THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 4, 1910. Nebraska is in Need of Highways for Rural Districts; Road Figures HE railroad system of Nebraska In null extensive, there being over 8,000 mile In the state, eighty-five out of ninety-two counties being traversd by rail road. It It not o fortunate. T however. In the matter of good high ways, for with the exception of New Mexico and Oklahoma, Nebraska haa the smallest percentage of Improved roe da of any state. Out of a total of 80,000 mllea in the Ft ate, there was, according" to ata tlstlcs compiled by the United Rites of fice of public road in 1904, only .03 per cent of this vast mllea surfaced with atone or travel. In other worda, there waa at that time only one mile of Rood road In the atate to every 8,908 mllea of public road. About the only Improved roada In Ne braska worthy of the name were in Doug laa county in the neighborhood of Omaha. When these figures are compared with thoso of other states, they are still more amazing. In -Massachusetts, for Instance, 45 per cent of the roads have been Im proved, while In Ohio and Indiana from S3 to 85 per cent of the roads have been im proved. It would, therefore, appear, that the question of good roads Is one which has been sadly neglected In Nebraska. Comparing the roada of . Nebraska with those of the whole country. It Is found that the total mileage tor the United Slates in 1904 waa J, 166,000 mllea, of which 1011,000 miles had been aurfaoed with stone, 39,000 with gravel and 7.000 with other materials, total of about IM.000 miles, or T.14 per cent. Nebraska spent on pirbllo roada In 1904, $S',8,t 47.40, but the expenditure for the whol country was about 880,000,000 or almost 100 times as much. The average road tax In Nebraska, for 1W4 was 21 ccits on each 1100 worth of taxable property, but the average for the United States waa 25 cents, while the average for Iowa was CD cents, New Han-pi hire 43 cents. Oregon 87 cents and Washington 78 cents. In 19M, a large por tion of the road tax of Nebraska was paid in tutor. This system never haa contri buted very much towarda the peimanent Impiovemcnt of ;he roads of any state. It waa fortunate for Nebraska that this method of piylng taxes haa been largely abolished recently. It 1j well kr.own that improved roada add to the value of agricultural land and that In the states or counties which have good highways the value of the land Is higher on the average than In those states . or counties which have poor roads, and, ' while road building Is only one factor which controls the price of land, It la certainly a very important one. In this connection It Is Interesting to note that In 1906 the average price of land In Nebraska, according to the Bun 4 of Statistics. was $81 per acre. The average value of land in Indiana, according; to the same report was 864 per acre, but in Indl- ' ana about 36 per cent of the roads have been improved. The average price of land in Ohio was $57 per acre, while S3 per cent of the roads had been Improved. On the other hand, it has been observed that In those atates which have a small percent age of Improved roads, the land Is con sidered less valuable- For Instance, the land of Arkansas Is valued on the average at 81 per acre and only A of 1 per cent of the roads have been improved, while the land of Texas la valued at tit per acre on the average and that state has only l.T per cent of the roads 'improved. The roads of Nebraska are located, as In many other states where the land waa laid out by the government on section lines. Assuming forty feet to be the aver age width of section line roads -In Ne- Developments in the Field of Electricity Bad Farm Life, LECTRICITY ha already revolu tionised farm Ufa through the telephone. Three-quarter of a million telephone are today In stalled In farm houses in this country. Mostly they represent ,4 neignborhood systems, which are usually Joined with other neighborhood lines, and with the network of the nearby village. It Is easy to realise, say the Brooklyn Eagle, what a blesalng 1 conferred by such op potunltle of communication. The farmer' wife and children are no longer In dread when the men happen to be away; for the tramp 1 wary when he know that a telo phase I at hand to cummons help. . The rural telephone affords opportunity for gossip with neighbor on dreary winter nights, when perhaps the roada are lm 8asable, if sickness occur, a doctor may be readily summoned, and. In case of neces sity, he can give emergency directions over the 'phone. There is prompt aid to be had If fire breaks out. aleanwhile, the farmer, through the tele phone, keeps In touch with the market, being thua enabled to sell his produce when price are highest He does not take the trouble to load hi wagon until he know that the opportunity to sell I favorable. In some Instances the village grocer or butcher pay the monthly rent of a tele phone for any customer who spend 925 at hi store during the month. He get hi money back through augmented business find a reduction in hi staff of order men. Alao, It la a fin advertlaement Tele phonea In the rural districts are mostly put up by farmers associations, the subscriber often cutting and planting the poles and stringing th wires, so that the electrician employed haa only to put in the boxes and establish the"central." In the middle west particularly In Indiana, Ohio and Illinois the country over great areas Is covered with a network of tele phone wires which reach farmhouses at points from a distant from railroads and inaccessabla by telegraph. Usually the rental la about 84 a year, and Is never more than 81 a month.' Th plants are ' first class, and some of them have aa many as l.Oti subscribers. In the territory embraced by some of th larger systems, letter marked "rush," and addressed In care of "central," are taken from the envelopes and read aloud over th wires to the addressees. It is likely that be fore long special delivery telephone stamps will be Issued, which, when stuck upon a letter, will serve as an order to the post master to open the mlaslva and transmit th contents over th 'phone. Already on some systems at a certain hour of the day. all circuit are thrown open, and "Central" reads to ail subscribers th most important Hem from the latest editions of the news papers. Including market reports and weather predictlona-th latter being of great and obvious Importance to farmers. Maajaetlaas ud Mamas Nerve. A paper presented recently before th Royal society of London by Prof. & P. Thompson speaks of th effect of maa net lain on the human nerve of sensation. Prol Thompson' expert menu show that an alternating magnstio field may produoe a physiological effect. The Electrical World says that many persons have looked for such effects. Lrd Lindsay (now the sari of Crawford), assisted by Mr. Crom well F. Verley, constructed many year ago an enormous electromagnet, now la the observatory at Edinburgh, so large that It would admit between It pole th head of suiy person who wlacd to last whether a - iN s - -' -f. 1 : ik ' ir - r. . tf . i .S m-m . .. 1 ' ' - 's -i Vw -MJk : V" - 9 braska, there are 3SX.240 Acre Included In these rlghU-of-way, but, of course, the rights-of-way In many cases are much wider than that. At 831 per acre, the rights-of-way alone of ' the public roads In the state of Nebraska are worth 812,827,660. In a reoent investigation relative to the cost of transportation In the United States, conducted by the Bureau of Statistics of the Department of Agriculture. It. was found that In Nebraska the ost of hauling seven kinds of products corn, wheat, oats, barley, hay, potatoes and rye amounts to 80 cents per ton per mile on the average, while for the longest hauls, the ooat Is above 16 cents per ton, per mile. The average length of hauls for these crop waa found to be about ten miles. In Banner r 1 Loup counties, correepondenU report . charge of 10 cents per bushel for hauling wheat from farms to shipping point over strong magnetic field would have any sen sible effect. Nothing whatever waa per ceived a the result Prof. Thompson, how ever, say th Electrical World, recently succeeded In demonstrating a real physiological effect due to magnetism. Some six year ago, when experimenting with an alternating electro-imagnot which had been constructed for showing Prof. EUhu Thomson' well-known experiment on the repulsion of copper rings, he ob served a faint visual effect when his fore head was placed close to th magnet Re cently, Incited thereto by finding Lord Kelvin's mention of the negative results in Lord Crawford' experiments, he further explored th matter, and found a mean of producing" the visual effect (which Is sub jective and physiological) In a way that succeeds with every person on whom It ha yet been tried. An alternating and magnetlo field of sufficient intensity and extent was pro duced by passing an alternating electrio current around a specially constructed mag netizing coll. On Inserting the head Into th Interior of the coil In th dark, or with th eyes closed, there is perceived over the whole region of vision a faint flickering illumination; colorless or of a slightly blu ish tint The period of the flicker 1 not well defined. It does not seem to be the same over the whole region of vision at the same time, nor 1 It equally bright over the whole region of vision, but I somewhat brighter In th peripheral re gion than in th central part. Even In daylight, with the eyes open, one Is con scious of a sensation of flicker super posed upon the ordinary vision. Th effect Is dimlshed by lowering the Intensity of the field, and Increased by raising It At tempts to discover whether the brightness of the phenomenon stands in any relation to the direction of the axis of the field with rerpect to the directions of the prin cipal axis of the skull have not yet re vealed any definite result. It will be neces sary to apply more Intense fields than have yet been tried. No after-effects of any kind have been experienced, either by Prof. Thompson or by any of the persons who have made the experiment with him. Wireless Telephone from Train. Wireless telephoning from a moving train was accomplished the other day for th first time In England with complete suc cess on a stretch of railway line four miles In length, between Horley and Thiee Bridges, on the Brighton railway. Mr. Henry von Kramer, the Inventor, who con ducted the experiment, Is an electrical en gineer, trained at Munich, and now en gaged In business at Birmingham. For four years he haa been working out the system In his private workshop. For the purpose of the experiment a double line of wire was laid along the sleepers between Horley and Three Bridges. One telephone apparatus was placed in the brake-van of the 2:80 p. m. train from London Bridge, the other was In the signal box at Three Bridges. As the train entered the circuit at Horley, Mr. von Kramer placed the receiver to his ears, and conversation took place while the train waa running at forty miles an hour. A railway official then took the telephone, and, talking to an Inspector at Three Bridges, asked him to repeat the measage. This was satisfactorily done. And the Inventor then had another success ful conversation. The fact which distin guishes Mr. von Kramer's system from any other previously tried In England or America Is that there la no contact by bruaa between the moving train and th f ra tw i - .pupd mads varying- in length from twenty to thirty-five miles. This Is, however, an un uaually high rate and a long haul. Cor respondents from Knox county declare that hauling- la their hardest work, while replies from Stanton county state that better roads would reduce the cost of haul ing at least one-third. In Europe, and especially in France, an extensive system of good roads has been the means of Increasing the value of the land and of putting the landholders In easy communication with the markets. In same cases they are even able to compete with the railroads. In France it la reported that 8612,778,000 has been spent In establish ing this, the finest system of highway in the world. England and Germany also have excellent roads, while Switzerland la' renowned tor Its magnificent scenic high ways. Suoh roads as those In Europe af Electricity stationary wires. The electrio Impulse travel between the "bridge" on tho carriage and ground wire through an open-air spac of eighteen Inches. . 8 Regulating; Strength of Light, A demonstration was given recently in London of the Watkln electrio switch. The object of this switch Is to enable the amount of current admitted to a circuit to be varied at will, within the limit of seven stops, so that electric lamp may be lighted brilliantly or otherwise as may be desired. The switch ia provided with a series of elec Quaint Features Vula a New Casa Word. ALTER GEORGE NEWMAN, New York millionaire and North Carolina gold mine owner, who truck Roanoke, Va., with a vim and offered a 81.000 bill for a new "cuss" word, left town I.. touring car for Salisbury, N. C, without having added the much wanted bit of profanity to his strenuous vocabulary. He took a spin through Koanoke and ex" hlblted a novel feature In automobile trans portation by using a negro valet dressed as a minstrel man for a trumpeter Instead of bringing Into eommlsaion the ordinary horn. At all street corners the loudly dressed negro stood In the car and blew shrill blasts on a cornet. When Newman went to settle his hotel bill for the handsome suite he and his party occupied he emphatlcajly told the clerk the rate were too low and demanded that he be permitted to pay double the reg ular amount An inventory of the money tills In a number of local establishments showed a goodly sum pf Newman's riches, and Roanoke people are wishing for the easy spender's speedy return. Newman waa a newsboy on the streets of Richmond, engaged In cowpunching In the west, gained J. P. Morgan a attention and made millions In Wall street Ho mar ried a Lynchburg girl and has a brother in the Insurance business In Richmond. Flea Provoke a Lawsuit. Fleas and a lop-cared bulldog nre what got the Brandmeyer brothers Charles O. and Martin C, grocers at 9.4 West Twenty Fourth street. Kansaa City Into the cir cuit court Aaron P. Duncan, a watchman, 2332 Moni tor place, brought auit to enjoin the Brand meyers from maintaining a nuisance and to abate the same. He says the groeers erected a barn In the alley back of his home and stocked It with hay, wheat, outs ard a bulldog. Duncan holds that the dog Introduced the fleas to the promises,, anu that the snug contents of the barn furn ished them such an Ideal abld.ng place that their tribe has multiplied beyond the capacity of any census enumeration. Lately the fleas trekked from the grocers' barn to the watchman's home. It is avurred. What with organized flea hunts at twenty minute Intervals from noon to noon and the shng of household debris at the Brandmeyer bulldog eery half hour from dusk to dawn, life at the Duncan domi cile has been no midsummer drvam, hence the suit. Dl Gives Alarm of Fire. ? Prince, a dog belonging to Wilbur Kim ble, of 604 First street Elisabeth, N. J., -i - .: . . . . - A iv fyY j-ll i 'Hzw;- . TiARTH ford easy communication for the farmer, and the cost of hauling Is reduced to about 10 cents per ton per mile, and In some cases to as low as 7 cents, from ona-ha.lt to one third the amount paid by our farmers. It has been estimated in France that an aver age slse draft horse will draw to market, a distance of eighteen miles, a load of S.S00 pounds, returning home the same day. Computations from figures collated by the Nebraska State Railway commission show that In the year ending November 30, 1909, about 6,900,000 tone of produoe from agricul ture, live stock, forests, etc., were hauled over six railroads operated within the state. Five other roads failed to report these figures. Besides these omissions, no ac count was taken of transportation on water ways. While some of the produce sbove mentioned may not have been hauled over the publio roads. It Is mce than likely trical resistance which In th operation of the switch are thrown in or out of the circuit according to whether' tbe amount of light Is diminished or Increased. These resistances, or "retardera," are constructed of an alloy which It Is claimed allow very little of the current prevented from flowing through the lamp to be expended In heat. The glare of electrio light Is frequently found to be objectionable and a reduced amount of Illumination 1 often sufficient and more convenient This switch which Is also applicable to electrio fans, radiators, cooking utensils, motors, etc allows grad uations of intensity to be made in much th same way as with gas, while the saving of current effected Is claimed to be from 12V to 80 per cent, according to th stop at which the- switch is set The switch Is applicable to either direct or alternating current of EveryDay Life gave the alarm of an Incendiary fire next door by rushing to his master's bed and pulling his nightshirt until it waa almost In ribbons. Then, as soon as Mr. Kimble arose and went to the door, the dog rushed out and down the street, grabbed a police man by the coat and tugged until he had pulled him halfway to th house at 60s. First street, which was burning. A fire alarm was rung In and the fire men managed to confine th flame to th interior of th house, which was badly damaged. It is believed that the house was set on fire. Warning and Fulfillment. "Y know the hour and y know not th day that th end may com. Are ye pre pared to meet thy God?" As a street preacher raised his voice to a scanty audience along th,ourb at West Madison and South Desplalnes streets, re lates the Chicago Inter-Ocean, a man wear ing the bronxe button of the Grand Army of the Republic In the lapel of his coat grasped at his throat and fell with a chok ing sound. Ills sermon interrupted, the preacher leaned over the prostrate body, thinking it was merely the usual case of a man over come by liquor. A glance, a hand placed over th heart that had stopped beating and th preacher rose, his face sternv;' tnan ever. "Hend for th police," he said. "The man Is dead." And then, as the crowd Hatted back, the preacher took advantage of t.ie momen ta! y hush and began his sermon again. "Ye know not me nuur, ye knu not th day," he shouted so that his voice reached loungers farther away, who became imme diately Interested and hurried to the spot. Then, with the lifeless body at his feet tne preacher continued the Interrupted sermon until the police arrived. The man wno had dropped dead a th preachers' warning reached his ears was Alfred Ahearn, a laborer, who resided at oft West Madison sireet. Tea Ear of lorn In One. A roailng tar that will no: be roasted, boiled or cooked In any other manner, but pieterved as a curiosity a long as It lasts, was grown by Charley K. Besot, mer chant Center square, Waynesboro, Pa., on his West Main street lot. It conslsig of ten separate eai In one compact buaoh, a little crowded and mis shapen, t otherwise perfect. One " fir for all the ears, and when Mr. ursoie discovered th curiosity, after the husk was torn a'.vay. he decided not to have It consigned to the boiling pot ''. v.. . 1 . .. . . J.I ' ' ' ) :':J v';!k S;i j""" : ( -'K ?1:'V.Y it,''..',-' ' that a larire portion of th product of manufactories and mines, aggregating on these railroads nearly 8,800.000 tons, were hauled over the public roads. The estimate above given la, therefore, more than con servative. Assuming the cost of hauling of thla produce to be 18 cents per ton per mile, and the average dlntai.ee to the .mar ket to ba ten miles, the cost of transport ing the produce sbove mentioned over the publio roads of Nebraska In 1909 amounted approximately to 810,710,000. By comparing the cost of transportation In Europe with that of Nebraska It will be seen that at least half of this vast sum could be saved to the state annually If the main highways were reasonably improved. It has been found that In a number of coun ties in the United States about 20 per cent of the roads carry about 80 per cent of the traffic, so that It would not be necessary Samples Horace Greeley' Cabbage. UDOE Nathan Oough of Clarks burg, W. Va., who served four terms In congress before being appointed to the federal cir cuit bench, told In New York a story of Horace Oreeley. Judge Gougn s father got well acquainted with the editor at the organization of th re publican party in 1856, and when the boy came up to go to school here in New York In 1860 he brought a letter of introduc tion. "Mr. Greeley seemed to tak a fancy to me," said Judge Oough, "and I really saw quite a lot ot nlm- When the time came to go home the Clarksburg fair wa about tot be Held and my father invited Mr. Greeley to accompany me and take a look at the fair, which was a great event In those day. "To my surprise he accepted the Invita tion and spent a week enjoying the product of th region and meeting both old line whlgs and rampant demoorats. H wa especially interested In th truck raised by an old German, who used to grow big ger cabbages, turnips, potatoes and beets than anybody els and alway took prUea. "Th enormous cabbage displayed by th German war especially admired by Mr.' Oreeley. He pointed at one that seemed equal to filling a bushel basket. How much does it cost you to raise such cabbages T he asked the farmer. "Oh, about 2 cents a head on the aver age," waa the reply. "Oreat God!" Mr. Oreeley ejaculated. "Why on my farm at Chappaqua It cost me, according to th account I keep, ex actly 84 a head to rale cabbages..-Nw York Sun. Great Presence of Mind. A negro preacher one visited a Catholic church and seeing th altar boys march up th aisle, one of them swinging the inoense pot. while the others chanted In low voices, thought that this would be a pretty good Idea to Introduce In his church. On his re turn to the south he trained fifteen or twenty little negro boy to Imitate the white boy. .On Sunday morning the congregation was surprised to see a row of little, fellow marching up the aisle, chanting away; of course they noticed nothing wrong, but th preacher noUced that the little fellow who wai supposed to carry the Incense pat did not have It; so he leaned over the pulpit and chanted In the same tune: "What have you done with the Incense pot?" and the little negro chanted back; "I left It behind; it was too damned hot." Mack' National Monthly. A Pertinent Commentary. F. H. Elliott, th secretary of th Ameri can Automobile association, said at an automobile banquet In New York: "I Ilk to see women run their own cars. I Ilk to see women do all sorts of things, provided they have had th proper training nd are proficient There 1 no sight more agreeable than that of a healthy American girl riding her horse, running her motor, driving her coach, with a skill and grace no man need be sshamsd of. "But smoking and that sort of thing oh, no, that doesn't become the American girl. "An American girl drew up her touring car to a country inn. Khe got out with her friends. She took off her dust ooat and goggles. She opened a gold cigarette caa and put a elgarett between her rosy Hp. "Th old country waiter may have don it unconacioualy, but, nevertheless, he of fered a singularly good commentary when h brought In a big, foul-ainelllng con -i -i-: : ..' " ". to macAflamTxe or gravet all of the road of the state. The most Important roads In the vicinity of the larger towns should be macadamised or surfaced with gravel, wherever these materials are available. Experiments conducted by the office of publio roads show that sand and clay can also be used to a good advantage In this connection, and while Nebraska is not as well supplied with suitable road building material as many other states, still her needs are not so great and her climate and soil conditions do not require - the most expensive types of construction nor the very beet material. The road machine and th split log drag may be utilized to good advantage In Im proving a large majority of the roads of the state, but these machines should be used at th'e right time and should be run by skilled operators. It is the general from the Story Tellers' Pack trivance to the pretty automobillst, set It down at her feet, and said: 'Spittoon, miss?' "Washington Star. A Counter Attraction. It was at a ball game between Chicago and Pittsburg. The score waa tied, two men were out runner vu on third, and Hans Wagner was at bat! The orowd was too excited to be noisy. A sporting editor had taken hie neighbor to the game. The neighbor waa not a fan, but ho had succumbed to the delights of "traveling on a pass," and waa having a real, garrulous, good time. At the moment when there wasn't a heart beating on the bleachers, and the grand standers were nauseated with suspense, the sporting editor's neighbor emitted this: "Look, Jake! Look at that coke train! Did you ever see one engine pulling so many cars? I'm gonna count 'em!" Llppln cott'g Magazine. " A Handy Tool. Suddenly the steering wheel went wrong. There was a quick swerve. The car lurched against th high bank at the side of the road. There wa a momentary crunching and shivering, and then, with a loud snap, something broke. When th engine had ceased to sputter and the man had permitted his hands to fall useless from the wheel, the lady in the tonneau calmly unwound her veil, removed a hairpin from beneath her hat, and, lean ing forward, said: "Here. John. Perhupe we can fix It with this." Judge. The Enemies. Apropos of th enmity, now happily buried, that used to exist between Minne apolis and 6t Paul, Senator Clapp said at a dinner In th former oliy: "I remember an address on careless build ing that I onoe heard in Minneapolis. " 'Why,' said the speaker, In the course of his address, 'one Inhabitant of 6t. Paul Is killed by accident In tbe streets every forty-eight hours.' "A bitter voice from th rear of the hall interrupted: " 'Well, it ain't enough.' it eald."-Chi-cago Post Boy Oests Dr. Hnekley. Dr. J. M. Buckley, the well-known editor and divine, addressing a New York City Sunday school, related an incident that greatly Interested the children. He told of meeting ragged, hungry-looking little girl In the street on a wintry day, and when h questioned her she related a pitiful story ot a sick mother and younger brothers and slaters without food After giving lr a sliver dollar the good doctor followed at a safe distance to see what she would do with th money, "Now, children, what do you suppose was the first thing sh bought with that dol lar?" said Dr. Buckley. "Hands up." Up went th hands, and one child after another ventured a guesa. but none proved correct. Finally a little boy whose up raised hsnd alone remained was asked for his answer to th question. "A bssket" he sang out. "Col lect," said th doctor; "there's a boy who thinks. Now, son, come up here on the platform and tell us why It was a basket." After consldsrable coaxing the hoy reached the platform, but seemed unwitting to talk. "Oo on," urged th doctor, "I want these boys and girls to learn to think, too." Th boy still hesitated and Dr. Buckley practli-e at the present time to work the roada with a road machine. In the summer time when the sro;inl ha beoome thor oughly dry. l.o.-ee dirt and clixia. weed and graaa are piled up In the middle of the road. If the road ia heavily traveled this material soon turns to dunt and as aoon aa the winter ralna come on It Is reduced to mud. The proper time to work the earth roada of Nebraaka. or any atate, for that matter, la In the apring of the year when the ground Is soft and damp. From two to four horses can then do as much work hitched to a road machine as twice this number of horses later on In the season. Furthermore, by working the soli when the ground la damp, It will pn.ck and bake Into a hard crust, which will be compara tively duatleos all summer, and with a moderate amount of traffic, will not become Impassable In winter. If the use of the road machine la supplemented by that of the split log drag, there Is no reason why Nebraaka should not have as good earth roads as any state In the union. In many Instances roads may be kept In good con dition by the use of the drag alone. The drag should be used when the ground is oft and damp, so that when the road diiea out finally. It will be rirm. The dragging ahould be done as often a Is needed, say from six to twelve times annually. The coat should not be more than 60 cents per mile for each dragging, and at a total of from 83 to 80 per mile per annum the average road can be kept In reasonably good condition. As above stated, the best system of roads) In the world today Is that of France. These roads are divided Into sections or beats, and one man is placed In charge of each section. He Is not employed because of his political pull or because he Is a good fel low, but he Is employed because he know how to do the work, and he Is kept con stantly at It year in and year out. Thl is what Is called the French patrol system, and It Is founded on the principle that "a stitch In time saves nine." A modification of this system has re cently bt.eu adopted in the state of New York, and those states and counties that are following the 'same principle are the ones in which the best work Is being ac complished. Competent supervision is ab solutely essential If good roada are to be constructed and maintained, and one of the first steps toward competent super vision Is the establishment of a state high way department. Over half of the states now have state highway departments and almost as many states are appropriating money out of the state treasury to aid the countiea In road Improvement. The various states pay from 25 to 76 per cent of the cost of building state-aid roads, an,d In several states the whole cost of trunk line systems is being paid out of the state treasury. The first ateps to be taken, therefore. In the state of Nebraska, if Improved road are to be built. Is the establishment of a state highway department, employing a competent highway engineer and all neces sary assistants. This should be supple mented by a plan which will provide for the employment of a trained highway en gineer in each of the Important countiea in the state, under whose direction all road work should be done. The United States office of publio roada has built quite a number of object lesson, experimental roads In various parts of the state, out of stone, gravel and sand-olay mixtures. Details regarding the building of theae roads may be obtained upon ap plication to the director of that office. E. C. SNTDBO. took from hi pocket a llvr quarter. "I'll giv you thl," he said, "If you'll tell u what make you think the little girl bought a basket first." "Be-be-because," stammered the young ster, at last moved by the sight of th money, "I was over in Hoboken last Sun day and heard you tell th story there." Harper' Magasln. Submerging; th Ego. The "good old Kentucky variety with th bloom on it" will doubtless long hold th palm for th happiness and finish of It exe cution. Not to speak of what the fine old golden Bourbon can do In thes doughty days of prohibition, there ia still it past record, observes Life. Back In his horn city In the blue gTass empire, they love to tell some good stories of their much honored .John G. Carlisle and those pleasant nights at the banquet board illumined with his scintillant wis! Occasionally, too, the aftermath of the ban quet board oomea In for a shir of remin iscence. Two men of th bright coterie gathered about Senator Carlisle In those rare time will not soon be forgotten in their section one the aristocratic and big brained Hamil ton, the other the witty and Irresistible Irish counselor and orator, Hallam. With Carlisle, they made a trio of cronies seldom matched. All lived on Garrard ave nue, and to thla day the older residents along that street recall with tender, remin iscent grin how gallantly the three would oft escort one another horn In th hour "ayant the twal." But one night (or morning?) there wa a strange perplexity. The bell ot Carlisle' residence kept ringing distractedly. Neigh bors peeped out, seeing only the three fa miliars on the top step: Wouldn't the latch key work? Finally an upper window opened and th madame, never overpatlent with this stata of things, ar.ked lu exasperated tones: "What Is the matter Jowa there?" "Mrs. Carlisle," answered Hallam, with a tongue rather less glib than waa Its wont, "we have brought home the senator." "Oh well," she returned impatiently, "Just atand him up in the doorway and go on. I'll como and get him." "We would gladly do it, madam," re Joined the irishman, debonairly, "only you will have to come down and pick him out!" Itoom for liuurovement. William F. Oldham, bishop of Singa pore, talked at it dinner on hi last visit to New York about missionary work. "A certain type of man," he said, "goes about declaring that we dominant race civilize the savage out of exlsteno that we do them harm instead of good. "Well, as a matter of fact, if these cavaliers knew what I know about some tribes they would spfuk less confidently. 8omet tribes are so debased that to do them anything but good would hardly be possible. They are. In fact Just like the ugly woman who visited the beauty doctor. "This woman was ugly In every fea ture, but her nose was particularly ugly. That, no doubt was why she desired th beauty doctor to begin on it. " 'I am willing.' she said, 'to pay you liberally, doctor, but I demand in re turn aubstantlal results. We will start with my nose. Can you guarantee to make It Ideally beautiful?' "The doctor, after looking attentively at the woman' nose, replied: " 'Well, madam, I can't say as to Ideal beauty, but a noa Ilk your I couldn't help improving If I hit it with a mallet' " New York Sun.