountlea that were sparsely sottled. and which offered large areas of cheap lands for settlement. The population statistics Just issued show that thwe Nebraska counties containing the cities had a larg growth and so did those counties which offered large areas of cheap land for settlement. On the con trary, the well eettled and thoroughly farmed ruraJ countlea showed considerable hiHsea In population. But for the cltlea and but for the cheap land In wttaturo Ne braska. Nebraska would have shown a ! of population Instead of a gain In the last ten years. Nebraska gained and Iowa lost, chiefly because Nebraska had the landa and Iowa did noC j FF.0FLE TALKED ABOUT. Mrs. Amnio .Marlines, hn before her JtnaitlSRs wa Wl'mle Horn, the ih-whsmI who wns cie.ilite.l with having v: -knanied 1 Senator 1'latt the "Kasy Ho-s." died from 1 Ssthma In New Vol k. i The flnet rrop of alfalfa harvested In Karrai this je:ir was exhibited In a To- peka barber shop last neck Kat :iwr "o burn cut off his whiskers Take the wind of VVIIIIntu AMen White for it. Miss Maty l.ewts. 24 years old and prettv, surprised I er frii ids In Wllhuttha. N. J.. by pjHiii i; adv rrtl. cment In papers In thst section for a husband, taylna that time of her friends or aonualntancs peed answer. Benjamin Kshleioan, aged " and his wlte, aged 74. of t'resswell, Lancaster conn!;. Pennsylvania, have Just celebrated their golden wedding anniversary, l-.shleman t a blacksmith and sllll swings a sledge at I ins lorge every uay, aespite his aavancen years. On the Clyde liner Mohawk, sailing for Charleston and Jacksonville, the first woman wireless telegraph operator who ever bore the responsibility of this posi tion on an ocean liner will have charge of the wireless roc in. She Is Miss Oraynella Tackcr of Jacksonville. Mrs. Ida Vose Woodbury, field secretary of the Ameilcan Missionary society, ilius- (rating her belief that the Indians are not so bad as people are often led to be lieve, said that the Sioux tribe raised every year to send a missionary to their worst enemies, the Crows, because the Biole tella them to lovo their enemies. FATHER KICKS. Baltimore fun. I'm a packhorse, that s what I am! I'm a human checkbook. A parcel delivery and a Necessary evil. They take me along to pay the bills And carry tilings home. Anything. From a grand piano to a feather bed, A package of pins or A peanut. They load on my shoulders, stuff In pocket And stick m my hand; and they say To the clerk, smilingly, they say: "Mr. Smith will give you a check!" I'm Mr. Smith! Yep! Tin the human mint; the parambulatlng mine! I'm the fellow that has to Blow the whistle In tne morning..' I get 3 cents a day for lunch, and My wife keeps the bankbook because She's afraid I'd lose It; but She lets me sign the checks because She says It looks more business-like for The man to spend the money! They all let me spend the money. My wife, my daughters, my sons. My relations and my landlord are all Unanimous. They airri ed perfectly that I shall Ppend the money! Ijrnare's no chance of a disagreement on f that; isixey! This Christmas thing brings me out strong! I'm the checkbook, the mint, the mine; I'm the packhorse! I'm the gettar! I'm the brlnger! Anything that's too big for the furniture van, My wife says: "Here. John, you carry It!" Mv name's John John Smith Mr. Smith. I'm the gost! lia-aa-aa-aa-aa! SMILING REMARKS. "When you go to rJngland, you exchange dollars for pounds." "Yes. that Is what the American heiress said when her noble, husband beat her." Baltimore American. "Clarence, you don't realise what It In to have all your career before you. I'd give forty years of my lire to have your chances." "Of course you would. Uncle Benjamin. You'd be glad to give forty of vour years to anybody that would take em." Wash ington Star. 'Bllgglns says he passes some of his happiest hours In his library, is he a bookworm?" 'Not exactly. The library Is the room In Which ho keeps his card table." Chi cago Record-Herald. Doctor He's unit a famous aviator but Isn't he homely? rYofeseor Yes; he Is the aeroDlanest man I ever saw. Chicago Tribune. 'I don't think there ls an honest hair in his head." "That's right. 1 believe he'd even cheat at checkers.." Cleveland Blaln Dealer. 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