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THE BEK; OAIA, FRIDAY. JULY 29, 1010. j
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REAL ESTATE
fAMM tKU MA lit I.ANU POH I1L
M lehlsai
-roatlaae.
MlCinOAN fruit and firm lsndi In the
fruit belt of Mason county. Address A. T.
feenson, Tillmtu, M'cb.
GOOD BARQAIN acres good loam.
1 acre in timber. Michigan, near
Chicago and steamboat dock: 1 mile to
school; house, barn; good shade In yard;
&u0 peach trees. 11 cherries, OHO grapes. W
apples, 1.0M) currants, 1 acres strawberries,
I acres corn, etc. fiVuO caxh, terms for bai
ance. t'OKlf AND CHOLiCli, first N
Uonal liank Bldg., Chicago.
I OWN several thousand acres of choice
fruit, vegetable and farm lands in Lake
Co., MlchiKan. which I will sell at $10 to
per acre on very easy payments. Ex
cursion every Tuesday; round trip; vend
for particulars. David H. Milter, Hooin frUi,
lrt K. Mafsn 8L, Chicago.
GNATS Beat 40-aore black land farm ID
Michigan, house, barn and stock, 1 miles to
main line It. H. town; close to Urand Rap
id, price IZauO, cash.
SO-ucre flrst-clsss Inks front, i houses,
barn, fruit enough to pay fur farm, close
to towns, schools aud church, Ku0, e.v
cash.
II. C. DEES,
Bog E, Martin. Mich.
(AW FOR 14 acre adjoining laige Inland
lake; best bargain of the season; very
easy terms. Frank Bereman. Allegan,
Mich.
' AUOU8T BARGAINS
8 sere money making farm, main road,
school, church, store close, bouse, barn
fruit, price. tl.l0. fttfO cash.
SO acres black land, fronting on biggest
lske in Michigan, log cabin, big new stone
basement, barn, price, $2,800. fl.luO cash.
niEl) PARK CO.,
Bos E, Plalnview, Mlcb.
A PRETTY FARM of 20 acres located In
Michigan, well fenced, trees, house new;
barn, cellar, fruit trees, strawberries,
raspberries, excellent water, good markets,
Iskrs abound with fish, general store less
than eighty rods irom bouse. fl.Suu cash,
direct dealing with owner, no land sharks,
further Information glvefc. Address Oeo. L.
chanfele, Frenkla Ave., Urand Rapids,
Mich.
Mlssoerl.
SI ACRES, close to Cleveland; good land;
good Improvements; plenty water; nice
farm; 177 60. 120 acres between Greenwood
and Raymore; nice small Improvements;
smooth land; good water; all to clover and
timothy; some blue grass ;. Bargain; posses
iny tic
, Mo.
culiar,
120 ACRES Ut miles of Lee's Summit. U
mile of 'rock road; plenty of fruit; fair
house; every foot smooth and under culti
vation. Price, 1100 per acre.
100 acres 8 miles of Greenwood: well Im
proved; land is fine; a bargain at flOO per
ere.
i acres, with I-room bouse, cistern,
well, barn, cellar; plenty of fruit; fine
shaded lawn. Adjoins town of Greenwood,
nap. Price, M.600. Todd M. George, the
, Land Man, Lee's Summit Mo.
12,000 ACRES colonisation or game pre
serve; location. Eleven Points river, Oregon
county. Mo., am pricing $2 under local
i prices to sell before August 1. 1910; price
' 3.26 per acre; terms. L75 per acre cash,
76 cents In six months, 76 cents one year,
6 per cent. Full Information address be
low. Also 440-acre sheep ranch Christian
county. Mo., at $10 per acre; hi cash, bal-
ance long time, 8 per cent; timber on
I ranch will cut 0.000 railroad ties. Address
; C. F. Robertson, 8. 8. station. Box S3,
Springfield. Mo.
THE Kansas Clty-8t Louis electric rail
road haa been financed end work will be
; gin Immediately; now is the ,tlme to buy
: land along the route; values have Increased
: 25 per cent In the last year and will in
l crease SO per cent In the next year; see us
for farms along the route before tbe price
' advances any more. Botts Bros. Realty
. Co., Blue Springs. Mo.
RANCHES.
700,000 acre Mexico; splendid Improve
ments and well stocked; on Oulf coast;
well .watered and timbered; price tLfiO per
acre.
26,000 acres western land;, fine it axing
propositions good water; adjoins good rail
road town and river; price IS per acre.
And others.
REITZ BROS. INVESTMENT CO.
1308 . Commerce Illdg.
Kansas City, Ho.
FOR 6AL HI acres of the finest corn
land In Platte Co.. wlbh I bouses, barn,
etc., for tenants, with a beautiful lake on
part of tbe land. This la bottom land with
a levee around same entirely paid for.
This land can be bought at a bargain; no
trade considered. If you haven't tbe means
to handle this land, don't bother us. J. W.
Farley, Farley. Mo.
A REAL GOOD
00-acre farm, for farmer only; all farm
.land; 137. M per acre. J. E. Webb, Choteau,
Nebraska.
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FOR SALS Improved stock farm, tot
acres; Custer county; close to station; H7
' per acre; do trade. Box A, Oconto. Neb.
TEN THOUSAND acres of corn, winter
wheat and alfalfa land for sale in large
and small far ma in Sherman, Custer and
I Buffalo counties. Write for prices. J, T.
Campbell. Litchfield. Neb.
... New Mexico.
NEW MEXICO THE NEW STATE
Investigate Its fertile irrigated landa
Others have made fortunes here. So can
?ou. We sell no lands. Write Us for
acta 8tate Immigration Board. AJbu-
auera.ua, N. M. -
NEW MEXICO ranch and farm lands,
1.6A0 acres, WO under cultivation. . well
vatered and fenced, underlaid with coal:
ccal under option for more than price of
ranch; tlO.000 will handle, balance easy.
KM acres. 25 being cultivated, natural
I lake for stock, water, coal under option,
H goes to. purchaser; 12.000 down with
I terms. For particulars writs W. B. Thorn,
: Baton, New Mexico.
. Oklakoma.
FINE 40 acres, near good town; new build
ings. Will take clear Omaha Income as part
pay. Write owner, Box 615. Benson, Neb.
FOR SALE Oklahoma farm and ranch
lands, 120 per acre. In any size tracts. Full
information, write C. L. WOOLVERTON.
owner. Red Rock. OkL ..
PUBLIC lands to be sold at auction, near
1 Reno, Okl. Knclose 11.00 for Map or
Plat of Lands. Ref., any El Reno bank.
Frank Meyer, Real Estate & Loans, LI
xwiuo, uu.
Ore go a.
FOR SALE Ideal stock ranch, COO acres,
almost level. 14 miles from Grant's Pass,
2i0 acres In cultivation: deep black soli;
40 acres fir and pine timber; plenty of out
side range sufficient for S.000 head of stock;
there Is l.&uu Inohes of water, which is
brought on the land by ditches; good family
orchard: S dwellin hnuiai: a lar ham-
V nil lee from school; store building on the
ranoh; all kinds modern farm Implements;
produce, alfalfa an J araJn. hav: nri
76.uO; terms KU000. balance t years at
irr crni interest. Address ii. u. fiersinger.
Grant's Fasa, Ore.
WlaeoBsla.
YOU can.puy land tor 10 a month rood
land at from 18 to 120 an acre In Vilas and
Oneida counties, Wlaoonaln. We charne no
interest. We pay the taxes. Insurance
clause In the contract Beet opportunity In
the country for the tnan of moderate means
to own a farm and be independent. Write
ur hii aim hook to i-iepc a u. jr. ean
born Co.. Eagle River. W.
FINE FARM LANDS-Wlaconsin. timber
or clear; nlo lakes and rivers; best market
or America; i per acre cash; large or
iiiau navia. crntai jl. Arnold. Superior,
BEFORE buying, selling or trading, see
uir i uur lutper, in ns seventh year. It
describes many farms and business oppor
tunities north, south, east or ut with
names and addresses of owners; many wlU
exchange. blngie copy, 10 cents; three
monini, zo cents. Address KARHKR.
I'AIHYMAN AND f TUCK MAN, K-ts,
mumwi oiag., Milwaukee, wis.
Mleeellaaeoaa.
HAVH TOU A FARM FOR SALH OR
trapet or do you want to buy onef
Make vour want known through THE DUS
MOI NE CAPITAL, the want medium of
lows: Rates: 1 cent a word for each inser
tion, f cents a .ins. 10 cents an inch, cir
culatlon, al.tW: largest of any lewa dally.
Give us a trial. Address Tbe Capital. Land
IeriL. Ir Moinas. lowu
If you have anything to sell or trade
advertise )l in The Bee ' Want Ad col-
and get Quick results,
REAL ESTATE LOANS
CARV1N BROS.. Id floor N. X. Ufa. V
to tiuu.tus) ea Improved property. No ela.
WANTKD City loans. Piters Trust Ce.
WANTED-City loans snd warrant ,
rarnam emits A Co., 1M Farnam HI.
1 100 to lie.OM mad promptly, ft. U. Weed,
Wand Bliig.. isth and a roam.
MONEY TO LOAN Payne tneetmeai Ce,
LOANH to home owners sad home build
ers, wltk privilege of making partial pay
hi eu is semi-annually.
W. H. THOMAS,
01 First Nallona Hut Bldg
tU to 13.01 oa homes la Omaha. O' Keels
Real Kstate til, leui N. Y. Life. Douglas
sr A-21&2.
REAL ESTATE WANTED
AVE HAVE BUYERS FOR-
5, 6 and 7-roum house. If pi ices ure l ight
we can srii your pmperty tor you.
NOWATA LAND AMI bUT CO.,
Suite 826 N. Y. Life Bldg.
SWAPS
-ROOM, all modern: lot 71xls5: paved
street; concrete walks, near Field club and
Hanscom park. Clear; trade for Improved
lana even up or will assume, Price, Jil.WU.
WUWATA UNU & LOT CO.,
ifu8 New York Life Bldg.
Phone Red 1999.
SOUTHWIUST corner oi 84th and Deca
tur, two it-room houuea, clear. Want to
trado for good rental property closer In;
will put in Home caHii or assume. Nowata
Land and Lot Co.,tw New York Life Bldg.
pnone. iteu
t ACRES extra level land, close to rail
road. In Bos Butte county. Nebraska: witl
exchange for merchandise; price. Uu pes
acre; win carry f 1.UUU. JL. m. xnompseai
U oidrage. Neb.
IF IT IS ANY KIND OF TRADE, SEE)
A. B. LATH HOP.
D. 2050. 421 Bee.
112.300 enultv In 318 acres improved Da-
kola wheat land to exchange for Omaha In
come property.
877 Brandels Bldg. Douglas 2898.
220 acres North Dakota land, free of In
cumbrance, for gvod Omaha property.
Pnone Harney 1335.
7-ROOM house, lot 44x132. Modern except
heat. Price I3.0U0 clear. Want to trade for
house clone In, worth up to 15.000. Will
pay cash difference or assume. Nowata
Land and Lot Co., US New York Life Bldg.
pnone, itea
WANTED TO BUY
BEST prices for BROKEN WATCHES.
Old Gold, etc NATHAN. 211 B. 13th St.
BEST PRICE paid for second-hand
furniture, carpets. . ciothlug Slid sbota
Phone Douglas tV7L
Wanted to Buy
We have several clients for S to 8-room
bouses; we want them from owners only.
Act quick. Phone Douglas 4379 or call at
1710 Farnam St., Bee Building.
Safes One lerae and one medium else
safe, state else and price. M 280 Bee.
BEST prices for Id-band clothing. D. 2440.
WANTEDTO RENT
WANTED TO RENT
We want a number of small houses at
once, from $10 to (15 per month rental; we
have clients waiting. '
Engelbrecht & Raver,
Phone Douglas 4379. 171uFarnam SL
WANT to hear from parties having de
sirable, well-furnished second-story room
of good slxe, who will furnish breakfast
about 8 to 8:30 a. m. and dinner In evening,
without the noon meal. Good table board
Is essential. MuBt be within three blocks
of 17th and Farnam Stats. Privilege of bath
neoeHuary. Answer, giving rate, payable
weekly, in advance, and state location of
room. Will Ihen call at once. One gentle
man only. Address J. 4S9, Bee. - '
We Are Getting Numerous Calls
For Houses of All Sixes. List With Us,
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
S4 N. T. Life Bldg. Phone Hod IMS,
Wanted to Kent . -
A 5 or 8-room house In good nelKhborhood.
Phone Douglas 4379 and call for Mr. Engel
brecht.
AM In the market for a furnished apart
ment of four rooms, can guarantee the best
care of same, no children. D-478, Bee,
WANTED To rent a 4 to 6 room mod
ern house or cottage In desirable part of
city; prefer to rent one ready furnished.
Bell phone Harney 600.
WANTED SITUATIONS
SITUATION wanted as bookkeeper or
office clerk, at once; can furnish A-l ref
erences; can operate typewriter; five years'
experience; will start for (66 per month.
F. S. Dale. SloH. H, Boone, la.
WANTED Work In candy factor. Mike
Navln, 3019 Q St., South Omaha.
LEGAL NOTICES
CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE.
Omaha. MeD., July l, mu sealed pro
posals, In triplicate, will be received here
and by quartermasters at the posts named
herein, until 10 a. ni , central standard
time, August L 1H10, for furnishing oats.
bran, nay ana straw during tne period
from October 1. 1910, to June SO, 1911. at
Omaha, and Forts Crook, Omaha and Rob
inson, Meoraaka; f orts Leavenworth and
Riley, Kansas; Forts D. A. Russell and
Mackensie, Wyoming; Fort Des Moines,
Iowa, and Fort Meade, South Dakota.
United States reserves right to reject or
accept any or all proposals or any part
thereof. Information furnished on appli
cation iere or to q uur terms sters at sta
tions named. LnVelopes containing pro
posals should be marked "Proposals for
Forage," and addressed to Lt. CoL D. E.
McCarthy, c. y. M.
jyW-5-28-Z9-30.
OCEAN STEAMSHIPS
HAMBURG AMERICAN
AU Llodern Bafo - Scvioes (Wireless, etc)
London-Paris-Hamburg
Praa.Unooln Ag.1( 10AM Pennarlvsnla ..Aug. U
Mlnurlki Alls. ll!Kls. Aui. YlA...tUnr 1
Or Wlderse Aug. 17) Bluvcbtr Spt. f
Cincinnati Aug. M, :lTnd Bspt. 10
Biu-Omrlton s la Carta RetUuraat,
Hamburg direct. Nw.
Ramburg-Anierlcan Line, 41 Broadway, 21
Minnesota Has
Forest Fires
Flamei Rage on Indian Reservation
Bureau Telegraphs Authority
to Act.
WASHINGTON, July 28.-Forest fires are
raging on the Bols Fort Indian reservation
In Minnesota, according to a telegram re
ceived today by the bureau of Indian affairs
from the superintendent of the Nett Lake
agency. Second Assistant Commissioner
Hauke of the Indian bureau. Immediately
telegraphed authority for the expenditure of
sufficient funds to extinguish the flames.
LA GRANDE, Ore., July 28. The destruc
tion by fire of a homestead house six miles
from Union early today resulted in the
cremation of Mrs. J. 8. Dean and an
adopted daughter. s
The saw mill of the Stoddard Mill com
pany on Catherine creek, nine miles from
Union, with nine cottages and the lumber
yard, were burned last night. Tbe fire
communicatod to the adjoining forest and
indications arc many hundreds of acres of
timber wlU be burned.
The Tired Business
BY WALTER A. SINCLAIR.
"I suppose you read what that American
born baroness said about .our servants
making; the women here dress more ex
travagantly," suggested Friend Wife,
'She forgot to explain what inspires
those of us who have no servants," an
swered the Tired Business Man. "But, on
the other hand, there are a lot of women
who can't afford to dress as floridly
high priced nervanln, and so It's a kind
of a stand-off.
"I Imagine If we could know what every
woman thinks we would discover that she
Is in favor of holding the Bjrvants down
to individual styles. That was once the
goods, even In this free republic. Back In
those gloomy days when the founders of
our great nation were foundering I mean
founding and when they had such severe
democracy that nobody would want to put
up with It now If they could return to It,
it was a law that no servant should wear
a garment which might bo construed
a disguise of independence. A No pe3ons
not worth a certain sum were not allowed
to wear clothes costing more than another
certain amount, no matter if they had a
good chance to grab such a suit and run.
Plumbers were not allowed to wear dla
mords In those good, old, democratic days.
'Seems to me I read somewhere that tho
spike tailed dress coat was first designed
for servants to designate them from the
swell herd. Later the employing class
was Impressed by the lmpresslveness of
this absurd garment and adopted It, and
row the complaint goes up that the ser
vant Is adopting every garment that the
employer buys. The complaint, however.
Is pitched In a soprano key.
"Of course, my sympathies are entirely
with the Indignant,' free-born American
girl who became a titled foreigner. That's
one style that the servant girls aren't
copping off coronets. Although they do
say that the statuesque Scandinavian scrub
lady, who was discovered massaging floors
In Boston and hurried into the chorus,
where she looked stalwart and vacuous
enough to be the typical Gibson girl, could
have worn one of those gold and velvet
head achers if she had but arched her
eyebrows. So no wonder the cry for as
sistance. 'Time was when a lady of leisure could
appear In a 1100 shirtwaist without danger
Bride Should Invite Friends to
A bride's friends always wish to see her
new home, and, liowever simple it .may be
she should not fall to give one or more re
ceptions, making them Just as Informal as
she chooses. If her place Is small and her
friends many she will succeed better by
asking them a few at a time, but taking
care that all shall know tliey are to be In
cluded. Tbe one drawback to this procedure.
which otherwise Is so easy for a hostess, is
that sometime those not asked at once
think they are to be left out entirely and
they resent it
When she Intends her at-homes to be In
formal the bride should' write notes which
read something like this:
My Dear Mrs. Howard:
Mr. Jameson and I are asking lust a few
friends for Tuesday evening, the 25th, to
hem celebrate being In our new home, we
want so much to have you and Mr. Howard,
and I hope nothing will prevent We shall be
very informal handful, who win lore-
gather about 8:80. Most cordially.
MARY ELIZABETH JAMESON.
It is not required that the hostess shall
provide any special form of entertainment
r
First Woman Wrangler
J
A young English woman who, according
to The Queen, graduated from Glrton col
lege recently with high honors, is Miss
Beatrix Douglas Finney, who was a
Wrangler In Part II of the mathematical
tripos. She la the youngest daughter of the
late John Douglass Finney, formerly aent
to the law courts branch of the Bank of
England. She received her education en
tirely at home, except for one year, when
4X4 -A.T.IC-E
she attended tbe Collegiate School for
Girls. Bournemouth. She obtained a first
class, with distinction. In mathematics and
geography In the junior Cambridge exam
ination In December, 1903, and passed the
London matriculation In 1906. In March,
1907, she was bracketed with Miss Cull for
the- first mathematical scholarship at Glr-
Would jroy fAjWd"i
earth for m. Otto r
Yea, but'you aurely Ami want
more cream afaiaalrekdvIT
lill
-T
ins?
Haa Mess-' rOOILlBY'SDOyiSLEP, ';
; THI3 13 THE UARGt-err I I j" woHpEfx-l , rr- ' - V T I
I KlSM HOOKED TMl ( MOTER DOLQV ( NOWTHAT DOLRVSl . 13
mEl K;,TS' ) gone - i'm ouvr get)
jg&J ...jTg&f MIND- ) lf. Qjdm T J (YHAasKb Fo the: Un W A
I'kUAKC ITTO W GET A BITE J OOR.YOUCANHft J
"SENSITIVE," tir-. . -tfTN F TO DV ?V VlHEnSH. OUbYV
as I II ' ni i '-w I c l , i tv-w-s n Tf"Hir-vi f X' - .Svj, , J t i
of encountering a nurse-maid with one of
the same pattern and perhaps a little more
to. But now our most sensitive dressers
are afraid to go out on Thursdays for fear
pf being humiliated. Time was, too, when
a millionaire's haughty wife or daughter
could parade out with the very latest and
most annoying hat with a certainty that
lt would be the talk of the town for a
month and at least a year ahead of all
rivals. But now she la lucky not to dis
cover a counterpart on the head of an
ebony-hued dame the second time she wears
lt out '
"For my part, I'm strong for servants'
costumes on servants as, for Instance, the
cute little outfits the stage maids wear In
musical comedies. Can you Imagine a real
housemaid with dainty cap and knee length
skirt and silk oh, well, I won't enumerate
and patent leather, French he-led pumps
and-all right, I'll quit! But I fear me that
If the housemaids were held down to that
the employers wouldn't get so many looks
on the street Cheer up, though. Costuming
has gone so high that there Is at least one
outfit left for women that the servants
won't drive them from."
"What Is that?" asked Friend Wife.
"Aviation costumes they're high enough,"
replied the Tired Business Man.
(Copyright 1910, by the New Tork Herald
Co.)
. ..
a Visit in Her New Home
for there will be so muoh that is new for
her friends to see that their Inspection will
keep them busy. Sh. should be willing to
throw open every portion of the new home
and to point out wedding presents.
She should wear a. tbln' dress, cut out at
the neck, but not full dress.
Something to .jwm. toe necessary, and
serving It will lva, he bride opportunity
to show her skill at arranging a table and
to use some of her presents. At this sea
son lt will be better to have a cold supper,
though there Is no reason why she should
not make something In a chafing dish If
Bhe chooses. The guests should serve them
selves, lt not being necessary to have a
maid In the room.
If her house la large enough for the
hostess to ask all, of her friends together,
ahe may send out visiting cards, writing
on them the line "Thursday evening, Au
gust 28, from to 11." The words "at home"
are not needed. Such cards need not be
answered until the evening set, but notes
should be responded to promptly, in kind.
ROSANNA SCHUYLER.
ton collefc-e. which she entered the following
term. She obtained a first class In her first
year's Mays In 1908 and a first In the first
part of her tripos last year. She Is the
first woman Wrangler under the new regu
lations. Mi ua Finney's mathematical abili
ties are Inherited, as her father was placed
first in the list of senior optlmea of his
year, and her grandfather, William Bar
wick Dodge, was a prominent member of
the statistical society and president of the
Institute of actuaries from 1870 to 1871.
Whea They're Hariag Bale 1 the
Morula',
"What's ail the orowa aooard the car?"
The nervous passenger said.
"To crowd you up, to crowd you up,"
The car conductor said.
"What makes you wear a worried look 7" 1
The nervous passenger Bald.
"I'm dreadin' what I've got to watch,"
The car conductor said.
"For they're having a sale at Brandon's,
And the women are all disturbed;
They are cutting and a 'slashln','
The prices you never heard,
From a dollar to ninety-eight.
To the women It's Just occurred
What they can save at Brandon's In the
mornln'. " .
"What's all the crowd around the doorT"
The Inquisitive man Inquired.
"To crowd you off, to crowd you off,"
Said the officer on the beat
"What makes the women crowd and
push?"
The Inquisitive man inquired.
"To get there first to get there first" '
Said the officer on the beat
"For a shirt-waist sale Is advertised
At a downtown, store today,
And before the doors are opened
They are ready for the fray.
'A touch of sun' or a bit of cold
Will not keep the crowd away
From the bloomln' shirt waist sale in the
mornln.' "
"What's all the excitement on the street?"
The casual observer would know.
"You'll soon find out, you'll soon find
out"
Said the manager of the store.
"And what are they all trying to do?"
The casual observer would know.
"On a hunt for bargains, the bargains we
have,"
Said the manager of the store.
"For at Fltspatrlck's store, you see.
The silks are all marked down.
And many have been waiting
To buy a new silk gown.
And, of course It's not surprising,
That from all parts of the town
They come to Fltspatrlck's silk sale In the
mornln',"
"What's this a-hurryln' up the streefV'
The timid man Inquires.
"Gat out of the way. gut out of tbe way,"
The emergency officer cries,
"What are you so exulted for?"
The timid man Inquires,
"To get her to the hospital as quick as
we can,"
Tbe emergency officer cries.
"And In the Bed Cross ambulance -
They're taking bar away,
But ahe found lots of bargains
And don't regret the day.
Again she well enough will be.
And at home she will not stay
From the sales they bave at all stores in
the mornln." " '
, KUDYARD RIFLING.
THAT PI5H J JV131" (DO GETl .hi'
BACK ON ntSST MNfeAtj' 1 pls?H Stf
COPYRIGHT,. 1911. BY THE
Items of
As a' sex, women have become used to
being called vain. It la so usual a term
that one scarcely stays to qualify It l'et
there la vanity, and vanity, the wisdom of
which is entirely governed by the use or
misuse of the same.
An uncultivated mind never realises the
depths of pettiness It can descend to, or
how paltry vanity that la in no way gov
erned by common sense may appear, says
Home Notes.
Vanity, as the average woman under
stands the word, means the pleasure ahe
takes In the knowledge of her own particu
lar attractions, together with all the fem
inine prettlness adopted to se herself off
to the best advantage. There Is, naturally.
In most women an Inborn love of the
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Hon. Bee Stlng Eddltur For
Jap man to solution
Amerlka polltiks la for to take
rode to foolish house. Hon.
Dahlman advertiea mass meet,
to sea which I make way to
Kraton hall. Hon. Dahlman
say Hon. Fleharty Is climax
speeker for evening speech.
Hon. Fleharty, who before
now waa Kansas Preecher,
sing for boos joynt and say he
Is for Hon. Dahlman for gov
enor of Crate Metropolis called
Nebraska. He Is Hon. Hero,
for he say he care not for vote
for his congress asperashun,
but for Hon. Dahlman.
"For why," I corrode to
nereby man, who stand with
Man Birds.
Ye Editor spent part of one
afternoon last week watching
the man birds. Most of their
time was spent on earth, show
ing that they are very much
like other btrds, who do more
roosting than they do flying.
AvIaUon la a faaclnattng
game. It reminds us of what
the Chinee said about sliding
down hill: "Zip! Walkee
mile."
x Another drawback, demon
strated most forcibly, is that
for real success in aviation,
a peculiar sort of air la
needed, and Omaha did not
have enough of lt in atock.
This la much to be regretted,
for if the local air had been of
the right quality, a really im
pressive show would have
been furnished.
It is also proven that rail
road stocks will be good to
hold on to for a little while,
for most of the passengers and
freight of the country will be
hauled In steam propelled cars
over rails for the next few
years.
sneery face,
be so selflBhless In speech?"
"O, that's the game of poll
tiks, little Jap," he circu
lates. "Hon. Fleharty is only
straw man kandldalt, for
which to trade off with Hon.
Republlkan parti wen Dahl
man la nominate for Demokrat
parti. We doant kare who
goes to Congress, so's we land
Jim in chare in Llnkun."
Plees, Mr. Eddltur, I en
treet with staggering Jesture,
what do such speech testify?
Crssy look In slanty eye of
Jap, make Hon, Amerlka hero
wonder at puxsled face, so I
speek for more lite; "Then, If
Hon. Sutton Is Republlkan
kandldalt for Congress, he
Is deal for to trade for Hon.
Demokrat vote?" I manifest
for erneat wish to know.
"Now, doant butt In for too
muoh earful," reply sed patriot
with smart look of face. I
collapse for weery heart-beet.
I look In papers for further
loosldashun of Hon. Fleharty
speech, but grate Amerlka
daylles say nothing bout sed
speech of Hon. Ex-preecher.
Saturday by I of clock and M
mlnnlts I afftbulate on Douglaa
atreet I walk nere t atout
Amerlka patriots. 1 of sed pat
riots speek for nollege to other
LIsrhtlBC
Dick Metcalfe now knows
how the man felt Just after
he bad stepped out of the
balloon.
After the Holler.
What, ca that be Colonel
Hrn,
Who was once so debonnatrr
Sure, that's him. No, I'm not
lyln'
That a the oolonel over there.
He got his out ut Urand Island
Where his party with great
!
On his platform danced a
Highland
Fling most shameless. For
rou see
Uryan runs the roller
Over others with a grin)
Now these others laugh and
holler
Run the Teller over him.
Never ask him how he likes It,
Klmply let him snort and
pitch.
Every gun tie has they spikes
lt
Colonel Bryan's la the ditch.
NEW'YOBX WENINQ .TELEGRAM NEW YORK HERALD COO. Ail Ritfrti Retervtd
Interest to the Yomen Folk
beautiful, an arttctlc Instinct that petitions
for sofflacea, delicate tints and flowing
draperies. When stern economy provides
only humdrum linsey wolseys, "stout"
boots, "useful" millinery, all of which
are Invariably so ugly, It la more probable
that a woman's sense of beauty Is Injured
than merely her vanity.
A clever contrivance for keeping the
welgiht of the bed clothing from an Invalid
la formed by two pieces of wire, slightly
arched, the ends turned under for slipping
under the mattress. The wires should be
placed several inchea apart and may be
covered with ribbon. The two are con
nected by narrow rlbbln possed over and
lyu m ble Bee
OMAHA, JULY 29, 1010.
HASHIDA ATTENDS
1 A DEMOCRATIC MASS MEETING
the Orators and Listens to Hon.
an Off -Color , Story and Wonders
V.'hl H la All About.
patriot, like this: "I say we
have flxt deal for to ditch
Jim. He la carry the game
too far, and fire hole atate
against likker interest. The
deal is on for our boya at
proper time to line up for
Shallenberger, aa a safe and
sane kompromlse' on question
of counter opshun. Then we
kant elekt both governor and
U. S. Senator from this end
of state, ao the deel la to line
up for Hitchcock and Shallen
berger. It'a the only safe
korss."
And once more Jap man's
brane goes whlxx for to ex
ambulate sed wisdom In poll
tiks. Plees, mister Eddltur what
Is for aed deelst
NOUI HASHIDA.
PX Hon. Stoker enter sed
Dahlman meet, and for plttyus
plee ask Hon. Chairman for
chunce to apeek. Sed plee waa
grant and wen Hon, Stoker
rose up his pondlfferus
frame for speech disgust pat
riots grone. Hon. Stoker no
not wot to say, so he tell short
fabrlkashun that Hon.
Amerlka man sit in gallery
for to see Nlmf swim In
watter to waste, Hon. Amerlka
ait long time for glad ex
preshun and say to trends he
la wate to see tide gc down.
Wereat sed Dahlman patriots
give voaifferua expreshun of
gleeful face shine.
"Do Amerlka Congressman
must tall such Jokeful talis
for kwallflkashun to sit In
Hon. Amerlka Congress?" I
require to know of nereby
patriot
"O, doant worry," collapse
sed Hon. Patriot "Wot kin
the poor dutchman say if he
doant tell smut Jokes?" N. If.
PX (2nd)-Unkle Aggl Sakkl
say Hon. LowBcck make frend
with Hon. Lon Shark for ak
kommodate to collekt money
from poor devvll wot work for
Hon City. Who is Hon. Lone
Shark? I ask to no. N, 11.
"do Hon. Fleharty
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under the wires or by arranging It in
trellis fashion. The arch is adjusted to
the bed after the Invalid la comfortably
aettled and the bed clothing brought up '
over. The warmth la then provided for, but
practically without weight
Bboniied wood may be cleaned or re
stored by mixing equal parts of powdered
pumice stone and Unseed oil. The rubbing '
should be done the way of the grain, and
afterward the wood must be polished itvith
a dry soft cloth. c.
One woman can take In another woman's
hat In two minutes, and lalk about It for
two hours without repeating herself.
NO. 197.
Inexeasable. -
Ye Editor greatly regrets
that Senator Sorenson haa so
far failed to take the public-'
into his confidence. He has -told
with much of detail what1
what he is and is not going to
do when h gU to Waaiiiua
ton, but he maintains a most
aggravating silence on the
most Important question In
connection with his campaign.
He must not think' he can
deceive the voters of this
atate. On the contrary, if he
expects to receive popular
support at the polls, he must
show the utmost frankness in
his publio utterances, and
leave no doubt in the minds
of any. His silence la Inex
cusable. Where did he get that fifty I
Stoker
'Wisdom.
From the Queen Bee:
A stony heart gathers the
mosa.
It's a creduloua bualnass man
that knows his own advertise
menta. All the fun in riding in a
taxi ceases when the taxi
stops.
Being a queen bee would be
more fun if tbe queen bees
could have a convention. .
Oa the daiet.
In the meantime the cote
little gumshoe contest for the
nomination for congress from
the Second Nebraska district
proceeda along the noiseless
tenor of Ita way. Can't tell
from the quiet who la going to
win, but the holler will be
heard later on.
AseeBeloBS.
AU theaavlatlng waan't dons
at Omaha during the week.
Some tolerably lofty flights
were noted at Lincoln and
Grand Island. Some of the
aviators who went up there
haven't come down yet.
Powerfal.
The gavel Is a great thing; It
haa passed many a motion that
were otherwise lost.
Avlatloa.
little hop,
little flop,
A little flight tn air.
little drop,
little stop
Xba auuosphext'i too rare,
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