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TTTE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 23. 1910.
RFAL FSTATE
aioi asu n a.n en Ltno ron sals.
oath Dakota taatlaaed.
WHT PAT HIGH KENT?
Mr. Farmer, noma to South Dakota; atop
paying high rnta; own your own farm;
sprnd the money for your improvement
tnat you are paying In Iowa In high rent.
Wa own twenty quarters of land her
that wa can tell you for I2u to 830 per acre
on term you can't bent; l.tf to 1.!A down,
balance on payments at ( per cent.
Come here before the vnapi are all Bona.
For full information writ Dixon bros..
tr Bank or Seneca. Faulk county, 8. D.
Wlaeaeela.
to ACRES LEVEL LAND, 25 cultivated,
balance pasture, 6-room house, large barn,
chicken house, spring and trout brook on
farm, t ml Us from elation, school on land.
ll.kuO, easy terme. Tom . Mason, Island
City State bank, Cumberland. Wla.
Wyomlaa-.
80.000 ACRES JUST OPENED.
Carey Act lande at Wheatland, Wyo.
Obtain a home now that's sura to produce
.and double In valua before paid for. Plenty
of water now on the land. Also selling
choicest farm lands In Iowa colony, near
Cheyenne. Great alfalfa and train crops
(town here every year. Healthiest climate,
purest water, good markets. For excursion
fates, valuable maps, laws, write Hartung
Land Co., Special stale Agents, Cheyenne,
Wyo.
HOMESTEAD relinquishment for sal or
trade. F. B. Reynolds, Torrlngton, Wyo.
tHacetkaneoo,
HAVE TOU A FAHU KOB 8AI,B OW.
TRADET Or do you want to buy one!
Matce uur want known through THH DIE 4
MOINE CAPITAL, tha want medium of
Iowa: Raise: I cent a word for each Inser
tion. I tenia a .ina. 0 cents an Inch. Cir
culation. 41.000; largest of any Iowa dally
diva oa a trial. Addreaa Tbe Capital. Land
Dept.. P Moines. Iowa-
PRINTING
LEW W. RABER, Printer
Bee Bldg. Entrance on Court.
RIE3-HALL Ptg. Co.. 108 B. 14th.
A-8624.
lnd.
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REAL ESTATE LOANS
LOANS to horn owner and borne build
ers, wltb privilege of making partial pay
uients semi-annually.
W. H. THOMAS.
803 First National Bank Bids.
4.M0 to 8S.O0O on home In Omaha. O'Keefa
Re; Estate Co., 1003 N. Y. Lit. Douglas
er A-iiua.
OARVIN BROS., td floor N. T. Life. IK
to 1100,000 on Improved property. No delay.
WANTED City loans. rtr Trust Co
WANTED City loans and warrants. W,
Farnam bniitii A Co., 1220 Farnam St.
1100 to 410,000 mad promptly. F. D. Wad
Weed Bldg.. lfctli and Farnam.
MONEY TO LOAI Payne Investment Co.
MORTAGES '
FOR SALE
W have a number of splendid loses on
Improved farms bearing ( per cant and
running from three to ten year.
If you are Interested, call and let us
give you the full details as to properties
covered nd the owner.
Payne Investment Co.
Southeast Cor. -15th and Farnam Sta.
SWAPS
BWAPS.
We have aaveral real farms, growing
crops, rented to good tenant, within forty
miles of Omaha, that we can trade for
Omaha proper ty, Nowata Land and Lot
Co., 668 New York Life Bldg. Phone lie
We exchange properties of merit. H.
H.
culver, six-sis N. x.
Douglaa TOU6.
riNIO rtf thn flnaat MfldanAM In ftmftlia
large grounds, modern every respect, li
rooms, brick. Price $30,000, oleer. Trade
for Improved land. Will take mortgage
back on place u aeairea.
-. NOWATA LAND A LOT CO.
608 N. Y. L, Bldg. Phone Red 199t
DO you want to trade your property for
an irrigated farmT See us. We can locate
you.
PAYNE INVESTEMENT CO.
Third Floor War Block, 16th and Farnam.
Tel. Doug. 1781, A-1188.
WANTED 10 BUY
BEST PRICE) paid for second-hand fur.
nlturs. carpets, clothing and shoes. 'Phone
Douglaa sen.
BEST price for Id-hand clothing. D. S444L
BEST P1UCE paid for second-hand fur
nlturs, carpets, clothing and shoes. Phone
Douglas S9T1.
WANTED TO BUY OR TO HIRES.
A good saddle horse, city broke, from 6 to
U years old, at least l&i handa high and
weighing at least 1,000 lba. Apply to Major
11. M. Lord. Army Bldg., Omaha, Neb.
TWO drop head typewriter desks; must
be .In good condition. Tel. South lot
HIGHEST prlo paid for household fur
nltur and content. D toot-
WANTED Second-hand
Call Douglas 7 21.
fireproof safe.
FOR SPOT CASH up to Hi. 600. a renei-al
store, hardware or lumber bualneaa la good
western town, i . uani-us. uenerat Delivery.
Council Bluffs. Ia.
WANTED TO RENT
We Are Getting Numerous Calls
For Houses of All Sis. List with Ua
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO,
8Z4 N. Y. Lit Bldg. 'Phone Red 1M
WANTED By a young woman who has
recently come to Omaha, room and board
In a private family. Am employed during
aay. Aaaress A eui, nea.
GOVERNMENT NOTICES
NOTICIfl.
United bltate of Auierlca, District of Ne
braska. Uiuaha Division, aa. :
Whereas, A libel has been filed In the
district court of th United States for the
Ulstrlot of Nebraska, Omaha division, on
the Uth day oi August, la 10. by P. 8.
Howell, United State attorney for the
district of Nebraska, oa behalf of th said
Uilted States, as libelant, against one
hundred and fifty thousand (trior or less)
Ice cream cones, and praying th usual
proceaa and monition of the court, that all
peraona Interested In said on hundred and
rifty thousand (mors or lass) Ice cream
cones may be olted to appear and answer
the premises, and that all due proceedings
being bad th said one hundred and fifty
uouaand (more or less) ice cream cones
may be dec-reed to be seised for confisca
tion and condemnation, and that the same
limy be condemned as being adulterated In
violation of and within th meaning of the
act of congress of Jun 80, 104, and that
the earn may be disposed ot by dsetruc
Hon or sale as the court may direct.
Therefor, la pursuanoa of said moni
tion, under the seal of suld court, to ute
directed and delivered on the 11 Ut dsy ot
August, 1W0, I do hereby glv notice gen
erally unto all peraona having or pretend
ing to have any right title or Interest in
laid one hundred and fifty thousand (more
r leas) Ice oreaui oonaa. to appear before
the said court. In the city of Omaha. In said
llslrkct. oa the 11th day of September, liin,
Dext (If It be a court day, or else on the
ctext court day thereafter), at 10 o'clock In
the forenoon of said day, then and there
'.o answer the ld libel and to make known
'.heir aliegatlona lu that behalf. Dated at
Dmaha. In aaid district, this 7th dsy ot
aujtut, 110. Wm. P. Warner, V. S. Mar
thai for the District of N.bntaka.
i A IS ta A
JUDGE BAIKO ON CllURCU
Diicnsiei Problem of Falling Off of
Attendance.
SEES LACK OF ENTHUSIASM
Says There shoald Not Be a Weak
ening oa Doctrinal Points In tbe
Hope of Placating
Them.
"The Relation of Pulpit and Pew" wni
considered by Former Judge William Balrd
In an ad drees yesterday morning at the
Lowa Avenue Presbyterian church. Judge
Balrd discussed tha problem of a falling
off In attendance and of a lack of enthu
alasm among churchgoers.
These tha speaker divided Into tha three
classes: Non-members, members Interested
more In soolologtcal questions than theo
logical, and members Interested mora in
theological than sociological problems.
Will, th. flr.t rlUI. Judie
Bnlrd urged that on their account there
should be no weakening on doctrinal points
In the hope of placating them. Th sec
ond class took up a considerable portion
of the address.
Judge Balrd declared that a great many
good men and women have come to view
the church chiefly as a means ot fighting
against various evils.
"Oreat work aa has been don towara
slaying the serpent of intemperance," said
the speaker, "these gooa people navo
V... .,l.n.rnr.li h relation Of the
nlmi-nh urM lt members. Their View Is
earthly and mundane, not really aplrltual."
Beurlng himself out on una point, mo
speaker quoted th verses of th new testa
ment beginning. "This Is tn nrsi ana
great commandment."
If you have anything to sell or trade.
advertise It In' The Bee Want Ad columns
and get quick results. '
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Do You Read Our
Birthday Book?
It is appearing daily on the
editorial page of The Bee, giving
pertinent information about peo
ple you know.
Whose Birthday?
Why your own and your
neighbors' and prominent people
generally.
nit la and mall th Biographical Data
blank sent you a few weeks ago, if yoa
bar not already don so. Jf rou bar
mislaid th blank, send ua memoraodam
t data and place of birth.
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OUT WHO W1 OUT,
COPYRIGHT.. 1S10, BY. THE
MONDAY I got back to Aunt Harriot's
yesterday I hated to leave poor Char
lott and her troubles, but aunt wrote that
Miss Dickson wanted me to go with her to
pay a visit. She Is a relative of Tom's, and
It would be odd If he happened to be up
there at the same time. I won't say any
thing about how odd It would be, though,
a aunt might decide not to go If she
thought much about the oddnes of It. I
can't Imagine why she doesn't Ilk Tom
more. I told him to ask her to go out and
walk In the moonlight with him, or some
thing of that sort, but he aald If you didn't
do a thing like that in the right spirit you
might a well not do It at all. Perhaps It
I Just as well she doe not care for him,
though.
When Bob Thompson cams here she
didn't like him a bit at first Bob thought
he was awfully clever to be very con
siderate and taotful and completely win her
favor. Why, one night he positively made
love to her. I thought It was very clever,
too, but after that we simply couldn't lose
aunt- Bhe would go out on the plana with
us and tallt t Bob after dinner until it was
time to go to bed, or she would walk down
th beach with ua.
' On lovely moonlight night I sugested
"THK COUNT GREW QUITE INCO
HEP.BNT." going out to the little pier on the shore, so
we all walked down there, and I fixed aom
camp stool that were kept In one of th
bathing house so she could sit there com
Items of
Th queen of Roumanla, who recently
waa extremely 111, says that woman's true
happiness He In regarding marriage aa a
holy aaorlflce and seeking to understand
man rather than to look for man to under
stand her. "If woman from th beginning,"
says she, "regarded marriage aa a holy
sacrlfloe, as a perfeot oblivion, they per
haps would get on better. I do not say
they would be happier, that I another
question. In every nation marriage bears
th character which that nation need.
For this raaaon no laws and regulation
can b mad; It la for th single individ
uals to ennoble and perfect themselves In
this, as In ali things. There would be no
woman' question U married lit had been
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NEW.YORK EVENING TELEGRAM NEW YORK
BY M.F.
COPYrUOHT, 1910. IT THE HEW YORK EVUIIU TeUSJUM (HEW YORK HER1L0 COj. 68 IRoMs Rmratt
fortably. One end of the pier stands right
up and the other end is sort of broken
down. When It i low tide you can walk
right out and alt on the end that stands up.
When the tide is . high the part that Is
"AFTER THAT WH SIMPLY COULDN'T
L08B AUNT."
broken ia about a foot or two In th water.
W sat there talking, and I never thought
(?) of reminding aunt of the Incoming tide.
Before It came too high I remembered about
1C and there was over a foot of water
coveting the end of the pier we had to walk
on to get back to the shore. Bob didn'it cult
a bit, and took off hla shoes and socks and
carried me over. But It was oit of the
question for him to try and carry aunt.
He was vary strong, but she 1 vary stout;
8h was willing to let him carry her over,
but he found after a few efforts that It
waa quite impossible to lift her. Tha only
way for her to get In wa to take ott her
shoes and atocktngs and wade.
After that ah absolutely refused tn go
out and sit on the pier with us, although
I told her how badly I felt at forgetting
about the tide, and how In the future I
should be sure to think about it. Bhe had an
awful attack of Influents, and that addea
to har distaste for that spot.
Charlotte ha decided not to get her di
vorce Juat at preeent! The Van Dama
are going to glv a masked ball, and she
'
Interest to the Vomen Folk
differently handled. The tnen wanted to
have servants, the women heroes; and the
men did not become heroes aod th women
could no longer bear th pressure under
which the men tried to hold them. In
wedded life person tmagtn they can let
tlieinaelve go, and do not think that as
soon as they let themselves go all their
faults become glgantlo and their good
qualities Insignificantly small It la juat
in married life that one ought never to let
one' aelf go. An untimely yawn may re
sult in a complete tragedy."
"I do wish you would break yourself of
th habit ot dreaming," I beard a mother
say to her little daughter the other day.
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Is so busy thinking what her costume or
rather lack of coHtume Is to be, that she
says she cannot bother about anything else
for the time being. She Is worrying about
her health, too. The doctor has told hsr
that she must exercise, so she ha sent up
to New York for Mrs. Van Dam's masseuse.
She Is also conlsderlng writing a book.
She says Polly Warner's ' Purple Poems
of Passion" last winter made her feel like
a regular sluggard. Polly's book waa really
remarkable. I wouldn't have allowed
mother to read It, but It wa wonderfully
well written.
Polly waa one of the sweetest little debu
tantes of last season, and several critics
predict quite a future for her. Charlotte
thought she would spend the winter in the
Island of Crete to get th proper atmosphere
for the book, but she say Coralla Van
Dam says It would be so awfully dull
there. Jan Van Dam, who la one of the
wlta of Newport, told her that the cresters
there would probably play very poor bridge.
So she may decide to write an Egyptian
story and spend the winter In Cairo.
The count grew quit Incoherent whll
"I HATED TO LEAVB CHAHLOTTE."
holding my hand and saying goodbye. I
wrote Tom about It, and he said he'd like
to break his heed. Tom Is th sweetest
thing sometimes.
I suppose very few of us can truthfully
say that we never do any castle building.
Even most of us grown up folk like to
wander now and again into the land of
"Let's pretend," and there I no harm In It,
so long as we don't overdo It.
It la only when w allow ourselve to
dream when w ought to be doing that
there Is danger.
After all, life Is very largely mad up of
"Let' pretend." for it does not always
do to let the world know exactly what w
think or feel. Perhaps we have a pleoe of
work to do that la distasteful to us. But
If, Instead of grumbling about It, w try
to pretend that w like doing It, sometime
th "pretend" grow to be a reality, ay
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This dinner gown of Persian printed chif
fon, black satin and gorgeous Chinese em
broidery Is black and gold, has the narrow
skirt line of all this season's modr-Is, and
the exaggerated effect of decollctacn now
Brightside and His Boy
"Here's a well known judge who has
not had a vacation in twenty-one years,"
begin observant Father, as ha of th
bulging brow drifts In to settle the coun
try's pressing problema
"Some of the old chap 'always spring
that gag about this time of year when
their hired men begin to holler for a few
days off," raps Son, digging up a torch.
"He says he has worked sixteen hours
a day during this long period," continues
Father In amasement
"I refuse to sob for any guy with th
oush who won't beat It for the woods In
tbe good old summer time, and then makea
a bid for sympathy by telling what a
lave to duty he Is," retorts Son in a real
peevish tone of voloe.
"I think a man who stays In the hot city
aad works every. day is deserving of soma
conslderatlon,"L "argues Father.
. "My bos happen to ' b one of those
kind of chap," admit Bon, revealing th
true rsason for hi feeling in the matter.
"He llkea to stroll in about 10 o'olook and
tall what a live wire be la aa long as any
on will listen. Then about 8 o'olock he
goes to lunch and oomee back about 6 to
see that nobody quit before time. After
that he goes home and saps up fancy drinks
till midnight. That's his Idea of a slxteen
bour day' work."
"All our publlo man, from th president
down, seem to be bard workers," remarks
Father,
"Their press agents may 'oon' some of the
pee-vul into thinking that, but never your
little Willie," declares Son. "They like to
have the papera print long stories about
their burning midnight oil to catch up with
their duties, but they forget to tell of play
ing golf or Joy tiding all day which puts
them behind. .They seem to think It's a
shame that they have to work at all."
"When I waa a boy nobody ever thought
of having auch a thing aa a vaoatlon,"
harks baok Father to the dark agea
"That's what all these old-timers tell
their employes when the men ask for a
week off without docking the weekly
masuma," Bon explain. "They seem to
think that a few days' rest will turn their
hired hands Into anarchists."
I believe that every working man and
very publlo official should have a vaca
tion during th summer," ssys Father.
"If necsaaary a federal law could be passed
providing for It."
"Don't wast any tun boosting a scheme
to glv th officeholder any mora rest
thso they are getting now," advise Son.
"Tha hardest work most of 'em do from
June to September Is to draw their pay.
At that, a bunch of th big guys, who are
there with the drag, have their check
mailed to them at th seashore or In
Europe. Bom clsss to Jobs like thst, even
If they don't have regular vacations."
"At least our business men can't stay
away from their duties Ilk that," thinks
Father. "My father used to think his firm
often seen in Paris. The lace tinder bodice
showing through the chiffon folds. Is really
mounted on flesh colored net, but the ef
fect Is almost startlngly bare over th
shoulder. .
"Pity tbe Sard Work.
Ing Bos," Their
X.tst , Sketch.
THEV SfcEK TO THINK THAT A
PEW PAYS RBST WfU. TV UN 17CI&1
HlfcED HAMM INTO AUlZCHlSTf
would go to the wall If he stayed away
more than a day at a 'time."
"How timet have changed," comment
Son. "Most of the heads of big corporation
theae days spend half of their time on
vacatlui.a. Some of them have to if they
want to keep out of Jail. But I notice
that they keep on drawing their aalarle
Just the same."
"Folks out through the country district
don't have vacations any more now than
they used to when I wa a boy," aver
Father.
"Thoy still get the annual day off to go
to the big circus," saya Bon. "Farmer
have more fun on that one 'day than a
city chap can dig out of two weeks."
"My Idea of a vacation," Interpolate
Father, "is to go away to some quiet plao
and g a good rest."
"Tour dope 1 wrong, Pop," corrects Bon.
"The correct stunt Is to sav vacation
money all year, thn go to a plao where
yoa can make th biggest flash with your
roll. When It' all burned up, com baok
and start to work again for next year's
outing."
(Copyright; 110, by th N. Y. Herald Co.)
Diagnosis.
When your thoughts won't turn,
And your gig lamp burn,
And tha tip of your nose is red,
And there's no dry reef
In your handkerchief.
And your comforts all hav Ted;
wnan you cough and aneese,
And your proboscis
Is minus th sans ot smell,
And beer tastes good
As a rlcky would,
fr far aa your test eaa tell;
When a good cigar
And a atoale are
Alike In their rich bokay;
When your throat 1 parched,
And your temper starched.
And your nose Just runs' away
Thai bay fever, y, fc. M,