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9 THE BKK: OMAHA, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 1U10. THE OMAHA DAILY Iftfc foi'K&ED BY HOWARD JtuBfc WATER. VICTOR RrtBKWATEH. EDITOR. Entered at Omaha poetufflce aa secohd Claas matter. , TEKM8 OF ITBflCfHPTION. tally Be (inctudln Sunday), per w-k..lr lally Be (without Sunday!, P'T wek..lc Dally Uee twllftbut fhinday. one yr..H ' lally lire and ftunday, one yciir..: DKLIVKRED BY CAKIUKH. Evening fte fwtthont Sunday), per wk.Uc Evening H.e twith. Sunday). P" wci'k..l'c Bunday lice, on year K- Saturday Hee, one vear Address all complaints oT Irregtilai lll-a In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFTCKS. Omaha The Bee Building. South nmah-'rm,.v-fwi'"i " N- Counril Blufrs 15 flcntt street. Lincoln 6I I.lttle Building. Chicago IMK Marquette Building. New York-Booma 1101-112 No. West Thirty-third street. ... Washington 7:5 Fourteenth Btret. N. w. CORREfllUNDBNC'r?. Communications telallng to new and ed itorial mailer should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, expff or posts! order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Onlv 7-ent stamp received In payment of mall accounts. Peronal chicks except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. STATEMENT OF CtltCCt.ATlON. Plate of Nrlnaekn. Douglas County, s: George 13. Txschurk, treasurer of 'I he Bea Publishing Company, being duly sworn. ya that the actual humi-'t -.f r 1 1 1 and completa copies of The Da'lv. Morning. Evening and Funday Ilea printed during the month of Au4ust. ll. '"""" 43,870 43,490 1 43,470 .4 49,510 1 41,800 1 44.840 40,000 .....41,800 1 48.930 II 43,730 11 43,730 It...... 43,840 II.... 43,739 14 88,800 It 41.300 II 43,100 Total .......... It 48,700 11 43,480 11 43,350 20 43,800 II.., 40,100 Jl 43,840 21 43,380 (4 43,480 , .43,300 , .43,480 , .43,40 , .40,100 , .43,880 , .43,440 . . 43,890 .1,331,730 14,887 Beturned eopUi :.Ot total 1,318.443 Sally starag 1.'.. .43,433 OEORQK 8. TZSCHUCK. Treaaurer. SuhRcrtbed hi tny preeenc and aworn to before me thla lit day of September. 1H-'- 'AC. B. WAL.KKK. ' . Notary uonc Bnbafrlbera lea tin tke city tem porarllr ahoold hava Tho Boo bialled to. tkom. Xddreaa Will bo Chanced ae ofte aa tdeeted. September 8, and Tom Watson still Uvea., Old King Cortl is losing no ground thes daysV . T: , Courts will soon resume business, now thai the Chautauqua season la over. ' ; Wild pigeons are Bald to be flocking to Long Island. We don't blame them. Barbed wire la In big demand; con greasmen are building their new fences. Still, the Woman's club classed as the big stick of authority. ' '.V ' may be domestic Of course, the people will have the final say aa to the adoption of this "New Nationalism.'' A Ges Moines baby has been named Halley's Comet. Gradually and by degrees Iowa is gaining on Kansas. A basket ball expert of Pittsburg Is named Llghthead. He ought not be blamed If he goes up In the air now and then. A reader ot the Washington Post wants to know "What it an Osawata mlte " Must be a man who gets it In the neck. ' Speaking of California's strong op position to the new tariff, how would It suit her to have the duty on lemons reduced? .' A- Bully was wpunded in a fight In Oklahoma City .'the other day. And be Is said tb be a bully.; good -gun fighter, too. "Constant Reader" asks for the definition " of "emergency money." That Is the. kind you get when you do the "rush act." Wu Ting-fang goes to The Hague tribunal, which guarantees in advance a good time to the others who attend this solemn meeting. A New York comedian was arrested because of one of his Jokes. 'Tla the same old story of vicarloua atonement the few suffering for the many. Walter Wellman's airship has been attached by the sheriff at Atlantic City. Best reason in the world for his not discovering the North Pole. The McKeen motor Is making the effete east sit up and take notice. Some day they will really learn that we really are some swift in these parts. The Oklahoma boy who played In dian and lost an eye may still congrat ulate himself that he was not a real Indian, for he would have lost his all then. ' The veracious reporter assures us that Mr. PInchot not only had tears in bis eyes, but also in bis voice as he arose to address the conservationists. These irrtgatlonlsts Just cannot help overflowing. That Omaha needs a city hospital has been known for many years. The situation presented by Dr. Connell is not a novelty. It has long been a question of ways and means and the solution ia not easily apparent. Upheital ifl California. The republican! of California, have'for It. If he prefeta to pay out In law taken the fiist step to relieve that state from the thrall of railroad domination after a period of thirty year. That Is the meaning of the nomination of tlltam Johnson for gov ernor, which heralded aa Is being so wld"lyj tains through such a system entitles a triumph of "Insur-jhlni to no commiseration. Hut It Is gonry." Those fanillar with the facts i strange that he would prefer such a know that long ago Californlans began j thing. Ills Interests, as well as those their revolt against this Southern Pa-of industry In general, would be far clflc domination. The results of the j belter subserved by a system of rea recent primaries are simply the cul-jsonable compensation that would not mlnatlon of this revolt. j place his employe on the defensive The tepubllcgns of California did ! and force him to fight through teJious precisely what the republicans of Ne braska did ten years ago -they finally wcke up to the realization that the sovereignty of power rested In the people and not In a private corpor ation or two, and that they did not have to endure corporation control of politics unless they chose to, bo they decide J to take Into their own hands the business ot running the state gov ernment. They have yet to complete the Job by making Mr. Johnson their governor, which they undoubtedly will do in NoVember. Since the thrilling days of the Mussel Slough warfare, which was nothing more nor less than a struggle between rightful settlers and the Southern Pacific for homesteads in the heart of the San Joaquin valley, until the present, the power of that railroad has been dominant in California af fairs and whether it was exercised by ColliB P. Huntington or E. H. Harrl- man or his successors, matters not it was exercised with the same grim tyranny, and the people have paid for it In fearful toll. And now the struggle In this primary election which has re sulted in the nomination of Hiram Johnson is ho more of an insurgent Victory thSn such a result would have been In 1880, except Insofar as insur gency stands for the tangible ex pression of the righteous Indignation of a sovereign people against the op pression of private powers seeking sel fish privileges. The Eucharistio Congress No religious convention ever held on this continent surpasses in notable significance or numbers the euchar istlc congress how in session at Mont real. Villa Marie never before has felt such An impulse of pious zeal. From every land on the globe 135 archblshopB and bishops, hundreds of priests and more than 200,000 lay men are there assembled to revivify their faith,, the faith of the Catholic church, in the eucharist. The pope sends bis personal representative in the venerable Cardinal Vannutelll and through him transmits his message of love to the faithful; the king of England sends his personal message, a circumstance whose significance can not be lost sight of in the light of his tory and tradition, and other great powers are in some way represented. The sacrament of the Lord'B supper. in its solemn meaning to the Christian world must always be kept alive if the faith is to flourish and this 1b a fact which the great Catholic church has ever recognized, it is little less than astounding to the world to pause and think of hundreds of thousands of men coming from all lands and vast dis tances for the common purpose of re newing their allegiance to this bond, of pouring the libation of their hearts on this single altar of devotion, but the wonder la lost in the appreciation of the one great truth. The spirit that moves them and holds them in this simple faith is the same that for cen turies inspired the search for the Holy Grail and that holds together millions of men and women of all nations in one faith. No wonder the Catholic church moves with such amazing system and control, such directness of purpose; no wonder it holds such firm grasp upon its members, the masses. Unity was the keynote of Cardinal Vannu tellt'a address at this congress and the secret of that unity which holds Catho lics together, he declared to be, this sacrament. Here is a great leBson for others who may not be Catholics, or who may not believe in Catholicism, and it is a profitable lesson. Employers' Liability Waste. John Mitchell points out that 1 70,. 000,000 was wasted in this country under the present system of employers' liability In personal Injury cases from 1S94 to 1903 and he is advocating the compensation system as a means of preventing this needless expenditure ot money and giving both employer and employe better results. Mr. Mit chell, In explaining his statement, says: I am not yet prepared to aay what the relative cost VouM be 'under a compensa tion aystem as against the present liability aystem. Flgurea compiled by authorities, however, show that In eleven years the liability, companies of America took In S90,959OiX In premiums from Amertoan em ployers. These companies puld out in the vettle ment of claims of Injured workmen u,- oot.uw, or aoout per cent or tne amount they tgok In. Or the HJ.599.000 paid In settlement claims. It Is aafe to any that 35 per cent' was expended by the Injured work men in the payment of attorneys' fees and court expenses. In tho final analysis, then, the Injured workmen received less than S30.tOO.ouo out of the nearly S100.ow.ikjo paid by the em ployers during this pVrlod In premiums to the liability companies. In other wonla tTO.QiO.Oua was wasted, yea, worse than waated. because the money was used In burdening our courts with litigation and In delaying or defeating the settlement of Just claims. It should require no skillful argu ment to convince anybody that a sys tem such as this is wrong, for it not only works great deprivation and in justice upon the employe, but inflicts a needless hardship on the employer. Yet the employer has himself to blame yers' fe and court tosto $Tu. 000,000 rather than let that amount go into the Indemnification of Injured work men or their families, that la hla look out and what consequent losses he sus- and expensive court trials. Whether It is right or not that in dustry should bear the burden of the pecuniary loss sustained by workihen as a result of accidents, It is a fact that Industry has to bear the burden of pecuniary loss sustained in the wpar and tear of its inanimate machinery. It is a matter that demands attention and the president and congress fire giving it attention. In a recent state ment, President taft refers to this very problem as one that must -.soon be settled, and if it ran be Settled by the Joint counsel of employer and em ploye it will be so much better for all interests. Why is a Pledge t The dilemma into which several more or less distinguished democrats have forced themselves by filing for nomination oh the populist ticket as well as their own recently prompted The Bee to inquire of what force and effect Is the pledge required by law as part of the filing "to abide by the re sult of the primary and qualify if elected." The Bee suggested that if this pledge means anything it must mean that the successful candidate in each primary IS legally bound to stay in the game and go through Irrespec tive of whether he is successful or Un successful In landing on any other ticket. To this the R?d Cloud Argus, a little paper published not far from the home pretinct of Governor Shal- lenberger, declares: Does The Bee insinuate that Hliallen berger in under obligation to run on the popullHt ticket, becftutte he received the populist nomination, and aWore that he would qualify, If nomlnatedT We' do not agree with The Bee. Undoubtedly Stial lenberger, when he took the oath, meant only that he would qualify as a candidate for election, In case of his nomination oh both the democratic aiid populist Heketa. It was not for a moment auppoBed that the oath obligated him to run oh one ticket when he was a candidate on two tickets, especially since tt was well kndwn that he regarded the populist nomination aa a secondary affair, a humble auxiliary to the democratic nomination.' That sounds fine, but suppose the situation reversed and Governor Shal- lenbergeir, nominated on the demo cratlc ticket and beaten for the popu list nomination, would the oath "to abide by the result of the primary and qualify if elected" be appealed to in case tns populist nominee called on him to retire in his favor? Should the populist dog wag the democratic tail, or should the democratic dog wag the populist tail? rne same point is raised as to a local Situation presented by the Argus in which one of the candidates for nomination in the primary, who re ceived a minority of the votes, pro poses, nevertheless, to become an in dependent candidate. Does the pledge he took "to abide by the result of the primary" disqualify blm from accept ing a petition nomination and running against the man who beat him out? If the pledge has any binding force it would, of course, be equally binding on the defeated as on the successful candidate. If this pledge, which was designed to make majority rule effec tive, means nothing or is usenforcl ble, then the primary race is simply a trial heat, leaving the entries free to drop Out or run again at their own sweet will. The decision in the centuries-old fisheries controversy between Great Britain and the United States, while it gives to the English the one point that they most desired and contended for, yet gives to the Americans five out of seven points and therefore represents a substantial victory, in a way. In ad dition to the outcome this presenta tion of the case to The Hague tribunal Is a distinct triumph for Senator Elihu Root, whose six-days speech has been pronounced the greatest ever made to this international court of arbitration. Yet, when the time comes, certain newspaper enemies of Mr. Root will caricature him as a mere puppet of the money powers, willing to deceive their own readers into the belief, for per sonal reasons, that he Is not one of the giant Intellectual forces of the world. The curtain is now going up on the final act ot the water works purchase drama In Omaha. The Water board has formally ordered the sale of the $6,500,000 water bonds at 4 per cent. This will not only provide means for taking over the water plant under the judgment of the supreme court, but it is also very likely to test the temper of the local money market. The progress of the recount In Douglas county has so far Justified the ability of the voter to mark his ballot and proven groundless the wild asser tions made by disappointed candidates If It only establishes the integrity of the ballot It will be worth the trouble. Hut tots win not console tne poor losers. - The exhibit of prize politicians at the State fair does not apparently dis tract a great deal of attention from the prize pumpkins and horse trots. It is not unlikely that had the wind soarers remained on exhibition the "wind Jammers" would have been left entirely in the cold. Perhaps another year the directors of the State fair may be able to arrange a piogram for entertaining visitors without any po litical side showa. The organization of the Douglas county committee for the coming cam- paign may be taken as sufficient notice j to the democrat! that the election is not going to bo permitted to go by de fault In this county. The republican party Is Just as militant in Douglas county as it ever was. It will perhaps astonish no one to know that the Bryanltes are getting more consolation from the so-called Insurgent victories than anyone else. This fact ought to convince the real republicans of the country of the dis honesty of the democratic position. One of the encouraging features of local conditions In Nebraska Is the fact that the attendance at the State fair is far beyond any previous experience. This may be accepted as proof that the people of Nebraska are worried over neither crops or politics. J. Proctor Knott, the distinguished Kentucklan, who in his droll speech In congreiis christened Duluth the "Zenith City of the ITnsalted Sea." has Just celebrated his eightieth anniver sary at Lebanon, Ky., and may he cel ebrate inany more. It Is all over now Willis J. Abbott, head of one of Mr.. Bryan's literary bureaus, says Roosevelt Is laying plans to run for the presidency In 1812. Roosevelt, oft the cjontrary, says, "1 don't give a rap for holding office." v "Man lh Maine bitten by a dogfish." Nothing strange lh that, but, to tifte the lllustraton of an old-time editor, if the man should bite the dogfish, that Is a good news story. After the venerable papal delegate finished receiving 1,500 physicians at the eucharist congress at Montreal he fainted. The doctors should have gone one at a time. This matter or conservation is so hew and generally untried that honest men can easily afford to give the other fellow his right of opinion, at least for a while. The State Canvassing board has finally reached the point Where it can meet harmoniously. Maybe by elec tion day it will have completed its Work. The Real Thing:. Washington Post. Another startling announcement ia that the treasury .experts'. 'to save 8;i00,000 a year by making gold,, brinks Instead of the actual com. " Riarhl ln Hla Line. ' UaltfinVire' A merlcan. Ignoring the 'colonel's expressed wish for freedom from speefchmaking Sunday, the western crowds were clamorous for talk Nor Is it on record that the colonel was at all aggrieved. Too Old for the Joh. Chicago -Record-Herald. New Jersey wants Edison to turn awhile from his other inventions and do something to bring about the extermlna tlon of . the mosquito. New Jersey can hardly be blamed for making the sug gestion; but Edison Is getting along In years and cannot be expected to begin a Job that would be likely to last a life time. Caaaonlam to the Boneyard. New York Triune. The anti-Cannon candidate for repre sentatlve In congress has Just won by large plurality In the republican primary In Idaho. The sitting representative, Mr. Hamer. must now regret that he allowed himself to be forced Into the position of making a fight for renomlnatlon on nn un necessary and Irrelevant issue. "Cannon- Ism" Is dead. Mr. Hamer'a defeat ought to carry a lesson worth pondering upon by republican candidates for congress over all the country. PERSONAL NOTES. ' 6 . Miss Alice M. llagerty, state factory visitor. Is leading a crusade in Cincinnati against the employment of children under age and Is seeking to enforce the laws re garding the employment of girls between the ages of 14 and 18. Colonel Garrard, commanding the Fit teenth cavalry at Fort Myer, has Issued Instructions to every man In his command that in the future lie must indulge in more exercise. He gives as his reason for the order that an athletic man Is more pi of id ent In handling service arms. A aispatcu rrom liurnngton, vt., eaye Elisabeth Ann Howard, widow of Major General O. O. Howard, whose death 8 few n.ontha ago removed that last surviving commander of a union army in the civil war, hiust sell her homestead. Her In come la lesa than Sl.uOU a year, not enough to support the place. She Is 78 years old Mis. W. 11. Felton, widow of a congress. man from Ueorgta, has Just won her fight before the Georgia railroad commission, in which she pleaded her own case and was opposed by fifteen railroad attorneys. The railroad had received free a right-of-way on condition of establishing and maintain ing a sidetrack on the Felton plantation After the death of Congi easmaii Felton this sidetrack was removed against the wish of Mrs. Felton. General Botha a election campaign for control of the first Parllain'ut of the union of South Africa, was t rlously ham pered by the announcement that his daugli ter propoard to aing the part ot Carmen in an amateur opera production at Johan liesburg. This levity on the part of a mem ber of the family of their leader and pre mler so offended the stralght-lared Uxra that General Botha had to forbid and dla avow his daughter' Intention. Our Birthday Book September 8, 1810, Victor F. Lawaon, publisher of the Chi cago Evening News, was born September 8, ltoO, In Chicago. He has the most suc cessful and profitable newspaper In Chl ago, and Is Interested in the l-rord Her ald, and haa been president of the Asso ciated I'reaa. , Around New York atlpplM on the Currant of Ufa as BJeea In the Oraat Amerlcaa Metropolis front Bay to Say. A new method of Identtfh atlon of 'per son, criminals or otherwise, more stmpio than the Bertlllon aystem, but equally ef- fecllve. Is to be tented by the New York po lice department. The method was developed j by Prof. Tamassla or tne i nivrr.-ny m I'ndna, on the pecullarlllt y ot the puttern, of the veins on the bck of the hand, j "The arrangement of the veins, Pror. Tainiuelft claims, is o characteristic of the individual that It is pot the name In any two persons, and therefore constitutes the Wt known means of identification. The pencial appearance of the vein undergoes r.o change with advancing age and thev cannot be altered purposely without In flicting serious mutilation." To obtain sharp photograps of the vein patterns the arms are slightly bent and the veins marked with a dark pigment. The veins thfn shove very consplclounly In the photograph. Chief Inspector Bunnell of the New York police department says of the Tiimansw method: "Its simplicity, Infulllhlllty. and. most of all, the fact that it cannot be de stroyed or altered and Is not affected by age, makes it especially valuable to the police for the Identification of criminals. Many measurement? of the Bertlllon t-ys-tem are affected by age and the thumb and finger lines may be altered by manual labor. If the system of Pi of. Ttimastia Is all that he asserts the police department will do well to adopt It." William Stororak's violin trilled the notes of "Waltii Me Around Again, Willie." Feln- bldom's Chrnet blared the alto, Flncus' flute lent Just the right gurgly trill, ftoscri hlau's 'cello sobbed in unison and Baut- Bchky's drum boomed the bass to the merry tune, while Clara Chan, who has been Cohen, da.iced with her uncle, Louis Cohen. In Madison hall, One Hundred and Eleventh street and Madison avenue. Ad miring guests polhted with pride to Clara's fairy-like steps and Uncle Louis' stately trend. LoUls Chan, the bridegroom, stood apart, lost In admiration. But the music stopped. The bride pro tested and Chan demanded more music. It's after i o'clock, " explained Storoaak, the violinist. "After that hour we must gel 25 cents a dance and 10 cents for an encbre. Remember we are artists!" A lid then, well then. "Judge," said Chan In the Harlem court, 1 don't remember what t did after that." "Thia fiddler called me a 'thing' and used me bo roughly,", said the bride, "that my wedding gown that I meant to hand down tb my children was torn. Look here!" The magistrate grew pink with embar rassment. "Here's What's left of my violin," re torted the fiddler. "Chan smashed it, 1 dernand Justice." 'Ohe dollar fine," said tho magistrate. Chan phld It, and bridegroom, bride, uncle and wedding guests departed together, Then Storozak, the flddllst; Felnbloom, the cdrnetlst; Pineus, the flutist: Rosenblau, the 'cellist, and Bautsehky, thi drummlst. went ont and sought solace. In the Essex Market court David Fire man charged Mrs. Lena Flnkelhuurh With breaking a pitcher by striking him with It. She denied It. 8he said that Fireman had called her names and little Bennle Finkelbaurri, her brother, could prbvo It, Bennle went ahead. "Tlfettian ," Jerked ollt S'lHige Sunch of bills and excitedly placed them on (Tie desk before Magistrate KernoChan. "Judge," he exelalihed, "I'll bet you any amount of money that he Is lying." The magistrate said nothing. "Is that too lArge?" Inquired Fireman "Welt, then, I'll make it 100 even. If 1 win I'll give the money to a charitable Institution. "I don't gamble," Bald Mr. KernochAti. "However, I hope that you will make the donation notwithstanding." The incident was closed when Mrs. Fin kelbaum was fined $10. Mrs. A. J. Faj-well of No. H2 Henry street, Brooklyn, who established a record last year for the largest number of wohls .written on a regulation United States postal card with a fountain pen, arid who surpassed that refaord by more than .,000 words shortly afterward, now promises to treat the public td a fresh surprise by es tabllshlng a still greater record. In May, 1909, Mr. Farwnll won a fountain pert offered as a prize In Greenwich, Conn. by submitting to the Judges a pdst card containing; 18,700 words. This, so far aa Is known, IS a recdrd In the United States, and probably a world record. Mr. Far- well instituted an Investigation In all the principal cities of this country and could not learn of a person Who had topped his achievement. lione town he heard that some one had written 66,000 words on a postal without the aid of a magnifier. This would neces sltate his averaging .015 inch to a word, an Impossible thing and doubly absurd, ac cording to Mr. Farwell, without utilizing a magnifier, Mr. Farwell uses a magni fier in his work. Not satisfied with his record of 13.170 words, Mr. Farwell afterward wrotu a postal containing 21.S20 an Increase of more than 8.000. Mr. Farwell no.w promises to top this. That a battalion, of aeroplane sharpshoot ers will take the place of cavalry In the army of the future IS the conviction of Lieutenant Jacob K. Flchel, P. S. A., who has been assigned by the War department to conduct a series of aeroplane experi ments with Glenn H. CurtlB at Sheepshead Bay. . "My first flight.'' says Lieutenant Flehel in a preliminary report, "was to find out If It would be possible to aim a rifle from the air craft. I found it to be easier than It Is when riding a horse. "When I went up for the succeeding flights I had my rifle loaded with the reg ulation .30 caliber bullet. It was easy for me to sight the target In the middle of the field, and although I had to steady the rifle against one of the aeroplane supports, It was not difficult to fire. "Besides the actual shooting tests I am working on a table of figures on which to base the sighting and firing from the air. The completion of these table will require six months' experiments. At pres ent I believe It would be possible to shoot at a man from an altitude of l.ono feet. The aeroplane sharpshooter would have the advantage of shooting, at It Is well nigh Impossible for the man on the gro'ind to strike his opponent flying high. "From a military standpoint the aero plane I a most powerful machine for fu ture wars." Sob of av Mia Promoter. Philadelphia Kecord. The secretary of a mining company whose assets consist of 80.14 In cash and (im reams bf worthless treasury stock declares that "we simply have been un fortunate In not having a paying proposi tion." It will occur to most people that the unfortunates are not the salaried of .V era of the company, but the holders of the waste paper ahaies. ,11.. I at lOUll, l.j Hie duke ut Jilr) ." BhUIiiu'I o t ll.tl 11 U." i.t . seined mliiu.K ;" . n.t i nun. the ih a "It victim of a itti-licli t-Uieum Uu Oil II otlt' ..I,,., lllj , a.l.'i I lll'it ii.e.t, "uwiii to c ua live g littaiii ",."' to at i" uu ur a'oumi i,or ..n iihlil eoiiit'Oori) em." -Waviiliigloh My ancestors came over In the May descended riMV., iimi's nothing; my father fioui an .telopM"-. Life. The Ilev. Dr. Fourthly, mildly reproving his youngest daughter: "Floicnce, do you think It Is appioprlate to wear that gaudy hat to church.' It looks as If you went there merely to be so n." Miss Florence Fourthly, iiged K, demuiely responding: "Well, papa, all you go to church for Is to be heard. Isn't It?" Chicago Tribune. "So you ate an automobile drummer?" "The automobile business doesn't require drummi rs. my friend. I'm a distributer. " Pittsburg Post. "I've been sending out boxes containing fifty cigars, telling recipients to smoke te and then send the money or return the rest." 10 Ihe recipient honpst?" "They seem to be. I've been getting back lorty clears light alnog. Pome of them even send back forty-nine." Courier Journal. "What do e think, ol' ral? This yere new guv'ner ses he Is going to make every body what take part In a lynchln' bee stlbjee' to capital punishment. So, you see what'll hapien If you go out on this tin." "Wall. I'll be hanged." Baltimore Ameri san. "It strikes me as Very strange that In these dHva of rlnmorous equal rlchts, the women have allowed one masculine monop oly to creep Into the field," "What la that?" "They have as yet formed no Sspphlra auxiliary to the Ananias club." Baltimore American. Maud Jack is one of the nicest boys un der the Mini. Kthel Yes. but he's ever so much nicer under the moon. Baltimore American. 'It wua noble of you to jump In and save your worst enemy from drowning." Well, I can t claim much credit. I bad Just been reading the swimming articles Talks for people The "National League for Medical from otie end of the country to the Freedom" opposed the establishment other, it Was one or the greatest dem- of a health bureau at Washington and onstrations of the power of newspaper realizing that they would need help advertising ever nlade. they advertised for signatures of peo- Advertising Is tho greatest, most pie of like mind. activu power in the world it will One hundred thousand people carry to success almost any under signed the petition In ton days in re- taking jt done righteously and cour sponse to the advertising. ageOusly. At the senate hearing, one senator said he had received nearly one thou sand telegrarris from people Who were opposed to the bill. Another stated that In all his ex- perlence he had neVer received so many letters and telegrams IA regard to any one bill. The reason for this seek. is not far to The Issue was put squarely ur to can furnish you with advertising copy the people and they decided What that will interest and win the confl they wanted or rather what they did denee bf its readers if you can hack not want in this case. it up with the godds. The advertising, four-columns ten4 . Phone Tyler 1000 and represent Inches, was run In the newspape's atlve will call on you. Schools Colleges B ellevue Located in Omaha's beautiful suburb, offers: FULL COLLEGIATE COtltSKfe leading to the degrees B. X., B. S. and Ph. B.. NOKMAL COUKSK3 leading tb Sate Teacher's Certificates. Regular Academic and Special Courses tor those hot candidates for degrees. MUSIC, PAINTING AND i)RAMAtlfJ Ahf taught by specialists. FOUIl MODKKN UALLH. Good equipment. Faculty of eighteen experienced educators. Pleasant social lite, successful athletics and debating. Moderate expenses. GOOD TKOLLEY SERVICE. Omaha's new scenic boulevard enters the college grounds. IDEAL FOR OMAHA pAtHONS Far enough away for students to be on their own resources lh the thick of college competition, yet within a few minutes trolley rltle of home. VISIT THE COLLEGE personally or TELEPHONE the president's office South 17942. saaalsalaaZMa8BatatlaSaMaMWaiaS WH-'l i flhiiTWMalWBI fls -sgng -irr -i t-i t -I,, iMh-ni ..T'iTiriTTiasss imTrrr--",.,'-! r"",). regular classes up. , Thones, Bell 172:; ROWNELL AL - lit l$U German teacher. A school for girls with all the advantages of Fastorn achooli. Certificate admit to Well"lay Pmlth. Vaaaar. I niversltv of Chicago and State Universities. All alrla in ,,.i:i charge of experienced house-mother. Tear I T rv . rni'iii'ii . oiim.'s irn ST. ANDREWS SCHOOL 21:', A SAT 8CHOO! I"0 BOTH Orad and high school work. Studants prepared for the oalVerelty. Individual attention. Moral and rallgious training. Xke masters are university graduates, rail term begins Sept. 14th. a. T. O. Tyner, aeau master, d4 Charles fttreat, Omaha, Phono Harney 83d3. Mictnurl Military icadamr EVlc.te." tnw8 opens Kept, :0th, under RllilQVrl WlllHaHJ MBaUVm; ,pieniia auspices. Guarantee ucie. 4No failures. Teacher to every ten boys. Delightful hums. Ueat asuo.-iatl'in. Kull athletics. Fies Lyceum Course. Baeurelon to Mew Orleans during Mardigras restlvall Number limited Lean coal, fcnioll todayl Address Col. W. D. KunvTlle, Mexico, Mo. Lincoln Business College THIH It on of the) ranJIv vrtj; . Hen training 8ch6Ju HIH It on of th really mat biul- t nun we .KhbuLa ol lh Wt. with a rvDiilat.ixi for thor Trtimntf That Will ough work. Wa vffer Ihraa rum i.utnmrt'tal, Shorthand ai.4 Tvi nunc, an4 Pr a p r a la r jr. Ws Bit a I mis asrajliiaia in fla Brinf YOU A sTuotl position. Lt r, vvryr 4 cr. Tlia ouhk Eukii un tha farm Cijf S salary 'U buinr. trt:iiug of frett vuiuev Ihii t be tattsf ted .1h t imall Uary or puvr xritiun all your Ilia. Ivsnd today fur uur intlttjiia. li t !. liHCtXH Mrftftl til.6f. 71 N. 11 II I'ftOPtMa.. that tell you It Is best to avoid stirtia with a drownlrg man by giving UUo a haul punch on the J.w. 1 simply couldn't rtsisi the temptation." Washington ftai. "Is this count i y where you r living rather a lawless one'.'" "I ll you mv experience. I ndn t been In the place a day before I h held tip." "Mv train robbers or highwaymen?" "Neither. By my nurse." Baltimore American , TO WHITE OR NOT TO WHITE. New York Sun. The liomlon Pookmnn for August pub lishes the prixe winner In Its competition for a parody on Hamlet's soliloquy ap plicable to literary life. Henry K. Wilkes, who won the award, may. In this instance at any rate, give t ti affirmative answer to his parody, "To write or not to write?" To write or not to write, that Is the ques tion. Wliitner 'It wiser ill the niln.l to stifle The wit of Swift, the wisdom of Pluto Ur to take pen, the gray g bft quill of Unit' Stret t, Througii space of time to wlna them. To write, to print, No more; and l y ft sonnet, say, to vlrt The heed of fame, the thousand Jingling gulmas That tame Is heir to: 'lis a coiisiininntioii Devoutly to be wished. To write, to print; To print, erchance to sell; uj , iheie's the rub; For tu our hopes what checks, not cheque? may come W hen we have j h ided our Immortal s.ilpts Must t;lve us pause; there's the mischance That mal'.eth hay of all our fondest schemes. For who would bear the sweat and ache or brain, The ac.lvener's cramp, the attic's penury. The post s expense, the editorial thanks. The Philistine's contumely, and the spurmi That soaring genius of tho cold world takes When he himself might his plain living With a plain shovel? Who would critics bear, To gall and wince under their loaded knouts, , But that the hope of glory after toll, The glided mountain peak of fame to which All travelers aspire, allures the mind And makes us spurn the valley, low and safe, To scale the craggy heights we know not of? Ambition thus makes scribblers of us all. And thus the ruddy hue of country health Is Jaundiced over with the Togs of town. And shilling shockers titbits and reviews, With this regard of our genius turn away To win the name of author. Soft you now! My Lord Barabbas! ettrrlii thy spring lists Be all my works remembered. who sell things Why not put this great power to work for yourself, Mr. Merchant? Put your case squarely up to the people of Omaha. If you Interest them and win their rortfidehcei arid then deal fairly with them, they will decide for you. The advertising columns of The Bee Will carry your message into 42,000 homes every day and the Bee College Nebraska Military Academy J X.IXCOX.K, WEaftAaXA I MILITARY BOARDING SCEOOL FOR BiYS Of ALL AGES THE tOkOOX. TEAS OlPCVR BKFT. 15. 1910 Bpouiai instruction given to boys who do nut r 1 1 Into 'In public school. Back work easily made Xllustratafi Catalogue Tailing- th Whole Story of Military Mchool X.lf bant Vreo for the Asking. For information, address B. t. XATWAJtS, Superlntenaent Auto. 3560. Lincoln, Nebraska J! Academic and College Preparatory courses. Art, Muali,, Domaatlc Kelrnc and Oymnasttea, Native French and book sent upon request. MISS MAKS- It Will Pay You to examine the School and College pug of The Bee next Monday. Itealdes lh sele-ted educational topics and school newe, you will find the announcements of various college-, and school: repaid lug their fat! IIUbs and advantage.
