THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY,' AUGUST 24, 1010. Ti in iJMMiA Paiiy Her Kui'M'KU HY KIlUAf.I" UOSRWATKIl. VICTOU ItOdlCWATKR. kUftXiK. Knterl ( Omaha postofflce u sccond rlais matt!'. ' . i TF.n.M OF FT,'ttSCRU'TK)N'. Talty Htm (Including Funrtay). per nrk..l.e laily Hee (without Sunday), per wek..lo. Iatly Pee, (without Sunday), one year..4 JDaily Hee ami Sunday, one .r fi.uo DKLIVfOItEI) HY OAI'.KIKK. KvenlnK tl (nlthout Kmirfiiy). per week.. Kvrnlns; lira lth fund.iyj. per week... .I"" fcunday Hee-, one year .- I--' Saturday Ree. nna vear I.M Ad1rea all roinp'lalnta of Irreg-ularltle In ) osuvery tut city Circulation ipiriroei. OFFICKH. Omaha The Bee Bulldln. South O.naha Twenty-fourth and N. Council HluffB 15 Scott utreet. Lincoln 018 Little Hulldtin. Chicago-ilM Marquette Untitling. New lork Itooma ll'Jl-1102 No. M West Thirty-third utreet. Waahlncten 725 Fourteenth Street. N. W. COHKESI'ONDENCB. Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should he adreesrd: Omaha Dee, Editorial Uepartnient. RllMlTTANCr.S. , Remit hy draft, expre ot iioMbI order tayable to The Re I'libllohlng Company, unly 2-ccnt stamps received In payment of mail accounts. fernonnl Ijecka, exeept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. . . i STATEMENT OF UfllCULATlON. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, bb: Cicoi(,- B. Tuachuck, treasurer of The Hee I'uhliKhing Company, bctn duly fnrn. aay that the actual number cf full and complete copies of .The lallv. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during he month of Jul, 1910. aa follow: i . . t . . I I .44,870 17. 40,380 45,490 ' 41,330 ...... .58,900 . 49,730 ...... .41,800 18.... ' 1...., .10...'.. 11.... u.... II.... - 4.... 42,670 43,380 ..... 41,800 43,180 43,370 43,040 40,300 43,310 43.390 .....42,300 48,410 .. .. .43,330 .... .43,480 .,.,,40,300 4. I. . ..., I... 41,830 i 41.540 .41,840' 1 1' 18. 10... 11... ,40,408 .18. . . rt. ; 41,880 - .... ..,41,810 .......41,630 .(' 41,740 , so ..41,680 V.I . .40,300 Total Bstursea ...;.....,4t copies. .,. .... 1,323,310 , . 13,367 He total ..1,310,043 Daily , areraflre.'.....,. .. 3,368 OEOROSwB. TZSCHUCK. : , . ..' . f Treasurer. Supit.lbed In my presence and aworn to before me this 1st day t August. 110. . . , 4. R. WALKER, Notary Public. i Snbeeribera leaelvar the eltjr tern, porerllr should Bar The Bee nailed to ihraa. .Addreee will b rhangfd aa often. reqaeated. It seems that this recount business can also beiplayed at both ends. Never fear. Our old friend (by permission), Edgar Howard, will be heard from soon. Democratic , dream book: Things are not always what they seem on the face of the primary returns. Somehow or ether that certificate of character signed by Duncan M. Vin Bonhaler seems to have gotten lost In th. shuffle. iljy.VI - The Chicago Tribune is printing a daily' reminder of ''lawr you ought to know."Thought r we -were 11 pre sumed to know all the laws. If Esperanto serves to relieve one's pent-up feelings better than common every day language It should be In high favor In the vicinity of Palrvlew, The Omaha Commercial club an nouncea a big program for fall and winter. .' Tha-flrst . number on the pro grani should, be t6 record the member ship up te i.800. ' '! President Taft and Colonel Roose velt are both too old at the game to let themselves, be put at cross pur rosea because of the circulation of idle rumors by irresponslbles. Colonel Henry Watterson may bo depended on to amplify bia remarks about "the man on horseback" by sev eral additions to tha serial story as the procession advances toward 1812. From a- casual reading ot his state ment to the publlo it Is fair to infer that Governor Sballenberger has at least occasionally . sat in the game which has made Mayor "Jim" famous. How thoughtful in Associate Editor Metcalfe addressing bis letter to his competitor before the. election was pulled off, and thus giving them an excuse to reply with a message of con dolence. . Z . , .-., . If Speaker Cannon, wants to con tribute to n republican success to the fullest extent of his. power, someone cIobo to him should whisper In bit ear how he can do It by Just saying a few words. . Nebraska republican party mana gers are up against the necessity of de vising a plan to finance their cam palgn. If Mayor "Jim" beads the democratic ticket bis campalgnman agers will be spared that trouble. The success of democratic statesmen In milking those Indian tribal funds for a 50 per'cent fee, where the re publican lawyers come In for but 10 per cent, Is another tribute to the superiority of the democratic Idea of tariff for revenue only. Associate 'Editor Metcalfe confesses to spending H7.1 chasing the sena torial rainbow as Editor Bryan proxy. Just bow much of this. If any went to reimburse "Bill" Price for what he say he spent before getting oft the track 18 aot disclosed. The new chairman of the republican BtatecommltJel8 William Husenet ter, a hustling, shirt-sleeve politician from Butler "-eounty. This Job has run to W!lllaina oft late during win ning campaigns. Just run back over the list William Hayward. William B. Rose and WlllUm P. Warner. - Taft and Roosevelt. In spite ot th p-rslotent efforts of trouble breeders who have been bend ing every effort to esuange the presi dent and fcrmt-r presfdent, the state ments given out from Beverly and Oyster Bay must dispel all doubt as to the substantial harmony of purpose of Mr. Taft and Colonel Roosevelt. The dlensIon within, the repub lican party in New York3 over whicn the two national leaders were said to be in disagreement was merely one phase of the flfcht between Governor ilugheg and tha .New York state or ganization ore primary legislation. The primary elation bill recom mended by Governor Hughes, as Is well known, had been repeatedly blocked, and the enlistment of Colonel Roosevelt's Influence on the governor'sj side is, what led. to. his rejection for the position of temporary chairman of the New York state convention. President Taft's letter leaves no doubt where his sympathies have been and are In this controversy. It proves that while he would have preferred to avoid what has actually occurred, o not only bad no hand in bringing it about, but had taken positive steps to persnade tho - leaders to get to gether. The president goes even further when he expresses the opinion that. the selection ,of Vice President Sherman for temporary presiding offl over Colonel Roosevelt is a mlBtake that ought to be corrected. So far as Colonel Roosevelt is con cerned Jt goes without saying that he wilt find a way to take cafe of hlrnself nt,he politics of his own state, and that his repulse In the first skirmish la no- safe indication of what the final outcome will be. ' This much, how ever, Is reasonably certain -that in New,. York state politics, and probably throughout the country, President Taft and" Colonel Roosevelt, so far as they' take part at all, will be found working together and aiming in the same direction.- Aigimilation of Korea. Nearly every war makes changes In our geographical charts, although the changes are not all consummated at once. The assimilation ot Korea by Japan is an outgrowth ot the war with Russia in which control of Korea was one of the fruits of victory awarded to Japan. For three years the Japanese gov' ernment has been maintaining a semi protectorate over Korea ostensibly for the purpose of ascertaining by ex periment what sort of contiol would bo the most suitable to the people ot the Hermit Kingdom. But it has taken only three years to reach the point where the Japanese feel sufficient self-assurance to blot Korea off the map as a separate country ' and to substitute Japanese authority abso lutely for the authority exercised con ditionally by . the emperor of Korea and bis higher officials. ThV assimilation of Korea by Japan will be a change chiefly of form ot government rather than in the seat of power, because the Koreans long ago lost their Independence of action and have been subject to Japan since even before the signing pf the Ports mouth treaty. According to best ob servers Korean Independence was fore doomed no matter what the outcome of the war . because, had Japan lost. Russia would without question have stepped In and seized Korea as Its price. So far as the United States is con cerned It Is not called on to Interpose any more than any other foreign power with territorial interests in the far east, and In all probability It will find it easier to hold Japan account able for Korea than to have dealt with an irresponsible Korean government without ability to discbarge interna tional obligations. Measuring; the Pace. The Introductory editorial In the current World's Work marshals and contrasts some Interesting taets help ful in measuring the pace at which the world has been moving. What is at tempted ia a glimpse here and there back: ten years, which most people re gard as a comparatively short period of.timcC ' Ten year ago, we are reminded, we had open war of railroad rates and free passes on the railroads. The in terstate commerce law was practically a dead letter and the commission was a harmless bureau of statistics. The real regulation of railroads, to say nothing of other large corporations was regarded as a mere threat of lm .practicable radicalism. Ten years ago, we are again re minded, we were at war In the Philip plnea and Agulnaldo'i rebellion had provoked a sympathetic rebellion lu and about Boston, while many persons regarded Imperialism as the over shadowing great question of our fu ture. President McKlnley was pic tured In cartoons as an emperor. The democratic party was what Mr. Bryan commanded it to be. Tea years ago, we are still further reminded, the Panama canal, the great reclamation work in the west, the policy of conservation, the change of the Dingiey tariff, the Japanese-Russian war, were all In the future, and bow long ago 1900 was may be gauged by recalling that Queen Victoria was still on the throne of England. The march of events in ten years makes volumes of history, although, seldom realized or fully appreciated by those who participate in them or view them as spectators. If we will at any time take a casual inventory of the last ten years, we will agree with the conclusion that there is enough there "to civ a cheerful and hopeful turn to the thoughts of every man who looks backward as welt as forward." The Do; and the Shadow. It happened once that a dog hud got a piece of meat and waa carrying It home In hla mouth to eat It In peace. Now on his wav home he had to croea a plank lylnn acroHB a running brook. Aa he croased, he looked down and saw hla own ahadow reflected In the water beneath. Thinking It waa another dog with an other piece of meat. p made up hla mind to have that also So he made a anap at the ahadow In the water, but aa he opened his mouth the piece of meat fell out, dropped Into the water and waa never seen more. Moral: Beware leat you loaa the sub stance by grasping at the anaaow. Aesop's Fables. The philosophy of good old Aesop has not become so antiquated that it does not find modern application even in these twentieth century days. It happened once that Nebraska had democratic governor who was as sured of renominatlon and was wait- ng, only for the primary to be held to be again proclaimed by the democrats to be their standard bearer. As he looked around he saw a small group of populists whose nomination he cov eted, and thinking he might as well have two nominations as one, he took a mighty oath that be was also a popu list as well as a democrat, although he was careful to save the second tiling fee and keep It In his own pocket. By having his name put on the populist ballot in addition to the democratic ballot, some of his friends voted for him as a populist thereby subtracting their votes from those cast for him as a democrat, and lo and behold, when the figures were footed . up, It was found that he bad missed the dem ocratic nominaton by his greed to get the populist nomk.fltion. Moral: Beware lest you lose tha substance by grasping at the shadow. Good Police Work. The annual report of the chief , of police of Omaha for last year bas Just come from the press with comparative statistical tables that furnish material for Judging of the efficiency of the po lice department. In numbers the department for the year 1909 shows a decrease in patrol men of thirty-six men below the maxi mum of 1908, rendered necessary be cause of short appropriation, and yet the total number of arrests was 9,916, or only 600 less than in 1908. Of property reported stolen valued at $41,964 recovery was made to the ex tent of $31,034, or more than three fourths of it, which is a pretty good sign of activity on the part of the de tective, service. .Most convincing, however, of. all is the list of fugitives from Justice ar rested in Omaha and turned over to the police authorities of other cities dyring the year. It takes police ex perience' and resourcefulness' to spot professional crooks that have pulled off Jobs elsewhere and who, to all out ward appearances, are merely law ablding strangers visiting; among ns. It has gotten to be a common habit to talk about the police "harboring" criminals and "protecting" them from being called to account, but the arrest in Omaha in one year of 118 fugitives from Justice wanted elsewhere, many of them hardened criminals with the penitentiary staring them In the face, to avoid which they would gladly pay almost any price, is complete refuta tion. Our police may fall short on a lot of little things, but on the big things the suppression of serious crime and the apprehension of professional criminals the Omaha police foroe will Invite comparison with that of any other city In anywhere near the same class as ours. - If, aa some hold, parties are essential to government our primary Is bad In that It tends to break up all party lines. Ineoln 8tar. Political parties may not be essen tial to government, . but they are e sentlal to our form of popular govern ment. The only countries where there are no political parties are the countries that are under absolute despotic rule, and even there) the only hope of civil liberty lies in the devel opment of strong political parties. Auditor of Public Accounts Barton bas the distinction ot being the only candidate for state office on the re publican ticket conceded a nomina tion without opposition of any kind. This by Itself would indicate that Mr. Barton bas made good with a first term record that does not Invite com petition and that as a vote-getter he ia hard to overtake. Wisconsin is getting ready 'to make nominations under provisions of an open primary law." Wisconsin demo crats, however, have gotten around the law by making near-nominations In state convention, thus avoiding the Nebraska predicament on their side of the political fence, without bothering whether the people rule or not. These forest fires suggest another feat for our aviators to accomplish. The time should not be far distant when all that is needed to stop such a conflagration Is to call on the aerial fire department to drop a few casks of fire extinguisher over the spot from a safe distance directly above. Our amiable democratic contem porary calls Congressman Norrls from the Fifth Nebraska district a "near Insurgent" The only real insurgents, according to 1U lexicon, are repub licans who vote the democratic ticket. The census will show that most of our foreign born population is In the eastern states. Anything startling la this? The Atlantic coast is still nearer to European points of debarkation and the tendency of immigrants is to stop a while where they first land. It's neck and nejk between Beverly and Oyster Bay to date. But with the colonel on wheels, with a carload of newspaper correspondents trailing him, he will have the pole for front page position for a while. "American girls have made con tinental European streets safe after dark," says Lady Cook. Let come home, then, and repeat achievement over here. them their KvrnlnK the Score. Thlledelphla Ledger. Hiram Maxim declines that he hat per fected a gun competent' to fight effectively i.he war aeroplane or dlrlttlble- So ara mat tera equalized ' again, and orce more tha revolution In naval tactics and construe tlon may be deferred. Kit Mnbetltate. Washington Herald. Anion? the llluitra'lons from the new language we have not observed any ren dering In Esperanto of the base ball shout "Kill the Umpire." Perhaps that made-to-order tongue proposes to commend Itself to lovers of a clean game by not having any such phrase In Its vocabulary. .Not a Breeie, Mr, Speaker. Chicago Tribune. "I will not Cpht wind mills filled by tha breeses from the lung of political or per HOnal enemies ' or cowards." "This Is not a riot, your majesty," said the minister to Charles X, "It Is a revolution." So, too, that later Bourbon, Mr. Cannon, mistakes the motive power It Is not a breexe, Mr. Speaker; It la a hurricane. A Pair of Jim llllllsma. Philadelphia Record. That observer and philosopher, aa well as bona railroader. Undo Jeems J. Hill, now In New York,, has brought several opinions all the way east with him. One is that "the greatest trouble with the country Is trtravagance." Another Is that 'the unsatisfactory crop yield has been a great benefit to farmers" because It has taught some of them a costly lesson It has taught the tnusf-to-luck farmer that you can only get a full crop by working for It Warning; on Car Shortage. .. Sprtngflald Republican. Fears ot a car - shortage this fall . exist here and there In railroad circles. Tha American Railway association, a, sort of Joint statistical bureau of tha railroads of tha country, la sending out warnings not. only to. the roads, but to the publlo. Shippers are urged to make all possible shipments' a early-as posBltole lest they be overwhelmed in a trafflo congestion when the crops oome Into full movement This reads rather curiously in the light ot all that Is being said of business depres sion and railroad trafflo decline. TILDESf'S PREDICTION. Foresaw the- Vaat Increase la Cora Production. Philadelphia Lodger. About K week after -the return from Eu rope of -Samuel Jv Tllden in September, 1877, he delivered ah address from the steps of hla house 'at 'Qnamercy-park. An Im promptu, Spontaneous ' Fathering; of many of those who nas Voted for him for pres-, ldent the yes. f Ora was the occasion. Governo'r' Tiraen'.'dld ot refer to politics. Hls'thetaa ' Wawctae opportunity of - tha United State for Increasing 1U foreign markets. He' haul discovered In Europe, he said, that It would posstDio o maae a great' market 'for' Indian corn, provioea the American farmera would only cultivate that market. He excepted Ireland, atatlng that in Ireland it would be Impossible for many years; probably, to overcome the pre judice against American corn, because the people of Ireland attribute tne scourge oi cholera In IMS o the use of cornmeel sent from the Unlted'Slatta to relieve those who were suffering from famine. Governor Tll den said that he would not llva t6 sea the dav when the American farmers would be found to have raised as many aa J.OOe.000,000 bushela of corn, Ut he thought that Amer ican farming should be bo developed in the course of a generation that from 3,000.000, 000 to 4,000,000.000 bushels of corn would be harvested In a single year. Some ot those who heard Governor Tll den'a impromptu speech were disappointed, because they hoped that ha would make pol itics his theme, atludlng to the disappoint ment of his party that it had been unable to seat in tha Whlta House the president the party was convinced it bad elected. Others thought that the governor waa talk-Ins- wildly, not having given duo consider ation to what he was Baying. But if it should prove to be -the fact that the Amer ican farm-era this year have harvested $,000,- 000,000. bushels of Iadlan corn, then the pre diction made by Governor Tlldan that this would be done In a generations tiro win have been almost exactly fulfilled. In the offices of some of the railway companies, particularly those in tha vicinity of Forty-second street, much gratification Is expressed over the probability of. the corn harvest. So tar as tho railroads are concerned, that will go far to make good any falllna off In. the harvest of wheat. Preparations are now well under way for securing and placing at convenient points all the cars -that may ba needed for the transportation of tho harvests, particularly In corn. -Boms- of tho railway offloers ara confident that no - matter how large the demand for transportation may bo It will ba well met by tha railway managers, so that there will be no congestion of traffic Our Birthday Book AoaUst 14, 1810, Theodore Parker, the distinguished Amer. can theologian, waa born August U. 1810, in Lexington, Massachusetts. He died In Ita ly in 1840. but not until he had contributed materially to ' the cauae of human free dom culminating; in, the civil war. Thomas H. Matters, of the law firm ot Greena Breckearldge A Matters, Is Just U years old today. . He was born In La Sallo county, Illinois, and located at Har vard, Nebraska, where be practiced law and built up numerous enterprises, remov. lng to Omaha about five years ago. Frederick Cohn. rabbi ot Temple Israel Is celebrating hla thirty-seventh birthday. He waa born at Attleboro, Mass., and edu cated at Hebrew Union college. Hla first charge was In Kort Wayna. whence he came to Omaha In 1901 Ferdinand Haarmann. president of the Haarmann Vinegar A Pickling Company, waa born August 24, UM, at Hanover, Qer many. He went Into hla present business with his father In 1870. The Institution has since spread out to Sioux City, Prlncoton, Minnesota, and Chicago. Peter H. Dillon, an old-timer of the Omaha police departanent, la calibrating his forty-sixth birthday. Ho waa born In Cin cinnati, went Into the service In list, and Is now patrol driver. J. W. Dlbbla, another member of the Omaha police department, was bora August M. IttO, at Sponcer, la He has beon on the force since ltoS. ' ' Around New York aipplea oa tae Current of Zlfe aa tjeea la tha Great aVmertoaa Metropolis from Day to Bay. One week from today horse racing, aa It has been Conducted, will go out of buslnees In New York state. On September 1, the law prohibiting oral betting and making the directors of Jockey clubs responsible for what occurs within their enclosures, goes Into effect.' Other forms of race betting are prohibited by lawa previously enacted. Managers of the tracks say the "Sport of Kings" would net draw paying crowds with out the betting privilege, and none of them rare to take the risk of pulling off a rac ing; card under a law making them respon sible for the wagering proclivities of a crowd. Hence the shutters are to be put up, the grandstands dismantled, and lota are to be staked out on the tracks and stable ground. "It has been denied," com ments the New York Globe, "that the rac ing establishment Is a gambling machine. We have bee-. told that thoroughbreds were put on the tracks because of the love of the sport. We have also been told that men maintained expensive studs because of an altruistic desire to better the breed of horses. But alack and alas! these fine pre tenses are now pretty well rubbed off. Men do not go to see or to be out In the open air. but to bet. There Is not the love of. the speeding ponies that has been pro claimed. Thousands will crowd a base ball park with no lure except the zeat of the sight, but rot so with racing. The bettlna odds have been Its prop, and It cannot sus tain itself unless it has an opportunity to absorb the earnings of the fooltsh. If this Is the case. If there Is no real liking for racing aa such, it Is time for it to go." On complaint of reputable Jewelers, the commissioner of weights and measures of New York Is taking steps to prevent the fraudulent marking of gold and silver art icles of trade. It has been found that the word "sterling" Is overworked. It has also been discovered that "fourteen-carat gold may frequently assay anywhere from six to the proper figure, while elghteen-carat will often assay at twelve. In the case of "sterling" silver, tests ot some articles thus marked show not a trace of silver In their composition. "They were simply pol ished with nickel polish," to quote tha com missioner. In contrast with this disregard of standard in tho marking of precious metals In New York, the commissioner calls attention to the fact that the word "ster ling" and tha carat mark In Great Brltlan are regarded as sacredly aa the seal of the government Itself. A man with a decidedly foreign air, who was accompanied by an elderly and a young woman, eveidently his wife and daughter, waa seen by an employe trying several doors of a large department store In New York Saturday afternoon. Tha watchman approached the group and explained that the store was closed for the day. ."Yes, I see," said the man, "and so ara several others where wo wanted to do some shop ping. Whafa the matter la this a holiday T" He was told that nearly all stores close their doors on Saturday afternoon in the hot season. This answer seemed to sur prise the man, who said: "And they say the Americans are grasping and business crazy. This does not look like it, and some of our storekeepers In Europe might follow tho example." A New York police magistrate has placed himself on record aa being in favor of legislation which would compel women to cover the sharp ends of their hatpins with some . device to prevent casualties. Ths magistrate, M. Herman, ia a bach elor. Two very long and very sharp pointed hat-pins were brought before him today. "Are these etillettos?" ho asked the femi nine defendant. "Why must you wear such dangerous adornment?" That- la the style, and I must keep up with the' stylo," -the woman replied. It is wrong," said the Judge. "Men have a right to use their hands to pro tect themselves from being stuck when they get near ouch pins, and then they are arrested for assault or for being disorderly. I Invariably let them off. Why don't you put cork on ths end?" Miss Pearl Bird, a comely woman of 2J, of IS Covert street, Brooklyn, waa on a RMgewood elevated train when she felt a finger tickling her neck. Then her picture hat was given a Jolt and fell partly over her eyes. Still she remained silent. A few more blocks were traversed when she again felt tho finger executing fancy fig- urea around tha top of her spinal column. Then, as she admitted, she lost her tem per. Getting to her feet she shot out a small clenched fist and It landed on the Jaw of a young man sitting in tho rear seat. Before he could get up the young woman got In several uppercuts and swings. Miss Bird then took a seat in tha front of the car. When tho car reached tho Nostrand aven ue station the young; man alighted. So did Miss Bird. On reaching the street she called a policeman and bad him arrertod. Tha cost, thus, far, of tho protracted cloak makers' strike In this city lo placed at 10,000,000, in a statement Issued by the employers. Tho statement says: 'Tho effect of the six weeks which the oloak makers have been without work la beginning now to make Itself felt among tho strikers. The seventy thousand men employed In 'the trade earned before the strike, a wage of about $1,(00,000. Their loaa now amounts to $9,000,000 In wages, while tho loss to the community through tho Inaction of the cloak factories amounts approximately to 1150,000,000," RAILROADS IN POLITICS. Aavtslns; Employes Crltlelsesl aa Mistakes Poller. New York Financial World. There has lately appeared in Wall street copies ot circulars which the Illinois Cen tral and the Atchison railways, through their presidents, have issued to their em ployes advising them to work against and vote against candidates for political office who they believe are hostile to rate ad vances and tho railway corporations gen rally. The Illinois Central circular li particularly emphatic In It condemnation of such pollclea It Is natural for railway heada to de sire to utilise all legitimate means to strengthen and build up tho properties en trusted to their care, but It Is to bo aerl ously questioned whether there is not a boomerang hidden somewhere In this pro gram ot tha albovo named rallwaya By their action tho railway executives lay themselves open to the charge of initiating a class fight, which policy may find Its antithesis in the adoption of means by other Interests which desire to maintain or obtain lower freight rates, to defeat pro- corporation candidates for office. We very greatly fear that railway entry Into politics by tho above means will Injure, rather than help, tha railway cause. Will Faekloa Approve. Pittsburg Dispatch. Tho decree of putting corks on the stl lotto hatpins will render them Innocuous to ohanco passersby, and still leave them available when needed aa weapona of aelf defense. But will fashion approve of any such Boasuro of sanity and safety? PERSONAL NOTES. Should the Japs. In assimilating Korea, masticate the tall aly of the natives, much will le foiglven. Old Orchard ltcaoh boasts of the oldest "summer Klrl" In the world In Mrs. Pat rick 11. Ilutns, of Dover. N. H., aged ft She Is an all-round athlete of wonderful ability for her sue and has never allowed a summer to pass since 1XW without a few weeks of bathing. The gift of $1,000,000 by Blr Ernest Caa sel to help Germans who are out of em ployment In Kngland and Englishmen out of employment In Germany la a memorial to the late sovereign whose finances the self-ma.le banker and promoter o suc cessfully conserved. Mrs. Julia M. C'hamplin of Brookllne. Mass.. left $76,000 absolutely to charities, and $75,000 more for charities on the ter mination of certain life estates. The bene ficlsrles Include numerous Episcopal so cieties and charitable organizations in Bos ton and this vicinity. Annually. In the dog days, a yellow fac simile remind tho constituents of the Baltimore American that It is a centenar ian and aome over. The last anniversary, August 20, was the H7th, which the aver age Journalistic youngster admits is going some. But the years do not affect the youth of the American. It Jogs along with the procession as eagerly aa a ia neaaea for a circus. PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "I think," said the experienced states- man, inai i annu ieu.m ... , utterance and devote myself to private con- "Aren't you afraid you will drop out of notice?" . u "Not at all. Nothing attracts so much Attention as whispering In company." ti-...klBnn Q t Sk T v oii$ie tw - Him Darling. We are to be married next week. ' Her Dearest. We are. Him But cet. You do not hug mo as hard as you used to. Her Because, noney. iou nave cis' in your vest pocket, and we must econo mize now. Cleveland Loader. , "Say, paw," queried little Sylvester Snod grass, "what's a teat case?" "A test case, my son," replied Snodgrass sr., "is a case brought In court to da- Butter that does . not favor of cheestness, but suggests green fields, fresh pastures and healthy cows. Guaranteed, but sold at price of the common article. That Isn't a very "big" advertise ment, not very many words to it, doesn't take up much space yet it is one ' of a series of like advertise ments that enabled a butter factory ot Washington to win out against keen and in one case unfair com petition. The man wanted more sales and went about getting them In the right way advertising bis butter to the people. By some book or crook a competitor found out what his cam paign was to be, plans, copy and all, and got In ahead with an announce ment along the same lines! But he "fell down"' because he con tented ' himself with once-ln-a-while .... . - - . Talks for people who sell things fenceniii& Shipments of Goods 33 There is no better way of of things, and getting rid of by using. the Bell Telephone. saving time, temper and shoe leather. There is no other way so far reaching, so quick, . so inexpensive, so satisfactory, and so necessary to the progressive business man. 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