TIIE OMAHA, SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 7, 1010. Tiffi Omaiia Sunday 13o FOUNDED BT EDWARD HOSE WATtlC VICTOR ROSEWATEH, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha pontofflce aa class matter. . eound- TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Daily Baa (Including Bunday), per v.eek..lo lMity fcee (without Sunday), per wees... .10c Isaily baa (without Sunday), one year.. MOO Daily Bee and bunduy, one year e.w DELIVERED BY t'AIUUKR. Evening Bee (without Bunday). per week. 6c Evening Bee (with Hunday), per week.... We (Sunday Bee, one year M Saturday Bee, one year Addreaa all cumplalnta of Irregularltlea In delivery to City Circulation Department. OifriCEH. Omaha The Bee Building-. , i Mouth Omana '1'wenty-tourth and N. Council Bluffa 14 boott Street. Lincoln els Little Bulnlina. Chicago ifria Marquette Building. New Ifork Rooma Uol-lluiJ Ho. U Waal Thirty-third Street. , . Waahlngton 726 Fourteenth Street. N. VV. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to newa and ed itorial matter ahould be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by drart, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publlahlng Company. Only J-eent atampa received In payment ol mail account. Personal checks, except on Omaha, an4 aaatern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. " Btata of Nebraaka, Douglaa County, as: Ueorge B. Tzschuck, treasurer ot The Bee Publlahlng Company, being duly sworn, aays that the actual number of full and complete eoplea of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bea printed during the BionUi of July, 1810, waa aa follows: 1 44,970 17 40,360 XS 43,670 19 43,320 80 41,800 81 43,180 88 43,870 '83......... .48,040 84 40,300 88 43,310 8 42,390 87 43,300 88 43,410 89 48,330 80.. i 48,450 81 40,300 45,490 41,300 68,900 49,700 41,880 T... 41,830 i ....41,840 ,...41,840 5 10 40,400 S 11. 41,880 i II 41,010 IS 41,830 !' 14 41,740 ' IB 41.880 18 43,350 Votal 1,323.310 ? Betumed eoploe . . 13,887 J Set tOtwl 1,310.043 )M1 average 48.858 '. . . QEORQE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma thla 1st day of An nut. lino. 1 M. B. WALKER, 5 Notary Public. abaorllMva leaving; the eity tem rarlly ahoald ksve The Be mailed then. Address will be haaajed aa efteat aa requested. To Kentucky Mr. Rockefeller's whisky baths must look like prodigal waste, v. Yes, -.but, wait till Editor Bryan and Editor' 'Roosevelt 1 get. their " pens crossed.' ,J ' The' black hand does, not always do Its work In th dark, as Mr. Jeffries can testify. - Maybe that Is a, Joke the older heads of the government, are playing, on young King Alfonso.'- While Senator Gore's blindness may prevent bJrn fronvseeing'v his hearing Ig In no. way' luQpaf red. But Wu . Ting-Fang has' few more lapa at vcpntlng.:bjack.. before i he gets Into Mr. Bryan's class. I - .. 11 .' : "Principles are eternal."' Perhaps that la why so many of our short-cut reform artist ignore them.. s .... Colonel Harvey must have been de termined to get at the head of the class in the new Ananias club. Still one finds It a little hard to .get p enthusiasm for Dr. Crippen'a typist, who declares she will stand by him. Between his fool friends and Mb shrewd enemies John Lind of Minne sota la probably out of politics a while ' Democrats Looking Up," - is the caption of an editorial in the Public- Ledger. Up a tree, probably, for leader. W V . . , ure is one piace you may con scientiously and lawfully practice die erimination at the polls when you go to vote. ror a man wno is expected to "pre pare to stand aside," .Governor ' Har mon la going through some very pecu liar motions.- , Judging from appearances, a ready totter-wrlter for candidates for office would Quickly find a place among the fix best sellers. "Nebraska is threatened with the Iom of Bryan and a large part of Its corn crop,- says the Cleveland Leader. Quit your knocking. It has been discovered that Neal Dow and Colonel Watterson both came from Quaker stock, but the branches ran In different directions.' For a democrat who, Is . himself down and out Mr- Bryan is doing tol erably well in reading those Illinois democrats out of the party. August may be the dullest month In the year for business, but if it keeps up its weather record we may be able to forget any commercial lethargy. The so-called clubs are still dispens ing boose at Lincoln before and. after I o'clock without pretending to have a license. If Governor Shallenberger wants to go into the custer business be can get busy right under the ahadow of the state house. During the last fiscal year 1,041,570 Immigrants were admitted Into this country. If we can add a million in habitants every year, irrespective of an excess of births over deaths, we are bound to show a growth of at least 19,000,000 by each federal census. Oregon and Nebraska. WASHINGTON. Auk. I. W10 To Uie Alitor of Th Uee: I hav received an editorial clipping from The lite of July 22, In which you say, among other things, that In my acMrrss In tne senate on May a, on the subject of popular government In or-a')n, I carefully suj'Prensed the In formation that tlilrly-two measures were to- be submitted to the people of Oregon ut the coming election. I diu.m It but fair to myself and to the Oregon syttem of popular government to say that the time for filing petitions for the. submission of measures under the In itiative did not expire until July H, and most of the measures to bo submitted were filed shortly prior to that date. It'would haw been Impossible for me In a speech delivered on May 5 to have predicted what nunl:er of measures would be submitted. 1 wish to tay, also, In answer to your editorial, that the submission of this num ber of mwisures la by no means a discredit to the Initiative and referendum. An In spection of past records will show that the people of Oregon have not adopted meas ures aniens there was need for them. Ex perience In the future will show the same thing. These thirty-two measures will be extensively and thoroughly discussed. DlitcuHidons of public questions have made the people of Oregon the moat Intelligent, the most proirresslve and the moat Inde pendent people In the United States. In states where the people have no oppor tunity to express their views upon public questions there la no occasion for them to study or discuss matters of legislation. In Oregon the voters are compelled to give their attention to problem of publio policy. They know more about their government than do the people of any other state, and they take a more direct Interest In the ad ministration of public affairs. Several times, legislatures have made mistakes so serious that It has been necessary to call special evasions of the legislature to cor rect their errors. It has not been neces sary to call special sessions of the legis lature to correct errors of the people, not withstanding your assumption that they are not capable of acting Intelligently. JONATHAN BOURNEX We cheerfully give publicity to this statement from Senator Bourne, which acquits him of any Intention, to sup press the information that at the com ing election thirty-two measures are to be submitted to the people of Oregon under the initiative and referendum law. Senator Bourne declares that at me time Be made bis speech in the senate there was no possible way to ascertain how many measures were to be voted on this year, but that does ndt alter the fact that since the adop tion of the Initiative and referendum the number of measures submitted at the polls has grown from two the first year to eleven the second year, to nine teen the third year and to thirty-two the fourth year. The point which The Bee undertook to make was predicated upon the argu ments advanced, not by Senator Bourne, but by the advocates of the initiative and referendum In Nebraska, that the experiment so. far In Oregon was abnormal and that t,ho number of measures might be expected,', to de crease from .now onj " These advocates of the initiative and, referendum admit what Senator Bourne seems to deny, that the muUiplibity of measures must prove, confusing -and disturbing;, and subversive of,; sane legislation, V con iwnaing, nowever, at the same . time that the right to Initiate, or to block legislative measures' ty ' popular "vote would be chiefiy; useful" VlthouC exer cising. -, . . It is plain from Senator Bourne's own statement that in Oregon the In itiative and referendum Is ,not merely a potential safety valve, as has been urged, but rather a mechanism for the active propagation of aU sorts of freak proposals If the people of Oregon have heretofore rejected measures for which there 'was no need they are en titled to credit. But why thev should want the people of every other state to be similarly 'afflicted is not explain able except on the theory that misery loves company. ' We must take issue wl;h Senator Bourne in another assertion when he doclares that "the people of Oregon are the most intelligent, the most progressive and the most independent people in the. United States." We claim for the people of Nebraska, who have the smallest percentage of illit eracy of any state, at least equality In intelligence, progressiveness and in dependence with the people of Oregon or any other state. We go further and venture to stand squarely upon this proposition that Nebraska, with out the initiative and referendum, has nad right along, and has today on Its statute books, legislation more pro gressive and going further in the di rection of real reform than has Oregon with the initiative and referendum at any corresponding datel Judging by the enactment of salutary legislation. tne Australian ballot law, the regula tion of the liquor traffic, the upbuild lng of Its public schools and unlver uy, jaws governing tne labor of women and children, laws providing for full compensation for " Injured workmen and removing the limit of recovery of damages for death, rail road rate legislation, direct primaries, corrupt practices act and all down the list, the people of Nebraska have ruled and are ruling with as much intelli gence and with as good result as the people of Oregon. Farmers and' Autoi. The least convincing part of this re port of the bankers objecting to their customers investing heavily in auto mobiles 1b the suggestion that It con cerns only the farmer. Why not also the city man? The farmer, it would seem, is, above all others, able to buy and own automobiles, and certainly' he could put them to as good use as any one. It is not surprising to find the bottom falling out of the story when the further the probe of investigation is inserted, though there are cases where individual bankers have ex pressed doubt of the wisdom of loan lng money to buy these machines. Automobiles are no longer mere lux- uries; they have become utilitarian in their use and tbey are wielding a great Influence toward bringing the city and country into closer and more desirable relations. The fairest purview of the situation falls to disclose a single sound reason why they should not be In use by dwellers on the farm as well as In the city, but a hundred reasons can be found why they should, and, so far as objections go, the only reason that need be considered would be that the farmers choose to have them. Farmers are habitually and notably a thrifty and frugal class of people and the western farmer has cashed In his frugality until he feels quite able to afford an automobile. His credit is good and his property Is sound, so that the bank is not likely now in this day of his prosperity to question the use to which he may want to put his money. Proposed Railroad Publicity Bureau. Some of the larger railroads are un derstood to be engaged in a plan to plant a general publicity bureau in Washington .during the coming session o'f congress for the purpose of main taining a campaign of so-called educa tion as to railroad earnings, expenses, rates and regulations. Such a campaign has been con ducted from Washington . before, so the idea is not entirely new. Nor is it a bad idea provided the information disseminated deals only with facts. Certainly large vested Interests like railroads really the biggest indus trial interest in the country should have the right to lay their case before the people in whatever form and fash ion seems best, so long as they con fine themselves to facts. And the peo ple, on the other hand, have a lively interest in the railroads that ought to be satisfied by honest publicity. So that a campaign of education along these lines should be of mutual bene fit. No one need say for a minute that there are not two sides to this railroad question, and the people will have no lack of opportunity to hear the other side. But the railroads will do well to make no attempt to mislead the pub lic in this campaign of education. The really big men Interested in the rail ways' future should see to it that no deception is practiced. Remembering past experience, the people are not en tirely to blame for being skeptical about' railroad pleas and railroad fears. and public confidence In the. railroad publicity bureau can' be built up only on strict adherence to truth and fair dealing. , ,,.... -After the comprehensive work al ready done, it is Improbable that con gress will enact any great amount of vital railroad legislation . for . twp or three years. In the meantime that re cently written on the statute- book win nave uuie to iuu iuv ieai -oi prB.cn tical experience and IX restrictions have beeii too tightly dawri, it.wjll ev'lop sufficiently to justify the railroads in asking the government to right' any wrong. Co-operation toward an honest solution of every problem arising from railroad . management audi regulation Is what ought to prevail between the corporations and the government. - If the proposed publicity bureau works to thia end, no objection will be against it. Canadian Independence. Those people who still doubt the deliberate intention ot Canada to be come ultimately an Independent nation should read these words recently uttered by Sir Wilfrid Laurler, premier of the Dominion: ' -. I hold out to. my fellow countrymen the hope of Independence. If we are true to our record, we will exhibit to the world the unique, the unprecedented example of a nation aohlevlng Its Independence by alow degrees, and aa the ripe fruit falls from the tree. The goal of my ambition la to see Canada an independent nation. Years ago Sir Wilfrid said: If the interests of Canada clash with the Interests of England, la It any part of my loyalty or yours that we should make the Interests of Canada give way to the In terests of England? There was a feeling on this occasion that Laurier and his party would not long continue in the front, but here they are years after still dominant and still more determined on independence, Make no mistake about Canada's ambition and purpose it ia aiming at ultimate independence. Soma few years ago it built two warships and when England heard ot its plana the mother country applauded what it mlS' conceived to be a practical proof of loyalty on the part of a province. Eng land had long felt the burden of main taining the cost of being the queen of thA rabi anri thfa vnluntarv bM fvum! Canada was graciously received. But Canada consumed short time in dis abusing the mind of the mother coun try and informing it that these ships were for Canada, not England, and that they would be- used in defense of England only in the event that the power opposing England also directly menaced Canadian interests. On the other hand, should England go to war with some nation not unfriendly to or menacing Canada, Canada's ships would remain In the harbor under the flag of an Independent nation. In other words, those two ships formed the nucleus of Canada's own Independ ent navy and England fully under stands that today. Independent Canada is in the columns of all the Canadian news papers and on the Hps of its people. The sentiment Is growing, helped on, no doubt, by the proximity to the United States. ' There can be little question that the association of these years has had ita effect. On a very recent occasion Canada actually refused to permit a shipload of Englishmen to land on Its shore be- cause tbey were regarded as undesir ables. Britain had decided as a means of solving its problem ot the unem ployed to ship out thousands of these wayfarers to ita dependencies, and this was Canada's portion, or a small part of It. Canada's answer was, "We will take as many as make good farm hands, only." This position on Canada's part Is in evitable. It is a vast and rich domain, being developed by a strong and ambi tious people, and as serious as the blow must be to England, it has to come in time as a matter qf course. The Pilgrim Fathers. President Taft's visit to old Prov incetown on the 290th anniversary of the landing of the Pilgrim Fathers is full of sentimental Interest to every true American, and the dedication of the monument commemorative of this great event should concern us all. It does no harm to pause in the busy rush of these modern days and go back to the fountain period of the republic to study the motives and aspirations impelling 100 ill-fed and ill-clad men from a distant land to see It, refuge on this continent. The president put it eloquently when he said: Other efforts had been made on the New England coast to found colonies for profit, but this waa the first attempt made by men seeking political and religious Inde pendence to secure an asylum In America. They were of the yeomanry, of the farmer clasa. Their ministers were unlverslty-bred men, but the rest were humble, God-fearing persons. The spirit which prompted them to brave the sea, to land on this forbidding coast In winter and to live here has made thla country what It Is. It prompted and fought the revolutionary war. It welcomed and fought the civil war and has furnished the United States the highest Ideals of moral life and political citizenship. Thus it is to the credit of the Amer ican nation that, great as it has be come in material wealth and prowess, It has not forsaken the fundamental principles of morality on which It was founded, but rather has nurtured those tenets into stronger, more vital ized precepts. We are a great nation because we have kept the faith of the fathers and not because we have vio lated it; a great nation because we have been true to their principles and not because we have been untrue to them. Religious and political liberty as the heritages of our ancestry are in more tangible evidence today than they have ever been at any period of the country's history and patriotism is just as pure and untarnished as it was the day those rugged refugees from foreign intolerance found their footing on the bleak New England shore. Oc casions) like the one at Provincetown should', help us to take inventory and realise these facta. That will be get ting a sentiment out of them well worth cherishing, a sentiment that does not -bemean and belittle the times In the false belief that because they are modern they are wicked and bad. ,"ilng,lisnwomen and Education.:. .The Duchess pf 'Marlborough, who was Miss Consuelo Vanderbllt before ber marriage, Is giving her sisters in England some excellent advice on the matter of higher education for women. In a recent address In London, which is - reprinted in the Outlook, she preaches' a most orthodox sermon on this subject, holding up the American woman, and particularly her of the west, as an example of the advantages of higher education to her Bex. The duchess says: In my country, as you know, girlB go In much more for a, college course than In England r and especially In the western states where there are not only colleges for girls, but where nearly every college admits women studentsthe percentage Is very high. The new type evolved Is, to my mind, a very pleasing one. ' The western girl Is educated and capable; she is quick, alert, and intelligent, and her physique, as well aa her mind, Is Improved by the col lege games and exercises she takes part In. It is not thought strange and unwomanly that girls should wish to benefit from a college course, and it Is now an accepted fact that a, girl should graduate Just as her brother does. Her emancipation has neither brought about the appaJIng deteri oration that pessimists predicted, nor have men found college-bred girls to make less devoted wives and mothers. On the con trary, the broader and' more experienced point of view that education - confers Is conductive to a more complete understand lng, and men value the good fellowship which the freer training Is apt to bring out In women. Of all the women In the world those In England should take up higher edu cation, not so much because they lack culture and mental discipline, but for the simple reason that they outnumber the men of their country by 1,600,000 The practical aspect of this disparity would appall an American girl or woman. To be looked upon in the con descending light of the "single sister" at home, dependent on the family for support, would never satisfy the aspi rations of the average western girl She prefers individual Industry and what rewards it may bring to any Idle elegance you could possibly "give her. That is why the woman in the United States ia taking her rank in nearly every line of activity; that is why, for Instance, in Chicago, which spends $12,000,000 a year to main tain Its public schools, she comprises 6,762 of the army of 6,296 teachers in the 267 schools and that is why, In the person of Mrs. Ella Flagg Young this same energetic American woman stands at the very head of this great school system. This titled daughter of the Amer ican millionaire, in ber address, pleaded for Bedford college, a girl school in London, and wished "that some generous man would forever earn our gratitude by a munificent gift" to- the school. ' But since even a Vanderbllt did not know of such man, she begged her sisters to unite with her In contributing to build up this school, which she hoped would become : the center Tn England of higher education for' women and the beginning of a new era that will trans form the English woman Into a more Independent thinker and worker. If the empire will co-operate with this American duchess it will have cause to thank the Duke of Marlbor ough for going to the United States for his wife. In an editorial on the death of John G. Carlisle Colonel Watterson brings out the very interesting fact that Pres ident Cleveland wanted to make Mr. Carlisle chief justice of the supreme court in 1888 and was deterred only by the threat of the democrats in the senate that they would not confirm the appointment. He and others regarded the Kentucklan as the greatest lawyer of his day and as taking rank in his tory with such legal luminaries as Daniel Webster. The party cannot pause to defend those who are guilty, or who, If Innocent, have arouaed a suspicion which can never be re moved. Mr. Bryan'a Commoner. What, then, about that $15,000 of Wall street boodle which was turned over to Brother-in-Law "Tommy" Al len in 1904 to get a distinguished Ne braska orator back on the stump ad vocating the election of a candidate for president he had previously denounced aa dishonest? It is not surprising to learn that in New York and other places where they are allowed to show the moving pic tures of the Reno fight are not draw ing heavily. If a lot of good people who were opposing these pictures had taken time to stop and think how they would strike the fancies of the major ity of people they probably would not have opposed so vociferously. Remember that at the coming Ne braska primary every ballot marked for candidates in more than one party column will be thrown out and will not count for either. Even under the open primary each elector will have to vote as a republican or as a democrat, and not as both. Of course, Mr. Carnegie and Mr. Rockefeller should be allowed to give away their fortunes if they choose, but tney are not jusunea in running us down and shoving their money Into our pockets. The democrats of New York are no longer divided between Hughes and Roosevelt, as David B. Hill once found them, but appear to be united still against harmony. The Oklahoma constitution may be hailed by Mr. Bryan as the best in the land, but when it comes to Oklahoma officials it is not safe to give a blanket endorsement.- Whr No Cheer I'pf Indianapolis News. The publio debt decreased during July K50S.18S, which is a very wide tidy sum, and we now ewe only fl,Z9Mas,S33. 6o why not cheer up? . . Diversions of Sta.y-t-llonia. Cleveland Leader. The stay-at -homes)" can console them selves with the thought that they will ac cumulate aa fine a coat of tan and have as much fun watching the score boards as though they sat for a week on the banks of a creek angling for bites that never came. The Human Rqnntlon. New York World. Out on a California ran oh loneliness drives a woman to the murdor of, her own children. In New York an obscure mil lionaire Uvea almost to three-score and ten In a solf-lm posed solitude with thousands of neighbors at hand. The human equa tion la a factor that gets past all calcula tion. Strictly In Ilia Line. Baltimore American. It is said that General Weyler has warned the Spanish agitators that In case of a conflict there will be neither wounded left nor prisoners taken. There will be no work for the hospitals, but the ceme teries will have to be enlarged. Which oheering information is .strictly Wey leresque. Our Birthday Book Angus 7, 1910. John r. Dryden, former United States senator from Mew Jersey and president tif the PrudviUIai LU Insurance company, was born August T, 1&39, at Farmtngton, Me. He originated, tne idea w industrial Inauranoe and made a success of his lnati tutlon on that rock. General Powell Clayton, former ambassa dor to (Mexico, Is celebrating his seventy seventh birthday today. He waa born la Bethel, Pa., and after serving In the union army located In Arkansas, where he be came governor and then United States sen ator. Harry A. Tukoy of A. P. Tukey & Son, real estate in the Board of Trade building, waa born August 7. 1877. at Mankato, Minn. He was educated in the Omaha public school and the University of Nebraaka, and is one of Omaha's hustling real estate men. Alfred D. Tousalln, secretary of the Bankers Savings and Loan association, Is 48 years old today. He waa born In Etosex, Conn., and was educated In a technical school In Dresden, Oermany. He was for sixteen yeare with the Nebraska National bank and three years with the Philippine civil service treasury department. Jamee N. Fltxgerald of Fitzgerald & Lynch, lawyers. In the New ' York life building, Is celebrating his thirty-sixth birthday today. He waa born In Chicago and eduoated at Crelghton university and the University of Michigan, and has been practicing In Omaha alnce 1808. Dwlght H- Beck, better known aa "Tailor" Beck, doing a merchant tailoring buslneas on South Sixteenth street, waa born August 7, U77, at York, Neb. He was manager of the Hersog Tailoring company for five years and later with Malony, Me Elvln Beck, and In business for himself sine WOO. A. B. Parrar, former superintendent of the county hospital and now resident man ager of the California Farm Products com pany at Butte City. Cel., Is 61 years old today. . He was born In Rock Island, 111., and was with the Hammond Packing com pany as foreman for nearly fifteen years. SERMONS BOILED DOWN. Trials weaken only those who flee from them. Hoping for the him toward It. best from a man helps I-ove lays dow n its own life; teal quetu ht s that of others. It is better to seem green than to have got beyond growing. The easiest way to lose your oul Is to "sit and sing" It away. It never brings heaven nearer to stand on your neighbor's corns. Some men would disown their fnlth rather thun send It put to work. Some people think that heaven's Judg ments never go beyond the cravat. It takes more religion to make an honest merchant than a holy monk. It takes more than mi imported eloquence to give the heavenly message. Many preachers think they have a burn ing message because it has a bitter taste. Chicago Tribune. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULHT. Washington Herald: A New Jersey pastor has made himself Immensely popular and paid his church out of debt, all In one year, and he snys It Is due to the short sermons he preaches. So rare a diplomat deserves to succeed. Baltimore American : Every church should put Its paster's vacation on Its annual schedule as regularly as It puts Its Christ mas and Easter services. Whether the holiday be a couple of weeks or a couple of months. It should, be given freely and the pastor should be made to take It. He needs it and the members of his family need It. Such a vacation menns better work all around when It Is ended, mean more vigor, more energy, more strength for that planting and sowing and reaping which bring great harvests In the Master's field. Philadelphia Ledger: The Lancaster preacher who opposes the use of the tele phone on Sunday raines other questions without settling that which perturbs him. In speaking to a friend at a dlstanoa the voice Is raised. Surely this would not be deemed wicked on any day of the week. If the friend Is so far n way that the mere raising of the voice Is not sufficient, the Iniquity of employing the aid of -a wire, already strung. Is far from clear. Sup posing an aged auditor, of the exoellent prencher to be deaf, yet anxious not to miss a word of wiHdom. Would It be wrong to resort to the use of an ear trumpet? New York Sun: Amateur theologians who have been filling the columns of the London Times with their views on the alterations of the king's declaration of fallh have found a new subject for their animadversions. The three great English presses that have the practical monopoly of printing Bibles have agreed to shift a comma In the Lord's prayer. Instead of reading "Thy will be done in earth, as It Is In heaven" it Is now "Thy will be done, In earth as It Is In heaven." The change seems Infinitesimal, even If a slight difference In meaning may be detected In It, and there can be no question of commas with regard to the Greek original. In matters of religion, however, nothing Is trivial, and while we need not fear the shedding of blood that a single iota pro voked In the centuries of the Arlan con troversy, thJs transposition of a comma has already caused the waste of much valuable Ink and bas troubled many earn est souls. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. Georgia and Texas are crowding Indl ana's supremacy aa the . buttermilk com monwealth. r . .u , Pug Johnson has . been Immortalised in a $4,000 bust In New York, but the sculp tor . had to sue for the price.' The St. Louis minister who preached four sermons on hades without mention ing the location, is esteemed a deft ex. ponent of local pride. Colonel George Brinton McClellan Har vey Is assured of all that Is coming to him when he presents himself for initi ation In the Ananias club. The wonders of modern progress Is no where more strangely shown than In Bos ton, where an editor cheerily turns from codfish and beans to discourse on bread and bologna. Colonel Roosevelt Intends ' paying his respects to the . people of Huntington, Kan., next month. Huntington is the town that prayed for the success of Jack Johnson and expurgated the colonel's re marks an boxing. The conjunction ought to be a real moving picture. "Is ''hobble" or "hopple" the correct name for the new skirt creation? The Century, Webster and other word polish ers lean In opposite directions, so you may take your choice. But if you see the hobble-hopple skirt in action, the name will be forgotton in the scream It provokes. If a liberal consignment of Aunt Delta's famous apple pies had been distributed at strategical points in Iowa and Kansas last week, the ' fierce hunger of the braves would have been appeased and lurid hlatory toned down to a peaceful snore. Old opportunity passes up many a fine Job. . The United States government, through the comptroller of the currency, has ac knowledged that for more than forty-five years It has owed Brigadier General Harry R. Anderson, U. 8. A., retired, the sum of $240.10 for his services as a cadet of the West Point Military academy during the final year of the civil war. If Don't Forget tfie Children They would certainly enjoy a pony outfit during tne pleasant sum mer and fall days. ' 1 Our store is one of the best In tne west and we carry a complete line of miniature vehicles and barness. The little folks will set the same careful attention, aa to details, that we five our grown up patrons. Our peerless pony vehicles tor children are strongly built and comfortable. . ; Ask for Our Illustrated Catalogue Call on or address JOHNSON-DANFORTH CO. 10th and Jones Streets DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Talking about climbers, I heard your wife was something of an athlete tn that way." " ' "Yau'd believe It If voil could see the , she can run up bills." Maltlmore Amerlcaiv.Y "The man I marry munt have common sense." said the haughty one. . "Me -on t," the other answered, bitterly. Iluffalo Express. Polly. I met an ohl friend today rhern 1 hartn t seen In years. "You didn't ask him to dinner?" "No. He said he was hungry him to a restaurant." so Ixto "How much the baby looks like its father," said the visitor who meant to be agreeable. , Mt's onlv the warm weather," replied Mrs. Uasper. "The child Is usually right cheerful and handsome. "Washington 8lar. Mrs. BronxIsn't It perfectly frightful? Mrs. Van Sant eloped with her chauffeur! Mrs. Lennox O-o, there Is no accounting for some people's tate. my dear. Mrs. Bronx Hut you don't understand. Mr. Van Sant was to take Miss Footlights out In the car tonight, and he can't run the machine himself. The Widow. "When did you commit .your first fatal extravagance?" "When my boss referred to my wagea aa my 'salary.' " "And when did you perpetrate this latest folly?" "The day my wife called my salary my 'Income.' "Cleveland Leader. Father (petulantly) Oh, excuse them of course. Those children neyer i a single thing. Mother (mldlly) Of course not, dear. They're twins. Buffalo Kxpress. ' "Well," sighs the man with the wash tie, "now that the aeroplane Is becoming popu lar the women won t apend so much money for automobile hats and veils." "No," growls the man with the Ingrow ing mustache, "but they'll blow in just as much on silk stockings and high-heeled shoes." Judge. "I got to , preaoh a sermon 'bout da ol' man," said the colored deacon, "an ylt I makes no doubt but satan got him." "Why," objected a brother, "he wus a mlphty good man." "I well know he wus," replied the deacon, "but satan got mighty queer ways 'bout him. He sometlmea wants a saint ter rea son de soup!" Atlanta Constitution. Afflicted for Months Burned and Itched Used Cuticura and Ha was Cured In Three Weeks' Not Even a Scar Left. "As a grateful mother, X (eel It niy duty e thank you lot the cure ol my little ton who was afflicted for bout eight tnonthi with sores all ever his head, back of his neck ana nearly aU his face. We tried all kinds of remedies without any relief. We even employed a good physician and I am sure he trl tried his very best to f lire my poor suffering little boy. But, alaal Instead of i vettlnc better be went for the worse. I His head was literally covered with scabs 1 ana ugly sores ana nis cries nepi u awsxe . throughout the long night. I had to keep his hands In gloves to prevent bis scratching his bead, aa lie was doubtless suffering from a burning and itcblug sensation, and was oon- stantly trying to put nis nanos wnere n nun. lr trTlnl 'At last when he waa about three years ' old, we saw an advar Usement of Cuticura and I decided to try the virtues of the Cuticura Remedies. I bought one cake of Cuticura Soap, a box of Outicura Ointment aad a bottle of Cuticura Resolvent. I used tbera according to directions and I am- happy te tell yea the little sufferer was cured In less than three weeks. This was over a year ago and now his bead i oovered with a fine growth ef luxuriant hair. Strange te say, all those : unsightly sores did not even leave a sear. Mrs. a. O. CouvBIon, Plauchrrllle. La.. Feb ruary M, 1910. " The suffering which "CurfCTira Soap and Cuticura Ointment have allevlate4 among ktn-tortured, disfigured Infanta, children ana tJultt have led to their adoption In countless omes as the purest, sweetest and moat eeo tiomloal treatment for ccsetnaa, end ether tolling, burning humors ot the skin aad soalp, A single set Is often sufneieat. . ui Cntteura Remedies are sold thraogboet the nf$r kd world. Pottsr Drag Casta. Corp.. Sele Prota. Mtoa. earnallad tru, 32-pwra CuUcut Boo. lin to oars tot aad Treat Ut Skia aad Stela." French Vichy Watei from Vichy France Is onlv one of over 109 kinds ef Mineral Waters we sell. We bur direct front Springs or Importer and are tn position to make low price an4 guarantee fresh ness and genulnenes. 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