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REAL ESTATE
fa rm and HAru i.au ron ltR
REAL ESTATE WANTED
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Sarpy County Snap
A beautiful I onus highly Improved. 160
rrtiL fine land; 10 miles to tn,a-''" 1
miles to smith Omaha stock yards. irlc
(f sold quirk, $160 per acre.
C. R Combs
101
to 111 Hrandela Theater Bldg.
FOR ALE-iany 7 acre In Cedar Va.
ley. one mile from Cedar Rapids, Neb.;
od home. Address Mrs. Alice it. louog.
cedar Kaplds, Nebraska.
A BEAUTIFUL. I'LATTB COUNT
FA KM HOUSE,
ltd acre with modern Improvements, near
up-to-date town of 1H.0UU people, ideal lo
cation. Till" la In tne heart of the corn
belt and good Investment and fine home.
Add'rens P. O. Box mi. Columous. Neb.
TEN THOUSAND acres of corn, winter
wheat and alfalfa land for sale In large
and small farm In Miennan. Custer and
Buffalo counties Write for prices. J. T.
Campbell. Litchfield, Neb.
. FOR SALbi Improved atock farm,
300
.im: CuHler county irow vvj biouuh
per acre; no trade. Box A. Oconto.
Neb.
North Dakota.
THE BEAT TRACT OF FARM LANDS
In North Dakota at from IS to . per uere.
And near new town on Milwaukee extension
from McLaughlin to New bngland. Ann
lands In Montana and Minnesota. old on
msv frms and Juxa the thing lor the
farmer or Investor. No trades. Allawirl Val
ley Land Co., Dickinson. N. D.
A iTINR NORTH DAKOTA RANCH. IfiO
ncres all fenced, 40 acre crop. lot) tons hay.
I0 bu. oatK. good house, barn, granary,
three springs, acres, all fenced. Joining
"leased." best stock ranch In country; price
14 (WO. This Is a fine proposition. Also other
good bargains. Sampson Land Co., Rhame,
M. D.
Oregon.
3.M PER ACRE)
E 000 acres in Minnesota's great clover
belt,, price, i.60 per acre; biggest bargain
SCHWAB BROS..
123 Guaranty Bldg., Minneapolis. Minn.
BUY farm lands now. they are dally In.
creasing In value. There Is a limited
mount of land, but no limit to the future
population. The Paclflo Northwest Is the
present land of opportunity. Wo have a
fine I ssortment of farms, some of which
will suit you. Write us today, stating your
requirements, and we will mail you full
particulars free. The Card Realty A Inv.
Co.. 626 Henry Bldg., Portland, Ore.
HOMESEEKERS come to Oregon where
there are no storms, cyclones or failure of
crops. ' 120 acres, 25 In cultivation, oouom
land, 2 fair houses, I barns,, good orchard,
timber and pasture, 8 miles to railroad.
Price 3.SO0. Write for list of other bar
gains in stock, ' grain, fruit and poultry
ranches In the Grand v Willamette Valley.
Henry .Ambler, Philomath. Ore.
Taut
S.OOO acres In' town on new railroad. In
one of the rlrhxnt (drminl counties In Cen
tral Texas, for 114 per acre; $6,000 cash,
15,000 In HO days, $5,000 January 1. 1911. easy
terms on balance of the purchase price;
will give release for every sale aubdl vision
from town lot to farm and accept pro rata
amount yet due for purchase money; ex
perts estimate a profit of $76,000 in ten
niontns. K. J. Islington, Mexita, lex.
4.0014 acres fine level hog wallow plains
farm land near the thriving city of Amar
lllo, Texas, which Is destine to be the
city of the northwest; soil as rich as could
be desired and .water la abundance. Price,
25 per acre;, will exchange for good mer
chandise or business property. Joe J.
Mlckle Land Co., Memphis, Texas.
TWO tracts . of land of 240 acres
each, located about ten miles southwest of
Houston In the best farming community In
Harris county; Westhelmer shell road and
railroad station within half mike; price $E0
per acre; adjoining land being sold at from
$75 to $100 per acre; complete description
and map. on request. , A. C. Swanson & Co.,
Mason Bldj., Houston, Tex.
I Wisconsin.
FOR BALE cheap 151-acre farm, with
buildings; 20 acres cleared; no rocks, no
stumps, no waste land; bordering on pice
lake, with all kinds of fish for half mile;
a very nice summer home as well as a
farm; must sell on account of poor health.
Price, $2,600. Address Herman Klemm,
Mlnong, Wis.
80-ACRE Improved farm for $1,600. This
farm has 20 acre cleared free of stumps
ard under cultivation; land Is level; good
clay loam, soil, clay subsoil; no stone; has
SO acres of heavy hardwood and birch.
no unuirbrUHh In the timber; balance of
land easy to clear. This farm borders on
a beautltul lake with good fishing. It has
a new frame house with 7 rooms all com
plete ready to move Into; and a new stable,
16x26. Farm Is located six miles irom
Cumberland and three milts from Bar
ronett; Id a well settled tanning country:
UermaiiB end Americana; on main traveled
roaa. near school, churches and creamery.
There is timber enough on this farm that
when aold will pay the interest and taxes
fur five years. , Terms tM camli, balance
on time to suit purchaser. We also own
another ky ol unimproved laud that Joins
tma (arm in case you want more land.
bond for our special list of other farms and
timber land we own, also our book on
northwestern Wisconsin. We are located
in Barron county, 78 mile northeast of St.
Paul. Address Wisconsin Colonization Co.,
cumoeriana, wis.
Aliaeellaaeoas,
HAVE XOU A FAKte fU SALE OR
TRAP-Ef Or do you want to buy oneT
Make your want know through TUB D&d
MOINEb CAPITAL, IBs want medium of
Jom. Mates: f. cut a word lor each laser
tlon, oant a line, 70 eni an lnoo. Cb
cuialion. 41.UU0. laruesi ul any Iowa dailv.
iilva wa a trial. Address XI Capital, Lamt
111.1 u ugiwa, low,
BARNES COUNTY. NORTH DAKOTA,
No. 1 WJ0 acrea fine Improved Barm,
Barnes county, North Dakota, six miles
Iroru town, about $8,uu0 worth of improve
ments. 600 acres In crop and must be sold
by July. 1st. Ptioe IM.wo with on cron
canli IJ.W and $l,0UO December lm, balance
82.OU0 yearly, ten years. This is a snap
tor some one.
OTTER TAIL COUNTY. MINNESOTA.
No. t-240 aorea, lfi& acres under cultiva
tlon. balance pasture and timber, good
ouiiuings, nine-room nouse, stone cellars,
larne barn, hay tort, two good wells, good
oil. Five miles from Perham, Minn., Vs
nine to scnooi ana i' nines to church. A
snap at J.'i w per acre.
No. 8 .KJ acres, four miles -from Perham
Minn., good -black soil, clay sub soli. $r,oo0
worth of improvements. t)U0 acrea in crop.
balance paxture a nd good timber. Price
ll.vw per acre.
KIDDER COUNTY, 'NORTH DAKOTA,
No. 4 0 acres, one mile north of Daw
sun. N. D., fin Improvements, 400 acres
In crop, black loam soli, clay sub soil. Must
lie sold, '4 of crop It sold at once. Price
1 10 per acre. - .
No. 5400 acres about 4V miles N. E. of
Dawson. N. l.. e-rooni house, large barn,
sheep shed, granary, well and windmill.
No better-farm In central North Dakota,
Mortgage $,Wlu. $a,400 for equity. These
are subject to sale and change of price
without notice. Andrews all letters to E. C
Hunt, 6U Temple court, Minneapolis,
Minn. . .
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REAL ESTATE LOANS
- GARVIN BROS.. Sd floor N. Y. Life, tut
10 iiw.uju on iraprovea property. ro dels
WANTED City loan Peter Trust Ce
WANTED City loans end warranta
Farnam Smith A Co., ltM Farnara St.
W
MONEY TO LOAN Payne Investment Ce
LOANS to bom owner end bom build
era with privilege of making partial par
uwis Bniisnnuaiiy.
W. 11. THOMAS.
808 first NaflouaJ itnlt Bid
1100 to 110.000 mad promptly- .
Waud Bldg.. Utth an4 Faraam.
D. Wea
$600 to $6,008 en bomee In Omaha. (VKeefa
Real Estate Co.. KM N. T. Life. Douglas
r A.llM. ---...
REAL ESTATE. WANTED
WE ITAVE BUYERS FOR
6. 8 and T-room house. If prices are right
ran eelt vour property for vow.
NOWATA LAND AND 1IT CO,
Suit S4 N, I. Life Bldg. ,
WANTED Good rental property. ti,Kt
M.tioo. for choice vacant lot or lota, one
third to one-half the value, balance spo
cash. Ulve particulars ut property offered
Adtiresa U art, I'e.
SWAPS
lo acres land in El Taso county, Colo
rado, all fenceil, every Incn of It tillable,
well aettled all around It. Clear, i'rlce
tAnu. Want a-room house, nortn end pre
ferred. Will autumn A reasonable Incum
brance-
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO.,
M New York Life Bldg.
Phone Ked 11W9.
(40 ACRES extra level land, close) to rail
road. In Box Bull county, Nebraska; will
txclianK" for merchandise; price. M per
sore, will carry ICuuu, A. iu Tbompeua,
Boldrace. Neb.
DOUBLE! apartment house. S rooms each;
one of the choicest , locations In Omaiia.
Rents Ta per year. Price. I7.UU0. Want
land or vacant lots In Omaiia.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
twtt New York Life BIO.
WE can trade anything:, smywhere'.
LATHROP & TOB1N.
D. 205. 421 Bee.
WE handle exchanges of properties of
merit. 11AKHY 11. CULVER. 808-810 N. Y.
Life Bldg. Phone Douglas 8t&.
TAILORS
rOH evening functions full dress ia the
rule, and to get It made right eco k.4 Tblal
Tailor. 519 8. llth Bt,
WANTED TO BUY
BE8T PRICK paid for second-hanj
furniture, carpets, clothing ana aueeai
Phone Douglas wvc
fcafes Ou large and one medium else
tale, state sise and price. M x0 Bee.
BEST price for BROKEN WATCHEi
OKLUold. etc. NATHAN. 1U a lUhbt.
BEST prices for Id-hand olotblng. D. $440.
WANTED to buy a second-hand butcher
shop outfit. Address George Oaver, Mis
souri Valley, loWa.
WANTED TO RENT
We Are Getting Numerous Calls
For Houses of All Sixes. List With Us.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
CM N. T. Life Bldg. Phone Red 1SML
WANT to rent house about ten rooms.
mvrim with barn: West Farnara dlstnot
prefered; family of two; can give best of
reference. Address A-469 tee
A iJEWLT married couple would like to
rent your furnished home for summer
months. Address W 434 Bee.
WANTEDTO BORROW
$900 at 10 per cent for one year, on nicely
located lots worth esslly $2,000. Will pay
off mortgage within the year, but will pay
entire year's Interest whenever reaeeraea,
K 478, Bee.
WANTED SITUATIONS
m;UnrooV,;n Plastering. Floors
i. waxed and polished.
Win. McRea, S119. Half VTii. St. Har. 2408.
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Brightside and His
BY LAFAYETTE PARKS.
'It grieves me Inexpressibly to note that
public official has refused to sanction
plan of a certain society of ladles to
raise funds for a charitable purpose," be
gins Brlghtslde as the slightly different
chip from the old block floats In for the
verbal Marathon.
"What's the latest scheme the skirts
have figured out to pry loose the slmo-
leons?" queries Son, feeling for one oi
Lady Nicotine's cork-tipped offsprings.
They call It 'Tag Day," I believe," hesi
tates Father, whose familiarity with the
latest methods of feminine extortion is
not so keen as that of the rising geenralion.
'Nix on the "tag, you're It,' stunt for
your little Willie." declares Son with con
siderable vehemence. "1 m a cheerful glver-
up for the weak and downtrodden, and
have often been known to give a dime to j
a poor cripple, but 1 hate to be hit with a
ttandbag and ordered to cough up the
dough."
"Charity suffereth long and Is kind,"
quotes Father, with the attitude of a Free
Methodist exhorting.
"It also begin at home," retorts Son,
"When a chap starts to work In the morn''
lng with thirty cents in real money to pay
car fare and buy near-food for one day,
he's got something else on his mind be
sides passing over his change to a lady
with a tag In her mitt."
"They don't expect anyone to give un
less he Is able," says Father.
"It's a cinch that you never had a bunch
of little bright eyes chase you Into a, sub
way entrance and pin charity tags on you
while you threw up both bands and hol
lered for help," Son declares.
"I have always weloomed an opportunity
to aid fellows being In distress," replies
Father.
"Get the habit of walking down the great
White Way evenings," Son suggests, "and
you'll get so many chancee that there
won't be any cash left to pay the rent
on the flat. There's a signal of distress
floating from every corner. If you're a
good thing and your pockets are bulging
with the long green, you might be able to
troll from Thirty-fourth to Forty-iecbnd
without going broke."
"Well, of course," hedge Father, "some
discrimination must be -used in giving
alms."
"That' the brand of dope everybody fig
ure out after he' lived in this little old
town a few summers," affirm Son. "We
love the blind, but oh, you grafter!"
"But In a case where church ladle are
raising fund for a worthy object," Father
argue,", it eem that everybody might
give hi or her mite."
IT
The Tired Business
By WALTER A. SINCLAIR.
Lately I've frequently read that mem
ber of congress will have a hard summer
fixing up their fence,". began Friend
Wife. "Do they actually go around trying
to win vote by repairing farmer' prop
erty, or oh, well, you needn't grlnl What
ARB their fence?"
Mostly defenses cr their offenses," re
plied tbe Tired Business Man. "There may
be congressional district In this land where
candidate for re-election get out and do
regular work a a pastime, after acting
a heating plant for a leather upholstered
chair during a session. I believe one of
the most shockingly wealthy member of
the upper chamber fusses on a farm dur
ing his leisure, but It' hi own farm and
he run It a a toy at that The day of
the free handed, hall fellow,, well met, if
he can't dodge you, Is past and the rep
resentative who went about hi district
insisting on chopping the wood In the coal
regions, or shoveling the snow in summer,
a prevalent a the late dodo.
'You probably read from one of the In
spired aources and I'm not saying what
the source of the Inspiration was that thla
1 a particularly trying year on the elected.
Thl may refer to the fact that they were
trying cabinet officer, or the high cost of
living, or a number of thing, but what'
a trying year a long a It Isn't a convict
ing year 7 The Washington correspondent
by deduction and new thought learn that
thla 1 a very, very hard year on the rep
resentative' fences. Of course thl doesn't
mean actual wooden or atone fence, nor
let u hop doe It .mean fenoe with quo
tation mark a atanding for receptacle of
tolen good.- '
If It was a regular fence w were, dis
cussing we could tell Just what kind each
man would have to fix. One of the old
guard would have a picket fence, a traitor
to hi pledge would have to repair a
snake fence, one who voted ao that hi dis
trict waa forced to east horse meat would
be up against a take-and-rider fence. All
of the inbads fear picking up barbed wire
fences, and those who are being railed at
naturally have to fix rail fences. In Ml'
sourl we may. hear of a stone fence. Of
course, around the campaign In California
there should be a box hedge.
You can see from such variegated kind
of fence that to repair them the candl
date must us every method from ham
mer to trimming. And they can't get
How to Dress for Comfort
A discussion of bathing suit on my part
I not on of fashion, because it is en
tirely from the hyglenlo point - of view
that I hav a few things to say on the
matter. No woman need look ' too stout
when going Into the sea, but on th
other hnd. if he wear tay a tignt
a those sh effect when In other garments
the chance ar vry favorable for in
juring herlf.
Thl i even mor true in urt man in
till water, for It require mucn irengin
to stand against breakers, and if her hips
are - tightly held In by strong corsets a
woman ia helpless, save at the risk 01
training herself internally. Moreover. If
she continue to go into th water dally
for several months, she will develop ab
normally large hips, because, constricted
0 they, cannot act a they hould. they
eek th weakest part of tho covering and
ar mor than apt to grow bigger below
th eoraet edge.
A slender woman needs no stays when
in her bathing ult nd her flgur will
be pretty for many year if she gives cords
nd muscle thl very opportunity for
strengthening themselves, nd keeping in
normal condition. Such a woman has only
to keep her shoulder well thrown back,
the abdomen slightly held In, and to
breathe deeply, to artjuir grace and slim
nana which wUl mak har th envy of
Boy
"Flaying Tag to ftala
Cash," Their Latest
Tabloid. Sketch,
J
YOU THfiOW VP YOUE. HANt
AND HOLLEJ2. FOR. HCLY.
"How do we know whether they want to
buy a new Morris chair for the dear pastor
or an embroidered smoking Jacket for the
leader of the choir?" demands Son. "I
hate to buy luxuries for somebody else that
I can't afford for myself."
"These women give up their time and
neglect their household duties In the In
terests of sweet charity. That should be
taken into consideration," say Father In
favor of the eternal feminine.
"Don't worry that they waste any sobs
over beating It from the flat," Son reas
sures his parent. "Most of the. dames would
rather pick up change for a charity stunt
than to pick up a few pair of hubby's
sock and plug up the holes. They'd beg
with tear In their eye for masuma to buy
red calico shirts for the South Sea Island
era. But If the man of the house asked
'em to take a tuck in his shirt sleeves to
keep hi cuff out of the soup, they'd
throw a fit."
"Instead of being censured by publlo of
ficials, I think the women should be com
mended for their Ingenuity in, raising
charity funds," contend Father.
"She" certainly a classy little Inventor
when it come to separating the long green
from" u men," admit Son. "'Now, If h
only put across a scheme to extract the
cush without pain, we will look pleasant,
because she gets it all anyway in the end."
Man
Tell rriend Wife that a
Candidate' Tane are
Offenoea and Defence.
"HAIL, FELLOW!"
around to do anything like that, not so
long a the kindly United States govern
ment . provide the campaign sinews for
those fortunate enough to be in office.
Whenever they want to hit the yeomanry
trong do they do the thing ordinary men
do, dig down and hire a hall? They do' not
They hand the speech to the copy boy from
the publlo printer', and he set up a few
ton of it Then the postofflc carries it
free to the palpitating readers. 'In order
to save the fence repairer all work the
government pay for the hire of a ecre
tary for each and every member, the seo
retary to address th Junk to the unfortu
nate constit And they do say that, at
least In the golden day before th repre
sentatives boosted their own pay $2,600,
some of them made th seoretary split up
the salary.
"Th easy old government also provide
th man in office with nice bribe for votes.
If the voter 1 intellectual he 1 sent
ponderous, volum of agricultural report.
fin for pasting orap in or for bracing
th door open in summer. Or if the con
tit isn't Intellectual the representative
can send him an envelope of flower and
vegetable seeds. I heard of one suburban'
its who planted a whole envelope, but
nothing grew."
"Why not?" asked Friend Wife.
"Because he planted them without tak
ing them out of the envelope," said th
Tired Business Man.
(Copyright, 1J10. by the N. Y. Herald Co )
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When Bathing in the Surf
many.
On who Is atout certainly needs stays,
but these she 1 to select with discretion.
They should be very abort There 1 no
better way for her to wear down the super
fluous fat which - accumulate about th
shoulder blades than to leave them free
save for th ault and then work her arms
under water In swimming motion, even
though she may be on her feet all the time.
Thu will she develop muscle and tak off
flesh. Naturally she must hold herself a
straight as she can at all other times,
chest expanded and head well throttn back
The trick of letting the head droop 1
frequent cause of flesh at th back.
Bathing corset are to have a few bone
If need be, but only when absolutely
necessary. Corded waist ar far better
suited to th occasion, for they are not
so restricting a to prevent a woman from
having the free muscular exercise so es
sentlal if she Is to hav full benefit of
sea bathing. When on doe not know how
to swim sb should exercise with arm and
limb all ah can In th water, and if on
coming out ah feel lam she may have a
thorough rubbing w,lth a lotion made from
half a pint of aologn. two ounce each
of spirits of camphor and 'spirit of am,
mania, and five ounce of coarse salt, add'
Ing enough hot water to fill a quart
measure, ' MARGARET MIXTKR.
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SATURDAY This place Is unbearable. I
am going away somewhere on a visit. Tom
ha been here for three dej-.s. That blonde
woman is one of the commonest people I
have ever had to come In contact with.
How can any one really admire her? China
blue eyes, with no expression to them.
Straw colored hair that's simply kUiky.
And she' so fat! She looked as though
she was berating out of that hideous pink
gown yesterday. And father said her dress
fitted her bo well! I thought Tom had
refined tastes until he came here. Why,
if he showed an inclination for Gertrude
Simpson's society I wouldn't think much
bout it In fact, she'd make a very nice
friend for him.
But the minute he saw that Taddo-n-
Smlth woman he asked me who she was.
Tom can stare In such an attractive way.
Tou have a funny feeling that If he Is
looking at your collar he 1 noticing the
kind 'of shoe you have on. I believe he
know real lace and hand - embroidery.
Mow, If you wore pink bombasine trimmed
THET ARB PERFECTLY INSEPARABLE
with cotton lace for Godfrey and it wasn't
unbecoming, he'd think you were beautl-
fuly dressed. Well, Tom stared at the
blonde so attentively and appeared so In
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Sleeping Out-of-Doors in the Summer Time
Outdoor sleeping I no experiment; It
beneficial effect have been tested, and
ar more clearly understood each year.
While It I easier for people In the country
to practice outdoor sleeping. It Is not im
possible to arrange for It in the city.
Most country houses have upstairs
porches or sufficient ground for a tent
close to the house. For the next six weeks
all that Is necessary is to buy a strong
folding bed, with a thin mattress thst I
easily rolled, and put that bed in th most
convenient and sheltered spot.
If all else falls, a sailor' hammock
wung under th tree la a solution of
outdoor aleeplng. There should be a mos
quito netting and a rubber blanket to pull
over you on rainy night.
Th dread of neighbor I th chief draw
back of outdoor sleeping Jn cities. Th
practice ha become so common that people
ar now careless of uneducated opinion,
though th fastidious rig up screens or cur
tain to Insure privacy.
Moat city houses have upstairs balconies;
if not, there are rar extension that may
be used.
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AND
WINE!
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WHILE BEFORE I
START TO DIET !
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terested I couldn't help being slightly Irri
tated. I knew she'd manage to meet him.
Anyway, they sat together all the next
morning. I walked and talked with God
frey and Tom didn't care a bit.
"SHE CERTAINLY DOES LOOK WELL
IN A BATHING SUIT.
After lunch he came up and sat by me.
I wa careful to say all kinds of nice
things about her. I said I thought she was
so pretty, and had such beautiful hair,
and how I had always wished my hair
was that color, and what a wonderful
tennis player she was. I said I had never
seen a stout woman play such a good
game. He just looked at me In that at
tractive disagreeable sort of way and said
tennia was a good game and I ought to
play more. It might do me good, as It hsd
struck him I wa looking a little thii
since he had come down here. They have
been positively inseparable. He ha been
teaching her to swim, the certainly does
look well In a bathing suit But it doesn't
seem possible he could really like to be
with her more than me. I wonder If he's
doing it on purpose tc make me jealous?
The last time I saw him he told me I only
seemed to want what I couldn't get, and
that when I got a thing I didn't car for It.
Well, the whole thing bores me anyway.
At this season of the year bed clothing
and night clothes are of less Importance
than In colder weather. There should,
however, always be a blanket at hand, and
thin wash flannel Instead of cambrio night
clothing should be used. This absorb
dampness.
In cold weather not only are flannel night
clothe worn, but th wearer sleeps between
blankets, and tjier are a many cover on
th under aide of the bed a on th top.
At thl season a head covering will not
be needed, unless the climate Is damp with
heavy dews. Where there I fear of insect
a lingerie cap may be worn. There snould
be a light weight rubber csp to slip on In
case of rain.
One needs a crap or wash flannel ki
mono to slip over the night dress when going
to and from bed. In winter th heaviest
bath robe take It place, with a hood at
tached that draw In closely around th
face.
Warm Bleeping bag ar preferred by
most outdoor sleeper In winter, as there
1 lees trouble with cover. There ar also
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If he likes her society so much he can
have It altogether. Molly Turner wants
me to go to her. If he Is only being at
tentive to her to make me jealous I shall
go and stay with Molly. I must find out.
I wore the green and gold gown last night.
It happened to be a lovely, dry night and
my hair was nice and fluffy. After dinner
Tom walked down the plazxa with me.
We stood by the railing and he looked at
me. I knew right away he liked me better
than any one.
So then I walked over to where Blondy
was standing and asked her to come over
and look at the moon with us. She did and
Tom wouldn't say a word. After a little
while 1 said I was going away on a visit
and that she must be very good to Tom
while I was away. Then I said I had to
go up and pack. He started to follow me
but I tore down the plana and pretended
to run a race with that little Brown child.
I hope he enjoys Blondy's society while
I'm gone! She's . not so bad after alt.
How he did look at me when I said I
n -
"I SHALL GO AWAY ON A VISIT."
was going away! He thought I was giving
all my attention to Blondy.
I can look at people's collars, too, and
see what kind of shoe they are wearing
at the same time. '
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light weight sleeping bags for those who
are going Into the woods and wish to sleep
In the open, a people do at Lake Saranao
and In the mountain.
When outdoor sleeping ha become more r
then an experiment curtain of aall cloth
should b supplied on all aide of th
porch to us In case of driving winds or
slonns. These can be mad to furl tlghthly
o a not to be unsightly when not In us.
When one has become wedded to th
open air and wishes to sleep eut all year
Idea for protection suggest themselves.
For permanent quarter, rolling side
mad of slats Ilk Venetian blind ar ex
cellent, or the and of th porch can b
glassed' in with eliding pane that ar
kept open In all but th bitterest weather.
In (electing a room in a city house, on
with a built-in balcony well up under th
eaves makes an ideal arrangement for
outdoor night.
If all fall, almost as good effect la to
be bad if every window and transom In the
room I flung wide open. But beware of
draughts.
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