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They have now discovered typhoid
In fregh fruit Well, give us the
typhoid, then.
In N,ew Hampshire they nominate
and then draw up their platforms.
That ought to suit the south.
Has It occurred to those Chicago
waiters demanding higher tips to ap.
ply to their employers for more pay?
A scientist tells us that the oceans
hold enough gold to allow $24,000,000
to each person. Think of the time
old Dan McGlnty must he having. Oh
you mermaid!
"Bryan to Aid Kansas Democrats,'
says a headline in the Kansas City
Star. How, by staying out of the state
during the campaign?
"Rollnlnn la a nparl ' nhaarvpa
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church paper. Yes, of greatest price.
That Is why it should not be cheap
encd by pretense or lip-service.
My, Just suppose Mr. Bryan had
found out in 1896 or 1900, or 1908,
that Jim Dahlman was not a prohibi
tionist, what would have happened?
"The way to get money is to work
for It," says an old-fashioned business
man. -He would have a nice time Im
pressing that on several Illinois legis
lators. V
The Boston Herald, in commenting
on Chicago's growth, says "It ia the
metropolis of the west." Then Bos
ton has found out that there la a west
further away than the eastern bound
ary of New York. Possibly this came
to It when Omaha rose up as its com
petitor in the wool business.
Now, the country Is to witness a lay'
Woman's missionary movement, on the
same general plan of the layman's
movement, which came to such a
fruitful culmination last winter. These
are the signs of the times that denote
a militant Christianity, and say to the
pulpit, "Come on, for the pew is
ready."
The Louisville Courier-Journal
speaks of William . Archer, "who re
cently looked out a car window and
wrote a book on 'Through Afro
America.' " We have too many of
these skin-deep experts writing books
and articles in cheap magazines today
for the good of the world that is seek
ing the truth. But It seems to pay.
The humor of the whole Lorlmer
situation comes out in the move of the
senator's lawyers for a delay In the
hearing on the ground that to hold a;
now might prejudice the chances of
re-election of some of the indicted leg
islators. Now, wouldn't It be a down
right shame to do anything that would
encompass the defeat of one of these
unselflsh patriots?
The church used to send Its medl-
ocre men and women' to the foreign, 1 where this training la most needed,
fields, but today it seeks out the best ! The manual training high schools are
talent it can get for the missionary's! doing excellent work In their way, but
.work Is a world's work. The same they are part of the "higher" educa
rule should apply to. church semi- Uonal system. The children who drop
naries, where young men are trained.
for the ministry, at home and abroad.
- Semlnarlea should not be used aa
'dumping grounda for superannuated
, preachers. Tower and ability and up-to-date
aggressiveness are required to
train these students. Worn-out forces
will not do.
The Mi i6i on of America,
In his speech at the Omaha Field
club Theodore Roosevelt said that In
his travels through Europe he found
the subject of chief interest among all
people to be America and its mission
to the world.
The eyes of every nation are tamed
toward this one, to see whether it is
going to fall or succeed. The op
pressed of every nation are looking to
America as the hope of their relief and
wishing It success. The reactionaries
among the ruling classes hope It will
fall, for If It does not their system of
government must. And Colonel
Roosevelt declared that If America
does fail In this great universal mis
sion, then the c.use of mankind would
be retarded for many years.
Cardinal Vannutelll, the papal le
gate, while In Omaha declared Amer
ica to be the real leader of the nations,
and that as went America, so goes
much of the world. America leads.
others follow. In the leadership of
America he beholds the hope of man
kind and he expressed the fervent
hope that America would not fall.
This great thought expressed by two
great thinkers, one the representative
of the peerless republic itself, the
other from imperial Europe, ought to
be taken up by Americans everywhere
In sober earnestness. It ought to Im
press them, those in high station or
low, with the solemn rights and duties
and responsibilities of sovereign citi
zenship. It is one of the biggest
thoughts before them and before the
world today. We are prone to vaunt
our national greatness and say we
know no such thing aa failure. But
failure may know us and may come to
us whenever we cease to realize the
mission of America or falter in follow
ing out the performance of that
mission.
Today the test suggested by Colonel
Roosevelt is before this country.
There is one way to meet it, and that
is by finding out the right and doing
it. That right is not to be found in
civil strife or internal dissension; not
to be found in social dereliction or po
litical corruption; not to be found In
the system of money power in politics;
not to be found in class legislation nor
in the bigotry of religious intolerance,
Of this last there Is little danger, for
we as a people and a nation have
fought out with ourselves the question
of religious as well as civil liberty.
But there is danger to be apprehended
in some of the other aspects of the
question. We may as easily avoid
that danger, however, as we did that
of ecclesiastical intolerance.
Any citizen of America who does
not see in this great mission a per
sonal responsibility does not compre
hend Its import. It is well that Theo
dore Roosevelt, and Cardinal Vannu
telll have helped us to see the truth
and we believe with His Eminence
that America will not fail,, that It
will meet the test and give to those
oppressed of other nations In their
struggle for liberty, the powerful in
ftuence of its example for which they
look and which they need, and that it
will fulfill its part as the hope of man-
kind in working out the destiny of the
t
race and teaching oppressive rulers
that they must give up their code of
ethics and annul every statute that
does not rest upon the basic principle
of all law and American Justice "the
greatest good to the greatest number."
Vocational Training
ine traae scnooi is not a new or
untried venture. It has been tested
for a number of years abroad and has
thoroughly proven its efficiency. That
it has not yet been more generally
adopted in the United States, and made
a part of our public school system, Is
not especially to our credit. The neg
lect of thla Important branch of edu
catlonal endeavor may perhaDa be
ascribed to the happy-go-lucky habit
of Americans In choosing vocation by I
chance rather than by purpose.
The time haa come to us when we
can no longer neglect the very essen
tial work of training boys and girls
along lines that will be In the direction
of their life work. It ia not proposed to
abandon any of the fundamentals of
education for the purpose of providing
this supplementary training. The
vocational school will provide ample
instruction in the useful branches of
learning, and In addition will furnish
knowledge of applied mechanics or do
mestic science to those who most need
them, so that when the children come
to leave school and go out to become
wage earners they will already have a
start along lines that will render them
useful from the very beginning of their
active life In the world. Nor is it In
tended that thla vocational training
shall operate In any way to close the!went 'urther lno details: "But. not
way to higher education. The boy or
girl who is ambitious to achieve the
heights of learning may still do so
through the medium of the public
school
The question to be determined Is
when the vocational training shall be-
: gln- Experience haa proven that a
Iarge Percentage of the children at-
tending public schools do not advance
beyond the seventh or eighth grades.
This would seem to indicate that here
out of school after they have finished
the grammar grades get no benefit
whatever from the manual training
provided in the high school, and they
re rt-auy ine ones it Is desired to
reach by vocational training. Bo the
system, if it is to be adopted, should
be so adjusted that it will come la with
the instruction that ia now afforded
the last two years of the grade schools
and before the high school period
begins.
It is also essential that this voca
tional training be afforded in connec
tion with the public school system and
not as a private charge. Under pri
vate control the pupil is open to the
Injustice of private exploitation, and
our educational system should be so
arranged aa to furnish the greatest
possible liberty of choice to the Indi
vidual along with the most thorough
training in the fundamentals of both
mental and manual usefulness.
We Are Getting Healthier.
Official reports that the death rate
in the United States for the last year
was the lowest in the history of the
country must prove the results of this
vast campaign against, disease that ia
being waged by city, state and nation,
systematically and with scientific di
rection. It Is the, fruit of the anti
tuberculosis warfare, the pure food
laws, the general legislation for im
proving sanitary conditions and laws
conserving the health of factory em
ployes, affording them shorter hours
and better conditions of labor. It Is
most gratifying to be able to note such
splendid tangible evidence that we, as
a people, are on the right track; that
we are not blindly pursuing an empty
trail.
And the federal government has
only begun to take up this work. The
president has urged upon congress the
importance of establishing a depart
ment of healtn, and in all probability
It will follow out his recommendations
very soon. This department will
oversee and direct all the organized
agencies for Improving health and will
add tremendously to the effective in
fluence of all of them.
Certainly this is practical work for
a government to do, practical for a
city or a state to do. It is a work of
conservation in which all men may en
gage with equal Interest. It Is a benefi
cent government that undertakes
such a. work upon bo elaborate and
scientific a scale. It beats all the
quack nostrums of .political and social
reform that ambitious Individuals may
advocate. Improving the man's
physical condition is only another way
of helping him to Improve his social
and political condition. Vice is not
necessarily Indigenous to a delicate
body, but the cheerfulness of a well-
ordered physique has its moral effect.
Old and New Church Muiic.
At last one of the great evangelical
churches has discarded the old mis
sionary hymn, "From Greenland's Icy
Mountains," from its latest hymnal.
Yet paradoxical as this may seem, It
yet Is scarcely more radical than the
embargo long ago levied upon other
old hymns of similar fitness and In
spiring power. Gradually the
church ia supplanting the old
time hymns with new songs and
a atyle of music that is called
classic anthems, sung ry paid sing
ers. But who that has felt the in
spiration of "From Greenland's Icy
Mountains to India's Coral Strand"
will deny that Its words and its music
are not typically missionary and most
suited for use in this age of aggressive
missionary enterprise? Instead of dis
carding this old slogan of religious
propaganda It would seem that the
church would be devising ways of in
creasing Its popularity, for what bet
ter expresses, or could better express,
the spirit of the missionary zeal that
bas today crystallized into the "for
ward movement" than this old hymn?
There has always been a question as
to the superiority of latter-day church
music over that of the yesterdays. For
deep piety and soul-stirring expression
It is seriously to be doubted if the new
can half compare with the old. There
was a depth of meaning In those old
songs, which some of the newer ones
do not possess, and as to the popular
solo of today, while it may afford
facility for the display of vocal gym
nastics and facial contortions, In too
many cases.it falls, to make much im
pression oq the congregation. Words
ar swallowed in sound and the spirit
of the piece sacrificed to the ambition
of the singer. It will not be long until
the Doxology will be as strange in all
churches aa it Is in some if the present
tendency keeps up.
The Ego and the Garment
"As costly thy habit as thy purse
can buy," said sage Polonlus In bidding
farewell to budding Laertes, who was
about to set forth on a Joarney from
Elsloore to Parla, even then the gay
capital of the world's frivolities. Then
Polonlus, garrulous old greybeard,
j expressed in fancy. Kicn, not sauuy."'
he continued, "for the apparel oft pro
claims the man." And. as In Shakea
peare'a day, so even now, "fine feath
ers do not make fine birds," while the
apparel oft proclaims the individual.
But now cornea a Chicago man with
the proclamation . that the garment
should be cut to fit the individuality of
its wearer. The clothes of the future
are to en press character. Instead of
my lady being hobbled because some
quidnunc In a dressmaking establish
ment haa declared this to be the fash-
Ion, she will determine what particu
lar cast her ego most affects, and her
gown anal! be cut to suit. Thus we
are to have a reform In feminine tog
gery, at least
The fair young thing'
with soulful yearnings, the madonna!
m.'ltti Mm,A . w - I
w.vm wei wwwi uiviiiri i.vr, ia ma
tron of Junoesque proportions and an
eye upon the ballot, and th good
natured girl of any age, whoae mission
la life la to banish worry and drive dull
cars Into a dark corner, will no longer
be uniformed according to the dictates
6f an arbitrary fashion. They will. In
fact, be permitted to apparel them
selves expressively, so that "he who
runs may read," and the most u nob
serving of passereby will know her
nature by a fleeting glance at "lovely
woman" as she glides along the thor
oughfare upon some mission bent.
Whether this is going to be ex
tendej to mere man may give us pause.
For so long a time has man been held
within the confinea so rigid that the
"conventional black" describes his gar
ment of gladness we hesitate at the
thought of what might happen were
he permitted to make his selection of
clothes fancy free and with an eye
solely to exhibiting In his garb what
he conceives to be his character.
It may be that this Chicago re
former has gone too far.
Whitlockism Expoied.
The Interior of Chicago, a militant
church organ, Is one of the great
moral agencies that Is not deceived by
that school of sentimental city admin
istrators represented by the late
"Golden Rule" Jones and the present
Mayor Brand Whltlock of Toledo. In
an editorial It clearly exposes the
whole sham of this "holier-than-thou"
propaganda, which has been so emi
nently successful In concealing from a
credulous people Its real mission
self-aggrandizement.
The Interior points out that between
1890 and 1900 Toledo gained In popu
lation 61 per cent, while between
1900 and 1910 it gained only 28 per
cent, being surpassed by Columbus aa
the third city in the state. It was this
last decade during which Jones and
Whltlock have served aa mayors. As
the interior puts it, "The latter period
Is the period of the ascendency of sen
timental mayors too weak to deal
squarely with vice and law-breaking."
Do results count?
"Quite a few of the good citizens of
Toledo have been accustomed to boast
that their town has attained ideal
municipal government under the sway
of its famous mayors," says ' the In
terior. "The Whltlock and Jones no
tion Is to be sweet toward everybody
and not be harsh about anything a
rule which neither mayor ever violated
except to denounce two classes
preachers and rich men. Of course,
this artificial complexion of felicity
has appealed vastly to sentimentalists
for sentimental reasons, and to the
people who make their living by crime
and vice for reasons not sentimental."
Then the Interior adda that some of
the clean people are now about to
awake from the dream into which
Jones and Whltlock lulled them and
wonder If, after all, Toledo, with Its
wide-open vicious policy of Whitlock
ism and Its heavy falling off in gain of
population are really the- evidencea
and the attributes of the "best gov
erned city in the world."
This certainly, is an effective exposi
tion of the sham these political fakers
have been practicing on the people,
and for what? Do not the people see
that It is for nothing except the selfish
interests of the self-styled "reform
ers?" This thing haa become epi
demic In this country, and often men
or newspapers that refuse to be
swayed by every such gust of senti-
mentallsm are denounced by some up
start, with not enough business of his
own to keep him from meddling with
that of other people. But what Is to
be said of the leading organ of one of
the leading church denominations of
the country when It comes out with
such a complete denunciation of Jones
lam and Whitlockism, which in other
cities and other states might go by a
dozen different names?
If the people did not want to be de
ceived by these charlatans they would
not be. After the Reno prize fight
Whltlock came out in one of his syn
dicate articles with a denunciation of
the anti-fight sentiment as a "recrudes
cence of Anglo-Saxon morality," say
ing that "meanwhile in the tenements
and slums half the children die before
the age of 6 years. Furthermore, last
year, by the Industrial machines of
the country, half a million men were
killed or maimed."
And his followers shouted his
praises. "Great man, that." But did
they atop to Inquire what he, as the
mayor of a great city, waa doing to
check or overcome these evil condi
tions? - There is the trouble. People
are too easily swept off their feet by
some vagrant wave of sentimental elo
quence that happens to strike their
idle fancy without touching their
minds. Perhaps ne mayor in the
United States has done less to correct
these evil conditions, or this highly
esteemed church paper would not dare
to declare that Whltlock Is "too weak
to deal squarely with vice and law
breaking." When will the people
i learn ?
One of the chief obstacles to real
reform and genuine civic virtue la the
fake reformer and his sham policies.
When the prison authorities found
money in the possession of C. W.
Morse they placed him on a milk and
bread diet. Outside the prisons the
order is Just the reverse. When a
man finds himself possessed of money
he gets off the milk and bread diet and
goea to eating roast beef.
Some reference waa made In theae
columns recently to an Invitation that
Galveston had sent forth to all the
world to repair thither and make note
of the triumphs that had been achieved
under the Galveaton plan of city gov
ernment. And now comes the United
States census and shows that Qalras-
ton has decreased In population during
that period. It Is barely possible that
this loos In population la not due to
the workings of the commission form
of government, but, at any rate, It is
not likely to be held out as an Induce
ment to other cities to come Into the
Galveston plan.
Discontent la a righteous thing
when It denotes a restless ambition
for moral and material betterment, but
an unrighteous thing when it simply
means chronic complaint with condi
tions as they are and sordid ambition
for selfish rain. ,
Balance Wreaajr Sid.
Washington Poet.
Th swapping of American money for
European experience has made a record
dent In 'the country' trade balance thla
year. .
Will She Sort-am f
Cleveland Plain Dealer,
When lovely woman adopt the recom
mendation of the Department ot Agriculture
and keep a microscope for kitchen ue
there Is going to b a bad case of hysterics
In the culinary department the flrat time
she turns the Internment on a piece ot rip
cheese.
First f Presidential Vetoee.
Boston Herald.
Now that congress will soon have the
duty of making a new apportionment of the
houi of reprentatlva. It Is lntereatlng
to recall that the flrat veto by any presi
dent waa called forth from Washington
when he disapproved of tha reapportion
ment following the census of 17M).
T6 I. C. Idea.
Indianapolis New.
The Illlnol Central Idea that the more
workman la paid the lea efficient ha
becomes must also mean that the less he
is paid the more efficient tie became.
Thus to have men work without any wag
at all would not only give the best service.
but would alio provide the fattest div
idend. It Is surprising- that somebody
did not think of this Ions ego.
Booat for Political Moral.
Philadelphia Ledger. '
Secretary Wilson haa aet a good example
which la not likely to be followed by the
rest of th administration, but It would be
better for the morals of national politicians,
if not for their pocketbooks. If they were
obliged to pay postage for the "educational"
material which they scatter broadcast
throughout the country. Mr. Wilson' re
fusal to use the department malllitg franft
for the distribution of hi political speeches
is to be commended, but it will require
something more urgent than the reward of
a good conscience to make his example
popular among his colleagues.
PAT PEES FOR "REFOH31KRS."
Sweet Rewards for Zeal In Kaaaaa
Dry Brit.
I. T. Martin In Leslie's Weekly.
Few people, away from Kansas, are
familiar with a side of th prohibition
queation in that state which accounts for
th "seal" of many a belled "reformer."
That Is th system of fees In connection
with the operation of tha law. The Kansas
prohibitory law provides no salary for an
assistant attorney general, permitting him
to live off free quarter and pillage from
whatever funds he may compel men to pay
him. The office of assistant attorney gen
eral 1a perhaps the most sought after of
fice within the gift ot the state, Wyan
dotte county, for Instance, harlng two as
sistant attorneys general, devoting their
entire time to the prohibitory law. It Is a
matter of record In at least on county
that no man charged with unlawfully sell
ing liquor has ver served out a complete
Jail sentence, If he had the Toney not to
pay th fin, but to pay the attorney fee
awarded to the assistant attorney general,
the records of that particular county show
ing that more than 820,000 had been col
lected In such fees within a period of two
years.
SERMONS BOILED DOWN.
It's no us preaching on sunshin if you
live in th fog.
Faith is often the sens for facts aa
set above all fallacies.
It's always tomorrow's burden that
breaks th back of today.
No man has so many friends he can af
ford to despise any of them.
There Is a lot of difference between see
ing to do and doing In order to be sn.
Many who fear to walk under a ladder
use on quickly enough to climb a law.
Some get so anxious over Impending
storms that they shut out all present sun
light. Th best way to meat some foes Is to
lay them out first and ague with them
afterwards.
Few things make us mora sealous
against motes than the possesion ot good
sited beams.
Nothing will cur your own spiritual ail
ments quicker than cara for another fel
low's real needs.
If faces ar ticket to heaven, It will
tak a long Journey befor some saints art
admitted to happiness.
Th aense of th sinfulness of th world
Is often only th feeling that everyone
must be sick because I do not fel well.
Chicago Tribun.
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.
Washington Herald: A Boston clergyman
calls Newpoft "th vestibule of hades."
But there are an awful lot of people wait
ing on the porch. (
6t. Paul Dispatch: Some of th Minne
apolis churches ar planning a megaron.
They had better hasten to explain that It!
la a place of amusement before some of j
their members think It Is a subscription.
Chicago Tribun: A Kentucky clergyman j
waa voted unfit for a pulpit by his congr-;
gallon because h played baa ball. With- j
out dope on hla ability as a preacher or his;
batting avarag w can, nevertheless, aav j
that a baae ball player ned not necessarily'
b unfitted to aav souls. Look at Billy J
Sunday? Th preacher In queation ha re
'nd and h will doubtless be snapped up!
by ona ot th minor leagu teams.
Springfield Republican: No less than'
fifty-seven Methodist clergymen, for th 1
most part young and vigoro'ta. have an
nounced to th upper Iowa Methodist con-1
ference their decision not to acrvpt chsrpe.'
for another term. They, will quit the
ministry entirely and engage in (eculaT i
rail nga, their grievance being that salaries
paid them as clergymen ar too small to
maintain their families according to a de
cent standard of living and to educate
their children as they dentr.
Our Birthday Book
toptoaab 88, 1810.
Stephen B.- Elklns, 1'nlted tates senator
from West Virginia, was born Kplnibr
85. 1641. He Is a native of Ohio. U Is a
wealthy coal mtn operator and on of th
questions of th day 1 whthr h will b
father-la-law to th orowa prtac f ItaJy.
PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE.
Boston waa 880 years old on the 11th Inst.
Th venerable patriarch of cities may feel
It age, but doem t look It.
Ilualnesa booster of Niagara Falls man
aged to send the foolklller out of the coun
try while a t'levelunder was navigating the
rapid.
Chicago haa le than half the population
of Near York, but turn more business Into
th postofflc and excludes horse cara from
th streets.
Th poet who wrote. "Th heart of lovln.
woman la a golden sanctuary." can obtain
Interesting Inside Information by consulting
Dob Chanler.
The famous melody, "Take Hack Your
Oold." has not been rendered Into French,
consequently It does not appear on Mme.
Cavaltert's repertoire.
Twlc In seven years the statue of Henry
Clay at Lexington, K, has been struck
by lightning. Thla la showing a discourag
ing preference for a "dead one."
According to an Illinois Central offliie,
th efficiency of a workman decreases a
his wag a Increase. Emphasis on wages.
It Is the other way with workmen who got
salaries.
It was the deft touch of genius that
dimmed the light at the cardinals ban
quet, enabling the governor's colonels to
shine with surpassing brilliance in 'new
uniforms.
A New England corn show? Never heard
of uch a thing? Well, it Is the real article
and will be open for business at Worcester.
Mass., November T to 1. Leonard B. Clor
of Indiana I general manager.
Th newspaper men who watched Arch
bishop Ireland "taking notes" and his sub
sequent translation of tli addre.-s In French
of Cardinal Vannutelll at the Omaha ban
quet could not repress professional sighs
of regret for the fame he would hav won
as a "long-hand" reporter.
Baron Han Von Klelehreder, a young
German of distinguished family, after sv
eral months stay In New York and
vicinity, dropped this bouquet before sail
ing for home: "I think the American girl
adorable. She possesaea thos charms that
are at once the hallmarks of good brcedlnu
and man's ultimata destruction." Had th
baron moved a few hundred mile Into the
Interior and met the real American girl his
destruction would lead to a padded cell.
"JP"
Rudyard Kipling In American Magazine.
"If you can keep your head when all about
you
jAre losing theirs and blaming It on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men
doubt you.
But make allowances for their doubting,
too;
If you can wait and not b tired by waiting.
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give away to hating,
And yet don't look loo good, nor talk
too wise;
"If you can dream and not make dreams
your master:
If you can think and not make thoughts
your aim,
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the
same.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've
ppoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for
fools.
Or watoh the things you gave your life to,
broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn
out tools;
"If you can make on heap of all your
winnings
And risk it on on turn of pitch-and-toss,
And loae, and start again at your bs-
glnnlngs
And never breath a word about your
loss;
If you wit fore your heart and nerve
anil sinew
To serve your, turn long after they ar
gone.
And so hold on when there Is nothing in
you
Except the Will which says to them:
Hold on"
"If you can talk with crowds and keep
your virtue.
Or walk with kings nor lose th com
mon touch, ,
If neither toes nor loving friends can hurt
you,
If all men count with you, but none too
much; '
If you can fill th unforgiving minute
With alxty seconds' worth of distance
run.
Yours is the earth and everything that's
in it,
And which is more you'll be a man,
my eon!"
Copyright, 1310. by Rudyard Kipling.
Coutant & Squires' Coal Offlco
Removed to 210 South 17th Street
Our Hard Coal Is tho Scranton
Row Is tha Time to Buy. Telephones Doug. 930; Ind. A-1 930
From the first we have aimed to conduct the best musio
store in this city. It was a leas difficult task for us than
for others. We gained a great advantage from the famous
pianos we denl in. These are the world leaders:
Hason & Ham in, Kranich & Bach, Krauker, A. B. Chase,
Kimball, Bath & Lane, Cable-Nelson, Hallet &
Davis, Me I Mil s & Clark, etc.
Being the distributing house for the Wext of the recog
nized greatest Piano manufacturers in the world, we are
able to offer benefits in the way of fine selections, rock bot
torn prices, guarantees and accomodations not possible to
other music dealers.
You can buy here the very instrument you would prefer
to have in your home for much loss than a similar grade
would cost elsewhere.
Shrewd buyers like our bargain department. Some
beautiful pianos are offered at prices about cut in two. The
following are only a few specimens:
Group of high grade uprights
$400 and $450 valut-a; nearly
new; special to close $225
I-arge groups of second hand
pianos. Many only bad slight use
All famous makes.
Cut to $115, $125, $13)
SMALL MONTHLY V
SMALL MONTHLY
A. HOSPE CO-
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DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES.
"A woman should
share her husband s
worries ent aorrowa'
"Fur eh should, if she hadn t mrrld
him. he wouldn't hav any." Cleveland
Leader.
"Is this a love match?"
"It ought to be. If the lover conies up ti
the iHTatch." Chicago Tribune.
"No, 1 can never he your wife. '
"What? Am 1 never to be known as the
husband of the beautiful Mrs. Smith?
She succumbed Upplncott s.
"Po these Englishmen understand Ameri
can slans?"
"Some of them do. Why?"
"My daughter Is to be married In London
and the duke hits cabled me to com
across "
'Does he mean m or my wnd? ' Courier
Journal. "1 want to marrv your daughter."
"It I very foolleh of you.''
Why?''
"1 cannot begin to support you In tin
tle to which you have been accustomed.
Houston Tost.
"Now, mv boy." s-ald the Sunday school
Niiperlntemiont to n hiU'it pupil, "whal
Is meant by false doctrine?''
It's when the doctor aives the wrene
medlilne to people who are sick." answeird
the little fellow. Washington Star.
Candidate "What a fine baby!"
Habv "Aw. klos me big sister!
l-he
likes It and I don t."Judge.
Mrs. Jones- I wonder why they call
them Intelligence offices!
Mr. Jones (embittered by sundry expe
riences with migratory oooks They prob
ably call them intelligence offices because
anybody coming from them hasn't any.
Baltimore American.
Father-1 must study thai young man of
vonrs, daughter. I want to see how he
take hold of things that Interest him.
Daughter All right, dad. Just pop out
suddenly on the plana si.me night. Chi
caao News.
IQaSSSa!
ies I
Glasses
In Time
Save Sight
Neglect to have them properly
examined may cause a lifetime of
sorrow and regret.
Small disorders grow more ser
Ioub every day. There Is satisfac
tion in knowing for sure that your
eyes are all right.
WK CAN TELL YOU
Hufeson Optical Co.
213 South 10th St,
BMS5x&BssBBB9B9fl
a a
Humphreys' Seventy-Seven
Breaks tip Grip and
"The First Feeling"
The "first-feeling" of a Cold is las
situde and weakness, as If some ser
ious illness was pending, the strength
seems to give out and you wonder what
Is coming. You have had this feeling
lots of times and did not recognise It
as a precursor of a Cold. Don't wait
till your bones begin to ache, take
Humphreys' "Seventy-seven" at once,
and break up your Cold.
Handy for Sightseers, fits the vest
pocket. All Druggists 25c.
Humphdey's Homeo. Medicine Co., Cor.
William and Ann Streets, New York.
All Piano Buyers
Prefer to Deal
With the
Leading
Store
Ours is
the Leader
Five brand new pianos; always
sold around $300. We allow ex
change In two years on any other
piano with full allowance of
money paid flIC
only 911
Ceveral uprights of highest grade.
Designs modern, but dropped
from latest catalogues; values
up to $500, offered
now for )ul)
PAYMKNTS ACCKl'TKI).
ltuuglaa Street,
COLOS