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STATEMENT OF CIPCVLATlON.
State of Nebraska, Douglaa county, :
Oeorge B. Tsschuck. treasurer of The
Pee Publishing company, being duly sworn,
aaya that the actual number of full and
complete copies of The Dally, Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during
the month of September, 1910, was aa fol
lows j
1 43.BB0
1 43.870
44,180
4 40.000
1 44,120
44.S30
1 43.600
1 43,680
I ...43,40
II.... 43,370
11 41.000
II 40,430
II 43.SOO
14 43,300
14 1MM
Total
Returned Copies
1 1
If
43.3O0
43.IT0
,4a, wo
II.
( 43.40
II 43.460
It ....43,400
. .44,640
14 43J80
43.3O0
S 44,870
17 44.100
It 43,650
It 43.840
..... 43,80
,1303,370
,46
Nat TataJ 1.893,698
Dally Average 43, 1 If
GEO. B. TZ3CHUCK,
Treasurer.
Subacrlhed In my presence and sworn to
before ma this thirtieth day of September,
1I0. M. B. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Saboerlbere leaTlnsr the city tus
porarlly ahemlel have) The BeV
mailed them. Address will ba
For the ninth time we ask,
Hitchcock put it back?
Will
Congressman Hitchcock Is getting
aadder. That's very evident.
Trade may follow the flag, but
also follows the trade boosters.
it
That story about snow in Texas in
October sounds a little frosty.
The Crlppen case shows what can be
Hone without the telegraph wire.
Notice how quickly Mr. Bryan ac
cepted the invitation to stay in
.Indiana?
What if Mr. Morgan ahould find out
that "Link" Steffens is writing things
about -him?
Register Saturday or prepare to
land aside when you ask for a ballot
at the polls.
Cannot some one induce "Jack
Johnson to quit bis auto and take to
an aeroplane?
With Colonel Roosevelt to lead the
shouting, Taft rooters ought to make
the welkin ring.
The new king of Siam ascends the
throne at the age of 30. Just old
nougb to know better.
Just suppose that Lee O'Neil
Browne had been tried before the Jury
that convicted Dr. Crippen.
"I will never retire." Sarah Bern
hardt. Sarah might run for senator
on the democratic ticket right here in j
Nebraska.
Uncle Henry Wallace says the
farmer loses money and the railroads
say they do. Who owns those hogs?
Who declares those railway dividends?
Formula for avoiding debts: Get
your creditor in the penitentiary until I " " " " T . YY " to, ne.vs on the other, who are contend-
your note outlaws, and then beat him ! ?0t upJ",d lhat U,W0U'd be by thU i that the roads are no longer able
off with the statute of limitations. 1' The fact remain, that these men!to put up wlth some of the freight
have done what nobody before them ira tea they are getting.
Champ cTark asks the people of his 'ver d,d- Thy have established at It u a remarkable showing of the
district if they do not want to be rep- new or,(r record and they did itjfarmer Mr. Wallace makes, but serl
resented iu congress by the speaker. i ithout rcldent or injury lo them-j oll8,v how lnuch different is it than
Oh, quit your teasing, now, Champie.
If Senator Foraker la not careful he
mar give out the impression of being
unfriendly to Colonel Roosevelt, and
that, of course, would tend to weaken;
f-e. !
Just by way of reminder, 260 retail
Uquor licenses In a city of 125,000
population means ona saloon to every
iOO Inhabitants, men, women and
lhildren.
The man who shot Mayor Uayuor
la Mid to be insane. Ixick him up,
tor the damage front a m&niac's pistol
may not differ from that of a sane
uian's gun.
A fct. Ixuis aviator advertise "Les
ions in flying, $25." There are well
groomed ladies and gents in that same
rlty giving lessons in high-flying for
uch leus, as a starter.
The one consolation of being shut
out of that ball of fame la that we will
be in tne company of such men as
Patrick Henry, General Sheridan,
Bamuel Adams and a few others.
The old game of "Button, button,
who's got the button?" is being para
phrased and played by the farmers and
the railroads. "Money, money, who's
lot the money T"
Send the Honey to Murphy.
The democratic state executive com
mittee of New York appeals through
a newspaper advertisement to all the
people of the atate to contribute funds'
for Its campaign democrats, repub-i
tlrans. socialists and Hearst independ
ents alike being invited to "come
across." The members of the com-
mittee are named as proper recipients j Frank H. Tracy, who was formerly for
of the money. In the list are the j several years associated with The Hee's
names of some notable democrats, but editorial staff, where he was thor
the one that stands out above all oughly grounded in the essentials of
others is that conspicuous champion ; newspaper work. Sine leaving The
of the people, that restless enemy of
special privilege, that indomitable foe
to corrupt politics, Charles K. Mur
phy, otherwise known as "boss" of
Tammany hall, successor to the Hon
orable "Dick" Croker. who got mad
and went to Ireland when some up
start asked "Where did he get it?"
Rend the money, therefore, to
"Boss" Murphy. His methods are
practical, his experience complete. He
knows the state from end to end and
every candidate and issue thoroughly,
for he named or dictated them all.
The leading democratic newspapers of
New York said that, delegates to the
state convention at Rochester "stood
hat in hand and waited" upon "Bobs"
Murphy with a request for the nomi
nation of this man or that, "but waited
in vain," for the boss had decided be
forehand to nominate Mr. J. A. Dix.
So send your money to Murphy. It
will avoid delay and indirection. It
will all have to go to him in the end,
anyway, and to send it to other mem
bers of the committee' will simply
cause confusion and a loss of time
and the campaign is far spent now.
Mr Murphy is not a cooper by trade,
but an adept at rolling barrels. Fur
thermore, as he is the whole thing in
the democratic party in the state this
year, according to these veracious
democratic newspapers, why bother
about sending the money to any of
the small fry?
The committee has thoughtfully
stipulated that no "corporation
money" will be received, or at least
it will not be received from a cor
poration directly. Corporations wish
ing to contribute will, therefore, kindly
have some Individual to make the re
mittance. It would never do to have
Mr. Murphy mixed up with the cor
porations. The committee In its ap
peal assures the good people of New
York that "Democratic victory will
mean the restoration of confidence,
an endxof extravagance and the return
of business methods, with tranquillity
and order to the transaction of public
business.
Could anything more be asked or
desired? Do not stop to ask foolish
questions, you people of New York
Just place your check in a properly
addressed envelope and mall to Mr.
"Boss" Murphy and then keep your
eye on the little rubber ball and see
if you can tell which shell it Is under
Expert Testimony.
The populist nominee for lieutenant
governor in the recent Nebraska pri
maries was W. If. Green, editor of a
democratic paper called the Nebraska
Liberal. Mr. Green went over to
Sioux City for that famous waterways
convention, and when he came home
this is what he tfrote and printed in
his paper:
Out of all proportion is the punishment
measured out to Mayor Dahlmnn for hid
Inopportune 'butt-In" at Sioux City.
Dahlman was only
ltttie. way behind
us and we wanted to go through the floor
" ,iri icu iu ri'ruu. .iui uie luavor
of Omaha waa not the tmlv one drunk.
Other cities contributed their liability.
Just suppose it had been "Gov
ernor" Dahlman Instead of "Mayor"
Dahlman for whom "Reformer" Green
bad felt called upon to make
apology?
this
American Aeronauts Triumph.
The achievement of Messrs. Hawley
and Post, who sailed in a balloon from
St. Louis to a point in northern
Canada, a distance of 1,4.1 miles, in
forty-eight hours, may well be bailed
as a triumph in aeronautics. It does
not matter that the science of travel-
lnar in Air ha tint haon roHncUl a
" " , " """"" -
I lhAniiohl it r i I it u rln n TmaJa I w
! "", or l",r "uun. aunougn tn. y
were lodged In the dismal Canadian
j woods. They beat the aeronauts of;
! every other nation engaged in the .hi- j
i .
, test and several other Americans.
They have earned all the praise ti.r.t
may be bestowed them
Better than all. such an
achieve'
meui .a iuis act. on,, aa an irritant.. ! of 70 an acre in 1907 to $100 an
so to speak, upon restless ambition; it i acre in 1910. This, of course, offers
inspires other men to greater deeds. I iittle encouragement to the renter and
It gets down to the dynamics of human ji, na, before this been cited as one
energy and enterprise and it drives jof the reaaon8 WDy many farming
some man to surpass the record, in j COmmuuities of Iowa were not show
time leading to the ultimate solution ! lng ub8tantial increases in popula
f the mystery. This has been the 1 tion. At any ratP it 8Uggts the
history of every great scientific move- I mt,re possibility of fictitious prices,
raent. The Inherent love for success, ; Tne foroe of Mr. Wallace s conten
the resistless force that impels onetion ,g ,0 discourage further freight
man to surpass another in the great rat- advances on farm products. He
rivalries of life. Is the motive power. ,8 au authority on these subjects, so
of the world's progress, one of thejhia word will naturally count for
evolutionary forces or the universe. I
What Hawley and Post have accom-1
plished. therefore, great as it is in it
self, is nothing aa compared with what
they will have driven somebody else
to accomplish. It is In this light thateconomy ,n Urm management knd to
we get the true perspective of their i .mpha8xe the importance of this
achierement and the real value of the back-to-the-farm movement, coupled
great enterprise which St. Louisiana with intensified farming, which Mr.
are promoting. We exult over thWalUce hm8.if is doing so much to
deed and the men and boast that they j proniote.
are our countrymen, but what is either
to compare With the lareer fact of;
their contribution to science. St
Louis ia doing a world's work, a work
of the ages, in organizing and promot
ing these international aeronautical
competitions.
Booit for a Former Bee Man.
Our congratulations to the IJoston
Transcript on the promotion to the re
sponsible position of editor-in-chief of
Bee, fifteen years ago, Mr. Tracy has
been almost continuously on the
Transcript, most of the time in charge
of its magnificent Saturday magaiine
features and also writing for current
periodicals. We feel perfectly con
fident that he will make good at the
head of this most Influential of Bos
ton's newspapers.
Just Suppoie.
Just suppose, by a violent stretch
of the imagination, that Joseph 8.
Bartley, the great embexzler. was
elected state treasurer as a democrat
instead of as a republican.
JuBt suppose that shortly after he
took charge of the state funds some
editor by the name of Rosewater, run
ning a paper like The Bee, that had
fought him for election, had gone to
him and solicited a loan of several
thousand dollars.
JuBt suppose that, after being thus
accommodated, the republican paper
kept discreetly deaf to all rumors of
misdeeds on the part of the demo
cratic state treasurer.
Just suppose that, when this tremo-
cratic state treasurer turned out to be
a defaulter for over $500,000 the
editor of this republican paper tried
to palliate the crime and kept con
stantly giving the embezzler sym
pathetic aid and comfort.
Just suppose that, when the demo
cratic defaulter was convicted and
sent to prison this republican paper
started at once to lay the foundation
for his parole.
Just suppose that, when the demo
cratic defaulter was liberated by ques
tionable proceedings this republican
paper defended the pardon and cham
pioned Bartley.
Just suppose that, after all this,
when Bartley demanded repayment of
the note for the Btolen money, some
one by the name of Rosewater should
have set up the statute of limitations
and refused to pay.
Just suppose that, when the facts
leaked out, someone by the name of
Rosewater brazenly denied that he
ever had any state money or ever
owed the state a cent, and then, when
cornered, explained that he did not
borrow from Bartley as state treat
urer, but from Bartley as a privah
money lender.
Just sup pone that at that moment
someone by the name of Rosewater
was asking the people of Nebraska to
commission him to represent them in
the United States senate.
Just suppose -all this, if you can,
and try to imagine what Congressman
Hitchcock's democratic World-Herald
would be doing.
Those Iowa Farm Boys.
According to Henry Wallace of the
Country Life commission, the farmer
boys have saved the day and kept the
old homestead going in Iowa. Testi-
Ifyiug before the Interstate Commerce
j commission in a railroad rate hearing,
Mr. Wallace declares that tenant farm
ers of Iowa lose on an average more
than 300 a year for every 160 acres
and that but for their own boys doing
the work, the farm owners would also
: come out at the little end of the horn.
1 Now the people will have to go back
and get an entirely new view of the
! wnole industrial situation. They had
beeu imagining all along that these
I bumper crops and enormous prices
j meant tnat the farmers were getting
ricn arid- ou tne other hand, that the
j 8leadv progress of railroad dividends
J indicated a growing prosperity there,
j But Mr Wallace disabuses their minds
I L . .
'on tne one sioe ana ine ranroaa at-
.
other independent small lints of busi
ness'.' It is questionable if the little
merchant or the small dealer in most
i any line is in any oirrerent position
.Kan (he farmers of Iowa. The Iowa
; farmers who own their land bae this
i coniuensation. that Its value ia steadily
rising, having gone from an average
something. in the meantime, if his I
reasoning as to the part the farmers' j
boys are playing is correct, it only
goes to show the lack and need at the
I same time of greater efficiency and
Aci-nrdinir to the Lincoln Star the
j pledge, "to abide by the result," iut -
scribed to by every candidate filing on ,
the primary ballot, means merely that
the person taking this solemn oath
will not run by petition after beaten
for the party nomination, and that it
leaves him free to continue to oppose
his successful competitor. That may
sound fair from the standpoint of the
defeated, but If he had won the nomi
nation It would not look so good to
him.
No, Congressman Hitchcock did not
vote to raise the tariff on boots and
shoes in fact, he did not vote on the
tariff bill on Its final passage at all,
because he was at that moment in Ku
rope enjoying himself there spending
the salary paid him for looking after
the interests of his constituency at
Washington.
It is not surprising to know that the
Oklahoma supreme court has sus
tained the validity of the "grand
father" clause of that state's constitu
tion, but let us wait and see what the
federal supreme court has to say shout
it. This is the clause disfranchising
the negro and nullifying the fifteenth
amendment.
Those "Dear Bartley" letters may
also help explain why it was so easy
to buy editorial space in Mr. Hitch
cock's World-Herald for ten days for
750 to attack Judge Holcomb, run
ning as a fusion candidate for gov
ernor in 1894, just when Bartley was
coming across with the dough.
Just to have it tested in court, we
Buggest that Congressman Hitchcock
turn over the original papers and in
vite the attorney general to sue him
for the 3,000 of stolen state money,
which he admits having refused to put
back.
It turns out that Senator Burkett is
also good enough for Senator Cum
mins. It is hard to please those dem
ocrats who are afraid Senator Burkett
Is not a sufficiently progressive re
publican, y
It certainly has taken nerve for the
World-Herald to accuse other people
of dishonesty all these years, while
Editor Hitchcock has had - stolen
money loaned him by Bartley in his
pocket.
Remember that no previous year's
registration counts this year. No one
whose name does not appear on this
year's registration books will be enti
tled to vote at the coming election.
The championship la decided. T,e Rol
eat mort; viva le Rol! St. Louis Re
public. No one would dare call the Cubs
that to their faces.
Same Old Condition ,
Ixniisvllle Courier-Journal.
"I'nrest," says Senator Bourne of Oregon,
In a magazine article, "exists today through
the civilised world." It might be added
that the condition has existed throughout
the history of the world.
Haaarlnar'tbe Crowd Line.
St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Aa far as population la concerned Canada
Is chiefly- a narrow belt of territory along-
the northern boundary of the United
States. Our Lady of the Knows hearkens
to the call of the busy crowd rather than
that of the wilderness.
Headlna; the Mis as.
Philadelphia Ledger.
In response to inquiries whether or not
lie had retired permanently from political
life Mr. William J. Bryan answers thut
there is -iothina; left for him to aspire to
except good government. This is a round
about way of saying- that he ha.i retired.
Insnra-enrr In China.
Pittsburg Dispatch.
A little representative government is a
dangerous thing, aa the Chinese regent ia
finding- out. Klrat the provincial assem
blies Mlid iu the liiiperia.! fcelimle. lle
algned to pave the way for and postpone
the national parliament, have adopted res
olutions demanding It be established ahead
of the schedule that fixed It for 1913.
Our Birthday Book
October as. mo.
Joseph W. Kolk, former governor of Mia
sourl, was born October , 18'W, In Browns
ville. Term. He first came prominently
Into public notice aa prosecuting attorney
In the St. Loula bribery rases. lie Is now
touring chautauqua circuits In preparation
for an effort to win the democratic presi
dential nomination In 1M2.
Herbert Parsons, former member of con
gress from New Tork and rloie political
friend of rolonej 'Roosevelt, Is 41 years old.
He was born in New York and was for
awhile chairman of the local republican or
ganisation. Robert Treat Paine, the distiagulshed
philanthropist. Is today celebrating his 76th
birthday. He wan bom in Boston. He la a
lawyer by profession, retiring rrom practice
in 1870 to devote himself to philanthropic
work.
Abollinaris
JL "THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS."
Was Awarded The
( THE HIGHEST AWARD)
Brussels Exposition 1910.
COUTANT
COAL
The gaaatne XV. X B W. Beraatoa Hard Coal baa Me ma te kola
customers for tna paa wonty-aee year. o bulla p a lwre
trmtte oa the coal. It has laaa ollnkera, la hotter, laata loaget maA la,
thoref ore, worth more tfeaa any other
ctnr Ca.riwia auft coal, at ST.OO car
an esxellaat article and takea the place
I wtU oleaae
yea. We alio ell Okie. R
I UTaaM W I.. II . Aa.it A.
u C1.
JJ0; latWytatltfit,
Around New York
Blsvlea the Ourreat stf 1AU
aa Ba la the Oraat Asa
Metre. poll a froaa Bar te Xy.
The latest judicial ft 1 1 1 In the metropolis
1 the court of domestic relation, re
cently organized and designed as a kind of
peace promoter anion pugnacious families
and neiiflibors. A Judicial intermediary Is
especially needful In reshaping; the domestic
notions of foreigners brought over seas and
dumped Into the largest of America's melting-
po.s. in many of the cases broug-ht 1-e-ire
the court the trouble lias arisen be
cause the husband endeavored to put In
force regulations common In the old home
which are Intolerable In the hind of the
free. T'sually the wife, who lias been
coached by symnth.eilc neighbors, re
fuses to stand fr the old world notions of
Hie husband's supremacy in all things and
appeals to the emirt.
The court proves itself a harbor of re
fuge. The husband Is Informed that an
American husband cannot take a strap to
his wife: that she cannot be compelled to
wait on her husband at his meals, and then
sit down and eat the leavings: that he
must Ftif.port lier as well as Ms Income
will allow; and that she has some day In
the managemenf and care of the children.
It always p&ralyies the husband to learn
tliesn tilings, and it usually reform him.
An attendant of the court says lhat of
the women who come within Its jurisdiction,
the Irish are the least persecuted, and
IVeest from the control of their husbands.
"For why? Because they are good fighters;
that's why!" he explains.
It was evening service in a church that
Is popular with men. relates the Pun. A
young man whom the usher had never be
fore seen advanced for about three steps
up the aisle, then he said "Walt a minute."
and retreated to the vestibule, where the
sexton's clerk sat during the first part of
the service. The young man took a re
volver from his pocket and laid it on the
table. The clerk said "Thank you," and
slipped the revolver Into the table drawer.
"Another case of peculiarly developed
conscience," said he. "livery little while
somebody drifts In hero carrying some
thing- in h'.s pocket that he Is ashamed
to take Into the church. Possibly that
man has a permit to carry a revolver.
Anyhow he has no compunctions against
carrying one every place else he goea,
but his conscience balks at taking It Into
church. No doubt more Incidents of that
kind take. place here than in most churches.
for this is a church where men just drop
In without any special preparation. I have
seen men hand over a pack of cards, a
bottle of liquor a variety of things in fact
that are Intrinsically harmless, but which
do not seem compatible with a devotional
attitude."
For those who like to flgrure on votes
the record of New York state offers a
complicated problem: 1&92, Cleveland (demo
crat) for president, plurality 45.618; 1KIH.
Morton (republican) for governor, 166.108
ISM, McKtnley, for president, .S9: IS!.
Black (republican), for governor. 212,992:
IXH8, Roosevelt, for governor, 17,786; 1900.
McKinley, for president, 143,606; 100, Odeil
(republican), for grovernor, 111,136; W02. Odell
(re-elected). 8.H08; 1904, Roosevelt, for pres
ident, 175.652: 1904, Higgfns (republican), for
governor, 80.5); W06, Hughes (republican),
for governor, 67.W7; !&., Chanter (demo
crat), for lieutenant g-overnor. 8,674; 1908.
Hug-hes (re-elected), f,42; 1, Taft. for
president, 2O2.0O2.
If Geologist Kuns of the New Tork Acad
emy of Science is rlRht, the Hudson below
Storm lvlng- will continue to roll unvexed
to the sea. und no bridge will connect the
island of Manhattan with the opposite
shore. x The character of the aoil and the
great depth at which bed rock ilea are
responsible for Dr. Kuns's dictum, but he
assures his four million or so of unscientific
fellow-citizens that ten tunnels could be
dug for the cost of one bridge. Tunnels,
therefore, we take it, will eventually con
nect the upper part of Manhattan with
New Jer.ey. The world will lose the possi
bility of a noble spectacle In the abandon
ment of the bridge project, but New Tork
Is so used to digging tunnels that a few
new ones will stagger nobody.
Thomas Talleasen la dead at his home
in Brooklyn because a funny story caused
him to laugh so heartily that he lost his
balance and fell from a railing to the
ground. His scull was fractured. Tallassen
was seated on the railing of the veranda
where, a party of his friends had gathered
to congratulate him on his thlrty-aecond
birthday. They had been there but a short
time when one told a funny story. Tallas
sen burst out laughing and before anyone
could reach him he had tumbled over. II
was hurried to the hospital, where he died
without regaining consciousness.
PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT.
Chorus of white elephants: "Chulalong
korn la dead. Ixmg- live Ohowfa Maha
Vajiravudh !"
The oldest peraon to die In Texas last
month, according to the vital statistics
report, was David Douglas of Pleasanlon,
aged 115 years. Jack Collins of Cuero. an
other who died, was 108 years old.
Mrs. Marilla PJcker. the 70-year-old
woman, who la a candidate for governor
of New Hampshire, admitting that she
doesn't expect election, says: "As for tax
ation, my idea Is that a church steeple
ahould not be any more exempt from taxa
tion than a smokestack."
In papers filed in a sul: to contest the
will of K. J. Halley of Memphis, Tenn.,
who died leaving an estate of ItfO.OOO, Mrs.
Anna I. aura Morgridge says Halley gave
SO.000 "to the nurse who kindly chased a
..ink monkey from the foot of his bed
In the mldFt of his suffering." "To the
cook who removed snakes from his broth
was left tuOM," was another provision of
the r ill, says the contestant
PM.
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retain its freshness much longer when she uses
TIMJRflM
IV THE WIIOLESome
.JS BAKING POWDER
LAUGHING GAS.
t'pgardson W'hnfa the meaning of this
word "modernity?"
Atom I haven't looked it up. Its a word
I never ue anyway; it sounds like awear-
Ing. Chicago Tribune.
"One ought not logically to be trusted at
a mantouring establishment."
Why not?"
'Because It la a hand-out affair." flaJtl-
more American.
I have been an oftiice holder for twenty-
five years, and no man Oiin show v here I
ever took a dollar dishonestly."
'doe, old man, replied the grafter, "put
ma wise to your system, will you'.' Chi
cago Kecord-llerald.
She it muat be fine to slug on the glee
club.
He It ought to be fine or Improsonment.
rrinoeton Tiger.
'I know there's a popular prejudice
a if ai list Slnhbtna, hut the man is not really
vicious. Of course, when the opnutunlty
Is too tempting, he'll bleed any sucker that
enmes in his way, hut"
Goeli! You can say the same thing- of a
f lea!" Chicag-o Tribune.
"Hlllikins' new touring car attracts a
great deal of attention."
"e: th female relatives who ride
around witli him are the homeliest bunch of
Truly remarkable examples of
the famous singer's glorious voice.
Hear them at the nearest Victor dealer's and you'll
appreciate the height of perfection reached by the Victor.
Out today
with the November list
of new Victor Records
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"1 suptiose that la because he Is getierall'
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THE FUNNY SIDE.
If there's a problem faces you
Commanding you to aolvo it.
lyin't think that you by wveping
Bait tears can dissolve It:
Kor. if In your soft kerchief.
Your brimming eyes you hid.
You miss your opportunity
Of seeing its funny aide.
If the load that's on your shoulder
Seem more than you can boar;
If you are sorely tempted
To drop it then and there;
.Inst stop a hit and turn It
And you will soon decide
That your load becomes much llglile,
When you see Its funny side.
If you find all aorta of obstacles
Along your pathway strewn.
1 ion t twist the color from your lips
And sing a doleful tune;
Kor If you turn them rlnht side up
You'll see where blesslnns hide;
Ilenoath these very obstacles.
Tor they have their funny side.
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