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THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JULY 2o, 1910. USEES I Brightside and His Boy "How Wlfle Hidoatcp Household Toll," Their Latest Tabloid SkeUh. Things You Vant to KnowThe,H The Hrltlsh Crlsis- rrat or ntaRogut? HOME MMMGEQ 1 I BT LAFAYETTE PARKS. f see that New York woman has In vented ft dustWa ash cart. which has proved quite, successful." begins Brlghtslde as the pride of the fiut enters to Join hll parent In the evening word duet. "If lome bright skirt will put across dustless Harlem flat she'll make a lilt with about a million housekeepers," comment! Bon, d.gglnf down for the dope (tick. "They wouldn't have any work to do thert," exclaims Father in astonishment, "NoUilny tnt (hopping In the depart ment stores but that's enough to keep any able . bodied dume Jumping sideways eight hour a day," replies Bon, ' "Well, there are the meals to prepare," suggests rather. "Ah ha. Jack Dalton," 'elocutes Son, "but I you forget the flrele.ss cooker has come 1 to the rescue there., All wifie now has to do la to make a lew passes at the vege table bkt,' graft a roast out of the Ice chest, dump tlieuV, into the', patent , Cooker , and then beat It till neHlme." ... "Modern-'' - Inventions ' certainly make woman' ',loV, much easier 'than it. used to be when L was., boyi" muses Father. "As scientific, -dodgers, the dames have cot US men gltied -to.; thf rtiat." declares Son., i ... ' . '." ,. . . "Maybe that's, ona. reason why the present reneratli'rt" of -the feminine Bender isn't moretrobuiit"'.sayf Father1.. "Perhaps our women folks don't get enough exercise to keep theVn' strongs and healthy-." ' "The . hardest work most, of "em do Is to . brush tV'r teotn and curl their hair," In Bon's benVft ' ''They've, got an electrloal At curler, too', that' almost works Itself," 'When X was a, .boy every '.triarrled woman' id her own baking, washing, Ironing, cook- iVf, mOndiiig; besides sweeping, dusting and the ..various other1 Odds and' ends of house work," explains! Father,,'; . ' ,'. . .', "If a dame has to wash her own dlnhes now she tH0 alj her friends that her hus 6om Pr ptcction is Needed for ;:';KU::Light"One-Piecc Summer Gowns Since the light, one-piece gown is the most popular style this season, a protec tion of. some ktnd Is' a necessity. It is im possible to get through the summe.- with out a wrap, for frocks are so sheer nowa days ' and, "weather conditions change so rapidly that.. It ..almost, unsafe to leave home unless provided for emergencies. Again, the ' dress materials are' so dainty In coloring that. a-.covering is Imperative If the dress' Is to be worn only on a short trip," unleiut prie la wlinng to send it fre quently . either to tbe laundry or to the cleaner1."' ..'"".' .., . "..' .,' Possibly Uie , 'demand then Is responsible for the variety -rof designs In separate 'wraps one sees, every day., for the evolu tion of the long Hnen' duster Of a few years agtf 'h'feanr mervelouei1 Tr, tbe original exlste today; but only In ; regard to material. The shapeless, baglike garment "Miaa taken on smart Arid new lines, adopted artistic trlmmJtuiBjand Is,' in fact, as care fully cut and, roads, as the more expensive wraps, even If tt does still pass by the old name. For, the girl- oi' woman who cannot effoid- to pay. ;more than 15,- a long tan linen coat Is really-the best Investment " At this, price one an buy a garment of a good HtualUy,' , , which '. will . outwear two cheap silk. wrape and at. the same time took better. The simple plain style is the best, because .one tjjot . not -have to pay for. the trimmings or the cost of workmanship they Involve" Then It Is Quite easy to give i'the ooat an individual style by facing the I collar and cuffs with black, or perhaps ' preUy fo sUk-Uft.over from the sum mo r dressmaking. , , . Lace, even of the heavier,, kinds. Is not a smart trimming for a long; wmp, but the buttons may be as Jiandsome as ne niea-. For closing the Hlren coats, however, nothing Is In better taate than the self biittons set Into black rima. -s. ... v, ' -t- j ' ' !-xs., 8tyles a. 1 ft In. making J ,c,oth of 8tyles a fitfla more fanciful ace adopted up the.iHQKe.es, shantungs and gold into wraps. Quite looee lines ufewaU In the latest models, the only at tempt at shapeliness being accomplished by the belt-placed at' the back on the coat wrap and the' right front brought up to the left shoulder when the wrap is on the circular or sleeveless order. While the tan and those tones known as natural are by reason of their practicality tnt (avoriiee, iu. lUuilioi colors cf pa'.c blue, mauve and soft old rose are by Mo means unusual, and for wearing with lingerie frocks. inert can certainly be noth ing pretWer, if one can afford to buy more tlutn one wrap. It should not be the only one, however, for obvious reasons. A model, not exactly new, but a very good one, Is that cut to create sleeves by means of loan at the top of the arms. The litter can -then bay kept Inside the wrap or be passed through the slits In the looped material. Trnr thinner cloths are the best for carrying out this style of wrap, as chiffon or ladles' cloth, very fine serge and wool batiste. The trimming Is taken around the neck down the fronts and around the openings for 'the arms. The Ferslan banding la always In good taste if in a fairly narrow width. The circular wrap In Red Riding Hood fashion Is still as popular as even for girls la their teenj. The -only new feature that THE PRSVENTTVtt . He Of oo jrse, Jler were metis , rlod, I Vront ' vt you trottift, : uour4 aa you do now. - She No, of courae not. I wool i (atVe ja YpuH buy bjb) car. e -a. r 1 1 .1 band mskes a regular drudge of her," as serts Ron. "When she goes Into the kitchen to pull off that stunt she looks like a pro fessions! diver togged out for a deep sea dive, with all of the latest Inventions on to make the work easy. "She has a long pair of rubber gloves, a double breasted latent itonshrtnkeble oilcloth apron, a triple Jblnted fork to spear up the dishes, a ball nrui -haln to stir up the hot suds, a patent lightning dryer and all the other latest devices to make life one long dream of wedded bliss for the bride, ae the msgaslne ads say about the dish washing Junk.' "I should think It would be more work to get all those things resdy than It would be to take an old-fashioned dlshrag and go to work on the dishes themselves," re i marks Father. "I know It would be harder for your little Willie," admits Bon. "When Mother Is away I Just turn on the hose, with the dishes neatly stacked up In the sink or bath tub, and let It go at that. It gets off most of the food and one doesn't soil the hands. Anybody can turn on the hose, but It takes an expert mechanician to use all the kitchen utensils a smart department store clerk can work off on a newly mar ried skirt." "I don't believe a woman should spend all of her tlmo In the kitchen." avers Father, "but she ought to know how to do every Jtlnd of household work. In trie old day 'man worked from sun to sun, by1 a woman's - work wua neve done,' That condition was hardly fair." "The brlght-cyed brigade has certainly turned that old motto to the wall," Bon says. "Here's another very .pretty little one . that looks well embroidered In pink on a salmon background, and la meant to be hung up over hubby's bed: " 'Hubby tolls because he must All want the cash and none will trust; Wlfle loafs from morn till night Her Job Is simply out of eight.' " (Copyright, 1910. by the N. Y. Herald Co.) I can see is the hood lined with Persian silk Instead of white as formerly. Of course, the colors in tbe silk are chosen with a view to harmonizing with the color of the cloth. . A cape of dull wis taria with a Persian deelgn In tones of heliotrope on an Ivory ground is a delight' ful combination and very striking is a scarlet cloth trimmed with dull oriental reds end'eerus in Persian silk. For general utility the smartest summer wrap Is made from the small black and white check In thin cloth. Trimmed with black silk and a touch of color,, as dark red or emerald green, a coat of' this kind will give excellent service during the sum mer -and well Into the fall, beoause it U quite correct for street wear. From fit to 39 Is a fair- price, anything cheaper will soon iook enaouy. , Elderly women are wearing wrap cut on the same lines aa those worn by youngef women,' choosing pongee or rajah as a fab ric; the colors tan,' navy blue or blaok The coats are bulht on long lines, are semi- fitting and have a closing which may be need quite high to the throat or Opened to the ' waist line. The long wrap of taffeta la not seen to any extent this season, . although a Jew, elderly women are still loyal to It. On the whole, however, taffeta is not. altogether satisfactory. It has a trick of. catching dust and holding it, and even If one la suc cessful in discharging It, the silk Is apt to remain gray looking. It is. perhaps, dressier than the coat of pongee, .but when taffeta. is chosen at au. the three-quarter length wrap, in my opin ion, is better, than the long one. . fcUZABJ&TH ' LEE semen A Rhapsody. Howdy. Mr. .Summertime?. Glad to see you here; Life become a pretty rhymed . When your glows appear. ' ' AH the world seems full of. love. 'J When your roses bloom, And your asure skies above Drive away all gloom. Like to feel the touch so aoft In your balmy air, And the breesee from aloft Tousling my hair. Love the rustling of the trees Like some fairy's sigh. . And to listen to the bee's Droning lullaby. ' Love the scent of heliotrope, ' pink and mignonette; Love to watch the pansies ope, And the viuUt. Love to hear the cattle call O'er the clovered mere. And to wateh the waters fall O'er the silvery weir. Love to sit and watch the moon Hmlllng down on me, While the wavelts softly oroon By the summer sea. Love to listen to the song Of the birds at morn. When the sunbeams come along With the day new-born. Love to hear the katydids Out there In the night, Like a lot of noisy kids In an endless flcht. ' Love, to hear the mercury Clicking with the heat When It comes to little me Bummer can't be beat! Carlyle Bmith In Harper's Weekly. The Kind tUat Mother I'se to Make. Her smiles? Ah. they are mighty sweett They fill my days with sun and shine; They gild the paths before my feet With glory goldan and divine. They fill me with ambitions fair For tasks immortals undertake. And spur me ever on, for they're - The kind that mother used to make! ' Hey eyes? Ah. they ere deeply blue. How I rejoice to wateh their licht As they flash out on care and rue And drive all worry out of slghtl And when she uses them ah me! To stir me, how my pulses quake. For they're again the kind, you see. The kind that mother used to makel Her cooking? Ah, what genius lies ' Behind each culinary scheme! Bucli rabbits rare, such pumpkin pies, Each dlh a sweetly dainty dream. It matters not what she may do. Whatever she shall mix or bake, There Is not one unequal to The kind that mother used to make! And when at night, returning lVt. ' From business cares and other things-. I find her wsiting at the gate. Or upstairs full of murmuiings, I think of many a bygone day, And how my daddy used. to shake, For her remarks are. sad to say, Tbe kind that mother used to maket A. SUFFKRAN MANN. Brave. Swinging la a hammock With a lovely maid. Evening almoat' chilly, Jual .0 i-i.it inadi'. . Who would be so silly as to afraid T T. B. VL THsrv mm, -IMS. Homr AlluWia tt4Aft can't amswrr TMbim. 1. U Ata MK TO TTACM Horn rt.W TU. SWO AA , , TWO Tt OC. m THC f,vtt . " IUk FKg UP - . C0PTR1CHT, 1$10, BT THE Thursday I have almost ' had my mind Improved by MoUle'a invalid brother. I al waya knew he thought I was inclined to be frivolous. But then, sick persons are apt to get queer notions. I refused to go driv ing with him, as he did not seem able to keep his one good eye on the horse, and I don't Intend to liave my neck broken, I suggested reading aloud to him,' and put on my most soothing gown, that really wasn't Intended to soothe any one, and a big . shade - hat, and was going to corn, mence on that adorable -little book of poems about the soul, that Carrie Dollttle wrote and had published. I helped design the -cover, and It just matched my dress that day. After we got all' settled he said he'd read, to me a little, and produced a hideous looking volume that I knew right away was something improving. It turned out to be even more so than I had imagined. . But I roust say he was perfeotly sweet about It Inatead of wak- HE LET HER SLEEP HALF AN HOUR. ing me up and being angry he let me sleep for half an hour. I felt terribly about it and can't Imagine how it happened. I was In the middle of planning a dream of a hat Items of The veriest tyro knows, or should, that to put water on sunburned skin is to make the pain Infinitely worse. No matter If the burned skin can be under water for ten minute or more. It will pain more later for Immersion. When on has been ao un fortunate as to have the arms scorohed to the point pf blistering there is nothing for It but to resort to oil, and, when pos sible, the victim should go to beJ that the application may be used unstlntlngly. It Is by no mean uncommon for a man, sailing or swimming, to burn his shoulders to blisters, and when that happens relief cornea quickest by wetting pieces of ab sorbent cotton with olive oil and keeping them over the tender places. When he cannot do this, a healing application is made from two drams of strong spirits of camphor mixed with an ounce of bensoated oxide ef lino ointment Always the greatest oare must be taken not to break any blisters which may have formed. When the burn Is slight, such as effects a face that may have received slight pro I V Fsrs : -pTi , eeoetc em amurr tTvKfttg ruevr ere ThWtk TwajT t MOM UK. Its WSOW Vr a cA&- ancxa-o osab mv fe,--ea. ,.. . T.wrr , V0UU THT ML 1MB tVtOlR-TOW fj oh! WHAT im FAT: sttM Next R WIM CKCKUJbXT - , wok.! is Sly oewcer i-uc A as)A.uTou 'riBAtl TffACH Af vvmo oovt'eVHC Txievy out to bl " "ssesBeisiB "'"sa e( NEW YORK EVENING TELEGRAM (NEW YORK HERALD 00PTIIMUT, ItlO, IT THI W WW (VIMtlC TttCOlUt when I seemed to lose consciousness. I wonder what I look like when I'm aslerp. I told him his voice was a lullaby, and 1 think he rather fanolt-jj that idea, so it I PUT ON Mr MOST SOOTH1NQ GOWN. ended all right. Still, I do want toNlo soma reading while I'm here. . Mo! Ho was talking about a . book the other day and said it wasn't quite proper tpr me to read. I wonder if it's anywhere around.. Aha says there is suoh an at tractive man I must meet before I leave, aa he would maVe such a splendid husband for tie. I've met that ktnd before, and 1 never get on with them la the least. It's peculiar that I never do, and seem to like the people that Mollle disapproves of al ways. I can remember, years ago, a man thy all said wasn't the kind of person for the girls to meet. We all moved heaven and earth after that to be introduced to him. He also had the added attraction of being very good looking. I was the first one he met, and I was perfectly surprised to find how much I liked him. But be was very quiet and didn't say a word , about anything that sounded at all gay. I re member wondering why people ahoirid find any objection to him, when all' the girls knew Freddie Wells, who had . got tight 4-.: Interest to the Women Folk tection, a simple remedy that may be car ried about Is a pasta made from magnesia and water. It It mixed to the consistency which will spread easily, and stays on for not more than three minutes.- H should bs removed with warm water. In which Is a little soap. No remedy acts quick when pain Is ae- , vere. It Is Just, aa much a, burn as though done with fire, and can be drawn out onlys by degrees. The after redness may be bleached out wkh buttermilk, using It frequently as a wash, letting It dry in. .The odor le not pleasant, and it is a good plan to follow with a wiping of rose wsyter. Dally use of lemon Juloe is very effectual for preventing slight redness, when the skin haa not 'been burned. . That is.' the fruit Is a preventive rather than a cure. It cannot be used too much In summer, I think, for it Is both bleach and astringent, and If It Is not expected to convert a mud dy skin Inte one of creamy texture, will be regarded decidedly as a beneficial agent The simplest way of applying Is to have a L)E ? - on u. mv MHtMU TO rLACC THE BM 1 DAMamt. auniua hsl. MK ftAVS H -7J CO.). Al flifihti Reurvel OtCt TOU NIWU M il tleW the week before and went around telling everyone about It. . I am becoming convinced, that I must heve the wrong idea about what would constitute the right kind of a husband. Mother thinks the men were so much more attractive when she was young. She has shown me severe.) daguerreotypes of beaux she had, but.! must say I prefer the onee I have. In her pictures they all have flowing beards and side whisker end.Jopk so boneless, and 'their clothes look too big for them. I wouldn't hurt her feelings for the world, but . I shouldn't want to be seen with one of them under any circumstances, Not that clothes make much difference. 1 don't care how shabby a man's suit la if it looks aa though it had the tight cut. Mol He thinka clothes are everything, She says It doesn't matter ao much what a man MOTHER THINKS THE MEN WERE BO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE WHEN BHB WAS YOUNG. wears, but you can always tell what woman is like by the way she dresses, Bam says you certainty cq In the skirts they are wearing this year. thin, fresh slice each time, rubbing It over the skin and letting the moisture dcy In. MARGARET MIXTBR. The moat deluded mortal in the world is the woman who fancies that much can be gained by scolding or whining or com plaining, t She may seem to gsln her ends for a while (tor at first one will do almost any thing to avoid swallowing a bitter dose); but If she would stop to consider, she would soon discover that every day she has greater cause for scolding, or whining, or complaining, which ever method she adopts, and that as the months roll by an ever In creasing amount is required to accomplish the same reeult Why cannot she realise that, and adopt some pleasanter and more common-sense method? The calm woman will appear young when scolding women of her age are con sidered old, and she will always have an Influence for good where they have no in fluence. Woman's Life. pes It Is Impossible to avoid recognition of the fact that David Lloyd-George Is the central flguro In the present crisis In Hrlt aln. Mr. Asqultlt may takg the lead in directing' the campaign for the aboil ton of the veto of the lords; Mr. Wtnsion-Church-III and Mr. John Burns may deal with the details of progressive social legislation and administration; Mr. Balfour may captain the legions of toryism; Lord Lansdowneand hlv ancient enemy, Lord Rosebery, may stand together as the conservers and pro tectors of "our old nobility;" Mr. Chamber lain from his Invalid's chair may marshal the forces of the tariff reformers; but It Was Lloyd-George and his budget, Lloyd Ueorge and his land taxes, Lloyd-Ueorge and his high-headed and stiff kneed dem ocracy that, started the trouble, stirred up the quarrel and precipitated the crisis. This Welshman is a revolutionist, and thus far 'a successful one. He Is In open rebellion against the existing order and he holds In contempt the most sacred traditions of po litical Britain. ' If he shall succeed In his present campaign there will be a new nation in the "rtuht little, tight little Isl and." The question Is, then. Is Lloyd-George a democrat, as' Ms idolising followers do affirm, or Is lie a demagogue, as his abominating enemies do swear? English men of the pne class admire Asqulth, chuekle over Churchill, and love Lloyd George; while those of the other class de- plOrq Asqulth, despise Churchill and hate Lloyd-George with a fanatic and cealoua hatred. . The lata duke of Rutland once burst into song, giving utterance to that remarkable couplet: Let wealth and commerce, laws and learn, ing die. But leave us- still our old nobility. Others of the aristocratic class have been less frank, perhaps, but they are none the lees earnest and eincere In upholding the peculiar privileges of the aristocracy, which they believe to be the most beneficent of all British Institutions. Mr. Lloyd-George has been quite aa frank as was the Duke of Rutland In upholding his own class the common people. But what was an amdslng Indiscretion on .the part of the noble duke becomes hypocritical demagegism In the Welsh solicitor. There fore, when the chancellor of the exchequer, breaking all laws of political etiquette, said: "A fully equipped duke costs as much to keep up as two dreadnaughts; they aro-Just as great a terror, and they last longer," he was denounced throughout the length and breadth of the kingdom as a rude boor who ought to be barred from All decent society."-" 1 Mr. Joseph JJhanperialn, thirty yeara ago, when he was something or a radical himself, said that ' the members of the Houae of Lords were legislators simply bo- cause of the accident of birth. Shocking a that statement may have been, It was couched in decorous language, and, while the sentiment was deplored, Its author re molned respectable. Mr. Lloyd-George ex pressed the same Idea when he said that the. qualification of a member of the upper chamber of the British legislature con sisted, simply in being "the first of the Utter' For that he was damned as a de generate defamer of the virtue of British women, an indecent and unspeakable social outcast. The speech and manners of Abraham Lir.eoln were plain end homely, to say the least, and some of hbi most telling politi cal sayings were unfit for ears polite, and yet history has attested the force and strength of Lincoln's democraoy, while those who called him demagogue and who ald his manners were crude and his speech obscene, are lost In oblivion. Mr. Lloyd-George may not call a spade a spado, but when ho doee otherwise he refers to it not as "an implement for excavation," but aa a "damned shovel." In both what he says and his manner of saying it, Lloyd-Oeorge is offensive to the gentle and ' upper classes of British so ciety. But it Is not on record that he cares. It Is his purpose to' appeal to the masses, and he I not ' afraid of stirring up class prejudice nor of engendering class hatred. He knows that his opponents always have appealed to class prejudice, and he is quite willing to go as far In one direction as the late lamented duke of Rutland went in the other. After all, it depends entirely upon whether or not this Welsh revolutionist Is a democrat or a demagogue. It is sig nificant, however, that to the privileged all revoluonlsts, not reactionary, are demagogues. It Is only after they are dead and the success of t..eir revolutions Is proved by time that they can hope to claim the untarnished appellation "dem ocrat." CI The Gentle Cynic Be sure you are rlgt, and then prove It, Give a dog a bad name and no one will steal him for his collar, Fortunate is the man who Is right at least half the time. Some people arc never so happy as when they have bad news to tell. Eternal vigilance is tin price of liberty, and It Is constantly going vo. Adam and Eve were doubly unfortunate In not being able to blame their downfall on heredity. The inventor haa never been born who could patent a scheme for making both ends meet. - - EoniS of us have more confidence in each other than we have in ourselves. By the time the average man Is finan cially able to gratify his tastes he hasn't any. To the pessimist the wheel of fortune In variably suffers from a punctured tire. Probably Justice Is represented as being blindfolded because there are times when she Is ashamed to look herself in the face. Shooting folly ae It flies would seem to be a waste of good ammunition. Any English butler will tell you that tbe proof of the pudding is in the heating. What man haa done man will do, In spite of the fact that there' a a lot he shouldn't. The one man in the world who should see In point of frt. It Is what Lloyd-Oeorge says that is objectionable, not the manner of his saying It. Much of his political preaching would be regarded In America as "socialism," but that Is largely because the word "socialism" never means the eame thing in any two plwces. or at any two times. The British people accept, aa a mat ter of course, what Americana would re gard aa the most dangerous of socialistic doctrines, and then reject ae soolallstla things which in America are looked upon as simple common sense. Lloyd-Ooorge Is more radical than Bryan or LaFollette, for the simple reason that Great Britain already haa enacted Into en forcible law everything, and more, of so cial legislation advocated by Bryan or La Follette In their most radical momente. Bryan advocated regulation of railway rates, and LaFollette la fighting for phy sical valuation of railway property. Before either of them nad made any headway with these doctrines, Great Britain already had taken action, except that m Great Britain the government not only regulates railway rates, but It makes the rates and the rail roads have nothing to do with transporta tion tariffs except to charge what the gov ernment says to charge, no more and no less. Municipal ownership, co-operative societies, and many such things are com mon In Britain. ,. If Lloyd-George limited his radicalism to that of Bryan and LaFollette, he would be more reactionary than the opposition lead ers, Balfour and Chamberlain. If Mr. Bal four, as a senator from Rhode Island, and Mr. Chamberlain as a. representative from Illinois, were to make the same speeches in the capitol at Washington that they have made at Westminster, they would be re garded as devout followers of Eugen V. Debs. But that la all because Great Britain a not tow i.nueu btate and British prob lems are not -.merlcan problems. There are political questions In Great Britain upon which Senator Aidrlch and Speaker . ..iioii would take an attitude which the British conservatives Would consider dao geroubly soclalitslc. One great source of confusion is that the Unfted States And Great Britain employ the same outfit of political phrases, but none of them means the same thing in . the other country. It Is radlcal-eoolallam In England to advocate the Imposition of land taxes, yet even the staunoheat tory when Informed that In the United States the telegraphs and express business Is car ried on by private corporations, will declare that America Is uncivilised. In the United States taxation of land Is entirely proper, but government ownership of telegraphs is unthinkable socialism. How radical 'Mr. Lloyd-George la, whether he be democrat or demagogue, may be de-' termined by reading his own words. Dis cussing the land laws and the House of Lords, the crucial questions In tbe British crisis, he said: "The question .Is whether ' five hundred men ordinary men chosen accidentally from among the unemployed should override the deliberate Judgment of millions of people who are engaged In the Industry which' makes the wealth of the country? , "Who ordained that a few should have the land of Britain as a perquisite? . Who made 10,000 people owners of the soil, and the rest of us 'trespassers In the land of our birth? Who Is it who is responsible for the scheme of things whereby one man Is engaged through life in grinding labor to win a bare and precarious subsistence for himself, and when, at the end of hla days, he claims at the hands of the community he served a poor pension of eight pence a day he . can only t it through a. revolu tion, and another man who does not toll, receives evry hour of the day every Jiour of the night, whilst he slumbers, more than his poor neighbor receives In a whole year of toll? Where did the table of the law come from? WhoB finger inscribed it? These are the questions. The answer are charged with peril for the order of things the Peers represent, but they are fraught with rare and refreshing fruit for the parched lips of the multitude who have been treading the dusty road along, whlgh the people have marched through the dark ages which are now 'emerging into tbe light" . , , That Is Lloyd-George' estimation of the ' situation. His slogan Is the abolition of hunger. He demands the emancipation of the people from bondage to the privileged classes. If he Is a demagogue he la utterly without shame. If he is a democrat he la the most thorough-going democrat who ever has occupied a political position of such great power. . bt runuo jr. XASXXIf - Tomorrow The British Crisis. XXX The Church and the Mate. himself tit others see him Is the man with whiskers, v. . in he eats soup. Those who are most accomplleTicd don't always vom)tn ; the most. Few men in rul life ever have quit as much dignity aa n Sutler In a play, : Many a wan irgs his own praise who) has no Idea of harmony ' Perbs.iv dl4.--i.ton Is the better part of valor tx-ceuse It has a commercial vali-A The popularity of many a preacher con sists of Mm) frequency with which he ex-chiiiifft-a pulpits. .' Many a woman's only Idea of economy Is to have her ball gowns cut lower'. . WOMAN'S nmXTMANlTT Hubby Great Scot! Her Tv been unable to sleep wink far two nightg with the heat and hc oi tbe audacity to snore I mm