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xovF,Mm;n it. inm. REAL ESTATE FARM AMI HAOI l.ANO FOR S4LK (Continued.! WANTED SITUATIONS It'ontinued.) WANTKD Position Tyler 11 aj chambermaid. tk Iak)a. Tin: m:i. omaiia. fwiuy.' Vr i A 1 1 ai , HAI-K JMDK, HALF C ASH yKT-x-re iBk. rnnch, located 1 miles , 'rem good it. II. half hot.om Unit, balance ,' rolllnn. p:i-fire and hay Und; all fenced 'ttld CI OSH fenced; ttio bottom Isnd in black loam and the very best o( soil; nearly level; 1ut sloping enough to drain, which la mostly under plow; K4 acres alfalfa; al'iit hA acres g-od timber; well watered by fine 'prlng; twj good writs and river (rontane; ona set of building. Piici S per aire. Will take naif In cood income, city prop erty or rood fnrm land. Aodress I'. O. Box 1A Dallas. B. D. DOUBLE TOUR MONIT r yea tttt to buy a good townslte? tv lave It Just- fresh from th government, with perfect tit la. 120 lota now surveyed and about to of them sold with about build Ins now complete tn tha town on a rall icart that haa six dally traltia. with ex talent ssrvlc. 'Ihls lownalta Includea It a.ies of th vary beat of aaoond bottom and with flna timber lor pa ka and lo a flna atream of water running through It. r"ln openlnss for almoat all klnda of bust resa especially a tank., hotel and elevator. A gram! bargain If aold In thirty day. Ad dr Powell Land Loan Co.. l'owaii. wtanly county. at r. fFCTlON of Gregory county (Bouth Da kota) land for awl. Thla nactlon haa tim ber, running water fed tv spring;, lota of bayt M acres' broken; 1A0 acraa can ha 'plowed; all fenced; one-half mile from school, threw an Ilea from ona r'Mred town and aiz ml lea from another; good aoll and tha very beet all-around terming and atock , ralalng se-tlon In Gregory county, Foutn Dakota, ( all cm or write to l ha lea allluax. ewa:r. Fairfax. li. "TUB IDEAL HOMR" OF M0 ACRES, ailuated tu th Sioux valley, four nil let south of Caatlownod, tha county aeat of .Pamlln county, South Dakota; 4-tQ acraa of black loam, under yearly cultivation. Uw acrea in .pasture and l'Ki In tha beautl- . lul aprlna-raU .ak-) Floienca, with Ita avlvan ictni.i a rut aparkllhg watera, deep and pure aoJ filled with flan and game In eiacun. anj nearby la tha home, a 14-room ' house, tai ga barn, two granariea. chicken houae, hog nouae and wnt'n-wlre paature; (wrn alio, nauhine houae, email barn and nurneroue amall hulldiOKa, all In good con onion, with windmill, three walla and da tarn, all aurrotinded by a beautiful grove. iTluw, rt.ou, on good term. ,by U- i. Bua ac',1, Ciltv.oed, H. IX. WHY- i-XY IIK1H RBNTT Mr. rarnier, come to South Dakota; atop baling hia H rcnta; own your own farm; ei tid the money for your Improvemente ttiat vou are Paying In lowa In high rent We Vwn twenty tjnart-re of 4nd here tiial we i an aell o.i lor 16 to t-Ht ix;r acre ou t'rn.a you can t beat; II turn to ii.MV Oowo, balao.-a on iyii enia at per cent. Come here uvloii- tne anapa are all gone, hut ttiU'ttifoi niattuii wrl,e Dixon tiro, or Bank vf ewutHa, r'aule county, Si. V- - -' ' Wlaconalo. ' u- XCillisr'tTEVKLr UN'l),' 26 cultivated, 'baiaine utniUire. ii-roim houae. large baru, (.in :Kcn lioii. riprlnK and trout biook on finm. t im.erf friuii Kia.tiun. aciiool on land. a.fj. - tcrjlia. 'lum Aluaon. lalaud v..Uj, ibtala bank, Cumuvrluud, Wis. ,HAHlWlX)U"' timbered lake frontage firm at h I.Mtk.illi: iti acres In l'olk county .i.. bo miles Xiom twin cltiea; heuvy lay loam V.flf lulf mile lako frtMitMgc, Iota-of haniw'ond nw" timber, amall clear :ina. olu lnillduiK; good ni:lgliboi hood; un H.J"l; ou eiiHy tei ma If taken at olic.tr. uniiti' N.' H., Box A. Ht. Croix falls, Wia. Mlaocllaaewwa, IIAVK Vltr A FA KM FUJI KALE On 'Miiiikf i w. iiA -vmii aunt to buv one? A .tiahu vour wani.-i knuwu tnruugn THE ,PKrt iiuiNr. t A I'lTAL, the want nit '" uiuiji t iowii. liaic;.l cent a word for . aina inaeitlon, tt tcnls a Uii, iO cent an men. t Hcuiailon, ii.uwi; largcxt ui any iiwa daily, lilve ue -a trial. . Addreaa Tna t.apunl l.uml iK'p't., Ijcb Molnca, la. I htrvL-kdlAi LOANS 60o to iM' bn Omaha homes. O'Keofe Hh1 LatHto Co.. 101a . V. Life. Uuug. or WANTKD City loans. Feters Trust Co. LOW liATKIk. Bf;M18-'A HLBEItO CO., SU-Sl? BianUca Theuter, Bltlg, OARV1N HROfj;, 1.1 floor N. T. Life. $.0 W Vlyo.mW iiv Improved property, No delay. 'LOANS to home owners and home build er, with privilege of making; partial pav. nieuts aeiul-aiiaually. Y. II. THOMAS.. (08 First National Bank: Bldg. ,M,ONET TO LOAN Payne) Investment Co. $1110 to 110.000 made promptly. F. 1). awd.- Weudi BMj., lath and Farnam. WANTFD- nam bnilth Co.. lajO Farnam fc!t. REAL ESTATE WANTED i ..I . WANT to luy, only. from owner, good farm land lowest part . Iowa, east part Nebiaska or southeast corner South Ua kota. If milt mi w. II pay H.iwO quick and more lluoh 1 Jf not oip and price, numbers and good description not given, do not anawer abouv It. Wlh not listen to oecta, (Wu ' Kaamussao, Houey Creek, la,. U. JT. ! , . - r.,..' J - SWAPS KOOM1NU IIOUSH blocks of lth and Farnam, saying - big Income. Will take uua-lialf. land, small amount cash, balance enay payments. Nowata Land at Lot Co., UH New York Life Bldg. Bhonea Had liNS, J iid. A-1721. . 13.000 BIXK'.K. in Howard Btove Co. and American Mica Mills Co., considered seme tiash; wlH trade for Clear house. 13 '' txUBl.E brick apartment house, rooms exsch; excellent repair; beat rental location. ,owta Land and Lot Co.; ' New York Life Bldg. Tel.' Hed, A -1711. IV YOIT have anything to trade or seU ;., .- A. B. LATltROPl -421 Bee. "M h. tscrtarge vroparuae of merit. H. at. X.wKh ll kl K Ufa. Lauslas 7kua t7.0rj siooli, 4 0U0 building for Idaho or Oregon land. Address J. Teenant. llock wen city. la.. -- HA.M'Sr.aih; . Kentucky saddle stallion J rut stamlard tm-j iteMiiig. both sound and right, lor ciass miO touring car or an4 properly.. Box. a4. Wlnieract, la. luO ACRES Iowa Cora "land, rolling- but i y itch,-also choice lt) In Oklahoma. SVill tra-ie for good K annus or alie.touil farm, t an use auto, team, farm tools, etu. About $J-.t). M.. I -and, luix 4. a, Omaha. V 1lXOHA.NO.E-A well Improved Bouth J mkoia. tana, for fai m luachjaery or stouk liicr-clianviiae- ligSt coiiwidt-r othar prop efii. jt J' M K. !i.1ll Kvederlck. 5. 1) 'i s . WAMEQ-tO GUY bfcHT pvic paid for M-hand furniture, taipiU. xiottu.: aiid- shoes. iel. li. e'KCOXD-hand clothing; party afternoon drrsata. John rXdman. I). SUS. A-irM. : Tiil beat Micas paid for broken watobeg aud vU i'oU, . ai.ua a. M &. liiia. aua v-J auio., ft WANTfclV-A first claa moving pic y r ten ne. am w. OutiwuuiinUt. it. ONTE0T0 RENT U I HlvKK tv four . fjjrnishad houatketpiug Uuaum or Saiait num.-lied Hat near l'ainau . r line, good locuuiy; inai.i,i couuia. UC, ntw tvruia, ruaaoiit-.tL l o. - V - ' jU Jak-atioa want to work In private Aujivm A Hal, !. X I J f , wife want siraJy work ou farm .x, f i;-ii. (IJ N. Lvlleua, liaasiuii. 111 ixoUKAPHKK. bookkeeper. office "k"- Work; court reloi i.r iinarieui or lempoiary: aa,aj 11 l fK-t'N't1 dealre plao to work for I P V V.i.1 -alf ru..iu u pruaie family wan ' ' tiuu.il collage. Lole Coiira. teoin k. i-,'- 4 I V, M .,Vl,iHNU. ai-y kinj. will c I J i., ..... aO. a. lualO t ,,tn' Orairxj liHauoil h-r good nnuto cl -"u'J ' be sacuittl TOI'Nfl rnan. who speak Fpnnlsh. French and tierman and can -operate typ writer. desires position as eorreeiondent or Intei-jTtter. Have i year' rllvf experi ence and hold first cls.a references. B TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY CITY PHOPER1V FOH SALE!. $100 "cash Balance In easy monthly payments, will buy you a good 3-room brick nous at l!Hd B. IT.th 81. Pric I1.000. $400 CASH Balance long time on a (-room cottage. tiear 3lKt and Decatur: city water, gas. ewer, cement walk In front of house; full lot OOxlWiw Price 11.800. The Byron-Reed, Co., Both l"honee. 213 8: 17th 81. 50 ACRES located four miles north of Florence on lower river road; 10 acrea bottom, acrea upland; orchard of fiiio treaa; fair dwelling, barn and outbuildings. I'rlce only $.,,000. A big bargain. Bemis-Carlbcrg Co. 313 Brandela Theater. HIX ROOMS :'. HOT WATER I IE AT No. 110 North 43d St. Oatt finish and floora. Ixt MrxlL'o. Garage. PRICK. ITi.tiOO. 2,0n0CABH. Only 2 years old and a mighty nice home. Armstrong-Walsh Co. 210 8. 17th St. Tyler 153S. A Home on The Boulevard. An attractive, up-to-datn hdme near the Field club; oak flnlah below: white etiamol with mahogany doom and minora uuKtuira. A getrj of a house, i'rlco p.Qt). owneT wtinta to ao.ll before Iecembt-r 1. If the houxc atilts and the price does not, we will try to fix that. . J. H. Dumont & Son, Tel. D. 6W. 1605 Farnara l Omaha. W est Farnam 7 Rooms, $4,750 A fine, brand new, complrtrl$.lhodorn home, In very best locality; the finish, workmanship are of the very best. All special Improvements paid for. 307 No. 31st Street Norris & Martin, 0 Bee Bldg. Doug. 4270. Web. 4G38. $800 Cash ItALAXCK MONTHLY; buys S-room mod ern houae, gilt edne location; 4 good bed rooms; paved street; close to car. school iS'L !?r8-, ir0kH .m... ST3-78 Brandels GOVERNMENT NOTICES orrrcK of tub constructing guartermaster. Cheyenne, Wyoming. . . ... t " v-, " .""TU I'loiKmais in triiiii cat will be received at this off ce until '10 A. M., Mountain Tlnie. Monday. Nnmi. 14. 1HI0. at which time they will be opened In public, for the completion of certain Items of conatructlon in Administration uuiiuinK, near Annex and Ward Wintts I roov noapiiai, fort l. A Hu- seil, Wyoming. Also for the installation of plumbing fixtures, heating fixture and electrlo l.ght fixtures In snid Ward Wings Nos. a and 4 of said new post hospitul. Plans, specifications and. general Instruc tions to bidders, are on file In this office also the offices of the Chief Quartermaster' Iiepartment of the Missouri,, Omaha, Ne braska: Chief Quartermaster. 4,'osartment of the Colorado, Jenv-r Colora.s -and tha Secretary of the Builders' Kxcbsnge hl Paul, Minnesota. All bidders should ex amine the general Instructions to bidders before submitting proposals. . Proposal blanks may be had this office. The governmant reserves the iv ijcl ur aiucrpi anv or all bids or any part thereof. Knvelopes containing proposals should be Indorsed ' "Proposalii for completion, new post hospital, Fort O A. Kusnoll, Wyoming, to be opened No vember 14. 1910," and addressed to F S AKMSTBONd, Captain and gr. Mr 'sth XJ. K Cavalry, Constructing Quartermas ter. Boom J. Keefe Hall, Chevenne. Wyom '" " Ocir-;ii-37-2.s-Novi'i.ia CONNOR REFEREE IS CHOSEN I. Slbbernaea to Ua Oit of Referee to Divide la the Ratal of J. A. Coaut. . I. Hlbbernsen. on ot the referees of the estate of the late Joseph A. Conner, who was selected to divide up the Nebraska real estate among the heirs, Wednesday aold L040 acrea of til land In Stanton county to Edward Wuideman and J''. Rabeler, Jr., both of Leigh. Neb., for 7a,100, the land teiug mostly prairie and unlm- provea. in remaining property was equally divided up among the heirs. II. B Uunsicker Is the otU referee..-. GRAIN EXCHANGE ELECTS Ticket Aeaatnated Ga Through Wlthoat Cod teat, a Mas xtcd.. Election of thre directors of the Omaha drain exchange took place as tiuletly as expected. W. J- llynes, J. W. Holmmilst and Sherman baunders wire unopposed. They received 92 votts each out of W cast. On tha exchange floor facetiously Inclined members re declaring that one of th three must hav voted for Mmself. t Igaia, o Ritarna PIERRE, S. IJ.. Nov .-Spcll.)-The election Judges of on of the precincts in the. eastern part of this county decided to officially call attention Id a transgression ot on of their Inalienable rights.: Th can didate forgot to send a supply of cigars to th precinct and th officials lo making their "unofficial returns" to th county auditor made no figures, but wrote across th center of th blank, "No cigars; no returns." It will require a wait for official returns to know Jut what that particular . - ------ - ' ' ' MbUW ' Precinct has done for the candidates and propositions presented to them. Maalctpal Onanihls Kaila. BIOUX KALIJ, 8. D., Nov. 10. Mpeclal.) An experiment made by th city author ities of Platte with Biunlcipal ownership of an el&ctrio lighting syslra has resulted In failure and now th city council has acted favorably upon a franchise giving F. J. Miller, a local capitalist, tha right to either purchase the present electric light systedk or install a ow plant. There has been complaint in the past as to the character , ' of the service and the result of the new I move will b much batter tght eric In lih. tutui. A H (MtRETNorifr on I n hHATt com? WHATi "THE lATTC R WITH f a.i THAT SAUSA.Cr H SCEMS 70 Be 6K0WINS etsofK. ? it PJ MQVINa. 100 ET A ROPE . OR SOUTHING 60 1 CAH TIE TM1 DOWN! 1 WAN1 (T0tATjT ! Items of New veilings with their pronounced fig ures . and designs, are likely to nave a baneful effect upon the eyes, and to count eract as far as possible the Irritation which these nets cause treatment must be given. ..One woman, whose ryes are a glorj of brightness, though they are not strong, told me that before and after wearing a veil she gives her ryes a regular tonlcating bath. 'Any veil is Irritating to eyes that are sensitive, occullsts liave told women, but ot course we keep on wearing veils. My own eyes, for example are not strong, and I think when the sight Is strained it cre ates fine lines about the lids that make me appear oluer than I am. I am not going to hav that If I can help It, and so before putting on a veil I stimulate my eyes. "The work takes about five minutes. 1 begin by holding my face over a basin of hot water and mopping my eyea first one then the other, with an old handkerchief wet In water. I do not rub. Just mop to heat th lid muscles. A soon as the lids Th e Dai VOL. I. TUU BUMBLK BEES. A. STINGER.... .Editor Communications welcomed, and neither signature nor re turn postage lequlred. Ad dress the Editor. NO BAD MONET TAKEN. Hesalta. It's all over now, even the adding up. The Bumble Eee didn't get everything It would have liked, but th ether fellows didn't get It all, and so there' a little satisfaction In the outcome. It wouldn't have been nlc if on sid had taken all. Th Bumbl Bee points with prld to johnny Lynch; he wai our pet little candidate, ana th fact that, he Is the only one ho pulled through tha wreck shows that this great moral engine does have some influence. If we had had time to attend to everything. It barely pos sible that some of the results might have been changed. However, we will not wory over that. We are happy In thinking that we saved Lynch. Hurrah for Johnny Lynch! Fna. Jim didn't get much out of the returns, but he has the consolation of knowing that he had the time of his life while It was going on. And all It cost him was his time. Hop. Senator Sorenaon ought not to despair. Recent events in Nebraska ought to confirm him in his belief that he will yet be senator. Tank. li s especially tough on Boss Tom. "the nex mayor," to Lav to go back to work, and find that bis fund has been exhausted. Lrach. Johnny Lynch Is In a posi tion now to learn how Harry SOmt-ia i used to feel A Bother. Among jt!,eu a ho look ahead to a hard w'nlcr is r 1 grSra, t i , L. i - - ... ... -, j-- ..... i r v'jSjL., ... L , i zs'rz r : . "-"-a l f "tX w V " -tk I J-s ca, -t 1 1 II . -r ' -J 1! 4 i ' . I f L r WKUT II -Zl 1 JLJJ :if L 1 111 - . wX-- ' ' i I f i (I TAID FOR T AND rr BELONGS TIE IT 10 TKE r , : . Merest lor the Ycmcn Folk feel warm I let the hot water run off, turn on the cold and mop again. This bath acts as an astringent and prevents any danger of taking cold. -' "Drying I do carefully Mrtlh an old, soft towel kept for this rjurposjI 'do, hot rub, but pat the surface, and .n particular to get off all the moisture, That done, I put Into each ey a few tflrops of camphor water and boraclc acid, an eye water that all druggists keep. It Is soothing. I hold my head back when putting In the drops, so the liquid will stay in the lids. "Again I pat tha surface with a soft towel, and after a few moments, to allow for complete evaporation, I dust on a little face powder. Then I put on my hat and veil. "When I come in If I have; worn my veil for more than half an hour I repeat the above treatment. It freshens the lids and prevents undue muscle strain. When re tiring X always bathe my eyes In hot water. I don't know how this would do for other women, but I am sura It has much to do uf Bu m OMAHA, NOVEMBER 11, 191Q. DOGNOSED PETE TALKS Rrprearntatl ve Cow Gea tlemaat Dlsappolated by Daklmaa, "Well, isn't It too bad!" This Is what Dognosed Pete of lizert Gulch said when he heard that Mayor Jim, the cowboy candidate, had .been defeated. After a moment of rumin ative silence, during which Mr. Dognose dipped his Appolin arla appreciatively, he went on; . "It will be a great disap pointment to the cow gentle men of the west, who had hopefully anticipated th tri umphant election ot Mr- Dahl man. From the outset they were quite elated over the prospects of his victory, and to have their hopes thus dashed will certainly be a strain on their equanimity. "it is rather a rarity for one of them to enter the lists as a candidate for political preferment, for tha shrinking modesty of a cow gentleman is proverbial In the west, and they Instinctively retir from publicity. This, I am told, has been one of Mayor Dahlt man's most marked charac teristics, and designates him as a true number of the guild. That h should hav permitted tha use of his name In connection with the guber natorial of lie, must, 1 uu sure, hav been only after lung ccgitation, for it la not reasonable that one of his re tiring nature would readily conaent to como before tne worid in so prominent a fash ion, unless some unusual pres sure was brought to bear upon til in. "1 can only surmise the na ture of th conaideratlc-n that Induced Mr. Lahltnari to com mit himself to the undertaking, but ft el asaured In advance ot exact knowledge that It was a worthy one. "These thoughts are con iolatory, of course, but they will only serve to ameliorate th keen chaguu his fellow cow gentlemen will experience at the kiiua ledge of his dis comfiture. "It la ci'ciU to t I- BARBECUE IS OFT Major Jim Recalls Invita tions to Ills Lin coln Function. "I would like to have Tha Humble Bee make an an nouncement for me," said Mayor James Charles Dahl man to The Bumble .Bee re porter, who was on his rounds. "Wilt you please say to the people," went on our affable and urbane mayor, "That for reasons best known to th world at large, I will be forced to withdraw th In vitations I issued, asking peo ple to attend a barbecue at th state house grounds in Lincoln, early In January? "Owing to circumstances over which I have no con trol, I will not be in Lincoln at the tune set, and will, therefure, be unable to keep my engagement. "I regret more than I can easily express having to dis appoint . so many, but It -is quite beyond my power to carry out my. original plans. I feel sure that tills will be understood by most, and so, while I regret having to make the announcement, I am con strained to do It in order that no one will feel that I am holding out." Mayor Mahlman then gave the reporter for The Bumble Bee a real cigar, one of the regular smoking kind, with a nice red and sold band around It, and, aa the Inter view had closed. The Bumble Bee reiorter withdrew. gretted that the person who was preferred by the people is more of a farmer than any. thing elae. From the very beginning, you know, there haa been gial division be tween the cow gentJeinen of all the world and thos who follow purely agricultural pur suits. I am hot entirely free from an aversion of this nature myself, although I sel dom come Into contact with any of the other tints. "Perhaps Hie moct unfor tunate feature of the eut coine, as afteciiiig Mr. Dahl inan s future, will be the fart that La Las lost uatte with. fTn 6oinoTto IE AT TOU! NO! IS 60- (J h A' THROKir m or I 1 1HU HERE I AM ON THF ATLANTIC WITHOUT, WRC LS.SS OUTfir i EQUIUBr?ATOR , f POOD 00T OF REACH VrVE ARE GOi )ING TO 1 . RLSE 1 CLOSE UP. TNINi WA I A- Ci a C ALL Trtu Time 3 mo. m GO MIIMFl I WISH I MAP T KOI EA1E K I l-fAT RAIttmTj 2 with preventing my having crow's feet or the heavy look about the eyes which I see so often. MARGARET MIXTER. Thanks to our fear of germs, tt will soon become a habit to ask friend, before shaking hands, "Excuse me, but did you soak your hand In a solution of perman ganate of potaeh, then In another saturated with bisulphide of soda because If you have not I cannot shake you by the hand" Paris Greetings. , A very pretty fashion, a novelty and one that will be much adopted this autumn and coming winter, Is the high Japanese sash of satin, with Its broad bows at the back and no ends. This tttyle with th walstless coset is sure to be popular an It Is un doubtedly picturesque. Bigger, Better, Busier That Is what ad vertlslng in The Be will do for your business. bix Bee NO. 212. PERSONAL. ' Jim Rait Is smiling Just as If he bad won. Goodly Brucker didn't want to be mayor, annyhow. Freem' Tucker says never mind. Just look at Florehce. - Fred Wead and Byron Hast ings are still selling houses and lots. "Bill" Shoemaker Is going to give the constitution another ruii for its money. Charley Lobeck Is not the only lucky man In town; be 1 Just one of them. ' Colonel Berry man only grins when he thinks about it. If you could Just set Ed to talk. Charley Fanning doesn't care so awful much; he had his trip to Egypt la-t spring, you know. Holy. Our friends down near the Junction of bait and Ante lope creeks are doing right wsll. They have the consola tion of knowing that their representative in congress will got his home mall at tho Holy City, and not at a lltti town over on the Misuoo. It doesn't always matter what your qualifications are; sometimes where you live counts Ifor much mure than your ability to fill the office. Ball. Pa Rourke has gone to Ch with hklpper Bill t0 look over some bargains In ball pluyers. Pa ravs he isn't going to be slumped again for want of ablebodled men. the cow centlemen. They are a peculiar lot, in that tiiey are excessive In their loyalty to the tenets and ethics of their class, and one of the unvaried and .unvary ing rules, aa Immutable as th laws of the Medes and th Persians, . Is nut . to . disturb a pcraon w ho.e life has de parted." And Dognoaed Pete finished his gU of mineral water and said I. a expected to return to llxen Gulch Immediately, aa the rude life of Omaha disturbed him giaaUja. Tired Business Man BT WALTKfl A. SINCLAIR. "And the flirt thing the rortugue republic did was to enact a divorce law," exclaimed Friend Wife. "Making what's sauce for the Tortu-gi-ese saucy for the rortugandera," re plied the Tired llui-iiir-'S Man. "And I hear that they are smioufiy contemplat ing renaming Lisbon and calling It 'Reno.' I'ldn't I tell yon when they founded that republic that they' would have all the modern convenience Put In the founda- tlcn? And doesp't some female writer declare that divorce Is a fire escape from a matrimonial school, enabling love to climb out of the window when hubby comes In th door? "I can see In that 'enactment the fine hand of the lawyer lawmaker opening up an unworked and unlimited mine ot wealth for the profession. Not that the husbands of Portugal are any worse than any oth ers but the wiyes are keen to be up to the latest styles, and In divorce they ai-c lamentably belifml Women of oilier nation!'. They have yet to know the towns where. a the song goes, the judge and Jury meet you at the train. They haven't had any nickU-in-the-slot machines for distributing divorces nor have they had any noisy divorce trials nor nolneleas ones. 'I don't know which is the bust oh, don't be alarmed. Nothing personal. Merely from a technical standpoint let us say, a choice betwen two evils to discover the lesser. The noiseless divorce. Unlit running, the muffler on, sawdust and tan- bark sprinkled along the route, makes the flight from the 8tate ot Matrimony a very inviting and pleasant experience. No pub licity. A complaint filed at quitting time- In the fternoon, when the reporters have retired to play poker, the accommodating e'erk who quickly hides It In the archives, and the game Is on. "There Is always the considerate Judge who is willing to receive In a whisper the remarks of a lawyer representing an as sured social position, a ban of money and a side line of glltedged bond. Then it is but a short cry no, a mere murmur to the kind-faced old referee who holds court In a sound-proof booth, the secret findings slipped . to the Judge, decree granted In gum boots and the testimony chucked into the bourne from which no legal papers return. The craze to ship food, handker chiefs, milk, socks and crac kers sealed has reached divorces, and even the seals on the papers don't bark. "On th other hand we have the noisy Daughters of V. -. - , Wrs. Hugh Fraser. the well known nov elist snd author of several Important books on travel. Is a daughter of th sculptor, Thomas Crawford, and a niece of Mrs. Julia Ward Howe. Her mother was Louisa Curtis Ward. Thomas Crawford, who was born in New York, early showed marked genius as a sculptor. H studied at first with Fraser and Launlts, and afterward In Rome with Tt.orwaldsen, and in that Imperial city his daughter was born. One of Mr. Craw ford's finest works is th "Orpheus," purchased by the Boston Atnenaeum. He has been called "the sculptor ' ot the Capitol." Miss Crawford married Hugh Fraser, of the British diplomatic service, and accom panied him to Japan. China, South Amer ica and other countries on his official duties. He died 'In ISM. The year follow ing Mrs. Fattser issuad her first book, The Brown Embassador." Novels and fascinating books of travel followed In quick succession. Including "Palladia." "A Chapter of Accidents," "The Looms of Time," "A Diplomat's Wife in Japan," "Mama s Mutiny ' aud others. In her latest book, "A Diplomat's Wife In Many Lands," the . first volume deals with the writer life In Rome and else where before her marriage In 1S71. and in cidentally gives vivid glimpses into private life and publl events In Roma during that period. How familiar were the scenes and personages of Roman society to the Craw fords may be gathered from the pages of Marlon Craa ford's novels. In t!)lx work there are hosts of extremely interesting AN INVENTOR He I've discovered fet bar-caving device . She Oh, you gtnfusf What It? He rm going to marry fhUiMa U4 Uinml il A l A , Tells Friend Wife the Portuguese Divorced Maa ! from His Job lastly. j- J' -vN. ' . 3 "i ! Y7 . I r;:i!H'KK." ' or angmented-ochestra divorce, In 'which every little movement and the meanness thereof in fully diagrammed In the sight of the audience, with principal and speaking characters In -the front row. moving pic tures and Inlet polated music. The bout Is worked tip lllie a championship go, with experts visiting the training camps to (riv their erroneous opinions as to the condi tion of tfie combatants. Old grads of th class of 'CO, Pchool ot Hard Kxperlence, write snappy criticisms and tha fight by rounds f-om the side lines, fcltaff artists go Into early decline trying to make all Hid women in the rase good looking In the pictures. Ladles go on the stand and per jure themselves like gentlemen, while th bleachers crltleiao their tai te In hair, com plexion nnd gowns. "I'm not read tip on Portusal and f don't know If they are strong for the bull fight like their ne,t door neighbors, but. If so. I can see a strong competition starting up w hen the divorce matinees begin. ' One of their newly enacted erc-und fur dlvorcs was long Imprisonment, w hleli . would seem to be encloaeJ ground, 1 wonder what they call lon;r Imprisonment over ther now that marriage Is a life sentence?" . "Did they need dtvorcu laws?" asked Friend Wife. "Judging by the eas with which they divorced Manny from his Job no," replied the Tired Business Man. (Copyright, liUO, by the X. T. Hera hi Co.) Famous Men ' V i end Illuminating; reference to and anec dotes about the Orslnis, Colonnas, Dorlas and many other well known Roman fam ilies, besides such well known personages as GarlbaWi. Popes Gregory XVI, and Pius IX, Victor Emmanuel and scores of others. The second volume deals with, experience after her marriage to HUgh Fraser, of the British diplomatic service, aud describes life and society In Europe and th Orient and Bouth America during twenty eventful years. A list of the notable people whom, Mrs. Frastr has met and of whom she here records her personal impression would look not unlike a history of the celebrities of the latter part of the nineteenth century. Among those included In her reminiscence aro King Humbert, the Prince of Walos, afterward King Edward VII; the emperor and empress of Austria, (ho Crown Prlnc Rudolph, Count MeUenrlch. Bismarck, IJ Hung Chang, the dowakcr empress of China, Generals Grant and Sherman, the Brownings, Longfellow, Hans Anderson, Emerson, Lowell, Motley, Prescott. Agassis, Lisst, Verdi, Balvlni, Cardinal Newman, Du.se and Thorwaldsen. . (Copyright, l'JlO, by the K. y. Herald Co.) f , Daily Health Hint J Thcru Is such a thing as fatigue which goes deeper than dally work, acqording to the North American Review. We can work so hard as to- become exhausted too ex hausted for any kind of work. Perhaps this is will fatigue. It Is coming to be re garded as fundamentally true that rest, from such fatigue demands continuity. Brief Dec la Ions from th Be.ieh. With apologies to our English cousins. the Immortal words of CollesU'r Loeb of the port of New- Yoi k seem to Uu "America expects every woman to pay her duty." Many men who complain about playing second fiddle ought to be glad that they are In the orchestra at all. If talk' bo cheap, what is meant by "extravagant language?" The wheels of pi-ogrens are always oiled with "elbow grease." In the case of the actress, puffs are said to make both her complexion and her reputation. The leason why there la so much room at the top Is that when people get there they seldom stay for any length of time. Judge. One More I ntorlaaat. "Prhaw:" exclaimed Miss Verner, impa tiently, "I'm sine we'll mlas the opening number. We've waited a good many min utes for that mother Of mine." "Uuiv. I should saj." Mr. t-ioman-retorted ratlu-r crossly. "Ouia? Oil, George!" ahe cried, and laid her blushing chrek upon hi shirt 'rant L'atUollu blaadard.