"12 SJU.JEL.n.-.!.!--.'t 1. ...J. "-J ' - The omaua Daily IMk founded ry i.dward nnsEWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWATER. KI'ITOR. ' F.ntered t Omaha potofflce as second cisas matter. TERMS OK SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Ht one year '';' p.atrriy Ilee, on year II I ally Hee (without Sunday), on ycar...4 0.' Daily lira and Sunday, ona year le.lW DKUVKKKD BY CARRIER, Frsnlng lies (without Simdiv), pr wfelt. Co Krenlng Heetwlth fnl . per week 1m Dally 14" (Including funda ). per week. .To Dsllv Dpi! (without Sunday), per week 1"C Ad 'Iron all complaint ot Irregularities la delivery t CRy Circulation lx pertinent. OFFICES-. Omaha The Bu Iding. f-outh Omaha at North Twenty-fourth tiwt. Council Bliifft in Prott Ftreet. Lincoln-! lAttln Hnlldina. Chicago lf.i.i Muruuctie UnlMlng. Nw Tork Room Hol-llftl No. M West Thirty-third Mriet. Washington Hi Foureenth Ftreet N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to Df and editorial matter Ehould bo addressed. Omaha Bee. Ed U.r'.nl I (epartment. REMITTANCES. P.emlt-by draft, express or poxlnl order psjable to Tho Rue iNiMiil.ini; Compeny. Only I-eent tamp received In payment of mull account, personal cheeks except on Omaha and eastern exchange iiol accepted. STATEMENT Of CIRCULATION". State of NehrasVii, DoukI.ih County, s.. Oeorge H. Tisciiuck, treasurer of The B Publishing company, being duly sworn, aye that the artful nuinuer of full nnd eomplete oopIpb of The Iri!y, Morning. Evening and Hnrxiay He printed (luring the month of Octol;r. l.MO, wan ae follow: 1 43.350 17 43.370 t 44.700 18 4.1.360 . 43.3G0 3: 43,330 4 43.380 :0 43,310 1 43,440 21 43.4U0 ., 43,640 3 43,170 7 43.760 Z3 43,450 43,030 24 44,020 .. 43,700 25 43,330 14 43.550 2 ...43.370 11 ..4.1,970 2T 43,390 ,ia 43,300 28 ..,.43,400 1 43.340 211 43,050 14..,.. 43,670 Id 43,600 It 43,350 31..., 43,6a0 ; 14 44,030 . Total 1,350.740 Ketarned Coplea 11,343 Net Total,..., 1.338.368 Daily Average 43,174 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 81st dav of October, WO. , M. P. WALKER. (Seal.) Notary Publ o. Subscriber lenvlnaT the rtty ten porarllr should have The Bee nailed te them. Address will be esusasjied a often as requested. Many crooked tickets . straight. were voted Still, the Jack-poUers as a party are not forrhally organized, ' Bven the latest returns Indicate tbt Texas Is still safely -democratic. The state house pie counter, will bow be shifted to the other side of the room.- It 1 'quietly hinted that Vice Presl "dent Sherman still hold the title of VSunny.Jlm." k . . For a state that never errs Kansas came desperately near going in a dem ocrat!? direction. ' ; ' But the re-election of Lee O'Nell ' Browne must not be taken as a vindi cation of bribery. ' ' The Chicago Examiner insists that It did It in Nebraska, Well, that lets some other folks out. Texas has . sold 2,000,000 turkeys for Thanksgiivng. Then say Texas is not a plutocratic state. It is the Irony of fate that that big rusgaiine poetry j contest should have been won by an insane woman. The election diverted attention from toe season's business of foot ball, but bow we may get down to brass tacks. No wonder that, with all this talk of tbe polls, people were constantly reminded of Dr. Cook and Commander Feary. . , For. supposedly good business men our brewers acd liquor dealers cer tainly made a poor Investment in layor; 'Jlm.M , ''How could those who fixed the date of Thanksgiivng day so - accurately bare foreseen the closing of the foot ball season? Up to 'date Helle Elmore has failed to appear and that ominous 33d day of November gets closer upon Dr. Crip- pen each day. Late report from Cairo "Students and Egyptian nationalists applaud outcome In New York and few other States." Knockers! j Presumably the paid officers of the German-American alliance will be heard from In due tlaie along with the other back counties. Speaker Pool is doubtless sorry that be twitched to a rainbow cuuae when b might have remained in the house and wielded the gavel again. Omaha will entertain a lot of state and Interstate meetings and conven tions during the comiug month. Omaha is prepared to play tost all the time. nnsansaaanBBnnsnsaaaSnsaMSnssnnna Mr. Metcalfe says be still thinks Just as much of Edgar Howard as he ever id. Perhapa Mr. Hitchcock could truthfully utter the same seutlmeut. "The task of emancipating the child toiler is a stupendous one," observes a western paper. But do not despair, so was the task of emancipating the slave.. The firiit we know tVy will be prosecuting brlbe-takera hoturu state's evidence for libeling the names and reputations of the bribe-giver. Note the Illinois election returns. Wet and Dryi. In several states nt the recent elec tion phases of sumptuary legislation figured as Issues, but the results are bo varying as to Indicate no such co herency of sentiment as would afford a safe guide for the future. In some states where prohibition sentiment was strong It apparently lost ground and In others where It was supposed to be weaker It seemingly gained strength. Possibly the partisans on each Hide find ample room for renewed hope In their respective cause, but to an unbiased onlooker such conclusion is not so plain. In Missouri the proposed constitu tional amendment for statewide prohi bition vnt overwhelmingly defeated, despite claims of the drys that it would carry with a wide margin. To offset this, Oklahoma defeated the pro posal to substitute county option for Its general prohibition law. Again, in some counties of South Carolina the prohibitionists had a landslide for their plan to put the dispensary out of business. Nebraska, In which the is sue was drawn between a brewery can didate and the republican nominee for governor running on a platform con taining a county option plunk, elected a wet legislature, but annihilated the brewery man. In Delaware the wets beat the drys. In Florida, where pro hibitionists had fully expected to carry their constitutional amendment, they lost by a decisive vote. This Is one of their greatest losses, for in view of their recent victories in adjacent states, they had banked with full as surance on carrying Florida and thus securing their hold still more firmly on the south. The coming legislature in Texas will aubmlt a proposed con stitutional amendment to the people at the next election, but, since agreed on by all parties, It did not form an Issue in. this election. But, on the other hand, the prohibitionists named a state ticket and made an out-and-out fight for its election. It was headed by a son of General Sam Houston for gov ernor and went down to defeat by a typical Texas democratic majority. It is barely possible that this may supply something of a criterion as to the fate of the constitutional amendment two years hence, though the drys have made unmistakable Inroads on the liquor forces of that state. ' Railroads and Politics. Otto II. Kahn, one of the American "kings of commerce," has attracted wide attention by his remark In Omaha upon a tour of western rail roads, that "Railroads must get ont of politics." The statement has been generously commented on In the east and endorsed by other large lights In the business world. ' Only a few weeks ago President Mellen of the Boston & Maine and New Tork, New Haven & Connecticut laid down a similar pre cept, declaring, to the amazement of New England, that the Boston ft Maine would no longer participate In politics, but would cultivate a closer and better understanding between Itself and the people It served. Here Is what Mr. Kahn said: The railroads must ret entirely out of politics. They appreciate this fact and are acting accordingly, Thy must establish more Intimate relations with the people themselves. It Is a mystery to m that they did not real! the Importance of tbis move long ago. And it Is a mystery to many other people. It has always seemed strange that with such business acumen back of them the railroads did not long ago awake to the fact that their participa tion tn politics to the extent of dom ination to which many of them have gone hurt more than It helped them, But It Is encouraging to end them com lng to their senses even this late, and If they act upon the advice of men like Mellen and Kahn the people may con gratulate themselves that one of the serious obstacles to more representa tive government, as well as cleaner elections. Is being surmounted. Fight on. Anti-Trait Law. With the hearing for an Interpreta tion of the Sherman anti-trust law pending before the federal supreme court,. certain interests affected by the law have been carrying on a "cam paign of education" through friendly periodicals of the east and having their literature put In pamphlet form for general distribution. These articles are written by men posing as experts on the subject and are calculated to Influence public opinion, if not to at tract attention of the judges them selves wbo have to pass upon the act. The trust magnates may be satisfied of the wisdom of such methods, but the Inconsistency of them on the part of publications so recently condemning criticism of the courts in others is at once apparent. All tbis literature goes under the common heading, "The Mwiace to Business of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act." It challenges public opinion right tlxere. The Sherman law has not, in the Judgment of most peo ple, proved to be a menace to business. It has curbed, the rapacity of certain kinds of business and in many in stances has worked beneficent results by so doing. Of course, It, nor any other law, ahould be so constructed or applied as to impair or imperil legiti mate business, and the Sherman law has not done that in the long ruu. It has sought to lay the blame and pen alty for violation of its provisions upon the individual and It is this phase of the law to which the trusts have most objected. It la because the law con templates dealing with the fact Instead of the shadow that It has drawn the Ere of vested Interests upon It. It has bet-n shown in too many cases, though, that visiting civil penalties upon large Ill) MIK: corporations will not restrain the en croachments which the government is after. If the anti-trust at Is defective it is subject to fair correction, and the court is likely to dW.coxer Ibis, but the people are not likely at this late dayi to share tho view of these interests that it is a menace to business, for business has attained formidable pro portions since the law went Into effect. Judge Sutton's Great Run. Judge Sutton will not go to con gress from this district, but everyone will concede that he made a great run against seemingly Insurmountable ob stacles and came remarkubly near reaching the goal. Two years ogo the democratic candi date foV congress In this district was elected by a majority of 2,575 over his republican competitor. This year, In spite of all adverse conditions, in the face of the local furore for Dahlman, and against the unlimited campaign fund replenished by the brewers, Judgo Sutton has cut this democratic) majority down to about 300. Judge Sutton has carried both the two out side counties, reversing the normal democratic majority in Sarpy county, and would without a doubt have car ried Douglas county and been elected were It not for the coercion of straight party tickets by the voting machine. Though beaten on the face of the returns. Judge Sutton has nothing to be ashamed of when ho compares the little 3 00 adverse majority with the 10,000 democratic majority scored In the district on other parts of the ticket. Those New Schools. The proposition authorizing the school board to issue 17 50,000 of school bonds to provide new school facilities has carried with an over whelming endorsement. Our people take a natural pride in their public schools and are always ready to vote money necessary to keep them up to the highest standard. The bond proposition enumerates specifically how the proceeds are to be spent, and it goes without saying that this apportionment will be duly ob served. The people who have voted this money for new school buildings will Insist upon its honest and eco nomic expenditure. In the new school buildings emphasis should be placed on the essentials and substantial features, and while they should not violate any rules of art, they should conform above all to the demands of safety and sanitation. Let us put up no more tinderbox school houses Im periling the lives of helpless children, and let us have good plumbing, heat ing, l'ghtlng and ventilation without any frills or fancy experiments. It Is a good deal more important that the school rooms be light and airy, the stairways easy and corridors commodious than that big assembly halls be provided for social entertain ment or gewgaw ornaments plastered on the outside. Ban Francisco has set a high ante for New Orleans to raise in that Pan ama exposition game. Added to the popular subscription of 17,600,000, the city, by leave of the state's vote, may Issue $5,000,000 In bonds and the state put in another 15,000,000, mak ing '$17,600,00 In all, which looks very much like the bacon. Congressman Hitchcock in his paper reads a very interesting curtain lec ture to Governor-elect Aldrlch, which, however, would be equally and even more applicable to Mr. Hitchcock, himself, as the expectant senator, print it again with name and title sub stituted. Douglas county republicans can ap predate now much better what the democrats have had to contend with most of the time in the past when they had to go up against foreordained de feat with all the resources of war on the other side. Judge Troup thinks his decision in favor of the voting machine is vindi cated by the election of "Johnny" Lynch alone of all the republican candidates on the county ticket. Yes, and also by the defeat of Judge Sutton for congress. It Is supposed to be understood thai Congressman Latta has agreed not to run for the third time. But It should also be understood that Congressman Latta reserves the right to revise all agreements. "What's the matter with Missouri! She's all right," exclaims the Globe Democrat, which, considering that Champ Clark still resides at Bowling Green, Is a very temperate May of put ting it. Virginia farmers are glad to sell rabbits for 10 cents apiece, the Wash ington Post says. They ought to have been able to get that much for one foot before November 8. Maybe Senator-to-be Hitchcock will make Mr. Bryan his secretary In re turn for those few kind words Mr, Bryan spoke in bis behalf during the campaign. Senator Depew will probably not complain that the legislature went democratic. He doubtless enjoyed himself what time he spent in Wash ington. Dr. Clippen surely bas a good joke on some London lawyer. He had $3,000 in a bank thut bus just failed and he gets his wheu "23" rolls round, OMAHA. SATHiDAV, NOVEMBER 12. into. Wise Words Elitoriiil In Woi Id Herald. Chester 11. Aldrlch of 1'avM City has been elected governor of Nelirnpka, after a tli eiiiKius. bitter and unplcaxant ium-pals-n. by a very flattering majority. The character of the fight was such thut It hi left many soara behind It. It will be fr Mr. AMricli himself to tay whether those !rarn are to be Inflamed or healed. Air. AMricli will have It In his power pleasantly to surprlon both those who sup ported and those who opposed him. It is to bo presumed thut, as an Intelligent man, he in under no considerable de lusions as to what his election means. Ex cept among a single clans the fervent county npUonlfts and prohibitionists there was lltte Aldrlch enthusiasm In Ne brunka. A Rood many thousand people voted for Mr. Aldrlch reluctantly, hopina" almost against hope that he was a bigger and broader man than they believed htm to be. These are the people whom Mr. Aldrlch can pleasantly disappoint by mi'HMiilng up to the greatness of his op pirtunltles. However, he was elected and by whom ever he was elected, Mr. Aldrlch Is nut elected to be the governor of any particu lar sect or coterie or class or Interest. He is elected to be the governor of all Ne braska, lie Is elected to represent all the people and to protect every legitimate In tel est, at the tame time enforcing the law fairly and Impartially against all alike. It Is not his province as governor to pun ish his enemies. It Is not his place to in flume hatred and suspicion nor to promote Kti ife between citisens ho may differ with one another. .It is not even his principal duty, much less his principal opportunity, to provide public Jobs for his party friends Mr, Aldrlch Is a man of aomo cultui't and education, whu has had leual train lng and pubilo experience. Ilia lugialative record is not a dlciedllabie una. Ha has tho opportunity to grow in the confidence and respect of the stute which has honorvu him by proving himself a broader and big ger man than those who elected him be lieved him to be at the very time the were depositing their ballots. The World-Herald opposed Mr. Ald rlch with vigor In the campaign. It did 1U best to defeat, him, within fair and proper lines. Now that the fight is over, however, and the people have given their verdict, the World-Herald stands ready to uphold and defend lilm In everything he may do as governor which Is right and brave and manly. It sincerely hopes be will be Impressed and governed by the thought that Nebraska Is bigger than any political party, bigger than any sect or creed or Interest, and that all alike are entitled to considerate treatment and a square deal. In Other Lands Id Lights em What ts Traaai plrlng Among tbs Wear ao Tar JTstloaa of the Baxth. I'lime Minister Asquith's announcement of the failure of the conference which sought a solution of the parliamentary deadlock, disposes of various reports of success circulated through news bureaus for weeks past. Less than a week ago, word came from trustworthy quarters that an agreement had been reached for a comprehensive scheme of Imperial federa tion, embodying home rule for the four divisions of the United Kingdom and Ire land, with a parliament representative of ail the emphre; that a convention was to be called to draft a federal constitution, that meanwhile the toriea would prevent a ministerial crisis until a constitution was whipped into shape, and that, In any event no political disturbance would be permitted to mar the sea-ion of preparation for the coronation festivities of the coming June, This imposing structure, reared by supposedly reliable political architects in London Is blown over Ilka a house of cards by the prime minister's word, and the issue of "ending or mending" the House of Lords, la returned unchanged to Parliament, which assembles next week. Failure Is written on the face of the truoe entered upon six months ago. A general election at an early date seems inevitable, and the question of modifying the veto power of the House of Lords sent to the lectors for decision- The fruitless con clusion of the conference affords abundant material for political fireworks during the winter months in Great Britain. The retirement of Lord Morley from tu post of secretary of stats for India marks the retirement of the distinguished liberal statesman from active politics. Ha remains a member of the ministry, holding the honorary office of lord president of the oouncJl, with a salary of about 110.000 a year. Lord Morley is the ' last of the Gladstonlon group of British statesman, whose names are written large in the hist ory of the empire for the last fifty years. He baa been Identified with and an active sup porter of every progressive movement of his time, aa unwavering defender of democ racy, and a brilliant advocate of popular rights. Largely through bis Influence the steps were taken which resulted In the federation of South African states, and to him goes the credit of Instituting limited representaUve government tn India. Onl? oue act in bis long and honorable career caused grief to his admirers, and that was his acceptance of a peerage, Gladstone had repeatedly refused a seat In the upper house, preferring to remain a commoner to the cud. But unusual circumstances forced Mr. Morley to sacrifice his convictions and consistency. One very near to him. It Is related, became a defaulter In business to an exttnt Involving at least liOO,M. Mr. M.or ley's name had been forged on notes and he took the view that be was morally bound to pay them. In order to do this a salaried position was necessary, and he ac cepted the office and title aa a sacrifice to betrayed friendship. The "padlock bill" passed by the Spanish senate recently gets Its name from Its primary purpose, which Is to shut the door against tho Immigration, of religious orders from France or Italy. Pending the completion of negotiations with the Vati can, no new religious establishments are to be created In Bpain, and the extent of the regulation of those permitted la de pendent on the nature of tho compromise that may be effected between Madrid and Rome, borne modus vlvendl rather than an imitation of the Ftench' method Is to be expected, for the majority of Spaniard, even those who advocate reform, are not radically anti-clerical. a The diligent pursuit of dutiable goods at American porta ranks as a summer pastime In comparison with the seal and exactions of customs bouses on European borders. Two men went to Nice lately from Italy to attend a funeral and took with them a wreath of flowers to which was fastened a silk ribbon, bearing an Inscription. They was Inforarvd at their destination that they would have to pay a duty equivalent to UC. The mourners protested, saying that the wreath was made of natural floaers, on which there was no duty: but they were Informed that the dutiable part was the silk, and that, aooordlng to the tariff laws, duty must be collected on the gross weight of the memorial emblem. Then the men sgreed to throw the rlbbuu away, but this could not be for the Elect Same Slightly Revised. Gilbert M. Hitchcock of Omaha has been given the preferential vote for Vnited Hates senator from Nebraska, after a strenuous, bitter and unpleasant campaign, by a flat tering majority. The character of the fight was such that It has left many scars 'be hind It. It will be for Mr. Hitchcock him self to say whether those tears are to be Inflamed or healed. Mr. Hitchcock will have It In his power pleasantly to surprise both those who sup' ported and those who opposed him. It is to.be presumed that, as an Intelligent man, he Is under no considerable de lusions as to what his election means. Ex cept among; a single class the fervent county optionlsta and prohibitionists there was little Hitchcock enthusiasm In Ne braska, A good many thousand people voted for Mr, Hitchcock reluctantly, hoping almost against hope that he was a bigger and broader man than they believed him to be. These are the people whom Mr. Hitchcock can pleasantly disappoint by measuring up to the greatness of his op portunities. However, he is elected and by whomever lie Is elected, Mr. Hitchcock Is not elected to be the senator of any particular sect or coterie or class or interest. He Is elected to be the senator of all Nebraska. He Is elected to represent all the people and to protect every legitimate Interest. It Is not his province as senator to punish his enemies. It Is not his place to in flame hatred and suspicion nor to promote strife between citizens who may differ with one another. It la not even his principal duty, much less his principal opportunity, o provide public Jobs for his party friends. Mr. Hitchcock is a man of soma culture and education, who has had legal train ing and pubiio experience. His legislative record is not a discreditable one. He has iiie opportunity to grow In the confidence and respect of the state which has honored .din by proving himself a broader and big ger roan than those who elected him be lieved him to be at the very time they a ere depositing their ballots. The World-Herald supported Mr. Hitch cock with vigor In the campaign. It did its best to elect him, within fair and proper lines. Now that the fight Is over, however, and the people have given their verdict, the World-Herald stands readv to Aiphold and defend hlra In everything he may aa as senator which Is right and brave and manly. It sincerely hopes he will be impressed and governed by the thought that Nebraska Is bigger than any political party, bigger than any sect or creed or interest, and that all alike are entitled to considerate treatment and a square deal. done on French soli, and so thsy journeyed back to the frontier, where they disposed of the ribbon, boarded a train for Nice with the rlbbonless wreath, and arrived too late for the funeral. M. Briand bas been a sors diaannnin to the French socialists, who had come to look upon him as a radical of radicals, and expected him In high office to ex emplify all their doctrines to which he had assented. When the railroad strike as sumed a dangerous phase and agitators were trying to fan It Into a rebellion, the premier developed conservative and pa trlotio sentiment, with the result that his restrictive measures saved the country from an upheaval. Five years ago he was an almost irrepressible extremist, the man who might have been expected to lead, not to suppress an Industrial outbreak. Responsibility has brought reflection and compelled thought The sobering Influence has mads him the Frenchman of the hour. Constantinople Is practically dogless for the first time in modern history. Thirty thousand dogs were exiled from the olty on an Island on the Bea of Marmora, and left to survive or perish en sea air and sea, water. An occasional dog la still to be found In the capital, so still that any Turk may come home at any old hour without the annoying disturbance of an "honest bark." Letting; In the Light. Washington Herald. Aooordlng to a recent decision of the United States supreme court, it Is not a violation of (the constitutional rights of a defendant, la a murder trial If jurymen are allowed to go to their homes or to read the "daily papers while the trial ts In progress. This dlsDoses of tha antt. quated notion that to be a competent Juryman a man must not read the pa pers or have opinions of his own. World-Wide Bleuln.. Bpringfleld Republican. No part of President T alt's Thanksgiving day proclamation became It and the occa sion so well aa this passage: "It Is espe cially to be noted that during the last year great progress has been achieved In the causa of arbitration and the peaceful settlement of International disputes." , This Is a blessing as wide as the world, and may It grow In scope and achievement! Where Heroism Failed. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The man, who for six year eluded a Carnegie medal, has been run to earth. The great trouble with heroes Is that they never stop to count the consequences when the heroic opportunity confronts them. Inflating the tklg.. Washington Post Tha report that Germany has a new ex plosive shell of unprecedented power will perhaps make the chip on Germany's shoulder appear somewhat bigger to Eng, land. Knsr Money. Washington Post Only to think that outfit of unskilled labor In the next congress will cinch nine months pay before being called on tn earn a dollar. Merely a Loral Kick. Cleveland Leader. Nevertheless, the popularity of Theodore Roosevelt is iuitneuse and country-wide. Our Birthday Book November la, lSlo. Elisabeth Cady Stanton, one of the pio neers tn the woman suffrage movement In this country, was born November 12. 1816, at Johnstown, N, T. The first woman's rights convention met at her residence In IMS. 6 he died a few years ago. O. H. P, Belmont of the house of Bel mont and better known as "Perry," Is It He was born In New York and has Ureii a member of congress several times. Nixon Waterman, Journultst and poet, was born November 11, K,'), at Newark, 111. He was a member of The Bee's edi torial staff at one time, and now writes for many of the principal magaxlnes and periodicals. 11. A. Holdrege, general manager of the Omaha I -lectrlo E:glit and lower com pany, is .17. He was born In UoMon aud graduated as electrical engineer from the Boston Institute of Technology, lie bas been la his present poslUoq six years. or modern time V helps to perfect cooking. r Makes Calve, Pastries, Crusts, Light, Delicious, Wholesome. Best families, wcrcl over, uso it. I if t i , gflJ r. ., a POLITICAL DRIFT. Champ Clark's Missouri mule Is being groomed tor the promised parade on Penn sylvania avenue. I One of the many surprising features of the election Is the awful appetite for office developed by democrats. Usually Pennsylvania vocalizes with the strength of a grand opera oliorus. This year the state whispers a weak Tenor note. Uncle Joe piled up his usual majority and he isn't saying a word. But a snap shot of his smile would be a moving pic ture. Back in Indiana "Mary of the vineolad cottage" has gone Inside, pulled down the blinds and Is relieving her seared heart with a good cry. Cook county, Illinois, and Douglas county, Nebraska, are partners In misery. Only one republican in each succeeded In reach, lng the pie counter. Referendum clamor in South Dakota put before the voters the question whether or not railroad locomotives should wear elec trlo headlights. The "noes" won and kero sene was vindicated. . . Tha "hope of the white race" Is knocked out again. In St Louis a colored man ran for an office against the former chairman of the democratic city committee and knocked the white man clear over the ropes. George Washington Parr of Nebraska City, late drum major of the Otoe County Dahlman club, sent to an Omaha friend a fat game bird, feathers and ' all, tagged with this pathetic message! ' "Tom, old scout, enjoy yourself; It's me for orowl" Missouri pulled down a cloudburst on the heads of the advocates of a dry state. In St. Louis the wet majority was 12S.432, a proportion of twenty to one. Had Billy Sunday pulled off another preachment In the town it Is believed the "drys" would have been skunked. Financial Snrg-ery. Philadelphia Ledger. Several Chinese banks have failed. Now It will be possible to ascertain if there Is anything in the old yarn tfiat In China the failure of a bank was always followed by the failure of the banker's bead to remain on his shoulders. Yon Can't Lose Willie. Chicago Tribune. Viewing the result In general and In par ticular, we entreat Mr. Bryan to be calm. There Is nothing In It for hlra. Jill ABSOLUTELY FinEFHOOF CHOADVAY, C0n.'.ER CF TIYDITY-fiTH STX.ZET Most convenient hotel to all Subwayi and Depots. Rooms $1.50 per day and upwards with use of baths. Rooms $2.50 per day and upwards with private bath. Best Restaurant in New York City with . Club Breakfast and the world famous "CAFE CJ' f' ...... FM ANO BURGLAR HROP VAULTS Have safe deposit box? A safe deposit bog at the rentals we chars ' surely low-priced security. We Invite you to call and have the superintend ent show you the vaults, as well as the various sized rooms for Directors and Committee HeeUas These rooms are for the free use of our customers Entrance to Vaults. iuj fcoutll 13th street u re s Biscuit MIRTHFUL KEMARKS. Teacher Charles, tell what you know of the Mongolian race. Charles 1 wasn't there.- ' I went to the foot ball game. Judge. "Didn't I contribute .AO0O to your cam paign?" asked Mr. Inmtin ftsx. "Yes; but look nt the number of word the opposition candidate put in. valued In the regular market at a dollar each!" Washington Star. "In the light of modern Invention, I know now what the mermaids sal on a rock combing their long golden tresses for." "What were they waiting for?" "For a Marcel wave to come along" Baltimore American. "Grateful citizens may one day provide a magnificent memorial to you. "Perhaps." replied Senator Rorghum. "But I don't see any way of my getting an interest In the contract to provide the stonework and statuary." Washington Star. "There Is one thing whloh a marrying minister desires In his business ss ardently as other business men dread It." "What Is that?" "A prolonged tie-up." Boston Transcript. "They will never be troubled with the Ir rigation problem In England." "Why not?" "At least, not aa long as they are lur of a reign." Chicago Post SLEEPYHEAD. Chioago News. Teensy little tads like me Can't have no fun at all. For soon as we are through with tea Somebody's bound to call. In an awful mean old way: "Bobby, come to bed! Brother Dick an' sis can stay, But you're a sleepyhead!" - When all the children g to see The movln'-plcture show, - - " I see the first that's all for me An' then I have to go. 'Cause nursle whispers: "You can't wait; That s what your mother said. For now, you know, it's getting late. An' you're a sleepyhead!" An' It's the same way Kundsy night, When sister's beau's in town: I see them shade the parlor light An' pull the curtains down; r:n ir l drop in unawares, Why, sister's cheeks git red She scolds an' says: "Y ou run upstairs You little sleepyhead!" It's "sleepyhead" an "sleepyhead!" That makes me awful mad: They pick on me, my nursle said. Because I'm Just a tad. Well' when I am a man, just wait, I'll send some kid to bed. An' say: "You can't elt up so late, 'Cause you're a sleepyhead I" ELYS EE" I i you a if! 5 I til Is,. - ' 1 oiTV