6. TTIK BKK: OMAHA. THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER .22. 1910. The umaiia Daily Hee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD IvOBEWATfcll. VICTOR HOSE WATER, EDITOR. Kntered at Omalii postoffica ss second tlass matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, l'ally Ree.ilncludlng' unduy). per week i;c 1'aily Be (without Hunda), per weea..lOc laily lee (without Sunday), one year. .$' iaily toea and Sunday, one yer ; DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Kienlna: Bee (without Sunday), per week c Evening Hee (with Hun Jay), per week.loc Sunday bee. one year - tgaturoey Kee, one year 1 Addict's all complaints of It regularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. fouth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Wuffa 1& Boott Street. Lincoln bIH Little building. Chicago IMA Marquette MUlldlng. New York Rooms 1101-llust No. i West Thirty-tnird Street. W aalilngton Vii Fourteenth Street, N. . CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to newa and ed itorial matter ekould be sddressed; Omaha boa. Editorial Kepartment. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. pre or poatal order payable to The Be Publishing Company, only 2-cenl stamps receld in payment or mall accounts. Bersonal checks eicept on Omaha and eaatern eschange not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State ol Nebraska. Douglas County, ss.. George b. iEHcliuck. treasurer ol ine Bee fubllxhlna t.wupany, ortng uuiy noil), ssys that the actual number of tuii and complete copies of The Daily, Morn ing, Evening and Sunday Bee punted dur ing tile luontu of August. m. waa "" lows: . . .a,s7r . ..a,4to ...4S.470 ...a,sio ...4S.SO0 . . .4a,40 ...40,000 44,700 ) 43,480 It 43,860 it 43,000 jiv 40,100 ga 43,640 (1 43,880 24 43,400 S .41,800 .49,330 2i ,,...43,300 24 43,480 27 i.... 43.490 21 ....40.100 2 43,880 10 43.440 l 48,999 I .....4,?30 11 48,780 13 48.040 It ...48,730 n,M0 la.. .V 16. ....43,100 ' Total...........;..... Returned Cor lea... .... 14,887 Net Totat..... 1,818.443 Daily Average.... 48,433 , QEORGK B. TZSCHUCK. Treaaurer. Subscribed In my preaence and sworn to before me tbla lat day of September, 1910. M. B. WALKER, ; Notary Public. akwerlkcra !! tem porarily ehoald kaft The Bee anatUd t them. Address' will be vkamaed aa often aw reaested. Chancellor Lay dogaedi ref lists to be smoked out. - s . ' That makes two Malncs that will have to be rained. Jaekpotters never ask whether the money is tainted or not. Kansas City has its Haddon Hall but ha it a Dorothy Vernon to iut In it? I If this thing keeps up Illinois will have to order a new supply of sweat boxes. i' Colonel sees "Light In Texas." Prob ably Saturday night's illumination in Kan Antonio. Omaha will offer the cardinal weather that even Italy might be proud to claim. Sobriety, we learn. Is on the increase in Great Britain. We had hoped Cousin John would brace up. Strange how all these candidates on all parties are for one thing in com mon the dear people. Mr. Hitchcock apparently believes that (he campaign In Nebraska Is not confined to a single issue. The Illinois man named John Totter cannot be blamed for insisting that his friends do not refer to him as 'Jack Potter." A St. Louis Ppst-Dlspatch poet re cently wrote a "Farewell to Summer. We imagine he has had time to rp'jnt re this. . The St. Louis Olobe-Deniocj it nays it Is time to compare cities in some- thing else beside population. Second the motion. What if the press dispatches had failed to bring us that bit of news that Mrs. Howard Chandler Christy visited her husband That St. Louis girl iho rejected the European nobleman and accepted the plain American probably could uot be abown by his dukelets. A southern paper says that kissing is as old as bathing. Older, we imagine. Adam and Eve, we under stand, never took a bath. Cleveland woman who stole a pair of silk stockings pleaded that sh did it to feed her children. Wouldn't a loaf of bread have been better? One-half the people of Oneida county. New York, we learn, live In the city of Utlca. The suburban districts of Oneida must be very uninviting. "Rendition and Revolution," shouts an I-Told-You-So patriot from Maine. Better look out now. Remember what a similar alliteration did to Mr. Blaine. Champ Clark, in his pre-season work of revising the rules of congress, has, ws understand, not invited the aid or consent of any other democrat I on earth. i "All Asia rejoices in your election cabled W. J. B. when Jim Dahlman was elected . mayor of Omaha and the Peerless Leader w aa gliding around the globe. - But, what a difference Just a few years niaka. 1 Reciprocity wi.a Canada. The entire country seems to be gratified at the action of President Taft I in hastening negotiation for a lcl proclty treaty with Canada it really is the first actual step In the direction of better trade relations betwem this country and the Dominion that could be takei, for Canada nss r-?;elled previous advances made. by the I nited St.it s. Now our nortnern neighbors are ready for business. This action oy the president ought to have the effect of allaying some of the anxiety apparent in New England state before their fall elections, and yet this is the last consideration to give to it. Its value and popularity does not rest upon its relations to any party's political fate. It is a measure of far-reaching Importance to the business Interests of the nation, one which has long been demanded, but never brought within our reach until President Taft threw the wels.pt' of his personal zeal into the balance. The prfbldent, In order fo facilitate action, has obtained consent of Am bassador Bryce to waive tbe formality of negotiating through the British embassy, making It possible for our diplomats to deal directly with. Sir Wilfred Laurler. This Insures much speedier results. When it comes to the matter of delay in bringing about such a treaty, entire blame should not rest upon the United States. Much of it, especially of late, belongs to Canada. In fact, most of It in the last two years. Can ada -has been rather independent in suggesting terms of agreement. Even now, while the Dominion government favors reciprocity, a strong sentiment among business interest, manufactur ers particularly, exists against it. It should be understood, therefore, that the popular demand for It this side of the line is not sufficient in itself to bring about immediate results. Pres ident Taft will be satisfied if as much as an opening wedge may be driven at the comlssS short session of con gress, but he la not optimistic enough to suppose that any definite terms of agreement can be arrived at or even proposed then. It is his belief, how ever, that when the time does come for final action the treaty may be consummated by ratification of the senate alone, the house's action being unnecessary. Others contend that as a 'revenue producing measure the treaty will have to go to tbe houi-e. This the president takes no stock In. Bailey's Oily Warning. Senator Bailey of Texas, one of the democratic presidential candidates, drawing his robes of righteousness about him, in commenting on the elec tion returns from Maine, says: ' "I expect to see the men responsible for the future of our party behave then selves with 'a. wisdom and a patriotism worthy of the best days of democracy." '' Oood! Now, let these naughty men quit their meanness and come into the fold. Who better than Senator Bailey knows the need of such reform? Who better than he realizes the disadvan tage of haviag to explain private transactions of a public man to the people at large? Indeed, let all demo cratic leaders behave themselves. 1 There is something oily about; the words of Senator Bailey. They seem to suggest Waters-Pierce and 1908. But welcome, always, Is the man who repents. Senator Bailey is right in lEe chief Import of his warning. No party, loaded down with leaders for whom it must apologize, can expect to win. It should never be necessary for the "men responsible for the future of the party" to have to advise a United States senator either to remain away from the party's national con vention, or attending, to take no active part. That is embarrassing. People on the outside 4nay not understand that it means nothing. Nor is it ever wise or helpful for a party to have to ask its national treasurer to resign in the middle of a campaign to rid it Ipf the Incubus of his bad name and rec ord. It would have been more significant had this warning come from Okla homa, but even from Texas it should carry some Influence. Playing Politic! Already. The New York Tribune in an edi torial aays: The Hon. J a roe Smith. Jr.. formerly I'nlleil States senator from New Jersey and for many years chief democratic overlord of that state, has played his strongest trump card In this year s politi cal game In the nomination of the preal- dent of Princeton t'nlversltv for the gov- ernorsnip. ami upon me race or It It la a shrewd performance. Dr. Wilson Is a man of ftne scholarship, of high Ideals and of unimpeachable character, 'who while presumably Inheriting the political prlnclplfK of hia native south, has not been aggressively HHaotialed with intense partisanship. The auppoxiUon of ' Mr. Hinith and hie fellow directors of the democratic party Is, therefore, that lie will aitratH the Independent vote, which is an important racior in rtew Jersey pol itics, a portion of the new Idea rrpub lUan vole and the votes of those who, for any reason, are discontents- or dissat isfied wllh'recent republican legislation or administration, and thus win the eltxtlon; Incidentally carrying In with him a suffi cient number of democratic members of the legislature to return Mr. Smith to the senate. When Dr. Wilson accepted the gubernatorial nomination he publicly declared himself against the "playing of politics" in public affairs. With Im plicit faith In bis sincerity, The Bee suggested that desplt the doctor's aversion for this thing, In all probabil ity If he were elected governor of New Jersey it would be because his cam paign managers, had outplayed the other fellows at the game, of politica. Now, It appears, we are more than con firmed in that theory, for even his nomiuatlon seems to-have been iht re- full of a subtle scheme on the part of the old Smith-Nugent-Davis demo cratic ring to regain control of th af fairs In that state. In other words. Dr. Wilson has been aud is being used as a ratspaw to rake political chestnuts out of the fire for other men, a gang of past-master politicians. One Is bound to Inquire, how does the president of old Princeton like It? Also, will he continue,' now that he must know what Is going on, to stand for It? Does he want the office bad enough to become the Instrument for foisting upon the state a political clique of the old spoils system? If so, then where Is the advantage of the scholar In politics? In some way. or other. Dr. Wilson should rebuke his campaign managers. His friends are likely to expect this of him. They believe in him aud his words. He has not been alow to de nounce trickery in politics, and now he should not hesitate tou.se his influence to put it out of politics, even at the cost of personal sacrifice. Whose Pullt What interests are so powerful that they can go to the city council and quietly stop an improvement that is Intended to benefit the city as a whole? The proposed postal sub-station at the Union depot is not a private enter prise. It is Intended solely to improve the postal service in Omaha. Its erec tion will facilitate the handling of mails, both incoming and outgoing, and will save from one to two hours in the delivery of mail in the Jobbing district. The matter bss long been under consideration between the Post- office department and the Union Pa cific railway. An arrangement was Anally reached whereby the building was to have been constructed. The city granted a special permit but a few days ago. Now the council passes without debate a resolution to rescind that permit and to Instruct the city attorney to take all legal steps possible to prevent the erection of this build ing. This is done without debate or without public clamor. .The most natural question that arises in this connection Is, Who has such control over the city council to achieve such a result? It the Rocker Doomed ? Some furniture dealers tell us the rocking chair is doomed, that it must give way to fashion. They insist upon! the straight "period" . style in nousej furnishing and advise us that it woulv never do to have the harmony of a well ordered home broken by the ap pearance of a rocker. Indeed! But it is our opinion that, much as they bow to fashion, Ameri can people in this Instance will stand upon their, rights and hold to an old comfort. What do they care whether ancient or medieval kings and queens sat upon: the floor, in straight-back chais. or reclined on divans and sofas? They also wore sandals or went barefooted, and burned oil or tallow dip. No, we have made all the concession necessary to ye olden times, as In our styles of architecture, dress and other articles of bouse fur nishing. Instead of giving up the rocker because Julius Caesar or Queen Elizabeth did not have one, we should feel sorry for them and re joice all tbe more In tbe blessings and comforts of the twentieth century. It is not a matter of concern to the average American whether the rock ing chair conforms to art or not; It is mighty restful to a tired back and a weary brain, and so long as it Is it is liKt ly to have a happy home wherever it may be, and that la In about every home In this land. Failure of Fusion. The sacred cause of fusion in Ne braska received another large uplift at Lincoln Tuesday. The council of the populist party allowed its ticket to go headless through the campaign, thus endorsing in effect the claim made by the editor of The Bee who Insisted that the filing of Governor Shallenberger as a candidate for gov ernor on the populiat ticket was a fraud on the voters. Mr. Shallenber ger received the populist nomination, but despite his pledge to abide by tbe result of the primary has refused to run. A few more such Illustrations aa this may bring tbe voters of Ne braska to their senses. At present the Jugglery of party names with intent to deceive, even though it may have the technical support of law, is becoming notorious and tenda to discourage the honest voter who seeks to express his convlcton through the medium of an established and recognized political part) . If the populists in. Nebraska are to maintain the integrity of their organ ization, they should do so without hug germuggering perpetually with the democrats, whose only interest In the popultst party Is to secure Its endorse ment for democratic candidates, who decline to accept tbe same when not convenient. If the populists are- to maintain a third party, they should do so in such a way as will give their voters an opportunity to vote for party candidates. The present campaign in Nebraska will be notable for epistolary inter change between candidates and others. If for no other reason. It already has exceeded the long distance letter writ lug record, and haa scarcely gotten under headway. The railroads make a counter propo-j siiion in the rate hearing that ia also; of Interest to the public. The people would like to know, and not through dlo curiosity, just what profits the big stilpiXMS are receiving On their capital. Perhaps If this railroad rate hearing goes deep enough, the man . ho eventually pays the freight will find out .i. ' ,.isn ajs bis money has bet n going San Francisco boosters are going about In the most practical way to se cure support for their proposed expo sition. They have raised a large sura of money, more than waa ever in vested in an exposition la America, and propose to pay thr-ir own bills without tapping the government till. This will commend San Francisco to tbe public. If the question of annexation to be submitted to the voters at the com ing election, It must be divested en tirely frbtn any political significance. It is a 'matter that concerns all the people of both Omaha and 8outh Omaha and should not be entangled with the fortunes of any political party. The Lincoln charter commitlee Is already busy framing a new bill of righta for the government of the capi tal city, which enterprise commends Itself to Omaha. If we are to have any changes in the city charter, it is not too early to begin consideration of the same. Congressman Boutell of Illinois. who was defeated for renomination, Insists that he is a good party man, and to prove it turns around and runs on an independent tlcl.et. He made the mistake of boasting of his party loyalty before the votes were counted. Forty per cent Increase in the price of a down town corner In one year is fair proof of the development Omaha is showing by actually selling the property. The fact Is. Omaha is grow ing better tban even Its own residents realize. Tbe Philadelphia Public Ledger has taken the bakery in Its definition of Mr. Bryan as the "hobble skirt of democracy." He certainly has tripped up the old lady many times. , Mr. Bryan's skill at splitting hairs grows with the passing days. He can see the difference between tweedledee and tweedledum more distinctly than any other living Nebraskan. The Hitchcock search for a mansion in Washington recalls that another distinguished Nebraskan spent twelve years trying to secure a lease on a mansion in that same city. Ah, at last.. Theosophists declare that Theodore Jtoosevelt Is the rein carnation of -Julius Caesar. We do not believe It J ' Caesar, as we recall him, was tall, and angular. Vtarth, TblnklBK Alios). j Washington PohL -Those dying to come back should ponder the fact that the lead ones never do. Tapplnar the Suaar Till. Indianapolis News. Still, with vigorous action, there may be time for the government to get its money back from the sugar trust before It Is dis solved. Ob, Koi'srot ltt " Baltimore American. v Those democrats who are talking about Uaynor, Harmon or Woodrow Wilson for presidential candidates seem to forget that one Williumb Jennings Bryan Is still to be reckoned with. renal ty of Nodal Ostracism. Baltimore American. In a couple of noted cases It has been resolved to debar from society the persons who have figured In scandals. This Is the one effective way of reaching such offend ers. Social ostracism can be used where the law and the church Call to punish, for It la a weapon whose attack few can with stand, no matter how strongly they meet other.' methods of punishment for moral wrongdoing. "Mart'r4m" aa an Asset. Springfield Republican. The Governor Goebel assassination, over a dozen years ago, still agitates Kentucky politics and, so 'long as Caleb Powers can stir the mountaineers of the eastern coun ties by the story of his alleged "martyr dom," political murder may be a political asset even fr a man convicted of murder himxelf. Caleb Powers was pardoned by Governor Wilson, a republican, after eight years In prison, on the ground that there was Insufficient evidence to convict him and that a fair trial hud become an impos sibility in Kentucky. Powers will now go to co'ngress. In. all probability. There is no doubt that Governor Goebel is dead. Nothing will restore him to life. Official Activity In Polities. Boston Herald. According to a recent ruling by the presi dent, federal employes in Washington liv ing In the smaller suburbs may take' part In the political affairs of their home towns and even hold office without inclining the rebuke of the Civil Service commission. This is common sense and worthy of appli cation In the interpretation ot the general rule against political activity on the part of the officeholder. A man forfeits neither his rights nor his responsibilities of citizen ship when taking a federal office and ha thould not lose his Interest In the political affaiis of the community. The activity of the official In politics Is not pernicious. The rule should operate only against the use of the offlee and the influence which at taches to It for political ends. Our Birthday Book September 93. 1910. Thomas Went worth Higglnson, author and poet, Is 87 today. He was born at Cambridge, Mass., and has contributed more than five feet of books to the library. E. M. ftenberg. In the real estate busi ness, vwn born Heptember 21, 1V4S. n Sweden, coming to this country In lsoi. He Is now royal Swedish vice council for tills district. He has served as police commis sioner and county commissioner as wll. Emerson, Benedict, cement contractor, Is 67 years old today. He was born In Prince, ton. III., And was a member of the legis lature from tills county for one term. 1 1 r Inhn I ' I ka i-1 a nhir.lrl.n u rtA aur.tti was born September ii ii. at uridsnon! N. J. He came te Omaha la lft7s, and has practise medicine here continuously since then. He U at present member of the city council. Nebraska Comment What the Editors ef tbe SJtate Frees Are Savin ea Tarlows Topics of reeetng- Local laterest Falrbury Nf: When Teddy said the Nebraska pi-tmary law was "rotten." a fervent amen nent tip from the mourner's bench In Nebraska. Uushvllle Hecorder: Bryan Is keeping silent on the Nebraska political situation. He hates like thunder to use the big stick iiaa n.t his own party. Fremont Tribune: Congressman Hitch cock Is reported lo be getting anxious. In view of Senator Burkett'a whirlwind cam paign, ng this week, there's a reason. York Newa: Mr. Bryan Is said to be silent concerning the political situation In Nebraska. He Is about the only man In the state of whom the assertion ran be made. Fremont Tribune: The Nebraska coun ties that so above tbe 25,000 class with the census are Inclined to talk about It. Let them make the moat of It; they are going to have to pay . for It. , Hliilreth Telescope: The World-Herald s stabs at Senator Burkett might have more force and effect If the editor and pub lisher of that sheet. G. M. Hitchcock, was not Burkett'a opponent for a seat In the I" tilted Slates senate. Auburn Republican: At last William J. Bryan has something to which he may point with pride.. He stumped the state of Arkansas in the interest of the Initiative and referendum, and the Initiative and referendum carried in the general election In that state. Wayne Herald: Omaha points with pride to the fact that It received an Important award for the best collective exhibit at the state fair. And In this' connection The Bee wants it understood that Omaha and Douglas county raise something besides "merry hades'." Beatrice Sun: Some republican regulars have scoffed at the Insurgents by saying that they are little better than democrats. The result In Maine Indicates that a harder name will have to be applied to them, for the name of "democrat" has lost some of its terrible significance even to the hide bound republicans of New England. Albion News: To witness the scare In Omaha over the county option question, you would suppose there was danger that Douglas county would go "dry" If the question was submitted there. It would make no difference whatever there, nor would It in other places where the opposi tion to the plan la most pronounced. The only business it would affect would be the breweries. O'Neill Frontier: Prior to the primary election Congressman Hitchcock appealed for votes on the grounds that he had sup ported measures advocated and supported by such good Insurgents as Congressman Nori Is of Nebraska. Now Hitchcock, through the columns of his World-HeraJd. Is denouncing Norrts and boosting Suther land, the democratic nominee and former member of congress from that district. Kalrbury Uaxette: Those editors who have been trying during the last week or so to muke their readers believe that Colonel Roosevelt did not give Senator Burkett an endorsement of his record In congress In his speech at Kearney have now a g6od chance to take back what they aald after reading the ex-president's speech at Omaha In which he spoke most highly on the senator's progressive record In congreaa and the great assistance he rendered him in carrying out his policies. Bayard Transcript: Klmer J. Burkett Is billed for tbis section of Nebraska Sep tember tl and some of the. wise ones think that it is likely that the right lion. Uncle Moses P. Klnkaid will be of the company. Wouldn't this be an opportune time for our commercial club and the farming com munity to call the attention of these Il lustrious lawmakers to past promises and the crying needs of the settlers under the great Pathfinder Irrigation project. A lit tle effort on the part of some one In a position to ba heard could make a bunch uf wealth producers that would go a long way toward solving the problem of high living. Ord Wuix: The best legislature Nebraska ever had was the one of four years ago. The legislature did more excellent work than any other body of Its kind in the state, and the work was Invariably In the Interest of the people. One of the leaders of the senate was M. Ia Fries, whom the republicans have nominated for the place, knowing that he would make tbe beat sort of a legislator and one whom we could trust with the responsibility of making our laws. You will do your duty if you vote for him and work for his election. let us have no more of the kind of legis lature we had two years ago when the democrats had everything. Fremont Tribune: The farmers and ranchmen of Nebraska appear inclined to kill the goose that lays the golden egg or, rather, to slaughter the cow that suck' les the golden calf. The present high price of cattle Is causing a tremendous rush tu market. Very much of the Imma ture atuff Is going out of the state so that the, future of the cattle business Is likely to suffer for the Immediate gain there is. The corn crop will be a large one, with sufficient yield to support the cattle that are being prematurely disposed of. It may be that a little later, when all danger of frost damage Is past, the movement uf young stwck from the ranches and fanne will be checked. Papllllon Republican: Many democrats are crying out that the republicans are stealing their thunder, and that the "pro gressive" of the G. O. P. Insurgents of today is only the democratic doctrine of a doten or more years ago. This Is true enough. The democrats are often right but they haven't the faculty of being llnht at the right time. They and the populists and the! socialists have taken the brunt of ad- j vanclng new and untried political proposi- i lions and the republicans, who are oppor- tunlsts and not Idealists, have simply swiped such of those propositions as seem to command popular approval. It Is the ' Irony of fate that the dominant party j should thus fatten eff Its rivals. J O'Neill Independent: The open primary j has proved a vicious law in practice, al- though It Is right and good In theory. If ; the open primary law would not be abused I it would be a long step toward progressive i legislation. In this primary It has allowed j the republicans lo nominate a democratic j candidate for suvernor and at the same ! lime has given them the candidate they I did not want. The law waa pasaed, be- I lleving that the voters would use It on honor and nut abuse Ita provisions enacted for the benefit of all, but In practice It proves that those who care little for the party might go Into the primary and carry out their prejudices by voting to nominate a candidate who stood for that prejudice, and If that party had a contest between two men for that office It would only take a few voles to turn the scales and nomi nate that man. The law Is lcloua in prac tice and should be repealed. Letters ta the Spirit. ( New York World. I A special messenger has been sent by the ' emperor ot Japan to the grave of the late : Prince ito to Inform the latteiS of the an- rtexstlun of Korea. The Japanese du ihH I seem to have any trouble In communlcat ing with spirits, chlefry, however, becaust Uiey do nut Insist upon a reply. PERSONAL NOTES. W. Jefferson Davln. private secietary of Senator Purcell of North fkota. Is the new president of the National Ueaaue of temoctatle Colleg? clubs. A Chicago man marra for the first time at the aae of ninety-two. He'll have to do some tall hustllne to catch tip with the average Chicago record, from now on. The Michigan man mho assails mince pie as a menace to the race Is too general In his remarks. A mine pie has so many Ingredients that responsibility should he more closely defined. John I. Jacquot of Appleton. Wis., has made what Is thought to be the biggest cheese ever made. The cheese welehs 4.000 pounds and was made for exhibition at the national dairy show In Chicago. Miss Alice Thompson Vnlxerslty of Cali fornia. 1W. la the soli chemist at the Hawaiian Agricultural Experiment station. Honolulu. She will return to the t'nlted 8lates this fall and enter Columbia t'nlvsr slty for advanced studies In chemistry. Prof. W. E. Clark ot Chicago I'nlversity saya that women were In the first place the heads of families and of local governments, and that men were wanderers. When they found women making such a good thing of governing they settled down and stole their prestige from the women. ON THE FUNNTBONE. "Economy." remarked the morallaer. Is tne source or wealth. "That a right." rejoined the demoi allrer. "By denying one'a self all the the luxuries Of life It is possible to save tip enough money to provide them In liberal quantities for some one else." Chicago News. She Tour face seems quite familiar. He Shouldn't wonder. We were engaged last summer. Hoston Transcript. "All the world loves a lover." "o I've heard." "But whyT" "Because everybody enjoys a Joke." Chi cago Tribune. "Wh-ts that nervous man ever there with the long hair." "That's Colonel Whooper, the Oklahoma lawyer. He's been on a two years' trip around tbe world. ' "What makes him look so desperate?" "Why. he's afraid that all those Oklahoma inaians win ne rotneq pet ore ne can get home!" Cleveland Plain Dealer. "That fellow la a greater strategist than Napoleon ever waa. "As how?" "He got a 12 raise of salary a year ago and hasn't told his wife about It yet, Pittsburg Post. "What a smell of smoke Is about! Do you allow your husband to smoke In the parlor?" "He doesn't as a rule, but this morning "You are very wrong to allow any excep- Talks for people "If a man can write a better book. preach a better sermon, or make a better mousetrap than his neighbor, though he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door " Emerson waa right, of course, but (t would be many weary years before that pah yoiild be made if the man eat In his house with his doors and windows shut tight. Many people to whom the book or ser- mon or mousetrap would be of benefit would pass tbe house and never know. Many others, In earnest search of Just those things, would go In the nppoiite directions and never complete the oircle back to the house. Why wait for the world to find you out? The old world la so busy with Ita own affairs, or listening to the stories ot lesser men, that a very little part of It will ever even seek to find you. Why make a thing better than your neighbor could make It If you are ' go- !ng to keep' It to yourself? v Why know anything, or have anything that would benefit the world, and then leave It In Ignorance? How, If the men who have done big things, had left the world to find It out? How many people would know any- thing about, or believe In the telephone, the cable, telegraph? Would we be using trains, or stage coachea? Aijers Pills Regularity MM PIANOS Need no introduction to musical people. They occupy an assured position in the world of music. A product of the. greatest piano factory in world, where every appliance, every known help which skilled craftsmen need for the construction of these superb instruments, is supplied it is small wonder that Kimball Pianos have maintained their commanding position in the pi ano world and found favor with artist-musicians and the public. ' MORE BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS in piano cases than ever before also add to the attraev tiveness of Kimball Pianos and give you the best from which to select. The new fall stock of Kimball Pianos is very com plete, and if you contemplate buying a piano -either now or later it will pay you to visit tlie, llosjie rare rooms. Besides the large display of Kimbalf instru ments, you will find new uprights of other. niakeV at $123, $14U and $1G3. and a number of ijj.strurjjents, some used only slightly, CASH OR EASY PAYMENTS A. Hospe Afents for 38 Year. 1513-1515 Douglas Street. r s .ft Absolutely Puro Tho onfy baking powdw made from Royal drop Ore am of Tartar No Alum, Ho Lime Phosphate tlons whatever. . ny dear woman. Ten ought not to allow him to smoke under any possible clrrumstances. even once." "But, my dear woman, this morning he simply bsl to smoke. His coal was on fire." Baltimore American. SONG OF THE AUTO. Judge, streets with- t run the "hoaks.t honks'' loud ; I make such atiden salltee; 1 scurry out among the crowd ! And chase men into a leys. A thousand nifty tricks t know; My chief one Is to sever. For horses come and horses go. But 1 have come forever. I clatter over country ways. In dangerous sharps and trebles; And dusty hurricanes I raise. And scatter dirt and pebbles.7 I wind about and In and out; To scare men Is my motto. For men may come and men But few can own an auto. may go. 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