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Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the montti of ttepteiuuer, 111", was as loiiowa 1 43,880 II 43,300 It 43,870 II 42,400 If 43,830 to 43,480 1 43.450 1 43,400 48.540 14 43,830 I.. 43,800 II 48,870 17 44,150 II 43,640 II., 4O,80 10 43,890 1 43,170 43,130 40,000 44.130 43,030 t 43,600 I ,,...43,690 ( 43,440 18 ,...43.370 11 41,000 It 43,030 II 43,800 14 4J.300 II 4J.360 Total 1,303,870 Returned Copies 8.845 Net Total Daily Average 1,883,888 43,117 OEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Pubs rlbed In my ' presence and sworn to before me this thirtieth day of Sep tember, Kit, 11. B. WALKER, Notary puulio. subscribers K-avlnaT the city teae pornrlly should have The Be aualled to them. Address will he l'oor Prof, of trouble. Teck has had a bushel The Passion play ought to make a big hit In Reno. y Still a burning question: Hitchcock put It back? Will Did anyone say something i '.'scavenger campaign?" about Mr. Morgan denies all belief in miracleB. Then, tell us how you d,o it, " Florida orange crop ruined again. Oh, well,' Nebraska la still in the orange belt. . Baltimore boasts of the prettiest women, but It makes no such claim for its streets. "Beware of Roosevelt," walls Judge Parker. Let's see, did he not raise that cry once before? i K plan Is being discussed of fresh ening Great Salt Lake. Why, does Joy Morton need the salt? Next registration day in Saturday. October 29. If you are not registered put a mark on the calendar. Will Mr. Bryan permit Mr. Guffey to donate a few stained window glasses to the campaign fund? Let us. hope Walter Wellman and his 'friends 111 not meet old Mr Cholera, returning from abroad. Probably it waa out of deference to thej rest of the Brown family that Lee O'Neil Browne added the final "e" to his name. . ; J How is It we still have the octupua with us? Thought Jeff Davis skinned it alive in that maiden speech of his In the senate. . director Durand of the census talks as if he had a pleasant surprise in atoie for Omaha. We can stand it. do not be afraid. The revolution Is not all that Po-tu gai nas on us nanus, it has a na tional debt of $K00, 000,000. Its pop ulation is 6,000,000. A distinguished physician tells us that, there are 8.000,000 naked Afrl cans oeiter on man ir they were clothed. What Is the answer? If Mayor "Jim" did all that for Omaha In four years, we Just can't afford to let him go to Lincoln and build up a really rival city there. Elinor Glyn first "Three Weeks." Now down to "Hla Hour." have it figured down minute. wrote about she has got Soon she may to the very The . long-established affinity be tween Mr. Hitchcock's democratic World-Herald and crooked republican office-holders la now more readily un derstood. The longer those $1,000,000 ' of water bonda remain unsold the more vacation trips at taxpayers' expense for the managing director of the Water board. if.' there Is no franchise existing la Omaha to use the streets for supplying ilectrlc light and power the people will .listen for a bidder. But It will We to bo a good bid. Will Bartley Stand for It! If there was one thing that bespoke admiration for ex-Treasurer Hartley, even from tho who abhorred hia monstrous rrinip, It was his boast that he always stood-by his friends; that! he would not divulge the names of his partners who stood loyally by him; that he would. If need be, serve out a sentence In the penitentiary with lips sealed to shield the beneficiaries of his embeitrlejiient. Bartley might have had plenty of good company in the penitentiary if he bad broken his alienee at the time and Inculpated his associates In the crime. When, therefore, Congress man Hitchcock, after confessing him self a beneficiary of the Bartley short age and still In debt for part of the amount borrowed, placards Hartley as "a blackmailer" and says over his own signature that nartley has been de-. mandlng "blood money" In asking for a return f the borrowed stealings, he lays an accusation to Bartley that no one else has ever publicly put upon him. Bartley has always Insisted that be became an embezzler by force of cir cumstances; that he could and would have paid over to his successor In office the full amount supposed to be In his custody, If his friends, among them Congressman Hitchcock, who had borrowed the state's money from him, had only paid their debts. Will Bartley stand for being called "a blackmailer" by Hitchcock, whom he saved from financial ruin and shielded all these years? Will Bartley stand for this talk of "blood-money" from Hitchcock, for whose benefit he served a term In the penitentiary? Mri, Julia Ward Howe. The life of Mrs. Julia Ward Howe was a benediction. Its ulnety-one years were filled with deeds of use fulness for mankind. She wrote and spoke inspiring words ror good and great causes, but she accompanied her words, pungent as was their Influence, with works of another practical kind. Where her words of cheer and counsel could not relieve or succor, she sent her money to provide, and history will accord her as great a place as a philan thropist as a writer. She was born of wealthy parents and married a wealthy man, so that she was peculiarly able to give. She set an example In giving she and her husband. Xo worthy cause, it Is said, appealed to them In vain andMhcy helped the needy from the struggling urchin to the courage ous Greek, fighting for Independence. and the federal government In Its su preme struggle against slavery and disunion.. . Mrs. Howe's name Is always linked with the great militant song she wrote. "The Battle Hymn .of the,Republtc," in spired oy seeing tne laarohlnfc soldiers and in turn inspiring them. She wrote much of prose, both as an'-associate editor with her husband of the Boston Commonwealth, a strong anti-slavery organ, and In other periodicals and magazines, but she contributed some verse in her earlier years., In 1854 she wrote "Passion Flowers," then Words for the Hour" and "Later Lyrics." Through all her writing ran the. one strong strain of human Interest and love for her fellowklnd. As one of the founders of, the cause of woman suffrage, 'Mrs. Howe gave dignity and respect to the crusade and discussed it upon broad lines, winning many more friends for it than some who have come later aa Its champions. She remained , steadfastly devoted to this propaganda. Her wonderful optimism was expressed In the implicit faith she gave to the cause as In every other enterprise of her long life She died devoted to the belief that one day woman suffrage would be universal. Her optimism was always evident. With it she pursued her dally calling and with it she led and Inspired others. But in the simple life of the quiet old woman at home, those who knew her best found her greatest virtues. They lay In her example of constant cheer and cheerfulness to those who, like her, may have to tread life's path on down into the eventide of advanced Hisjh. Pricei and Amusements. A cartoon In a western newspaper shows a long, dense line of people crowding in front of a theater, urging their way to the box office, and above the building the cow Jumping over the moon, indicative of the high cost of living. It Is a fair picture of our pecuc llar American temperament. We are prone to complain at the high cost of living, and not without cause, but at the satue ttm we are buying pleasure at the theaters, at other places of amusement and taking e'xpenaive trips and vacations. And this is rlitht. un to a certain point, it Is right if we can afford It and most people can af ford to take some rest and recreation of a wholesome kind. But the fact is, we are still com plalnlc, at the high cost of living Are we not Inclined to forget that It Is very high living we are getting? It certainly Is very good living. Whether the high prices have done It or not. the average standard of living Is higher and better today than It ever was In this country and the chances are it will never go back. People have cultivated more critical tastes and they generally satisfy them, whether they can afford to or not.. New England boasts that its tourist industry brings It annually $60,000,- The Bee wants to correct a slight 000 and it has been witnessing an In-1 1 inaccuracy of statement when it cited crease of this revenue rather tha:: a! '- !e another state of illegal bor decrease of late years, while Europe ! rowing of public funds similar to the gets about $300,000,000 a year out of oor pleasure-seekers. And as a rule all these folks get, or think they get, their money's worth; at least they con tinue to take the trips. It la high liv ing and it la high cost. It may be aaid that those of us who do not go to these distant pleasure resorts are not 1 . i . t . , i . . .i I i . ........... r it' ur mi lutiru in niiit lairui vi critics. That is true, but those who do are nonetheless Indisposed to com plain of high prices. High prices, after all, Is a relative proposition. They please those who sell and dis please those who buy, and while there Is room and necessity for much Im provement over present conditions, te chances are we shall never strike the medium all of us would like. Philippines and the Tariff. Governor Forbes of the Philippines gives much credit to the new tariff law lor the excellent financial showing the islands have made In the laBt year. The fiscal report discloses a surplus of $1,000,000. This is a vindication of President Taft and his prediction as to what the Philippine section of the tariff law would accomplish. In hla letter of August 20, 1910, to Congressman Mc Kinley, he said: The Philippine tariff section I have strug gled to secure for ten years last past, and It gratified me exceedingly by my signa ture to give It the effect of law. I am sure It will greatly Increase the trade be tween the two countries, and It will do much to build up the Philippines In a healthful prosperity. As chief executive of the Islands for five years, Mr. Taft came to under stand its needs and possibilities as well, if not better, than any other American and he made those needs and possibilities the subject of long, determined, patient effort, finally working Into tangible shape by means of the section Inserted in the tariff bill what he believed was required in these Islands. How well he had de cided and how wisely he had struggled may now be read in the results, and yet these achievements have only be gun to bear fruit. The tariff law simply keeps faith with the Philippines by doing what this government said it would do, by allow ing the Filipino producer the benefit of our markets "with such limitations as to prevent Injury to our home in dustries." The result Is enlarged trade for both the United States and the Philippines, and, as the president says, it will build up a state of general prosperity in the Islands. A Vacancy to Be Filled. The death of State Railway Com missioner Cowglll, not unexpected in view of his impaired health, creates a vacancy in office, the filling of which is or tne utmost importance. The question immediately presents how the succession to this vacancy, occurring almost in the face of an election. should be supplied. The law is plain that the governor has the right to make a temporary ap pointment to hold until a successor shall have been duly elected and qual ified. But there is time yet to make the necessary nominations which would give the people an opportunity to make their own choice at the polls next month. Some may contend that this Is not a vacancy in office to be filled at the coming election because it has oc curred Within thirty days of election day, and an old law seems to indicate that vacancies are to be filled by elec tion only when they occur prevloua to thirty days before. This thirty-day law, however, has apparently been re pealed, if not specifically, at least by implication, by the later enacted pri mary laws which in so many words authorize the respective political com mittees to fill vacancies occurring on the ticket up to within eight duys of the election. -' In a city election held in Omaha a little over a year ago one phase of this question was presented by the creation by the legislature of certain elective offices after the time when primary filings could be made, and the nomination by local committees of candidates for those offices whose right to go on the ticket as the party nominees was upheld by the courts over the protest that such vacancies were not the kind of vacancy contem plated by the primary law. Irrespective of this, however, if the state committees make nominatlona for the office of railway commissioner to fill vacancy and the candidates' names go on the ticket, we have no doubt that the candidate who receives the highest popular vote would en counter no difficulty to secure a cer tificate of election entitling him to claim the office and would serve out the unexpired term, which is for four years. Mr. Hitchcock's explanation of his dealings with Embezzler Bartley re calls the story of the man whose wife caught him hugging the hired girl. "I assured my wife." declared the in jured husband, "that it was purely ac cidental and perfectly proper. But some how or other, try as I may, I can't make her see It In that light." Mr. Hearst baa hia artists cartoon ing John Adams Dlx as a parrot sit ting on Murphy's finger and Murphy is telling the trusts that he can make the bird say anything he wants him to. Yet "Bobs" Murphy's newspaper organs declare that Mr. Dig la a mao who cannot be made to say anything except what he believes. i Hitchcock-Bartley loans where both! the treasurer and the beneficiary were sent to the penitentiary. This case occurred, not In another state, but In this state a banker by the name of Mills, In Harlan county, being con victed along with the county treasurer for farming out county funds In defi ance of law. - Ltickv Congressman Hitchcock did not form a partnership with Bartley In Harlan county. Congressman Hitchcock's studied reference to Mr. Metcalfe aa "Bartley's friend" seems all the more gratuitous because it was unnecessary and added nothing to his public statement. He could Just as well have referred to him as "my friend," but he evidently no longer classes Mr. Metcalfe as such. Say all the mean things you want to about those Illinois Central offi cials, but when a man can save J558,- 60o.l2 In four years out of a salary of $7,000 a year he is entitled to praise as a tolerably good financier, isn't he? Some of us find it difficult to lay by the 12 cents. It Is officially announced that Omaha's census has not been held back because of being under suspicion of padding. If Omaha bad under taken to pad Its census this year it would have made a bigger exhibit. Will Mr. Bryan support a confessed Bartley beneficiary, who admits he has not yet put it back, for United States senator? If he cannot stomach Dahl man for governor, how can he swal low Hitchcock for senator? St. Louis has become the center of the air-flying business and the old town deserves much credit for its en terprise in, promoting , this interna tional meet. It is a milestone in the world's progress Congressman Hitchcock says he re fused to pay one note because it out lawed under the statute of limitations while Bartley was in the penitentiary. People used to Bay there was honor among thieves. Mayor "Jim" has not been boasting lately about shooting his brother-in-law or branding other people's cattle. He prefers to tell how good hia wife and daughters are and to shine in re flected light. Colonel Roosevelt endorsed the tariff part of the republican platform, but stopped payment on the check, so to speak. Atlanta Journal. That must have been because he was In the enemy's country and he feared forgery. If V. J. Taylor Is as upright and In corruptible as be wants people to be lieve, how much longer will he con tinue to appear in public on the stump with the .beneficiary of Bartley's shortage? . -. ftat Ufat'tory Outcome. ' Wail Street Journal. Most hopefuilhlng about ihe forthcoming election ia that which ever party succeeds we are assured that there will be an In stant Improvement of business. Western Presidents Outclassed. Indianapolis News. The eastern railroad presidents have made a much better allowing before the Interstate Commerce commlHsion than did their west ern brethern, but It la clearly a mere for-revenue-only appeal. I 1 entllattnar a Gronch. Chicago Record-Herald. Patrick Calhoun, who recently had some trouble with the courts In San Francisco, owing to his operations aa a street rail way magnate, -l denounces Roosevelt's "new nationalism" and accuses the former presi dent of favoring the theory of Imperial despotism. Mr. Calhoun Is going to have a good deal of trouble In getting the public to accept him as a perfectly wise and patri otic leader. Johnnie on the Spot. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Kansas la, of course, the first state to put the ntw nationalism into effect. She has notified the packers that they cannot sell forty-six pounds of lard in a tin can over there any more for fifty pounds of laid. Subsequently the movement will extend to weighing Ice tonga with the Ice and other oppressions. The rest of us talk. Kansas acts. Our Birthday Book October 18, 1810. Judge Walter H. Sanborn of the federal court for this circuit, waa born October 19, ISto, at Epsom, X. H. He practiced law In St. Paul and was appointed to the bench by President Harrison In 1K!2, and is being urged for one of the vacancies on the su preme bench. Villct M. Hays, asxl.ant secretary of agriculture Is M. He la a native of Iowa and was professor of agriculture In th rniveritity of Minnesota before taking bis present position. John II. Klndley, president of New York City col li ne, w as born October lit. 1MM. As president of Knox college at Caleabuig, he was a frequent visitor to Omaha, later becoming a member of the faculty at Princeton, where he was im Intimate terms with the lute drover Cleveland. Charles II. Krown. secretary and treas urer of the Blown Keult and Investment company, was born October 1H, 1ST5, rljil't here In Omaha. He studied at Phillip's academy and Harvard and If associated as stockholder and director with a num ber of local banks ami financial institu tions. lr. William A. Hosteller. practicing physician. Is 44 earx old today. He was born In Morris. Grundy county, Illinois, amk graduated from the Omaha medical colltge in ism and has been devoted to his profession ever since. Robert A. MacKarlane, president and treasurer of the Robert Dempster company, photographic supplies, was born October 19, Ih'ii He was In the photo supply busi. ness In Minneapolis and St. Paul for ten years, coming to Omaha In l'.X. Kdwln Lt Brandt, representing the Comp- tograpn company, adding machines, s 36 years old. He was born In Iavenort, la., and ha handled various adding ma chines as sales aKent for fifteen years In St. Louis and Omaha C. Kred Bradford, chief clvk of tha sta tionery department of tfie I'nion Pacific, was born Octgber IS. InTU. at Klgln, 111. He has been with the I'nion Pacific con- unuousiy tut' aineen ytais. Around New York MfpUa tae .Cwrreet ef 1.1 fe aa Seen la tae areas Aaaerleaa atesrepella Treat Say te Pay. In a letter recently written by Mavor tiBvnor to a personal friend, he says some things which Indicate an unsatisfactory condition of health. "It li konn." as a New York correspondent of the Philadel phia Ledger, "that while the mavor's strong physique has overcome some of the physical effects of the gunshot wound, nevertheless his nervous system received such a shock as may require manv weeks utterly to overcome. A gunshot wound of that kind Inevitably cause severe nervous shock, even though the wound may appear to have perfectly healed. The bullet has encysted and may remain where It Is dur ing the rest of Mayor Oaynor's life, not hereafter seriously troubling him. Rut there was the frightful shock to the nerves. Mayor Oaynor's (."million may be under stood by the fact that he Is finding the best treatment to be life In the open air, and for repose In reading works which stimulate the imagination andthe recol lections associated with childhood. Mayor Uaynor has found serenity and mental comfort In reading a new volume of poems containing Idyls, lyrics and ballads, which describe Christmas jtcenes in such manner ss to appeal to the Imagination of children. These have carried him back to bis boy hood days, causing him to forget himself, and that is something which medical at tendants say ia especially needful In the healing of nervous troubles. "The mayor Intimates that unless bis nervous system Is restored to perfect health he may be compelled to retire from the office of mayor. And those who have read his letter say there Is pathos and true solemnity worthy of the heeding of every one who Is absorbed in material auccesa. In his Intimation that any one who has been as near the great beyond aa he wss for a few hours after the shot was fired, is brought to a full sense of the trivial character of much which man esteems Im portant." "Municipal land ownership has proved the most profitable undertaking New York City has ever engaged In, when land la judicially scquired." Such Is the conclu sion reached by Alderman Campbell, chair man of the committee on parks, play grounds and schools of the New York City Crmmlaslon on Congestion of Population. In a report made public recently he sup ports his conclusion with some astonishing figures. Nearly all land bought by the city before 1S50 has Increased unbelievably in assessed valuation admittedly below the market price over the original cost. One case of nearly 9,.Vmj per cent Increase within the last sixty years was found, several cases of from 2.000 to &.0U0 per cent Increase in the last aeveuty-five years, ninety-nine cases of over BOO per cent increase, and nearly 200 of over 100 per cent increase. The city owns In all SH3 sites. Alderman Cnmpbelt notes that -Berlin owns one-tenth of the land within Its own limits, Vienna about one-seventh. Munich one-fourth and Frankfort-on-Main about one-half. One city, he says, la so well off that there are no taxes; the rent from the city's lands pays all the expenses. He does not name it. Claud Case, a 6-year-old, went to the cellar of hia home and amused himself with his father's bicycle. He found that by turn ing It upside down he could make the rear wheel revolve at high speed by turning the pedals. But, while he labored with one hand, he unconsciously laid the other upon the sprocket wheel. Two fingers of this hand were nearly severed. He went up stairs. Mother, I hurled myself," said he calmly. The horrified mother sent for an ambu lance. Dr. Mauger of the German hospital responded. "I can sa.ve those fingera by stitching them up," said he, "but the child had bet ter go to the honpltal." "Sew 'em up here," said the boy. As the stitching process was going on the youngster said: "You sew slower'n my mother does." "Doesn't it hurt your' asked the aston ished surgeon. "Sure it hurts, but I ain't going to cry for you!" On one of those stuffy days last week a heavy Ice wagon drew up near Chatham square and the man in charge went in to see what the order would be. While he was gone several children clambered on the rear step and began to fish for small pieces. One. little girl had just scooped out a handful when tne iceman returned and chased her away. .' 'Sell me 5 cents worth of ice. please," said a well dressed woman who wore a white ribbon and had seen the little girl crying from disappointment. The man weighed a fa'r sized piece of Ice and wrap ping it In a newspaper handed It to the woman. "Here, little one. Is a nice big piece of tee," said the woman loud enough to be heard by every one of the small crowd that had collected. "You needn't cry any more. Take this home to mother and the sick sister." The child. Instead of drying her tars, cried more and made no attempt to take the ice. ''it's too b-b-big," sobbed ths child. "Too big. and what did you want to do with It, my child" "We was goin' to put It down the blind man's back," replied th girl, bursting Into tears again. Sol M. Ireland of Rye, who Is village president and also village undertaker, ha lost a hat In a rash bet with a woman and has Just learned what women's hats cost. The undertaker was so certain that Sen ator J. Mayhew Wainwrlght would not be renominated that he felt perfectly safe in betting on the proposition. He la a mem ber of the school board, and in an srgu nient with one of the women teachers let his sporting spirit carry him loo far. "I'll bet you a hat Wainwrlght isn't nominated," he said to th teacher, And the teacher said "I've got you" before Mr. Ireland had a chance to reconsider. The w nner Informed Mr. Ireland th she was going to New York to buy the hat and he at once began making discreet Inquiries as to the depth of the hole into which he had left himself. Th village milliner told him a toque shouldn't run much above but a satin Charlotte Cor day oi'k'ht to set him back from 1125 to l-!00. Mr. Ireland la perspiring profusely and asking friends of the teacher to reach her by telephone and ask her to be reasonable. Sounding; the Doom of Monarchies. Springfield Republican. Tlie downfall of monauiiy In Portugal means that Rurope now has three repub lics. The London Times not long ago con gratulated its readers because republican Ism of late had made so little advance In Kuiopean countries. There may be more governments over there without kings and querns within ten years. Certainly the Fiench republic Is a success, and Norway. Holland and Belgium could be transformed iiylo republics at any time ftithout disas ter or disturbance. If circumstances re quited tiie change. Monarchy will ulti mately disappear from tbe earth. ij- -- No ,-7 t No Lime "I am quit positive that th ts of alum baking- powder should iVof. Voughan, Vntvrrslty of Michigan. In buying baking powder examine the label and take only a brand shown to be made with Cream of Tartar. fid? JU C R mum A pure, wholesome, reliable Grape Cream ol Tartar BWng Powder. Improves the flavor and adds to the healUihilness ol the tood. 11 PERSONAL NOTES. Woonsocket. II. I., has granted its first hunter's license to a woman. She Is the wife of an Indian and probably knows "a hawk from a handsaw." Another millionaire has married a chorus girl. It looks as if the millionaires had formed a combination to put the musical comedy shows out of business. Clear Lake, Minn., with a population of nearly 600, has neither doctor nor under taker. That must be the place, claimed to be so healthful, that they had to kill a man to start a cemetery. Washington K. Connor, personal broker of Jay Uould and Russell tiage, and one of the few remaining links connecting the Wall street of another generation, has sold his seat on the New York Stock Exchange and will retire. Ueorge Fits, 14 years old, son of Town Clerk A. Stover Kits of Waynesboro, P., has been deputized to act as town clerk during his father's Illness. At the regular meeting of the council young (Its took charge of all the work, of the seoretsry of that body. After a world-wide search lasting six years. Baron Von Mellenthen of Prussia, who Is in San Francisco, bas recovered his young son, who is heir to a large estate, near Stolen. The boy was kidnaped by a man who lured the baroness away, he says; got possession of her property in Colfax, Cal., last May, and (led to London with her son. ... Brigadier General John P. Cook, who, aa a commander of the union army, re ceived tha surrender of Fort Donelson from the confederate forces, died at his home near Hillsdale, Mien, He was 86 years of age. QonersJ Cook commanded 'the first volunteer force formed In Illinois at the outbreak; of the war between the states. He formerly was mayor of Fprlngfleld, III. LAUGHING GAS. Bix They've elected you an active mem ber. Hicks Of what? Klx Of the Society for ths Merging of Moral Influences. Hicks Eh! What's Its object? Bix Its principal object is to Induce the Iieanlng Tower of Pisa to straighten up. Initiation fee, ill centa. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Do you know. I am uncertain whether the club resolved to give a banquet or not?" "What did they do about It? ' "When the motion wan made to give a good dinner they voted to table It and I don't know whether It was the dinner or the resolution that was voted to be tabled." Baltimore Amerlcon. "Remember. Henry." SAld 1 the hunter who had arranged with the guide, "we're not hiring you-you're simply one of our party." wnat s on your mina : inquirea tne guide. 'Weil, you see, in case anything hap pens, we don't want to be troubled with this new Employers' Liability law." ad mitted the cautious hunter. Puck. The other day a tramp called upon a pronounced advocate of woman's rights. His tale was a very piausltiie one, but did not seem to meet with much sympa thy. 'Why don't you go to work?" asked the suffragette. Please, mum, explained the weary one, I made a solemn vow ten vearx Your telephone! Your Bell Telephone is connected with half the telephones in the world. No foreign country has reached the high ' level of American telepone development. In this country there are five million Bell Telephones carrying twenty million daily messages. In the whole of Europe -with her twenty nations, there is not half that number of tele phones. The success of the Bell Telephone in this country is due to thirty years of unceasing en deavor to give the most efficient service that human ingenuity can Alum Phosphate be condemned. GAM an ago that I would not do another stroke, of work till women was given a ote'" He was taken In so wax she. I'lilcat-u Post. "Father." said Willie, "what's the dif ference between a sanitarium and a snini torium ?" "Oh. about five dollars a day," -aUI Mr. Dlllups.-Harper's Weekly. "Po you mean to say. mailamp," lnu,ulrcl the Judge of the divorce court, "that oui huxbaml spends I'i.OOO a year on himself '' "1 do, your honor." "And tliHt f'l.OuO a year constitutes his entire income?'' "Yes." "How do you know tluit .'" "I furnlnh him the money, your honor." Chicago Tribune. FEET. Amos 11 Wells in Life. Of all the vehicles we meet J it air and sea and on the street, 1 humbly Ming the praise of feet. It ia not widely understood How safe are feet, how soundly good. How firm with supple hardihood. Consider: feet run not away; Where feet are put, there feet will stayj Or, turned, feet promptly will obey. Further consider: feet will not However worn, or pinched, or hot. Explode, and wreck your chariot. And think: however feet may ache, How many million trips they make Without a blowout or a break 1 And though the feet ace punctured too. They mend themselves Without ado, And plod along aa good aa new. Feet need nd llcenae: feet may go In narrowest pathways to and fro: The fairest hidden nooks they know. Feet linger through a pleasant scene; Feet run not out of gasoline; A handy brook, and feet are clean. Feet in all weathers boldly run; Heedless of mud their miles are spun. Nor by the snow are feet undone. Feet run not over dog or boy; Do not with raucous horn annov. Nor throw their dust on others' joy. In fine, on feet I'll travel far, The noblest vehicles there sre are Till I can buy a touring car! Enjoy Perfect EYESIGHT It matters not wbetber you suffer from Near-Sight, OlnNNlght or Astigmatism, we" give you complete relief. Think what scientific ex amination will do toward permanent relief. THIS 18 WHAT YOU GKT JIKKK. COME IN AND LET IS SHOW IOU. v Hutescn Optical Co. 21.1 Bouth lOtb Street. devise. "If ro 1 -j- ----- y NEBRASKA TELEPHONE CO. A. F. AIcAda.m, Local Manager. : f i t i : ! I 1 ; Iff V