Tin: rT;i:: omaiia. tuksoay. o(Tori:ii 2:. imo. 'Hm OMAHA IXMIY HEE 1..CNDK1. KY M-UAKD KOSKWATEit , V1CTOK f'. i.-KH AT KK. EDITOR. Entered sf uniHha p.iMnffice a seeoml- ises matter. TtHMH Ol- HfBSCKli'TION. Sunday Bee, one eur fntuiday Bee, unn year I tally hee (without Sunday), one year Dally Hen n I Sunday, one year It:t.l KUKIt HY CAKKIK.it. livening Bee (without Mindsyi, pt week c Evening Bee (with Mindavl, per pfk loo Dally Ho (including Sunday!, per week..l"' Dallv H-e (without Pimdayl, per week. .pic Artdree all complaints of irregularities In delivery to Cltv Circulation Department. )F I'll : MS. Omaha The I'.e Building. Mouth Omaha Twcntv-fomih anl N". Cornell Hiuffa fi Srott Street. Lincoln 5lf Little Building. i 'hicago 1 -M .Mar.ntte Building. New York r.miiii lli'l-UOi -No. 31 Went Thirty. Ihtril Hreet. Washington-"-?.' Fourteenth Street, N. . iVUHKSI'OSPIi.N'OK. Communications reistlng to news and oltorlal matter should lie addressed: timaha Be, Ultot1.il Department. ui-.M rrr.N x Uemlt by drait. exprees or postal order pavable to The. He I'ubllrhlng Company, only L'--ent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. I'ersonal checks except on i.imaha and eastern exchange not accepted. STATKMENT OF CIRCULATION, state of Nebraska. Douglas county, ss . : George B. Tsschuck, treasurer of The Hea Publishing company, being duly aworn. says that the actual number of full and complete coplea of Thev Daily. Morning, l.venlnt; and Sunday Hee printed during the month of September, 110, was a fol lowa: l . . . 2... a... ... ... 4X680 43,870- ...... .43,10 40,000 44.130 If.... 17.... II.... I.... 43.300 ,...43.170 ,...43,400 ...43,eau ,...43,4M 10.. ..43,630 1 43,800 1 4A8A0 1 4,400 1 43,370 11 41.UOO 11 43.8J0 II 43,000 14 43,300 II II..... 43.4M it ,.43,400 t ..40,640 14 43,3810 t, 43,200 II 40,870 IJ 44.190 II 43,630 It 40.600 10 4300 Total M03.370 Katurnad Coplaa . 0.849 Nat Total l,Ba L'ally Averan 43,117 Ut;U. B. TZfCHL'CK, Treaaurer. Subscribed In my preaance and aworn to bfor ma thle tlilrticth day of Septembar, 1H1U . M. B. WAUKK, Notary I'ub'llc. Soha.'rlbera learlna; th cliy tn porarllr ahonld hTt Th B mallert . t thara. Adilreaa will be rh(f at ettta aa reqneated. For the seventh time, Will Hltch cock put It bark? "Ben" Baker seems to be quite able to take care of hlmsolf. Inspector Dew proved to be a whole enow Btorm to Dr. Crippen. Come ou, Jack Frost, whenever you feci like It. The corn Is In the bin. It seems now that the Portuguese revolutionists are getting afraid to trust themselves. ' Would It be out of place for a mourner to .inquire of . those Cubs, Where was Miss Arabella Cinch? Can anybody Imagine-how cordial the rest of those democrats on tho state ticket feel toward Hitchcock? The foot ball season may be re garded now as fairly under way, the first victim being dead at St. Louis. No apologies or denials for Con gressman Hitchcock In Mr. Bryan's Commoner. Mr. Metcalfe knows better. Down in Florida they have devas tating storms In October. Here In Nebraska -,we - have' regular peach weather. Many Ch'.cagoans now think that Philadelphia, is a fairly wide-awake community, at ,' least baseballically speaking. ; . . ' . Of course, to make aviation a prac tical means of travel It will be neces sary to save at least every other air ship that goes up. New York Chinatown Is cleaned up, reports sai'. Now when they, get the rest of the city in orier it may be a fairly clwau place., St. Louis retailers and wholesalers are about to advance the price of Ice cream. - Vrobbly to pay for the corn starch, they put iu it. The kind of girl who can't inake her cvea heliave ought to wear a hobble akirt. Pallaa Newa. Why a bobbin skirt? Why not wear blue goggles. ' , a 1 'JuJge Puttou In congress will least make himself seen and heard. His democratic opponent would aim ply be cackling around under the ClCikk. Any other ambitious member of the Water board ho wants a vacatiou at taxpayers' expense still has a pretext to go east tc sell those water works bonds. lndiaua said "No, much obliged," to both Uncle Joe and Mr. Bryan. "Unci Joe" stayed off the stump in that state, but It did not feae the Peerless one. "Dear Bartley" Is a very endearing .term lor the editor of a democratic newspaper to use lu writing to a re publican state treasurer loaning him stolen state money. The Kansas State Agricultural col lege now advocates bath tubs for hogs. Why not. they cau afford it? It will rtoouutriiil electric light for their pens after' 4v w hll. Edgar Howard may be a liar, but It happens be was not lying when he ac cused Congressman Hitchcock of being a beneficiary of the Bartley shortage, uJ but hafittS rt put It back. Lies That Won t Hold. Feeling the senatorship, which he ,,,.. he K,lp)in)l through his .. i. i.u.. nngors, . oiienwiimii iuuuiu nnm ! . ..... . - : In t,m7en It out with lies that won't I jjj In spite of the documentary evl- i" I j v. - it.., ,v, II Ann mila urine uv irrms mm .j. " - which he repudiated behind the tattite of limitations was not state money borrowed from Hartley, but was a loan from a banker sc-tured by worthless second mortgage on prop erty later lost under foreclosure. This explanation does not fit the facts. The $:;,00u In question was bor rowed by Hitchcock December 2 8, 1893. The worthless second mort gage was not recorded until September 25, 189.-.. The $,000 was borrowed by Hitch cock frotu Hartley through a banker merely as a blind. It was state money In Bartleys custody at the time and was checked out of Hartley's account forthwith, as the books of that bank w ill show and the banker w 111 testify. The banker was not at that time loan ing his own money to Hitchcock, then to him a total stranger, on unsecured paper. The worthless second mortgage was merely an after-conslderatiou appear ing of record two years later, when the note was renewed. ' The note was renewed In the name of the banker merely to cover up again the tact that it was state money being thim farmed out by Hartley. Mr. Hitchcock dealt w ith Bartley and not with -the banker, from whom he had no such favorB coming. Why lie to make a bad matter worse?. The $3,000 note repieuented Btate money loaned to Hitchcock by Bartley while he was state treasurer, and is still unpaid. Recognizing Portugal. England's proposal that the various powers act simultaneously In recog nizing the new provisional government of Portugal Is timely and probably will be accepted. It implies a sugges tion for early recognition .too, and this also seems to meet with general ap proval. While precipitate action at such a time would be most unfortunate. It is nevertheless necessary to establish re lations with the republic, provisional though they be, as soon as the circum stances of the situation will warrant. Every nation has something at stake In a condition such as now exists. It would be safe neither to commercial nor political Interests to delay recog nition very long. At present we have no diplomatic relations with Portugal, since the government with which we were In communication has been over thrown. The republicans there, to be sure, may not hold their power, but until they are superseded they form a national authority and If during the period of their control this or any other country had relations with Portugal that called into question any of the rights of international Inter course it would find Itself at a disad vantage to be out of touch diplomatic ally with the ruling powers. A score of emergencies of this kind might arise. But even the ordinary business transactions are important enouffh to demand an early recognition. " England's idea of all the powers Joining in such recognition contem plates a busineBs-like method of pro cedure. It Is quite probable it. will be accepted, since it would- seem, under present conditions," that no country would seek to gain or lose an advan tage in such an event. If it is not acted ou soon, the United States ' should go it alone. The Air Army. John Barry Ryan, founder of the I'nited States Aeronautical reserve, makes the remarkable statement that this body of men now numbers u,500, and is scattered through every state In the union. It amounts to nothing less than a militia of aeronauts ready to defend their country iu the air in case of war. The thing tomes upon ! us with such suddenness that we find ourselves scarcely prepared for Its force. It reminds us of the tremen dous momentum this aerial navigation mania has attained and suggests the possibility of real, practical utility within a very short time. i But all this and the Idea of carrying 1 . ... on war irom tne ciouus might still seem visionary If we did not know how It appealed to the most matter-of-fact meu. Here comes Congressman Hull of Iowa, chairman .of the house committee on military affairs, with this statement : I ahull ue every endeavor at the coin ing Keanlon of congt'e (0 brlna- about an appropriation of at lean IdnOOnO for the development of a balloon and amopUme arvk-e in the army. The course that cor.gi-et I aa heretofore pursued is noth ing short of criminal negllgenif. 'J'h Culled StuK.n baa been derelict, and there should not be a momenta herniation at the approaching sexKlou li aupptn,- ih army with funds to eu!p ilm-lf with this essen tial resource of war. "Not a moment's hesitation," says Congressman Hull. The case, then, is not only Important, it is imperative. Immediate action must be taken. Like a flash this tiream of the ages comes upon us. Certainly with 3,000 men standing ready In all the states and the chairman of the house committee on military aftaira demanding $500,000 to equip our army with aerial mean of defense, we have little reason to hang back and doubt that the aero plaue will figure In the wars of the future. Evidently the experts in this method of travel are satisfied with the tests already made that the principle has passed the stage of experiment. though It Is far from completely prac- It tical ti n an vet I On th- theory ihat the most power- . . i..n.nn nil nava inn military ruin Murm makes fur iii'irft wp mav well take the stand that the American aviator la one l" i'' and, indeed, this Is precisely the con tention of .Mr. Ryan, himself. This lew tends the more to commend the movement. It Is not that these air soldiers are Itching to go to war. but that they are ready to offer their ser vices as living arguments to other na tions against the desirability of war with the I'nited States. Suppose it Had Been Reverted! In the recent republican primary in Nebraska the nomination for United States senator was contested by five candidates. All the candidates when filing to have thelr-names put on the primary ballot were required to sub scribe under oath to a pledge to abide by the result of the primary. When the returns were In It was found that Senator Elmer J. Burkett had been re nominated by many more votes than were received by all the others com bined, his closest competitor being Charles 0. Whedon. Instead of abid ing by the result of the primary, how ever, Mr. Whedon continues to write letters for dissemination through dem ocratic newspapers attacking the suc cessful nominee with a view of defeat ing him at the polls. We state these facts iu this buld fashion simply to lay the foundation for the question, "Suppose It had been reversed? Suppose In the primary Mr. Whedon had been nominated and Mr. Burkett defeated by a decisive vote against which no fraud or manip ulation could be imputed? Suppose, notwithstanding his solemn oath to abide by the result of the primary, Senator Burkett had, nonetheless, by voice and pen proceeded to assail Mr. Whedon aa the party nominee and to urge his defeat? Suppose all this to have happened and try to Imagine what Mr. Whedon and his friends would be Baying about Senator Burkett? Where We Fall Down. An Austrian baroness who was not permitted to puff her cigarette in a fashionable New York cafe vents her displeasure by saying that "except In this respect the United States eclipses all other countries." And here we had been deluding ourselves with the notion that it was in such respects that it was because we frowned upon such customs as our women smoking in public places that we excelled. If there is a point from which in this respect a comparison is to be made It probably, must be that our womenfolk do not wish to smoke la pnbijc places and . that It is not their-fiabit to smoke In private places. The view of the baroness, who sug gests that smoking In a cafe by a woman Is no more objectionable, so far as the smoke is concerned, than by a man,- places the matter upon a moral ground and certainly the average cafe is not actuated from that standpoint. The whole trouble seems to be that the baroness, undoubtedly an estima ble woman, failed to readjust her views upon the subject of personal liberty and properties to our American standards. She cites that In Austria she has seen the emperor's grand daughter smoke In public and adds, "And she is a perfect lady." And no body is prepared to think otherwise of the baroness merely because of this little habit. It all amounts to a dif ference in tastes and customs in dif ferent countries. Now, for Instance, tu the United States, as the baroness observed, a woman may go Into the most aristo cratic cafe 1n the land and drink wine until It becomes necessary for her friends to assist her to her carriage and what she says or does during the process is not to be reckoned as offen sive. Still, the average American will scarcely feel like coming; to the baron ess' view as to the propriety of women smoking cigarettes, so much as he will to the view of condemning what women now do in some cases, and whether the cigarette Is smoked In prl- tate or public will not have much ef fect upon his mind. We simply have not yet, as a people, educated our selves up to the point where we can appreciate the virtue of women smok inj. The death of State Railway Com missioner Cowglll, forcing the people to choose another In his place in less than two years after he was inducted into office, is a reminder that some thing else ought to be taken Into con sideration in filling a place in this most important body w here experience counts for almost' as much as courage and honesty, and that is a reasonable assurance that the man chosen will live out the six years. Except when au Incumbent is re-elected, advanced age or physical infirmity should be a bar to aspiration to this place. Candi date Hayden, on the democratic ticket, is over 60, and an old man iu more ways than one. He has no special familiarity ' with the work devolving on the commission and it would take him a long time to learn. If he would ever learn, with the chances even that be would die in office and certainly be Ineligible because of age for a second teriu. On the other side, Henry T. Clarke, jr., has had four years famil iarity with the work of the commis sion, is In the prime of life and gives the best possible guaranty of future usefulness to the state. Of course, with stolen state money borrowed from Bartley lu his pocket, M Just the proper caper for Poli gresaman Hitchcock and his paper to enter remonstrance against permitting anv iinivrr v nrnresKor to ret ire on a pension paid out of tainted money furnished by Andrew Carnegie. Congressman Hitchcock Insists that be was not personally responsible for the World-Herald' exposure of Mr. Goold's participation In the Bartley loot In 1901 and its demand for his withdrawal from the republican ticket as candidate for university regent. So much the worse for Mr. Hitchcock, as that stands out as one of the few good jobs the World-Herald has done, and about the only time he ever went after a treasury looter instead of standing in with him. If newspaper support counts for vic tory In New York, Mr. Dlx ought to have a good chance. Since his nomi nation the World, Times, Sun and Evening Post have one by one tome out for him. It still appears, how ever, that the people are taking some Interest In their candidate, Mr. Stim on, as against the man named by Tammany through "Boss" Murphy. One of the candidates for county commissioner on the democratic ticket to be voted on next month, who is serving on a Jury, had to be sent home the other day by the presiding judge to sober up. Wouldn't it be fine to have this delectable juror as county commissioner selecting the Juries for Douglas county for the next three years? Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney Is said to have shone as the star of her elaborate dinner in a Salome dance. Perhaps the Austrian baronesB who was ejected from a New York cafe for smoking a cigarette may find consola tion In that. By this time South Omaha people will doubtless conclude that South Omaha would have looked better In the census as part of Omaha than as a separate town making only a 1 per cent population gain in ten years. What Mr. Bryan probably will do will be to stay away long enough to avoid the necessity of declaring him self one way or the other on the crooked candidates on the democratic ticket In his home state. llarrah, and Then Home. St. Loula Republic. Ninety-one millions of people, sleepless for forty-eight hours, sought their couches last night with the grateful relaxation of relieved anxiety. Walter Wellman wai saved. The government at Waahington still Uvea. Urldley may fire when, he la ready. And there is glory enough fr all. Roman "porta Oalelaaaed. Baltimore American. Thoa people have a curiosity to know what the', bi ; Roman sports were like, with real .kyilnips. ' fiave only to at tend an automopll4 race. After a few more of theoe the artodern American public will begin to think, with th ancient Romans, that a race la tame and uninteresting In which nobody Is killed or in.tured. . A Fool lab Pare. Lioulnvllle Corler-Journal. Th adventure of Wellman Is simply an other demonstration of what needed no demonstration that the dirigible balloon. always at the mercy of every change of wind or weather, la worse than worthless aa a practical vehicle for crossing such a body of water aa th Atlantic ocean. Aa an Instrument fur exploiting sensutlon aeekers the balloon Is spectaculnrly service able, but as a useful medium for travel over long distance, especially over seas, It la a foolish farce. A Marring Farce. Louisville Courlr-.Ioumal. Having purchased & husband for $200, Eugenia Adama of Austria returns home to claim the fortune that Ik to lie hers only as a married woman, and vowa never again to see the man of her casual choice, Kugenla's method of discarding a marital Incumbrance recalls the case of the free colored woman ot Maryland, who, having bought the freedom ot her lover and mar rled him, when asked shortly afterward what had become of her missing spouae, anawered with nonchalance, "Done sol' dat wufleaa nigger!" A Feat are of Ak-Snr-Uea Parade. IJea Idoinee Register und Leader. ' The Strenuous Hereafter.' a float In a recent Ak-Sar-Beri parade In Omaha, was on of the features," aaid Del C Huntoon the other day. In a letter from my son. Donald K. Huntoon, alstant city ticket agent of the Illinois Central In Onuha, he deecrlbes the hit the f'.out mad. Clolden atalra were shown ou which was Roosevelt with the big aticlt uplifted over the bended back of tU. Peter, who was busily Rt work scrubbing the gilded flight. Angela hov ered oyer Theodore, while the devil was making himself email a possible iu the space under the atalra. The float, luy aon save, brought forth cheer all along the route ef -the parade. You cannot keep Theodore down." Our Birthday Book October 85, 110. Thoma Bablngton Macaulay, the eminent Kngllsh historian, was born October "5, lsui. In L'ceetershlre, and died in London In IS.'. By his work a an enaayWt and iitHioeian he earned Interment In West minster. Judge t'harlea B. Letlon. Justice of the Nebraska supreme court, was botn October i, lSiU, at Edinburgh. Scotland. Ha prac ticed law for many ytara at Kalrhury In this stata, being elected to the bench in r.Ki. for a term of six jears. Rev. V. 1. Slambaugh, now pan or of the Methodist Episcopal 'church at Plain view, but formerly patftor of the Diets Me morial church at Omaha. wa born Oc tober -li. IVd. He la a native of llllnola and began preaching at li) yeara of age lie ha been particularly ucceful in building church edifices and raining church debts. John Y. Robblua, real estate, tnnurance and rentals, ia 45. He was born In Kent, Iud., and la a gratuate of Hanover college. He has been In the real estate buaineas in Omaha alnce 1MW. and ha, been preaident of the Omaha Real Kstat exchange. Joseph R. Campbell collector for The Be. 1 celebrating bia fifty-seventh birth day. II as born in Pennaylvanla and waa for many yeara (laveling eolu-itor and a ad it or for Th Be. s Army Gossip Matters of later Oa aa Sack f lb rirtnr Ll la6 frea ta Army an 4 JTavy m;iatr. The Idea Is fast gaining ground lu the War department that it would b a good thing to detail all field officers of the mobile rmy as fast as they become avail able, and a limited number from the coat artillery corps, to tal-.e the special ten weeks" course for field officers St th Army Pervlc schools. Fort Leavenworth. The milliner of toltintary applications from tho mobile army has shown a keen Interest In the course, and It Is quite possible that In th year lfll-li two and pet haps three consecutive compulsory classes may tie at ranged. Ten weeks' absence from regi ments by twelve or fifteen field officers at a time will not be seriously felt tn com parison with the tactical benefits which this short, hut thorough, course will hevt on the army at Urge. There are some In the army ho think the War department has gone mad over theoretical education, hut observations made st the maneuver camps Indicate that a latRe number of of ficers cannot boast of any too gieat tactical know ledge. One of the most Important orders Issued rn a long time from the War department will shortly be promulgated by the adjutant general. General Wood believe that de cided advantage will accrue front a pro tracted sojourn on the part of department commander at the poets visited by them, "since only by prolonged and I till mat as sociation with the personnel of each post may they assure themselves of post condi tions," as required by army regulations, and "determine the proper corrective meas ures to Improve efficiency," when it falls to reacli a proper standard. The letter to the department commander Is specific in Its terms and 111 he read with profound Interest by army officers. Bpecial atten tion, It will be observed, la to be paid to riding over obstacles by all mounted of ficers of reRlments of whatever grade, with the provision that all esses where of ficers are unable to comply with this test will be repotted to the adjutant general. Considerable Interest attaches to the comments which ar likely to be made thi year by the chief of ordinance of the army and In the report of the army board of ordnance and fortification concerning the Emery disappearing or what might better be called the nonappearing carriage. The government has been spending a large sum of money since iKH In an effort to get a carriage from Mr. A. If. Emery and noth ing has as yet appeared In tangible form. Those who are Interested In the manufac ture of this carriage have been very suc cessful In obtaining allotments from con gress. The government has appropriated no less than I2.iQ.O0u at different times and a large part of this sum has been paid out. As General Croaler remarked last year, "so far the government has nothing to show for this expenditure, except the foun dations for the carriage." All the work on the Emery design has been done 'under direct legislative enactment, and the only- part taken or to be taken by the board of ordnance and fortification la that, when completed, the carriage is to be tested under the supervision of the board. No one seems to know much about, th situa tion, the money being paid over when a certificate Is made that a certain fraction ot the work has been accomplished. Major John Blgelow, IT, 8. A., retired. has been nominated by the democrata for congress- from th Twentieth New .York district, that officer' home being at High land Fall. N. Y. The point has. been falsed fcy Mr. Rv. R. McMahon, formerly assistant comptroller ot the treasury, that under the constitution of th United States no person can be a senator or representa tive while holding a commission In th army. The assertion Is based on tha lan guage of article 1 of section , which pro- vldea that "no person holding any office under the United Ktatca shall be a member of either house during his continuance In office." Mr. McMahon maintains that an officer ot th army on the retired list holds an office. Thi matter waa pretty thoroughly gon over at the time General Sickles represented a New York district In the house and General Rosecrana waa reg ister of the treaaury. General Sickles' law partner prepared a brief, setting forth that a retired officer was a pensioner and did not hold an office, which view waa about to be adopted, when congress enacted leg- lalatlon In the law of July SI, 18H4, amend lug exlating law ao a to remove the pro hibition against holding two offices in the case of retired officers of the army and navy, "whenever they piay be elected to public office or whenever the president shall appoint them to office by and with the advice and consent of the senate." There la no precedence for the admlaalon of Major Bigelow to the house of repre sentative! if he is elected next month. The president, upon hie return to Wash ington, found awaiting him some Important records of the trial by court-martial of army officer, with th comments and rec ommendations of the military authorities. One of these la th case of Colonel George V. Cooke, t. A., retired, who was or dered before a court at Vancouver bar rack on the charge of being responsible for the loss, or of not exercising sufficient precaution against th mbezKlement, of government funds, amounting to I10.0U0, while that officer was on duty in Alanka as lieutenant colonel of the Twenty-second Infantry. This was befoi his retirement. which was deferred until he should have attained the grade of colonel. Th charges also allege that Colonel Cooke had made ue of government tranxporlation for the shipment of personal property In Alaska. Colonel Cooke s pay was stopped at the time of Ills retirement to the extent of the money lost. Colonel Cook has been sen tenced to dismissal. Another vase to en gage eiiuutive attention is that of Chap lain John K. Dallam, Twelfth infantry, on duty with his regiment In the Philippines. He i also eenteiired to dismissal, after having been twice befuie a court-martial. Chaplain Dallam some time ago engaged official attention at Manila, because of his expression of certain religious views. He decided to leave the Episcopal church, to Which he was accredited on appointment, and expiexsed a preference for a mm d multinational function. L'pon being re quired to ally hiinaelf with auine church, lie dies the I'nitailan. ahlch is th religious faith entertained by President Tafl. Later Chaplain Dallam publicly criticized an of ficer of hi regimenl, and upon being rep rimanded t General Duvall. In accordance with the t out t-martlal aentence, made a rejoinder In a newepaper. iu lenna which the military authorities regarded aa insub ordinate. The turmoil liW.-li haa proceeded In official correspondence concerning chap lain Dallam led l his second anpearamx before a court. 'unnlderable Inwie.t has been aroused In hia case, and hla Mends piopoie to demonstrate to the preaident that Chaplain Dallam I the victim of piejudlce. military a:id religious. The thud case, involving the sentence of disnUaaai, Is that of Captain Guy II. R. Hmiu,, Fourth Infantry, the proceeding In hoae case hav not been divulged. lariated Pride. Philadelphia Bulletin. It ia surprising how many patriots there are a ho pride themselves on their colonial ancestry, and vet ho cannot name the thirteen original states wM certainty. UyCoA LI EOT Cruller All Cake Biscuits. Hot Bread 7 More Tasty, Absolutely PERSONAL NOTES. A. J. Scott for seven years mayor of Hancock. Sid., has Just discovered that he Is not a citizen of the United Rates and has applied for naturalization. Edward II. R. Green, railroad presi dent, son ofMrs. Hetty Green, relieved the tedium of the trip from New York city to Texas by stopping over In St. Louis and personally selecting 15,000 picture postal cards. Jewis If. Ryder has a tame moose on his farm at Brownvijle, Me. The moose strolled onto the farm In the early sum mer and has become so attached to the place that It refuses to leave, desplt all Mr. Ryder's efforts to shoo It away. Owen Peterson of Fort Collins, Colo., 65 years old, walked 30 miles to pay one cent to a druggist In Greely. Peterson confessed that he had stolen a postal card from the store last week and his conscience would not let him rest until he had made resti tution. Wearing more medals than a bandmas ter, Harry Blanche, a 39-year-old news boy, has Just returned to New York from a iiu.OOO-mlle trip covering a large part of the United States and Canada. He started on June 1 without funds for Reno, Nev., to see th Jeffries-Johnson fight. He sold papers and lemonade at the ringside. Lambert Tree, Jurist and diplomat, died 'possessed of an estate valued at nearly f&.OuO.OuO .according to petition which was filed with Probate Judge Cutting In Chi cago. The personal estate amounts to 11,500,000, the real estate In Illinois t 12.000, 000, and real estate in the District of Co lumbia to $200,000. The entire estate, ac cording to the bulletin, will not exceed 14,500,000." IIIEi LIMIT I. "tERVK. Colonel Bryan's Tribute to Indiana Whiskered "Reformer." Chicago Post. Mr. William J. Bryan Is campaigning In Indiana "through my deeire to help Mr. Kern, who was my colleague on the ticket a few yeara ago." His manner of assist ing Is to urge that "It ia hardly the right thing for a new recruit In the cause ot re form, like Beveridge, to ask a veteran, like Kern. In the same cause to step aside and give him precedence." , And we must con fess that w have never known the Ne braskan to exceed this limit in so far a logic, pure and undeflled, is concerned. For was not th holy Kern trained for his mighty tasks by that star-eyed goddess of reform, th Hon. Tom Taggart? How can any rookie reformer presume to oppose n man bearing such a diploma-? Mr. Bever idge would best step aside at once and lei the veteran of countless battles for the common good slip on the white toga of th'. senate. Women 's Secrets H ) r jVU1.. '.viiWr.;ri , fill There is one man in the United States who hat perhaps heard nor wooaca't secrets than any other man or woman in the country. These secret are not secret of guilt or shame, but th tnoratt of suffering, and they have been confided to Dr. R. V. Pierce ia toe hop and expectation of s.lvice and help. That few of the women have been disappointed in their ex pectations ia proved by the fact tbat 93 per cent, of all women treated by Dr. Pierc or his able staff, have been absolutely and altogether rd. Such a reeord would be remarkable if tho eases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But when that record applies to the treatment of more than hsit-a-mil-lion women, ia a practice of over 40 years, it is phenomenal, and entitle Dr. Pierce to lbs gratitude accorded him by women, aa the first of specialists in the treatment of women's diseases. Every sick woman may consult us by letter, absolutely without charge. All replies are mailed, sealed in perfectly plain envelopes, without any print ing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without fear as without fee, to World's Dispensary Medical Atsociatioa, Dr. R. V. Pieroe, President, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. V. DR. PIEIXCE'S FAVORITH PRESCRIPTION 9kXJU.aa -A7' Women Stroug, CloU Woruoix VColl. Oldest National In Nebraska. This Bank Is now 54th IN ITS During this time its stock holders have frequently in creased the Capital Slock in order that the growing re quirements of lis customers might be properly cared for. It now has Capita! $500,000.00 Hurplua slid Un divided Profits ...$900,000.00 I fuv-a:. i. Y:t w it t ' ' n PdDWEK Economical. Healthful SUNNY OEMS. "I think." snld the mild mannered msn, "Hint 1 will go into politics.". "Ambitious'.''' "No. I'm tired of "being told rny fsulta by candid friends whom I really esteem. I'd like to read about them in the news papers for a change." Washington Star. "Well, sonny, how much?" asksd th man with the shortened leg and reinforce foot near, when the Job of polishing bsd been completed. .. . " v. "Twenty cents, mister." aaid the hoot black, "five cents for shlnltt' de shoe an" l."i fur palntln' da airship." Chtcagis Tribune, "Did your huaband ilk th Import wtno wegave him at our house?" , "I should say so. - He waa full of It when he cam home." Bnltimor Amerl can. ' "Have you ever figured In a dlvor sultj" "No. the lawyer did the figuring; 1 Jut paid the bills." Cleveland Leader. Customer Mr. Cutter, why Is bacon s high? Grocer Because, ma'am, the srmply 11 limited; there's only one kind of anlmaii that growa It Chicago Tribune. "So she doesn't ' return your affection, eh? Well. I shouldn't get mad about thetk , What's the us of bo'.huring about a girl? t said Watklns. "1 don't mind her not returning my af fectlon." said Dohbleigh, "but. confound l. she won't return my diamond ring, either. Harper's Weekly. "Do you ever pray?" asked the good man who was endeavoring to rescue tl1 community from wlcketlncss. "Yes, sir." replied tlm msn with th heavy mustache. "I always pray when th market a going against me and when I re member alter leaving home in the morn'ng that I have left coinprom'slng letters li my other coat." Chicago Record-Herald. FOUND OUT AT LAST. Chicago Tribune. In his youth Brown committed a heinous sin, H uttered a slsndei on one of Ids kin; And although he'd lived to be 80 yexra old, ' , That tale of his esrly years never was told Till he ran for office. When a student at college he ran in debt. And on foot ball gumes he was oft known to bet; But nothing of this was e'er bruited about. His record collegiate never came out Till he ran for office. As a business man he was sued on a note. Three seairale limes he neglected to vote. At the club on night ha. hecaina rather gay. But none of his friends ever gave hint away Till he ran for office. In siiort. Brown was deemed a respectable nan. Constructed on fairly a trustworthy plan; But he nulckly became a villain mi ni aaked When he ran for office. Bank 4 1 VJ Jill Mm if "r. '' fcr-i t '" "l I m I "' "" " ' , YEAR 4 1- J u i: