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THE BEE: OMAIIA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 12, 1.010. .(WPall Suit r . -; '-'-'i:' . v-'n V ' - - , ' s i " : ' ,v" ' l i'.f - . I i - , ; ;-' V. J IV .tlww-""; 1 e-p a- i PUMA On 'of th' Mew ' belted tunfo' coats . ha&'n here,' and the graceful, model Is tnaoie f II, more attreUve by a touch of mbrtrldery at the 'collar and a trlmmlnit The Tired Business h r BI WALTER SINCLAIR. "I thlni that professor who said that It was'tatural tor firls to flirt-must have pent the warm weather at the summer resorts," said Friend; Wife. 'pres; ..'even ' the wind flirts, the. sand la mrM," replied the Tired Business Han. AuCits for doing it naturally well, I never saw' any ttrt Who needed any text book on how to make youth between the agea of Jt and 60 act tike an Underdone double por tion of veaL They' certainly can . show the madcjans a few tricks and not have any thing up ' their sleevea but a dimple on yther elbow, providing they wear aleevea at alU - ' , "AU the aooessories- necessary are a fan or a lacy handkerchief or a fair of drooping er slashes, and spnia glrla don't need even that -much aid. I. suppose the lashes are to make the trained youth bop around the ring. KhT Of course the engagement ring. At least one ring la necessary when a man makes' a circus of himself. "Sometimes the girl expert wears an odd ring ' herself to attract attention of the asy eex.' A queor looking ring always makes, a good pretext for his holding her band whla he looks at the setting. After that the subjoct of telling fortune by palmistry .'comes up. In time to give him an excuse for retaining the hand. And after that It Just becomes a habit. It's a wonder lorn popular flirts don't Wear signs reading Chand hands.' "I suppose beach flirts are bolder be cause ' they have plenty of sand there. 8UU, looking at It from. the opposite and and by that I don't mean while out fish ing I should Imagine that one of the reasons why 'the beach flirt fears the un certainties vt,. matclmony Is that she can ,1 observe thi treacheries of the tide. Pretty good, eh? . .'. ,"-, . :- rA.nother advantage of sitting beside the ea "Is that; the "strong -wind blowing from the salty deep -A HI "'make a cute strand of hair; wriggle over and tickle the aocom - parying gent on the ear. quit upsetting v his Reasoning faculties., from the numbrr f hes , observed sitting on the lee . side of the . flirtatious summer damsels I can (readily believe that the Lee boys are strong noiigh numerically to have Robert E.'s I talue retained In the Washington statuary hall' "That ocean breese also has a provoking hblt of' blowing bow ties loose, so that the have to be properly re-Ued by the fair, one. I think that the professor said fix '.tie dears.' Instead of fixed Ideas In enumerating Ce , six symptoms of flirta tious love, which Include emotive delusion, "WlmeiiUiry. paranoia, psychie neurasthe o!. eplaodio symptom f hereditary degen eracy and -.eychlo motive obsession. That sounds roqre l(k the weather report of a brainstorm than love, doesn't ItT If a girl was told she was Buffering from that he'd probably stop cutting off the bottom it bar skirt and sewing oa a neck band to and Turban J ilaiM. VKV-kW.VJ i at Bilk cord frogs orl coat frofrvt and aleeva. tr.J. i no lurmu ii qh0 qk in, new qiovc xivuna; models of hatters' plush with a, ' brim of embroidery and a curious ornament repeat ing the rich color at one side. Telia Friend Wife About Flirtations Symptoms and Simpletons. ' .. "CUTE." ., . fit around her ankles. The fit of the hobble skirt Is certainly epileptic. "Flirting began In the Eden fruit ranch when Eve gave Adam an apple and kept a date. - Helen was a married flirt, and not only did Hector fall for her, but Troy did also,. . It being , a horse on the populace. Cleopatra was no summer re sort broiler, but she did not lack an easy Mark. A girl likes to flirt because It Is on aocompllshmcnt h can do well with out thinking. I don't know anything about this motive or rudimentary or psychic or episodic stuff, although I have noticed the Ice cream sodlo symptoms. A flirtation la Ilk a telephone conversation It ends when they 'ring off..' ' But , In. . spit of the professor's assertions, I can tell you how to stop girls flirting.' "Howl" asked Friend Wife, anbellev Ingly.' "Kill off all the men." answered the Tired Business Man. (Copyright. UU, by the N. T. Herald.) Teach Children U Tidy. Even the very tiny children ahould be encouraged to put away their toys. It may take longer than If nurse were to do It herself, but the sense of order. Innate In many children, ought to. be cultivated. Unhappy, It Is often carelessly destroyed, for. Instead of waiting patiently while the little one carries out his plan . of . putting his toys away, nurs carrie him off, cry ing, maybe, saying she will do It herself presently, says Home Notes. For a few times the child tries to gratify his orderly Instinct, tut, being always thwarted, he soon give up the attempt. The Instinct I destroyed and in future It will difficult Indeed, to make him acquire habits of neatness. ' ' ' - ' it Persistent Advertising ts the Road to Big Return. so L tlX. foE WHEN DOLBV ivE MlHUTEfe WITH K BOTWO WELL HAVE POEM I compose d; UTTLt UAH: DMLI.V. TM1M '& THEV BOTH COME HtDlDIT- A Yri??r T i er-rp rrf virtu nn. -j . i AMD .KNEEL. BfcPORE MC DOl-Y. OH-HER, DOGjDOd ftHD 5ME 15 1 f irsrrV L.'j; y"yjss - LOOEi BALO HEAD THINK THAT I WOULD CO "UONCS WITH HIM HIS EYE ARE GRERri I'D NOT BE BEEH IWITM THIMC DO VOU Mtr AM miw COPYRIGHT, I9ia BY THE ; Items of Vthat . Bvr 'Vjf "T4-abV ttMdg a: good temper, cheerful dlspostUoh, and 4 knowledge of how her husband ..should be treated. ' Bhe rieed a capability of looking on the bright side of life, and refusing to b worried by small things. She needs, a aourt grap e)f ' such subjects- as. are of Interest' to' men," and should ' not- b above studying vn .politics.. In order to under stand should her husband speak of them'. Bhe needs a eympafhetio nwture In order that, ' should sorrow fallupon them, she may be : able to .give comfort to her hus band,' says Woman's Life. She needs to understand somefhlng of sick ' nursing; a VOL. L (TUB BVMBLB IBB. HON. A. BTINQER.... .Editor Communications welcomed, and neither signature nor -return postage requited. Ad dress the Editor. Nogl NO BAD MONET TAKEN. .NO ADS AT ANT PRICBJ. ; DVt Kick. When you go to the polls next Tuesday and are handed a ballot the else of a nine foot bed sheet, don't ktok. ' It's the net result of the Mveral efforts to take the government of the country out of the hands of the bosses snd put Into control of the people. . A you pussl over the columns and spend your time .trying to determine who .belongs to the name you se . printed on the ballot, Just ease your impatient soul with the reflection that whoever h la, . be Is there because he had the : filing fee and Is eager to serve 1 the people or the corporations, as the ease may be, and that you will have to bear your full share of the responsibility for the choice of the primary. It may be that you didn't vet for the ' man who was nomi nated, but somebody did, and pluralities rule under the pres. ent primary law. So, don't kick at the else and shape of the ballot, nor at the result of the- election. It Is tb natural outgrowth of the herolo efforts - of -years to purify politics. Next Weak. Nat week Te Editor will be able to tell his readers lust how deep the sting of Ingrati tude was Inserted i alao whether the rumble of the water wagon may be beard In thunder tone, or whether It baa dwindled to a whisper low. Also, the joint debate be tween ' Hon. Low Beck, Hon. Qulnby. and Hon. Airy Lewis will have been decided. We must wait. . . rttlfal. Mayor Jim ts going about the stat telling folks that h is sure to be nominated. It's a shame to see a good fellow Hke Jim eoM eeok himself, isn't ItT Y'S IfflJl! B - 'SCK IM ABOUT I'VE OtJST feTEPPtD Wtt(iMOr1ENT TO RE.AO AMTTLC POtrt VOUR DOGAMOUF- wiTM TH E &E A -GREETS riJW yjr-i Trie. RJJMNiriCi TIOt . HVILfH.nT r t-nrvu OUT FOrA ROW THAT UOOKS -lKE BE IMG "vOLP JO JO MOW, NEW YORK EVENING TELEGRAM (NEW YORK f.'nt'.. I "1 V,1 .1-) ' ' r a t av v aw vr v. i .a, 71 . VII V J.s a7-l WRETCH 1 jBSasasBBiaiasBBvii bji . earn Interest toMhe Woiiien Folk At it. 1 ---" wife with' no notion of yVaAtW doi' In .tiii of illness Is but a useless thing. Bhe needs "oonslderable .tact and p4etice-he ohe to nable her to knpw when ,to remain silent, and vice versa,; and the lOthe to put up with him when his temper Is ruffled. - In these days of hygle'niq living It should not be necessary to say,-Tut the children to. bed early." but to those-'whq ar careless atout a regular bed time for . their IVttle ones I would like to say a word of warning. Many mothers . would sayi.V'My children always go to' he'd early," 'but these same mothers allow the little ones to "sit -up" OMAHA. AUGUST ili, 1910. JAP MAN IS DESPERATJfi i BECAUSE OF POLITIC JUMBLE T - C ' Hasldda Threatens to Jyeave the City Primary Election Does Not Go to Bolt His : Views of Situation. Hon Bee Sting Eddltur: Maybe this last time Jap man writ letter to Hon Buss Be Man. Hon Amerika polIUk sUU put truble frame on mind. If Hon Primary do not rite I am bulate from district. ' To Jap nik-hak store ambu late speaker for Hon Low Beck. "For which," abrogate Unkle Aggl Sakkt to Hon In comer, "do Hon Low Beck col lect for Hon Lone Shark from poor dervils wat - work on street for Hon Cityr : "Well, you see Duff Green," proceed sed Hon Low Beck Man "And how do Hon LowBeck try for nominate hlsself on Populist tlket for counter opshun and on Demokrat tlket for agenst counter upshun," I Intrude to sed Hon LowBeck man. "He try for straddle Of I opposite" I renig. "Aw, you are too dam smart, you elanty-eye mid gets," cor rode sed Hon LowBeck man, and shoot shop by quick step. Then lectloner for Hon Fla herty enter shop to say, "You doant no wat Amerika Man mean by shut air from nos tril," proceed sed man. "Well, wait till Hon Fleharty la nom inate of Hon Demokrat parti, and hole dlstrlkt will shut nostril from inget of air." Then I have more pussle frame on mind. Then Hon Buslsness man who sell me good come to shop and he abrogate he for Hon. Qulnby for Congress, kaws Hon Qulnby stand for peace between Hon Employer and workman. Other mans Who follow art of carpenter profeshun of blacksmith, speck out for Hon Qulnby, and say Hon Qulnby know wat ailment Is on Hon Country, and wen elekt to Congrea will all ways be for Justus all thru. Then I have bran that t b akwalnt with Hon Qulnby, Of Congress fac to bee elekt - ; Kdnfuse still--konf use. Hon Blackburn run away from fit with Hon Sutton, baby buggy kandldait to sleep In trundle bed, and leeve' Hon Saunders for. conk west.' ' -Hon Jim. seam down and-out from Governor race and leeve field of arena for Hon Shal lenberger. Hon Shallenberger start, flte' kwarters In metrop olis, . and . Hon - Dahlman lutenant run from lite to hide In dark ' places.. Too much puxsi for Jap mind. So Amerika man can solute no polltlk game for. Jap man. Not wen Hon Buss Bee Man offer pries, for same. So Nogl Hashlda solute -own problems in Amerika politlks. For Con gress I jam firstly- for boost for Hen Qulnby, for he Is skware man and rldikule crazy talk ot small Amerika man boat war on Jap nation. He no 3 such . talk nonsents. A ad he.' stand 4th as only kandldalt for Congress where district need no pology. After Hon Qulnby for Con gress I am boost for Hon Bhallsnberger and Hon Hitch cook. ' Bout smaller frl I re nig no more truble. . NOQI HASHIDA. P -X Unkle Aggl Sakkl say I bekura famus korrespondent. Maybe I think some day ot more things on Amerika poll tlks. N H. ' Growth. . Omaha 1 to have an auto fire engine, to go with the auto patrol wagons. Oh, that Jack OalUgaa might have lived to see this! orensoa. Sing a song of Sorensonj Looks like easy money. A) Is on the ticket now. Doesn't he look funny I Read The Bumble Bee. L. M I ICOrlPOW.0 I'U. HAVETHE boat Here soon COMPOSE AUTTLE i n "iv-vow KMOW OhETH)HG UOVIMG-LIKE i wrote. w -y : . . I A-THlliGTHAT UOOK UIKEAJO-JOI' MOW WHAT DOVOU THiMH,orTHAT? THlft MORNrMG BHE . BAtC I I onri i nOKkiC . TALK ABOUT rCHV-E t-HMDEDI O-WELL-ALL. WOMEN ARE BUITHCRIM KNOW HERALD CO.). . AB Right Reserved. on the slightest pretext the late arrival of a guest or a little dinner party and then wonder why the children grow, pale and nervous, plenty Of sleep ts absolutely .necessary, says Woman's Ufa, If the boys and girls are to be- free from nervous dis eases In after life.'. Frequently the school work, is blamed for" a child's ill-health, when ' In reality the only trouble Is want of -regular, sleep. 'j v ...., ' Velvet Is usd"to'a quite unutfual degree In trimming garments and gowns. A feature of -all misses' dresses Is the ex trorae shortness of the skirts.. mbleBee NO. 199. PUEELY PERSONAL. - Dan Butler apent a month at Lincoln last Sunday. .-Cap.- Palmsr knows why., he ts In the fight for Adams. Colonel Ban Marshall Is , making a noise like a real chairman these days. Colonel Fanning says noth ing he saw in Egypt compares to what he Is seeing now. Dave Mercer has been shak ing hands with some -old friends In our city of late. Senator Sorenson la running his campaign on rubber tires; But he Is not the only one. ' ; Tom Flynn has been having the streets manicured very carefully of late. What's up, Tom? Hon. Jeremiah Howard of , South" Omaha asks us to say that he Is not in any way re-; lated to Editor Howard of Columbus. ;- ' Mayor Jim came In from the road long enough to - do Colonel Fanning a good turn. Jim Is never too busy to stop when a friend needs a boost Congressman Hitchcock - Is going ' to have a ' museum room In that new building. It will be especially fitted up for the purpose of displaying stings of Ingratitude. if the) Compensation. The men who ar putting up for Mayor Jim's campaign will always have the consolation of knowing ' that ' Jim Is hav ing on really splendiferous, time on his automobile tour of the state. RrsTtt. One of the deepest disap pointments In connection with the present strenuous primary campaign la that "Sandy" Knight is not with us. He would surely enjoy modern methods. rroarres. Two more stones were laid on the county, court' house last week. . It Is announced now that "children born since work Was commenced may se th completion of the Job. , raaa. Shout It from" th housetops, Spread It on th street His name's been In Collier's, ' Now he can't be beat Things You Want to Vs. ; After Napoleon waa safely Imprisoned at St Helena and Europe waa again at peace, the various German states devoted them selves te th .task of .rehabilitating their governments. ' The princes wished to re organise an the old hsvls of deftnottc rule: the people, permeated by the spirit of the French revolution demanded -the rreednm of constitutional government; The natural confusion created by this revolution In Dollticar thourtrt was .Ereatlv auamented by th petty Jealousies of the various states and by the great rivalry of Austria and Prussia for leadership in German affairs. From 1915 to 'IK the political condition of Germany wo .-chaotic, but through the Whole period the Prussian influence was steadily- gaining ground. Bftweon IRIS and 1H30 the demand of the people for 'free government waa acknowledged'- by granting ' constitutions In the kingdoms of. eoxony and Bavaria and a few niher small states. For awhile Fred erick William III emed Inclined to grant a constitution for pruasla, but he did not go father than to set 'up a number of pro vincial dints-a-hlch were by no means pop ular parliaments. Austria was then ruled by the austere Prince Metternlch, a reso lute foe of constitutionalism.' But the klnas and . DrlAceas soon forgot the con stitutions they had 'granted, and very lit tle real change took place In the system of government In any of the German states the princes were supreme and the people were nothing. .. . iv. ' During this same period the general de sire for German unity grew rapidly. Few Germans were satisfied with the loose con federation which Included thirty-nine states represented in the permanent Diet sitting at Frankfort-onMaln. This was organised after the congress of Vienna, In the act of confederation the thirty-nine states agreed never to declare war against each nthsr. or to form foreign alliances which would In any way prejudice the interests of a, German state. But the rivalry or Austria and Prussia and the unwillingness of Bavaria and Wurttemberg.dld not perr mlt the restoration' of the empire, in this. era. the affairs of the German state bore a marked resemblance to the condition of the American states following the revolution and preceding the adoption of th constitution when the thirteen states the Article of Confederation, and were represented 4n the Continental congress, butt refused to obey the one or to respect . the. other. Jt ougni noi o tnstA i that the American constitution . h ir.t' result of a convention called to regulate Interstate commerce, ana to pro- vide for a -uniform customs administration. Th. et-nnomto foToes which brought about the amalgamation of the thirteen American states Into the union unaer mo a.t work. In Germany, HIUBllVUUVil - - - Slowly compelling the reluctant and jealous rulers Into union., m.. .umuiiii daslr for. German unity e.nrnred bv the aconomlc demands fot" a ceasatiofi of the commercial restraints Imposed ty -tne laws ui The movement for economic union was be gun in 1S2B W the king of Bavaria, who w,.. . oustfims treaty with Wurttemberg. Three years later, agitation waa Begun lor inatitutinn' nf a customs union, or Zoll- vereln. Prussia's geographical posmvu made it the natural center of tills move ment and, one after another the several -nv.rnmentk concluded the necessary treaties with Prussia, until in 183 the pus- torn union Included practically all tne uer. man states but AuBtria. v rh. irmnrh revolution of 1830 had a great effect In quickeijlpig the democracy of the German state, and many of the rulers were forced to grant more or loss, liberal, con stitutions, but they were not long regarded. In 1835 Francis I, the lirst emperor of Austria, .was succeeded by his son rerai- i . f wank mind and character. iiimiu, m v- , The reactionary Prince Metternlch aUll con trolled Austrian policies. In 18 Frederic William iV" succeeded to the throne of th unk.niierna. Ha beaan his reign by In augurating a liberal politic! policy, and h succeeded in doing a great ueai or. peopl. But he. was' . thoroughly Imbued ,i.H k trfcdttiotoal Hohenxollern notions of the divine right of kings. In 1347, yield ing to. pressure,. ho summoned to uerun a ,.it. m.t which was not a Parliament, v.... . n.n. combination of the nonrepre- sentatlve provincial Diets established by his father. Wheh the Diet assemDiea me mum deolared that nothing would Induce hlra to oonoed. a constitution or to change the natural relations between- a prince and his subject. .'; . When. In. 1818, the third French revolu tion broke out, its-effect was Instantly felt ,n all partf'of Germany. - It was the moat widespread movement for popular govern ment ever known In Germany and It was immediately recognised by the princes of che smaller states who appointed liberal minister and'.granted many of the demands of the people.' The 'revolution was most serious in th two most powerful staUs, Prussia and Austria.. A popular rising In Wdmen. When Guests Without meaning to make a disagreeable criticism, observation leads me to believe that It Is unconscious omissions of etiquette among women which cause trouble In the many club . and . co-operative households which come Into existence in the summer, Mor specially l th'I the case In clubs In the woods and country, as well as at the seaside, whr three . or four men take a cottage," It Is the wife of one who stirs up unpleasantness and , not uncommonly disrupts the organisation, all because she Joes not regard the place as the property of others equally, but. acts as though it were her own. This Is' tactless. If nothing more but when all the men are paying an equal share It la Irritating, especially when wives of ether member observe scrupu lously tb by-laws of th organisation. In summer clubs, shore places perhaps, wber men go often from town for Sun days, th members, when they are mar ried, are apt to make their wives associ ate member, as It were, that th latter may share th privilege of the place. In one .such organisation of four men, all married, he club, after four years' exis tence, is about to dissolve entirely through the tact 'of tact of one of the wives. This, woman has gone to the club for two -or 'three days at a time, without her husband, bar presence In the house pre venting th other members from taking their, men. friends there, from going themselves, M they could bsd she not been in the houseu In point of fact she had no more right to do this than might a woman whose hus band wa not a member. Her privilege of going there wa orf of courtesy, not right, Clerman Ad- U . Chaos of Disunion. Vienna forced' Prince Metternlch to flee tj England and the emperor was obliged to summon a Diet to be elected by universal suffrsgo. In Prussia the revolution was even more violent. On March It, and for several sue- n..1lN Amva f hor. w.M Khnpn ennteMta between the soldiers ana the people in uer lln. On Match 17 the king, who was per sonally popular, promised to grant the con stitution which, less than a year Derore, he had sworn never. to concede' The next day th peopl gathered before th royal palaco to demand that the troops be sent out of Berlin. Suddenly two shots were fired. Kohodv knew train vhrnwe thav came, but they were the signal for a fierce struggle between the troops and the people, which continued far into the night, and In whkh more than M0 lives were lost. Next day the king Issued orders tor th election of a Parliament In the meantime the other German states, exclusive of Austria and Prusxla, assem bled a provisional Parliament at Frankfort," which deolded that a national' enaemblv should bo elected by the' Germgn people. The confederate Diet, thoroughly .fright ened, recognised the authority of this provisional Parliament. The National As sembly met In Frankfort In May and elected the Archduke John of Austria as the head of a .new provisional central gov ernment. The Diet thereupon ceased to exist Four days later the Prussian Par- llamAM Mna I D..II. ft.... . . I J M- 1 1. II.IHCH. IIIV. .Ill UVI UUk i.-uum uu nuiu Ing but quarrel. It rinally broke up and a new Parliament Was summoned to meet In February. 1849, to consider a constitu tion published by the king In December, 1840. The Austrian Diet met in Vienna In July, 1848, but It also was powerless because of Its lack of hoinogenlty. Tb Hungarians demanded complete Independence and under the leadership of, Kossuth began, a revolu tion. The revolutionists r captured Vienna and It was retaken by- the imperialists only after several bloody encounters. In the midst of this storm 'the emperor, Ferdi nand, on December 1. 1848, abdicated. In favor of his nephew, Francis Joseph, who still reigns. The Frankfort Assembly was considering a new union. Austria proper was desired as a member of th new German state, but the Austrians were unwilling to come In unless they brought with them Hungary and the other non-German parts of the Austrian empire.' A powerful party then was formed with the purpose of excluding, Austria altogether from German. A ma jority decided that a . president ahould be appointed In whose family the honor should be hereditary, under the title of the em peror of the Germans. This position and title was offered to Frederick William of Prussia, but he declined It because he said he oould not accept the title unless It was offered with the princes. . The offer coming from Ihe rep resentatlves of the German people was- not acceptable. In the next year the organised Hungarian revolution occupied all the attention of .u meaning.. or, Prussia seised the opportunity to form confederation of German states under Prussian leadership, wlthont Austria. In May, 184, an alliance was concluded between Prussia, Hanover and Saxony.- called the German uninn Austria beginning to recover from . the Hungarian revolution,, ..Jointed .with Bavaria and Wurttemberg In a call" for a reassembly of the Diet at Frankfort, while the prince of the northern' states met In Berlin. This threatened war between the north and south, and the chaotlo condi tions were not Improved. The quarrel be tween Prussia and Austria -went so far that the Customs union appeared to b falling to pieces, but In 1853 a treaty, of commerce between Prussia and' Austria saved the Zollvereln. - ' In 1S49 the second Prussian Parliament met, and after quarreling -with ' the gov rnment for nearly a year, mutual con cessions were made, a constitution was adopted, and on February t, i860, the King of Prussia took an oath to support and maintain the new constitution. Since that day th Hohenxollern kingdom has been, nominally at leasty-a constitutional mon archy, i-.mni .'j; German affairs seemed to be In "a hopeless tangle In the few years immediately follow ing the adoption . of the Prussian const!.' tution. But the . jealousies .of .. the rival states; the enmity of Catholics and Protestants; the aristocratic fear of tb growng force of democracy; and all the other agent of disunion were gradually losing strength. Th sentimental desires for th unity of th German race; th economic demand for commercial . union; and, above all, the power of Prussian or ganisation, made union inevitable. by rmnoxBio x haskxv. Tomorrow Th Oerman Advano. Termatloa 0f the Zmpir. of ; Know -n; Men's Club, Must Exercise Tact which she should net have don without him. Th club wa an organisation of men, each of whom paid an equal amount for keeping the plaoe going. Had the wives of all used the house as she did, to suit their own convenience, without regard to the others, the men would have found no use for It at all, , and the fact that she appropriated It as she did resulted In th organisation voting. to disband at tb and of th summer. - ",'"'," When m married woman can go to certain club house, be they- In town or out, be cause her husband Is a member, she cannot be too careful to observe the rule of th association with scrupulous rigidity, and this applies especially o smalf ocas suoh as I have Just alluded to. The'crub ts not "her summer place,"-as soma women are fond of saying; th. women hav nothing to do with It, sav a privileged guests. If they will carry themselves as guests, not acting as hostesses, there will be less trouble With married couples and small clubs will not be broken up so often. " R03ANNA BCHUTLER. AdTloe. "Doctor," cried little Blngle, ever his telephone, "my wife has lost ber Voice. What the dickens shall I dor' 1 "Why," , said the doctor, gravely, 'If I were you I'd, remember the fact when Thanksgiving, day comes around, and act accordingly." ' Whereupon . the doctor chuokled a h charged little Blngle 13 for professional aervlce.-Harper's Weekly. ' The Key to the Situation lie Want Ada