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Remit by draft, express or poatal order payable to The Bea Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received in payment of mull account. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Dotiglae County, as: OAorae B. Tsachurk, treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, saya that the actual number of full and complete coplea of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of June. 110, waa as louows: 1.. ..43,700 ., 44,150 8.. 43,780 4.. 44,190 t 41.6M 43,80 7 43,700 16. . 17.. IS. . II.. to.. 11.. 22.. 28.. 24.. 25.. It.. 27.. 28. . 29. . 20.. .44,10 , .44,510 ..44.B80 , .41,800 . .444100 . .44,860 , .44,730 . .44,770 . .46,030 ..45,180 . .41,000 ..45,410 . .48,000 , .44,340 t 10 11. , 12.. , 13 14.. , 15 Total Returned ,.43,830 , .44,000 , .43,090 , .44,400 , .41,400 . .44,400 , .44,540 ,.44,410 ..44,880 .1,331,800 . 10,380 Coplea... Net Total Dally Average... ...1,311,180 ... 43,704 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treaeurer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me thle 80th day of June,- lio. M. ,P. WALKER, Notary Public Subscribers leawlaaj the city tern pornrlly should nave ' The Bee mailed to thorn. Address Trill b ebanired as oftea as requested. Dr. Wiley has unconditionally doraed kissing. Oh, you Doc! en i Hoch, der Saengerf ester! Particu larly those who have to. sit on the top teats. "Can Mr. Bryan Come Back?" Why oil He would have no great distance come. When all the states have barred the price fighter, let him go up in the aero plane. .There is his chance. , Tex Rickard is said to favor another go between Jeff and Jack. Why not, did he not get rich by the last one? If they keep on shedding-blood in that anti-saloon fight in Ohio it will not be proper to call it a dry cam palgn. The Baltimore News says every Ju lep has Its day. Yes, and the last one of very series usually puts in a night to boot . The candidate who wanted hit name to appear on four different primary ballots and pay only one filing fee is t least thrifty. "Big moonshine still destroyed In Tennessee." says a news item. Thought they had statewide prohibl tlon down there. Aha! Caught at last! The man who has been selling all those naughty eggs la none other than this Pennsyl vanla railroad man. Commander Peary takes up several pages in a magazine to tell how he knew that lie reached the North Pole. Now we all know it. King George V has to wait for an ther year before he , learns officially that be is ruler of the Britons. Sort of robation, as it-were. The haate of the Water . board to complete the-"Immediate andconipul sory". purchase of the water plant be gun seven years ago Is overpowering. According to JohnD. Rockefeller Jr., the prospepta for a youth beginning life as a newsboy are as good today as ever. Better. Better and v more pa pera. " ... . And now "Jack" Johnson has been announced as candidate for alderman from the Third ward of Chicago. He should have no trouble in fighting bis way through. Another thing Dlai has done for Mexico he has kept It entirely free from the harassing perplexity of the problem. "What will we do with our .ex-presldents?" A. Pittsburg multimillionaire, has bought a 60,000 farm so he may have fresh eggs for breakfast There you are, that is the solution of the high pftced and cold storage e,gg problem. Former Ambassador to Mexico D. E. Thompson is quoted at aaying that Prealdent Taft has not made good. What President Taft would aay about Ambassador Thompson is not stated. The masquerading of candidates for office under false labels Is a deception and a fraud, and anything that will stop It will be In the Interest of good moralt and really repreaentative gov ernment. - Two Brave Men. tinder' the so-called Oregon plan of choosing United States senators, with which the late democratic legislature filleted us here In Nebraska, Intend ing candidates for the legislature are glren three options In filing for places on the official primary ballot They may sign "Statement No. 1," or Statement No. 2," or no statement whatever. Signing "Statement No. 1" fflxes to their names when printed on the ballot this lino "Promises to vote for people's choice for. U S. senator;" for "Statement No. 8" this lino "Will not promise to vote for people's choice for U. 8. senator." and for no state ment no explanatory line. While some of the candidates for legislative nominations have signed Statement No. 1," and the great ma jority have signed no statement what ever, two of them have defied the lightning by signing "Statement No. and filing it with the secretary of state. The official- primary ballot, therefore, In their respective districts will contain these two strange entries: For state senator. Seventeenth district: MadlHon T. Qarlow, republican, Grand Island. "Will not promise to vote for people's holce for U. 8. senator." For state representative. Twenty-fifth dis trict: It. C. Regan, democrat, Platte Center. "Will not promise to vota for people's choice for U. 8. senator." There may be other Instances of Statement No. 8" candidates filing In districts wholly within the county, and therefore not required to file their pa perl with the secretary of state, but those two are apparently authentic. In the case of Candidate Garlow running without opposition In the prl mary, he is already certain of his nom Ination, but In the case of Candidate Regan a competitor Is In the lists who has signed "Statement No. 1," so that we may have an object lesson of the influence on the voters which a straight-out issue on the Oregon plan will present in his district. Other local conditions may, of course, be par amount in this district, but still it will be interesting to watch and see which Is stronger as a vote-getter, "State ment No. 1" or "Statement No. 2." England Still Ahead. American police are professing con siderable merriment at the expense of the British and Scotch police for let ting Dr. Crlppen, the alleged wife mur derer, get away after they had him In their clutches. Especially are they laughing at Scotland Yard, the vaunted secret service stronghold of the world. The officers of Great Britain have apparently made a botch of this Job; Scotland Yards detectives had Crlppen. in their hands and let him sing a soft song of grief to them which com pletely diverted their minds from the thought of his guilt. But the Ameri can police are not quite warranted in laughing at' this mistake, for they have been where their cousins over the sea are too often to make this a. real funny Joke. In the long run the United States has had no room to boast over Great Britain in the matter of capturing and convicting criminals. .. When 'It comes to getting the man, convicting and sentencing him, Great Britain has been far in the lead. Its police may sometimes be slow in making arrests but its wheels of Justice, we have ob served,, move rather swiftly and or dinarily, when it becomes clear that the captive Is reslly guilty, little time elapses between his capture and im prisonment, or whatever the penalty may be. The courts of Great Britain have not '.ontrlved as many ways of delaying trials as have the courts of this country and they pay scant heed, comparatively, to the prodigious technique of law as a means of miti gating the punishment of crime. Whether Dr. Crlppen is ever cap tured or not, if he is it Is a foregone conclusion that his guilt or innocence will bo determined in Yery short order and If guilty he will be brought speed ily to his Just reward. Minnesota Democrats. Minnesota democrats, not unlike democrats in many other elates, are, It seems, willing to do anything this year to win. Apparently a majority of them are determined to force for mer Governor John Llnd to run against Governor Eberhart on any platform-Mr. Llnd may suggest or out line, their sole thought being that he is the only democrat in the state who could possibly be elected. It must be said for Mr. Lind that he displays little more consistency than those who are importuning him to make the race, and It is not at all unlikely that hit consistency is tinctured with wisdom, for he is thoroughly familiar With Minnesota politics. Mr. Lind has written a formal letter declaring to the democrats, "Your can didate I cannot be." Then in a sig nificant little postscript, sort of an after-thought, as it were, he adds: ''Moreover, if I did run, it would have to be on a county option platform." But that has not stopped the im portunate leaders who want to remain at the official pie-counter and, not withstanding the fact that the demo cratic party of Minnesota is on record against county option, itt members in the last legislature so voting, evidently Mr. Llnd's prescription does not feaze them. Come on, county option and all, anything to win Is their apparent answer to him. Nor is thlt readlnesa to renounce its own record the only evidence the party has given of Its "anything to win" policy. Mr. Llnd happens to be a member of the University Board of Re gents, and under the law of the state holds that he Is not eligible to nom- Ination, but his democratto brethren cry, In effect, then shove the law to one side and run anyway. It is a desperate situation for the democrats of the North Star state. They are grimly trying to hang onto the power they gained through the three successive elections of the late Governor Johnson, upon whoso death a republican lieutenant governor, Mr Eberhart, became governor. The reason why John Llnd Is picked out is because he is a Scandinavian, as also is Governor Eberhart But Governor Lind was defeated for re-election In 1900 by Samuel R. Van Sant, who was not a Scandinavian, and his nomina tion this year would by no means be equivalent to election, particularly since Governor Eberhart Is making the office and himself very popular with the voters. Nicaraguan Nonsense. It is not surprising that a Zelaya cabinet has been formed under Madria as president of Nicaragua, for there was never any serious belief that the man Secretary Knox denounced as a tyrant lost all his influence when he lost his office. When elevated to the presidency Madrlz was received either as the recognized ally of Zelaya, or as the subtle Instrument, and, In any event, too weak to assert a positive will against his predecessor. It la natural, therefore, that the new cabinet should be "bitterly anti-Amer-, lean," but it only denotes still further the utter lack of common sense and Judgment that is controlling Nica ragua. It la only a republlo in name, a weak, unpopular little nation that Is wasting its substance In riotous pas sion and prejudice against a nation with which it could never hope to compete in any test of strength. It Is absurd for Nicaragua to delude itself with the belief that any effort it might exert could obstruct or impede the progress of American trade and influ ence in South America. The United State is going ahead down there re gardless of anything Nicaragua may wish or will, and the most it could do would be to get in line and follow on, picking up what advantages It might from contact with such a power. Washington has been exceedingly tolerant of the Zelaya and Madrlz perfidy, so much so, In fact, that it has invited criticism from some of Its own people. It ill becomes an Impotent na tion, with not enough virility left to quell one of Its own civil revolts, to challenge the enmity of the most pow erful of governments. What can it really matter, after all, whether the new cabinet and the new minister are "bitterly anti-American" to any nation but Nicaragua T Certainly the United States has nothing to lose by such un friendliness. And no other power is in a position to say a word, i To Stop the Ballot Fraud. The editor of The Bee has Instituted a suit in the district court for Lancas ter county to prevent illegal duplica' tlon of names of candidates for nomi nation on the official ballot-In the im pending primary election. The fraud, whose perpetration has been at tempted, consists bf the filing of appll cations to go on the ballot under one party heading, and the subsequent filing of petitions and acceptances to go on the other party ballots without paying the prerequisite filing fee as required by law. The editor of The Bee protested the filings of democratto presidential elec tors under populist labels two years ago, but the matter of separate filing fees was not involved because candi dates for presidential electors are not required to pay any filing fees at all. It is not the purpose of The Bee to try a law suit in its own columns, but it is not out of place to advise the pub lic what Its editor is trying to do for the protection of tfie ballot and to pre vent a deception on the voters. The Bee has time and again de nounced the flagrant, abuse by which the democrats of Nebraska have been enabled to misbrand their candidates and steal votes which do not belong to them, and which they could not get under their true colors. We believe that any legitimate move to stop this abuse is Justified and entitled to the approval and support of all good cltt tens who favor a square deal. Our amiable democratic content porary quotes with great glee this ex presslon from the speech of Senator Brlstow: It la only a queatlon of time until the col lapse will come. When It doet come an Industrial panto will be precipitated that may ahake the industrial stability of the nation. We have had panics periodically from the commencement of the repub lic, and doubtless will have more from time to time, but why should the World-Herald feel so happy about it? The Water board is now talking about floating that ft, 500,000 of water bonds voted last year as a pop ular loan. Why go to all thla trou ble? Just let each of the six mem bers of the Water board take $1,000, 000 of the bonds and the remaining $500,000 may possibly be disposed of. Challenging the other fellow to a debate In order to work the newspa pers for a little free political advertis ing Is getting to be in the same class with the stolen-dlamonds story which the theatrical press agent keeps in stock. But when the newspapers get onto the game they will cease to bite. In behalf of Candidate Metcalfe it is urged that no one should hold It up against him because he did not file earlier. Associate Editor Metcalfe did not file earlier because Editor I Bryan was In. Europe, and he had to watt for Mr. Bryan mind for him. to make up his Another child a victim to the auto mobile In Omaha. How many more Uvea mutt be sacrificed before the mayor and council act and require auto drivers to prove their qualifica tions and be licensed before being per mitted to take out a machine? The Grand Trunk officials use the same argument that has been used by railroads in every strike of late years "We have eliminated the strikers from the situation; the strike is over." Such bluffing seldom does any good. Making? Vat a dharlaare. Denver Republican. Reports from the corn belt all go to- In dicate that the basis for the pone and the hasty pudding la doing Its level best to overcome the shortage of the wheat crop. Worklaar Beth Bides of Road. New York Tribune. North Dakota seems determined to pre serve Its- reputation for broadmlndedneee. Having two senators to elect this year It has chosen in the primaries a wild insur gent and an out-and-out regular, and each "by an overwhelming majority." . Always an Hla Job. Cleveland Leader. Doee anybody claim that Secretary Wil ton isn't working at hla JobT Right in the midst of the heated term he oomes out with a froe volume of hammock literature, entitled: "The Intracellular Ensymet of Penlcllllum and Aaperglllas With Special Reference to Those of Penicllilqm Camem bertl." Keeping- Monopoly Morlag, Baltimore American. The Beef trust it to be prosecuted anew by the government, and 500 member of In dependent companies are meeting In 8t. Louis to break the grasp of the Oil trust. No wonder the masters of monopoly are sending up one unanimous pethetlo wall to the effect that all they want It to be let alone. Corporations Par Up. Boston Herald. Treasury returns show that there Is but about $800,000 unpaid of the assessed cor poration tax of over 927,000,000, that half of thla hat been leglmately abated, and that there Is reasonable expectation that the other half will be paid by the end of the month. Wat there ever an Income tax on Individuals to speedily and generally collected? A earn Old Fighter. Philadelphia Bulletin. The pertinacity and resiliency of Speaker Cannon, in the face of warnings, physic! and partisan, will be credited unto him as a game and well seasoned veteran of many a Conn let, even by those who distent from hla pollclea and dislike htm as a factional leader. But In the nature of things he must slow up In hla pace, reduce his temperature and leave forays against the enemy to younger combatants If he would live to be an octogenarian. He wat born In 1838. of mild Quaker parents. COURTESY OH THUS 'PHONE. How the Companies Conld Help the Movement Along;. Indianapolis Newt. Advertising has worked and It still work ing wonders. Itt limits have not yet been reached, and one may wejl doubt If they have ever been' approached. And yet it la dlffloult not to have a feeling of skep ticism concerning the effort of the New York Telephone company to instill courtesy into Itt subscribers by advertising. It it never pleasant to have Our attention called to our faults, but in this case it it done in such in impersonal way that it may per haps not prove offensive. The New York advertisements ask: ' Would you ruan Into an office or up to tne door or a reeiaenoe ana oiurt out "Hello! Hello! Who am I taking to?" and then, when you receive a reply, follow up your wild,, diaoourteous salutation with "I don't want you; get out of my way; ; want to talk to Mr. Jones." Would you? We most certainly would not! None of ut. And for various reasons. Aside from the danger - of getting ourselves thrown Into the street for doing anything of the kind, It it not. customary for people to act in that way. However, grouchy and grumpy or disappointed we may feel. It doea not even occur to ut to act to. But with telephone receiver at the eajr it never seams to occur to many people to act in any other way. In the first place it it tafe; and In the second It lacks that personal contact which makes more or less for decent man ners. Few of the facilities of modern lift art of greater convenience than the telephone, but for all tbat the telephone like other things Is not perfect. We do not always get the number we ask for, or we are irri- tatlvely delayed In getting It. It it not pleasant to sit with a receiver to the ear, even for a very few minutes. Tne inter mittent buzsee and raucous rattles Jar our nervea, so that when we do finally get the number we art after wt are in no mood for the amenities' of telephony, important ea they unquestionably are.' Furthermore, when wt do not get the desired connection promptly and properly we generally have a suspicion born, alas, of experiences that central haa not done Ha whole duty in the promises. Central, like the telephone itself, Is not perfect. Nor is it reasonable to x petit it to be any more than It ta reason able to expect the subscribers to be. But after all wt ought to try to realise that It is really a person at the other end of the wire we are talking to not just the Instrument, If wt do that wt ahall hesitate to Indulge In forma of speech that we never ust when speaking to people face to face, Our Birthday Book July as, mo. James Cardinal Gibbons, the highest pre late of the Roman Catholic church in this country, waa born July 23, U21. at Bait! more. The cardinal retains hit residence in Baltimore and frequently officiates lu the cathedral there. Albert Shaw, editor of the Review of Reviews, is just U years old. Ht was born at Shandon, O., and graduated at Iowa ool lege at Grtnnell. He used to be editorial writer on the Minneapolis Tribune, and haa become an authority on municipal govern ment, ta say nothing of having made magnificent success of his magazine. Jamee Speyer, the big New York banker, waa born July , 1861. Ha Is a ntlve of New York and it In charge of the American branch of the famous banking house which he has established also In many European capitals. U. Fred Elsasser. former county treas urer, is ii years old today. He waa born In Chicago, and la a barber by trade. Hit iuat public Jub waa that of superintendent of the county hospital. He hat been also In the ooal business and In the reetauran business. Joe B. Rcdfield, vice president and secre tary of the Klopp-Bartlelt company, print era and book binders, wat bora July i3. 1874, hrre in Omaha. He started to learn the printers' trade at 12 years of age and waa a Journeyman at 18. In Other Lands Ma Ugkte ea Wnat la Trans. ptrtBg Among the Hear sad Vat jratteat of the Berth. A notable review of the economia devel opment of Germany appears In a late num ber of the Quarterly Review. Conditions hitherto remarked in separate parts are grouped tnd their relative Importance con sidered. It la made olsar by this showing that agrloulturt hat lost itt predominant position at an occupation In Germany. In IMS tht agricultural population was 18,600,- 000, and In 1907, 17,680,000. In the same per iod tht number engaged In mechanical industrial pursuits, increased from ,AO0O to M.SSO.OOO. The lost in agricultural popu lation has been more than balanced by Im proved agricultural methods. Thlt Is strikingly shown In the statement that with 2,000,000 less population than In im, there wat harvtated In 1901 6.000,000 more tons of ctrtala and 2S,Ooo,ooo more tont of potatoet than a quarter of a century ago. The productive output of the farms has been doubled with less manual power, and the valut of the output greatly enhanced. Commercially the writer ahows that Ger many'! exports and Imports In im were worth. In round numbers $2,200,000,000, and in 1908 $3,604,000,000. In the last named year the balance of trade was $joo,ooo,ooo. According to the writer, German's com mercial success is largely due to the per fection of the organisation of syndicstes by which products rather than manufac turing establishments are controlled. Tht syndicates secure the trade, fix the prices for the merchandise and distribute tht or der! among the various mills and factories. He doet not say that cost of production Is materially less in Germany than it la in Great Britain, but emphasizes the fact of important economies affected through commercial co-operation and system. "Every effort," he says, "is made to avoid waate and overlapping and the economies affected art atated to be very great." The life of the dethroned shah of Per sia it not at distressing at that which usu- lly befalls monarch forcibly routed out of a Job. With a snug annual grant of money from tht Persian treaaury the fallen tuccessor of Xerxet and Darlua occupies palace at Odessa surrounded with a chosen society whose varied conversation pleases and instructs him. The shah is now studying Russian, and it la said is already able to read Tolstoy, Dostolevskl and Gorki in the original. He attends the' Rus sian law courts and sees with more of sad ness than surprise that the osar'a Judges are a corrupt at were his own magistrates In Persia. Ht is attending a course at the University of Odessa, and has entered into the study of medicine, counting upon win nlng a diploma as doctor. If his former subjects do not recall him he Intends, It It said, to practice this dangerous art, at taching himself to some hospital. He has already operated on some of the members of hla household. It is thus that ha will preserve the privilege accorded only to ab solute sovereigns and to physicians, the dispensation of lite and death. Despite the professions of teal in the cause of race perpetuation, French laws place a greater value on animal life than on child life. A writer In the Paris Mttin ravealt a distressing aspect of rural life In the village of Auvercne, distant fourteen miles from the nearest town, where fifteen children died of diphtheria within a short space of time. Tht peasants are poor, and call a physician from the distant town only In, cases of extreme urgency, mostly when it it too late. "But," sayt the writer. 'suppose a peAtant has a cow . which he suppose hat got tuberculosis, what hap pens? He gives notice to the village burgo master; the latter passes It on to the pre fect, and the prefect ordert the veterinary surgeon of the nearest town to examine the animal. What doet the peasant have to pay? Not a cent. The veterinarian draws hla fixed $6 a visit from the state. What is even better, if the cow haa to be destroyed the farmer geta a compensation, acimetlmes exceeding the value of the beast "To save a diseased cow," the writer ex claims, "the official machine works at full speed, but to save a French child not dollar la sacrificed!" The two cities In this country which were deprived of their elective mayors recently might profit by the example of a German community. Tht city of Madgeburg wants an expert to manage itt affairs and goes about getting one through the business medium of advertising. Thlt advertisement appears conspicuously in German news papers: . "The place of mayor of Madge burg it vacant The salary is 31,000 marks ($6,2G0) a year, including the rental of dwelling in tht city ball. Besides hit salary the Incumbent will receive 4,000 marks ($1,000) for hit official expedses Candidates should apply before September 1." The practice of hiring expert officials wherever obtainable It no novelty In Ger many, where sometimes two cltle bid in competition witrt eacn otner ror a par ticularly capable man. The Madgeburg case attracts special attention, as it is tne first large city to advertise in filling so prominent an office. The retiring mayor. Dr. Lenta, waa lately promoted to be Prus sian minister of finance. in these daya when partisan! tound the knell of doom of England unless the peers are permitted to "save the empire," and landlords escape taxation, an unexpected Job of gloom Is thrown into the melancholy situation by one of the "noble lords" who hat not hitherto taken high rank aa humorist. ( Thlt noble pillar of the empire hat risen to assert that unless the fine old sport of fox hunting across country I kept up, the kingdom is doomed. But the noble lord teemt to have been unfortunate In tht occasion of his statement tor an opposition paper. In referring to bit speech. makes the concls comment that ht waa "obviously In hit element at the puppy show of the Wilton hunt" at which the speech waa given. A new source of radium supply has been discovered In Turkestan. Radium bearing uranium ore haa already been obtained in considerable quantities. The native miners have found that cuts and other wounds take a long time to heal. In other mines art very quickly cured by applying a small quantity of powdered uranium ore to tht spot Riches of Nebraska. 8loux City Tribune. Nebraska, a little mora than 200 by 400 mllea in extent, containing U,00u,000 acres of land, with only one-third of the area In cultivation, produced last year agi (cultural and manufactured products worth at the market value $&0,000,000. A full average corn crop would have raised this aggregate to 700,0u),000. This means approximately $700 for each man, woman and child In the state. Of this tremendous Income, mostly from food products, $7,000,000 was from but ter, $15,000,000 from eggs and IW.OOu.OOO from poultry. The one state of Nebraska Is producing more than is produced and pur chased by tht S5,O00,O00 people in Japan. Mediation at tko Brlak. Washington Herald. Mr. James Rudolph Garfield dellghta to lead ua to the brink of perdition every day or so; but It must be set down to "Jimmie'a" credit that he never yet baa pushed us la. POLITICAL DRIFT. Thus srske the heartless New York Fun, "Who will care for Bryan now?" In an open letter published In a dosen Oi-orgla papers. Congressman iiarnwica glvee thirteen reasons why Tom Watson it entitled to a front teat In the Ananias club. One of staunchest supporters of Cannon- Ism In congress and In Illinois. Conrrtst- man Henry M. 8ns pp, has retired from the race for renomlnatlon In tht Eleventh dlt trict. John Worth Kern of Indiana boldly de clares that whoever started the etory that he would cease to be a candidate for United States senator and take a $1S.00 a year corporation Job, "hat batt In hit head." Tht cottontox of New Jereey regard the suggestion of College President Woodrow Wilson ts a democratic candidatt for gov ernor at too blue for their red blood, and are ripe for war on political silk stockings. A memorial statue of Thomas Brtkett Reed, Maine'a famous statesman and speaker. It to bt unveiled at Portland, Aug- utt 1. Congressman Samuel W. McCall of Massachusetts will deliver the oration. The democratle governor of Colorado haa called a special session of the legislature for the express purposes of giving legisla tive effect to party promises made In the platform. Evidently the governor flouts the notion that "platforms trt made to get In on." Walt Mason had a ahortarm Interview with Uncle Jot tt Emporia, Kan., last week, and pent thlt at one of his Impres sions: "There It but one thing In the world that teemt worth while to Speaker Cannon, and that la politics. All hit Jokes art polit ical jokes; all hit stories have a bearing upon politics; all hit reminiscences are po litical. It It useless to try to Interest him In anything else. If he had to ttay alone in a library for a day at would die of ennui. Hit toul yeama for the thunder of the captalna and tht shouting." Embesslera ot Power. New York Preat. Mr. Bryan continual hit noble effort to strengthen the democratic party In Ne braska by reducing Itt numbers. Ho hat Issued hit edict that nlnt senators shall net bt rt-elected because they do not Interpret the party platform at ha doet With refer ence to the Initiative and the referendum, and are, therefore, in hit conciliatory phrase, "embesslen of power." Mr. Bryan hat not had a chance to ahow how faithful he would be to a party plat form on which he waa elected alnce the early nineties. Then he practically repu diated his party and went over to populism plunging his party Into a slough of defeat In which he hat done hit best to keep it His practice of political ethlca makes hit preaching on that aubjeot ludicrous. Talks for people About five years ago the Common wealth Edison company of Chicago took up newspaper advertising. The first appropriation wasn't very large, but it was enough to keep the advertisements running regularly in the newspapers, telling the people of Chicago about the electrical appli ances which would Increase the con venience of their homes and about the cleanness and safety of electric light ing. . Fortune favored them from the first because they started right. They called in a good advertising man, got him to write the copy, backed him up in his plans and allowed him to place the advertising where it would do the most good in the leading newspapers of Chicago. The company increased the appro priation from time to time as the re turns became greater, until they are now spending $100,000 a year. When a company like the Common wealth Edison increases its advertising appropriation from a few thousand to a hundred thousand dollars there la something in it, don't you think so? Isn't It pretty good evidence that ad vertising, when it is done right, pays, and pays big? Yysr lhie EITHER IN MAHOGANY, WALNUT OR OAK n? inn uinh Rr. UT l uu niyn ui auc nanus At the 36th Summer Sacrifice Sale of. the 1 A. Hospe Co., 1513 Douglas St. $1.25 Per Week With Free Fire Insurance Certificate and. Free Death Certificate. All the $350, $325 and $300 Pianos Go at One Price G234.GO A variety of five high grade piauos to select from,, either in mahogany, burl, walnut, golden and English: oak cases. Every Piano Fully Guaranteed for 25 Years. . Beautiful scarf and stool included free. ,. This is unquestionably the greatest Piano offer of the season. One hundred pianos placed in this summer-sacrifice sale, that sell regularly for $300, $325, $350, $375 and $400, all go at One Price of $234.50 on terms less than rental payments of only $1.25 per week. , Tiieae pianos are taken from our regular stock Not a Spe. clal PUno nought Cheap! for Bale Parpoee. Some of these pianos represent makes tbat we have handled for over 30 years and are the best that money cart buy. OUR FREE OFFER With every piano sold during- this sale we will furnish, free of change a fire insurance certificate to cover the value of the piano. If you should hare a fire we will replace the piano with nother equally good Instrument, without any cost to you. As an Insurance, in race- of tleatlt, nliould the head of th family pats away, wx will give a receipt in full to the rightful heir for the Piano. Every purchaser of a piano wants the best they can get for the amount invested and you have only to see these pianos to ap preciate the great value we are giving you In this summer sacri fice sale. You owe it to yourself to see these pianos before buy ing elsewhere. $1.25 PER WEEK FOR A HIGH GRADE PIANO. A. HOSPE CO., SMILING REMARKS. Io you think alrshlpa could be n ,l effectively In warfareT ,,., "Thev mlKht. repugn m m'i""i . -n, "if we could provide the airships n, Induce the enemy to go up in i"-,.,. -Washington Star. -ft , , .. narvnlll Yllll rtllltt i ou are uwumij . -- - - accustom yourself to startling and diKic abin noises." t4 n, , ... That I oasv sain, one, uui "Why loam to ride a motorcycle."-Cl-- e land Plain Dealer. f'ens.ia Takcr-What did you aay youf nam la? .... r tr .iniinmoi Krtltor or Tno ...mmy - - : Ceniua Taker-What difference does it make whether l am jonn-uii ...,, v,?v .nt to answer the question 1 ask or t arrested. What did you say jour name Is? Somervllle Journal. . . Bnnn. Mn vernation." snld then whn care for card.. "Only temporarily, rri'"e. - .".. I.... . K..r the remarks It Insplree hftir the game breaks up.' -WashlnUm Star. ' T suppns It Is our natural contrrlnc which makes ua Co such paradoxical tlilnat." "Huch as what?" . ' . 'Am mikM us lira- for things v. hen wt trt ahort." Baltimore American. He-Golnir to marry the rich Jack Ham mond? Why, I thoua-ht he had thrown all his monry to the dos. She So he did; but they turned out to be retrievers. L.ondon M. A. P. ( "You are charged witrt allowing rout family onlv 16 cents a day for sustenanc. "That's nil I do allow, your honor, and ''"Eno'uTho fed a wife and six children?" "So I contend." "Five hundred dollars for contempt. No--body an call this court a fool and gel away with lt"Phlladelphla Ledger. The editor was trying to placate an in dlgnant statesman. . . "All v.e said about you In the paper, Mr. Krakajak." he assured him, "was that yoil seemed to have tn inadequatt tense of proportion." ' ...' . - Not by a blamed elffht!" roared the caller. "What you said about me was that I seemed to have an Inadequate proportion of sense!" Chloago Tribune. LITTLE .SLEEPY BOY. CHILDHOOD. 'Come lay thy head oft mother's breast. Dear little sleepy boy; A omfjr song of slumb'rous rest She'll sing to her sleepy boy; Sing of the Rock-a-bye Land where he -. May Softly enter and bide a wee. . Dreaming hla dreams of the Is to be, The dear little sleepy boy. MANHOOD. Come lay thy head on God't broad, brcaat Dear little sleepy boy; A sweet old ebng of wondrous rest He'll ting to Hit sleepy noy. Sing of the Hush-a-byt Land so true, Just over there in the endless blue. Where Elyslan joys await him, too. The dear ltle sleeepy boy. J. E. FRET. who sell things Doesn't. It also go to show that any thing that ia of use to the family or Individual can be advertised success- . fully. If It is advertised right T , People will respond to good news paper advertising anywhere,' in Chi cago or in Omaha. People want, and" are willing to pay for, things which in crease their comfort and convenience ' and add a little to the pleasure of living. It is up to the merchants and busi ness men to show them and convince' them but your advertising' must be interesting and tell a straight story it must be Intelligent and honest and straightforward before you can hope to convince an intelligent public. Habbard en Advertlslasr. "Advertising It tht education of the pub lic, at to who you art and what you have to offer In the way of skill, talent or com modity," tayt Etbert Hubbard In the June Philistine. "Let the truth be known about your -businest. "The only man who should not advertise Is the one who hat nothing to offer In way of service, or one who cannot make good. "All such should seek tht friendly thelter l of oblivion, where dwell those who, , shrouded in' Stygian shades, foregather gloom, and are out of the game. "Not to advertise la to be nominated for ' membership in tht Down-and-Out club. i V r