Tin: OA! AHA S)TXT)AV BEE: OOTORKIl .".0. 11)10. R Tie Omaiia Sunday Her - -- - - -I TOVSVEl BY tmVAliU lUEWATKKi VICTuR KOSKWATKll, KDITUR. Entered at Omaha postofflre as wnml class matter. te it Ma ok srnsrrui'TioN. Fonday Ho, on year. Saturday life, on year SI '4 Dally He (without Sunda, otio ear. .!'' Dally Hee and Sunday, on yeiir is DF.LIVEKKD BY CAUKIKIl. Kvenlns; Hee (without Sunday), P'i' n: Rvenlwc Hee (with Sunday . r e I'1' lally Bo (including Sunday), pr week..lfc lally lire (without Sunday). per '.vnk. l'C .Address all complaint of Irrektulw rit ies In delivery to City i'lrcu'atln 1 M'ar:tnnnt. OFFICIOS. Omalia-Th Bp Building. Kouth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N Council Bluffs 11 Scott street. Uncoln (.is Utile BulldiMt ChlcaK l.ill Marquette t.ulMinn. New York-Rooms llol-llui No. HI West Thirty-third Street. Washington 7:3 Fourtnth Street, N. . CORRESPOSl'KNCK. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should b addressed: Cmiaha Bee, Kdltorlal I apartment. KKMITTANCKH. Remit by draft, expres or postal older payable to The Bee rnbllslilnn Company. Only 2-rnt stamp received In payment of nail accounts. personal checks except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. BTATEMKNT OF rIFrtL,AT10N. State of Nebraska, Douglas county. ss-: tieorge B. Tischucit, treasurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, ays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Ually. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed duitnt; the month of September, 1310. was as fol low: aaaeo .. 43.870 I..... 43,1 SO 4.... .40,000 44.130 4J.640 1 43.600 43,630 I . .43,460 44,370 11 41.000 43,630 43. BOO 14 44.300 II 44,4M Total Returned Copies II 43.300 IT 41.970 43.400 II 4J.8JJ II 11 .43,491 1 .43,450' U 43,400 46,540 14 43.SU0 43.3M II 45,870 II 44,130 43,550 It 4a.bt0 10 4o,60 , .1,20 J. 370 9,643 Hat Total 1,393,583 Dally Average 43,117 GEO. B. TZit'HUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this thirtieth day of September. tMO. M. U. WALK Kit, Notary Public aberrlbere lenvlas; the rlty tem porarily ehoold have The Bee aaallrd to them. Address will be ehaaa-rd aa often aa requested. Whew! But that was a cold blast ra got from Texas. And they say Mayor "Jim" Bloux Cltyed Geneva. also For the eleventh time we Will Hitchcock put It hack? query, It takes a man with a mighty good i memory to make a successful liar. Whatever else he left, King Chula longkorn certainly left a name behind him. In court documentary evidence al ways overcomes contradictory verbal testimony. Now, honest, Mr. Railroad and Mr. Farmer, are you not both making ex penses? Let the early bird have his worm. Think, of the good beauty sleep the lata one gets. ," No claim Is made that money saves souls, but It can make possible a lot of useful service. A little more than a week and then we will know why So-Aud-So did and Bo-And-So did not. We In Nebraska ought to put up with this little breath of winter, since Alabama got snow, too. Speaking of ghosts, Prof. James' spirit has not yet made good on its attempt to "come back." Debts and doubts are kin, but yet different. You have one and tho other fellow generally has the other. A Harvard professor has discovered that doves can talk. That la nothing, inanimate money sometimes talks. Kansas City's council refuses to pass a pure milk ordinance. Yet those Mlssourlans generally Insist on taking "hex straight." That friend who bet his fur-lined on Jim Jeffries and his top coat on the Cubs can Qnd little, comfort In the change of weather. "The republican party is not nsht fng for victory; It is fighting for Its life," saya ex-Senator Koraker. Those little "ex's" do make a big difference In a man's manner of speech, some times. A Kansas City druggist sold the wrong prescription to a man who died as a result. The druggist was fined 935 in court. That certainly will be a warning to other careless apothe caries. The Continent says ask the ordinary church member the question, "Are you a personal worker?" and nine out of ten will wince and flush. No wonder the concrete body sometimes feels sick. ' That million population balloon sent up by the St. Louis boosters is for sale. It proved no more of a suc cess than the club that was to shove the population to the million mark and atopped below 700,000. Assume, If you please, that VI r. Hitch cock knew the money borrowed was elate money. What then C. J. Smyth. What theii? Why, a banker by the nam of M'H out in Harlan county who did that vry thing was sent to tha ponitentiarx by Attorney. General Earth, The "stop Thief Cry. It is the clever ruse of the experi- nc,.j irk,,orkrt whp the chase get9 too warm to fall In with his pursuers and Join them In the cry pf "Stop thief." In view of the late disclos ures revealing the Identity of another fl i benefit In ry of the Hartley treasury loot the performances of the Impli- eaten newspaper editor suggest strongly resort to the "stop thief" trick for diverting attention from the real location of the stolen goods. All the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Herald was hounding Frank R. Moores and rrylnp "Stop thief" after him be cause as district court clerk he had offset his fine collections against the thousands of dollars owing hiiu by the county, its editor, Gilbert M. Hitch cock, was carrying stolen state money In his pocket. All the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Herald was ix.oriatlng V. K. Porter and crying "Stop thief" after him for absorbing fees that tame to him as secretary of state and failing to "put It bark," its editor. Gilbert M. Hitch cot k. was enjoying the fruits of Hart ley's stealings and refusing to "put It bark." Ml the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Heiald was demanding that John F. Cornell resign as state auditor and crying "Stop thief" because some of his Insurance inspectors had been shaking down eastern insurance eom- . I'diiiin, ii :i cunuit uiiueil Jll'CII- cuck, whs concealing about his person the money he had shaken down out of the defaulter, Joseph S. Hartley. All the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Herald was loudly questioning Wil liam Stuefer as to where he kept the funds in his hands as state treasurer and crying "Stop thief after him for refusing to answer, its editor. Gilbert M. Hitchcock, had in bis possession stolen money borrowed from Bartley that ought to have been in the treasury. All the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Herald was pounding Judge T. L. Nor val and crying "Stop thief" after him for having his salary warrants cashed by Bartley In advance, its editor, Gil bert M. Hitchcock, had state money In his hands advanced by Bartley with out even the shadow of a claim for a salary from the state. All the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Herald was blackguarding Senator Charles H. Dietrich and crying "Stop thief" after him because of the crimi nations arising out of a postofflce fight, its editor, Gilbert M. Hitchcock, Wtts relylns on the silence of Bartley to keep his partnership in the treasury shortage covered up. All the time Mr. Hitchcock's World Herald was forcing tho withdrawal of IT T. .nIH a .AnnMUan I V university regent by crying "Stop thief" after him because he had not repaid a small sum borrowed from Bartley, Its editor, Gilbert M. Hitch cock, was holding out several thou sand dollars of Bartley'a stealings sim ilarly borrowed. The recklessness with which the World-Herald has raised the "Stop thief" cry on every occasion and on the slightest pretext all these years is more readily understood now, when its editor, Gilbert M. Hitchcock, con fesses that he not only got some of the money Bartley stole, hut got away with it even from Bartley himself. Magazine Progress. In its current number. The Century magazine, celebrates its fortieth anni versary with an exhibit designed to show the progress made in that time of the illustrators' art as adapted to periodical literature. The Ceutury is not. the oldest of our literary maga zines, for of its contemporaries Har per's is older and has made concur rent advance in press work and con tents. But the retrospect serves to re mind us of the wonderful transforma tion wrought by the new engraving processes. The Century magazine to day Is as much ahead of what it was forty years ago, as a Pullman each on the modern limited train is ahead of the car dragged over bumpy rails by our first locomotives. Nor is the progress in the Illustrators' art con fined to the monthly magazines. It extends to the pictorial weeklies and to the high-speed dailies. A similar collection of newspaper pictures over as many years would be equally eye opening. The best part of it is that the progress already made is assur ance of further Improvement toward perfection. The Negative Quantity. The negative quantity is that which stands for denial as opposed to asser tion, for absence as opposed to pres ence for minus as opposed to plus. It does not represent the aggressive, progressive factor in anything. In character It destroys more than it builds up. It retards more than it promotes. It is an element that needs to be guarded against in every life that alms to accomplish things worth while. Boys and girls, young men and young women, getting their char acter growth and education, should be especially watchful lest they fall into the habit of negation. Their efforts or influence can count for little if they become negative quantities. The only lives that make much of an imprint on the world est of the positive kind; those that really stand for something, that can do more than merely deny. This negative quantity Is found in many realms. The negative sign In algebra, for Instance, la the minus sign. The negative la logic is the de nial. The negative in photography Is that first impression upon the glass which gives ua the reverse side of the picture, And th aegatlT la charao ter does the same thlnR. It presents a distorted view of lire. It reverses Its shades and colors and offers a re verse picture. It does not give us the real beauty of varied tints and lines and the true perspective. We can Ret these only by waiting until the negative has been transferred into the positive the real picture. So while the negathe has an office, it Is a subsidiary one. It Is always preliminary or Incidental to the main Issue. Those kind o examples In life are not very helpful or influential. They lark color, they lack vitality, courage, spine. They are nerveless and often worthless. For State Treasurer. With the campaign searchlight on crooked treasury transactions of the past, it behooves the voters of Ne braska to make sure that the state money Is kept In the hands of a custo dian both competent and honest. We have no hesitation In recommending I tbe republican candidate for state treasurer, Walter A. George, who has an unassailed reputation for integrity. He Is a pioneer of Custer county, has been mayor of Broken Bow, was a delegate to the last republican na- tlonal convention, and when he gives his word it may be depended on. His democratic opponent Is some one known by the name of Hall, who would have to be taken on blind faith. If they want to feel sure they are making no mistake, the voters will mark their ballots next week for Walter A. George for state treasurer. Parents and the Teacher. The average parent is quick to re sent what may seem to be undue au-! thority by a school teacher over a child; quick to maintain that the school has no right to usurp the func tions of the home. But, on the other hand, too many parents unconsciously leave for the school to do precisely what they hold it shall not do, what they claim to be the exclusive province of the home. In other words, many parents of easy-going dispositions neg lect their duties in training their chil dren and leave them to be performed by the teacher, if they are performed at all. Such neglect, or courser, throws burdens upon the teacher which she ought not to bear, and which moral and civil laws never intended she should bear. It is wrong to the child, for in time It will come to understand the situation and take advantage of it. The old adage of "spare the rod and spoil the child" is not so popular to day as it used to be because moral suasion seems to have the upper hand Just now as the proper system of child llltllta Tin fiatrAl.lA.. ,1 1 1 '' " " . LUCICBB, lllb OIU ea cannot safely be entirely rele gated, and here again arises a gross Injustice where parents are too lenient or indifferent and leave their work to be done by the teachers. The laws in many cities and states, or the school regulations, provide that where teach ers find corporal punishment neces sary they must obtain parental author ity before inflicting it and in many of these very cases of parental neglect of duty the authority cannot be ob tained. Such parents are making the work of the schools and the school au thorities exceedingly hard, as well as Imposing injustices upon those who have to do with their children outside of the school room. It Is, ofcourse, a serious wrong to the child, for he will have to pay the penalty for a lack of character training In after years. Force of the Y. M. C. A. The Young Men's Chrifitlan associa tion now has approximately 600,000 members, as disclosed in the triennial report at the Toronto convention. This represents a growth of 13 per cent since the last convention. ' Its lines of Influence are being extended and multiplied even more rapidly than its number of members. The telling force of this great or ganization is to be found in the cardi nal principles upon wliich It was founded. It came into existence to "promote the physical, social, mental and spiritual welfare of its members." It has done that and is doing it. It looks out for the whole man, not for any mere part. It has never observed the narrow lines of culture, which em brace only religious thought, any more than It has taught men how to box or wrestle or swim, or how to act pretty in company, or how to become good students to the exclusion of all their other needs. But instead It has maintained a sane, even balance be tween the four parts of man, seeking through rational effort, to minister to all of them and thus develop a well rounded man. Its underlying and all pervading spirit and influence have been sound, common sense and this Is the forte that has appealed mightily to men of the world, of the church, of affairs and brought the association on to its high position of private and public lnfluendb in this and other countries. It is doing for young men and boys a work, which no other In stitution in the world even essays to do and it is doing it well. It has men schooled and trained In the science of doing It and scores of them are men of large caliber, who, In other voca tions, might command large incomes. The association was transplanted In North America, at Boston and Mon treal, In December, 1851. from Eng land, where It sprung into being la 18 44, but Its growth for years was slow, because, no doubt, the times were slow and people were tardy In finding out what it really was and what it really might become. In ISIS Its total membership on this conti nent was 18,6441 la 18SS It was 154. 921: In 15(02, S .".0,4 5".. and today It is 496,000. or substantls My half a million. Its advance has been rapid in the last few years, for it has reached the place, whre its work and influence count and are known of all Intelligent men. It represents a vast money invest ment today, its total property valua tion in America being $ (50,000,000. The total expenditures In 190" were $5,396,124. A slnele Young Mens Christian association home, or build ing, such as Omaha Das, is a vast business institution, being a combina tion of n large hotel, school or college, restaurant for the public end gymna sium. It Is a potent educational quar ter. It requires trained skill and ability to operate it. It is a live place and is doing a live work and tt"at is why it appeals to live people. Yet we may easily suppose that the Young Men's Christian association has only got a footing in this world, for its opportunities for Bervice are con- stantly enlarging. Viewing: it Broadly. When the people of Nebraska elect a governor they elect him to be chief executive of the state for two years. Tney do not ell'f t nlm to be governor merely while the legislature is in ses sion, or to be governor only long enough to sign or veto legislation on some particular subject, but they elect him to represent all the varied indus tries of our people, to speak for them officially on proper occasions, to ad minister the Btate institutions, to su pervise the conduct of all the state executive offices, and to do all this not for a week or month, but for two whole years and until a successor is duly elected and qualified. In choosing between the two candi dates who are running for governor in Nebraska this year, therefore, the voters will do well to consider all the work to be done and not merely the bare possibility that the governor may be called upon to approve or veto a particular law upon a single subject. If they will do this and decide with full appreciation of the capabilities and qualifications of the opposing candidates they will give their prefer ence to Chester H. Aldrich, heading the republican ticket. In all of the public offices which Mr. Aldrich has held he has performed his duties with fidelity and efficiency and has made good, while in none of the offices his opponent has held has he made a record in which anyone has any right to take pride. In the state senate Mr. Aldrich was a leader and not a follower; it was a session in which it took sharp fighting to put through the reform laws which had been promised to the people, and Mr. Aldrich was on the firing line all the time. Had that Btate senate been made up of democrats like the demo cratic gubernatorial nominee these reform laws would never have been enacted. When it-conies to going to the front in the name of the state on public oc casions there Is no comparison to be made between Mr. Aldrich and his cowboy opponent. With Mr. Aldrich as governor no Nebraska man nr woman would have to live in trepida tion of always Imminent disgrace brought upon the state by some bad break of their executive, but one and all would rest content that the good name of their state was in safe hands. Deep Ditches Make Good. The board of five army engineers selected by President Taft to proceed in company with the director of the re clamation service to investigate w?iat had been done and what shall be done towards completing enterprises for which congress set aside $20,000, 000, has not yet had its full report made public, but it has disclosed the fact that it found that part of the re clamaton work done or in progress eminently successful. This of course is an approval of the policy, it is a vindication of the Roosevelt and Taft methods and of the deep ditch sys tem of reclaiming land in the west. The deep ditch, in short, has made good. The vast system of irrigation projected and partially completed by the federal government Is a monu mental success. It has already re deemed 900,000 acres of rich, tillable land and turned Into the national treasury even at this early date of ex perimentation, $1,000,000 as fees from water rights and another $1, 000,000 is now being collected from the same source. The land has proved the test of Its ability to pay out on these Improvements. The farmers in charge of that land have demonstrated their ability to meet the demands and the government knows now, before It has distributed that $20,000,000, that the scheme is prac ticable and safe. But the deep ditch and the land have not only brought these results; they have brought thousands of set tlers to a new country, provided new homes, built new communities, paved the way to new commerce, invited new capital to take a hand in this great work of peaceful conquest so essential to the healthful development of the nation and so vast In Its op portunities to men and women of other lands as well as our own. Here is the largest enterprise afloat In this country today. Here is the actual work of empire building. And to view what has been done with the thought that the movement Is only atarted, ought to send a thrill of prlda through every American heart. The purista who lit onto New Or leans with the declaration that It was tha vilest of cities will go to Eaa fr so clsco or any other city with the same charge. What good do such asser tions do? About all accomplished at New Orleans was to make the people mad enough to chase the critics out of jthe country. Calling names Is a slow I process of reforming men or commu nities. Talk about the sting of ingratitude, isn't it the hyperbole of Ingratitude for a man to set up the siatute of lim itations and to refuse to pay back stolen money borrowed from another who served five years In the penlten- tiary, with sealed lips, to protect his debtor? Is there anything that a a man who would do that would con - Bluer uiu uisuuuuinuii- in iu . The Chicago Tribune intimates that it is safer to commit murder In Chi- cago than larceny in St. Louis. Yet j those bath-room boys got away with j it in St. LouiS. j The man who goes to a Chicago hotel these days and avoids mention- In the RiihWt of ha. ball makes ni big hit at the counter. .Iiiillclal eed. Washington l'ost. It takes a shorter time to dispose of a lilKh cluss murder trial In KiiKland thnn to frame up a hypothetical Question In this country. Delicate Juli. Imlianupolls News. No doubt about It. the apiwMnt inent of a successor to Senator !)olllvir by the gov ernor of Iowa Is a rather delicate business under the circumstances. Sportlnu lllooil tools Dovrn. Baltimore American. Life appears to be a very mild affair for C'urrle Nutloii. She has apparently Klven up breaking down saloons w;th an nxe. pulling cigars from the mouths of ynunt; men and such moral uplifting, and is devot ing herself to giving good advice to young women. Stiffening- "the WIK Man's Hope." Chicago Record-Herald. Hy defeating Jack Johnson in an auto mobile race Barney Oldfield has., he thinks, put some stiffening in "the white man's hope." It was kind of Barney to do It. but there are still several other good ways In which the whlto man's hop might be bolstered up. "Progressive and Prndrnt." Springfield Republican. Mayor Gaynor possesses the power of using language ho as to convey exact mean ings. "What do you think of President Taft?" some one asked the mayor of New York In his office the other day, and the reply was: "He In a broad-minded, pro gressive and prudent man. It is always fortunate for the American people to have such a man for president." That is a cer tificate of character to be valued "broad minded, progressive and prudent. ."That Is, progress with safety and honor. MODERX COMPORTS COST. Lirlnar Cornea lilarh, bat Consider What Von Get. New York II ere Id. Despite all the hue and cry against the Increased cost of living. It la doubtful If the price of necessities of life has kept pace with the increase of average earnings since the civil war. Manufactured goods were dearer then than now. but the mod ern erase for luxurious city life has led to the enormous rents which fall upon us so heavily. Water, gas, electricity, pave ments and public service all cost money, and It Is the consumer who pays for them as well as for tho rich furnishings of hotels and theaters, the elaborate service In high class restaurants and the band that plays during dinner. In short, It Is luxurious ease that costs nowadays. If we were to go back to the primitive ways of our forebears, make our own clothes, raise our own vegetables and chop our own wood, we would find the main problem of life as easy of solution as they did. Our Birthday Book Octobor 30 THO. John Adams, second president of the United States, was born October 30, 17.1S, at Bralntreo, Mass., and died there on July 4, 1&2U, the fiftieth anniversary of his signing of the Declaration of Independence. . He was the first American minister to Eng land and the first vice president of the United States. Roscoe Conkllng, statesman and lawyer, was. born October 30, 1S2S, at Albany and died In consequence of exposure in the great blizzard of 1S86. His feud with Pies lent Garfield in 1SK1 shook the country like a political earthquake. Edward P. Ripley, president of the Atchison railroad, Is fiS. He was born In torehester, Mass., and 'entered railway service In 1S69 as clerk in the Boston office of the Pennsylvania railroad. Frederick Bancroft, historian, la Just 50. He was born In Galesburg, III., and was for some years librarian of the state de partment. He la engaged now in writing our diplomatic history. Thomas H. Carter, Vnlted States senator from Montana, was born October SO, 1W,, with the advantage of being a native of Ohio. He made his start as a book agent and traversed Nebraska selling "Foot I"rints of Tim," later going into politics and becoming chairman of the national republican committee and United States senator. Rev. Hubert C. Herring, formerly pastor of the first Congregational church of Omaha and now general secretary of the Congregational Home Missionary society with headquarters In New York, is SI years old. He was born In Lowevllle, Wis., and his first pastorate was In Sioux City. Ijuclus W. Wakeley, general passenger agent of the Burlington Hues west of the Missouri, was born October 90, 1SGS, at Ie Hots, Neb. He was educated In the Omaha public schools and In the United States Military academy at West Point, and has been In the railroad business with the Burlington since 181. William K. Khuades, cashier of the United States National bank. Is 44 years old today. He was born In Rockland, Me., and atarted In the bank In 1VS4, working his way up to bis present position. James A. C. Kennedy, attorney at law, was born October 30, 176, right here In Omaha, being graduated In law from the University of Nebraska, and has been practicing for ten years. He wm deputy county attorney for one term. B. I Rees, gun oral agent for the In ternational Harvester company at Omaha, was born October , 1SS1. at Camden, O. He was In the retail Implement business for hlmaulf until l&M. when he went on the road for the McCormlck Harvesting Ma chinery company, boing promoted to gen eral agent la 1U9. coining to Omaha from Kaaaaa Ci'. SIRMOXS BOILED DOWN. Many men give tliettinelvei away wlmn they try to save themselves. I Tlie (rimil Snmuiltun saves his sennmis J until nf'er the wcrk of succor. Win n all men .sh you with the angels j you may he sure you're fHr from them. j Smooth people who hope to slide MM ! heaven find that the Kkhls rim the ether way. The strength and sweetness of ft lend-I ship depends on tdmrrlty tempered by ! sympathy. If ou set your heart on old you caul art It. but you can never satisfy your brart with it i , ) r m! ,r" to do ,h VJ 'l'" '.""V' j to be done you will soon lose heart for doing any go id. Some preachers who delight in bmlMg' iamul,cm" at heretics wonder why r I teamster should want to swear. Ti. .,..,.., !, . , , i.,i. The to the ' average man like a decrepit old gcntle- man rebuking a boy for climbing tr Chicago Tribune. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. j Mostnn I i.or-iou iran.eripT: 1 nere is grcHi i .. oiteincnr In California, where a 1'reshy terlan has dared to doubt that Moses wroi ,,,e account of ids own funeral. 'levelan.l Leader: A Kentucky preache announces that 'Hell Is a necessity." (Had he feels that way about It but few wll: teconnUe any personal need of the soil. New York World: Tho adoption hy tl'i Kplscopal house of bishops at the Cincinnati convention of the proposition to resort to the annoltulnif of the sick as a means ol cure calls attention to a notable recent phase of religious growth. Whether or not the Impetus has come from Christian Sci ence, the fact is undeniable that aloiiR with an increase of materialistic opinion and counteracting It there has been a re markable development of religion on the purely spiritual side. Belief In the efficacy of prayer to cure lias become more preva lent unit there Is a wider reliance on super natural healing. The Mmmanuel Movement Is seen In the linht of the proceedings of the Cincinnati convention to have been symptomatic of a general growth In the church of faith that disease may be cured by spiritual means. Faith healing was a foundation-stone of early Christianity. The return of one element of the church to this original tenet after twenty centuries and In an age of rationalistic opinion proves Its remarkable vitality as an essential oi religion. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. Out ol respect for a friendly foe. bear meat was omitted from the pennant dinner . in Philadelphia. Weather signs felt and visible the last three days lend some force to the prediction that winter Is going to be cold. For some unaccountable reason the coal dealers neglected to throw a "coal famine" thrill into the shivering crowd w hen the i first cold wave blow In. ' i A lot of Hoosier who invested In an In- i dustry for converting animals' hoofs Into ; rubber are now stretching their necks for , a view of the vanishing promoter. Prices for salt cod in Boston are running a neck-and-neck rare with the bacon avlutors from the west. Without the sus picion of a smile local historians say New England has never before experienced such a cod. The cheeriest bit of news that has come 1 out of the trolden west for 'Meen moons Is the statement that the eminent resident of San Francisco, Mr. Graft, has left the city for a needed vexation. Mr. Graft has been working overtime for years past. Those who are mystified by the shrieks ' and capers of New Yorkers will feel re lieved to learn, on the authority of "the head of the University for Soul Education and Mental and Material Klevatlon." that "one-fourth of New Yorkers are crazy." A versatile pi ess agent of a prominent opera singer announced her fall business tour by engaging her to a strong arm Turk and marrying her to two nameless but poor and proud men. It is expected a three to one proposition wiil make the box office scream. The big ocean skyscraper Olympic, launched at Belfast, Ireland, the other day, is long enough to rest Its stern on the east line of Fifteenth street and lift its bow at the main entrance to the Bee building, a d.Siance of t82 feet. If stretched along Farnam street. Its width of KJU feet would scrape every' bay window in the two blocks. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "I haven't seen the new minister chilli I know hiin by Ills clerical look?" "Oh, yes." "And his wife?" "You will know her by r-lur c a'l teclerlcal look." Puck. Tho Venua of Milo refused to tell how he lost her anus. j "If i should ku.v I broke them off while , trying to button my dress up the back," I sho said, "you'd aslt mo what bus become 1 of the dress." j Relapsing fnto stony silence, she paid no further attention to the questioners. Chi- I cugo tribune. Bridget An" did tli' docther say yer had any pronounced dls-ase? Pat hhure an' he did; but beaorrah rt' couldn't pronounce it.. Judge's Ubrary. i Nan Jack's overcoat has a cute little i Docket on the under side of the sleeve. between the elbow and the shoulde-r, to to put one's hand In, you know. It's fleece lined, and Just as warm.. , Fan Has 'em lined with fleece liow. does he? Usd to be silk velvet. Isn't this tire some weather? Baltimore American. "Yes, we found our cook was passing a lot of our domestic supplies through a bulu in the back fence." "You rtlxcharged her, of course?" "Discharged her.. No. Indeed. We nailed up the lence.." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I suppose your wife had the last word In that argument," said the presuming rel ative. "1 don't know," replied Mr. Meekton, "but 1 hope so." Washington Star. "Yes, I will marry you If you will make over your entire fortune to me." "But, dearest, how could 1 ever pay you alimony then?" Philadelphia Ledger. Blobbs When the mountain wouldn't come to Mahomet w hat did he do? Slobhs I MiipiRise he went to the sea shore. Philadelphia Record. The CoIIossuh of Rhodes bad fallen. "It is just as well," ci ted the imsui Kenta. "All tiiK other standpatters have taken a tumble!" But this was regarded merely as t tie ravings of Irresponsible muck rakers Chicago Tribune. "Dearest." said Reginald, aa they stood In the darkened hallway, "It's so hard to say goodby.." "Then don't try to sav It." murmured Beryl. "Uay 'good night' Instead; you don't have to use your hps for that, ou know." Chicago Tribune. IN A SNOWSTORM. Clinton .Scollard in the Outlook. The evanescent wonder of the snow Is round about us mid aa In a cloud A vestiture Inviolate we walk. Earth seems bereft of song arid shorn of sun A clulatral world. Kven the lyric thront Of the rapt brou'i is like a pulse-biut faint. The wood whlta architrave on architrave Is aa a temple where the Hps of prayer Tremble upon the verge of utterance. Hush! In the heart of this great gulf of sleep. This void abysmal, may we not divine, Tho Inscrutable Presence clothed about w 4h dreams. The Immaculate Vision that is death yet life, For out of death come, life: the twain ar ouU Another eek o: F A gr mm Specials A. Hospe Co., 151H Doug las street, have put on their piano floors the greatest line of special bargains in up right pianos ever seen under one roof, not only in Immense variety to si-lect from but the scale of price range from al most noting up. with nel,riy nothing down and a little more per week or month or all cash aa you like. This big stock of upright pianos, all of them Just m good as new, look like new, wear like new and guaran teed to please and satisfy or money back. You have a choice of no less than seventeen different makes of pianos, seventeen different qualities: almost seventeen different ranges of prices, and these uprlghtj nearly new pianos are priced from $.15.00 for the upright Ohio Valley piano; $S5.00 for the Grace &. Co. upright pi ano; the specially band made Schmoller & Mueller upright $110 piano, up to the high grade and slightly used Kim- ball pianos. Then there are ninny favorable and well known makes, hikIj as the Wheelock, Weser Bros., Dun bar, Hinze, Schaffer, Cramer, Hiddle, Kiissell & l.ane, Mar shall, Irving, Arion, Ringer and Majestic, and this repre sent only a part of the line, for in some casts like tho hand made Schmoller & Muel ler pianos we have three dif ferent styles. Then the great variety of veneers and woods represented, such as walnut, oak, mahogany, ebony and French wilnut: all aires from tho small Boudoir upright to the parlor grand. $145 will buy a fine oak upright piano, fully guaran teed on very small payments. Nice stool and scarf free. $li.r will take home your choice of several makes, well known pianos and In most beautiful walnut or mahog- ' Buy cases; very easy terms will noon put. you In posses sion of it. You use it while liujing for it. Then the high grade pianos we offer for if 1 73, $180, $190 In various veneers will please. the most exacting tastes. This line also on monthly Installments. We have a good assort tuent to select from, yet ".! v i' that the early bird gets the choice morsel; a.hi.i. ... .. your early visit will ii.s.ire a decided advantage. Not to forget, a few choice grands In mahogany and quarter sawed oak can be had at and near the $500 mark; the very best makes made are in this lot Better make haste and secure one we will tell you how easy it will be to pay for them. A. Hospe Co., 1513 Dsuglas St. P. S. Most of the above pianos have been received as part payment to apply on our celebrated lloixloir 1'layer I'iuno. French Vichy Water from Vichy, France Is onlv one 'f over 1UJ kinds of Mineral Waters we sell. We buy direct from fprlnga or Importer and are In position to make low price and guarantee fresh ness and genuineness Write fur cats 'oaue. Crystal Ldthla (Kxceislor Springs) i gal Ion Jug, at $3.00 bait Sulphur, (Kzcelxlor bprlngs) t gal lon jug. at aa.as Diamond Llthla Water, H gallon botilo. now at 0 1 dozen $4.00 riulpho hallne water, tit. Lot. doi. S.as Regent Water, lion, yt. bottle as 1 dusaii, at $M CarUbad tiprudel Waasar, bottle ... do 1 doxtn. at 96.00 Vreiicu Vichy water, hot. uc, doz 4.U Appolliiiaria Water, jt . pis. and Spills, at lowest pricus. Alluui'i Magnesia water, qt 1.6c, doi S 60 liuflalo iiiiua Water, Va gal. bottle . 60o 1 doicu cmj $5.78 Ballaidvala, pis. 16c, do l.bQ lisllardvale. qts., JUc dog isaliardvale, 'rd ,;n. uc, dost .4.00 Colfax water. Vl. but 4ic, dos. . .a.60 Delivery tree In Omaha. Council Blutin Slid S'JUl'l OIIKlllU. Sheircan & HcConneli Drug Co. Coraar lata and Dodg-e Its. Owl Drug Co. Corner 'Stb aaA Karaev Its. . afsty Knsor Blades Bssharptnsd lc "Ocod as Msw Many ftay Bsttsi" ais by the ejic.ualve Keen- is. cuye eiQuiriu (iiutr... si ,i s Sue do tiend blades I I G today. Bo need to scad p S mour, Pay when therf'lZ m mi blades are returned 1 T 7 end round O. K. 100.-F 5 m "V 000 satisfied custom era. hend addiena for tasy mailing- wrapper IESVCDOI CO., M Xeeaedr Bldf., OMoapo, IiL blades niav La left will) dmllh Novelty Co.. 21 d-e electric process. jboutU UU Bt., by UuuUx pations.