10 .-.l-.JLL.-i U UJL-L J- '? 'ttir, oMaHa' Daily Ite FOL'XHEU Til EDWARD IlOSEWATER. VICTon HO.SKWATKR.' EDITOR. Knteted lit Omaha postoffk'e as second class matter. terms ov stmscTurTioN. I'Allr He (Including Sunday), per wk..l5e lai:y He (without Sumlay), per week. -10c Pally !( (without SundH.v). one year. .14.00 Ially I'.ee nrnl Fundav.. on year 6.00 DCLIVBRfCU HV CARRIER. Kretifrtt: (without Fitnday). per week.. 4c Kvrnlna; Bee (with Sunday), per week l"c Piindny Kee. 6rve yenr.. 12. M Cattirday Ile one vear I.W Adrlrena all romplalnta of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. " . OFFICES. " Omaha The Rr nulldlng. outh Otnahn Twenty-fourth and N. Council muffs 15 Poott street. Lincoln flu l.lttle Bulldlnif. Chlcairo 1M Marquette HuUdlng. New YorkRvim 1101-110S No. U Wwt Thirty-third tr-t. . Washing-tort '25 Fourteenth Street. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating 1o news and ed itorial matter ahould be adressed; Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. 1 REMITTANCES.' Remit hy draft,' express or postal order payable to Tha Boa Publishing Company. Only t-cent stamp received, In payment of mall accounts. . rersonal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT , OP CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County. a: Usui e B. 'I tsciiuck, treasurer of The Bee I'ubllnhlng Company, being duly aworn. aaya that the- actual number, of full and complete copies of The 1'ally, Morning-, Evening- and Hunday Dee printed during tha month of July, 1910, waa a follows: 1 41,970 , 17. .'n. '.;.. . 1...' 46,490 IS 43,670 I... .41,380 1 ....43,330 .. BS.900 10 41,800 8 49,730 21 43.130 t 41,880 21 ..43,870 1 41.830 tl 43,040 I ....41,840 1 24 40,300 ..' .41,340' ' 2t 43,310 10 40.400 18 41380 11... ..41,860 17..... 43,300 12... 41.810 IS 43,410 II... 41,830 29 43,330 14 41,740 SO 43,460 If ...41,830 II ..40,800 14 43.380 Total 1,333,310 Xrtorned ' ooplaa 13,867 ret total 1,310,043 Sally averere 43,868 OEOROE If. TZSCHUCK, . Treasurer. SubRCilbed In my presence and" aworn to before ma this lt day f August. 1910. M. B. WALKER, Notary Publlo. Subscribers leaving tha elly tem porarily should hT Tfce Be smiled to them. Address mill be changed aa often aa reqaeeted. This Is neither the time nor place for the union of church and state. . That 116,000.000 Drug trust la enough to make everybody sick, Has anyone here seen Bryan? Or heard from him on the outcome of the primary? The tide of affairs in Spain Jusf now is rough enough to make the young king seasick. j Wonder If the president had Mr. BalUnger In mind when he advocated long vacations. It la reported that one Felix New? ton is feeling fine over what happened to Shallenberger. ' . . That Tennessean ' murdered who hanged himself was clearly no friend of the governor's. Whom does the governor blame, his friends, the brewers, or his .friends, the prohibitionists? It is pretty hard even for a gov ernor to "tote" water on .both shoul ders without getting ducked. In the excitement of the moment over the Jiinocrats we had almost for got about those Jackocrats. Gilford Pinchot refers to the Taft administration as thunder and light ning. Not quite specific enough. Still, the arrest and fining of Mr. Rockefeller for speeding does not bring him down to the common level yet t . Now that the fire limits have been extended we move that the ordinance requiring wires to go underground be amended to conform. Duke Francis Joseph of Bataria is at sea. So is Duke AbruzzI, it ap pears, though the Bavarian is only sailing for New York. I It seems that a certificate of char acter signed by Duncan M. Vlnaonhaler passes considerably below par with Douglas county voters. The meeting of western governors at Salt Lake City is another reminder that there are at least two sides to this conservation business Associate Editor Metcalfe of The Commoner has too much poetry in his soul to make an office seeker. Pass that job back to the editor-in-chief. The most mysterious thing about this "Maid of Mygter" who dances on the roof gardens of New York is that the finds bo many easy victims. Mol8sant'8 flight with a fellow pas senger over the English channel con firms America's lead In the air aa well as on land, and western America, at that. The Esperanto propaganda is get ting more publicity right now than the simplified spelling reform. It is not safe, however, to bet on which V would go under the wire first Everyone up In the game knew all the time that Would-be Senator , Hitchcock preferred to have Governor Shallenberger renominated, but no one expected him to tip his hand so plainly. - Cannon and the Speakership.. When the editor of The Bee In an Interview in the Washington Post nearly a year ago ventured to assert that In hta opinion the best contri bution to party success Speaker Can non could make would be an an nouncement of Intention not to ask for re-election as speaker, It called down severe comment from some of the Bpeaker'8 friends. The opinion thus expressed seems now to have be come almost universally accepted by all elements of the rarty, excepting Mr. Cannon and a few of his depend ents. The statement made by Con gressman Longworth, declaring that he would not again support 'Mr. Can non and outlining his position, un questionably voices the sentiment of the party, and it J an open secret that the president, himself, wouN wel come relief from. the embarrassment of Mr. Cannon's personality in the high office of speaker. It is really unfortunate for Speaker Cannon that he cannot see, or refuses to realize, the changed conditions that confront him. Whether he voluntar ily renounces speakership ambitions or persists in announcing himself a candidate subject to caucus selection, will make very little difference, be cause his re-election by the next house is practically Impossible no matter whether republicans or democrats are In control. To say this is not to be little his services to the party and to the country in the past nor to dis parage bis ability as a presiding offi cer and floor leader. But it is recog nizing the Obvious fact that the pro cession has marched past him, and that he is no longer in step even with the stragglers.. The democrats will doubtless try to continue beating the drum on Cannon and Cannonlsm In the impending cam paign, but it is a bogie that should scare no one. Mr. Cannon will not be speaker after this congress expires, and Cannonlsm is so wrapped up in his personality that it will be quickly forgotten after the new speaker is in stalled. If Hearst for Harmon T After a personal visit to Governor Harmon, John Temple Graves, one of the chief Hearst editors, gives the re sults in a half-page interview in the Hearst papers. The Interview and the incidental comments are exceedingly friendly to the Ohio democrat, so much as to give rise to a strong sus picion that Mr. Hearst "may have de cided to support Harmon for the presi dential nomination in the event of his re-election - as governor this fall. In this way he could do much toward getting even with both Bryan and Gaynor, against whom he harbors kindred feelings of resentment. Hearst Is not a man who does things by mishap and that is why this fulsome praise of Harmon by Graves Just now will cause many people to look at the matter in this light' That la. why, no doubt, Mr. Graves refers to Ohio's governor as "Glamis he is and Cawdor and shall be more here after." The. "hereafter" . manifestly means the 1912 national campaign, and then concluding one of his sweeps of rhetoric, the Hearst editor speaks of the "genial face of the pres ent transcendant man In the politics of Ohio." It may . be taken for granted that Mr. Hearst has decided not to run for the presidency himself In , 1912, and If he does swing his Independence league, or the votes that he may be able to influence in its name, behind Harmon, of course he will have to be reckoned with as a factor and a very real, potent factor, too. It nay be up to some others to "prepare to stand aside" then and yet even with the prestige of another election as gov ernor behind him,-Harmon and his friend, Hearst, will yet have all the fight on their hands that shrewd poll tlclkns need covet, for if Mayor Gay' nor recovers, as seems likely, he will be a stronger man, and he Is already strong with his party. But so many complications, will enter into the democratic free-for-all race for the next presidential nomination that the contest cannot be narrowed down at this early date between Harmon and Gaynor, or any other two candidates, though they may be the most promi nent as things now stand. London Scorns Anarchist "Dr." Reltmann, business partner and press agent of Emma Goldman, has been addresalng London audiences on anarchy antfflnds them decidedly cold and unresponsive, to his genius. He has utterly failed, he says, to arouse any Englishmen on the subject, or get the least expression of dis content with governmental affairs and he goes so far as to state that while In New York he "was always able to stir up a mob Jto do something." This is a splendid testimonial to British Intelligence and decency, but the man's aspersions on America need not be taken seriously, Jot they are not true in their Intended significance. He may be able to stir up a crowd on the East Side in New York, but every body who knowa that section of Gotham knows that It is not typical pf the United States and moreover it is exceedingly doubtful if what Relt mann says of New York is consistent with the facts. One thing Is certain neither he nor this Bo-called "High Priestess of Anarchy," with whom he sometimes travels, can stir up a mob auywhere that intelligence predominates and he chose a very poor time, right on the heels of Mayor - Gaynor's attempted assassination, to Invade even a foreign country with his incendiarism. But I if ( Reltmann cannot make an im- THE BEE: pression in London what disappoints him more than anything, no doubt, is his failure to pick up some of the Urltlsh coin of the realm, for that is really what he and the Gold man woman are out for today and when they fall to get it as was the case on the occasion of their last stand in Omaha they ,very toon pass on. It surpasses comprehension and yet it is a fact, that law-abiding citizens have been taken in by so pal pable a fraud and a fraud, too, that has for its pretense to decency the at tack upon all government. Nebraska Republicans Progressive. The outcome of tue republican pri mary in Nebraska reinforces The Bee's characterization of Nebraska republic ans as progressive and neither Insur gent nor reactionary. The best proof of this is found in the fact taat while the insurgent organs at Lincoln are loudly proclaiming a great insurgent victory, the democratic ' organ in Omaha is insisting that it is a triumph of standpatlsm and a complete unhors ing of the insurgents. The attitude of the party in Ne braska must be measured, not by the success or failure of any particular candidate, but upon the general result, and particularly upon the nominations for United Statea senator, congress men and governor. If the reaction aries are the Cannon supporters there are none in Nebraska, because every one of the republican candidates for congress, elected or defeated, has openly declared against the retention of Mr. Cannon as speaker. If the insur gents are antagonistic to tlio adminis tration and its program, then there are few in Nebraska, because every one of the Nebraska republican repre sentatives at Washington' voted for the tariff bill and for all the important measures approved by the president and enacted upon his recommendation. Nebraska republicans, however, are progressive in the true sense of the word; in the sense of standing for ad vanced constructive policies; in the sense of favoring a constant forward movement. Instead of standing still or backing up. Republicans of Nebraska leave it to the democrats to repudiate the only democratic chief executive in this state they have elected In twenty years and to condemn the odious rec ord of their own law-makers. The re publicans at present have only three of the six Nebraska representatives in congress. They ought to hold this number and win back two, if not the whole three, of the other districts and return a republican to the senate, and will do bo if the forces remain united. Governor Hadley has a definition of an insurgent as "a progressive exceed ing the speed limit." A complimentary definition Would make a reactionary one who never gets started. , ; We .re peat that Nebraska . republicans-; are progressive' rather than insurgent or reactionary, . ' - ' " . Patrolling1 the Heavens. If, as Glenn H. Curtiss says, we will all be traveling in airships within twenty-five years and railway trains will then be as antiquated as ox teams are now, we can see the golden age Just ahead of the sturdy Sons of Erin, who furnish us our best policemen, for the heavens will have to be pa trolled just as the earth. W'ith. avia tion upon such a practical basis, slip ping from the earth up to the sky will be but a matter of short time, and If "headquarters" are not, in fact, per manently established in the air the work can easily be carried on from below. When this' system of aerial policing gets to working well we may hear things at the station which today would sound more like the babbling of lunatics at the asylum than the re ports of guardians of the law. For instance, the desk sergeant in making the night's assignments may call out to Policeman Murphy to go to Saturn tonight and keep a close watch on those young chaps with the top trous ers who have been standing on the curb annoying women. Another offi cer will be detailed to "stick around" Jupiter and see that the "boys" with the soft walk et in none of their work. The Moon Mercury, Venus, Uranus, Neptune, the Asteroids and all will require patrolling and every man must be on his beat soon after Old Sol goes off the job. It will be only fair to make Mars chief, of police, for he Is said to have shown high adaptability for such leadership. Of course every man can furnish hla own star. It may be that police stations in the various cities of the country will not observe any overflow of candidates soon on account of these new pros pects, but they probably will come as soon as Mr. Curtiss' brilliant dream, and that will be soon enough. Ia the meantime we take no stock In the railroads' offer to give the gov ernment all their tracks, trains and round houses. The cholera scourge in Europe may be expected to signal the double-quick return of the army of American tour lsts abroad. It is up to the port of flcials to take no chances on admis sion of the dread disease to this country. ! Our amiable democratic contem porary advises the editor of The Bee to "cheer up." That advice is quite superfluous. The editor of our demo cratic contemporary running for office is the one who needs words of cheer. The primary vote In Nebraska will aggregate something around 100,000. Heretofore republicans have always polled about 60 per cent and the dem ocrats about 35 per cent of the total OMAHA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 20, 1010. But this time, because of the open primary, that Invites republicans and' populists to nominate democratic candidates, the ratio will be reversed. Let the people rule. Colonel Roosevelt probably will commend St. Paul for Its loyalty to another of his favorite policies besides conservation when he speaks there In September and reflects on Its gain of 61,000 in population In ten years. What about those ouster proceed ings? Will the chief of police have to go it alone? Or will be have the company of the mayor, to whose or ders he is subject and whose com mands he must obey? Colonel Roosevelt wants It distinctly understood that he will not cross any bridge until he gets to it, and that he reserves the right to cross it afoot, on horseback, by auto or any other way he pleases. Omaha's fire chief is soon to have an automobile patrol with which to answer hurry-up calls In a hurry. A parade of city and county automobiles will soon be in order. ' If our street railway company wants to be credited with good Inten tions it will at once inaugurate a cam paign against flat wheels. Come Oat and Coant 'Em. ' Boston Transcript We can stand being- "a Million-dollar country," provided the proapect of a three-bllUon-bushel corn crop Is realised. St Louie Times. Interpreting? the Signs. Nebraska wishes It understood that tha next time there la any 18 to 1 business In the country that state will not be Its head quarters. 1 nigr Bnalaeaa for the Lawftn. Wall Street Journal. With 411 railroads needing: legal help to get their proposed freight Increases Into effect, the average lawyer IS apt to take a cheerful view of the differences between shipper and carrier. Aa a. Peace Promoter. - .... Brooklyn Eagle. Great Britain Is buying In America crude oil for torpedo boat fuel. The claim of John D. Rockefeller to succeed Robert Treat. Paine . as president of the American Peace society should not be lightly dis regarded. . ' Oae la a-Plenty. Indianapolis News. ' 1 Senator Hey burn, whose fiery .eloquence failed to get a single vote In tha senate against the lending of government tenta to confederate veterans, has had another spasm during which he objected to an orchestra at Wallace, Idaho, playing "Dixie." There Is only one Senator Hey burn. Fortunately. ' "Hitting; the Pipe" In Kebraalca. St Louis Times. The primary election In Nebraska is de scribed as one of the most bitter and con fusing In the history of that commonwealth. This Is one of ' the Inevitable results of yielding to a bad habit for years and then trying to "break off." Nebraska, barring certain w'ards and precincts, - has been smoking the tlpe offered by' William Jen nings Bryan.. It has not always smoked willingly,, but the wielder of the Insidious hookah haa pressed the fateful drug to the lips of his neighbors again and again, and there was no resisting him. The habit will be hard to break, but at least Nebrae. kans are making the fight of their Uvea, and It may, be predicted that they have topped amoklng for good and all. LAND OS THB1 PROMOTER. Elements Which Create the McMnr- rara of Oklahoma. St Louis Republic . J , There can be no doubt In the mind of any Intelligent reader of the newspapers that It was high time a bit of housecleanlng was done In tho Indian affairs department of tha national government. It doesn't look pretty to see carpets on the line, the front yard littered with excelsior and. dust pour ing like smoke from the windows; but the pangs of housecleanlng are always a lesser evil than the continued reign of dirt. It Is well that certain plain English words should be restored to yse; thieves need to be called thieves and plratea, plratea. A set of scoundrels have been fattening on de partmental procrastination and Indian ignorance, and general recognition of that fact will greatly aaslst In giving both plun derers and plundered their Just dues. Nevertheless It Is not only Interesting, but profitable as veil, to look at the oausea which have conspired to produce such a man as McMurray a man who could delib erately plan 'to take advantage of partly civilised descendants of ravages, weary of governmental red tape, and enrich himself by charging for -services which tha govern ment Itself was already pledged to render more than 600 times what they were worth. McMurray is not a sole sinner In a vast commonwealth of saints. Oklahoma Is a new country and among Its mass of sturdy and Industrious citizens Is now sprinkled a crowd of promoters from the four winds of heaven, birds of prey and of passage. - An Iowan who was running a "bank'' there ten years ago wrote to a friend: , "Come here and start a bank; $1,600 la enough. Don't bother about in. terest and don't name any rate; Juat tell tha borrower that the loan will cost him so much you can make t per cent a month and not half try." This is the kind of thing that has pro duced McMurray. A Weak sense of honesty and honor has been blunted by the business practices tolerated In a new country with out an organized public opinion. A gen eration hence such a career will be im possible. 4 Our Birthday Book , August 80, 1810. Benjamin Harrison, former president of the United States, . was born August 20, 1S33, at North Send, O. Ha had the distlnc Uon of being the great grandson of one of the signers of the Declaration of Independ ence and the grandson of President William Henry Harrison. The Son of President Har rison married the daughter of the lata Senator Alvirr-Saunders of this city. Herbert My rick, editor of Orange Judd Farmer, one of the first and most Influen tial agricultural newspapers, Is just 60 years old today. He waa born at Arling ton, Mass. Thomas Kllpatrlck of the Thomas Kllpat rtck company, dry goods, was born August 10, 1M1. He Is a native of Scotland. He went Into the wholesale dry goods business In Cleveland, later removing to Omaha, and finally took up the retail dry goods busl neas exclusively. . William Heald, member of the Omaha police force. Is celebrating his sftth birth day. He is a native of Mount Pleasant. Is, In Other Lands Ida Xaght on 'What li Trana. plrlng Amonf tha Hear and rat Stations of tha Earth. An exceptionally well Informed, but un named diplomat who hail personally In vestigated conditions In Turkey tinder the new regime. Is quoted by the Paris corre spondent of the New York Tribune as ex pressing doubt of the permanence of the change of rulers of the Ottoman empire. According to this obrerver the racial an tagonism of Turk and Arab constantly menace the peace of the country. The former favor centralization, the latter de centralisation. The delegation of govern mental powers to a parllamont and a re sponsible ministry strips the sultan of the supremacy -which, In the view of the Turks, Is necessary for a real caliph and "defender of the faith." It Is the fcld battle of democracy and federalism over again, but In new environment This fundamental difficulty would be overcome but for the lack of men of experience, resolution and Integrity to conduct reformed publlo affairs, and the continuance In office of too many experienced and skillful schemers of Abdul Hamid's reign." Doubtless the party of union and progress has made soma mis takes and Is likely to blunder along until experience is gained. One need but recall the masterful skill with which the late sultan was overthrown at the moment of his supposed triumph over the constitution alists to realise that there are skillful hands at the helm competent to cope with any ordinary outburst of the reactionaries. Moral suasion as a temperance reform agency Is strikingly demonstrated In the north of Ireland In the spread of the "Catch My Pal" society fostered by the Irish Protestant Abstinence union. Started In July of last year, the union has now a membership of 12O,0uO and before the end of the present year has come it Is expected that the flag of total abstinence will be firmly planted In each of the chief towns and cities of the United kingdom. The origin ol the. organization is a singularly Interesting example of how seemingly trivial incidents change the current of men's lives and alter the social customs of the people. One of a party of tipsy men suggested half in Jest to a passing min ister that he persuade them to take the pledge.' The minister jollied the party In the conversation that followed, and each agreed to meet the minister three days later and further discuss taking the pledge. At this meeting each of the original party of six took the pledge, and each agreed to bring In another recruit from among their pals. Out of , the supplementary pledge sprang the name "Catch My Pal." The centenary of Count Cavour, the great leader of Italian unity, was celebrated throughout Italy on August 10, amid grati fying evidence of prosperity and general advancement. The laat ten years have been a period of unostentatious but solid growth for Italy. The era of stress, not unmixed with political debauchery, which marked the first forty years of Italy's new birth, has merged Into an era of political and Industrial stability; persistent annual deflciu have been wiped out, and the credit of the nation firmly established. Her foreign commerce has grown from $500,000,- 000 to near $1,000,000,000 a year. Of course. Italy a prosperity Is relative, and must be measured by Italian standards. Mendicancy is still prevalent, and taxation Is still heavy. But the former Is diminishing, while Industry, commerce and education are progresalng by leaps and bounds. - The proposed recasting of the prison system of Great Britain from one based on punishment aa a deterrent of crime to that of encouragement and reform lends Interest to the remarkable success of the Salvation army, in helping released convicts to gain an honorable livelihood. Farming proves to be the most helpful means to the end, chiefly because of the comparative isola tion from the sneering orowd and practical Independence. Land owners In the suburbs of London have become interested and have sold the army numbers of small tracts. .These tracts, Jn turn, are rented on easy terms to released prisoners with an arrangement by which the latter are further enabled to buy them outright. Thua far. 900 men who have worn the stripes have been bettered In this way. So successful, In fact, has the scheme proved that the people of London are actually be ginning to see in these farmers a means of supplying a deficient vegetable market for London, like American cities, is suf fering to an extent from the high cost of living. American - newspaper methods are steadily overturning and rattling the dry bones of London Journalism. The practice of reserving the first page for small ad vertisements, a tradition hallowed by a century's usage, has been overthrown by the Dally News, and tha page given over to news of first Importance. In announc ing the wonderful change In the make-up the editor of the News said: "If It is true that the Judgment of the world Is sound the principle of the front page for news has long been beyond reasonable . doubt. Great Brltlan la the only land In which that principle does not dominate dolly Journalism. In every other country that counts, the popular press, the sound press, and the press which Is both, have long ceased to resist the feeling on the part of the publlo that it likes tha most Interesting news to be where It can be most easily got at For this is a busy world; especially In the early hours of the morning." The Chinese progressives who petitioned the throne to Institute national govern ment immediately instead of waiting until 1918, the decreed year, were at liberty to carry out their threat of suicide. For the second time the memorials of the agitators have been rejected by the council of the empire, which decided to adhere to the date originally fixed for Inaugurating a national parliament. An Imperial edict Is sued by the prince regent, nut only refuses In positive terms to grant the prayer of the petitioners, but In aa direot language as Is possible to put such a warning In an Imperial edict be notifies them that unless they cease their agitating It will not be well for their precious heads. Veteran of the "Flrat Battle." New York Tribune. General Adoniram J. Warner, who died laat Saturday at Marietta, O., had passed out of public notice In recent years, but a little more that a decade -and a half ago he was one of th most active and Influential figures In the free silver coin age movement, which divided parties, ex cited sectional hatreds and threatened the credit of the nation. The part which he playtd in fomenting the free coinage agi tation waa th more notable from the fact that he held no publlo office. But where- ever the cheap dollar craze took hold he was regarded as an authority and a leader. The suhaldence of th agitation closed his career In national politics. Be Bar to L'oanf 'Km. Cleveland Plain-Dealer. According to th medical authorities Ice cream must not contain more than 5,000,000 bacteria In a cublo meter. Now I the time for an Inventor to put on the market a computing machine for the use ttt carevl Ice cream eater - POLITICAL DRIFT. Colonel Bryan hna accepted an Invitation to make a campaign tour of Indiana this fall. Owing to the long dry spell navigation of Salt Creek will be painfully alow and difficult this fall. Has anybody here seen Mullen Arthur M-U-double-L-E-N? Has anybody In the state seen Mullen since Jim took Shally InT By a vote of 118 to S the Georgia assembly paased a bill rt-tiuli-lng lobbyists to register, wear a lag. and tell what measure they are Interested In. Its passage Is assured In the senate. Congressman OHIe Jamee of Kentucky la dusting the withered laurels won by James K. Jones as the most enthualastlo prophet of political landslides that ever hit tile road. Ollie's vocal apparatus Is ever attuned to melody. Kleven hundred and eighty-four candi dates, of whom 787 seek seats In the legis lature this fall, will keep the voters of Illinois busy on primary day. September 16. Texas got a week's start of Nebraska In nominating a farmer-cowboy for governor. The announcement of a fund of $30,000 contributed by former Comptroller Mats of New York for the employment of experts to devise a modern system of bookkeeping for cities, caused a roar among New York's municipal barnacles. A genuine business system of bookkeeping In New York would separate scores of chair-warmers from their Jobs. CONVENTION "OVATIONS. Texas Cheer a Followed by an Edi torial Thoaabt. New, York Sun. Somewhere In the archive of political statistics Is preserved the record of the time consumed at Denver in 1908 In th "demonstration" for the Peerless Leader. We have forgotten the hours, minutes and sconds, but It outlasted any similar period of applause by a sufficient margin to satisfy lte authors and Its object It occu pied more than thirty-five minutes, the time spent on Tuesday in cheers for Sena tor Bailey In the Texas democratlo conven tion. Indeed, Senator Bailey was very moder ate In the delay he caused In the conven tion. There was no reason why he should not have had an hour or an hour and a half of noise. When plana have been laid for an "ovation" there la no limit to Its length. The band rests while the faithful friends In the galleries yell, and the gal leries catch their breath while the band plays. The chanting of conventional phrases Imposes small effort on the ener gies, and the bawling of choruses can bo sustained Indefinitely. Any candidate who content himself 'with fewer than sixty minutes of carefully planned spontaneous enthusiasm deserves praise for his msd esty. In time It will be found expedient, unless the example set by Mr. Bailey Is con tagious, to set apart a day at all conven tions for "demonstrations," "ovations" and such non-essentials. The day after ad journment might well be selected. These "outbursts of prolonged applause" are never begun or kept up by the delegates. The bands and the visitors in the galleries start, maintain and support them. DOES PROHIBITION PROHIBIT Internal Revenne Receipt Seoff at the Water Waaron. New York Tlmea. The publication of the internal revenue receipt for th fiscal year just ended tempts us again to inquire what effect. If any, the widespread prohibition movement of recent years haa had upon- the actual drinking habits of the people. According to the United States statistical abstract the per capita consumption of distilled spirits In 1897 was 1.03 gallons, of - malt liquors 14. M gallons, with wine making a total of 14.60 gallons for each man, woman and child of the whole population. In 1909 the per capita consumption of malt liquors had risen to IB ."79 gallons, of distilled spirits to 1.S7 gallons, and these, with "wines, 21. S3 gallons. The maxmum per capita corsumptlon waa In 1907 23.64 gallons. Tha lnternalj-evenue from fermented liquors rose from $32,472,162 In 1897 to $57,464,411 in 1909, and to $00,672,000 In 1910. The revenue from spirits showed a growth In like ratio from $82,008,643 in 1897 to $134,868,034 In 1909, and to $148,000,000 in 1910. The per capita consumption of malt and spirituous liquors during 1910 ha not yet been estimated.. But the Internal revenue receipts hold forth slight hop that prohi bition ha accomplished mora than, to stimulate the thirst of the new prohibition states. Talks for people A merchant had an Idea, and put It to work. He put an advertisement In the papers of his town asking the readers what they considered first In buying goods, and what "points" In his dally advertising induced them to buy from him. Seventy per cent of the answers re ceived named "quality" as the first consideration in buying, with service. style, satisfaction, in the order named as next in importance. This but emphasizes what The Bee has always maintained that the ma jority of people want quality goods HAVE YOU READ THIS BOOK (1) tiOiklbyaZhtmousJluthor THF. WINDOW atthe WHITE GAT MARY ROBERTS RINEHART Author of THE MAN IN LOWER TEN CIRCULAR STAIRCASE. WHEN A MAN MARRIES ta?l stores mi nkTT t ax Aw Fresh Minod-Hard Coal $10.50 Havens-White Coal Co, 1618 Farnam Gt. Omaha, Nob. Telephones-Douglas 630, Ind. A-1?i. LINES TO A LAUGH. . "He's painfully conaclentloua. Wouldn't I buv hla little ulrl a rubber doll." Whv not?" "He says he's afraid he mlaht be encour aging Senator Aldrlch and the alleged rub- . ber trust." Cleveland Main Kealer. Top. I want to ask you something." "Yea, my son." . "Would you dans articles about eleo Irlitty under the head of current lttera ture?"Baltlmoie American. Eameralda What a dcllclously light, fluffy, airy affair that la! tiwendolln Yea. this la my aviation cos tume; my going up gown, you know.- cago Tribune. "What made you think he would proo'J "Why, when I refused him he said he didn't care what became of him; but per hapa he wasn't serious." Houston Post. "The next event," said the announcer at the county fair, "will be a sack race for girls. Professionals barred. "What do you mean by profeaalonalsr "Those who have been wearing hobble skirts." Louisville Courier-Journal. "The larger stars form the constellations,'1 says the teac-her: "but of what la tne Miiay J Way composed? . V ! . Xr atara. o' course." oNera. the boy with one suspender. J udge. "When they came to New York svarr. body was saying of the l that they would hang the expense." "But "now ?t" turns out that her wonder ful diamonds are only paste. Hanging the expense in effigy, SO to speak." Puck. ' ' "Miss Passay Is furious with that society reporter." "Why so?" , . . "He published the announcement or her approaching wedding under the column headed 'Late Engagements.' Life, - Dlaere-et. "Mar I may I klsa you. dearr sal4 "Flrst'l want one thing made clear." said she. .'.'.."!. "Have you e'er kissed a maid before, or No,"rl'he answered she was sure he Then'wlth willing lips, she whispered. "Well Yes. you may, since you don't klsa and ..it Boston m. rnecru?w . DTSTEUCTI0N. C. P. McDonald In Chicago Tribun.. Meet me at the ball gam. 5 parte. Promptly at the stroke of 3; On the corner I'll be waiting; It I'm late, Just wait for roe. Out there In th grandstand, dear!,' W will cheer the boy at playi ' Free from every thought of worry. We will have a holiday. Clap and root, dear; 'Yell and hoot dear; Kid th ump and make a noise. Be a fan, dear: While you can, dear: You must be one of th boys. Meet me at th ball park, dearie: Be on time and Jolly me: r Wear that big hat trimmed In flower So the chap behind can't see: L They are sur to kid you, dearie; - ' Just let on you do not hear. Stand up When the play exciting. Shut the view off from th rear. Do not top, dear, . i Spill your pop, dear, On the pompous- gent In front. Cheer the foe. dear. Let 'er go, dear. Even for a measly bunt Meet m at th ball game, dearie, . If a peachy afternoon: Sun Is out and fairly scorching. And all nature is In tune. Ask me to explain each question That arises and each play; "What's a foul striker What's a llnerr What's a homer" anyway t . When they try. dear. To untie, dear, . . Some decision that's In doubt, , . If we win, dear, Pitch right in, dear. Asking what It's all about. LN THE (30UBTET. T. A. Daly . In Catholio Standard. Me dtoctor aes: "Youse ter d country! ' " Git out wld de hayseeds an' reat" An' me feelin" dopey, Jiat beat it, Bellevln' 'twas all fur de best. So here where I landed las' We'n'Sd'y. Right here wld de come-on an' rub, Wld nothln' around me but scenery. An' breat'ln' fresh air t'rough m tubes. But rest? Jumpln' Felix! where is it? -- Well, mebbe de country Is fine. But, say, If dese noises is "quiet" De clang o' de trolley fur mine! X ain't step' a wink, on d level!" I ain't olosed a peeper at night. Say, listen, I'm canned be de racket Dese country birds makes when, dey fight -"Katie did," yells one bird; den anudder He ups an' he tells him. "You lie!" Den dey're off In a bunch, de whole party. An' cheel how de langwldge does fly! Flynn'B boiler-shop simply ain't In It . Wld dat aggregation. Nit Neln! It dese country notaes is quiet, D clang o' de trolley fur mlnel . Back! Back to ole clvllerzatlon I'm makln de straightes' bee-line. Rest up wld de rubes If youse wants ter De clang o' de trolley fur mine. who sell things and are willing to pay for quality that cheap merchandise and cheap tnethods do not appeal that intelli gent advertising of quality, service, satisfaction and fair prices does, ap peal to the people, does sell goods. Mr. Merchant, The Bee is read in 70 per cent of the homes of Omaha. Over 100,000 readers, every day, are reading the advertising columns" to see what manner of goods you have to offer them. . We have a special service depart ment, copy and Illustrations, setting forth the quality of your goods pur chased. 0 TG48nJisV'i TOf i rwg JI Gnat Musfcv VERY FINE TALE THIS ) 4