TTTT: BEE: OMATIA. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER fi. 10W. Mlf iK 10MEM(SA1NE PAGE ls X " -- -r - Si? SW In i mm mt WHEW YOU bfT YOUR WORK done;. COME. HERt. I HAV A JO ft FOR YOU ! Things You Vant to Know Will luplanil ant ;ortuany Fight? Hat With Box-Pleated Brim " "i "u 6f LP sxwssussss ainua W9 " ' ' ' "7 M i 7 . . . V.f ft!- : tt ; y -5 .?,v T.'' i I. i -in1nminilr-rt trrii Thin ftehin.n mo 1 -1 of black hnMrrn' I nviiind-phaprd crown Ai the novel trim flush Is trlmmnrt -.It-ly with f- i r ort! with Its hox pl-ftt in front and fuviiiK of plumpit In never il fli;nio of blue. innnl ; Persian Milk are ol! dlKtlnrl'v new note In a high clusin.- a: Iho iacl . The low , In this comina s.'1D'ik 'n'lllnciy. Boss of the Establishment He lielievrs That Wife's IMaoe In by Her Husband's Side. Th wife of the Bose of the Establlxh- t merit emlled wanly acroaa the breakfaat ; Uble. - "It must be lonely down at the iwahoiei now!" ahe exclaimed regretfully. "Huh!" aald the Boa aa he mopped nil forehead, 'If a anything but lonely there. I wouldn't rnlnd If It waa dry heat, but this blanked humidity geta lite aomehow." "I know Juat how you feel." replied the BoKa" wife eympathetlca41y. "I'm having Juat the same experience myaelf. Of course, there's a reason for your being tired. You always do so much more Work when you sre resting. When I saw you running ,!ong the beach with almost a cord of drift Vood In your arms that night when we ha the beach bonfire and playing golf Id '4 driving rain the next day I would have given anything In the . World for a snap hol "When I told Mr. Winters I saw you doing; real work and acting as If you liked It while we were away, he snld he didn't like to doubt a lady's word, but that the next time such a Martllng natural phe nomenon occurred please get a photograph of It." "Pon't let Winters kid you." observed the Bom in hi meat superior manner. Poor old fellow! 1 gueos becaue he fells he's headed for tho down-and-out club every body eloe is traveling that way." The Boss" wife walked to the door with him. The Boss, noting her dejected walk, the general wilting of her uually buoy ant aspect, felt a sudden pang which re turned at Intervals during the day. "Women oan't aland this sultry weather," he reflected. "I'm a blH, healthy brute and It won't hurt me. no matter how much PLAYING GOLF IN A DRIVING RAIN. lady. "There'a everything you like beet for dinner roavt beef and corn and Iced to matoes, and I've had the house dark all day, and I took the money I had In my savings bsnk and bouxht an electrlo fan Come out In the dining room and hear It buss!" Where waa the tired and wilted young person of the morning? As hla wife chattered across the dinner table the Boss thought she had never ap peared fresher or more vivacious. But the flimsy texture of a woman's mood, he de cided, should not stir him from his fixed purpose. ir i .4 -.ah . . a v.Ai. . u kick eooui it, oui pne uiiiriciu. "Ma,hor. for a while?" he Inquired, casu not to expect her to stay In town with meally- all summer." At lunch the Boss met the Confirmed Married Man. "How's Mrs. Winters?" In quired the Boes Incautiously. "I've sent her back to the ana shore." the Confirmed Married Man confided. "The city'a too much for her in aummer. I go a letter from her this morning. She says she's having a wonderful time and . that ahe' 11 bet she can spend more money . CXthan I can make." The Boss' evenlrg paper contained an un usual amount of summer resort news and as he looked at It hla mind reverted to the Confirmed Married Man. "I gueae If that mut can afford to aend Ma wife away for the summer, I can." Then his mind busied Itself with senti mental pictures of the pleasurea in store for his wife. "Poor little thing; r.e cer- talnly did look pale and tired thla morning," "Oh, can w?" exclaimed his wife, de lightedly. "Won't that be perfectly lovely' "You can," the Boss answered, accenting the pronoun. "I've decided to send you away Dor a month. New York's too hot for you. I can see the weather Is telling on your health. Of course, It'll be pretty hard for me here In the city all alone, but I guess I can stand It." All the lights in the lady's face went out as suddenly as though an unseen hand had switched them off. Cold suspicion shot swift gtanoea at the unheeding Boss, who, intent upon making his wife see how noble and snlf-sacrlflorng he waa, babhlqd on of how comfortable and gay he would be with out her. The corners of his wife's mouth began to quiver and suddenly, wttiiout a word, ahe rushed from the room. The Boss, busy with his absorbing Ml flAV! CO LON El7") I rx fv Ws t I lit- a r- ' u j uu rrr Ak "THAI CAT HOWL ING ALL OF LAST NIGMT? COULDN'T SLEEP 1HAT CAT THIS VtRY DAY! TIL no it now! f assjsisssssswsKssxsMWPPsxiiaasxt " fcARKiE. Tan YOU TELL Mf. WHEKf CAM GET err hands ON THAT HOWL ING CAT.' KM GOING 70 DO lWAY WITH H)Mj LET HIM CO Mt OUT HLKE SO'S CAN NAB Hlfl. CARglCjy?; 1 v N.lt-W-iV'K.wri-'l Pi ''-f ''?' -i ' - - - - . -gxsr- 1 "' 1 WSJsa. ( in AfTifs WOW. JAKE. yy c. 1 1. ut i AN OLD B4G .WITH A COUPIE OF BRICKS, IN ITANW I FT HE (do THE Vest: I it , A ft, u n Avt'UTAKt POIVN YON TO THE CREEK. ITS DEEP E-NOUGH. ND DKQWti, THE SOM , (ho Yoy KNowj can nt rvc. that HOWL INC AGAIN. TOMIGHT ?, (m. mu can't ' FOR I DROWNED HIM TODAY! DEAR 1 FIXED HIM! HE'LL' BOTHER TOO NO MORE! YOU JLST liMir.iwr n n f a p i 1 1 1 inM ii, f - i . i V ' 1 V 'II WIIMH ,. . - ' . - . .J " 7 WJhl I lM myDthrGe6atD )l Tj I 1 I T . ' I I i 1 m-wu wmi . J (ME EEEErE-0O00O I ow- owow - owo W l k,v 3 ! S-L- 3 ' J( SILA cnrTniaMT, iia it the fttw mux titsisa ituuma (atw tbw uliuu) CO M aVnanniC JStAUl trtVu5it .'AMnY.TJer .13. - la.M J3YM.l?: .raSS 0 iy ii . comitHT. itta nwin tdu nam tojobui nor ton aawj cu m mm TL'ESDAY Tliere haa been ao much to do here that l'ye hardly hud time to write anything. The moonlight nights have been gorgeous. Although Mrs. Dickson has had the largest plaxza thoroughly lighted by electricity, there Is a little side veranda that looks out over the water that has no light at all. The first evening Tom and I sat there we found a lamp, but we broke that almost Immediately in trying to klU an Insect It had attracted and they haven't put any more there. Mrs. Dickson always haJ such ugly, unbecoming lights around. She has a bright green effect in the sitting room that is warranted to make a beauty look plain. She seems to think a dim light Is sort of Immoral. The other evenlnr they all went out to dinner. Tom couldn't go, bocause he had some business letters to write, and I told Mrs. Dickson I had some mending that ought to be attended to. She thoroughly approved of that, and It was perfectly true, too, as It really ought to be attended to. We went sailing In the thought he had better do that writing, aftr all (he has euoh a Strang sense of duty) and I felt that I ought to sew that button on that pink drees, .anyway. It he thought. thoughts and his more abanrhlna corn in There was, however, no suggestion of fa- ,he cob no, fof h( mom(m, Ma tigue about the crisp and radiant creature wlf, , aDtenc In a white gown that opened the door of : lUl, ,h goun(, of a ,ob brougnt hla borne. him to a swift. dai-d appreciation that "I'm so glad you're early: exclaimed the iomthlng waa wrong. "o away!" called a strangled voice, aa jhe pushed open the door of hla wife's room. "' away! I don't want ou here! Why can't you at least be frank about It? I1dn't we arree that we would alwaya tell each other If we got Bred or fell In love with any body else? But you're a hypocrite! You talk about my health and sending me away, and all that! W'hy can t you say what you mean? Why" Here the Boss' wife became Incoherent. And the Bona? Half an hour later he was still Apologis ing and explaining and the corn on the cob was all cold. (Copyright, 110, by the X. Y. Herald Co.) THERES A LIMIT. 1 think you dresa very quietly' You do, eh? 'Ought to hear arte when there's button off my bat: c Daily, Health Hint i it' "ASKED IF I HAD SEEN A BALA. OF GRAY DAKXINU COTTON." afternoon, and after we had returned we felt so hungry that when we thought -ut tlie delicious dinners those people gave we de cided to go. There was no one at home when we got back to the house, so w hud a ti irty hy ourselves and found some wonderful salad and quite a lot of other things. After, we had finished Tom "WE WENT SAIT-JNO IN TUB AFTER NOON." was too damp and cold ,to sit outdoors that evening, and aa we were oblged to sit In the sitting room I draped some red tissue Taper I had found in a table drawer all over the globe, of the glaring green lamp. It made the whole room look i different place entirely. It shed euoh, a charming red glow over everything. Tom seemed much better looking, somehow, and I think I must I6ok more attractive by that kind of a light, too. I had put on that black dress that always makes me feel like a woman of .the world and pinned a single flower In the front of it that made me feel like somebody in a book, and I put on some long black earrings and some per fume, like Charlotte had. and felt like a Russian princess, or some interesting per son like that. I caught sight of myself In a mirror In the hall, and though I think I looked a little fast, I think I looked quite nice. Tom asked me to take off the ear rings, but otherwise he liked my Hppiar auce ever s.i much. He snya he doesn't care for perfume, but I had put on such a small amount he didn't know it waa that. but Just liked the . atmosphere. I talked about what a wonderful- character Mrs. Dickson had and he was rather rude about It. I looked very much hurt and said I was dreadfully sorry if I was boring him and be gan to talk about socialism.. I had been reading something about it the day before. I was talking quite well, I. think, though I've forgotten what views I had that night on the subject, when he suddenly Jumped up and said somthlng very rude again. I began to laugh, and laugh, and ran over to the table and said I was going to find that book and read him a chapter about it. We were sitting on the sofa when dear old Mrs. Hodgeson. who Is a relative of Mr. Dick son's, and Is staying here at present, came In and 'asked If I hart seen a ball of gray darning cotton anywhere. There Is abso lutely no use In feeling like a Russian princess' In this placet If It had even peen pale blue darning cotton, or manno any thing would have sounded less dull than gray. ' She began fixing things on the table (I ii Will Kngland and Germany fight? Oceans of Ink have been spilled In the last two years in attempts to answer this, ths most momentous question propounded In the realms of International politics for many years. And. naturally. It Is yet unan swered to the satisfaction of anybody. Curl ously enough, the so-called conservative thinkers, speakers and writers of both na tions directly interested have replied In the affirmative, and the radicals have said "no." The one thing certain is that both Hrltlsh and German governments have not scrupled to multiply burdensome tsxes In order to prepare for a possible, even a prob able, war. Imperialists, their attention directed solely to the national fortunes of'the two greatest Kuropean empires, have been able to see only the growing rivalry In politics and In trade which dally Increases th friction between the two countries. They do not scruple to predict an early clash at arms. They say that the continued growth of Germany's political power threat ens England's diplomatic supremscy; lst the Increase of Gennany'a foreign com merce endanger the prosperity of Britain's commercial empire; and, moat Important of all, the avowed Intention of Germany to make its navy strong enough to dispute with England the masteiy of the seas all operate together to. make the war Inevitable. Democrats, with minds engrossed by the economic and soclaloglcal problems of the age, declare that neither Germany nor England can afford to rlak the blood and treasurer which would be lost In such a war, regardless of Its Issue. They say that the growing social Intelligence of both people's is bringing about a universal rec ognition of the fact that war is a useless human and economlo waste, however glori ous politically, the results of which even In the case of the most tremendous victory cannot compensate for the loss Involved. To this argument the Imperialists reply thut the rapidly Increasing expenditure for military establishments to guarantee the peace soon will prove to be more costly than actual war. The democrats admit this, and suggest that the preparations for war be discontinued and that the poor people of both countries no longer be re quired to stint their stomachs In order that they may afford the luxury of battle ships.. And then the dispute goes on, the Imperialists denouncing the democrats as Impractical Idealists, and the democrats denouncing the Imperlalsts as . inhuman monsters. . . Military men take a more practical view of the question than either school of poli ticians.. It may be that the wish is father to the thought, .but It "is a fact that army and navy officers, not only Britons and Germans, put those -of every other nation. are practically a unit in predicting the certainty of war. Perhaps It seems to them unthinkable that' such treat preparations should be made all for nothing. Their busl ness is to fight, they too seldom get a chance for active service and they always are pessimistically dubious of the efficacy of diplomacy to settle major, international quarrels. . A long time, ago somebody. In dlsc'isalng thls same question, asked how it was pos slble for a tiger and a shark to do battle. That was when Germany waa all army and England was all navy. As long ss that condition obtained Germany could not start things because It was afraid. of the British navy, and .England oould not at tack because It was afraid of the German army. The difference In the . constitution of the chief military arms of the two na Hons waa an automatic guarantee of peace But In late years Germany has been building a navy, and England has been at tempting to organise an army.-The Katssr has said that the trident must be placed In the fist of Gormanla. Tha British mill tary experts have said that erery British boy must be trained aa a soldier. Thla means that the shark la trying to grow legs, and the tiger Is cultivating fins. Of course there la no real reason for war. England la not attempting to Infringe Germany's natural rights, and Germany Is not Interfering with British affairs. But It must be remembered that there la very seldom any reason for war. Rebel Hons and lnsurectlons usually, If not al ways, have a real and logical cause. When a people, or a section of a people, arises In arms against Its constituted ruler, there Is always a grievance of a real or fancied oppression. ' and the rebels believe that they are fighting for their liberty. When' two nations 'go to war there I usually no reason except greed and ambl tlon. If the war-between Japan and Rus sla had not been fought tho status of the Japanese and Russian people would not be appreciably different from Its actual con "I PUT ON THAT BLACK DRESS" and took the red tissue piper off the lamp and folded it up and put It away and rat down and begnn to tell us about her lum bago. Then she insisted ow putting a brown and purple knitted shawl over my shoulders so I shouldn't take cold. I went up to bed. Items of Interest for the Women Folks dltlon today. That, the greatest war of history so far as the number of men en gaged and the amount of money spent le concerned, was caused by greed. Both Japan and Russia wished to possess thcia selves of defenseless Korea for entirely selfish purposes The Koreans would have suffered as greatly, and their Independence would liave been terminated as completely. If Rusnia had won. The significant feature of this bit of history, finally consummated only tli other day, Is that both Japan and Russia went Into the war solemnly avow ing the single purpose of preserving the In Indepcndence and integrity of Korea. This shows that dlplnmatln assurances are id be taken only for what thry are. most generally lies. Therefore. It Is wholly unnecessary te consider the fact that both German ami British diplomatists deny emphatically thai there Is even the slightest reason-to sup pose that Germany and England will come to blows. They would .continue these de nials. In spite of the truth, until within one minute of solar time of the transmis sion of the sudden uliiinaUnn with which the war will begin, if it does begin. In all matters even remotely concerning the hor rible business of wf , It is the honorabla part of the honorable diplomatists to de reive. If they are not successful In de ceptlton they are failures In diplomacy. Optimists pooh-pooh the jivsslblllty of a war between the German and the British empires on the ground that clvllliation has advanced so far that In this enlightened age It Is Impossible for two great countries to go to war merely on suspicion, or for the base purpose of gaining territory. Yet It Is only forty years since Prussia humbled. France and exacted an Indemnity of U,000, 01.000 besides taking . much valuable ter ttory. It la only a decade since Great Britain fought a tremendous war In Souta Africa to extinguish the national existence of the Boer republics.. It Is only twelve years ago , that the United States began war of . unselfishness to free the Cuban! and ended by stripping Spain of Its every colony. It Is only Six years sgo that Japan and Russia fought a terrible war for prise to which neither of them had the slightest legal or rightful claim. And now, with our civilisation at Its hlghi eat and the tide still rising, the last foul years has witnessed the sad and shameful spectacle of every considerable nation in the world doubling, tripling and quadrup- ling Its expenditure on the machinery of murder. The advocates of arbitration are more numerous and respectable than they ever have been before, but they are unable to Influence a rational legislature in a single one of the principal nations of thej earth. Russia and Japan, Instead of de creasing takes after the' "war, actually doubled the special war taxes In order to get ready for other wars. England and Germany, exponents of the highest type of Buropean civilisation, are facing bank ruptcy because they are preparing for s war. Even Argentina and Brazil have) Joined In the mad game of Dreadnought building. The United States, a peaceful and demo cratic republic. Is spending more every year on Its military establishment than does Imperial Britain or military. Germany, The Americans do not feel the burden so muoh because they have so much more wealth. Even China, having; a civilisation) older then that of any other country lit the world, le forsaking lis peaceful trartl tlons and Is making pitiful efforts to equip an army In the hope of withstanding the thievish and murderous expeditions sent against It by the greedy nations whloh pretend to toe worshipers of the Prince of? Peace. ' Greed still rules the world, and greed Inj turn Is controlled by the financiers. . It I the great bankers of the great money cap itals of Europe who alone can answer with confidence the question: Will England and Germany fight? If the financiers of England conclude that German trade; rivalry Is a real and not a fancied menace to British trade, then there will be a fight. If the financiers of Germany deolde that Britain must be humbled In order to make way for the advancing cohorts of commer cial Germany, then there will be a fight. If the financiers of either nation beooms) convinced that the democracy ' of their country Is about to abolish the special privileges of the wealthy and a r 1st oora tlj classes, then there will be a fight. Will England and Germany fight? Time alone can aay. But tb fact that oceans of Ink are being Spilled In attempting to answer the question, and that such a ques tion can be asked In seriousness. Is enougtt to cause every thinking man to blush with shame for the failure of our boasted Twen tieth Century civilization.. st rmBDZKio j. bakxzs. Tomsrrow "American Veterinary Bur-geoDS. A'Specialxst Tells When a Woman May Wear False Hair The simplest frocks and hats are most effective by the sea, and become thetr wearers far better than rich attire. With tossing blue waters ur breez downs for a bnokground, "fine fathet'' look out of place and stamp their wearer as "a girl who doean't know." We cannot go far wrong If we folio Kanie Nature's choice and the sea gulls who ci.cle oer the wsves nr klm the air to reacu their m ia on J Five minutes of miat will ruin ttie daintiest , man to have the hot end of the stick all Bond street concoction of mis description, while a pretty trimming of ribbon or Indian nuihlln. that a girl can arranua herself In along through life. I think 1 speak ad visedly, having tried both sides of the ques tion myself, says a writer in the Indlan- less than a quarter of an hi-jr, keeps fresh 1 spoils News. As a wage earner and pro vider, man meets with many difficulties and much worry, but there is a great up lift In handling the ca.h and in feeling oneself a person of large affairs. Man Is constituted for responsibility, and he likes to the end of the holiday, ttout shoes, short fkirtR and son e ort of sunshade, should form part of the holidty equipment; the lauer Is often disdained, but the glare of tho tun tries even tho strongest eyes and One of the best method. In n-tl.ice a swollen gland or rellove on influmed throat Is to paint Iodine vu the O'lt.tlUe of the Inflammation. "Why seek for fame, ambition v..uih? The world too oft forxeta ton wn." He answered. "I do so. in sooth. Because It pays to advert l. ' T. E. M. tho frowning cliff, are far more In har- j a bright red none, the result of sunburn, Is i It. arid although the problem of supporting mony with their surroundings than more gayly plumaged bird would lie. "The -; side girl" Is charming l her cool white linens and dark blue sere; the trailing nlk and muslin dresses that she would wear when visiting in town or at sum.' forninl garden party are quite out of rlace by the neatthore. and tf she wishes her hat to be something better than " a dragled ma of gause and finry" by the end ut the day she will carefully avoid both chiffon and artificial flowers, sa s Home Moles. nut a keephake one cares to carry home. There ift a theory rather popular with men that women have a rther soft -nap of It all around. In recent years womm have made a atrenuou effort to have thla theory come true. Hut the truth Is women st the beht have much more suffering to endure than men. Their physical weakness, the be.iitug of children, the little worries and cares which are at all times harder to bear than the- b.g ones, all fall to woman lot, and It nukes up a sum total showing wo- family Is a big one. It has Its consum mations and Its fulfilment. When working eyelets In lingerie or any garment through which ribbon is to be run the threading will be made much easier If the eyelets are pierced In an ova) shape Instead of the usual round. No more white glows, gloves isatch the contain. "There Is Just, one time when I believe in a woman wearing false hair." declared the visiting hair specialist, as she massaged vigorously, "and that is when a woman hn lost the original color of her hair, either through bleaching, dyeing or sunburn, and Is trying to hasten restoration. She can do this only by copious use of oil In some form or another, and that doesn't tend to mnke her look very- well. But. If she adopts a certain style of coiffure she may cover her own locks and have them as greasy as she pleases the while. "Incidentally," ahe went on. changing the treatment to brushing, "fal: hair wouldn't be injurious If the wetirers C'f It took care to counteract Its effect upon the scslp. I think I'll have to give you a lecture on that before long. 'Now I'm going to talk of restoring color, because the season has come around when It must be done. There is always more demand In late summer and early autumn for such Information. Funny, isn't It? "As I sai4 before, oil Is the thing to use, and this you will understand when you know thst loss of color. In the three In stances I have mentioned. Is due to lack of natural oils which nourish the hair follicles. Without their natural food the roots are Impoverished, and the hair Is dry and life less. Castor oil Is great food. It has an unpleasant odor, but If lavender oil la added Its efficacy Is not Impaired and the natural odor Is lost. Another, an ointment well suited to a dried scalp, la made of equal parts of oil of ergot and mercury oleal. Still another is mors elaborate, but It tan be made at home.' "There are needed four ounces of beef martow, melted and strained, three Ounces of purs leaf lard, also melted and strained, one and one-quarter' ounces of sweet almond oil, three-quarters of a dram of Peru balsam, one dram of rthtnehona bark and one-half dram each of oil of cloves and lavender. . "The bark Is put Into the fats before straining and the mixture Is placed where It will be warm, but not hot, for a day. The Peru balsam Is added to the almond; oil and the two liquids are strained after combining, the perfumed oils going In last. "Any one of these tonics Is to be put on the hesd at night, and In muoh larger quantliles than they ordinarily would be. Vou sea. you've got to make up' the deficit, and this Is where false hair comes In. You can have your head fairly reeking with oil and It will never show If a swirl of coronet braid Is pinned on or a bunch of puffs ornsments your crown. . Don't think. It enough Just to put on the oil. It must bo well rubbed Into the scalp. Friction, and the heat generated by It help it to absorb. At nlgtit brush your hair well. The color won't come back In a week, but It will reJ turn In less1 time, and the hair be of better quality than If nothinr had been done "There, now, your treatment for today Is over." MARGARET MIXTEU. A Gold Mime. -. This is a folne country, Bridget!" ex claimed Norah. who had but recently ar rived In the United States. "Hure. It's, gen erous everybody Is. I asked at the post office about slndln' money to me milher and tUs young man tells me I can get a money ordtr for Jlv for 10 clnts. Think of thai, now!" September lipplncott'a. The I'assiwtrsbl Itltldle. A plain and simple answer for This question's what we wish: iJoes fishing make a man a liar, or Do only liars fish? - September Upplncott's. 1.