n Till j OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER 23. 1910. BU. 11 KITCHENER TOBE BEST MAN Alleged Woman Hater Proves He Eu No r"r of Sex. TO SUPPORT AX OLD COMRADE lllsh-plrled nlfrartlln Raise ft nonr at Hippodrome, When t Mutfra Are Reaaklr 1 1 n n l I d. BT LADT M.UlV MA NWA RINO. LONDON. Oct. 22 -(Pficc'ftl t" The !.) -K eld Marshal Lord Kitchener of Khar loum. with the reputation, undsrved. b the way, of confirmed woman hater, will make his first appearance before the matri monial altar on November 1. He will not be one of the principals. His old comrade In arms. General Blr Archibald Hunter, will on that r take to hlmfclf a w f e In the person of Mary, La.ly Inverelyde. widow of the second Lord IvcTClyd. who was chairman of the Cunat4 Stamshlp company, and Kitchener of Khartoum has consented to act as btst man. It will be a notable wedding and he will be attended by tho most famous men and women In the country. Oeneral Hunger Is one of the best liked men In the army and was a particular fa vorite of the late kins;. Tha archbishop of Tork, It Is under Itood. will perform the marrlare ceremony, while Ir. Boyd Carpenter, the bishop of Rlpon, and Prtbt-ndnry Anderson, the rec tor of Et. GeorRe's, will assist. The re ception will be held at the bride's house In Upper Grosvenor street. 8a(fraaettea Invade Theater. The militant suffragettes certainty have tho courare of their opinions and lose no .pportuntty of pressing their propaganda to the front. A caao In po nt occurred at the Hippodrome recently during the per formance of a comedy sketch called "H. M. B. Terhaps." Part of the plot is the discovery of a number of suffritfetsts, who ire In hiding on the deck of the battle hip, and who, on being discovered, are fluntt overboard without ceremony. Borne half-doxen auffrairlsts who occu pied scats In the front of the hall, rose from their scats and loudly protested against tha rough handling- which theft sisters In the play received and refused to be shouted down by the audience. As the women persisted In their protest the police were called In and the Interrupt ers forcibly ejected. They offered great resistance, however, and clung with might ' ind main to the orchestra railing. Specialty of Klntta. Many people have torgotten that Blr Frederick Treves, who went to Balmoral the other day, operated a few years ago on King George V, and he haa therefore had the unique experience of performing speraltona on two kings of England. Although the great surgeon haa long since retired from general practice, ha still attends on the royal family. He la an Intimate friend of King George, who ad mires his outspoken manner as much as his surgical genius. Blr Frederick, Indeed, never haa been afraid of Saying exactly what he thinks. He told King Edward when the famous operation of 1102 was de elded on that he would give 10,000 to es cape tha duty of performing It. If he chose. Sir Frederick Treves might at this moment be earning the largest In come enjoyed by any medical practitioner. for he Is still as able and active as ever. He retired from practice because he was really tired of taking out an appendix every morning. He performed an opera tlon as regularly as ha had hla breakfast, and 'far more regularly than he had his lunch, for he often had to lunoh In his car riage, as lie went hla round of visits. sir Frederick, tt Is said, haa performed no fewer than 1,000 operations for appendloitla and never lost a case. Popular Hello Girl Wrdi. Farnham. Surrey, has Just lost a very paragon of a telephone operator, and. Judging from tha comments of telephone ut rs. one whose like Is not easily to be found In the oountry. For sis years Miss Lilla Fatrlck brought Joy to the telephone subscribers of Fartiham and district, for not once was she known to make a mis take or to hara lost her temper. When subscribers heard that Miss Patriot was to marry they Immediately sent not only their good wishes, but also a handsome wedding gift, and In addition separate presents were sent by other telephone users. "We will never see her Ilka again," said. In a tone of regret, the subscriber who headed the Hat. "8he always spoke politely, waa obliging and courteous, did her beat, waa quick In getting numbers, never eut you off too soon, never put you on to a wrong number, never snapped at you, would ring when your numbsr was oh, and, finally, she had a charming voice." noraltr Has to Par. DtinotUr castle, an historical old Scot tish keep, situated os a preulpitous cliff near Stonehaven, has been tha scene of an amusing Incident. In which the queen figured. Her mujesty. accompanied by I'rlncees Mary, Lady Mary Trefuuls, Lord Rosabery, the Marqula de Soveral and Blr Henry Lecge, motored to Dunottar castle with a view of Inspecting It On pulling the bell of the keep the custodian thrust his head over the battlements, and, not recognising hla distinguished visitors. In slstrd. as they had no tickets, on their paying sixpence a head for admittance. This amused her majeuty greatly, and the custodian was assured that the necessary payment would bo made. The royal party were then allowed to Inspect the ruins. afterwards signing the visitors' book. It as not until no me time later that the custodian examined the signatures and found out for the first time the Identity of his visitors. Popalnr Prlaeea Bereaved. General sympathy haa been extended to Princess Alexandsr George of Teck over the death of her baby son, Prince Maurice. For many years past this young princess, who la now in her ZStli year, haa been one of the most popular members Of our royal family, and was a particular pet of the late King Edward. She waa married to Queen Mary's youngest brother a little over six years ago. It waa essentially a love match, and though neither of the young couple were well endowed with this World's goods, their married life began under the happiest ausplcss. At that time Prince Alexander was serv ing In the Aldarshot command, and King Edward lent them as a residence the royal pavilion there. This arrangement waa emi nently satisfactory to the princess, and she found the somewhat cramped accom modation of the pavilion quite sufficient for their modest requirements. Further. Aldershot la very conveniently situated for Esher, where Is Claremont, her home, and she waa thus able to slip away and have a helpful chat with her mother, th much-loved duchess of Albany, after lunch, and be back In time for dinner. In those days she was a familiar figure on the i o'clock fast train from Aldershot, which used to be stopped at Esber for her convenience. Hard n m Ob. In this connection an amusing story may be told. One day a young officer, who had Just been appointed to Aldershot, and an exceedingly well known military Jour nalist were chatting on the platform at Aldershot station when Princess Alexander entered, accompanied by a maid. The officer looked her over critically, aa he gave his embryo moustache a twist, and remarked to his companion, "Douoed pretty girl, that! If she' going to town, I have a good mind to travel With her." "Oh, I should, old chap," laughed his companion. "Perhaps you would Ilka an introduction t" "I should. If you know her," replied the self-satisfied subaltern, thoughtfully. "Wall. I cannot say I know her Per sonally,' answered the Journalist, thought fully. "You see, she Is Prinoesa Alexander of Teck, and a nleoa of the king, and my personal friendship with the royal family! Is rather limited." uEAl PUWtR IS StW LAWS Interstate Commerce Commission ia Strong- Position. it LATEST ACT IS A CUNCETS Centra eree Coart ta Be Aolate la December Will Provide Tartar nestralat on Carriers Old Nobody la Too Old to learn that tha sure way to cure a cough or cold is with Dr. King's New Discovery. 60c and 11.00. For sale by Beaton Drug Co. (From a Btaff Correspondent.) WASHINGTON, V. C. Oct 1-Tha In terstate Commerce commissioners and the vast Interests with which they have to deal are Just beginning to realise some thing of the large, deep, wida powers con ferred upon the commission by congress at Ita last session. The commission ap pears to be proceeding with due aauUon toward the solution of tha first real ust of the law. In many Uistanoes pending of proposed lncreasea in trunk Una rales int. enure rate-making aystera of the ooun try Is Involved. Hallway roanagera elalin ti,at oondiUons Justify higher rates on many commodiiiea, which aiiippers vigor-c-isly deny. The commission temporarily bet aside these rates, pending investigation. Under the old law the burden of proof was on the shipper to show that the rate waa unreasonable. Now the burden of proof Is on the carrier to snow Justine lion for increases. Behind the questioning of the acts of the commission looms the coming , shadow of the new commerce court, winch will organise- as soon as President Taft appoints Its members. The popular guess la this will be dona about the first of December. Army Met Advocate Pensions. The most important reinforcement to the ranks of the agitator for pensions for old government employes comes from three prominent army officers, Inspector Uen cral Uarllngton. Commissary ., General Sharps and Paymaster General Whipple. They are all strong advocates of Increased pay for faithful and efficient employes of ths government. Paymaster General Whipple has Just reoomiriended In a re port that the pending "reclassification bill' be passed by congress. The bill waa re ported last February. The three army officers have had constant ' use for civilian employes of a high class and art particularly appreciative of the fact that they are hard to get and easy to loss when more lucrative pay outside ths government offers. 1ST Cenaaalttees Are Safe. The mutations and vicissitudes of politics have ao far but lightly touched tha big oommlttee of the two houses of congress which have to do with river and harbor legislation. The senate oommlttee on com' merce has so far not lost a member out of its seventeen. Of the twenty members of tha house committee on rivers and harbors but two McLachlan of California, and Tener of Pennsylvania, have been eliminated. The members of these com mittees alwaya attend the meetings of the National Rivera and Harbors congress, and will be on hand In full force at tha next convention, December T, I and f. Chairman Alexander is rounding out hla first year as head of the house committee, and It Is conceded on all stdel that he haa made a most admirable chairman accurate and conservative, yet progressive; a man after the heart of the maesed of tha great mam bershln of tha National River and Har bor congress. GoTerameaf Win Vital Verdict. In an action for fir trespass on ths Black Hill national forest brought by the United States against the Missouri River & Northwestern railroad, the Jury ha awarded damages to the government, hot only for the loss Of merchantable Urn ber, but also for the destruction of un merchantable young growth. This Is regarded by government officials as establishing a very important precedent. Bo far as Is known at the United States Department of Agriculture, It is the first time thst any court has recognised hat foresters call the "expectation of value" of young growth as furnishing a basis for the award of damage. The difficulty in the way of such an award In the past has been that there was no way to prove to tho satisfaction of the rnurts the money value of the loss suffered. The award In the Bouth Dakota case followed the presentation of evidence as to the cost of work In reforesting, which the government is actually doing In the Black Hills. The amount claimed for the young growth burned was SI 2 an acre, and the claim under this Item waa allowed In full by the Jury. The total am unt of damages claimed was U.71S ?5, of which S2.M4.46 was for merchantable timber destroyed or Injured by the fire. Where new growth can be expected by atural aowlng from seed-trees on the ground within a short time, artificial planting or sowing is sn unnecessarily ex pensive method. To meet such rases what are known as "yield tables" are being pre pared. By the use of these the loss can be shown In terms of the final crop and the time necessary to produce It. Thus, If It Is known that 10,000 feet of Umber per acre can be cut once' In ssv enty years. It Is easy to calculate the value of the crop when It Is ten years old by discounting from Its value when mature. In European countriea where for estry has beei long practiced, this method Is regularly applied In selling, condemn ing, or estimating damages on forest prop erty. It Is also used abroad In Insurance. Note, of National Capital. The familiar facea of a score or more of congressmen are to be seen in Wash ington Just now, notwithstanding the con gressional campaign Is In full swing. But they are not here on politics. They are statesmen from distant, rural districts, who have come here to put their young chil dren In eome of the excellent schools In which the naUonal capital abounds. In this way for years many a youngster has got his educational atart In Washing ton. Reports to the commissioner of Internal revenue show that In the month of Au gust 11 Illicit distilleries wsre seised In the Georgia-Alabama district more than were ever before seised In any Internal revenue district. In July ninety-nine Illicit distilleries were seised In this district. Georgia and Alabama are both state-wide prohlblUon states, and the great lrvoree.se In "moonshlnlng" is attributed to that fact BIG THINGS MADE BY MAN Those that Are Highest, atroasreai, Deepest, rearrest aad Costliest. The tallest monument Is the Washington obelisk, Itt feet high) but the latgest monolith la In Karnak. Egypt, being 10s feet high. The highest chimney, measuring 174 feet, Is In Glasgow. The largest aqueduct In use Is the Cro ton of New Tork, which It thirty-eight miles long, but the longest ever built Is In Teru, 30 miles In length. The deepest coal mine I near Lambert. Belgium, S,5nt) feet deep; the largest dock Is at Cardiff. Wales, and the strongest electric light Is at Sydney lighthouse, Australia; while the largest lighthouse Is at Cape Henry, Virginia, being ltift feet high. The largest bank I the Hank of Eng land. In I,pndon; the oldest college la I'nl- varsity college, Oxford, founded in 1(11 the largest library, ths National la Part, containing nearly S.OOO O) volumes. Ths largest theater Is the Tarla opera bouse, covering three acre; the largest bronze status, that of Trier the Oreat In 8t Tetsrsburg. weighing 1.100 tons. Tha biggest stone statu la In Japan, forty four feet high; the largest college Is In Cairo, with over 15,000 students and HO teachers. Damascus has the honor of being the oldest city. Th most costly book In the world Is a Hebrew Mlbla, owned by the German government, which ' a few years ago re fused the pope's offer of 11-1,000 for It The most costly medicine a few years ago was metallo gallium, which sold for 1150.000 a pound; but radium I now tha priceless gem of th mineral world, sell ing for more than that price an ouno. Though orohlds frequently bring price that make the poor man stagger, th high est price for a single flower was given for a tulip In Amsterdam by an enthusiast who pad tX0,00 for It Tha Rothachllds smoke the most costly Mgaxs that are made the Henry Clay Sobrsnos, which cost II. W each. These are wrapped la gold leaf and packed In little Inlaid cedar wood cabinet. Harper' Weekly. THE ULTIMATE CAR Bring a Mechanical Engineer With You When You Examine the Stearns Read that again "Bring a Mechanical Engineer with you vrhtn you examine the Stearns." We mean what we say. When you examine this car whether with a view to purchasing or merely from a desire to see the leading American car secure the service of a well posted mechanical engineer ft maa who knows. What His Verdict WW Be His verdict wili be overwhelmingly In favor of thia car more than one Stearns has boon sold under such rigid examination. Let an expert prove to you if your own knowl edge is not sufficient what Stearns design and construction mean to the owner. Let him tell you the benefits of the com pact construction of the motor how all the piping is simplified, weight lessened and a more efficient power plant produced. Ask him why the Stearns dry multiple disc clutch is considered tho finest in the world. Let him 15-30 II. P. 5-passenger, $3200. Send for catalogue. how you the intimate engineering knowledge that has gone into the Stearns. Judge for Yourself Then ride in the carobserve the ease of control and the sensitive motor, answering the throttle without a moment's hesitation. Note how this wonderful car takes the hills as though they were level roads. You can't hear that wonderful power plant, but instinc tatively you know that the abundance of power hidden under the hood will always answer to your every requirement. Take notice to the spring action how the roughest road is smoothed out. See how the car fairly clings to tho road, and mini mize8 danger at tho ticklish points. That's due to the low center of gravity, obtuined by the drop frame construction. You'd like to. own a car like that wouldn't you? Then come in and let us talk it over. Give us tho privilege of demonstrat ing the Stearns to you you will not be obli gated in any way. 30-GO II. P. 7-passenger, 4G00. WALLACE AUTOMOBILE CO. 315 S. 24th Street, OMAHA, NEB. Vestibule Type IS-30 it. F. routing Car Agents Wanted in Unoccupied Territory Yestibnl Typ SO-CO K. 1. Touring Car The First Heal Cost-Test Ever Made Automobile vs. dlGxillt per passenger mil 0 ' Horse and Buggy, passenger mil H oFse 18 To cents 24 2" cents "Perftctty Simple-Simply Perhct" J 11 V Maxwell Model Q-11 4-cyL 22 H. P. $900 A PUBLIC test of the Maxwell Car and a horse and buggy on the streets of New York and its suburbs, under actual conditions of traffic, has j ust been completed. Automobile, l8i0 Expenses stop whan not in Use. ase4 aa 10-Mile Trio Gasoline - .122 Oil - .014 Great - - .003 Tires and Car Depreciation .23 1 ., ; It Proves Beyond Dispute, 12 Quarts eat 100 lbs. straw per ssoatb. pro rata Cost ter bi Hetwo persons Cost per mile per person .JB9 .0W .048 To operate gfl automobile the cost is based on gasoline at 20o a gallon; oil, 50c a gallon; grease, 12c a jpdund; depreciation and tire, .023 a mile; average cost ot gasoline figured 16) mile! to the gallonbetter results secured in H recent test, btorage not included. What New York Puper Said .OS MS X)i .01 .oi ml .MM .03 Mi dally pro rata Horeesboetnc.daDy Grease, dally pro rat Liepreoiaoea Cost per mile two person Cost par mile per person Above figures based on hay $21.00 a ton; oats 60c a bushel; Straw $1.50 cwt.; horseshoeing, $2.50 par month: grease, 12o a month; depreciation harness and buggy, .005 a mile; stabling not included. M&AGfilfr BEATS HORSE IJaxweir-Brlsc'oa CcnjpanyNowJ tnoaaed; in jjemonstratina I the-.supewrity ojLFormer, GAR XJtiljT, Ta Ma: llfcHALF nunls t th.TkU rT TH-V afla of the fi ; Cop That tha automobila Is undoubtedly an economy. That its low cost of operation surprise! even its advocate. That the extravagance ot the motor car is voluntary and unnecessary. That its pleasures are within the reach of men of moderate means. That it an indispensable, factor in transportation and a utility. That it it an implement, which if properly employed, will increase the earning power of man, conserve his time, extend his field and support his hands. That the automobila industry, practically unknown ten years ago, and now the fourth greatest industry in the United States, Is fully vindicated and proven economi cally sound. That the Maxwell Car is the standard of that industry; tne efficient, economical, reliable, utility automobile, as near perfection as human intelligence and human handiwork can make it under modern conditions. Test Officially Sanctioned by tho American Automobile Association Hone and Buggy, Zx Exy eases caatiaa warn net h as. BaseJ Mr IO-KU Trip 10 lbs. hay 1 W'i invited the Contest Board of the Ameri can Automobile Association to Conduct this test in order that it might be in absolutely disinterested control. The Board appointed judges to attest its results. entailed. The needs of each vehicle were sup plied at roadside stores at current market prices Each day a different route was laid out, in order to cover ell conditions of city and sub urban traffic and all sorts of roads. One day they covered tha densely congested districts of the cityl another day they ran in infrequently traveled suburban roads. Everything waa done to make the t--.t normal, actual, emi nently fair and conclusive. The Results Attested by Its Judges The two vehicles ran each day over a pre determined route. Each ran continuously for six hours, regarded as a normal day's work. Account was kept of every item of expense irn . "raj , -v. 1- I 1 i The automobile cost "woof a cent per pas senger mile to operate. The horse and buggy cost 1 ioo of a cent per passenger mile. The car covered 2 V times the distance traveled by the horse. Thecaraveraged 76 io miles at acost of $1.03. The horse averaged 32 9w miles a day at a cost of 95 cents. The car required 5 V gallons of gasoline and a pint of lubricant daily. The horse needed 12 quarts of oats and 20 pounds of hay per day. The other .expenses -tire cost, up-keep ani depreciation or similar charges, brought the total cost of the car up to 1 cent per pas senger mile, as shown in detail in the table above. Tha other incident expenses of maintaining a horse and buggy brought its total cost up to 2 Va cents per passenger mile, as shown in the tablo above. sill. - -------- - This is our answer to the charge made that the automobile is an extrava gance. This proves that it is an economic factor that would save millions if the Maxwell were everywhere substituted for the horse and buggy. We have always been unable to fill orders promptly in the spring and summer. In order to stimulate early season business all these cars sold during the next 30 days will be - GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. GUARANTEE FOR LIFE THE Maiwtll-Brisco Motor Co. guarantees this car to be mads in a good and workmanlike maimer and free trom defects in material, and will replace (re of charge during the life of th car any matrriil (except tires and added ac cessories) adjudged defective whea returned to Its factories far inspection, trsmportatioa prepaid. Date by jlH4Hvy Prtsidtnt United Motor Omaha Co. L. E. DOTY, Manager. Douglas 7703 2113 Farnam Street