TIIH HKK: OMAHA, 1- i: 11 'aV. oViohKir HUMOUR gff 4 UTILE MOW ffOHfc T1IE W,ttETOa j Tilings You Want to Know Conrrasslonal Oam- Stylish Breakfast Robe patgu Insurgency tn 1810. . nn i V ( A V 3 ?. 1. V It ' . f - , -. ;'f f.j. I :r;- V..'At-:-S nr 4 i-.ivV uhA' :' " ',. I --sv h i-t ? j: :;x V nln r thr I'Miiliti. 'ro itimi f.irr'l foi my nul. l'nalm I Hun an !rti t IIh1 nnFt valuable. In- j VMtm'ril. In oulf live ever bronnht the j Ilchf-M li vidpn.l.-. Whitl a h to (lie orl.l j had thr ji!lo. unlr fl(pMl .vith of our text lieen finally extingulxhed at thin time of Inimllnt-M anJ deHpundemv, when no ' one emed Id tare for hie enul tut the j (real Kd above! There were poet and ' K.'holare who made theli mark In Pavld s j era. There were eoldlers of dashlux fame, i There Mere moll vl wealth w ho bulKrd hiiKe In the common eye. Hut the uncared for i youth hated Hnd ca.t out was destined to 'overtop them all In the servlre tn humanity, j Who ran manure the inspiration of his ; encounter with the giant rhillMInn upon the nmbttlous mind of youth In David's day and siiuc, leaillrig to the overthrow j of many a alant evil! Who can eetimate the whip of the Pealm In unifylnjf bellevem. In voicing; - the re llgloue irstlnt and In loading the footstep of muit.tudes seeking after t!od! Yet nil these future human aseets and more. were. I humanly pprakhifc. at the point of being destroyed and loat to human kind, an the I outcast ld. "No one caied for m- aoul." i Pomctime" the atruggle to kfep one's I own head above water Iw so fierce that It I la no wonder the sorrows of others pas I unnoticed. Thera are times In every lire, ' when trials troop to the assault from every fei f . 1 m i i ? : , .v.. j I III I . I T I 1 t! -n human n spis In lost mijI, "So end 1 you. How stimulating the record of such men as "Puncher" and "Old Horn Prunk," of whom Pegble tells us In ivid story In "Twice Horn Men," men, outcast b society and by their own acta but who befriended by those who really cared for treir soul.. I were quickened into new and splendid '.fe! We have not yet gotten, perhaps II na not meant we should get beyond the need of that charity that endureth all thing, belleveth all thing, hopeth all thing. tin a summer s day at a Swiss hotel, a woman sat with glasses In hand looking up at the mountain side. Four black specks could be seen. They were mrn attempting to reach a difficult peak. Suddenly with a cry. the woman fell In a faint to the floor. Others took up the glasses to dis cover the cause of such experience. The The "Young America" political move- , conspiring to d erupt the union. When ment which triumphed In the congressional .Jefferson purchased Louisiana the New elections of 1K10 was the result of a radical , England federalists hcKan to talk of e- eccesslon and progressive revolution within the ranks of the democratic-republican parly. It re nilted In changing the character of the ormtK-ratlc party. In substituting a radical progressive policy for a conservative and tion-agi-esslve program, and It brought Into public life the second generation of great i of any foreign American statesmen. The young Amer- I great- merchant Vnable and unwilling to protect American shipping fr m KunMican Insults by war. Jef ferson and the democratic congress pscd the F.mbargo act. which forbade American ships to sail from American ports to poM countries. Suddenly the marine which had been leans, or the young republicans, as the I seriously crippled by Hritlh and French factlonists were called, were led hy Henry ' orders and decrees, was totally destroyed flay and John . Calhoun, hy Richard M. j by an American ait of congress. The em Johnson and Felix Grundy, hy Langdon ; bargo created the greatest Indignation lu t'heves and Oeoi ge M. Croup. Not one of i New Kngtand, hut It caused even greater these men at this time was more than 40' suffering In the strongly demoriatle states years old. They were. Indeed and In truth, j of the south. New nngland still had lt young Americans and voting republicans. , fisheries and lis budding manufacturtes They also were the first "Insurgents" In j The embargo act was a most complete American political history, and It Is Inter-! protection against foreign competition Hy ev. J. Praabrtartan C. WUiou Church of Pastor Bsnson. I quarter, as though we were singled out for i slaughter. Again even when there is real i sympathy, a sense of timidity and of one s unfitness to offer help holds back the golden word of comfort. Yet in the vast majority of canes un concerned for the welfare of others, espe cially, a want of care for the religious wel fare, Is nothing short of criminal. Cain's cry and plea. "Am I my brother's keeper." ; lias again and again risen to humaji lip. and always under a divine Providence, has i It Inherited the same curse that fell upon that first Instance of extreme selfishness. The agitations of modf-n labor sound much like the cry of young David driven to the cave. What does the general public, and what does that special public, the captains of Industry, who run our great enterprises and the gossips of men who possess great wealth, care for the souls of the working- men? There are notable exceptions, it Is true, and all honor to them; but the .lurtg- ! ments of a gracious heaven are written against the oppressor from the day of Job to that of James; and the condition of civic affairs In Spain and Portugal at the present time, suggest that thought ruling rlsjiees may forget, there Is One, higher than the highest, who Is really caring for the helpless host at the bottom. In life's struggle. Our Savior's exampje and teaching settles all doubt as to the believer's duty In car ing for the souls of others. Almost his last words were "As the Father hath sent me Into the world, so Tsend you." And how wus he sent, how did he come? "The Son Of Man Is coming to seek and tn save the lost." The story of the prodigal son was spoken expreKsly to Justify Christ's course. In breaking the rules of culture to min gle with the outcast and bring them home to t!od. The elder son. was not caring for his vagrant brother. Some ona with au thority and standing must go. Hence, the incarnation. Hence, Christ's sanctlflcatlon of himself, setting himself apart from the Father's bosom, from symbols of position and power, from earthly callings and com forts, otherwise legitimate, and all for ! four men were roped one to the other. esting to note that they accomplished their j and the manufacturing state of pennsil- revoIuUonary purposes In an "off year 'ania, promen more man u iosi. ion n election. : Klnl.i was paralysed. The federalist partv never recovered i The federalists made the mistake of from the crushing blow of TOO, and the , "penly syiupa.thli.tng with Kngland and of democratic majority In congress Incrensed i tacitly encouraging rttsunlonlsm. The catn with everv biennial election riurtna theil"''" f 1 " bitterly fought, but the that If one sl!ped the others could help him to a new foothold. And no man of honor would let another go so long as he could maintain his own foothold. Suddenly as they looked the rope looks and three men who had lost their foothold went tumbling to destruction. In the precipice below. And why not the fourth. Their mangled bodies the next morning were brought In. In the afternoon the fourth man who lutJ saved himself came In. But a great change had come over friends and acquaintances. No one would speak to him. They fled his presence. And when he insisted on knowing why, one said to him. "If you must know, there waa every evidence when the men were brought In this morning that the rope hud been cut." God expects us to help each other. We are bound by family affection, by soolal acquaintance, by business fellowship. We often slip and lose foothold in the great climb, lint what think you of the humane ness of him srho refuses to recognize the dangers of every dHy mishaps of dispond ency and discouragement, the preclo'jsness of life and the possibilities of good In these unfortunates roped to us by these common ties? The Christ Is watching; all heaven is watching, the Rood everywhere, are watching, and nil rejoice when they be hold us struggling to the death and swing ing one by one those who have lost foot hold into position of new hope and new fellowship with God. Brigktside and His Boy "Those Playful Practical Jokers," Their Latest Tabloid Sketch. Interesting, new negligees show, Instead f tha long a proved lac and ribbon trim ming, conventional bands of Bulgarian or Norwegian embroidery tn strong, crude olora which give an odd, though rather sm art style. This boudoir garment is made of white is done In several shades of blue with a dash of strong orange and some black lines. The overhanging part of the gown which alop' s from the bust to the end of the train lined with a medium shade of tha bluo. and this color shows with each movement of the wearer. Frills of accord- prno material a supple mixture of wool j Ion plaited w hite silk form the loose sleeves with mohair threads and' tha embroidery i under the sleeves of the gowu. n ff si Y" i 1 f . His ife Holves the Boss oi the Establishment t KS:,.'" "" BT AMICKJfi MAN. The wife of the Boss of the Establish ment was nursing a melancholy mood, also a cold In the head. It is needles to say that one waa the result of the other All day ahe had lounged in a reclining chair nursing her nose and wishing she bad never had one. Reading did not seem to take her mind off her physic! misery, so she had begun to figure accounts. . Never an exhilarating occupation at Its beat, today the eurvey of the month's ex penses had reduced her to a meaningless ut real despair. Moving to tha country bad not leen like putting money In the savings bank far from it. And the worst of I hone pant ex pendltures, as she gaxed upon them. Mmtd to be that every Item had been ab solutely neoeaaary. Hew then could they retrench? with a throbbing head and a allghlly feverish pulse, retrenchment eeeina to oast the only possible light on a gloomy future. They could not save on the table; that was "bourgeois." And If you had ever heard the Boas' wife utter that adjective of su preme contempt you would have under stood it, even though the French word waa unknown to you. There must be no middle class cutting town of the butcher's bill, no day-long oiling of Venerable fowls. There was. In fact. Just one way of savtiig and that was tip te bar. , She apent far too much money on clothes.' There waa the matter ef hats, for Instance. Why should she feel that she must bave aew millinery every season? Her last winter's hat, tf It were changed here and there end bad some new trimming, would be good enough. That would mean a cav ing of almost IJO. rired with this noble ambition, she sorted e;ver a box of moth-aten treeaurea, the mummified remains of former millinery triumphs, and despatched the choicest pickings, together with her last winter bat. to Madame something or other, who promised over the telephone te return the transformed creation the same evening. As the day wore on she grew more and snore melancholy and more and more eeo stemical, both phases alarmingly removed frwm Ute normai state. Even the Boss' return did not raiM her from her extraordinary Uesttude. 6he rose languidly to greet htm. but soon settled bee to ber reclining chair and her ae ceunui. "tve rauat economise." ahe announced suddenly after prolonged figuring. "All right." said the Boss cheerfully, "we Win." There waa a Utile more ailent arithmetic ad than the lady look4 up aolfully and 4da4: "Hut I dont see at all how we ran economise " "AU ncfal, we wen t," afreets Ute Baas Just aa cheerfully as before. Then she told him of her noble deter- j mination about the hat. and when the Boss smiled a trifle eceptlutUly she realised more than ever that she had Juut the kind of cold which would turn into pneumonia and of which she would surely and shortly die. "But what good will it do you to save $30?" inquired the Boss. "Even supposing: your 'reformed' creation should be becom ing" and J.ust then the door bell rang. and later a gigantic hat box waa brought in. "That's it!" exclaimed the lady, rousinc from her lethargy. "I think I'll get up and try It on!" , 8he rose and cut the strings of the band box, though not with the feverish fervor she would have displayed had it contained a new hat. Then she removed several layers of tissue paper and lifted out what looked to tha Boss like a huge coal scuttle of black, fussy fur, with a great dab of flame col ored feathers on one side. "Why, she's sent me the wrong hat!" exclaimed the lady, a new note of excite ment In her voice, "and here's the bill! M), It a a letter from Madam Lemon. She says she has fixed over my old hat. In ac cordance with my Instructions, but that she la also sending me a new one on ap proval, because It Is Just from Paris and exactly my style , and only $35. Well, of course, I won't tske it. but It will do no harm to try It on." The Bos looked worried as she settled the gigantic structure on her small head and then glanced coquetttshly in the mir ror. "Tou ran pull Is down over your ears In winter." suggested the Bote Ironically. THm't you like UT' Inqured the lady with a leonine glare, and the Boss, re joiced to see ber roused to a normai In terest in life, made no further comment. It must have been fifteen minutes later that he beard small, meek Trace say re signedly: "Well, now. there: Tm going to try on the old hat But it doesn't look like mucti bealde thin beautiful thing." "It'll leok all right on a rainy day," the Boss observed. "And now cheer up and Til write ou a check for the new ona Toa've economised enough for one day." (Copyright. 1910. by the N. T. Herald Cx) BY LAFAYBTTK PARKS. "Here's an account of a man who pulls a chair from beneath his wife as she Is about to sit down, the fall proving fatal, thin being his idea of a practical Joke," buglns Brightaide, aa Mother's pride enters to tune up for the evening duet. "81owly beating 'em to death Is another way to kill wives, but sometimes it annoys sensitive neighbors," remarks Son, feeling j for a match. "The man that perpetrates the so-called practical Jokes is usually the only person who get amusement from them,", com plains Father. "They are the kind of yaps who almost laugh themselves to death when a fat man slips on a banana peel and breaks his leg," aays Son. "Those fellows don't have a good time at all If they don't see three or four women and children run over by trolley cars or automobiles during the day. Such playful occurrencees as old men fall ing on their faces and breaking their teeth call for shrieks of Joy." "It does seem strange how other per sons' misfortunes seems so mirthful to some Individuals," protests Father. "A new fall lid bouncing down Broadway before the breeze, with the guy that owns It hot footing to catch up, falling over pet poodles ' attached to hobble skirts, gets more laughs tn a minute than the funniest farce that ever hit the great White Way." declares Son. "If It happens to be pne of thoee rough shaved verities, and it swims across every mud puddle on the way, until It looks like a half drowued kitten crawl ing out of the old well, the crowd splits Its sides' Next to a lively dog fight, the run away hat draws the biggest bunch of rubbernecks." "What I object to," continues Father. "Is the alleged friend who plots practical Jokes." . r &Jffjf J of salutation," grimly observes Father. h;s idea or a jgk&. "He certainly U a grand piece of cheese," admits Son. "and I love every dent in his block. He gets the medal every time for owning the finest variety of solid ivory bean." "His variety is infinite." Father proceeds, "but I must say I cannot become accus tomed to any of his playful moods." "He comes across with the variety, all right." says Son, "and so far he's In the Cleo and Mark Anthony class. But be stops there, for his chesnuts sure do get mighty stale. In my office we are pestered with a human hippo owning a hand like a ham that he plants In the small of one's back as a merry greeting." 'I am acquainted with the gentleman who alaps his friends on the back by way "Several married men in our office huvo lost sets of perfectly good false teeth through tliis pest," asserts Son. "The only reason he Is still at liberty is because no one has been able to think up a plan to murder him In sufficiently brutal atyle. One of the most Irritating features of his two ton slap is the coarse laugh that goes with It." "Then there are the annoying creatures who delight In throwing things wherever they happen to be," describes Father. "The woods is full of them," agrees Son. "In my Joint they shoot along anything from a mucilage pot to a pound paper weight, and the more damage they do the happier they become. Spoiling a $50 suit of clothes calls prolonged shouts of glee." "The subway and restaurant loafer who throws paper wads at women ought to be arrested," exclaims Father, his Indigna tion rising as the subject grows warmer. "The practical Joker in public places must be supprtsaaed." "And while you're about It," advisee Son. "make a few rules to tome the playful bride, who starts the day by throwing flatlrons at her hubby. Pave the man that pays the rent. He Is practical Joke enough." (Copyright. 1M0, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) Had fitaougb. Hogan was playing nurse to the twins on the front porch. The twins were annoyed because each wanted exclusive possession of a solitary kitten and they were yelling. A neighbor paused at the gate. "Well, Hogan," he asked, "what would you take for them children of yours?" Hogan shifted his chair. "All the money In the wurruld couldn't buy them," he declared. "But." he added, "I wouldn't give tin clnts apiece for any more like thlm." Philadelphia Record. S o,,i U !", p3l . . . - p!HE PUMPK1W. I HEAD lAMTrr?M I S GOOD ENOUwlfr $ lept Oat Lead. Waa Waettagr bis Tla, "Tou are w airing your time painting pic tures " ' But I sell my piclurva," protested the artist. "And that convlnrwe me that you can sell anything. Such being tbe caae, why net take up life Insurance, or steel brldgea, or somerbtng with big money in It?" Heme Ueiaiw, i PUMP HAIfftK. ,6UTTHM"CO0l. eight years of Jefferson's two administra tions. But notwithstanding the overwhelm ing preponderance of the democratic party and the great popularity of Mr. Jefferson, the last years of his administration were far removed from political peace. When the time came to choose his successor In 1 the federalists attempted to galvanise their party Into new life, but the gains they made were not sufficient to give them control either of the electoral colleges or the congress. In the house they Increased their vote from thirty-one to forty-six, In the senate from seven to ten, anil In the electoral collides from the fourteen votes j given against Jefferson In 1HM to forty- seven votes given against Madison. Madi son received 122 electoral votes ami went Into office backed by a majority of more j than two to one In both the senate and the house. But all was not harmonious. The great majority of the people preferred to call themselves democrats, and they hated the federalists, but they did not agree on questions of public policy. The great is sue before the people was how to solve the problem of dealing with British and French Interference with American com merce. For a time beginning about 103, almost the entire merchant shipping business of the world was conducted by the Ameri cans. The titanic strugirle between Na poleon and all the other powers of Europe had driven from the seas the ships of every belligerent nation except England, and even the British ships were forced to be cautious and British wares were carried In American bottoms. This shipping busi ness was vastly profitable and was world wide. From Africa, from China, from South America, from Java, from the Philippines, from the West Indies, from every exporting port In the world, Ameri can ships carried cargoes to the I'nlted States, there to be landed and neutralized before being reshipped for ICuropran ports While England was striking at France to maintain and establish the British suprem acy of the seas, that supremacy was In fact about to be taken awny by Kngland's lately revolted colonies. In 1K04 Great Britain began to harrsss American ship ping by laying a series of paper blockades and by again Insisting upon the right to setae American ships and sear oh them for deserting British seamen. Napoleon, In his efforts to cripple Eng land, did not propose to permit British manufactured wares to reach the oontlnent nder the alleged neutral protection of the metican flag, and so he Issued the fa mous decrees of Berlin and Mllnn. Be tween Kngllah "orders in council" and French "Imperial decrees," the prosperous American merchant marine was paralysed. American ships and cargoes were ronfis- ated in F.uropean -orts and British men- of-war insulted and harassed American vessels In every possible manner. Jefferson and the democrats of the old school, the men who had helped found the republic, who hated monarchies, who feared autocratic power, who had led the revolution of 1800, who hud Inveighed against the alien and sedition laws, who had supported the Kentucky ami Virginia resolutions, feared the menace of military power more than they feared the stugna tlon of commerce. Jefferson had made his will the will of the people of the nation and he was opposed to a standing army and to a navy with all the seal of a fanatic. Therefore there Was no American navy capable of opposing? the English navy, and the American merchant marine was defenseless. When' Jefferson came Into power he found It expedient and neoeaaary to aban don In part hla extreme Ideas aa to the atrtct construction of the constitution. He, himself, admitted that he stretched th constitution until It cracked when he pur chased Louisiana from tha French. When the alien and sedition laws of the Adams administration were opposed by the radical states' rights propaganda embodied In the Kentucky and Virginia resolutions, the federalists had accused the democrats of federalists were under suspicion of dis loyal. ty and the demociats achieved an other overwhelming party victory. The Bin bai'KO act was repealed, and a Non-lnlei- ourse act substituted for it, which. In stead of forbidding all commerce prohib ited only thst with Kngland and France. In the meantime the British arrogance was becoming more ami more Intolerable. British warships Insolently patrolled the entrances to Chesapeake Bay and New York harbor. The British ship, l-eopatd, captured and searched the American fri gate, Chesapeake, within a few miles of Norfolk. The people were furious, but neither Jefferson nor Madison was willing to go to war to avenge the honor of the republic. When the campaign of 1M0 opened lli poople of the whole country were furious against Knglund. With one voice they cried for war. They disapproved of tbe weak and vaccllating policy of Madison and Jefferson, but Uiey hated even more the federalists who were openly sympathlf Ing with England. They resolved to elect a congress which would substitute aggres sive measures for defensive policies, and yet they were unwilling to turn out the democrats by voting in the federalists. In nearly every congressional dlstriot in the whole country, tho younger and more hot-headed element In the demooretlo party put forward a candidate for congrese who was pledged to the policy of agares slon, even to the extent of favoring a sec ond war with Kngland. Thene candidates were nearly all young men, and the move ment responsible for their candidacy took on the name of "Young American" and they were known as "Young Republicans." Their political standing was very much the same aa that of the Insurgent republicans, who are now, a century later, giving an other "off" year-election unusual interest and importance. The young republican movement was suc cessful and of the 142 men who sat In the eleventh congress, sixty-one were defeated for re-election. At the name time the fed eralists lost ground In both houses of con gress and when the new congress met tbe house waa composed of thirty-six federal ists and 106 democrats, while In the senate thero were only six federalists and thl ............ . .. T-W .nln.u w.. nrtV Young America was In the saddle, th of the fathers wa done and the rej blllty for government now had the sons. This was a new generation. concerned with the Issues whlcti vlded the people In the trying jV tween the close of the revolution a doptlon of the constitution. K no feared the possibility of a monarchl tablishment. It no longer was concerned with abstract problems involving the forms of government. The constitution was ac cepted, the union waa formed, and now Young America waa determined to estab lish Industrial prosperity, even at the ex pense of political peace. While many of the fathers still were to linger on the stage for several yeara to come, this Insurgent movement of 1810 ac tually marked the beginning of the second epoch in the personnel of American states manship H reMilted in. bringing Clay and Calhoun into leadership; it brought John Qulncy Adams into the democratio fold; It destroyed the dominanoy of federalism even In Massachusetts; it made inevitable the far of 1812. and It confirmed the na tional Independence and the national re sponsibility of the American republic. The election of 1810 made cat tain the con tinued domlnancy of the democratio party by effecting a radical and fundamental revolution In the doctrines and tenenta ft that organization. Young republicanism had the sympathy and support of practi cally all the people, to the extent that ten years later Monroe received every electoral vote but one, and even that one waa cast for another democrat Fourteen yeara later there waa but one party In the coun trythe democratic. ST SSXO J. atASXXsT. , Tomorrow Congressional Campalgma. , VI Tbe Kerolt of the Feople, senate thirty"" Hp let-' i the re had vf ,. if aTAs- I Types We Meet Every Day The Girl of Other , Days. BY BOBBIE BABBT.R). In simple garb of bygone days. Phe treads the city's crowded ways. Then down the sheltered side street fls Before the cry, "Step lively, please!" Khe watches with a timid eye The touring cars that thunder by. Phe scarcely calls her soul her own She trembles at the telephone. k S -3e-s .V TL :M neAxruLf-- !vvNM JVv TVA'I lfetft Safe In her quaint old parlor, she hits down to buttered toast and tea. And, as she pours the fragrant brew In priceless cups of Nankeen blue. She speaks of days she can't forger An older, nappter past and yet Her old eyes twinkle as she tells Quaint talus of bygone beaux and belles "That Eastman Johnson portrait? Oh, That's my first cousin. Fully Iaiw; I've heard her many a day aver The prince of Walea once danced with her. Hie married young Van Cortlandt Gray And they went west. 'Tls many a day 8lnc, she, in Trinity, was wed. Well, she and Cortlandt both are deed! "I like the girl of nowadays, Phe could be better In some ways. But give the tittle minx her due Khe's capable, and pretty, too. When we were young we loved to lear. We loved to shop, Ve loved things gay. Nor were we more disposed. I know. Than modern girls to cook and sew." The light grows dim; the firelight gleams O'er the old room until It seems Out of the shallows, to her side, I see her old-time lover gilds. He bends above her, takes her hand, Khe smiles and seems to understand. Helgbo! They used the same old ways To woo the girl of other days! (Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald C4 " 'Tls hard to sav grod-bye," The poets often write; But It seems to us when young men call Cm maids and linger In the hall It is harder to ay Kod night." J