r TIFE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 26, 1910. 'Hie umaiia Daily Hee. l-'OLWDED faY KDWAlIIi ROBEWATKR. VICTUlt nO.SKVVATKK. Kl'ITOIt. Entered at Omaha .postofflre as second class matter. TERMS OP" ftnsCUIPTION. Ially He lnrllilln Sunday), per week..K.c lally Ree (without Hunday), per week.. 1(1.: J 'ally llio (without Muiiday), one year..MU I 'ally Hee and Sunday, one year SOU DELIVERED BY CAltKlKR. Evening lie (without Funday). per weck..fc Kveiilna; Hee (with tfunday), per we,k....lo Hunday liee, one year Saturday Bee, one year '. 1 " I Address all rornnlalnts of IrrfK luiarities in delivery I Cily Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The lire Building. tiouth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Hlufra IS Kootl street. Lincoln 618 Utile Rulldlns. Chlcajto U48 Marquette Btillding. New York Kooma 1101-1102 No. 34 West Thirty-third atreet. Washington 7J6 Fourteenth Street. N. W. CO R R ES I'ON D E N C E. 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Be printed during me monta of July, 1910, waa aa tonows: 1 44.S70 17 40,330 II 48,870 19 43,380 tO 41,800 1 48,180 J J 48,370 la 43,00 H 40,300 it 43,310 t 40,380 1J 43,300 II 43,410 19 43,330 10 48,450 II 40,300 48,00 1 41,300 4 65,00 i j... 49,780 41.S60 1 41,830 41.M0 41,840 10 4O.4O0 II 4130 It 41,810 1 41,630 1 41,740 II 1. 41,880 1. ....... t. 48,88 Total etoraer testes. ., 1,333,310 t 13,867 Hei total 1,310,043 Dally avarara.. 48,886 J ; OEOROE B. TZSCHUCK. Treaaurer. Buhsi.-lbed In my presence and sworn to before ma thia 1st day f August, 1910. M R. WALKER. Notary Public. .Subscribers leaving the eltr teaa porarily shoal karat The Be mailed to them. Address will be chanced aa eftea reqaeated. Boost for Omaha all the time. The future historian of Nebraska will recount about the recount. And then, too, this recounting busi ness is not always what it seems to be. Note that the effect of the paving block controversy Is to block the pav ing. Our weather man evidently believes In playing the limit when he plays at 8ll.. aii j . il4 i-wn,i " " " ' ' ' ' ' , The colonel merely passes through Omaha today. He will stop with us on his return. Under the circumstances Dr. Madrla might find real enjoyment ' in that comic opera, "King for a Day." Vice President Sherman has noth ing to say. He seems to realize that there are times when silence Is golden. The first item on the political pro gram for : conservation of natural re- sources must be to y extinguish the forest fires. The Fraternal Order of Eagles is airing a small sized graft scandal of Its own. Nothing like keeping in style. King Ak-Sar-Ben will soon entertain the first private citizen of the world. Have you, joined this year? If not, now 18 the time. Governor Brown , of Georgia and Governor Shallenberger of Nebraska would feel better If they held a mu tual consolation party. It will be warm enough In Cheyenne when the colonel gets there, no mat ter what kind of a package the weather man hands out. Colonel Roosevelt started out talk- 'ng conservation from the start. The subject evidently would not keep for the conservation congress. Another New York young woman la to marry a French count. It must be oversight that the dispatches fail to state how much money her father la worth. Now that the protocol tor the settle ment of the boundary dispute between Costa Rica and Panama has been offi cially approved, we may all breathe easier. Kentucky farmers are still digging up pots of gold and currency burled In '.he fields during the civil war. Dig glng In the Nebraska fields, however 's just as profitable. President Taft will keep the sum mer capital at Beverly a month longer than originally Intended. The offlce- seekers will hunt him down there just aa well as at Washington. Lincoln need not make faces at Omaha because Its census is scheduled to fall short of expectations. Lincoln census population will be officially an nounced In due time with a dull sick eolng thud. If present crop prospects make good the Nebraska farmer will be quite able to throw his old auto In the scrap heap and blossom out In a tww 1911 model without bothering about putting mortgage on the farm. Those Cannon Democrats. Because two Alabama cdnKressnirn who belonged to the group of twenty three demon at voting against the other members of their own pnrty when the so-called Cannon rules were at "take, have failed of renomtnatlon, an effort Is being made In democratic circles to hold up their defeat as discipline and repudiation by their own party. If the democrats were themselves to spew out their own traitors and traders, It would be at W'fist an arnument with which to lm- press the people that they could safely . . .... trust the democrats to assume control In the next congress. but the chances are that In the downfall of these two Alabama demo crats, their votes with the famous or Infamous twenty-three were but one of several factors if not altogether negligible and if it were left to their party associates in congress, they would have been triumphantly en dorsed. This is by no means mere inference unsupported by evidence of record. The democratic defection to the rescue of the so-called Cannon was led, it will be remembered, by Congressman Fitzgerald of Brooklyn, who was forthwith rewarded, accord ing to the terms of the deal, by being appointed by Speaker Cannon to a minority membership of the rules committee. But did Mr. Fitzgerald last caste or prestige with his demo cratic colleagues as a result of this notorious sell-out? Quito the con trary, for when the rules were later amended so that the minority rep resentatives on that committee were to be chosen by the democratic caucus, this arch-Cannon democrat was given complete vindication as the choice of the democrats for the very place he had acquired by bolting his caucus. If Congressman Fitzgerald, who led the Cannon relief part, was later ac corded an endorsement by those who speak for the democratic party in con press and is reasonably contain of re nomination and re-election in his own district, how can the loss of two insig nlficient congressmen from Alabama, who merely followed where Mr. Fitz gerald led, pass as purification for the self-convicted democrats? The exoneration and glorification of Fitz gerald by the caucus after he had saved the Cannon rules, convicts the democratic party and the. guilt is not expiated by shoving the two Ala bamans overboard. The Hales of the Game. I make no charge of fraud against any one and am only aBklng to have a recount of enough of the ballots to satisfy the thousands of loyal democrats who now feel disappointment, because of fear of my de feat, that If I shall finally . b counted a loser I will have at least been fairly whipped under the rules of the game as laid down by the laws of the state. Gov ernor Shallenberger, . , , ' When a man takes a hand at the gentleman's game he 1b supposed to pay up If he loses Just as cheerfully as he would expect his opponent to liqui date If he, himself, had the winning cards. But there are certain rules of the game which are designed to make sure that the play is on the square. It Is not permissible, for example, to carry a fifth ace up the sleeve. It Is not polite to hold the cards below the table where the other player cannot see them all the time. The discovery of marked cards would also justify de claring all beta off. The game of politics, of course, has Its own rules developed by the exigen cies of the case, but they are supposed to be grounded on the same code of sportsmanlike morals which govern other gentlemen's games. So In the game of politics It Is not credited fair to vote the same man more than once, nor to vote under some one else's name, nor to vote on faked-up free holders' certificates. Such vicious and unsportsmanlike practices have been occasionally Indulged, but they do not show on the count, because the players are skillful in marking the ballots cor rectly and fairly accurate in the tally. In other words, a recount offers a defeated candidate and hts friends about the same assurance that he has been fairly whipped under the rules of the game as would an inventory of the chips after the table has been up set In Wisconsin. The center of political interest focuses next on Wisconsin, where the preliminary canvass will soon cul minate In the Impending direct prim ary. Wisconsin, like Nebraska, has that style of direct nomination known as the open primary, but the sltua tlon there developed has left the democrats practically without contest and free to take a hand in the sharp factional fight which is waging among republicans. In Wisconsin, probably more than any other state, except possibly Kan sas, the lines are being drawn between regulars and Insurgents, particularly with reference to the republican noml nations for congress and for United States senator. The majority of the Wisconsin delegation In congress have been classed as Insurgents, so that It strikes strangely upon the outsider to see opposition manifested to several of the most widely known Insurgents because they have not been suffl clently radical. The most competent and experienced political observers who have been sizing up conditions In Wisconsin expect mixed results in the congressional nominations the turn ing down of regulars and Insurgents alike according as sentiment varies from one congressional district to another. On the senatorial nomination, Wis consln Is witnessing a supreme f- fort on the part of La Follette for re-election, In which, however, he will have the benefit of democratic votts In the prlmiry which will probably be withdrawn from hin: in the election. Democrats who vote the republican primary ticket will, for the most part, add to La Foilette's strength, not with the Idea of returning blm to the son ate, but In the hope that he may be later beaten and made to make way for a democrat. It will be remem bered that Senator Stephenson secured the primary nomination In Wisconsin two years ago, but had much trouble in getting the requisite vote in the legislature, even though the republi. cans were safely in the majority, be cause the La Follette wing charged fraud and refused to recognize the force of the nomination. If the Stephenson element retaliates, it will cause no surprise. The primary, therefore, promises to be only the prelude to the battle royal in Wisconsin, and party lines are likely to be more thoroughly broken down In the coming campaign there than in any other state. Linin? Up for 1912. Our amiable democratic contempor ary, the World-Herald, whose editor is running for United States senator on the democratic ticket, has already started out to line the Nebraska demo crats up for 1912. "It could not fall," it says, "to be a serious blow, If not, indeed, a disaster to the cause of progressive democracy if democratic victory and democratic gains this year in states like New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts and Ohio should be at tended by democratic reversals and losses in the west, where the new democracy was born, and especially In Nebraska, which bears the democratic colors. Here we see already preparations to sing again the tune which the demo cratic organs Bounded last year. Re publicans are to be Impressed and urged that the campaign in Nebraska Is one of purely local Issues, and that they should show their independence of party by voting the democratic ticket, ' while the democrats, on the other side, are to be warned that this is the preliminary skirmish for 1912, and that they must all front together now In order to push the outposts further forward, from which the sortie Is to be made two years hence for the capture of the White House. If, as our democratic contemporary assures us, the outcome of the election In the various states this year Is certain to have an Important bearing on na tional conditions and the presidential election of 1912, It will, be just as in cumbent on the republicans of Ne braska, who constitute a majority of Its voting strength, to stand shoulder to shoulder, and by endorsing their party's achievements and upholding Its national leaders, keep their vantage ground for the battle of 1912. Frontier Day. The Frontier day celebration at Cheyenne is coming to be almost as much of a fixed institution as the Ak Sar-Ben festivities at Omaha. In its program Cheyenne has retained the characteristics of frontier life and made them the center about which to build a novel and unique entertain ment. This year Cheyenne has the added attraction and participation of Colonel Roosevelt and his party which Is sure to arouse more interest and bripg forth a greater attendance than ever before in its history. Cheyenne Is to be congratulated on making the most of its opportunities in connection with the celebration of Frontier day. Cheyenne is a live up- to-date western capital of a young but growing state full of possibilities, and its Frontier day is doing more than anything else to help It catch and hold the eye of the country. As was to have been expected, Gov ernor Shallenberger's motion for ouster proceedings against the Omaha police authorities has started others, and ap plication Is already in hand calling on him to institute ouster proceedings against a county attorney charged with refusing to prosecute. If all the of ficers against whom such complaints are lodged wero to come under the governor's discipline, our courts would be busy hearing ouster suits and have time for nothing else. "The greatest ambition and highest inspiration of all self-respecting col ored men," declares one of ihelr lead ers, "Is to be good American citizens and to be judged by their conduct and not their color." We commend this to colored men and women every where. They have themselves the making of their conduct, although not the making of their color. Denial has been entered to the re port that the Union Pacific is about to rebuild Its Omaha bridge. The bridge has been rebuilt twice and may yet be equal to present requirements but a tour-track railway bridge at this point will be one of the necessities of the not distant future, and the Union Pacific will be the road to build It The death of former Senator Wllk Inson Call of Florida resurrects a name that had been nearly forgotten. Sen ator Call helped make laws twenty years ago and succeeded In serving I the senate without attaching his per sonality to anything of lasting fame Several of the Douglas delegation that put Omaha In so bad In the late legUlature have pulled out renomtna tlons on the local democratic ticket. Knowing what their misconduct cost Omaha last time tliu voters will have to ask themselves whether It is pafe to take another chance on such a bunch. At last accounts "Bill" Frice was de claring that he had got back only pnrt of the money for which he was prom ised reimbursement when he was shoved off the senatorial race track. If a relief train is not soon sent out from the Commoner office, "Bill" may become an insurgent. The steadily Increasing number of applications for postal savings banks registered with the Fostofflce depart ment from all parts of the country 1b the best answer that could be made to the assertion during the debate of the bill that "nobody wanted postal savings banks, anyway." liana 'Km on the (iilimn. Wall Street Journal. i Seems aa though In our statistics of hides ami skins some note should be taken of the large numbers of Indians skinned. If Vol llonlit, roast 'Era. Kansas City Times. Colonel Roosevelt's western trip will take him 5.493 miles, and estimating three cheers to every mile, there's a total of lfi,l"9 cheers, not counting the Rtopplng places. Test tag- the Old Grip. Baltimore American. There is no doubt that Theodore Itoo- elt has a strong hold on both the affec tion and the imagination of the general public. And both the imagination and feei ng are powerful factors In politics, al though theoretically it Is regarded as an bstract science. New Better Than Old Ways. Washing-ton Herald. The admission of the colonel that he does, not know hoW to milk a oow has caused some comment throughout the country. It should be borne In mind, how ever, that the colonel can go out any day and discover an entirely new and better way to milk a cow. The Consumer Para. Philadelphia Ledger. Announcement is made that, owing to the cloakmakers' strike In New York many dealers will be short of stock for fall trade. The Immediate result promises to be such an advance In prices as will bring in for the scant supply aa much aa though this were of normal proportions. Thus the public is to pay the manufac turers' share of strike expenses. The share of the strikers there appears to be no way of liquidating. Br Georae, Something- la This. Baltimore American. There is said to be a plan In New York to put up a new statue of George III In that city to replace the one destroyed in the revolution and melted Into bullets. Why George III. should have a monument In this country Is a my.stery, unless It Is that. In spite of himself, .his plgheadeaness ana oppressive treatment of the colonies over here led to the revolt . which meant the foundation of the United States aa a nation. And that Is rather a boomerangic kind of claim. ., , . , , SPECIMEN OF E REFERENDUM One of the . ThJffyrTno Propositions Submitted to New 'York Times. ' The other day we took occasion to cite an Instance of the Working of the extreme referendum fad In '' South Dakota. Today we take from The Oregonlan an example of the way the blessed plan Is working out In another state. Here Is one of the amend ments to the constitution of Oregon, on which, along with, thirty-one other proposi tions, the voters are expected to express their desires by a simple "Yes"- or "No." "For an amendment to Article IV, Con stitution of Oregon, Increasing initiative, referendum, and recall powers of the peo ple; restricting use of emergency clause and veto power on state and municipal legislation; requiring proportional election of members of the legislative assembly from the . state at large, annual sessions and increasing members' salaries and terms of office; providing for elections of speaker of house and president of senate outside of members; restricting corporate franchises to twenty years; providing 110 penalty for unexoused absences from any rollcall, and changing form of oath of of fice to provide against so-called legislative logrolling." The mere reading of this list of matters bunched in a single amendment Is enough to make an ordinary man's head swim, and the more he knows about the complex subjects Involved the harder it would he for him to embody his judgment In the af. flrmative or the negative. He might con' celvably approve of proportional represen tation and disapprove of short terms for corporation charters; he might wish to have lonser terms for members of the legislature and not care to cut down the governor's veto power; he might think well of higher salaries and find tha elec tion of a speaker from outside the as sembly absurd, and ao on through the be wildering Hat And' especially with the fruits of tha present reglmo of "Inltatlve, referendum, and recall" In mind he might well refuse to vote to "Increase" them. If such mad experiments were made by a community newly organised and utterly un used to the methods and alms of popular government. If they were the work, for Instance, of the wild theories of the French revolution Just released from a grinding despotism, one would be able to unoer- stand them. But that they should be put forward by a community that haa actually governed Itself for years Is amonlnir. for they make actual popular government physically and mentally Impossible. Our Birthday Book Aurnst ae. isio. Thomas Jefferson Coolldge, former United States minister to France, waa born August 2A, 1831. In Boston. He made his way to the top as a cotton manufacturer and Im porter. He' Is also a member of tha Joint commission to adjust disputes between the United 8tates and Canada. John B. Barnes, Judge of the supreme court of Nebraska, Is Junt M years old to day. He was born In Ohio and practiced law at Norfolk, Neb., before he was ele vated to the bench. Theophilus L. Norval, former supreme court Judge In Nebraska, was born August 24, 1847. at London Mills, ill. lie Is now living In retirement at Keward.. where he haa a prlie poultry farm. Byron O. Burbank. attorney-at-law. In the New York Life building, Is just 60. He was born at Northfield, Minn., and taught school at Byron, 111., before he came to Omaha, where he has been practicing law alnce 18)3. E. W. Ounther. banker and merchant, was born Aurust 3t, 1K3. In Cologne, tier many, coming to this country In IS9. He was formerly In buslnesa at Albion, Neb., and at several other Nrbraxka put u is. Clear the Decks Colonel Watterson's Compliments to Oolbnel Bryan, with Bom marks oa Baal Democracy. Louisville Courier-Journal. Noting In the Commoner some friendly obnervations which had appeared In the Courier-Journal, Mr. Bryan adopts the tone and uses the language of superiority. He writes as a law-giver. The purpose of our prachmcnt concerned itself rather with Mr. Bryan, aa an Individual, than the demo cratic party as an organism. ' Though not our brother's keeper, we wrote as an elder and a well-wlslier; because the glimpse had of the famous Nebr.iskan In 19"! revealed a personality of so many virtues, of such real simplicity and charm, as to obliterate by gone misconceptions and antagonisms. The editor of the Courier-Journal knows what malice Is. Temperamentally Incapable of hatred, even of anger and resentment after the event, he believes with Talleyrand and Blsn.aick that In public affaira revenge should be an unknown quantity. States manship would expunge the word from the dictionary. Tho friends of yesterday bo come the enemies of today, and vice verna, nothing true or stable except the good of the commonwealth ever with events chang ing from time to time Its needs and Its Instrumentalities. Here Is the way Mr. Bryan translates our well-intended honlly: "Mr. Watterson assumes that there may be a disposition on tho part of some demo crats to nominate a man who did not vote the ticket In li, and he urges Mr. Bryan not to oppose It, giving as his reason that loyalty to the party In this election ought not to be made a teat. He assures Mr. Bryan that he would win great applause if he would bury tha past and Join with the eastern democrats In winning a victory for the party under the leadership of some one who opposed the party In 189S. "Mr. Bryan appreciates the kindly spirit in which the editorial la written, and will give It due consideration when the time comes to select a candidate. "It la not necessary to discuss the subject at this time. There will be plenty of time to speak when there is a serious attempt to name a candidate who waa not loyal In '96. In tha meantime Mr. Watterson might use some of his energy In trying to persuade those who have defeated the party to con sider the wisdom of supporting a candidate against whom the charge of disloyalty can not be made. It ought to be possible to find an available man among the 6.500,000 who supported the ticket in 18U6, 1900, 1904 and 1908.' There seems a touch of the disingenuous here. Most of the leading democrats who were driven away from the party by the free silver issue In 1896 voted the ticket In 1900. In the foregoing, Mr. Bryan Joins with 1S96 as coverlog the range of choice the years 1900 and 1904 and 1908, as If Mr. Wat terson's adjuration Implied otherwise. No body would thing of nominating a demo cratic candidate for president who had voted for McKlnley Jn 1900, or for Roosevelt In 1904. The Dolnt made relatpa tn im tv 8a"ld that a test of loyalty should no more carry to 1896 than to 1860. In both years there was a cataclasm. The Courler-Jorurnal would have the party In 1912 name the most available man, no matter where he lives, or how he voted In 1896, and we much mistake the prevailing trend and temper If fhls be not the opinion of nine-tenths of thinking democrats In very part of tha country. If Mr. Watter son could heartily support Mr. Bryan In 1909, Mr. Bryan ought to be able heartily to support Mr. Watterson in 1912, and aa Mr. Watterson has passed the age limit Mr. Anybody Else who, with Mr. Watterson, opposed the election of Mr. Bryan In 1896. But It seems Impossible for Mr. Bryan to get away from 1896. He says that we think "No man fit to be a democratic pres ident unless he helped to elect a republican president in the critical campaign of four teen years ago," and, as if to fasten this mistaken conception upon us, and so to make an Issue where none either does or should exist, he adds: "Mr. Bryan is not at nueriy u consider me matter from a purely personal standpoint. Ha owes some thing to the men who have thrice nominated him In spite of the Influences that are now at work to emasculate our platform and substitute a reactionary for a progressive program," closing with this strange, and may we not say without offense, this nar row perversion of the actual situation, "can he afford to surrender these Supporters Into the bands of the opposition merely to enjoy the plaudits of those who have no sym pathy with the platform on which he has won?" Ah, dear Mr. Bryan; that Is not the lan guage of a statesman, or a man even of every-day wisdom and common sense. The men who stood across your path in 1896 are all dead, except the editor of the Courier Journal, and he has had a change of heart. He doea not count and is not in Issue. His modest aim la to point the way betimes from strife-breeding factlonism to honor able agreement upon the principle of wif lng out and beginning over again, the only sure, safe rule where there has been a family quarrel. There exists in the dem ocratic mind little, if any, thought of "pro grams." Talk about "progresslvelsm" and reactlonlsm" come mainly from the repub licans. Old-fashioned democracy without any trimmings, will be found good enough for the boys tn the trenches. Mr. Bryan should have a cars how the notion gets abroad that he would force upon the party, now fairly reunited, issues where none exist; that claiming to be a man with a mission, be doea not subject himself with a grievance; that he does not give color to the accusation, already made by his enemies, that, having thrice failed himself, he la unwilling that any nominee. except some Impossible doctrinaire named by himself ahall win. In short, dear Mr. Bryan, take the advice of a friend who has quite outlived the passions of mere partylsm, your senior, and it not a stronger an older hand at the bellows, and have done with hair-splitting and phrase-making which comes ao easy to you! Open wide the windows and the doors to let out the megrims and let In the sunshine! Truly, as Mr. Bryan says, generosity should not be one-sided. It has not been Millions of democrats voted for him both in 1900 and In 1908 perhaps even in 1SIj6 who did not wholly agree with him In all polnta of gospel law. There Is need for a change of parties If for nought else. It will be time enough to consider the In tricacies of doctrinal opinion after we have obtained the power to apply doctrines to government. If tha democratic party loses another presidential battle it will probably as an historic entity pass from off tha scene. The label may survive, but the leaders and tha genesla will be altered. Radicalism beyond where we are spells socialism. Frogresalveism meana republicanism turned socialist. Both may tume to pass in the fullness of time, because universal education and universal suffrage mean In tha end universal revolution. But as matters stand, it la likely to be In 1911, the same old fight between the same old parties, and If the democrats should lose It becailr-a Mr. Bryan's Interposition with nuld. lilies, or dlstuiblrg qulblihs. the Com jmoner will have gone back fourteen years j to sap places with Mr. Watterson, whom lie doubtless still thinks whs a very lin 1 . t H-r person In IsM. PERSONAL NOTES. Gamblers arrested not long ngo at Nar rBii'tt are likely to escspe punishment. They wore caught at the games, so thrre is no question of tielr guilt, but they are fashionable women to whom nrialjinment in court would not be agreeable. Menellk's wife, the empress of Abyssynla, who la reported to be a prisoner In the hands of those favoring the Immediate suc cession of tho heir apparent. Is a 1aly who wJs once it great beauty and who had had four previous husbanils before she became tho wife of Menelik. Joseph Bald of Ote:ii, Huntington county, ra., is S4 years old, but last week he threshed seventeen doten sheaves of rye with an old-fashioned flujl. taking about a day and a half at the Job. He says he could keep light nt It with any of them If his eyesight did not fail htm. Mother Butler, tho name by which Mrs. William Butler of Newton Center, Mass., Is known to .Methodists nil over the world has Just celebrated her ninetieth birthday anniversary. A cable message from Bar oda, India, announced the formal opening for a hospital for women and children In honor of the missionary on that day. Mrs. Butler was Instrumental In sending the first woman physician to India In 1809. A whlto-halred man walked Into the kitchen of Mrs. John Bower of Krledens burg. Pa., and asked her If she would not furnish him lodging for the night. She promptly refused, but the stranger Insisted on getting quarters. Mrs. Bower took a good look at him and suddenly recognized the man thnt confronted her as her brother, John Schlotman, whom she had not seen for thlrty-threo years and who left Berka county when 8 years of age. BOOH IN GOLD BRICKS. Ovrrworklm the Bualneaa Starts a Warning; Cry. New York Times. Ready money above the dally needs and overtrustfulnes and not that variety of dis honesty which manifests Itself In a will ingness to enter get-rlch-qulck schemes where something for nothing Is expected, seem, broadly speaking, to be the reason why so many farmers throughout the coun try are loaded yearly with all manner of cheap stocks and other worthless paper. When the farmer turns an eager ear to the smooth tongued promoter v. no assures him that mine or oil stock, the latter far leaa oily than himself, will be worth In a few months many times the price at which the farmer Is adroitly Importuned to buy, he Is chiefly a dupe. He needs no help In a horse trade or in the sale or purchase of farm land, but In this stock trading business he is a babe In the woods. The various Granges and other organizations of the country owe it to him and to themselves to protect him. Mr. C. S. Stetson, master of the Maine state Grange, recently sounaed this warn ing to farmers; "While our farmers have not bought all the gold bricks sold In Main, still they have more In stock than they are talking about. Bogus mines, fake oil wells, snide quarries and worthless bonds have been unloaded on our farmers in amounts that would ap pal us If the facts were known. "The promoter has found our state a prof itable field. The results of his labor are seen In the bankruptcy of nearly every per son of means in one of our most prosperous villages and the pauperizing of hundreds of our business men, mechanics, farmers, widows, and orphans, "These omnlverous sharks spare no one. Trust funds are taken, and the confiding are despoiled. Our mails are flooded with tho advertising of so-called Industrial schemes which are exploited for the single purpose of selling stock." The agricultural papers are also joining In the campaign of education and exposure and the work should be pushed by every possible agency until the swindlers are ousted from their nests, richly feathered by honest and hard working if over credulous men, to work for a living or starve. Neither alternative would be altogether displeasing. Talks for people There are no halfway measures in advertising If It Isn't exactly right, ... . t i i- , ,, I....... It 1b wrong. If it is strong and interest- lng, suggestive and convincing, direct and intelligent; if it is neither too short nor too long; if it tells the truth forcibly, convincingly, modestly; if it bears the unmistakable Imprint of sin. cerlty, It will Inspire confidence and bring results "if not, not." If your advertising looks cheap and shoddy, who will believe your mer- chandlse is good? ' If you believe that good advertis- COUTANT Coal Of lice Mowed OUR HARD COAL IS THE SCRAMTOH. How Is the Time to Coy PHONE3Bell SHORTEST LINE TO AND THROUGH St. Paul " Minneapolis Two fast, splendidly equipped trains dally to tho Twin Cities over a track that is so good as to insure a smooth ride Lv. Omaha 9:00 am Lv. Council Bluffs, 0:20 am Ar. Nt. Paul 0:85 pin Ar. Minneapolis. . 10:10 r m Coaches Cafe-Observatlon-Parlor Car Boosting Omaha Valuable Advrrllalnit Medium. Alma Record. The Omaha Bee came out Wednesday In four parts as a booster e.lltlon for a JW.m Omaha. The paper was highly Illustrated with rlclnre" of Omaha's streets, bullilingi and public cltlsens. It wss the bitsest newspaper ever Issued In the state and wi a valuable advertising menmiti r ins market town. Great Mevrspanes fr In Great Tas, Hartlngton Hetald. The Omaha Hee came out Wednesday with a handsome, ".100,000 Omaha" Issue, containing many pages ot matter, concern ing tho different features of that great and growing metropolis. The fjmalm. Be Is a great newspaper In a great town. Conlutenauralo with the t'lty. Teltamnh Journal. , The Omaha Bee for Wednesday came out in an excellent Illustrated edition oom inensurste with that city's desire to grow Into a city of 300,000 people before l:f. reaches us. We hope It may. Pronuftanren It n Beauty. Western Laborer. The Bee's 300.000 edition on Wednesday was a beauty, full of good mellow boosts, beautiful half-tone pictures, and bubbling over with handsome advertisements. LIGHT AND LIVELY. "Why do humorists usually look so sad?' "They have to look that way." replied Mr. Merrlman. "It wouldn't be modest or becoming for a man to be constantly smil ing at his own happy thoughts." Wash ington Ktar. "Pop. what a pity It was that the an cient Unmans did not know anything about base ball." "Why ho. my son'."' Just think of how they would have en Joyed killing the umpire." Baltimore American. Mrs. Nupop Dear, the baby Is getting to look more and more, like you every day. Mr. Nupop (absently)Well, punish him yourself. I can't be bothered with tales of his constant misdeeds w-hen I come home tired and nervous. Cleveland Leader. "I would like to go to one of . these palmists who pretend to foretell the future and fool him." "Tou couldn't do it. He would soon find out your game." . -v "How could he?" "Well, he could make' you show your hand." Chicago Journal. ' "Do' these Englishmen understand Amer ican slang?" "Some of them do. Why?" "My daughter is to be married In London and the duke has cabled me to come across." ' "Well?" "Does he mean me or my wan?" I -Louis- vllle Courier-Journal. THE QUARK EL. W. I. Nesblt tn Harper's Magazine. Now, Willie Johnson yesterday, He make a face at me, an' say. He's glad he ain't a little, glii,! 'Cause he don't have no hair to curl An' his face don't have to be clean An' so I tell him 'at he's mean. An' I make faces at him, too. An' stick my tongue out! Yes, I do. Nen me an' Willie Johnson fight, I know 'at girla must be po-llte An' never get In fights but he Got in the fight; It wasn't me. An' so I tored off Wlllle a hat An' gave him Just a little pat Up 'side his face, an' he Just cr: " An' run home like he's trald be ll diet Po pretty soon his mamma, she Corned to our house an' looked at mel Nen goed right In where mamma Is She tooked 'at tored-up.hat o- his. . An' Missus Johnson she Just told My mamma lots o' things, an' scold ' About me, too 'cause I'm outside An' hear th' door Is open wide Nen Willie corned out wlf his pup An' say "Hullo!" So we maked up, Nen got to playln' an'mal show His pup Is a wild ll'n, an' so, W'y, he's tralnln' It, an' I'm Th' aujence mos' near all th' tlme An' nen our mammas bofn corned out. His mamma she stilt scold about Me slappln" him an" they bofe say: 'Hereafter keep your child away! An' nen they see us playln' there An' nen bofe say: "Well, I declare!" who sell things lng might broaden your business, make It more vislbfy productive make your merchandise move faster, increase your actual percentage ot prom then we want you to ,ee our Advertising Service of Copy and II- lustrations. t-' -j It is not "clever" or "catchy. jjnd doesn't "claim everything in sight." It Is the Intelligent, convincing, stralght-from-the-shoulder kind of ad- vertielng that Inspires confidence and produces results. 'Phone Tyler 1000 and our represen- tatlve will call on you. a SQUIRES to 210 South 1 7th St. 930; Ind. A-1930 Lv. Omaha 8:80 pin Lv. Council Uluffs.MiKO pm Ar. hU I'aul 7:85 am Ar. Minneapolis . . 8:10 am Coaches and Chair Cars. I'uliinan and gUndsrd Bleeping Car Hultft Club Car r.lectrlc Uihu TICKETS A.T 1512 Farnam St OMHAA Fbobs Doaf las SSO , 4 i I at I I. I t