TIIK HKK: OMAHA. WKDXKRDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1010. THE Omaha Daily Hee FOUNDED BT EDWARD IK ti V AT LV r- V1CTOR KoKKWATKK. KDITUIL Entered at Umihi postofflce second clans matter. TEKMtj OF HCUSCKIt'TiON. Sunday He, una year Ui tiaturday iiee, on ear Slu lvajiy He (wittroru nonday), one yer..l' Uauy Ate ana r-onuay, ana year DELI V&KB.D HI CAHK1KH. Evening (Without feuntlay), per week m Evening (with Miiixiayi, par wee....lw Lily lee (including Sunday), per weeK.L' Lalty lie (without Huncla , per week. .We Address all complaint of irregularities la aatlvtry la City circulation Leiai tuicoi. offices. Omaha-The He Building. Mouth Onwaa i weaty-fuurtb and M. Council Bluffs IS ocott Street. Unroln 61s L.lttl building. Chicago l4n Marquette Building. New kork Kuuina IhA-lKM No. J4 Wat Thirty-third blrret. Washington Fourteenth Street, N. VV. CORKED rONDENCB. Communlcatlona relating to news anu editorial matter should be addressed. Omaha tie. i-J,torial Department. REMITTANCE!! Remit by draft, txpnii or postal order payable to Th ilea A'uhllaluag Company. Only I-cvat stamps received in payment 01 mail accounts. 1'ersonal cheefcs excenl on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. STATEMENT OP r!tCUDATION. tat of Nebraska, Douglas county, ss. . Oeviga b. Txscuuck, tiasurr ol 'Hie Bee r'ubltKbitig company. being duly sworn, says that the actual number of lull and cumpiela cop its of '1 he Daiiy, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee pruned during ice luouia of Septeuioer, IsiU, was as follow; 1 43,880 II 43,300 t 43,1.70 IT 43,270 1 43,180 II 43,400 4 40,000 II 43.8UU 1 44.1J0 20 43,490 1 43,630 II 43,460 7 4J,lO0 12 43,400 1 43,620 21 4,540 1 43,460 24 43,ia0 II 43,370 21 43,200 11.. 41,000 21 46,870 It 43,630 27 44,160 II .....43,800 21 43,650 14 43.800 II 43,ti0 II 43,360 IS 43,690 rotal 1,303,370 Returned Copies Net Total 1,893,688 Dally Average 43,117 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my preaenc and sworn to befor ma thla thirtieth day of bep- lembsr, It 10. . , M. B. WALKER. Notary fubllo. Babacrlbers leaving- the city tem porarily should bar Th Be Basiled to theo. Address will b Will Edgar Howard take the dare? - How .doea Mr. Bryau like the latest 'Iowa idea?" . . Miss Elkina baa landed, but the duke, bow far out la he? That Btory about sailors being una bl to swim sounds a little fishy. It turns out that that landslide at Panama was nothing but a mud-sllng-lng affair. The consolation of winter's ap proach is in the fact that the ice man's time has come. A trial without its "lady stenog rapher" witness these days is not much of a trial. The Emporia Gazette has a "Junk editor." He must be the one who gets the tinware. There may be such a thing as a gen uine patriot sleeping too long, even in the cradle of liberty. King Ak-Sar-Ben'a royal exchequer baa a surplus in it. Another product of republican prosperity. Colonel Roosevelt would, however, have found a more solid south before Mr. Taft ran for president. But why should little Manuel feel bad? This down-and-out business seems to be very popular just now. Everyone will have to adml, though, that the duke of Abruzsl gave the senator a good run for his money. If there is any "scavenger cam paigning" going on In Nebraska, as alleged. It la all on the democratic lid. Still, Mr. Bryan can have no com plaint coming against those Iowa dem ocrats. Has he not advocated the "recall?" . Song of the bell boys as General Funston goes marching back to the Philippines: "I don't care if he never somes back." Those capital removers continue busy In Bplte of the blight which the shadow of the state house has thrown ver Lincoln. Mr. Bryan now says the plan for a tariff commission is a delusion. As a delusion eipert he ought to be entitled to a he&rinx. The thermometer went to 100 at Phoenis while the constitutional con vention was In session. Burning ig lues, no doubt. That town ia Mississippi whose In habitants did not recognize Colonel Roosevelt still gives coon skins in e thange tor legal tender. What a fine stunt it would be for Mayor 'Vim" as governor of this great lUte of Nebraska to contribute to the irthlvee a few "Jar Loose" proclama Mons. , This report that all the newspapers f New York aro against Hearst and tla Independence league ticket must We erroneous, for the New York Jour lal and Examiner both appear to be hilariously In favor of his election hit propajaada. Self-Condemned. The democratic party In Nebraska is self-condemned. Two yrars ago, for the first time la twenty years, a drmorratto gov ernor was elected and ins-tailed In offlre, and supported by a legislature overwhelmingly democratic In both its houses. The democratic party was thus placed In complete control In Ne braska of the law-making and law enforcing departments of state gov ernment and given the administration of all state institutions. The unbroken precedent in all po litical parties is to accord a governor asking lor a second term as endorse ment of a satisfactory and creditable record, an unopposed renomlnation. Governor Shallenberger, himself, has publicly admitted that he thought himself entitled to this endorsement by his own party no matter what might be the verdict of the people as a whole later at the polls. But as the only democratic governor of Nebraska in twenty years. Governor Shallen berger was turned down for renomlna tion and refused the vote of confidence which be sought In the democratic primary. By thla action the democratic party has proclaimed its own Incompetency to give the state a satisfactory govern ment. It has put the seal of con demnation upon the record made by a democratic governor and democratic legislature. It baa said that no dem ocrat can be trusted for a second term In high office, and has thus given the best reason why no democrat should be trusted for even a first term in such office. If the democrats disown their own officials and repudiate their records, pray why should republicans, or good citizens of any party affiliation, vote for democrats destined to forfeit their own party's support? Genius Gone Wrong. It seems that H. C. Ostermann, the main figure in the Illinois Central graft conspiracy which enriched sev eral employes of that company, began his career as a newsboy at the age of 6 years. Then he became a bellboy, and from that went to another similar position a little more lucrative. Stead ily by dint of Ingenlus application he mounted the ladder, until finally he came to a position of commanding In fluence, of large salary and larger pos sibilities. His friends called him a genius and took pride in his success. But It was genius gone wrong. In learning the lesson of sober industry. of untiring application, he failed to learn the more important lesson of scrupulous fidelity to a trust, a lesson which boys and young men beginning their business carpers had better get hold of before they attempt to master any of the other branches in life's curriculum. Ostermann's genius Is of little value to him today; certtlnly it Is not potent enough to bring back what he has lost, while gaining for himself and his confederates the $3,000,000 through fraud. Through all his necu- lations his shrewd genius shines, but Its luster is dimmed at last In the light of the law's exposition, showing only the naked form of selfish ambition, with no reward of energy, industry or Initiative great enough to outshine the one fact of final ruin. It is the man's own story, related on the witness stand, that first com mends the youthful genius and then condemns Its matured product. Texai-Miuouri Rivalry. Newspspers in Texas and Missouri have been carrying on quite a debate about the relative gains in population of these two states. The Bt Louis Globe-Democrat admits that Texas has perhsps added 600,000 or 600,000 to her population, placing the Lone Star state slightly ahead of Missouri, whose Increase Is only 8 per cent. This low estimate Is resented by the Houston Post, which says Texas win show be tween 1,260,000 and 1,600,000 In crease, placing it far beyond compari son with Missouri. The Poet seems to have some ground for its assumption, too. At the time it made the estimate the state had gained 461,000 in fifty five counties and had 191 counties to hear from. Missouri by the census of 1900 had a population of 3,106,665 and Texas 3,048,710. Missouri ranked fifth in size among the states, Texas sixth. Missouri's gain as shown by this year's census of 6 per cent will give It a ioii popuisuon or 3.293,065. Texas, if It gains even 1,250,000, as seems certain, will have a population of 4.298,710. This would be mora than Ohio, fourth state in size, hsd in 1900. and nearly as much as Illinois, third state. But, of course, Texas will not reach either of these states, for both hsve made heavy advances. It will, however, go into fifth place, leaving Missouri a bad sixth. But better than all of Texas' num-e. Ical increase, Is the character of her accretions. And for this she hss Ml souri, among other older ststes i thsnk. Young men and women have gone rrom the best families of Mis souri and other neighboring common wealths Into Texas and newer states of the southwest and northwest to seize opportunities there offered In cheap land. It will not become Texas or any of these newer states. th.r.. fore. to taunt their older sister ststes wo mucn about their relative irovih Of course Texas will mg,, a mor. rapia growth than Missouri In this generation. It would be bad for the country If It did not It fcae an amaz ing expanse or country to settle and a land of remsrhable fertility to eulti ste. It ahould repay th debt to Missouri and other states who are helping develop it by making the most of these aiUantHKcg. But Missouri in the meantime has no muse for discouragement. It is I one of the three states in the union 'that could be self-sustaining If necrs l sary, and It baa only now come to the jstsge of its greatest development. Its various movements toward back-to-tht-farni and inteuBifud agriculture. taken up with systematic energy, are bound to tell In the new future. It, too, has a vast domain susceptible to ;he highest state of cultivation and It has access to the best market. So that within another decade it should show a remarkable awakening of industry. Ai to Can:ellinj Invitations. If they wt-re really sincere it would not bo to the discredit of democrats in Iowa that they have recalled their In vitation to Mr. Bryan to speak for them In the state campaign because of his li.conslstent attitude, repudiat ing In one state what he advocates in another. It would seem surprising if. for no more than political expediency. emocrats of Iowa and Indiana did not awake to the fact that Mr. Bryan's s pport under these circumstances w as questionable asset In those states a tl this year. Now that Iowa democrats h ave come to this conclusion It will be all 1 the more interesting to see how fhe e democrats of Indiana nr s-ninir tc o get around the question. So far is the democrats of Nebraska are con cerned, they are playing the dog-in-the-manger act of receiving Bryan's help where he wants to give it and doing without where they must, but n the meantime lef using to acknowl edge him as the "Peerless Leader" for the present campaign. While Mr. Bryan appears now as something of a repudiated leader, the chances are that by 1912 he will be again sought after by those democrats who are now revoking their invita tions to him. In all probability Mr. Bryan's moral Issue will be fairly well worn by then and he will be out with brajid-new paramount, Just as he has been in every national campaign since 896. The Macedonian cry will go out to him then and his dates will not be cancelled by the national committee s they have been by the state com- mlttee in Iowa. He will find that more than himself can play at this game of back-action politics. Efficiency and Net Earnings. The Louisville & Nashville railroad has made what a Wall street publica tion calls "A marvelously favorable showing in Its annual report for the twelve months ending June 30, 1910." Despite the fact that its operating ex penses were increased $5,358,000, its gross earnings made a gain of $7,007,- 490, and its net earnings overlapped those of the previous year by $1,649,- 412. This is a gain in gross earnings of 15 pei cent and net earnings of 10 per cent over the preceding year, which is most remarkable under the circumstances. It must be remem bered that cotton shipments were away low for this year and that they consti tute one of the largest sources of rail road Income in the south. In addition to all this, the average freight rates of the Louisville & Nashville, as well as some other southern lines, were lower In the fiscal year ending in June than previously. Here, then, we have this situation: A vast Increase in operation expenses, reduced freight rates, light traffic la cotton and yet marked increases in gross and net earnings. What is the explanation? One Is bound to Inquire, what would the re sult have been had rates and cotton shipments remained as they were, or been advanced? A superficial study of the case cannot but suggest some dis paragement as to this general demand by railroads for an increase in freight rates. But underneath this conclusion In the case of the Louisville & Nash ville lies another very significant fact. "Efficiency in operation" is said to have been the vital factor in maintain ing these increases against all the odds mentioned. Undoubtedly this is true. It is high time that all railroads were giving more attention to this subject. There can be little doubt that revenues are absorbed in waste or careless operation; in loose or anti quated methods, and that very often efficiency in management la what Is needed Instead of higher rates, or even a larger volume of traffic. Everybody knew that the World Herald would find some way to take back all it had said favorable to Prof. Crabtree and to call upon the voters to turn him down in favor of the dem ocratic nominee for state superin tendent, but most of us thought it would do a better job. It wanted Mr. Crabtree retained at the head of the Peru Normal as a tribute to his effi ciency and a rebuke to partisanship, and now It wants him rejected for state superintendent because he is not enough of a nonpartisan. The real explanation, however, is the old one that the World-Herald, while always ready tb praise republicans making trouble within their own party, la "not In the habit of supporting republicans for office." no mstter how Incompe tent or disreputable opposing demo cratic candidates may be. , ' "Boss" Klynn. as head of the street cleaning department, finds himself with a deficit staring him In the face and wants the council to give him some more mouey right Quick so he can put a few hundred political broom wleldere and dirt shovelers on the pay roll in time for election. Just try to picture to yourself how that great or- I , (tan of reform th World-Herald, 'would yelp at this If the street com- mlRsloner were a republican politician instead of the democratic boss. I j Somebody ts discovered that some ; practical Jokers undertook to per suade one Jasper L. McBrlen that he ! was sentttorial timber about April Fool's day last, and thai .McBrlen really took It seriously. Oh, how funny! Omaha and this congressional dis trict ought to have had enough now of being represented at Washington by a minority member unable to re spond to a single requisition made by his constituency. Mayor "Jim" says that in the early cowboy days they all branded the other fellow's cattle. Oh, no. There were some honest cowboys even then, and many more of them than Mayor "Jim" imagines. Too bad that the late John F. Cor nell is no longer alive or he might give Edgar Howard a few pointers on G. M. Hitchcock that came under his observation when he was state auditor. Out of the crucible of fire peace Is born and the lambs and lions at least wild animals and domestic lie down together on the northern boun dary swept by flames. Probably the king of Denmark thought, since the Cook episode, that ne was immune from criticism and might invite whomsoever he pleased to dinner. Young Taft lays him open to the charge of being a mollycoddle when he says he is in the Harvard law school to study and not to have fun. Ml-h Kirk of (he Kicker. New York World. A Jlu-Jlt9u dancer is credited with belng tne cause of the overthrow of th Portu gese throne. Women with less claim to muscular strength have done a. much for other monarchies. A Watteraonlan I'eroratloa. Louisville Courier-Journal. Yea, a Daniel' i.nrH i. ...... t., . . ur.i inou xny ntZ depart ,n U l a Ions no turning. Virtue la its own reward. Air. well that nd. well. Dond ve told you so, yer son-of-a-gun?" , Overflowing- Railroad Treasury. Boston Transcript. It hardly looks as thoug-h the Central railroad of Nro Jersey needs to Increasa its rates. Durluz th. i.o.i - cr recently closed It earned S3.18 per cent on its capital; 7,. w. and in 1908 17.07, in addition to which it h . ' . ll.ifi8.0M of it. own notes. " """" A Stapeaaloaa Job. "i Loulsyllle Courier-Journal Huckleberry t-jnn observed that the schoolmarm who proposed to undertake his education dldn'.L reaii h. .... ' -BiuyvuuuuMlNfl or the Job. .generating New York poll- Tina la a Ink .I.... i. - . . .. - . uiBTKea dimensional similarity to tha task- M,t r.,., k u. berry's would,-be Instructress. Where the Load l.aads. Philadelphia Record. The cloakrrmkers' strike was an expen sive affair both for employers aJid em ployes. Now that it is all over the priqe of cloaks has' advanced about 12 per cent. This advance, should, in time, enable both parties to the Industrial conflict, If they shall fairly divide the spoil, to make good the losses growing out of enforced idle ness. But alas, for the cloakwearers! They pay the piper, but have nn h.r. i. .1. - - -- ' . IU c ounce. PIUlusT Court Vacancy. Philadelphia Ledger. The retirement of Justice Moody will give the president another vacant place to fill iu the aui)iie cuurt on the meet ing of th senate in December. The court will begin its Session with only seven mem bers. Including Justice Hughes, who Is ready to qualify, and the senior rn.mh.. Associate Justice Harlan, will preside. The important casta set down for reargument befor a full . bench will presumably be postponed again. ' IUove, Kindly Wladal Sew York Hun. Now miy fair winds blow and gentlest sephl-rs rule the air. Let all storms and angry gales and wayward flatulences sub aide and the cave of Boreas shut up for a long needed holiday. For th King of th Air Is all ready to sail for Europe In hla airship,' and he has sworn by the Ureat Horn Spoon that he will not pass th coast lln until all Is quie as the night befor Christmas and the elements are eating out of his hand. Th big balloon is perfect. All Its parts are trim and taut, and noth ing now la needed but a day on which all nature dreama of circumambient torpor. May the desired atmospheric combination soon present Uaelf! A thousand altars give their aaored smok for It. Ten thousand assorted augurs wink in unison and my riads ot circling wings Invite th sky and air to poppled sleep. Our Birthday Book Ootor 18, 1910. Judge W. II. Hunger of the federal bench for the district of Nebraska was born October 12, IMS, at Bergen, N. Y. He practiced law at Fremont, Neb., and helped make our present state constitution. H received his Judicial appointment from President Cleveland in 1KW. Edward F. Dunne, former mayor of Chi cago, was born October 12, 1U7. He is a native of Waterville, Conn., and is a law yer who has bad service on the bench. Oeorg W. Cable, author and lecturer, ,1s . He waa burn in New Orleans and has mad his greatest suoess with stories of southern life. Thomas Ewing Sherman,, known as Father Sherman, waa born October 12, into, at San Francisco. He Is a son of Gen eral William Ttcumseh Sherman, and has vial led In Omaha more than once. Captain Charles King, writer of army novels, waa born October 12. 1K. at Al bany. 11 la a graduate of West Point and was retired tor wounds received in action, devoting himself since then to lit erary pursuits. Chester 1. Long, former United States tor from Kansas, was boj-n October 11 IssO. He is a naUv of Pennsylvania and a lawyer aud has been associated with Omaha attorneys In several Import ant cases. Otto t'aarvat, editor of Pokrok Zapadu, la 17. He was turn In Bohemia, coming to this country in 1M6 from Prague, where be had previously been la owpajr work. Around New York SMaplaa tb (Tarrant of xtfs as ssa la tb Oreat Amarloa Metropolis from Say so Day. j The first appearance of a mutton trust In I Now York tiapprned about lv0 hfn Jscoh j Apr-ley. a shrewd speculntor of the day. j cornered the sheep market and sciireie. j several thousand dollars out of the "ulti mate consumer." The deal netted a frac tion less than INVflOO, a sum considered a l hune fortune in that time. The sum w.ta Invested In New York City real estate. 'Appley died In ISM. lenvUie an estate which, when converted into cash, realised II.O'O.OOO. A score of heirs started a three cornered row over the fortune. fouKht for it up and down the courts sixty six years years, and last week an reed on a com promise division that was proposed and rejected thirty 5 ears. More law yers than heirs have had a whack at the stakes, but th interest on the money, together with the court's check on legnl rapacity, leaves th original sum practically Intact for present-day heirs. The record in this case puts the Iowa and Missouri calf cases out of the running fur aire, besides Indicating that provision corners are not a recent invention. His quavering vo.ee growing stronger with indignation us his story went along, George W. Wilinust. 84 years old. 269 Hewes street. Brooklyn, told his troubles to Magis trate OKellly, in the Bedford Avenue court. "I want you to do something with my boy," he said. He's getting so bud 1 can t handle him. Why, the way he acts when he comes home with a few drinks In him, your honor, is Just srandalous. He pesters the rest of us sick, h does. I wish you'd well, I don't csre what you do If It'll only make him behave." As the old man glared toward a rear corner of the courtroom his boy started nervously toward the bridge. Th boy was Frank Wllrmist, 64 yeurs old. "What do you know about this wayward person?" the magistrate asked Frank, un der th impression that he was a witness. "Well, you see " began the papa's boy, tut the oiler man interrupted with: "That's him. Ain't he a son to be proud ofr "irm," remarked the magistrate. "I guess I won't advise the spanking I had in mind. Somehow a slipper at 64 seems unfit. I'll bind this stripling over for a hearing Wednesday on a charts of va grancy. In the meantime you have a talk with him, and if he doesn't agree to obey the commandments and ordinances In this case made and provided I'll se what an other sort of talking to will do." The father was perkily triumphant as he led hla child from the room. "The aristocracy of New York dwells In Its slums." Fresh from a Journey of ex ploration through the lower east side. Father Bernard Vaughan, the Jesuit preacher, whose reproaches have so stirred London society for th last five years, summed up in these words his first im pressions of th American metropolis. "In London," he said, "my work takes me Into quarters that the police often hesi tate to enter. I find there the life that Interests me most the life that seems to me more Important than any other In so ciety. The 'classes,' after all, form only a very little part of any people, and the man that would know a people must know th masses. So what I did In London I do last night In New York. "Fifth avenue Is not In It with your slums. Your east side Is a wonderful place. I could live and love the living - there. Your slums are a paradise compared with the damp and sunless alleys and courts of our Kast End. "As I walked through them I saw all around me crowds of happy children playing under the electrlo lights, while their parents looked on from steps and doorways. All th nations of Europe seemed to be there Poles, Jews, Italians, Irish and English, meeting on a common ground and living a common life. "The children shouted and sang and danced around hurdy-gurdies; they Scam pered away for sweetmeats; they shared their treasures as they shared their games. I have a particularly lively recollection ot some little Italian children who danced tirelessly while they at huge pieces of melon. "The millionaires of your Fifth avenue are not to be compared with these people; their children are not to be compared with these children. God would feel at home In your slums the ar.stocracy of New York dwell there." A maid at the Hotel Knickerbocker found two diamond and pearl rings the other evening lying on the washstand In the women's dressing room, Just off the main restaurant. Hhe reported the find Imme diately to the office, and the rings were placed in tha safe until the owner dis covered her loss and returned for them. An hour later a woman entered the hotel In a hurry and reported th loss of two lings, which she said were valued at 21,000. Tb rings were produced, and the woman Immediately Identified them as her own. Meantime th management had simmoned the maid to tell Just where she had found them. "I'm so glad to get them back," said the woman, as ah took the rings. Then she opened her purs and handed the maid 50 cents as a reward. Before she had time to turn and go the manager of the hotel gave the maid 210 as a mark of appreciation for hor honesty. FOK HA1LHOAU SAFUTY. Agreenieat for I uliuruiltr la Safety Appliances. Pittsburg iJlspatch. Following the enactment at the last ses sion of congress of laws giving the Inter state Commerce commission ampler powers to define th needed safety appliances fur the prevention of ace. dents 10 employe and passengers, and. after a hearing, to require their adoption, the commission ap pointed a committee of fifteen, e jually di vided between representatives of the rail roads, the railroad operative's and safety appliance Inspectors of tha commission to recommend standard appliances. New from Washington reports th agreement o.' tl.la committee upon definite standards, uti agreement that happily was unanimous, al though there had been, as naturally would be surmlaed, radical differences of opln on and Judgment before satisfactory concea slons were reached. How these differences of opinion, even among the railroad companies themselves, obstructed the adoption ot the automatic coupler Is a familiar story, and the adop tion by unanimous agreement of set stand ards for these other appliances Is the more welcome. Tb recommendations formulated deal chiefly with the equipment of earn with secure sill steps. effective hand brakes, and, where necessary, ladders and running boards, with proper hand holds or grab Irons. Tb agreement will, of course, apply esly to new equipment, but with this basis It will b th purpo of lb cotnniis moa to determine later what must be dun to make existing equipment equally safe. The decision means a great deal as a step toward the reduction. If not ultimate elimination. i the heavy loss of life among railroad operatives swing t to ebswnc of such safety appliance. In view of tnaaa of evidence It is recommended that prohibited by law. i'tutrJ 0EF uu CREAM f.latSo front Crapca Approved by physicians and food officials, bolli Stale and National Awarded highest honors by the great World's Expositions, and proved of superior strength and purity by the official tests SEEING OMAHA. Springfield Monitor: In trying to get something for nothing a would-be sport was stung for 1,900 in a poker game in Omaha. He then caused the arrest of the men whose money he was trying to win. He doubtless would have taken that amount without making t very large "holler" had th gam gone the other way. Central City Nonpareil: Omaha is squealing because of the treatment it Is receiving In this campaign and the World-Herald tearfully pleads for "Justice." We don't understand. It has been the boast of Dahlman's supporters that he has "put Omaha on the map." Is Omaha complaining because of the loca tion he has selected for herT Wayne Herald: The optimism, unity and determination of a place counts for more in the building of a city than a favorable location. Omaha had no more desirable site for a metropolis than NebarBka City, but the latter was too slow and Indifferent. Omaha was backed by active boosters and venturesome capitalists from th start. It wasn't Omaha's location, but lta pluck and push that gave It a big lead. Kearney Hub: An Omaha newspa per admonishes the people of Ne braska to remember that Omaha is part of -Nebraska. By that same sign It would not be out ef place to remind th citizens of Omaha that there Is a very large Nebraska outside of that city that Is entitled to consideration. If tb Issue "The State -vs. "Omaha" Is raised w Imagine that Omaha newspapers and politicians will not be wholly blameless. PERSONAL NOTES. Premier Btolypln has gone up In an aeroplane, but lots of eminent Russians have descended more swiftly. P. J. Swain, a Mercer county (Pa.) vet eran, while at Gettysburg recently, paid Mlsa Agnes MoAUIster for twelve loaves of bread he stole from th McAllister oven at the time of the Gettysburg battle. Miss Bell Honan, one of Ireland's wealthy women, has given 250,000 to Cork university to establish free scholarships. It was her brother who gave 2260,000 to found a home at Cork for Impoverished business men. Radium la growing cheaper. Sir William Ramsey, in a recent London lecture, stated that the present market price is only $2,100,000 an ounce a drop of $900,000 from the quotation given out by scientists in January last. The annual slaughter of hunters Is now In full swlngin the Maine woods. It brings to the front again the curious fact that the gunner who would miss a real deer never falls to hit the Individual whom he mistakes for a deer. Mayor Alexander of Put-In-Bay appears to be both th Pooh Bah and th Admirable Crlchton of his jurisdiction. In addition to the larger offlco he Is oororier. Justice of the peace, landlord of the leading hotel, ao tor, musician, admiral of the local fleet, notary public, director of the improvement association, president of the Board of Health and chairman of the Perry's victory centennial commute. Every Woman Will Eventually Vote for GOLD DUST Every woman in this broad land should have her rights should do less work should use more GOLD DUST.: The woman who now uses GOLD DUST perhaps limits its use to one or two things washing dishes or cleaning floors. She should extend its aid to every form of household cleaning. (Sec package for the hundred and one things it's good for.) The woman who doesn't use GOLD DUST is in a 6ad way. She is doing more work, and making it harder far, than is necessary. GOLD DUST will relieve her of all the hard part of rubbing and scrubbing because it will do that part of the task itself, and leave her time for other of fl 0 J 1 1 e nermanuoia duties. liuy a l package GOLD DUST todav and learn why every woman will eventually vote for it. GOLD DUST is old in tS i4c and large pack. gc$. The lare package offers greater economy. Made by THE N. K. Makers of FAIRY the overwlielming antagonistic to alum. ita use In baking powder State Stimtt Cesumrfr RrparL fp LINES TO A LAUGH. "Why Is It that blondes always have th preference over brunettes? It Isn't fair!" "Hut can you reasonably expert brunette! to hav a fair shew? 'Baltimore Ameri can. "What's a dilemma?" asked one smal boy. . x "Well," replied the other, "It's somethlni like this: If your father says he'll punlsr you If you don't let yotir mother cut youi hair, that's a dilemma." Washington Star "They tell me your extremely affable ao. qualntance, Mr. Plunk, is dreadfully dls agreeable to his family." "Yes, he's a book agent abroad and 1 wolf at home." Cleveland Plain, I ealer. "Cholly fought a duel lately with wai bullets." "oh. dear me! I hope none of then struck him In the head Baltimore Ameri can. "Right along here." said the chauffeur a they tore along a dusty road In the teetl of a strong wind." we get a more exten slve landscape than anywhere else on thli run." "Yes," hoarsely grumbled the man In tin back seat; "I'm getting more landsrapt along here than I can swallow!" Chicago Tribune. "If the young king of Portugal goes to work to get his Job back" "Yea?" "He'll have to do some Manuel labor, won't he?" Baltimore American. A member of the faculty of a New Eng land university tells of a freshman who was asked by on of the professors whether he had proved a certain proposition In iiuclld. Well, sir," responded th freshman, "'proved is a strong., word, , . But I will say that I have rendereQ It' highly rprel able."-Harper s Weekly. BABIES. '; J. M. Lewis lu Houston Post Babiei short And babies tall. iJon't you somehow Love them all! Babies fat And babies thin. Babies with A toothless grin, Babies with Wee teeth and white, Babies dark Amu babies 11,'ht, Bauies with Glad glinting eyes, Babies sud And full of cries, Babies with dark Or yellow hair, Babies with (heir Wee polls all bare. . Babies that all itiboiied go, Babies garbed In calico; Babies strong And babies weak. Babies bold And babies meek, Babies well And babies 111, Bahl loud And babies still. Babies with (Straight limbs and strong, Babies with limbs Somehow gone wrong Crippled babies! Bless your soul, I have fallen In a hole Nothing hurts tine's heart so much As a baby With a crutch! Anyhow Hhort babies or tall Well or 111 I love them all! lM th, COLD DUST TWINS do four untk" 1 . FAIRBANK COMPANY SOAP, the oval cake n o