THE BEE: OMATTA, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 101O. r N. REAL fcSTATE . WANTED TO BUY IConilnued.) loath DitH i (tiim4. THE It'KAL. HOMK" OF MO ACRES. Ituated In the Big mow taller, (our mile south of Caotltwuod. th county seat o( Hamlin county, boutli ijsKota, M acrea of deep blacK loom, under yearly cultivation, Jt acrea in pasture and ) In the beautiful pring-lml laka Florence, with Ita aylvau cenea and tparkltn- waters, (leap and pure and filled witn tun and game in seaaon and nearby la Ilia home. lourteen-ruunt house, irg barn, two granartea. chicken house, hog bouaa and woven wlra pasture, coin alio, maciune house, auia.l Dun anil numaroua amall bulldlnK. all In good con dition, with windmill, three wells and cit tern, all surrounded by a beautiful grove frite. eA'JW), on good terms, by M. J. Hue eeil, Caatlewood, H. V. TRANS MISSISSIPPI INDIES' CUITM Ml STORK rara hlaheat prices for party. afternoon and evening dress. Hed 4410. We Aro Getting Numerous Calls For Homph of AH Sire Lint with Ua NOWATA LAND AND CO., 7 K. V. I.lfa Bid. Thou Red im WAXTKD To rent two furnlnhed lla;ht- hmiHekerplng roonio In or near Koimtse ace: man and wire: no children: refere nces exchanged. Address F 23, Hee. r'AKMH IN THE CO UN BIlL,!- An Improved quarter section In Gregory county, 8. L., 4"j miles fioiu Burke, Vi mllea from Oregory; ail (enc-d: amall a of improvements; (M acres under cultiva tion. Prlc Ho par acre, 160 acrea, one mile from town, Tripp county ; price I w per acre. A balf section, 2 miles from Wltten price $-v per acre. A halfactlon 4 mllea from Carter; prlc. pa per acre. y A nice half section ( mile from Dallas I mllea from Colomb; price 1 per acre. T. F. HARRINUTON, Bell 1342 Iowa Bldg.. Sioux City, la. WHI I'AY HIOH HUNT? Mr. Farmer, oome to South Dakota; atop paying high rents; own your own farm; spend the money for your Improvement! that you are paying In Iora In high renu We own twenty quavers of land here that we can sell you fo Ui to W per acre on terms you can't beat; Il.tiO to l.totf down balance on payments at ( per cent. Come here before the snaps are all gont. For full Information write Dixon Bros., or Bank of tyeneca. Faulk -ounty. 8. I). TOU.V1 MAN desires place to work for board while attending school. Boyles Col lejse. Doth phones. DOUBLE YOUR MONET. Do you want to buy a good to unite? TVs have It Just fresh from the government, with perfect title. 120 lots now surveyed and about SO of them sold with about W buldlngs now completed Id the town on a railroad that has six dally trains, with ex cellent service. Thle townaite Includes 164 acrea of the very beat of aecond bottom land with fine timber for parka and alao a fine stream of water running -through it; fine openings for almost all kinds of busi ness, especially a bank, hotel and elevator. A grand bargain If sold In thirty days. Ad dress Powell Land & Loan Co.. Powell btanley county. H. D. SECTION of Oregor county. South Da kota, land for sale. This section has tim ber, running water fed by aprlngs, lots et bay, CO acrea broken, 180 acres can be plowed, all fenced, one-half mile from school, three miles from one railroad town and six miles from another; goow soli and the very best all around farming and stock raising section In Gregory county, South Dakota. Call on or write to Charles MUnei, owner, Fairfax. P. MONEY MAK.INU 400-acre corn farm out from Bloux Falls; nine-room bouse, two stories, hardwood finish; barn W by 46! other buildings; large grove, orchard with apples, black walnut trees; all can be cul tivated; fenced and cross fenced; telephone; rural mall; fiO per acre under price for quick sale; crops never were better. Write me at once. R. A. t-llvius, owner, Siou r alia. B. D. CNIOW STATION Tenth and Marcy. COME to the Blue Blanket valley In Wal worth Co., 8. D. T will sell you Improved or unimproved land as you wish; no sand stone or gumbo; 100 per cent plow land. Land la selling readily and Increasing In price; near towns, on telephone lines and it. F. D, routes; main line of the C, M. St. P. to the Paclflo coast. W. B. Myler, 8lby. S. D. Texas FOR BALK 060 acres In Lasalle county, Texas, In artesian belt New railroad con structed within ft mile land.' dtauon 24 miles. Address owner, P. O. Box 673. Stockton, CaX Wyoming!. 10,000 ACRES JUST OPENED. Carey Act lands at Wheatland, Wyo. Obtain a home now that's sure to produce and double In value before paid for. Plenty of water now on the land. Also selling choicest farm lands In Iowa colony, near Cheyenne. Oreat alfalfa and grain crops grown nere every year. Healthiest climate, purest water, good markets. For excursion lates, valuable maps, laws, write Hartung lAioa vu.i oyectat oiaie Agents, wneyenne. Wyo. WlmeMla. 10 ACRES LEVEL LAND, K culUvated. balance pasture, B-rooro house, large barn, chicken bouse, spring and trout brook on farm, I mllea from station, school on land, II, 600, easy terms. Tom O. Mason. Island City etat bank, Cumberland. Wis. MlaeoUanmn. RAVB TOO A IT A KM FOR SALB OR TRADBT Or 40 you want to buy one? Make your want known through TUB DB4 MOINK CAPITAL, the want medium el Iowa i nates: l cant a word tor each loser Hon, ( cents a .Ins, 10 eenta aa Inau. cir culation. 44.00V: larceat of any Iowa dally. Give aa a trial. Address The Capital. Land uepu. Das Moines. iowa REAL ESTATE FOR RENT JO-ACRE fruit farm, fine house, all bear ing fruit, chicken house, alfalfa, and all Kinds oi Derriea. NOWATA LAND 4 LOT CO.. (38 New Tork Life Bldg. Phone, Red 1899, REAL ESTATE LOANS LOANS to home owners and home build er a. wttn privilege of making partial par menu semi-annually. W. H. THOMAS, lot First National Bank Bldg. 4,H0 to K.000 on homes la Omaha. O'Kee'e Real Estate Co 100 N. T. Ufa, Douglas r .a-ua. OARVIN BROS., Id floor N. T. Ufa. (604 to 1100.000 on Improved property. No delay. WANTED City loans, raters Trust Co WANTED City loans and warrants. Farnam binlth k Co.. 1220 Farnam tit. PM to 10.008 made promptly. F. D. Waa. eau wai . uu ana arnam. MONET TO LOAN-fay ne lavaatraant Co. SWAPS 17,000 Gilt edged securities paying over 10 per cent annually. Will trade for Omaha Improved and aaaume. NOWATA LAND LOT CO. 58 New Tork Life Bldg; 'Phone Red l!9. TO EXCHANGESIX nice lota In Palmer Lake City, Colo. Owner values these at fl.KuO. There Is a small loan of 1600 on these lets, due in is months tru-m June. W10. at per oant Interest. Will trial e the equity for clear lots In some small town, or what can you offer. Mention Palmnr Lake Lots when wnung. u. M. rtosamona Madden, Kan. 7-ROOM HOUSE and large lot, one block trom car line in council murra, la, ; clear price, it.wiu.. wurtraa tor clear land. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO.. CGI New Tork Life Bklg. 'Phone Red 199. FORTY, acrea clear lund In Oregon; fruit country. Want vacant lot or equity In cot, tage. Nowata Land Lot Co., tD8 New York Life Bldg. Phone Bed 1!9. WANTED TO REN i WANTED SITUATIONS GOVERNMENT NOTiCES NOTICE. United Htates of America, District of Ne- tranka. Umnlia Divnion, ; Whereas, A liliel has been filed In the district court of the United rttatea for the District of Nebraska, Omaha division, on I ho 13th day of August. 1H10, by K. 8. Howell, United States attorney for the district of Neumnka, on behalf of the s:l'l Ui Ited Htates, ua libelant, against one hundred and fifty thousand (r.iuie or ksi Ice cream conea. and praylnjt the usual process and monition of tne court, that all persons Interested In said one hundied and fifty thousand (more or lexs) Ice cream cones may be cited to appear and answer the premise, and that all due proceedings being had the said one hundred and fifty thousand (more or lens) Ice cream cones may be decreed to be seised for confisca tion and condemnation, mid that the same may be condemned as being adulterated in Violation of and within the meaning of the net of congress of June 3 IWti. and that the same may be disposed of by destruc tion or a!e as the court may direct. Therefore. In pursuance of said moni tion, under the seal of said court, to me directed and delivered on the 13th day of August, 1D10, I do hereby give notice gen erally unto all persons having or pretend ing to have any right, title or Interest In said one hundred and fifty thousand (more or less) Ice cream cones, to appear hefore the aald court, in the city of Omaha, In raid district, on the 12th day of September, 1M0, next (if it be a court day, or elite on the next court day thereafter), at 10 o'clock In tho forenoon of eald. day. then and there to answer the said libel and to make known their allegations in that behalf. Dated at Omaha. In snld district, this J7th day of AugiiBt, 1910. Wm. P. Warner, U. S. Mar shal for the District of Nebraska. A 1.1 to S t r New Shawl Scarf RAILWAY TIME CARD Leave, .a :15 am .a 4:10 pra .a 4:00 pm .al2:45 pm .a :47 am .all:44 pm .a 1:50 pm 12:50 pm Arrive. all:30 pm a 8:45 am a S:10 pm a 8:50 pm al2:30 am a 7:42 am a 4:S0 pm a 8:M) pm a 4:50 pm al0:40 am b 1:30 pm al0:20 pm a 3:23 pm a 8:15 am a 7:30 am al2:3j am a 3:28 pm a 3:28 pm a 7:66 am Union Pacific San Fran. Overland L China & Japan K. M. Atlantic Express Oregon-Wash. Limited Los Angeles Limited.. Denver Special Colorado Special Colorado k-xpress Chicago-Portland Kne North Platte Local a S:ls am Grand Inland Local a 5:30 pm Llncoln-Bf atrice Local. bl2:40 pm Chicago A Northwestern NORTHBOUND. Twin City Express a 7:50 am Sioux City Local a 5:45 pm Minn. & Dakota Ex;. ...a 7:00 pm Twon City Limited a 8:45 pm EA8TBOUND. Omaha Express a 7:00 am Chicago Local al2:03 pm Colorado-Chicago a 6:10 pm Chlcaico Sueciai a 8:02 pm Paclflo Const-Chlce.ro. .a 6:00 pm a 3:28 pin Loa Angeles Limited. ...a 8:60 pm al2:J0 pm Overland Limited all:4opm a 7:46 am Denver Special al2:40 am a 6:32 am Carroll Local a 4:30 pm a 8:50 am Fast Mall a 3:26 pm WESTBOUND. Llncoln-Chadron a7:nCam all :00 am Norfolk-Boresteel a 7:60 am a!0:45 pm Long Plne-8o. Platte.... b 8:16 pm D b.w pm Hastings-Superior b 2:15 pm b 6:20 pm Deadwood-Hot Springs. a 2:56 pm a 6:20 pm CarperLander a 2:66 pm aU:W am Frtn ont-AlDion d s:w pm s i:w yin Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific EAST. Rocky Mountain Ltd....alJ:38 am al0:80 pm Iowa Local Pasa a 6:86 am a i: pm Chicago Dally Ex a 7:42 am a 2:46 am Chicago Local pass dju:w am dui:w pra Des Moines Local pass. a :w pm bie:w pm Chicago Exprese a 4:40 pm a 1:15 pm Chicago Limited a :08 pra a 8:08 am The Mountaineer a 8:60 am a 7:06 am Chi.-Neb. Ltd., Lincoln. a 8:25 am a 6:47 put I'nlo & I'al. Ei a 1:20 pm a i:v uio Okl. & Tex. Express. ...a 8:30 pm A 1:20 pm Rocky Mountain Ltd....alo:l pm ai::pm Chicago, Mllvraalcew tt Bt, ram Overland Limited all:43 pm a 7:68 am Omaha-Chicago Ex b 7:15 am b 8:30 am Omaha-Savarian ua. ...c 1:10 am u . ui Colo.-Calif. Ex a 6:00 pin a 8:26 pm Colorado Special a 7:67 am all:33 pm Perry-Omaha Local ....d :id pm uu.w Illinois central- Chicago Express a 7:00 am a 8:46 pm Chloauo Limited a 6:00 pm a 8:00 am Minn .Ht. Haul t-.ir D I w am Minn.-St. Paul Ltd a 7:00 pm A 8:00 am Chtcaaro Great Western ri.in.n Limited a 3:48 Dm Twin city Ajimueo. a o.w ,i j" Twin City Express a 8:00 am a 8:80 pm Chicago Express 8:40 pm Bllaaonrl Paclfl K. C. & St. L. Ex a 8:20 am a 7:16 am K. C. & St, L. llx all: 16 pm A 6:50 pm Wahah Om.-St. Louis Ex a 6:30 pm a 8:a am Mali ni Kvt.rn a 7:w am aii:ui piu Stanb'y Lcltfrom C. B.).b 6:00 pm bl0:l pm Barltnaton Station Tenth Mason, Barllnarton Leave. Denver and California. a 4:10 pra Puget Bound Express. .a i:j pni Neuraaka points Black Hills Lincoln Mull Northwest Express Nebraaka points .. Nebraska Expreas Lincoln Local .... . Lar.roln Looal .a 8:20 am .a 4:10 pra .D 1:M pin .all:2o pin .a 8:20 am .a 8:16 am a 7:26 pm Arrive. a 8:46 pra a 3:45 pm a 6:10 PM a 3:15 pin am: 16 pm a 7:00 am a 6:10 pm a 6:10 pm b 9:08 am a 7:60 pm ci,.uun-ILu.itjimauth..b 8:06 Dim bl0:20 am Pl ttsincuih-lowa .......a 8:18 am a 8:60 am u..it......-iiuti,mni.th ..al2.ao nm a 2:40 pm Colorado Limited all :2a pm a 7:00 am Chicago Special a 7:15 am all:05 pm Chlcano Exirei a 4:M pin a 8:1.6 pm Chicago Faat Expreaa..a 6:80 pm a :ou am Iowa Local Creaton-Iowa Local HL Louis Express .. K. C. & St. Joseph.. K. C. A. St. Joseph.. K. C. & 6t. Joseph . a 8:15 am a!0:30 am a 3:30 pm alO:30 am a 4:80 pm all:43 am .al0:4A pm a 6:45 am .a 8:16 am a 6:10 pra .a 4:30 pin Webster Station 15th and Webster. Bllaaonrl Pacific Auburn Local b 8:60 pra bl2:15 pm (hle-aco, St. Paul, Minneapolis Omaha M Slcuif City Express .. Omaha Local Sioux City Pasaenger Twin City Pasaenger 61ouv City Local .... Emerson Local .b 1:00 Din bll:45 am , c 6 20 pra b 3:20 pm .b 6:ao am ..c 8:36 am ,b 6:66 pm b 8:10 am ROOMS, all modern, nearly new; lot 100 xix: price, clear, want to trade for land. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO., (58 New Terk life Bldg. Phone Red 1998. ta) Dally, (b) Dally except bunaay. tcj Sunday only. We exchange properties of merit. 11. HL rulver. kl-l3 N. Y. Llfa Dougiaa 78ue, TO SELL OR E XC H A N O E Corner lot. 60x100, near car line. Call &18 Harney. ' SAFETY RAZORS U'LLKTTE blades resharpened, 86c doaen, I60 half doseo, tWc each. Mall them to Harvey & Co., Box 767. Omaha. Neb. WANTED--! 0 BUY BEST PRICB) paid for second-hand fur niture, carpela, Slothing and shoes. 'Phoo Douglas WiL I WANT an eight-room house neur the vatholio cathedral; must be In good condi tion. Addreiut 11 A Pee. . , , WANTED To buv, 8 or 6 room modern noise, north part or city, give full de tails. Address K 22, lit-a. SHERMAN WANTS CONVERTS Vice-President Wonld Not Read Any one Ont of Party No Time for Qaarrela. GUTHRIE, Okl., Sept. 1. "I am not here to read any republican out of the party. All are welcome and, like the minister of the gospel, I would turn sinners from their erring ways and take them back In the fold of true republicanism." That was how close Vice President Sher man came to the Insurgent question to night when he addressed a crowd In High land park, at the edge of the city. It was the largest gathering that the vice presi dent has faced on his tour of the south west and tt responded heartily to bis enunciation of party doctrines. "This Is no time for quarrels In the party," declared Mr. Sherman.' "It la no time for a division of feeling on this point W ANTElv 8 or 10-room houae. modern, or that. It la the time for republicans to food condition; suitable rooming houae. ,un1 shoulder to shoulder In the fight I'rlco must, be reasonable. Addreas G . ..,., MmmoB ..mv." 7-r - f . . . ' I -: .4 v, f - - .4-, . iQll: -M- 1 k - . t-)- , Kcr&s '1 A.' Many of the newest of these silk scarfs are In Persian effect bordered with satin bands of some contrasting or harmonizing hade. Woman, be she athlete or suffra gette, has never lo' the art of looking feminine and Appealing? when enveloped In the folds of one of jKtee new shawl sea if a. -i -. ,1 i ", inriir ' IF Boss of the Establishment!"" e!ta somentins of .Islufi. II ,J Bee. BV AMERE MAN. 4 All men were created free and equal," observed the Boss of the Establishment, oracularly. "At least the declaration of in dependence says so. But It doesn't aay anything about women. The signers knew better. I guess theyywere mostly married men." The Fourth of July la over," the Boss' wife dryly reminded him. "Whence this sudden burst of patriotism 7" I waa thinking what A lot of undemo cratic snobs you women are I" confessed the candid critic. "Meaning that I don't intend to answer that Mrs. Brown's Invitation?" replied the lady of unerring instinct. "Why should IT What do I know- about a person I met for two weeks at a summer resort? What right has she to ask me?" "Ton might have given her your address or she couldn't have written you," the Boss retorted. "Why. the way you two chummed when wo were at the seashore I thought you'd found the friend of a lifetime!" That's because men are so literal," his wife exclaimed. "How could I help giving ber my address when she asked for It?" Then after a pause the Boss, spouse con descended to explain. You see, my dear," she said, "you can know almost any kind of a person out of town, but when you're in New York you ought to be fairly certain that none of your friends ia in the rogues' gallery. And really, I don't see why you're so terribly inter ested in this Mrs. Brown I" She cast a twlft glance of suspicion at the Boss, who, eager to Justify himself, replied: "I'm nothing of the sort! - There was only one women in all that crowd, if you want to know, that I thought waa fit to be your friend, and you didn't seem to take to her at still" . "And who was she?" Inquired the lady. "But I'll bet I can guess. ' t was . that woman with the red hair that waa always late at breakfast, wasn't it?" "Yes," the Boss admitted, "It was. She seemed to me to have some class some reserve. But how did you know?" The Boss' wife laughed food naturedly. ''Because she threw the most bluffs," she explained, lapsing into the vernacular. "Such a woman can fool some of the men all of the time and all of the men some of the time, but she can't fool another woman any of the time," ' said the Boss' wife conclusively. "Now, for instance," she continued, with tantalising frankness and posltlveness, "that time you and she were talking about ber box at the opera I waa laughing in my sleeve. She waa really flirting with you, and you were so innocent you didn't know It! And when she asked me if I didn't disapprove of the low-neck gowns and said she didn't like to appear decollete In a public place I could see you were thinking what a fine woman she waa. But I made up my mind right then that she works somewhere for eight dollars a week, and that If you ever met her downtown she'll ask you to take her to lunch." "Nonsense!" exclaimed the Boss vigor ously. "1 know the world and 1 know women, and if 1 ever met a carefully nur tured, wholesome, high class woman It was that one. Everything about her showed that she was accustomed to the best. She la the sort of woman that 1 like to have you know." The Boss' wife smiled cynically but Aald nothing. It waa leas than a week after that she perauaded tbe Boss to accompany her on A little shopping expedlton, although he ojjp Tne Boss wire knsw HEfc. at A GLANCE. had Always wondered why Dante, when he waa writing up the lnrernal regions, didn't do the subject Justice by putting some of the worst- male sinners in a mil linery -shop to wait In perpetual agony while their wives tried on asbestos bon nets. When ahe had selected the sixteenth hat, which also happened to have been the first shown her, the Boss' wife recollected suddenly that she needed some back sombs, and dragged tbe unwilling martyr to A hair emporium, . Tbe Boss' wlfa knew her at a glance aa she came toward them! The Boas, as his eyes met those of the seashore siren with the opera box and the prudish views of dress, felt his face burn till it waa almost the color or the girl s daasllng make-up. But If the erstwhile society bud was non plussed by the meeting it was "not for long. Bomethlng in a coronet braid T" she asked In her' most ' professional manner, "or some aloe purrs or a rat? No? Per haps madam requires something in a transformation?" Tbe Boas, unfamiliar with the lingo of the fair hair saleslady, grinned. "No, 1 don't care lor any transformation today, thank you," his wife replied, easily and grimly. And when the back combs bad been pur chased and they were . once more on tbe street, she Observed, soberly: "Poor thing ahe was terribly embar rassed. 1 do hope ahe gets more money than 1 said she did. ' And the opera Is so expenslvel" I (Copyright, MO, by the N. iV Herald Co.) Daily Health Hint J inequality or the circulation of the blood In various parts of the body Is the condl tlon precedent to catarrh, and this may be brought about by wet feet, by a draught oa a limited portion of the skin and by various oiner ways. 3AY- Douey. OlDVOU RE AO PAPEK5 ME rrWFvVSNIrlG THE ,MA&HERt Waast WAMHir - -'awe I . Kl . V I S. J I . " IM H tt-.lfTrl :V jr I J U JB Vf 1 1 KrlOCKED i I ; VOUR. BEAUTIFUL, 'LARGE T EETH WHEN YOU 5MILE HUH-MV DOU5LL 1 5 TrsLrlnG TO nist) white: and MVFSr: Ht"WAt) MEAJH SIGHTED AMD MISTOOK YOU FOR, t HIPPO - - YOU , SHOW I ( DOLtiY- OO YOU Khow vhvt I've. IrGOOD 71IMD TO rrn quite curious IJXo know- pg? Jill fwEUU-ILUOUaT) ! V5'3A!"T,THAT fo-YOU HOBBLE bAT15FYV0UR VN ISnVKASiCALLY j SKIRT-COME -.. , ' J V ' you RjSwJ. ulen head COPYRIGHT. "I9ia "BY tHt NEW YORK EVEN1NQ TELEGRAM INEW YORK HERALD CO.). All Right! Reserved. Items of Interest for the Women Folks BIT FX. A a THE U1HLS. My friend, were I the ocean. Bathing girls I'd adore; I'd wave my coaxing billow In beckoning for more, -And 1 don't mind confiding. 1 would not hug the shore. X. E. Many girls and young married women often are" disappointed at " the ' candid criticism passed by their male belongings about their clothes. "You never seem to please a man," said a girl one day. "Some thing always seems wrong about a gown In his eyes." Doubtless sne had reason for her compla'nt In many ways, but the real secret of pleasing the average ' man Is to avoid the usual extremes in dress the outrageously flaring hats and the unwalk- able skirts, says the Montreal Star. Women ought to have a set of rules about the personal note in their gowns. They should study the colors that become them, as It is from the whole that the result, pleasing or otherwise. Is taken. Man's highest praise is usually, "She waa awfully well turned out," which means that the object of their admiration has re frained from the ultra eccentricities of fashion and was smart from the top of her well colffured, head to ber trim footgear, and also that her gloves were neat and stylish. The little boleros and yoke pieces how worn so much may be fashioned from short remnants to be picked up Just now at bar gain prices, possibly ( from scraps left over form the summer sewing. These small accessories are a great aid to good effect and many a shabby waist will be made to bloasom anew for a time at least by such an addition. For nia.inee wear they are a great convenience, and nearly all kinds of materials lend themaelves well to developing Into these- little -garments, auch as lawn, velvet, silk, banding, braid, net, lace, linen and fine woolen goods. A cute and practical little play autt for a small boy la of tan linen. The bloomera are full and ample, and the blouse In' Rus sian style is trimmed at the neck, "which is cut away in Dutch round, with A self shaped band strapped with narrow lines of red linen. The band drops down the left side in the form of a pointed tab and ia decorated with a row of buttons covered with the red. A similar band finishes th short sleeves, and a loose belt to match defines the waist line. A row of four but tons Is set on from the closing. ' Th e Dai lyBu m ble Bee VOL. I. OMAHA, SEPTEMBER 2, 1910. NO. 20J. TUB BUMBLE BEE. A. STINGER Editor Communications welcomed, and neither signature nor re turn postage requited. Ad dress tbe Udltor. NO ADS AT ANT PRICK. Muddled. Talk about confusion con founded I Look at the Nebraska state wide primary.' First, it was to fix tne mat ter so the peepul mlgnt rule. Then when they did tule, the politicians, who thought they didn't rule right, fixed It a little more. Then the peepul ruled again, and the result didn't please some of the candidates a little bit Not that any of the can didates were pikers; no in deedy. They were all dead grame sports,' only they couldn't bear the thought of losing. So they all agreed to A re count. Then they got an in junction to hold up th re count. And finally Well, the finally hasn't yet been reached, but the rule of the peepul ia A wonderful thing. Senator Serenson. T Editor Is authorized to announce that Senator Soren son will not ask for a re count He is not exactly sat isfied with the result, but says ha will acoept it this time, but that next time these political pikers had belter look out He's nailed his colors to the mast, and Is bound to stick for the big show. Privately, Y Editor be lieves that Senator Sorenson's reason for not asking for a recount is that if he did some body might Insist on his telling where he got the fifty. Coming; AlongT. Ye Editor congratulates th folks of Omaha that they are coming along. If you don't think they Are, get around to the theater soma night and watch how the folks act. It' lust Ilk being in A real elty. Oh, we're growing, no matter what tbe census says. YE EDITOR OF THE BUMBLE BEE ATTAINS HIS LIFE'S AMBITION Has the Proud Privilege of Shaking tbe Hand that Wields the Big Stick And Chase the Unde sirable Things to Their Lair. He' here today. Ue'll be in Sioux Fall to morrow. Such is life. Ever sine Mr. Dooley called attention to the Hero of San Jooan by review ing his famoua book, "Alone in - Cuba," Ye Editor has longed to greet htm. Today will be marked a the greatest in all our live. - W have met him. Th man who has hunted horse thieves in the brakes of the little Missouri; who has chased graft through the pur ileus of the New York police force; who charged up San Juan hill and chased the octo pus across the United States till his tongue hung out; who potted lions and hippos and rhino and dlkdlk and roo goos and fllllloo birds and th like under Afric's blazing sun; who scorned th tstetste fly (whatever that is) and the sleeping sickness, and who couldn't spell hookworm to save his life, shook hands with Ye Editor today. We don't know which of the great events in his wonderful career of a&llvlty he will set down as ecjual to this occa sion, but we know which on we wU frame It with. It baa been our pleasure to meet other great personage In times past. We have even mingled with royalty. On one occasion we accompanied with much pride three kings, who went out to call on a queen; It turned out that her majesty was accompanied by two other queens and a pair of sixes, whereat our pride suffered a slump, and the three kings lost much standing with ua and an incidental gob ef chips that looked about as big as a bushel basket or a load of hay. That was a mournful but none th lea well remem bered call. But that 1 beside the point Th argument of this story, it metier, to be real nice about it i th fact that we have met HIM. What is there left for us to do? Tbe evening of our lit will be devoted to remembering this great day, and wondering if he will also remember it. He ought to, for w were the fellow with the hat on. Of course there were other; some hundreds of them, and they were all there for the same purpose. Oh, it wa a great day. And tonight he will be at the Den, and tomorrow he will be In Sioux Falls. Such is life. But maybe he'll come back. He already has once. OH, YOU TIGHTWAD. Oh, dear old tightwad' back at home, I Just do wish you'd listen Wniie 1 relate a thing or two. A- thing or two, you're nilssln'. In your back yards you claim to love. Where you may loaf and woller In lasiiiess and yet hold on To that almighty dollar. The air out her 1 fresh and cool. The piain with sag brush brimles; Th wild ja-k rabbits toss their heads Whene'er the engine whistles. The sklea above the plains are blue. The iiiouniulns cApped with snow; You can't see these from your backyards, For ail our bluff and blow. Of courae this kind of lif comes high, x This fllttin' nere and there; But what's the dlff, old tight wad, If You feel like a millionaire. Yes, tlshtwada, dear, your mlsaln' lota Of things besides expens And In the end what have v'ou prayT A lew more dollar than sens. BAYOL.L. NB TREiAH. San Francisco, Aug.- 24. P4A Norm,U it comes PERSONAL. Norm Hapgood was midst on Tuesday, soma guesser when to politics. He's also an dlton George Ad looked over th city Tuesday. Oeorg I a farmer from Indiana at time. Among other visitor noticed on our streets today is Gift Pinchot Gift waa in th gov ernment service a little tlm back. Jlrnmie Garfield is spending r few hours in town today. Jim looks mighty good, con sidering. , ,' Oerrlt Fort says h don't mind running a railroad, but it' considerable of a atraln to have to look after a rail-, road And a, lot of heavy weight editor at th sara time. Governor Shallenberger la with us today; let us hop that he will come often enough to learn th names of th city streets. Mayb he'll Ilk us Uien. Dan Fuller is going to start a stor up in Sioux City, Dan will do well up ther. after he gets used to city ways. Charley Pickens says it isn't true that he rode in th gal loping parade at Cheyenn. H waa out there, but h didn't rid. 'nostras. Think of A telephone that will not carry the sweet-toned vole that thrilled th multi tude at Denver, when th panoplied host of democracy ranged themaelves behind th Peerless Leader In response to the clarion call of L Jehovah Dunn I Ain't It awful, Mabel? Kerever. Thos gallant warriors who have ranged behind Ash ton th I, needn't worry. . They'll be called "colonel" . till they're tired of hearing it. ' Why We Like Hlaa. We Ilk him 'cause he Teddy; W like him 'caua h's big. For a fuss he's always ready. Had rather fight than Jig. Bumbl Be stings art al-