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    TIIE OMATTA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 18. 1910.
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Bee Publishing Company, being duly
worn, aava that the actual number of full
and complete coplea of The Dally, Mom
ma. Evening and Sunday Bee printed dur
to the month of August, WW, w" '"-
1... 48,870 17 .00
J 48,489 II 43,480
...-. 40,479 1 43,080
48,510 10 43,600
43,800 21 40,100
43,540 22 43,640
T 40,000 22 43,380
43,300 24 43,480
..,., 45,830 25 43,300
10,.... 43,730 2 43,480
Jl 43,780 27 43,480
11 48,840 1 40,100
II 48,730 2 43,880
14 88,800 10 43.440
li .43,30. Si 43,880
1 43,100
Total 1,383,730
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. GEORGE B. TZ8CHUCK.
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my preaence and- aworn
to before me this lit day of September, MO.
M. B. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Swbacrlbera lraviaa; the city tem
porarily should have The Bee'
malled to 'them. Address will be
rhanaed aa often aa reqoeated.
: It really does seem that Maine was
"bent" that way.
. Too bad Mr. Bryan had not made a
speech or two In Maine.
' Certain people may go to building
cyclone cellars in Maine.
Menace of the Muckrake. .
Francis J. Heney atated in a speech
at the recent conservation congress
that James J. Hill, through his Great
Northern railroad, had profited enor
mously at the hands of the govern
ment, explaining:
We save' to Mr. Hill SO.OOO.OWJ acree of
land, 2,000 miles Ions, forty miles In width,
through, territories and twenty mllee wide
through states. This was worth tlO an
acre.
It was not necessary for Mr. Hill to
make bis denial of the whole state
ment and declare that "the Great
Northern never received one dollar or
one acre of land from the general gov
ernment," for people who v are in
formed of the facts as they are
recorded In history know that this Is
true. They know that the Great
Northern is distinguished among
transcontinental lines as one that
never obtained a penny in land grant
or subsidy from the government, and
the astonishing fact is that Mr. Heney,
a man whose fame rests chiefly upon
his career as the prosecutor of land
grafters in the great northwest tra
versed by Mr. Hill's railroads, should
not have known this. It almost
passes comprehension.
Mr. Heney, however, has admitted
his error and his only excuse, is that
he read a certain magazine too closely.
Of course, this is no excuse. A man
of Mr. Heney's reputation and Influ
ence certainly ought to be more solici
tous as to the facts before he makes
such a statement In the presence of
such ft-gatherlng as that at St. Paul.
His carelessness might impugn his
motives. ,
But the point of this whole thing Is
the utter indifference, the reckless dis
regard of truth and facts, even of mat
ters of record, which characterizes
some of the individuals who are writ
ing most of the material that goes into
a certain class of present-day maga
zines. They have arrogated to them
selves a peculiar wisdom and have had
no difficulty in finding people ready to
believe everything they say. It Is Im
possible to measure or estimate the
evil of such influences. If there Cver
was a time when the, truth Is needed
In public print it is today. This cheap
class of writers and their literature is
one of the bans of the "new era" about
which they prate so glibly. It is quite
likely, however, that the person who
misled Heney and thousands of others
by this malicious or ignorant utter
ance will go on performing as one of
the stars In this firmament of muck
raking reformers.
Japan . has permitted Korea to call
itself that, but "It ain't."
today Christianity actually ranks as
the third religion . In the Flowery
Kingdom.
But Japan never gave itself over so
much to ancestor worship as did
Korea. The upper Classes In Korea
seized upon this, but the popular re
ligion, that adopted and generally
practiced by the lower strata In Korea,
is known as 8bamanlstlc, characterized
by sorcery and animal worship and
various other forms of superstition.
Christianity, which entered the Hermit
Kingdom in 1776 through the Jesuit
missionaries, has not made as great
advancement as In Javan.
When we learn, however, that the
Japanese, too, have sent special envoys
to the various tombs of dynastic lords
with the news of Korea's annexation
we can understand that with all the
Influence of occidental education and
commerce and Christian teaching old
Buddha still has some power left In
the orient. We might remember this
when we get to rhapsodizing about the
Americanization of Japan, China and
Korea.
Has Menellk died more often than
lAbruzzl has been engaged?
A Mr. Go is accused of deserting his
wife, in which case he is gone.
Saratoga has a good chance to get
back on the map September 26.
Senator Hale has proved himself
something of a guesser, just the same.
We have not noticed any difference
In the sizes of the old and new $5 bills.
The only hope we see for Chicago
to surpass New York any time soon Is
by quality.
Arkansas Is still safely democratic,
despite Mr. Bryan's visit there during
the campaign.
The packers, of course, will not deny
meat to the, public while their trials
are in progress.
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London's Tipless Hotel.-'
London a year ago Introduced the
novelty of a hotel" wliere "tips ot every
kind were prohibited. , It still oper
ates with every, room occupied and Its
The Scholar in Politics.
Dr. Woodrow Wilson, the distin
guished president of Princetom univer
sity, whom the democrats of New Jer
sey have nominated for governor,
gives a hint of what is to be ex
pected of the "scholar in politics" in
declaring that "the playing of politics
Is to be deprecated." He will find a
hearty' response to his sentiments from
a large proportion of good citizens,
but he will also find many ready to
doubt his ability to readjust the rules
of the game so as to prevent this
"playing of politics" forthwith. It Is
something that will require much time
even for efforts as efficient as his.
Dr. Wilson is yet to make the race
for governor. Doubtless at some angle
In his campaign he will rub elbows
with the practical politician. It will
be very strange if some of his mana
gers and helpers are not practical pol-
iticans. If so, then Dr. Wilson will
at once have the opportunity of elimi
nating the playing of politics in his
behalf. No one doubts his sincerity
When he says he deprecates the play
ing of politics, the country accepts his
word and believes that he does. But
that is very different from believing
In the ability of Dr. Wilson to put his
theories Into operation without great
difficulty and much time.
' Of course, the doctor was not very
specific in what he meant by playing
politics.' It may be his definition is
wide enough to Include some very use
ful politics, but if he should be elected
governor, of New Jersey It probably
will be because some astute politicians
in his party have outplayed some as
tute politicians in the republican party
at the great game of poltlcs, and, how-
self-perpetuatlon was impossible. Yet
their experience Is not without Inter
est to the student of sociology, and
may not be regarded entirely as a fail
ure, because It does afford some addi
tional proof of man's social limitations.
Present Unrest.
Cardinal Gibbons is right In con
tending that extravagance plays a large
part in the social unrest of the present
day. He is right in declaring that
many people are living beyond their
means and would be both happier and
more contented If they did not. He
is also right In saying that much of
what is called pleasure and comfort
could well be sacrificed to the better
end of sober industry and patient sim
plicity. But this spirit of unrest when ap
plied to Industry, when applied to the
relations between employer and em
ploye, is totally a different thing, and
It Is not sin Itself an evil thing. No
one needs to be told mat the spirit of
social discontent Is today, has always
been, one of the leavens of civiliza
tion; one of the greatest Influences
for the promotion of industrial peace
and prosperity. While we are curb
ing our appetites ana educating our
selves to live more in accordance with
our circumstances, we may well afford
to nourish this spirit of unrest or dis
content to legitimate degrees in the
sphere of labor and industry. It Is not
time yet to undertake to stifle that
spirit. Neither the employer nor the
employe could afford It. So long as
industry depends so largely upon the
well-directed skill of the Intelligent
workman, bo long must the spirit of
unrest survive. It will be a bad day
for industry when labor reaches the
goal of complete satisfaction, when It
sees or desires no. means of advance
ment. We may well hope to be spared
from such a time. We do not believe
it will ever come, certainly not so long
as many of the greatest economicben
eflts can be ascribed to this spirit of
unrest.
But unrest must not mean lack of
control; it must never approach the
form of anarchy. To do the good
work that it has done it must rest
upon an honest purpose of mutual ag
grandizement between employer and
employe. For that reason it must be
held within proper restrictions.
Boston baked beans have made the
graceful, self-controlled Turk the su
peror of the nervous, lank New Eng
lander" Is a sertoue one.
We think the doctor would have
some serious difficulty In proving his
charge. There Is not a race on the
globe today that ran equal, let alone
surpass, the American in physical and
Intellectual exploits, we do not care
what K eats. So far as our eating
goes we are giving the same intelli
gence to that as to everything else.
One might easily fear that the doctor
Is unduly alarmed, for, in the first
place, not even all the people of Boston
or New England are confining their
diet to mince pie and baked beans. We
know this, because we have shipped a
few trainloads of Nebraska corn-feds
Into that country in the last few years.
The "scholar In politics" Is now go
ing to have a chance for a real trial.
In the event Woodrow Wilson should
be chosen governor for New Jersey his
career as an executive will be watched
with great interest and some concern,
especially by those reformers who
have determined that the busineFS man
In politics Is not only a failure, but a
menace. And yet the consensus, of
opinion among economists Is that the
administration of gosvernmental affairs
Is essentially business, and should,
therefore, be In the hands of trained
business men. The "scholar in poll
tics" Is not a novelty, but the ndvent
of Dr. Wilson may bring about some
thing of innovation in New Jersey
methods, where there Is unquestiona
bly ample room for Improvement.
SERMONS BOILED DOWN.
A truly good eo of work Is always a
piece of good work.
Nothing enlarges the Ufa like letting the
heart go out to others.
The wise know better than to try to live
on the eHce of life alone.
Many reformers would gii out to shoot
gophers with a brans band.
It's no use a church advertising the btble
when It Is dodging Its bills.
Some aermona come near being demon
strstlons of eternal punishment.
When a man seals up his head he Is apt
to think he Is holding the fort.
It In no use preaching on the fatherhood
of God so long as you do not like boys.
If you really are casting your bread on
the waters you are not using It as bull.
Kvery church preaches louder by Its
square dealing than by its high shouting.
Some men think they are far sighted be
cause they try to look two waya at once.
The man who finds fault with the deca
logue haa usually barked his shins on It.
The world will always be Indifferent to
the churches that emphasise their differ
ences. Chicago Tribune.
dining balls .filled. It is a complete
success financially. That, we under-Ver Innocent Dr. Wilson mav be of
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Colonel Roosevelt cannot be blamed
for objecting to the photos taken of
bim while he is talking.
The way to become an expert authority-nowadays
Is to sign your name
to it and Insist that you are.
After all, there is not a great deal
to gloat over in beating a man who has
stood at the public crib for thirty
years.
Any man wno believes the cam
paign publicity law is ineffective had
(better consult Joe Sibley of Pennsyl
vania.
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8o long as Uncle Joe behaves him
self well he wilt be allowed to visit the
Hamilton club and look at the por
traits on the wall.
The legislature of Tennessee may
rescind that order to tear down the
penitentiary of the state, now that Pat
terson has withdrawn.
stand, Is what hotels are conducted
for. Then In this case, at least, the
elimination of the tip seems to be both
safe and profitable. Evidently it Is
possible to get all the "help" neces
sary to keep the Institution going.
Yet, Englishmen, Americans peo
ple everywhere are asking if hotels
and cafes could be conducted without
the tipping system. They could and
will whenever their proprietors and
patrons get rid of a certain species of
vanity. The tip represents graft on
the one hand and vanity, or, perhaps,
cowardice, on the other. It would
have more to commend it If it was
given for extra service, or for special
privilege. But, as a rule, it Is not.
It is given simply because it is the cus
tom. The average man knows very
well that In the average cafe he does
not leave bis small change on the ta
ble because he has been excellently
served; he leaves It there because the
man before him did and because he
would be shabbily regarded if he did
not. The fact that he cannot afford
It does not enter Into consideration,
any more than does the-, fact that he
probably has already paid more for the
meal than it was worth.
And still, the patron alone can
never extricate himself from the
clutches of this pernicious evil without
the aid of the proprietor, and so long
as the patron will help the proprietor
pay his "help" In this cheap way, the
"aid" is not going to be rendered by
the proprietor. It is the same ou din
ing cars and Pullman cars wherever
the public Is to be served. The whole
system Is indefensible and unjust, and
if It ever is stamped out we shall won
der that we allowed ourselves to be
such dupes so long.
the playing, he will be the beneficiary,
just the same. Then after he gets
Into office it will remain to be see a
whether he- 'can succeed in revising
the rules of the game so that it may
be played more nearly in accordance
with his ideals.
Certainly politics and public office
offer a field of useful occupation to the
high-minded scholar, such as Dr. Wil
son is, and should he succeed at the
polls a great deal will be expected of
him, for he has not been slow to offer
suggestions for definite Improvement
in'our mode of government, both state
and national.
The seventy-four young Chinamen
who passed through Omaha the other
day going to eastern colleges paid a
high tribute to the work of the Young
Men's Christian association abroad
when they said they like it "more
better" than the missionaries, though
the latter were good. The fact Is, the
slower-working processes of the Young
Men's Christian association and Its in
tensely practical character naturally
appeals with greater force at first to
the mind of the oriental.
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.
Cleveland Leader: A Chicago preacher
Waves the pulpit to on the vaudeville
stage.-. That's better than bringing vaude
ville Into the pulpit, whatever anybodv
as.
Baltimore American: In Cliche minister
married eleven couples by whv of relbr-it-
:nt Labor Day. That s Cie kind of laboi
which proves that work Is :i blessing 'n
disguise.
Brooklyn Kale: Two American women
Babists are to go to Persia to spend thetp
j I ves converting the Bab's fellow countrv
! men to Dab'sm. Luckily Mr. Gilbert Is
H II Hllve and the Bab ballads are cnpnWe
of humorous extension.
New York Pot: The Vatican may he
i hard beset in Spain. In France and else
where In Kurope. but must find comfort
and strength In the vigor and loyalty ol
Catholicism In the new world. ' The great
eucharlHt c contrress at Montreal has shown
how far flung is ;he battle line of the
church and what vast reserves of strength
It can count upon.
Springfield Republican: Trinity church
In New York should now have a special
services of thanksgiving because It has
gotten rid of Its tenement property In the
slums. Accuracy, perhaps, requires one
to. say that Just one old back tenement
house held on an unexpired lease Is still
the property of the church, but th;tt need
not prevent the service or thanksgiving
being held
business block
further muckraking
DOll'T
PLAY
WITH YOUR EYES
You can't afford to. It's too
risky a game. If you need glasses,
by all means wear them. Don't
know whether you do or not?
Probably true; and. If so. all the
more reason why you should have
us examine your, eyes. All th
examination wHI cost will be a lit
tle bit of your time. .
Huteson Opiical Co.
213 Houth 16th St.
French Vichy Water
from Vichy. France
The last trump card of the Old
Guard Ib to force Colonel Roosevelt to
state his attitude toward the Taft ad
ministration at the New York state
convention. If he has not already done
that the country Is deceived. Further
more, it is news to this country that
iue coionei nas to De pressed for a
statement of any position of his that
affects public interest.
It may be accepted at the very out
set as a fact that those persons who
are industriously circulating the fake
that President Taft will "step aside"
lor Colonel Roosevelt are not the
friends of President Taft, if Indeed
those of Colonel Roosevelt, but per
sons Interested in making mischief for
republicans.
Journallaai Convicted.
Washington Herald.
tfuurnaiiBio i guilty in mis case: Tne
Commoner pays Mr. Bryan's expenses, and
The Globe-Democrat says, "There is
no greater mistake tnan to think a
million dollars will make a man un
happy." Oh, very well.
Certain election returns from Illi
nois Indicate that newspapers often
demand higher grades .of morality in
public men than voters do.
Norway, we are told, now enjoys the
sport of ski jumping In mid-summer.
With our Curtisses and lamiltons
busy all the time, how much has Nor
way
got
Houstoa may be up and coming, but
o long as Dalits can show a gain ot
116 per cent In population we shall
feave to continue regarding It as the
metropolis of Texas.
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It seems that Bob Chanler will have
to pay his wife, Mine. Cavalleri. 10.
000 a year. But he Is an artist and
she a prima donna; what did be ex
pect to get, cut rates? .
Korea and Iti Spirits.
Korea clings to Its traditional ances
tor worship, aa Is shown in the demand
made upon Ito's son that he inform the
spirit of his Illustrious father of the
treaty of annexation. Had It not been
for the bullet of an Incorrigible
Korean the "Father of the New Japan"
might be here to learn In person what
he must now receive through the
medium of his splrltx
All of which suggests that the
mikado has undertaken a man's job In
the Hermit Kingdom. He will find
the work of modernising Korea ample
for his sturdy efforts. But one may
imagine that Japan's first plan of re
form will not have to do with Korea's
religious belief. Japan itself still
holds to Buddhism, as a people, not
a nation. It derived Buddhism from
Korea through China In 661 and re
tained It as the national form of wor
ship until 1871, when the government
disestablished It and In 1874 disen
dowed It. Since that time It haa had
no organised, nationalised religion
though most ot the people are yet
Buddhists and so rapid haa been the
process of change ta late years that
Success or Failure t
Word comes from Kentucky that a
colony of Shakers Is about to go out of
existence. Its affalrswlll be wound
up, its property holdings distributed
and another experiment In Ideal com
munal life will have been brought to a
close. Whether it is to be considered
a success or a failure depends entirely
on the viewpoint.
If It be taken merely as an effort to
establish an Ideal life it will probably
be regarded as a failure. In this re
spect it has proven that humanity is
not yet reaay to accept the doctrine of
service to others as its code. Service
to self Is still the dominant note In
man's life, no matter how prettily it
may be dlBgulsed. This element of
human selfishness has been the great
obstacle in the way of man's reforms.
Until human nature can be changed so
that the Golden Rule will operate au
tomatically there is little hope for
success of endeavors such as this put
forth by the Shakers.
If, however, the Shaker colony is to
be considered from the point of mere
material gain It has proven successful
beyond doubt. The simple-minded
men and women associated together
for a common purpose have shown
what great results In the way of .de
veloping property and accumulating
wealth may flow from co-operation.
The world did not need this additional
proof of a thoroughly established
maxim, and so the service rendered in
this regard has small value.
The Shakers go out of existence be
cause the colony lacked the quality of
self-perpetuation. It was founded, as
have been many other similar organ
nations, on a very narrow religious
creed whose limitations withheld Its
members from communication with
the world and prevented them from
taking part in the general progress of
humanity. It was this that eliminated
the chance of life to the community,
because the sect could not attract
enough membership to overcome the
Inroads of death, and thus Insure ita
perpetuity. Even the Dunkard com
munities, where marriage Is permit
ted, have failed because the children
growing up were net willing to follow
in the footsteps of their parents, and
with the Shakers pledged to celibacy
A Practical School Lesson.
Now that school has got fairly Well
under way and the pupils know where
their seats and books and lessons are,
we want to suggest to them this one
thought: Learn to crowd your work,
never let it crowd you.
Work is poorly done when It must
be' done In part time. Unless you get
today's lessons today, you may never
get them, for tomorrow you have to
morrow's lessons and failing to get to
day's not only makes them harder for
you to catch up with, but places you
at a great disadvantage in getting to
morrow's, for one is but a continuation
of the other.
Unless you are master of your work,
it will master you,, and then you arejthe Outlook Mr. Rcoseveit's.
in grave danger of failing. The ma
jority of failures In school are due, not
to mental deficiency, but rather to
mental laziness or Indifference or care
lessness. The boy or girl who attends
school regularly and studies regularly
Is likely to get along fairly well In his
or her lessons, but the great difficulty
is that too many boys and girls do 'not
observe this routine. They allow play or
something else beside their classroom
work, to divert their minds and the re
sult is they make school a hard task
to be performed, whereas they should
make It a work of love to be desired.
Teachers know all this, but teachers
have a hard time Impressing It some
times on their pupils' minds for the
very reason that too many . parents
either have never given it a thought,
or thinking, have not taken the time
to help the teache'r impress it on the
child. Parents should make it their
business to make the child see that the
business of the school season is schoo!
and not play, that play Is simply a
diversion during that period.
rtanareroaa Play thlnara.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bob Kvana tells us that an airship I
a plaything and would be of no use In
war. But what will Bob do when those
bombs begin dropping down the chimney T
Paahlnar a Good Idea.
Chicago News.
It is proposed to build an ocean steam
ship line to carry nobody but rich people
It Is a good Idea. Of late the rich, hurry.
Ing home from Kurope, have been crowd
ing the poor people out of the steerage.
t onlv one of over luu kinds or Mineral
Waters we sell. We buy direct from
Sprlnss or Importer and are In position
to make low price and guarantee fresh
ness and genuineness. Writs for cata-
igue.
Crystal Llthla (Excelsior Bprlngs) I gal
lon Jug. at 8a. 00
oan Sulphur. (Kxcelstor Springs) I 81
Un Juk, at ea.as
diamond Llthla Water, gallon bottle.
now at ..Oe
1 dosen a.00
t-ulpho Saline water, qt. bot l&c, doa. 8-SS
Urgent Water. Iron, qt. bottle ....... Sea
1 dosen, at $3.84
Carlsbad Bprudel Wasser. bottle . ...BOs
1 dosen. at $6.00
French Vichy water, bot 40o, dot.... 4.80
Appolllnarla Water, qts.. pis. and Splits,
at lowest prices.
Aliuut . Magnesia water, qt. 16c, dot 8-80
Butlslo Llthla Water, tt gal. bottl . SOa
1 ilott-ii cat 8578
Hal..iiale. pta. lie, doa... 1.80
Ballardvale. qts., 30c, dos 8.8C
Hallunlvaln. v gxla. 4nc, dos 4.0O
Colfax water, H-gal. hot. c, dot.. . J SO
Delivery free In Omaha, Council Bluffa
and South Omaha.
Sherman & ftlcConnell Drug Co.
Corner 18th and Dodge Bts.
Owl Drug Co.
Corner "6th and Karasy Bts.
DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES
"Of course, you would not think of
mHirylng except for love." suld Maude.
Of course not." replied .viaymie; nui
. .Henceforth Trinity will owivrdon t you think the possession of wealth
ocks exclusively .tnd thus escape man m"r loveable? -Washington
Activities of Baby Killers.
New "York Tribune.
A year or ao ago New Yorkers were
started to learn from some vigilant food
Inspectors that children on the East Side
'had been consuming large Quantities ot
paraffins disguised as chocolate candy.
Philadelphia has gone thst.one better
or worse. The chemist for t'he state food
department has found that much of the
cueap bjrick ice cream Bold In the Quaker
City Is ''preserved" with liberal quantities
of furniture giue.
PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE.
In official Japanese the emperor of
Korea Is a whang. For all other pur
poses he Is a dodo.
Poor Bob" Chanler is ur.-d to cons' ie.
himself by whistling an Inturnicxzo for
'Cavalleri Bustlcana."
A fine' line of "01ad-to-know-you're-
alive, old boy," Is being handed to Walt
Mason by the scribes of the 1 mil.
The continued congestion of the pPu'a
tlon of Manhattan Island Is ref Intel in
the editorial expressions of Newv lurk
newspapers.
A learned Jurist 4n Ohio, without con
sulting the dental profession, exonerates
the pretzel from the charge of being a
dangerous weapon.
A suit for real "blood money," Jl.MX'. has
been Instituted by a St. Vaul eo'nan
against the estate of a woman whoae life
fBhe tried to save by blood transfusion
The ahadow of the tax collector or the
dry atmosphere, or both, are ruppstd to
be responsible for the shrinkage of the
Walsh fortune from $100,000,000 to H.OOO.fliO.
Two of the hopeful signs of the times
In "our fur-flung" Islands Is the Issue of
booster editions by Manila newspapers and
the shipment of S32.0U0 worth of soap to
the Philippines. The uplift' follows as
similation. -
Since the government began turning a
frosty face on cotton corners, two months
ago. Plunger Patton has cleaned up a
couple of millions In the usual way, and
the Interest of his lawyers in his welfare
is correspondingly Increased.
Tons of peaches In the orchards of Now
jersey await purchasers at tYoni '.7 to 20
cents a basket. A like quantity of the
fruit costs New York consumers 75 tents
to (1 a basket. Between these lames muy
be seen the mighty pull of the middleman
Star.
Townsend Can a man live on a dollar a
day ?
Heers Certainly, unless he's so prodiKal
us to lay somethins- aside for a rainy day,
keep up his Insurance, eat when he's hun
gry, buy clothes and pay his bills. Buffalo
tCxpress.
"So, my good woman, you want a place
as laundress, l'o you wash clothing with
precision?"
"No'm; I washes 'em with Soap."
Washington Herald.
"Kver notice it?" queried the man who
asks iiuestlons on the Installment plan.
"Did 1 ever notice what?" queried the
party of the dense part.
"That a married woman's description of
an Ideal man isn't a good picture of tier
husband?" continued the other. Chicago
Newa.
CORN TASSELS.
Will Chamberlain.
The yellow grains which In the soil
Found nest in hours of May.
Thro' nature's balm and magic toll
Green banners now display,
And, tossing In the bluffy cup,
Or on the prairie vast,
The breese lent an eerie trump
AjblltiiHome note to cast
A smoky blue is in the sky;
No token skims of rain
Despite the bobwhite's misty cry
Kur down the cattle lane;
Yet round these roots are loamy wells
To moist the awelling ears
The myriad founts of crests and dells,
t'nrulcd by wands of seers.
Tassels rcsplendently ax learn
With fruitful glfta of down.
Pennons which Chinese festoons seem,
Their marges faintest brown;
Hilks, like fairy tresses, show
Beneath the glossy plumes,
A wilderness alert, aglow
In August's flashing looms.
A thousandfold the Indian's maize A
Haa blest our western land.
Where onco the blt-.on herds did grazo,
I'nvexed by human hand,
I soi these emerald ranks arrayed
Mild soldiers of the home
Cheer and sweet grace In every blade
I'nder God's limpid dome.
VICAR'S Bit AD SUPPLY.
A bnoda net-
Some
Diet and Great Men.
We are not here to hold a brief for
Boston or Its baked beans and mince
pie, but we propose to take issue with
Dr. Fenton B. Turck of Chicago, who,
at the meeting ot the Mississippi Val
ley Medical association in Detroit, has
held up the Turks as superior In manly
force to our own cultured, bean-fed
Bostonlans. It is an aspersion on the
Alpha and Omega of American man
hood and a vicious and wanton assault
on roan's most naturVl and nutritious
food. One might suspect that Dr.
Turck had been twitted about his
name and took this means of getting
back. But he should not be allowed
to escape the penalty of derision even
for that.
No man may with Impunity stand
before an American assemblage, and
hold up the sleek, olive oil-drenched
son of the sultan as superior either In
Intellect or physical force to native
Bostonlans. The list of Intellectual
giants Is too long and too well known
to repeat bere, but let us simply re
mind this pragmatic doctor that the
Hon. John L. Sultvan was born and
reared in Boston. We fancy, if cor
nered. Dr. Turck would wish to place
his comparison on a physical baBls
Very well, then, we are there to meet
him. What or whom has be from
Turkey to pit against this Boston Her-J
cules In his prime T And they say that
the great John L. was the champion
bean-eater of all New England.
But Dr. Turck'a assertion that "well
cooked vegetables, rice and meat as
opposed to New England mince pie and
for Hone Aieeda and
to Ship.
Wall Street Journal. ,
At present Indications the cereal crops
will contribute not far from 6.000.000,000
bushels to the country's gross agricultural
Income. The United States have never had
an equally good oata crop, and but once
before so large a corn crop aa is now prom
ised with no heavy frost up to th middle
of the month. Our wheat yield this year
is barely a ten-year average, and a show
ing of 67.000,000 bushels below that of I'M)
looks rather meager for a population of
over DO.OuO.OOO people. But the average of
the two crops of 1909 and 1H10 exceeds 700,
OU0.0O0 bushels. A consumption of an- av
erage of six bushels a head would require
640,000,000 bushels, thus leaving an average
of 100,000,000 bushels for reserve, seed and
export. Although that does not afford a
large margin, It dues relieve the country
of anxiety as to its year's bread supply.
Our Birthday Book
sptembe 18. 1810.
Beekman Winthrop, assistant secretary
of the navy, la K6. He was born at Orange,
N. J. He was secretary to Ouveriior Taft
over In the Philippines and assistant sec
retary ot the treasury under President
Roosevelt.
Henry C. Ide, American mlofster r6
Bpaln, was born September 18, 1844, at Bar
nett. Vt. His first diplomatic aervtce was
as United States minister to Samoa In iajI.
Guy W. Wadsworth, former president of
Bel lev us culltge. now pastor of the First
PresbyterUi. church of Pueblo, Colo., Is
celebrating his forty-ninth birthday. S-Ht
Is a graduate ot McCormick Theological
seminary and has had pastorates In a num
ber of western cltiea.
He v. John P. Clyde, pastor of Plymouth
Congregational church. Is 41 years old to
day. He waa educated at Cornell college,
Yale university and Columbia university.
His first pastorate was at Dunlap, la. He
haa been In Omaha sine 1808.
Loyal S. Mole, clerk In the Omaha post
off! ee. Is U today. Ha was born In Picket
villa, N. Y.. and has been In the postal
service since 1881.
All Piano Buyers
Preferto Deal Vith
the Leading Store
Ours is the
Leader
From the first we have aimed to conduct the best music slore
in this city. It. was a less difficult task for us than for others. We
gained a great advantage from the famous pianos we dtal in. There
are the world's leaders'.
Mason & Hamlin, (ran ch & Bach, Krakauer,
A O. Chase, Kimball. Bush & lane, Cable
Elelson, Halle. & Das, r.lel.Jle-Clark, Efc.
Being the distributing bouse for the west of the recognized great
est Piano manufacturers in the world, we are able to offer benefit in
the way of fine selections, rock bottom prices, guarantees and accom
modations not possible to other music dealers.
You can buy here the very Instrument you would prefer to have
In your home for much less than a similar grade would cost elsewhere.
Shrewd buyers like our bargain department. Some
beautiful pianos are offered at prices about cut In two,
The following are only a few specimens:
Group of . high-grade uprights
$400 and $450 values. f nnr
Nearly new; special Nfl
to close out Vfcsvu
Large group of Seccnd-hand Pi
anos. Many only had slight use.
Famous makes; cut to
$115, $125, $135
Five brand new Pianos. Always
sold around $300. We allow ex
change in two years on anyother
l.nn u'lth full oll. .
ante of money paid.
Only
Several Uprights of highest grade.
Designs modern, but dropped
from latest catalogues, a mas
Values up to 1500. Of- H I 1
$145
fered now for. . . ,
Small Monthly Payments Accepted.
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