10 TTTE BEE: OMAIIA, "WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 24, 1910. RFAL FSTATE FARM 1XD HAXH LHt) FOR gAlf) eatk Dakola- outlawed. DOUBLE TOUR MONET. Do you want to buy a good townalte? W have It Just fresh from the government with perfect till. 12u lot now surveyed end about M of them sold with about buldlngs now completed In the town on a raliroad tbat has six dally tralm, with ex cellent eervlce. Thl towniite Include 1M acre of the very best of second bottom lend with fine timber for park and also a fine stream of water running through it; fin openlna for almost all kinds of bum ties. especially a bank, hotel and elevator. A grand bargain It sold in thirty day. Ad drras Poweii Land A Lean Co., Powell (Stanley oounty. 0. O. WHY PAV U1UH KK.NTT Mr. Farmer, oonie to bouth Dakota; stop paying high rents; own your own farm; spend tha money for your Improvement that you aro paying In Iowa In high rent. We own twenty quarter of land her that we can sell you for tib to KM per acre on terms you onrt beat; ll.UO to 11.600 down. ' balance on payments at I per cent Coma here before the snaps are all gont. For full Information write Ulion Bros , or Bank of Seneca, Faulk county, 8. U. FOR BALE- acre in Leaelle oounty Texas. In artesian belt New railroad con. truoted wlUiln U mil land, citation St mile. Address Owner, 1. O. box 0.2 btoukton, Cal. w 10 ACRES JJHJVBL LAND, X cultivated, balanoa peatur, 6-room house, large barn, ohlokan bouse, sprng and trout brook on farm, I mile from station, school on land. tl.loO, easy terms, lorn O. Mason, Island City 8 tate bank, Cumberland. Wis. WyonalaK. 18,000 ACRES JUBT OPENED. Carey Act lands at Wheatland. Wyo. Obtain a home now that' sure to produce and double In value before paid for. Plenty of water now on ttie (and. Also selling choloest farm land In Iowa colony, near Cheyenne. Great alfalfa and grain crops grown here every year. Healthiest climate, purest water, good markets. For exouralon ifatea, valuable maps, law a, write Hartung Land Co., Upeolal State Agents, Cbeyenne, .Wyo. i HOMERTKAD relinquishment for sal or 'trad. F. B. Reynolds, Torrlngton, Wyo. Htieelkaaeesa. HATH TOtt A PA Hit FOR SALS OR TRADE? Or do you want to buy oner llttl your want known tarough THH Ub.1 fiOiNRa. CAPITAL, th want medium ot ! towel Hates: t oent a word for eaoa Inser tion, I cam a ina, '.I cents an inoa. Cir culation. 41.009; laraest of any Iowa daily. ! Olv tis a trial. Address Tbo Capital. Leu Dept. Dee Molnaa. Iowa. PRINTING LEW W. KABEB, Printer,'"?- Be Bldg. Entrance on Court. RIBS-HALL Ptg. Co., 10 8. 14th. Ind. A-ICM. MILLER 4k JAMIE SON, 1212 Doug, 'phones. Both 'PHONE TND. A2820 tm good printing, l.yngetnrt Prlntlnai Co- lth aV Capitol Ave REAL ESTATE LOANS LOANS to bom owners and home build ra. with privilege of maltta partial pay ments auu-annually. W. H. THOMAS. . Mt First National Bank Bldg. 4.(00 to K.000 on home In Omaha. O'Keefe IUa Batata Co.. ltl H. T. Ufa. Douglas or A-21U. OARVIN BROS.. M floor N. T. Life. ISO to U00.00O on Improved property. No delay. WANTED City loan, refers Trust Co WANTED City )oM and warrant. W. Farnam Smith Co.. 1230 Farnam SC. U00 to II0.0O0 mad promptly. F. D. Weed. Wad Hldg.. 18th and Farnam. I . : MONEY TO LOAN Payne Investment Co. MORTAGES FOR SALE W have a number of splendid loans on Improved farm bearing 6 per cent and running from three to ten years. it you are interested, call and let us ; give you the full details aa to properties : coverea ana in owner. Payne Investment Co. Bouth east Cor. Uth and Farnam St. SAFETY RAZORS GILLETTE blades resharpened. too doien. ISo half doien, 2Vio eaoh. Mall thorn to ! JTwey at lo Hot 78. umaha. Neb. SWAPS SWAPS. We hay several real farm, growing crops, rontea o goon lenaoia, wntiln forty , mile of Omaha, that w can trada for Omaha property. Nowata Land and Lot Co.. to Mew Xor LUe aidg. Phoua Bad 1W, W exohang propertle of merle H. H. Culver, aii-aUl N. Y. Ufa. Douglas 73u. ONB of tho finest residences In Omaha. Jarga grounds, modem every reapect, 11 rooma, brick. Price r,0u0, clear. Trad for Improved land. Will take mortgage back on place) u aeairoa. NOWATA LAND A LOT CO. ItS N. T. L. Bldg. Phone Red 19M A GOOD TRADE If you have soma good town or city prop erty, well located and Improved, we out ar- rinn a trade for you on irrigated land In western Nebraska. Tbo land 1 worth an acre and th trada would be considered Cor Ojbout half tho value. The owner of this irritated land haa changed hi mind In re gard to locating on the same and will oon fctder a proposition of thl sort. What hav " PAYNE INVESTMENT CO 8. SI Corner ISth and Farnam Sta. WANTED 0 BUY BEsT FR1CM bald for second-hand fur niture, carpeta, clothing and shoea. 'Phon Douglas ftn. BEST prices for td-nasd clothing. D. tee. BEST PRICE paid for second-hand fur- failure, carpeta, clothing and shoes. Phon Douglas 5V71. WANTED TO BUT OR TO HIRE. A good saddle horae, city broke, from I to II year oia, ai leaai nanus nign ana weighing at least LUOO lbs. Apply to Major 11, ai. Loro. Army euig.a uuuuia, ntn. WANTED TO. RENT yfe Are Getting Numerous Calls For Houses, ot AH Sums. List with Us. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CX. 24 N. Y. Ufe Bldg. 'Phon Red 1MH WANTED By a young woman who has recently come to Omaha, room and board In a private family. Am employed during day. Address A 401, Use. WANTED SITUATIONS SITUATION WANTED Young lady thor oughly experkened In office) work. Operate a typewriter and P. B. X. board. Address J-1W Be. GOOD bookkeeper want clerical work to Co. evenings; Dookkeeptng preferred. Ad dress D 404. Be. POSITION by refined young woman at companion for lady. No objection to trav-1 allng. Best of references aa to ability and cnaracier. jtaareos oai isx, uuerton. Neb. If you hav anything to sell or trade, advertise It In Th Bee Want Ad columns nd get quick result - GOVERNMENT NOTICES NOTICE. Unltd States of America, District of Ne- I ranks, uinnha l.uvuiun, Whereas. A libel lies been filed In the district court of the L'nlie.1 Mat-s for the District of Nebraska, Omaha division, on the i:.lh dny of Auguat. 1:00, by K. P. Howell, l'r:!ied Statoe attorney fur the district of Nebiaskl, on behalf of tho aM t'ille.1 Staler, as libelant, afalift on j hundred anil fifty thousand (more or les-l! Ice cream cone, a d piayliK tho its un process and rioriillon of tie Ct'Urt. thut ull persons Intoi-esteJ In sai l one hundred und fifty thunsani (more or lrn) Ice cream cone may be citod to appfar and answer the premise!--, and that all dm; proceedings bpintj had the .-aid one hundred and flftv thousand (more or less) Ice cream cones may be decreed to be seized foi confisca tion and condemnation, and that the same may be condemned aa being aJulferated In violation of an.1 wltnln the meaning of the act of congress of June 3), I'M, and thut the same may be disposed of by destruc tion or rale as the tu.rt may direct Therefore, in pursuance of snla moni tion, under the sent of said court, to me directed and delivered on the 13th day of August, 1110, I d hereby itive notice acn erally unto all persons having: or pretend ing to have nry rlrht. title "ur Interest In said one hundred at.d fifty thousand (more or lessl Ice cream cones, to appear before the said court. In the city of Omaha. In snld district, on the 12;h day of September. l'.Hn, next (If It be a court day, or else en the next court dav thereafter), at 10 o'clock In the forenoon or aa' 1 nay, tnen ami triers o answer the said libel and to make known their allegations In that behalf. Lated at Omaha. In said district, this 17th dav of August, 1913. Wm. P. Warner. U. . Mar shal for tho District of Nebraska. A 1 to S 9. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS Ileal estate iranstcra fur Atlsrut ft. W10, as furnished by the Midland Guarantee Trust company, Bonded Abstractors, lvn Farnam street. Telephone Douglas 2865. M. J. Edwards to I'. C. Cromer, lot I. blork 2. btivene Place t 700 F. P. KlMfenrtp.ll and wife to C. Mil lard, part of lot a and 2, block 2, Capitol Hill 1 John Shelly and wife to J. W. Haokotl, part of lot 1, block 2. Bhull s add n 1 . Dlnan to J. F. Shelly, samo l.Ooo M. A. Nutoff and husband to B. PI) us and wife, lota 67 and 63, Sullivan s.. 1,350 County treasurer to F. 11. Cope, part of lot 74. Neuson s R. Dunn and husband to M. Wlddors, part of lot 19, block , Armstrong s first 2,000 R Koalcky, et al., to Mary Roslcky, part of lot 1, block . Forest Hill.... 100 10 Citizens' Bank of Omaha to E. M. Shaban, lot 10, block 6, Central Park :. F, Heyden to Hastings ft Heyoen, lot 8. block IS. Lincoln Heights 1.600 Ralston Townslto Co. to J. Hanser, lot 6, block 8, Ralston . C. Herring and husband to A. J. Ed holm, parts of lot 9 and 10, Boyd's 175 M. M. Buckley and husband to M. X. Donohuo, lot 7, block 2, Hoppe's Bo nanza E. C. Duerfeldt to E. J. Duerfeldt, part of lot 6, block S, Corrlgan Place H. Fellman and wife to M. Wine, part of lot 8, block lm, City 325 RAILWAY TIME CARD IX I O.V gTATION -TeatH and aiaaoa. I'aloa Pacific Leave. Arrive. Ban Francisco Overland limited a 1:15 am aiiisv pm China Japan Fast Mall a 4:10 Dm a 5:45 pm Atlantlo Express am Oregon A Wash. Ex. ...a 4:00 pm a 6:80 pm Los Angeles Limited. .. .al2:4C pm a 1:10 pm Denver Special a e:47 am al2:J0 am Colorado Rneii alibis Dm a 7:42 pm Colorado Express a 1:50 pm a 6:00 pm Chl.-Portland Special. . .al2:S0 pm a 8:20 pm North Platte Local a 8:15 am a 4:45 pm Grand Island Local a C:U pm al0:S0 am uncoln-Beatrlc Local. bl2:40 pm oiizvpm a uaiiy. b Dally except uunoay. Mlueurl I'acltlo K- C. tt St. L. Ex a 9:20 am a T:16 am K. C. 4k St. L. Ex all:lb Pn a 6:50 pm llllaol cf,t..i Chtcaa-o t... . .m m a 1:46 nra Chicago LimitVd r:::;;.:::r:oo pm .:wn. " " i-aul Ex ..b I'M m Minn. -St. Paul Ud ... 1:00 pm a : ant Chicago Nortbercstcru Twla City Expreos a T.M am alO t pes t-loux City Lucal m. 1.4a uin a I: nrA Minn. Dakuta, Ex.... .a i.W pm a li am twia wity iuuited :M pm il:W aia EAMTUUOND. Omaha Express Chicago Local Colorado-Chicago ..... Chloago Special Paclflo Coet-Chicago. Lo Angeles LLuoUed.. ..a 7:ot am ..aU:ue put ..a t:Xu pin ..a :U4 pm ..a :UU pm ..a s:bu put ..all:46 pin ,.ali:-W am al2:H am a :U pin a l:iis pm a 7:66 am a I .1M pm aU:a pn a 1:46 am Overland Llmltea Denver Special a :iU am :60 am CarroU Luoal a 4: pm Faat Mail. js3 yin WESTBOUND. f .InAoan-Chadron 7:60 am ati-ee. Norfolk-Boneateel a 7:6 am aj0:46 om Lona Pine-So. Platto....b 1:16 urn a t Ma Hastings-Superior b I lo pm b 6:10 pra peadwooa-not springs. z:ae put 6 su pes Casper-Lander . a X:6a pm ' all.tM am rramoalAJDiom D :u pm l:6t pa CBtotel stem seJaaa I'Mtilllo . EAST. Rocky Meuot'n Ltd.au : a. m. Iowa Local Pass... I: He a. to. Chloago Day Ex. ...a a. in. CbL Local Paaa....bW;i a. m. aJ0;J p. 4:M p. m, f , a, uv tJXV.isf p, all:, p. . 114 p. ra. '., 1M a. m, a 1:47 p. m. 4:10 p. m. M:S i aU:3ap. h, av H:U SL OL De Moines ioci Paaeanger a 4:00 p. ra. Chloago Exp ass... a 4:40 p. la. Chloago Lltullel....a (:M p. in. tsi Ununtalneer...a l.'Jt a. m. Chlcaso-Nebraaka Ltd. for Lancoin a s:ze a. ra. Colo, tt Cal. Bxp,..a l:S p. m. Okl. m xex. &xp...a i:au p. ra. Rooky Mourn D immviw p. m. Wsa Om.-Bt. Lout Exp. a f-JO p. in. Mall and Expr..a T:W a. m. Htanberry loo I tfrom Council Bluff). ...b 5.-0 p. m. biOiU n. m CbleKarn, MllvraakM A at. raal Overland Limited a 11:41 pin T:t am Omaha-Chkoago Express. b t.ll aa 10 an Omaba-Savanan Kx o 1.14 am I k am Colo-Cellf. Exp...., a.00 pm l.fcj pia Colorado Special a 1.67 am u.AI pta Terry-Omaha Looal....,..b 6.16 pm tLtt pa Chleaae ureat W eeterm Chicago Limited 1:41 pm ......... Twin City Limited :M pa a BJ Twin City Express ;. am a :so PD) Chicago Expre. ........ pia DvRtUIOTON KTA. iota mmt Mmm BorllasTtoa Laava. " Denver and California. 4:11 pm a I 4S pia fuget Sound Express. .a 4:10 pm a I lit pm Nebraska polou l:M am a :ia Pm Black HUU .. :10pm a 1:10 pm all:tt pn ( OA . Northwest Expraea.... Nsbraska potuu Lincoln Mall - Nebraska K:.orea ..... Lincoln Local .a l:M am a 4:10 pm .b 1 pm all:U PIB . 1:14 am a 1:10 pra . .......... blue am .a TH D" I.Uk nn. Lincoln Local tVcbuyler-Plattamouta...b I IX. pm blO W) an) nauamvui m- vw ......m v.ia an s:m am Bellevue-Plattamouth ..avll:M pm a t:40 pm Colorado Limited all:26 pm a 7:00 am Chicago r-peclal 1:16 pm all Oo Dm Chicago Expresa a 4:10 pm a 1:66 Chloaeo Faat Express.. 1:20 pm a I:v0 am Iowa Local......... a l:li am al0:M am Craaton-lowa Lcoal 1:30 pm al0: am at. Louie Express a 4:90 pm all 44 ana K. C. nd St. Joseph.. ..aW 46 pm a 1:46 ara K. C. and Joseph.. ..a 11 am l.u) bib jt. C. and Bt. Joaeph....a 4:a paa .Z. WEDITEH Wettater STATION 'lfi,l, ma4 Mlseowrl Paelfla Auburn Local b 1:50 pm blMj pm Cairara, aa aea siolla Ontaha gloux City Expree b 10 pm bU am Omaha Local e 4 J a Kloux City Passenger.. r (: am Cloux City Local 1:35 am ......... Emeraoa Local b 1:66 pm b 1:11 aia (a) Daily b Dallr sxr-ot Sunday. Your daughter may be per mitted, afely, to read Tha Be. No exaggerated accounts of crime, no filth, no scandal, no dime novel sensationa; but all the newa. . r White Linen "Middy" Blouse J ' s " V :' . ?W "v ' ' f v.,:-... ' ' ' J ' ' j " ' ' $ ' ' t W ' ' . I--:-..: 'ivJc'-;; The loose "middy" blouse Is the most comfortable garment the little bay can wear In hot weather.' This blouse Is made like the ordinary blouse accompanying Itnlcker. trousers, except that there Is no Boss oi the Establishment BY AMERE MAN. "Here's a dinner Invitation for next Saturday from Mr. and Mrs. Brown,", an nounced the wife of tha Boss of tho Estab lishment. Th Boas looked across the breakfast table at his spouse. "It's up to you," ho said airily, "though I must say I don't relish going all th way to Staten Island to dinner." "Still dear," urged the arbiter of their social destinies, "tho Brown are Influen tial people and they seem to want to be awfully nice to ua. It certainly can't do you any harm to associate with them and It might be a help to you some time." Oh, yes; Brown's only worth eight mil lions, grumbled th Bos. "Go ahead and accept It If you want to." Ha studied his wife' face thoughtfully for a moment. "Whence thl sudden solicitude for my career T" he questioned. Oh, yes, I understand now you want to wear your new white dress." The Boss wife did not protest against thl unjust accusation. She had learned from long experience that the only way to ret the Boss to do anything agal.ist his own inclination was to let him pretend he was doing It for her a habit of mind whloh she declared he carried so far that when 111 he took medicine feeling It would do her good. So Instead of repudiating his u4-geaton she laughed and said: 'You must be a olalrvoyantt How did you ever guess what X was thinking of T" The Boas smiled complacently, "I can read your UrU mind like an open book," he said and plaased with hi own astuteness he became entirely rooonoild to the prospective dinner party. Saturday took him home at 1 o'clock to a meaTer luncheon of assorted sandwiches and Iced tea. We're Invited to an early dinner," hi wife explained apologetically, "and the maid wanted to go to her slater's wedding-, so I got luncheon myself. I didn't want to spoil our appetite for dinner with a heavy meal In the middle of the day," Th Boss, with just th slightest expres sion, of disappointment, fell resolutely upon the sandwiches. "I thought I told you to teU that girl her sister couldn't get , married oftener than every other week," he remarked. "3t out of woman's sphere I" warned his wife, severely, "Trespsssers on woman's rights will be prosecuted to th full extent of the law," ah added. The Boss' capacity for sandwtohas was distinctly limited and lead Ua was by no means first on his list of beloved libations. So his luncheon waa not as hearty as usual and when several hours later he found him self on th deck of a municipal ferryboat bound for Staten Island hi appetite, he discovered, had an edge that hi best rasor might have envied. ' , "I guess they'll have a pretty good din ner," he remarked, antlclpatlngly, to hi wife. "Old Brown' a good deal of a bore, but If they give us some real food I'll let him talk to me about th advantage of a parcels post till I drop." Th Boss' wife, who made no pretensions to an aesthetic indifference to food, re sponded enthusiastically. "I'm sure they have a chef and that no restaurant In New York could serve finer dinner than we'll hav tonight," she said. They took a train at St. George and, reaching their destination, found their host' motor car awaiting them. The ride whetted th Bos' appetite still orawstrtng at We? waist line. The Jolly little suit la made of white linen, with blue galatea.i -collar.- and cuffs; but this model might tosnottpled In white duck or mohair with eqttal success. ' - Th Table Uanr of th Klch So Hot Maat With K1b ApprovaL more. And several game of tennis which the host proposed gave it an anguished sharpness that he had not thought a man could endure and live. At last a solemn butler summoned them to a dinner table laden with silver and fine linen, but as far as the Boas' roving ye could discover there waa nothing but salted almonds to keep a man from starv ing. Boup was brought In the finest of Sevres service at least. It looked Ilk soup, but th Boss, after tasting It decided that he was the victim of an optical Illusion. He would, he told himself, wait for the fish. But the fish never came. Neither did the entree. When the soup was removed a diminu tive French chop, hounded on one side by a small boiled potato and on the other three aides by a vast expanse of empty plate, succeeded It. Upon this bountiful course followed bananas and fin ear bowls. Th Boss, aoruas the glittering empti ness of th rich man' table, exchanged glanoea with his wife, famished and In credulous aa he was himself. After two hours of the parcels post monologue by their millionaire host they found themaslves one more upon the train. "Why didn't you tell me they didn't drink T" demanded the Boa accusingly. "Why didn't you tell roe they didn't eat? But I might hav known It. The only other millionaire who aver Invited me to a meal had cold mutton and canned cran berry sauce. When I get time I'm going to write an article that'll show up these millionaire misers these people who. In the mldat of luxury, don't get enough to eati in can it -starvation Among the Itlch!" "Fine!" ald hi wife. "It s all so true and yet nobody seems to realls It Let' make a resolution that hereafter If any- ooay wno earns more than 13,000 a year asks us to dinner we'll never accept. And then let's make another resolution to get to New ork aa fast aa we can and buy us a large, Juicy, rare planked steak!" "Wuff! Wuff!" barked the Boss, a new hope lighting his eyes and quickening his footsteps. "Or-r-r-r-r!" growled his wife as they ran swiftly toward th ferry boat and FOOD. (Copright. 1110, by the N. T. Herald C ' Art fnl T)F rv M F (J TMrTT v Rri I v- -TLLMrr r "7 I "TV ftKlTHCRiS ftiCSTTLE O' THAT "TAnoos Ppiz-aza -ivE. TLL SWIPE IT,TR.or Sr,r. AN LfcnVC. rr TH13 JJOTTLfc. or COU&H SC f H(W. H.W'.3(3 AlfFfR TOO ECiSY TH' IJ."TLOOR.3OtXT WORlt-Y WfftTCM THIS OU) PKZJX.V USTtM TMrT TRUMfc! 'cOPY'rUOHT.li(i''By The Spreading A guest landing at the yacht club float with his host both of them wearing oil skins and aou'westers to protect them from the drenching rain. Inquired: "And who are those gentlemen seated on the veranda, looking so spick and span In their white yachting cap and trousers. and keeping the waiter running all the time?" They're rocking chair member. They never go outalde, and they're waterproof Inside." L family moved from the city to a suburban locality and were told that they hould get a watchdog to guard th prem ise at night Bo they bought th largest dog that was for sale In the kennel of a neighboring dog fancier, who was a Ger man. Shortly afterwards the house was entered by burglar, who made a good haul, while the big dog slept The man went to the dog fancier and told htm about It Tell, vat you need now," said the dog merchant "la a leedledog to vake up tha big dog." group of hoboes waiting tor the coffee to boll In a tomato can were telling of their hard-luck experience. 'I've had wore luck than anybody," aid one of them ohallenglngly, after lis tening to other' tale of wo. "Onct I had to sleep from Wllkeabarr to Perth Am boy on top of a flat car loaded wth hard coal. "And what do you think," he went on. "Every car on the next train that pulled in from 'the earn direction was loaded with soft coal." Platro had drifted down to Florida and waa worSJng with a gang at railroad con struction. He had been told to beware of rattlesnakes, but assured that they would always give th warning rattle before strik ing. One hot day he was eating hi noon lunch 0 Well Known Daughters of Famous Hen Thl portrait of Miss Lily Yeats Is from th pencil of her father, the Irth artist, John Butler Yeats. The entire family are en dowed with the artistic tempera ment Inherited from their father. One son, William Butler Yeats, turns to poetry, and is today re garded aa the representative Irish poet having done much to awaken Interest In the other Irish epics, In association with Lady Oregory, Dr. Douglas Hyde and othsrs. Another son, "Jack" Yetts, Is like hla father, a portrait painter, while the two daughters, Lily and Elizabeth, devote their energies to the revival of ancient Irish Indus tries and applied arts While Kllx abeth's attentions are devoted to painting, printing and publishing, at the Cuala Press at Dundrum, near Dublin, her sister Lily, with hand loom and busy needle, pro motes the Cuala Industries under UK i the same roof. The whole idea ol the Cuala Industries is ful things embroidery, weaving of and needle work of all sort. If beauty AW RtCltOU rinHYS TO HftfO S n.E.1 TAKE ft "ho Al l ftArt HAVfc to0 TUltT) p,rftz.ft MtflRJi or. ( ROP : "Pott. LlLflrt VfOVl HE.LP'- r6N0Mt. KO SAH. I I - UWJ f TftlCE. THIS TR.CIM H UP J UHAT ft TAKE.'. ITZ CftM CMUY THE NEW YORK EVENING TELftHAMJNEVV YORK Chestnut Tree eon on a pine log when he saw a big rattler colled a few feet In front of him. He eyed the serpent and began to lift his leg over the log. He had barely got them out of the way when the sanke'a fangs hit the bark beneath him. "Son of a guna!" yelled Pietro. "Why you no rlnga da bell 7" The conductor of a western freight train saw a tramp stealing a ride on one of the forward cars. He told a brakeman In the caboose to go up and put the man off at the next stop. When the brakeman ap proached the tramp, the latter waved a big revolver and told him to keep away. "Did you get rid of hlmT" the oonductor asked the brakeman, when the train 'was under motion again. "I hadn't the heart," was the reply. "He turned out to be an old school friend of mine." "I'll take care of him," tald the oon ductor, aa he started over the tops of the car. After the train had made another stop and gone on, the brakeman came into the cabooae and said to the conductor: "Well, Is he off?" "No; he turned out to be an school friend of mine, too." A story that has done service In political campaign to Illustrate supposed dilemmas of the opposition will likely be revived In the approaching political "heated term." Away back, when herds of buffalo graxed along the foot. .Us of . the western moun tain, two hardy prospector fell In with a bull bison that seemed to have separated from hi kind and run amuck. On of th prospector took to th branches of a tree and the other dived Into a cave. The buf falo bellowed at the entrance to th oavern and then turned toward the tree. Out came the man from the cave, and the buffalo took after him again. Th man made an other dive for th hole. After thl had been repeated several times, th man In Y i i ; th making of beautl- iinade and drew from tapestry and carpets Yeats showed mo a were the sole quality which reflecttd th POP JILL LfOR.lC OH - AH KRE.-.Srrt,UrMCC UP ftH' TftltE. 'HI S TP xrt 5niSHtTl OH HAT PrYZftZ.V OV! OM-OM HERALD COJ. AU RighU RiMrvtu,. From Everybody'3 Magazine. - the tree called to his comrade, who waay trembling at the mouth of the cavern: "Stay lh the cave, you Idiot!" hole," bawled the other. "There's a beat In it!" "You don't known nothing about thl The bigness of Texas Is evident fromtf). cursory examination of the map: But iw effect upon the people of that state I not generally known. It Is about 100 miles from Brownsville, at the ' bottom of the map, to Dallas, which Is several hundred mile from the top of the map. Hence the following conversation In Brownsville be tween two old-time resident: "Where you been lately, Bob? -I ain't seen much of you." "Been on a trip north." ""here'd you go?" "Went to Dallas." "Have a good timer "New; I never did like them damn Yankee, anyway." There were Introduction all eround!i bg man stared In a puasled way at the club guest. "You look Ilk a man I've aeon somewhere, Mr. Blinker," he said. "Your face seem familiar. I faney you have a double. And a funny thing about It Is that I remember I formed a strong preju dice against the man who look like you although, I'm quite ure, w never met" The little guest softly laughed. 'Tm the man," he answered, "and I know why you formed the prejudice. I passed the contri bution plate for two years In th church you attended." ' A man descended from an excursion train and was wearily making hla way to the street car, followed by his wife and four teen children, when a - policeman touched him on the shoulder and said: "Com along wld me." ,; "What for?" -i "Blamed If I know; but when ye're lacked up 1 11 go back and find out why that crowd was following y." J upon which the Industries de pended, the work, would ere this have been perforce, abandoned. But the fact of having none but the finest of material worked by band trained to the finest point of deftnes aa foundation for th finished article has brought to the Cuala Industrial an enviable and permanent repu tation. Home exquisite specimens of weaving and embroidery have come from these Industries. One enthusiastic traveller In Ireland peaks of "the wealth ef har. monlous color, the firmness ot texture and the delicate design all border on the wonderful A et of embroidery banner, some forty In number, designed and worked by these Irish artlata, ar now In Loughrea cathedral. Cork has also been generous la Its support of thl particular de partment. It to be expected that ecclesiastical work must fig ure largely n such an in,.... Vestments hav been ordered and their purchasers waim nraj.. Miss Lily newlv rinii,. . . . ' utmost credit on designer "d r-raaj in light colon