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Remit by tract, expresa or posUU order payable to The Bee fuhllsnlng Company. Only 1-cenl atampa received In payment of mail account, l'.ersonal cneckn, except on Omaha oc eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OIT C1KCULATION. Slate of Nebraska, iouK'a County, : Ueonge B. Taaonuck, treasurer ot I'ne Bee J'unnxning Company, being -iui sworn, aya that the actual nunutr ot full ana complete copies of The Daily, Morniug, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during tin month of June, lsl, waa as loilowa: 1. ........ ,.43.700 S i .444100 43,790 4....:.. ...,I0 I 41,000 ...,.... 43,40 7 ,..43,700 I....',..,'... 44,430 ....44,100 17 18 sl.'.. . tU :t it.... Si.... 'ii.... u 25...-. II.... a?.... IK.... ...'. 10.... ..44,510 . .44,530 . : 41,500 ; .44,000 . .44,640 . . 44,730 . .44,770 . .45,030 . .46,100 . .41,000 i .45,410 ..45,000 ..44,040 ..44,000 , .43,90 ..44,430' ,.41,400 ,.44,400 1. 44,540 , .44,410 14. . . 1 IS ..., ... .. . . Total Returned .1,801,000 ; . 10,000 Copies I Not -Total '.,,.'. Daily- Average' ...1,311,130 . . . 43,704 . , OEOKQB B. TZSCHUCK. .. . . i Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before. me this- 30th day of June, 1910. M. P. WALKER, ., Notary Public. Oabscrlbe-rs leavlag the city trm porarlly ahoald have Tka Be mailed to tkw. Addressee will b chasgea aa often aa reqaratea. The, bitterness of the vacation io also the "come back." And Just to think, only a week ago today all eyes were riveted on Reno. Georgia calls It a "Qoobernatorlal" contest. Sort of peanut politico down there. ' 1 Thfa game of coming back has really never been successfully played except by tha'cat. '. ! - , ,. S."-r- Champ Clark tello the democrats their ..victory is asured providing they vlu. lt... ' ; .' ' -. :.. If some July bride wants to eclipse her June sister she might pull off aa aeroplane wedding. "Politicians up In the Air,"' says a headline. Must be taking, their vaca tion in an aeroplane. , ." " ' Mr. Rockefeller is an Invincible op timist,', we a're ' told. Invincible in more ways than that, too. Mr. FoJk has captured the endorse ment Vote; of Bertie, county, Js'ortn Carolina, for 1912. Sounds a little like mollycoddles... . . - . . -' i A Minnesota writer puts out an arti cle on v"Pavtng the Road to 'Hell. Some men have found it too smooth traveling as t is, Homicide 'committed by one of their paid detectives io not calculated to boost the cause of the anti-saloon up- Hfteroyery materially, . ', W. R; Hearst has now joined the war-with-Japan forces and Is bombard ing bio papers from Paris with column long projectiles, but bio country sleeps peacefully on. ' ' . To ghpw how. deep is his sorrow at Jeff'o defeat, Jim Corbett mentions the fact that, be gave' up a theatrical tour to help train btm. -Well, what to Cor- belt's loss la the public's gain. At last Valter Wellman, who would bave discovered .the North Pole with Ma airship had not Cook and Peary Interfered, has consented to cross the Atlantic . ocean in that faithful old dirigible. 8omo headway toward a safe and sane Fourth was achieved this . year, and If this Is used as a starting point toward, a still better showing next year we may accomplish something worth while in 1911. The first postal savings depository cannot be ready for business before next January. Thia. holler of the uanks, tnen,. must ne on tne same principle that actuates the boy Who yells In. anticipation of something he is expecting.' It doe not Took as If the Abernatby boys "came, saw and conquered," for they are, riding' back to Oklahoma In on automobile! They daisied the east for a moment with their branded ponies, but they oeern to be returning victims of eastern style. Mr. Bryan'o Commoner says acme thing about Mr. .Roosevelt being "de servedly rebuked"- by resolution of some committee of the International Arbitration and Peace association, of London. It Mr. Bryan keeps on in viting a rebuk from the colonel, he easy get bis sooner than he experts. Postal Sa vinyi Bogies. Although the postal Ravings bank is an assured fact, as a result of the leg islation enacted by rongresH urged on by the president, the agencies that w-re most active in endeavoring to head off the pontal savings bank bill are continuing to picture the dreadful possibilities it may ha a in store. Kroni reading one of the financial journals, published near Wall street, its chief apprehension seems to be that the pos tal savings bank may prove a success. In one breath we are assured that the offer by the government of 2 per cent Interest will not be sufficient to tempt people to become depositors, and cer tainly not to induce them to transfer any funds from present depositories that pay higher rates, and in the next breath we are warned . what havoc may be wrought by piling up a large volume of money withdrawn from cir culation, and perhaps invested in United States bonds. It is possible, under the law, we are told, to convert 30 per cent of the sav ings bank funds Into government securities, and after setting aside a 5 per cent reserve to make the 65 per cent deposited in local banks subject to withdrawal at the discretion of the president, and so long as this is possi ble the Wall street bankers cannot en joy undisturbed sleep. What different disposal of the funds would be made If the savings bank deposits were put in . the existing private banks in the first instance Is not disclosed. The actual cash reserve would, perhaps, be a little larger, but there would be ab solutely nothing to prevent the banker frdin Investing' the remainder "in United States bonds, although It would more likely be loaned on less desirable eecurity at higher Interest. It jo cer tain, at any rate, that the small sav ings accounts given over to the . gov ernment wtll not be. so easily trans ferred to Wall street as call loans to ohare the winnings of stock exchange speculation Again, we are told, that should the volume ot deposit mount up to great magnitude, as some of the advocates of the scheme think will be the case, other embarrassing possibilities might ensue. The S per cent cash reserve would produce' further accumulations in the treasury vaults which ought to be In circulation. The fact Is over looked, .however, that not only the 6 per cent reserve, but a large per cent of the total, would otherwise be In hiding or hoarded, and not In circula tion at all. Another fear Is that a period of dis tress might lead to a sudden and gen eral withdrawal of deposits in the pos tal banks, in which , event the 5 per cent cash reserve would be plainly inadequate.- It lo oMfe gtiess: though. that a period of distress that would piiii deposits away froni.tne govern ment would also pull them away from private banks,-, .and . the. government iWpiild. at the worst, be no- more em barrassed (than . the toep. bankers. There 10 this consolation vouchsafed no, also, quoting from the same finan cial authority, that !'these're mere possibilities, and In, our. estimation it la not probable that they will occur." But a further and much more likely possibility is that with the advent ot troublous times some people might lose confidence in the existing savings de positories and transfer their moneyo to the safe-keeping of the government. whereby money would be flowing, to government vaults at a time" when par tlcularly needed In. the channels of trade. Fortunately, however. thia possibility may. also be met by the gov ernment in turn, relieving the banko by rfBdepoelting or reinvesting In gov ernment bonds, . thus nuttlnr th money back Into circulation .through the very banks from which It was withdrawn.'. . " " respite an tnese postal savings bogles which the bankers persist In conjuring up, the much more probable expectation' Is that postal savings will not only, encourage thrift and bring hoarded money' out ot biding places, but will serve to steady the monetary situation and operate aa a safety valve for the commercial banks. and private savings institutions. ' Curing a Grouch. In addressing a woman'a club con vention Dr. Madison C. Peters recently said that social settlement work was a sure cure for a groucb because It broadens a person's vision ot life and makes him happy to know that be la doing something for othefro and not centering all his efforts on self. No doubt the doctor is correct, but this broadening Influence Is not con fined to the workers In oocial settle ment. It cornea from any work that io jorth while, for any work that io worth while comprehends the other man, never stopping at self. People do not have to engage In public chari table or reform movements to get thia broadened vision of life, to let In thia sunshine of happiness and contentment that dispels gloom and care. They may, Indeed, get It by purauing the r.raple Hues ot their own private daily occupation, the while mindful of the other fellow; willing and ready always to lend a helping hand when it la needed, or when It may do some real good. Often the man or woman whose voice la never beard in public places, whose name never appears in print as a popular champion, or reformer, but who confines bis or her labors to the ordinary fields of activity, fills just as wide a sphere of actual usefulness as the one' who Is known far and wide for his public utterances. "Charity beglnO at home," after all; an old. but true adage, and grouches are as likely tq spring up at home aa at any other place. There la oppor tnnltyfor fhe uroposed remedy around i the firoslde Just as much, If not more, than on the public rostrum or in the club. The nian'or woman who lights the faces of bontfc fnlfcs lth prauticr.l deeds of love and charity Ignites a more enduring flame than the one who ! saves the spark for strange hearts. ) And if the borne duty were given first beginning, to have their effect In vari and sufficient consideration there jous phases of life and coming to be would be leas call for all these public! more generally recognlxed. . The benefactors; there would be fewer ! divinity of Broadway as sung on the grouches to cure. stage is' only a in; th in the good old Evanescent Fame. A new edition of that indispensable volume which goea by the- title, "Who's Who in America?" gives us oome entertaining, If not instructive, statistics of the Instability of fame. This compendium of biographical In formation 'about contemporary people more or less distinguished is made up on a definite plan so as to embrace those who are' most conspicuous In every worthy Walk of lite, and also the following, "without regard to notability or prominence in any other respect:" AH members of congress. All governors of states, .territories and island possessions of the' United states now in office. All United States judges. All Judges of state and territorial oourts of . highest appellate jurisdiction. Members of the cabinet. Federal department heads. All officers of the army above the rank of colonel, and of the navy above the rank of captain. All American ambassadors and minis ters plenipotentiary. Heads of all the larger universtles and colleges. . . Members, of the National Academy of Sciences and ot the National Academy of Design. Heads of the leading national societies devoted to educational and scientific aims. Bishops and' chief ecclesiastics of all the larger religious denominations in the United States. . And others Who are In like manner chosen because of their offlcal relations and affiliations. The result of , this fine-tooth combing for "notables" has produced a volume containing 17,646 biographies, being an Increase of 1,161 since the preced ing publication two years ago. It is also stated that 1,680 names are omit ted which appeared in the last edition of which 974 are known to have died, leaving 706 dropped because regarded as eligible Subjects- for. inclusion "only so long as they filled the places which brought them at least tem porarily Into public notice." Here, Indeed, we have a cold com mentary on the evanescence of fame. More than- 700 ambitions gratified-by reaching f that pinnacle of glory enti tling them to shine In a biographical dictionary,, only to fall by the wayside Into oblivion In the obort period of two yearo. - .. Sic 'transit gloria mundl which, translated into common - English, which neither' Caesar nor Cicero would understand, means that an. lectrlc light ohlnea brighter than a tallow dip, but burno out. Just the same. ' " ; Work for the Educator. The recent convention of the -Na tional Educational association was notable for a prevailing spirit of criti cism by educators of the system ot popular education in this country. One Kansas City instructor went eo far In bis condemnation aa to assert that "our present system of teaching has produced a luxuriant crop of spineless and animated nobodies." . That is very strong language and It Io a severe arraignment of modern methods ot teaching, possibly too rad ical, but the fact that it is made by a man whose business io to teach must entitle It to consideration. What must strike 'everybody Is that since these men and women bave discovered the defects in the system it is their duty now to find the remedy and apply it wlthont delay. No matter what the problem la, they ohould be equal to it, and If they are they are falling in their duty; let them get together, decide upon just what la wrong and what is right and try to readjust the system upon correct lines. Of course, it will appear by a care ful survey that, while the teacher and school authority can do much to cor rect existing evils, there Is much more he cannot do, but that must be done by higher authorities, by the state, or by people themselves. In this case It becomes the duty of the professional school man to direct the work of Im provement Fundamentally our pub lic school system la sound, and what ever defecto exist must be superficial and not organic, but they ' ohould nevertheless be corrected, for the pub lic schools are among the pillars of our national life. The Heat East and Wert. Summer'o . oun lo no respecter of peroono; it shines on the Just and un Just alike, on the west as well as the east, and not every city or state in the Transmlsslsslppl country would make an Ideal summer resort. But there Is a difference between the conditions and effects of the heat in the east and the west, as appearo from statistic. On one day during) the excessively hot spell which seemed to be general over tbe country, thirty-eight deatha from heat were recorded and they were all in citiea from Chicago east; not. one west. Chicago Itself had twenty-one deaths, Philadelphia six. New York four, Pittsburg four, and oo on. At the same time the tempera' turea In aome of these cities were not as high ao were tomperatureo lo west em cities, but buildings were higher and more numerous and the humidity greater. s People of the west, whether in cities like Omaha. Minneapolis, St. Paul and Oea Moines and Denver, or lu the country, are likely to grow Indifferent TITT, 'OMAHA SUNDAY TIKE: JULY to their natural advantages Ir n the unlw.4 conservation of health and life they "sometimes 'pauso i lake slock and by comparlpou note their lot a against that of people in Ih.u larger eastern cities. These advantagta of purer air and wider open space W u mm or limn linwavnr much It iiiav fascinate in the winter months, and even the provincial Gotham Is begin nlng to realise this. Speedy Justice. Ike slate of Georgia is encumbered with a system of court procedure which lawyers and newspapers declare to be destructive of speedy justice and pernicious In its influence upon the state, and a strong protest has arisen against it. What Georgia complains of other states are enduring no more patiently and the demand is growing for the elimination of red tape or any condition that obstructs "a fair, speedy and impartial trial." The situation in Georgia has become so bad that the legislature has taken It up, and yet we doubt if it Is one whit worse there than in many other states. Judges may wince as they please and resent criticism of their conduct of court trials, but it is often as an attorney writing to the Atlanta Constitution Bays, "One of the pressing needs of relief Is a reformation of the methods of court practice and proced ure." Perhaps the blame for delayed trials, civil and criminal, does not rest entirely upon the court; much of It, ot course, Is due to the lawyers on either side of a case, out a great deal will have to be laid at the Judge's door, for if be has the power under the law, to permit Continuous delays, he also has the power ,to enforce "a fair, speedy and Impartial trial," which the organic law promises to every man.' s " , . There ia no doubt that the uncer tainty of punishment and the appar ently unnecessary delay In court pro cedure invites men to commit unlaw ful deeds and never deters them from! it. Criminals frequently escape pun ishment altogether or are long Im mune from the' law's penalties because the wheels of justice move too slowly. In civil cases involving business in terests the delays are equally harmful. The Georgia lawyer quoted puts It that the administration of law beara about the same relation to the progressive spirit of business as does the medieval ox-cart to an electric motor." Tbe comparison may be overdrawn from general application, but all over the cduntry this same gelay justice has come to be more And more an 'object of complaint snd i. demand that the remedy ben applied; . . While we boast of our judiciary as one; of the "bulwark pf our civil lib erty," still since Jawa and their admin istration depend, upon Tinman nature and are bound to be Imperfect, It is useless to deny that certain Judicial reforms could - and should " be made. Respect for law is not fostered by weak and slow execution. o Aeroplanes and Battleships. The aeroplane la already oerlouoly considered aa an antidote for the Dreadnaught in time of war, if we are to continue wars as a means of settling international disputes. If,' not, then, of course, the aircraft and water-borne vessel will bave to remain on the equal footing of defensive, instead of offen sive, Implements of war. From teats made by Glenn H. Cor- ties it haa been determined that an aeroplane can fire projectiles accu rately from great heights and eould wreck a warship at a distance that would make it practically immune from danger eo far aa the water craft was concerned. For Instance, it io claimed that a thousand obot eould pierce the flimsy sails of the aeroplane without doing the least damage, and that while the crew would always bo more or less subject to peril, the rising and falling, flitting and flying course of the aeroplane would make it ex tremely bard to hit from any distance But we are discussing battleships these days, ao we are discussing most everything else, from a monetary standpoint One Dreadnaught is to cost $18,000,000. A good aeroplane would cost $,000 or 13,000, and while it takes 1,000 warriors to man an ocean vessel. It requires only two or three for the ordinary aeroplane. There Is something of a financial gain to start with. Then another compar ison in favor of the aircraft is in speed. The aeroplane can attain a rate of travel which the warship could not. Still. It will be oome tim before these new implements of war will be Introduced, but modern .inventions move owlftly, and what progress we bave wrought In air travel baa been sudden. With oo many addressing themselves to the subject it is not Im possible that some nation may soon decide upon the Innovation. An Aus trian admiral and naval conatructor Is quoted as aaylng that "piano for the future Dreadnaught must provide protection against this new danger" (the aeroplane). Major Parse val, the German expert, dlacusaea the subject scientifically and Archduke Leopold Salvator believes that "international law will bave to provide against this kind of warfare." In the United Statea Mr. Curtlss baa been employed to make demonstration. r So fur aa International law providing against this menace to concerned. If it can do that successfully, then It can accomplish tbe better alternative of abolishing war entirely, tbe end to which the powers are, of course, !oek 10; 1010. ! inv g. nut wnne loomng tney are "tin eating million in warships. Due of the objections lodged against the new campniKti publicity law enacted by congress is that it applies only to national campaign committees and cimimltteea doing work in more than (mo state and not to State and local committees working wholly within state lines. If that is a defect it dons not "bold against Nebraska, and for that matter against many other ' 8,te" tu1 hvc "founded ot.ta end local committees witn equally severe (restrictions. The real nub of the whole business lies' in the observance of the laws, which in Nebraska, we regret to say, have been much honored in the breach during the ten years they have beon on our statute books, and the most flagrant of these violations are chargeable to Mr. Bryan's political household. With reports coming in from South Carolina and New Hampshire of dem ocrats endorsing ex-Oovernor Folk for the presidency and mutterlngs ot a re volt agatust Bryan even In bis own state, some folks fear they may soon witness the overthrow of another old time champion. Those erudite educators who met in Boston the other day and jumped on the public school system with both feet might do as much good now by apply ing the proper remedy to the defects they have discovered. "Words are good, and only so when backed by deeds." The official organ of the anti-Saloon league says it will not reply to the fire of the Insurgents, although it has plenty of ammunition, but incidentally remarks that "It la treason to resign on the eve of battle." How do the traitors like thatT Despite the 3-cent fare law the rail roads are again finding it to their ad vantage to put in the usual reduced rates to stimulate summer vacation travel. We may be sure the railroads are not losing money, on these bargain iaj offers either. ' A- "Come Back" to the Laad. -. , Denver. Republican. Under the leadership of so distinguished a convert as Mr. Jeffries, the "back to the Ignd" movement should take on fresh lmpetu-'. ; '. " . ' Taklngr the Meaaare. Indianapolis News. Perhaps soma idea of the difference be tween the good trust and th bad trust may be gained, .from tbe way , trusts take a chance on paying the corporation tax. Moot, Boys, Brace Up. St. Loula Republic. Kaiser Wflhalm, ia looking for. a son-in- law. Single American young men ot aver age habits, desirous of a pesltion with, aa assured Income- and not toe arduous duties might do well to investigate, this proposi tion. - , - . ' ' ' ..." i i . . in. I.- . Which la ?bV..Betr Wart ' Baltimore American. ' The candidate. who .ran for president of Mexico In eppoaltton to Dlas ls-now In prison. Practical politics has great advan tages for successful party bosses in Mex ico over the American system. Here one candidate, successful or otherwise, can only call his opponent hard names. Dopo Lens; Drawn Oat. Chicago Tribune. Of the 000,000 or more Words sent by tels- graph from Reno last Monday it la apparent now that there were at least 54,317 that might have been omitted without marring the record. They were the words used In padding out the bald and simple statement that Mr. Jeffries had not "come back." Croaked Taaaraea Cot Oat. Baltimore American. The youth who expects to become an officer in the United States army must tell the truth even If it hurts him. Two cadets have been dismissed from West Point tor lying. The government proceeds upon the theory that a man who will tell even a white lie" is not to be trusted. Canada Oolagr It Aloae. New Tork Tribune. Mr. Fielding, the Canadian minister of finance, Is reported as saying that "there never was a moment In Canadian history when less attention waa paid to the idea of annexation to the United States than now." That statement may ha aacepted as correct. Since the lamented death of Ooldwln Smith It would be difficult to name a single liv ing annexationist of real Importance. Our Birthday Book Jaly 10, UIO. Christopher Columbus would be cele brating his birthday today if he were till navigating among the Bring. He waa born July 16,- UM, in Genoa, ana shuffled off this mortal eoll In 150 without knowing that he had discovered a new continent. Flnley Peter Dunne,' the Irish philoso pher, is -Just 41. He was born In Chi cago and started out as a newspaper re porter and has since climbed the laader of fame aa an author bulging witn wit and humor. John W. Griggs, who waa attorney general In the Mckinley cabinet, Is cele brating bis . sixty-first birthday today. lie waa born in Nawton, New Jersey, and is now practicing law at Paterson. ' Adolphua Busuh, head of the big brew ry at St Louis, waa bora July 10, 1(43, In Germany. He came to this country poor boy of 16, and la now so rich he doea not know what to do with his money. Walter I. Smith, member of congress from the Ninth Iowa dlstrlot, which in cludes Council Bluffs across the river. Is lust 4s years old. . lie waa born and reared' in Council Bluffs and waa dis trict Judge before be want to congress. Ha won out handsomely in the recent primary fight and haa been talked of as a possibility for speaker. alsaao N- Seligman, of the big Seligman banking house. In New .Tork, waa born July 10. ll&f. on Staten Island. ' His in stitution ia 'heavily Interested In Oraah street railway securities. M. I. Ctunaron, vloe prasldant and treas urer oC t'.ie Fetera Trust company ' of Omaha, la Juat U. He hi a native of Ohio, whose folks located in Colfax county, where he started out in bualnsaa, coming to Omaha from Sobuylar ta'llKtt. Guy Howell m born July 10, 1j0, at Albion. -Nab. i Ha la the son of United 8tate Dlatrtnt Attorney F. & HoweU. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. XpiiiHifH'lii ll.-publloan: All rf-Htili.un le nnniiiifltlnns em to be siitlKfled with the re.-rnt diu lslun of the Illinois supreme court ruling i'.ibiu leuiting, ninglnv ami ryer out ot- Urn piinlh- kcIiooIk. Thru te held ti conMtltnte worship, lind freedom In the exercise of religion excludes i-omptilslon of attendance upon any form of worship; aid when all are taged far the support Of pub lic schools,- no form of worxhlp . cn be maintnlned thr without belilg. is It were. j forced upon those to whom It maj be dis j ugreialile. iu In a geinunl u reasoned the court, which waa not uiuuilinouH. lu-p-I resentativoft of thn lWian Catholic, of the Jewish and of some of the l'rotestsnt chuiches are quoted in comm. -mint Ion of the 0-ciHlon. Itonton Heiald: The cleravnum of a heading church In "New York hat? resigned j because he docs not get ulong witn his congregation. This clergyman hiia a habit pi -r-peuKing right nut in tuectln . Some time sgo he thundered In his pulpit tigainst Chiiuncev M. lxpew. Me also- was as Uoaneig-.a In. denouncing graft among prominent church members. In commenting sutagely on Quick divorce and resultant second, third or fourth marriages. He ptobnbly umde the fntl inlstuke of par ticularising. Niithan had the boldness to say to King lavkl; "Thou art the man." David acknowledged his transgreaslon; but ha continued to live with tiathaheba, his wife, and "Nathan departed unto Ills house;" he did not stay in the court and keep reminding Jjuvld of his sin. Doston Transcript: .V southern newspa per relates an interesting occurrence which Illustrates the danger of communicating scriptural messages by chapter and verse numbers. It setting that - the Southern Presbyterian assembly at l.ewlsburg, W. Va , decided to send fraternal greetings to the Methodist Con f erenow at Asheville, N. C, and selected for that purpose a passage In lslah which runs: "How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of Him that brlngeth good tidings," to which telegraphic reference was made by chapter and verse. The Methodist convention had the day be fore bon having a spirited contest over the eleotlon of some new bishops, and the choices involved some disappointments, (treat accordingly waa the astonishment when,' through an error in transmission, the verse which came to the Methodists over the wire from the onloklng Presby terian waa found to read: "As lambs led to the slaughter,". PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. No matter what other creature falls by the wayside, there Is' good, authority for the statement that "the cat cam back." New York's heroic efforts for "a safe and sane" Fourth were painfully marred by a death due to tbe city's own firs works. Owing to 'the overflow of puglllstio dope in California papers young Theodore Roose velt and his bride have' had a week ot enjoyable privacy. . A safe and sana huaband may cause an agreeable divers'ty for vacation conversa tion by reading a chapter or two from the thrilling serial "July Bargain Sales." Most ot the t. 000 sports of San Francisco who observed Independence day away from home returned to town fairly flush and correspondingly happy. They couldn't find enough takers .for their money. Froof comes hopping on the heels of Tex Rlckard's assertion that the -chief execu tive ot Nevada is the "gamest in the United Statea," Tne governor waa touched by a pickpocket and didn't hollar. - The milk' of human kindness bulges the pipes in. Baltimore. .Finding the strain of Idleness too much tor the strenuous nerves ot joyriders in jail It is proposed to put them on a .treadmill and keep them on the go. ' '. : ' i '. Chicago assessors are the meanest ever. Making note of newspaper reports ot Jew el worn at social functions in the city, the owners have been requested to list their treasures for taxation. The temperature occasioned by the move puts the celebrated lake breese out of business. Grandmothers of today who in" their youth fashioned 'warm expletives, will be Inter ested In the news that the man who in vented hoopsklrta lived through eighty years. ' Equally surprising it is that he lived most of the time in New York. The man with the scythe got him aa Juris waned. HIIPIBLIOA.-SS NKKI) NOT FEAR Col. Bryan's Fast and Fataro Ser vices to the brand Old Party. New York Sun. At present it seems probable that Wil liam Jennings Bryan may be needed by tha republicans two years hence to do feat the democratic national ticket. It Is true that Mr. Bryan is doing what ha can to prevent such a situation from develop ing, but even his ingenious avaults on demo crats may prove unavailing, lie may have to take tha field again himself. . That Mr. Bryan Is ready to naorlflce himself once more his record and his atti tude prove conclusively. He has thought of a dosen really paramount issues, in cluding government ownership ot cargo and passenger xhlpa in tbe commercial marine and national prohibition. These and gov ernment ownership of railways ttp.d the guarantee of bank deposits would defeat any democrat no. matter how dissatlnfled the publio might be with the republican party. It It can 'count on Mr. Bryan's help the republican party need fear the result of no folly, ' bad . management or corruption within Its organisation. He can defeat the democrats at any time and is always ready to do It Here's What You've Been Waitin For An Opportunity to OWN a Guaranteed Player-Piano . at the Price of An Ordinary Upright. r BOUDOIR f'Zo Both the Piano and the Player Guaranteed. Hera is th most remarkable Playor-l'iano offering ever extended to Omaha's munition homes we say "muslcless homes" for, really, very homo is musicless until it breathes of tha very best munlc tha world haa given. 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Hatntllnes and sanity are both a happy balance between self and aoclety. , Too many ate praying (or a harei. of love who have planted no seeds of klndrit If you cannot sometime forgvt 1 count yourxelf you will never be worth counting. Thn preacher Who would guide to fhe Ideal -life must lire In the heart of our real life. II is good evidence you have only- hart a truth when you think you have a monopoly of all. This world would be a goocj dual more healthy if we might quarantine the grum blers. Thn nio.t uncomfortable people In this world uro UiDne who are anxious only for com fort. -''htcag"o Tribune. PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "I dreamed laat ntijhl thai 1 proposed !o a pretty girl," he told her. "And what did I say?" she asked breetii- lessly. Buffalo Kxpiev. "Mandy," eald her eldm-ly relative, "I should think it would nike you blvirh to bu caught smearing powdered chalk on your face the way you do." "Oh, no, auntie," eald Alios Quickstep; "I bluHli only when I'm using tvugo." Cl eago Tribune. "Just think, dear hwurt!" exclaimed th young woman, "You proposed to me but twenty-four hours ago!'" "Yea, sweetheart, ' came In thrilling tones from the fortunate man, "and It eems as though It were but yesterday!" l,llincott's Magasine. "I nevor have my umbrella up when 4t i rumlng," said th chronic grouch, "unless It la lalnlng money." "And In that cuao," said tho wixo guy, "you wouldn't have senna enough to turn, It upside down." Louisville Courier-Journal. ( This is an unjust world. v Yea; even the Innocent eggs get bcatm for other people's dessert a Boston Tran script. ... "I guees they must have sent me to Uio wrong office, ojr else somebody was having fun with me," said the open-faced young man from beyond the suburbs. "Whea l stepped -up to the desk and asked for a marriage license -thoy took, my Hertillon measurements. They said It was the cus tomary thing , to do with all bridegrooms nowadays; it tnaured their capture In caae they deserted their wives." 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