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Remit by draft. eip'fss or postal order payable to The f.ee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received in payment of mall accounts 1'ersonal chuki except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. STATEMENT OK CIHc'tflATlON. Rate of Nebraska, Douglas r.ouniy. : Ueorge H. Tss hues, treasurer of The Bea Publishing company, bains duly sworn. a that th actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Kvenlng and Hunday Bea printed during Iba month of bap t ember. 1810, waa as fol lows: a.Mo 43.270 43,110 0e90 .......44.130 ....... 43.A39 ....... 4300 .43.6(10 14... II... II... I... it... .. .43.300 ...48,870 .... 4O0 .. .43,830 ... 43.49 It 43,460 II 43,400 II 48.540 ...43,460 I 44,379 MAmm at ia.........a,ao 1 .40.800 14 44.300 II i,Ult 14 43.230 II 43.800 II 494170 IT 44.150 43,550 4S.tW 10 43,880 Total ...... 1,303,370 Returned Coptaa S,8o Mat Total 1.883,188 Daily Average 43.11T GEO. B. T-SCHUCK, . Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before tua this thirtieth day of September, ISiO. M. B. WALKEK. Notary Public. Saikserlbere leavlagr tha etty teas- porwrlly 8he)ldi kits Tha Bea tailed1 it tirn. Aadresa will a tsaagtl aa afta aa rcejaested. If you didn't register it's your own fault . For the twelfth time we ask. Will Hitchcock put it back? What are ten home runs in October beside one touchdown in November? 1 Every one of us can be a trade booster without going away from Omaha. . An Indiana dentist has planned a tooth Insuranoe policy. Gold-filled, doubtleas.' , ' : ' Haytthaa ,ost a gunboat, but, for tunately,"!?, Iihs no warakon hand 'for this week. V: " i What ahall we call Judge Parker, a crusader, or Just a plain, disappointed ofneeaeeker? "King Cole slgrra a three-years' contract" There la one man sure of his crown, anyway. i t Colonel Roosevelt bellevea in wield ing the big stick, letting the knots rise wfcara they will. A debate la on whether Washington la aa wicked as New York. Why make lnvldloua comparisons? The second, chapter of Mr. Hitch cock's confession ia more convincing of his guilt than the first. As winter approaches the opera warbler files ' to our shores from dis tant lands. Oh, you American eagle! "Avlatora go high and come high,' observes the Baltimore American. Some of thtm.tome pretty low, do they not? .... i " : . Nebraska la fourth among corn- producing states, which means that King Corn has not yet abdicated his mighty thro tie, . Eighty thousand rooms In New York are without light. Ia room "212" at that Rofheater hotel, where Boss Mur phy stopped, dark? Omaha will welcome every new building that cornea our way, yet we do not Insist that they all go twenty stories uu. In the air. t A contemporary comments on the fact that aviators retire early. If they did not get killed they would have to, to count Uielr money. i ... To one accustomed to this Nebraska aunshlne in the late autumn, It ia really difficult to Imagine those Texas auowatoj-ins and Florida tornadoes. The tittle sell-out sheeta of the near blackmail order aru always for the crooked, candidates. But who Is foot tng the bills for the senatorial aaplr ant? Those Hindoo laborers who got mad and went back home from the Pacific toast may be forgiven if they took all their germs and hookworms with them. Remember, also, that even Mr. Bryan says Congressman Hitchcock's World-Herald deliberately misrep resents and dishonestly tries to de ceive. . Lieutenant Commander L. M. Over street's prleaa work in the gunnery contests of I'm le Sam s battleships shows tbst NbrasWa"us are first In war as well as a., potentially speaking. Stick to the Question. With grat gobe of Inky fluid Con gressman Hitchcock, democrat, tries to cuttlefish his borrowing of atolen j atate money from Ptate Treasurer Joseph 8. Bartley, republican, and hl J atibsequent repudiation of the debt be- j hind the statute of limitation! after . . ..in ik. ,,. Bartley aerved Ave years In the penl- . I leutlary for taking the money liitcn- cock enjoyed. i Air. Hitchcock deo;es himself eu- tirely to the fake second mortgage given to cover un the renewal of the i original loan two yeara after the money waa borrowed. . Let Mr. Hitchcock stick to the (juea- tlou. Hid you, or did you uot, .Mr. Hitch cock, on December 28, 1 893, go to G. W. VVattlea in the Union National bank with t letter from Bartley tell ing Wattles to give you $.t,uOu of hii (Bartley 'a) money? Hid you, or did you not, Mr. Hitch- rcock, on December 28, 1893. get from Mr. Wattles $3,000 on the strength of Bartley's letter to him? Did you, or did you not, Mr. Hitch cock, on December 30, 1893, two days later, write a letter in your own hand addressed to "Dear Bartley" telling him that you had used his letter and gotten the money? Did you, or did you not, Mr. Hitch cock, In that letter written on Decem ber 2 8, 1893, two years before the worthless second mortgage was thought of, aay you had gotten this money from Mr. Wattles, "whom you had not before met," solely on Instruc tions given him by Bartley to let you have his (Bartley's) money? Did you. or did you not, Mr. Hitch cock, in that letter written two years before the mortgaged property ever came into your possession, say "Thank you" to Bartley for accommodating you with the loan? Stick to the question. Mr. Hitchcock. A Sample Proclamation. If Mayor "Jim" should by accident become governor the archives of state would soon become enlivened with real wild-west literature. In hia restricted field as mayor "Jim" has given us some aample productions. When the good women of Omaha were trying to complete the building fund for the Young Woman's Christian association they asked him to help them with a proclamation. After reciting the merits of the appeal this ia what "Jim' handed out: Loosen up! Any of -you can give 1 others can give fS, 110. 150 or 1100. Why not set your .chips in the center of tha table? Lota ef you will shake dlca for either of thosa amounts, spend that much over tha bar or do some other fool thing to burn up your money. Tha game closes next Tuesday night. Why not help out on thla? Tou will never miss It, and when you see tha building and the good it ia doing you win always feel happy that you helped Just a little. Jar loose) If Mayor "Jim" were commissioned to sign himself governor he would certainly do as well, if not better, than this whenever occasion warranted. The Ideal in Education. In its current number the American Educational Review makes a strong plea for the Ideal In education, "the practical life that does not ignore the Ideal, a recognition of the value of the spirit, a full acceptance of the fact that 'It takes a soul to move a body . even to a cleaner sty.' " It empha sises the maxim that "The masses need education, not as a means of liveli hood, but as a means of life." Which Is, after all, the fundamental principle on which the Idea of education was erected, a principle enunciated long years ago before the rampant notion that all preparation was to fit men and women to acquire wealth. The Review takes the poaition, and Justly so, that "No effort to make the school training dovetail Into the trade or business w hich the boy or girl is to pursue must blind us to the ail-important fact that the man or woman is not a machine for grinding out dol lars." This thought needs lsrger room for play in moat of our minds. The world could easily afford to give more time and apace to the ideal that measures life from the standard of serious service to mankind and not from the intrinsic value of the dollar We need a break now and then In our hurly-burly race to get rich. It tends to freshen us, to Infuse purer blood Into the veins of our concrete lives snd make them more fruitful of actual good, for It Is a process of lifting our minds and aspirations to higher levels. It Is not well to seek to crowd out of our education all the Ideal, therefore, or even the visions, for the dull duties of earning a livelihood, which will soon come, ran do all that. Aa the Review puts it: Tha precious school years are to many tha only time whan tha grind of aetiinc ...P..fhat ,Tr::uy 7. "v.. ThU!'"ry one who got money from Bart- 1 1 . I , . ... m ..,..-,4 ..... ...... 1 prlcelesa visions are the Illuminating power, tha uplifting influence of a life of toil. Sordidneas will creep into the beat of Uvea, so that It needa no inviting. Until we are ready to admit that money and the ability to acquire it ia the test of education we can have no quarrel wtth that system of culture that upholds the Ideal, while incul cating the prlnclplea of practical service. Such a system affords itsf own middle ground or sane, rational useful nesa Our general schools sre not supposed to make caryeator. or j lawyers. o artists of our children j we have technical Institutions for that. Hut if our general schools anil col leges make real men and women ofjtlrian In Nebraska ought to )h(,m u have do;1(, aU thtl houia j,p requii cd. For men and women are needed more today, and w ill be nar-ded more tomorrow, than all the others " """'y "'- carpenters, or lawyers or artists out of men and w omen. Lieutenant Governor Hopewell. Lieutenant Governor Hopewell Is i before the people of Nebraska for re election. Judge Hopewell has occu pied the office of lieutenant governor for four years, during that time serv ing frequently as acting governor dur ing the absence of the governor, and not a word lias come from any aource finding fault with his official conduct. If anything should befall the governor, that would make Judge Hopewell suc ceed to first place as chief executive of the state, no Nebraskan would ever have cause to be ashamed or to apol ogize for his actions. Help for the Miners. The law that created the federal bu reau of mines is one that looks to the conservation of human life, as well as of property, and if It proves successful in practice it will become one of the most vital forces of sound, sane govern ment that has been set in motion. Its fundamental principle is to instruct miners how to save life, aa well as to avoid accident and the loss of property, on the same theory as the law requir ing safety appliances on railroads. Loss of life in mines of this country tias become appalling, in spite of ef forts to prevent it. It has been proven that the problem arising from this situ ation cannot be left to the mine own ers' voluntary action for solution. It would Beern that such marvelous busi ness acumen as it represents might be turned to equal advantage in protecting life if sufficient effort were made, but the government has not stopped to par ley about, the whys or wherefores of the question; It has simply determined that our rate of fatal mine accidents, three to five men out of every 1,000 employed, is needlessly high, and It has gone to work to stop this slaugh ter. It has proceeded on the assump tion that the slaughter Is excessive, due to criminal carelessness. And this seems fair, since In European coun tries the rate of men killed in mines is less than half ours. The first of six portable stations for demonstrating this rescue work has been sent out, traversing the Pennsyl vania, Indiana and Illinois countries first. Other stations will be estab lished in the south and west, one at Rock Springs, Wyo. The work will be thorough and scientific and Uncle Sam hopes to. accomplish immediate re sults. If this system does not prove all that the government expects, it will certainly lead to something that will, so we may well conclude that the mine horrors are soon to become a rare ex ception rather than a common occur rence. What Was He Afraid Of? Edgar Howard calls attention to one feature of the Hitchcock partnership with Bartley which should not be over looked. After repudiating his note with excuse that it bad outlawed while Bartley was In the penitentiary, Hitch cock later compromised the claim which he said he was under no obliga tion to pay. But before Hitchcock would pay a dollar of the debt he owed "he made it a condition that Bartley should return to him every scrap of a letter or telegram which he had ever sent to the state t'etaiirer " Why did Hitchcock buy back the letters If he did not know them to be incriminating? If his relations with Bartley were perfectly straight and Honorable, what was he sfraid of? The death of Captain Moatyn takes away from our police force, with the exception of Chief of Police Donahue, the most experienced officer in the po lice department. Captain Mostyn en Joyed deserved popularity. s He was a police officer with a high sense of the responsibility of his position and al ways ready to answer the call of duty. The police department and the com munity generally will be real losera by his death. Mr. Hitchcock'B World-Herald aeems to be distressed because The Bee's reproduction of the endorsement on the back of that Bartley money check doea not show the shape of the check right. The photograph shows the shape, all right, and if Mr. Hitchcock wants to see the photograph we will be pleased to let him look at It and make sure that it is an exact llkeneaa of the original w hich he signed. Of course, Bartley always aald be waa loaning his own money. He wanted to pocket the Interest, and if he had said It waa a' ate money he would have been confessing himself an euibenzler, then and there. But ! ley while ne waa atate treasurer anew ! ' it was state money he waa loaning and I not hia ow n. Still, if ever a man had a right to kick It Is Judge Alton B. Parker. He waa pulled out of a lifetime Job on the bench at a snug salary and aacri ficed as the democratic candidate for president and now be has not even a chance to get his Judgeship back. The Crook and Jackass club haa ben duly incorporated, according to the Springfield Republican and the Washington Post says it may be con solidated with the Ananias club. A certain silk-slocking democratic poli- be ad of the highest mltted as a charter member concatenated order with the mark of distinction. No one disputes that .Mr. Hitchcock tried to cover up his loati of stolen state money from Bartley with a worthless second mortgage to a third party on a piece of property on Far- nam street. Nobody disputes, either, that while the property waa in Mr. Hitchcock's possession be continuously collected rent for it from a tenant who ran a saloon on the first floor and rented rooms to questionable charac ters on the upper floors. Adam Bede says the only thing a atanrinut reiutlilican in Minnesota can do this year is to "attack tte Mormons i and advocate improvement of the j Mississippi river." Some such argu ment is about all that ia left to the democrats In Nebraska. . I . The total registered vote In Omaha and South Omaha is about 28,000, and the vote of the county outside of these two cities should be approximately 2,500. These figures suggest that some people will do well to revise their estimates. When the charge was first made by Etlgar Howard Mr. Hitchcock thought it was sufficient simply to answer, "You're a liar." Now he takea two pagea of his paper without getting any nearer to clearing himself. The Chicago Tribune says David B. Hill remained a democrat to the end. Then the answer to the question, "What is a democrat?" may be sup plied by going back to Mr. Hill's standard. Wloillarttr -t roadltloas. Sioux City Journal. In reading the Omaha World-Herald's politics one Is tempted to believe It is as hard tip as It was eighteen years ago. All Others Art Imitations. Chicago News. We might suppose from the remarks of the esteemed railroad men that the rail roads are the only true eleemosynary In stitutions, all others being unworthy im itations. Baconian Aviation. Philadelphia Record. Omaha reports prime sides of bacon sold at 40 cents, an advance of 10 eentM in a weak. A German comic paper has a car toon representing a woman calling at a perfectly empty butcher'B shop and the proprietor tells her: "We keep no meat any longer; you must go to the apothecary for It." A me rt can Cam Ooinar Abroad. Philadelphia Ledger. Proposed Invasion of tha foreign market by American manufacturers of automobiles Is an Indication of the growth of an Im portant Industry,, as well as of the fact that tha Amerlcah' automobile is aa good aa any in the World. American machinery Is to be found wherever machinery Is in use. American agricultural Implements do at least part of the work In every land where harvest follows seed time. There seems no reason why the automobile should not make Its way as readily as the plow and the reaper In their respective fields MR. BRYAIV TTDER BAN. Hamlltatlaa of Illrlna Hall Home. Washington Star. "Oh, go and hire a hall!" For years this has been the Impatient reply to a bore. Usually he is a long-winded fellow with a grievance, or a new scheme of doubtful character. He buttonholes you on the street, and gesticulates with energy. Or he Invades your office In business hours, or corners you at lunch, and Insists on at tention. You weary of him In a minute, and are thanked for a sentence which ex presses your feelings and frees you from your trouble. But how stranae that this reply should now have been made to one of the most Interesting men of the day, and by those who for years have been seeking him out and hanging . rapturously on his words! Think of William J. Bryan forced to hire halls In Nebraska in order to submit Ills views to hia fellow cltlcena on tha political Issues of the day? In a time of changes and surprises and uncertainties In politics, Is there anything more startling than this? Mr. Bryan's reflections must be too warm for worda. He has great gifts of ex pression, and has tackled a variety of sub jects In recent yeara. Full of crltlolsm of men and measures, and "hefty" in ob jurgation when he tries, he yet must pause In a sort of despair when he considers this situation and those who have put tha affront upon him. At the same time he Is not without fault. When he offered hia services to the demo cratic state commutes he put that body in a very embarraaalng plight. Ho far as state mattere are concerned, he and It are not pointing in the aama direction. The committee is, working for Dahlman for governor. Mr. ilryan has bolted tba Dahl man nomination. Tha committee Is not trying, to drive the brewers and tha dls tillera and the saloons out of politics. Mr. Hryan la. 11 prorlalma that policy as a necessity In behalf of decent government. Mr. Bryan should have spared the com mittee. Ha should have hired halls with out a suggestion from It, taking his own end. How will the Nebraska result affect Mr. Bryan as a national leader? it tha re publicans carry tha stata and retain their senator, the Iahlman peopla will saddle i Mr. Bryan with the responsibility. If the democrats win. Mr. Oahlnnan and hia friends will come into a good deal of power, and use It agalnat him whenever and wherever posaible. Still, as Mr. Bryan la a man of resources he will not be overwhelmed even by auch a predica ment. Our Birthday Book aTovember 1. 1810. Boles Penrose. United Btates senator from Pennsylvania, waa born November 1, 1SJ, in Phila.ielpiiia. Since the death of M. H. Quay Mr. Fetuoie haa bean In control of the republican organisation and by the opposition called the "Boas of Pennsyl vania.". Nels H. Nelson, commission merchant and member of the firm of O. W. Butts company. Is 17 years old today He was born in Norway, coming to this country at the ana of ( years and has been In the cuuuiiUaltMi bysiuess Ux Omaiia since 157. Army Gossip Matters af Interest Oa an Back f tba rirtar X.laa Olintl from the Amy aat Jtevy Begtster. The War depaitmeiu withholds its ap- proval of the diaft of state of Wyoming legislation subdued by Chaplain (ie.oaei t:. Stiill, Klevenlh Infantry. by which mrns It was proposed to charae the with the duty of maintaining a public school on the military reservation at Kurt I I'. A. Musfell, hut to vest the entile con trol of such school In the school authori ties of the state, all matters connected with the selection and appointment of tcRchers, the regulation of the coutse of study. nd tha couliol uf pupils being rested In the stata to the exclusion uf the post anthoiities and of the parents of the children. It appears that children te aiding on the reservation can now attend the schools In the city of Cheyenne The objections to such attendance are le- trivial1 by the military authorities as and as applying; with equal force to the attendance of children In the public ! schools of Washington. 1. C, for ln I stance, it Is held by the War department 'that It Is in the highest decree Inexpedient to permit officers ami enlisted men at a military Dost to ttasa Into the lorisdiction i - r - ' .e 4t. .......... i i .. t vi i.v..d.. s. iiu.fi uiiftru. oiiiii. .n u Jurisdiction and policy are sure to arlae, which it would be beyond the power of the War department to settle. The plan is, therefore, not approved. The tentative proposition, prepared t.y the general staff of the War department, for the transfer of regiments from this country to tha Philippines and Hawaii has been completed and will be laid aside until the return to Washington of the secretary of war. The general plan Is an Important one, Involving ultimately a possible In crease of the military fores In the Hawaiian Islands. It fs evident that the army cannot be reduced In the Philippines, especially In view of the prevalence of more or less trouble In the Moro country. It does not look, from present Indications, aa If it would be possible to diminish, to any extent, the period alloted to regiments in their tours of duty In the United States. The need of maintaining at least the pres ent military strength In the Philippines, and the prospect of a large force In the Hawaiian Islands, In anticipation of the completion of the Panama canal, combine to furnish the best of reasons for an In crease in the army. Tha question of the transfer of troope In 1911 Is, therefore, In volved with a policy which takes It out of the clasa of the merely routine. The situa tion will be among the first subjects to be taken up by Mr. Dickinson) on his re turn to Washington. In the meantime, orders have been Issued for the departure of the Eighth cavalry from San Francisco on the transport of December 5, with the exception of two troops, which will remain at Fort Robinson, one troop at Fort tlua chuca and one troop at Fort Apache, where they will remain until the arrival of the Twelfth cavalry, which leaves Manila on January 15. This should make It possible for the troops to sail from San Francisco on the transport of March 5. There are indications that the flying ma chine will come up in congress for anima ted dlscussslon. Hitherto the sentiment in the house and senate has had to be In voked by some of the extraordinary meas ures to get anything in the form of an al lotment In the appropriation bills which would permit the acquisition of mechanism for the mlllts ry-naval tests in aviation. Now representative Hobson. member of the house naval committee, has made known his Intention to assist Mr. Hull, chairman of the house military committee, In a general provision, which shall give the army and navy an opportunity for something like adequate experimentation In mechanical flight, with a view to ascer taining to what extent and in what direc tion the aeroplanes will be of military value. It Is now considered that the flying machine has reached) a stage in Ita devel opment Justifying this provision. And while naval officers are by no means in agreement aa to the necessity of consider ing the subject in the light of a menace to the fleet, there la a realisation also that ! the sooner or later provision must be made against the possibility of effective aerial attack. It Is not without the bounds of the entirely possible that the accurate direction of fire of one or another form from the aeroplane would lead to a revolu tion In the design of battleships, such as the requirement of an armored deck and the Installation of guns capable of repelling the skyward enemy. As to the dirigible, no such significant demonstration has been manifested. The aeroplane appears to pro vide the necessity of some new features of attack and defense. The question of the disposal by a soldier of his uniform clothing la always a troub lesome one. The title of the soldier to clothing drawn in a ourrent enlistment is difficult, but becomes complete at the date of his separation from the service In the operation of an honorable discharge. A soldier who had re-enlisted recently sold a pair of shoes obtained during his pre vious enlistment and claimed the right to the property and the privilege of Its dis posal. As the public at large cannot read ily distinguish between two articles of clothing offered for sale, one of which being his property the soldier may leaally dispose of and the other being a part' of his current allowance he may not so dis pose of. It Is difficult to suggest a rule which would apply In all cases. It Is evi dent that the sale at a military post of ar ticles of regulation clothing which a soldier has drawn In a previous enlistment, and to which his title Is fully accrued, may be eubject to supervision by the post com mander, which may extend to the prohibi tion of sales within the limits of the mili tary reservation. OutBlde the reservation, where the authority and Jurisdiction of the post commander ceaaea, auch sales may lawfully bo made. It haa been decided as a partial remedy that sales of clothing of the class abova described shall only be made at a military post with the consent of the post commander and under auch conditlona aa to Identification, etc., as would be Included to secure the govern ment against loxs and to Insure the execu tion of existing laws and regulations for bidding the sale of clothing drawn by en listed men In their current enlistment as to which their titles are not yet complete. Sleaia Hollerlua Deficit.. Springfield Republican. Postmaster General Hitchcock's suocess In reducing the postal deficit from $17 DuO 0O9 to I'i.luO.OuO within a single fiscal year entitles hlui to the most widespread and cordial congratulations, especially If this achievement has been accompanied, aa he maintains, by po Impairment of the ser vice. The prospect now seems excellent, that. If he remains In office, the post master general alii be able to wipe out the deficit entirely and thus make ridicu lous Postmaster General t'ortelyou's argument, some years ago, in favor of a permanent postal deficit as not merely a necessary evil, but as a positive good. Mr, Hltchoo. k, as a deficit killer, has appar ently become Indispensable. At leaet. ha should now be kept In the cabinet long enough to demonstrate bis fullest possibilities. PEOFLE TALKED ABOUT. Maine fattevt man t'listio I. I'."" f Wlridsur. although In" t!" the "lr" at n.' -'mnil. mk like a hrser rer dav ou hix farm. . not her Impot tnht step h. been taken toward pieservtng t lie- International pea e klntr (teniae V of Kngland has became s member of the Ancient and Hotioi able Attll let y tiimpany nf Massachusetts Know n throughout the (ioldrhlKe sci !hn f Maine as the "Pravlna Woman of Aroostook." Mis ll.iilna .V. Osko.n1 ha composed 4n,0H p.svets and can repeat every one of them from memory. She , has composed nver :) sa.-re.l poems. i The Bcston woman who made a will h." Iqiieathlna three-. iitaiiers of a million which jexlte.l solely on the strength of her ex , peelatlon s the possible legatee of a iN'w Yoi k woman not yet dead, counted I her chickens before they weie hatched. IFatlsfactlon given Governor Harmon b Henry YVie.lenhach. an artist. In restoi -Jug the Ohio state house oil palntlnxa to their original coloring, resulted In the par doning of Wiedeubach from the Ohio peni tentiary, where he was sent in to serve four years for Kiami larceny. Hamilton Crisp, for secetal years the Adonis of the Trenton (N. J.) police de partment, seems to have a steady Job OS traveling companion for the Misses James, wealthy Trenton women, with whom lie ha Just completed a tour of Kurope. They are expected home In a few days and then, it is now reported, they are to sail foi a year of travel In Kavot anil the Holy Land. The late Davhl H. Hill , was a total ab abstainer, as his acquaintances well remem ber. At a public dinner up the stste a few years ago, says the New York Tribune. Mr. Hill was the guest of honor. Aa the ex-senator sat down he turned his wine elas upside down and. smiling across the table at his secretary, Peter .1. Manwlller, remarked: "Kemember your duty, Peter." "What docs the senator mean, 'Peta'?" asked a newsp-'iper man. "You know he doesn't drink, smoke or cuss," replied MHiiwiller, "ami he expects me to do all three for him." SAID IN FUN. "Where did you go on your honeymoon?" "Broke." Boston Transcript. "Who Is that man talking so loudly out on the fire-escape?'' asked the belated cltl sen. "Hush!" said the policeman. "He Is a great statahman who walka In hia sleep. He thinks he Is on the rear platform of a railroad train." Washington Star. "Skinner announces that he's selling everything 'blow cost." I wonder what he means by that?" "I think he means below what they ought to cost his customers If his cus tomers were to pay as much aa he pre tends they're worth." Catholio Standard and Times. "The doctor arked me If I ate much msat. I sidestepped the question." "You should hava told him tha truth about your diet." Aw, he was lust trying: to find out If I'm wealthy." y. jo Courier-Journal. George It's funny how Aunt Jane Insists that plos made from pumpkins grown In her garden are better than all others." IJnda, lata of Vassar No. George, it isn't at all funny. If you had aver cared to Ladies' Watch Prices Cut Beyond AU Precedent. This Week Only; 312.50 FOR LADIES' $18 WATCHES 313.50 FOR LADIES' $18 WATCHES from an (Dnsber "18-alae". Kampdsa (Free Ladies' Handsome Gold-filled Chain with each watch sold SajmcHelteer 1522 FARNAM STREET.' ' f ,..,,, i. .j..; ... . iup.put.ai .88jjeV3BpssMsw 'H , euj Mai yjsit ymmmmaimpum i m. ......wi .. -j. Oldest National in Nebraska. Thla Bank is now 54th IN ITS During this time Its stock holders have frequently In creased the Capital Stock in order that the growing re quirements of its customers might be properly cared for. it now has $500,000,03 $900,000.03 Capital fiurplua and V'n divided IWita Absolutely Pure 77o only baking powder tnado from Royal Crapo Cream of Tartar Ho Alum, Uo Lime Phcsphaio go le ii cnonuh inlo the matter you woulf find that even pumpkins are .tempera mental." Cleveland, Plain Dealer. r "1 have some ln t-stinent s to make, and I want to find a man who is posted on cor tiers. Do you know one? ' . "Sure. There's one now ." "Who is be."' "Th. letter-boa collector." Baltimore American. They were sitting on the hotel plassa comparing notes. . , ' v ell my son-in-iaw aasn i spoxrn linKin.i woru 10 nm ii - jr, aaJd ona old lady. "How perfectly lovely!" said tha other. "Is he dumb?" "No." replied the first, smiling at her friend's pleasantry "no, we haven't been on speaking terms since 1MUS. Harper's Weekly. . t NOVEMBER. Judge. Now the turkey, truly bright. Tries to curb his appetite. For he knows Tlmnksglving day '8 on tha way. When hia brother that Is fat . Will be found a-lylng flat, With hia neck all nloely ruffed. And his bulging stomach stuffed Fuli of ohesnuta ar.d of bread. That the thankful may be fed. . On the hard and muddy field , Foot ball players are revealed, . Smashing heads and smashing legs, Uke a lot of scrambled eggs. As they writhe and squirm ana roll On toward the waiting goal; While the blue-eyed maiden cheara Every time they lose their eara. Or with dull and sick'nlng thud With their noses plow the mud. Now the candidate who wins Bports an endleaa stock of grins. And haa scarce sufficient vast . 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