TIIE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JULY 7, 1010.
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REAL ESTATE
SU HAXII LA,D FOR SALE
Michigan Coat Inaed.
IF BOLD AT ONCE,
lit ere; good soil; apple orchard; 41
N, acres timber, -rootn housei good barn;
ivnrythlr.g complete.
M acras; a sandy loem; T acre maple
and aim umber: two large apple orchards;
I0-ro,m bouse; tare frame barn.
Within four nilies market and main Una
railroad.
Choice, (3.200; cash fTOO; oalance our
WAIMND REALTY CO,
Wejrland, Mich.
MICHIGAN FARMS.
No. 120 at in, cleared, email house and
barn, noma fruit, near town, Una fruit
land, $1.UU0.
No. 140 acres, cleared, good house and
barn, plenty of fruit, level, good soil, .iui.
iu. Aio acrea, ricli loam noil, level, 4
miles, Muskegon, city, lo.WJV; Vi per acre,
11 per acre down, balance easy terms.
IHE LVANS-lloLT CO., Fremont Mich.
Alontaaa.
roil KALR ,; Acres In J.rfersoS
county, Montana, at l per acre, on easy
terma. Unie tract la located 1ft mile from
(own of Whitehall, a tnridy little city oo
the N. P. and C, VI. A. St. P. coaat line;
I.0C4 acrea of thla tract la ur.der Irrigation;
iwater rights from the Jfferson river.
About 1.200 acrea bottom land, about 76 per
cent of this tract la tillable, balance suit
able for pasture, lb is tract la located la
Ibe famous Montana apple belt and Is
bargain.
1J.0U0 aorea, Meagher county, Musselshell
valley. Montana. U per acre; easy terms;
located on C, M. A 8u P. H. It., (Vi mile
from xmo good towna; at Jeaat M per cent
of tills tract la suitable 'or farming. ,
food proposition to cut up Into small f arms;
I.OuO to 6.OU0 acrea can be irrigated; many
springs furnleA abuudance of water the
tear around. s
MARiXN B'fUAKT LAND CO.,
Aberdeen, S. D.,
And 13 Palace BUlg.. Minneapolis.
Nebraska.
Farm Bargains
lfiO acres 7 milts north oi ..eligli. Antelope
Co., Neb. Sinai aet of improvements; tHJ
acrea In corn, 40 acres In wheat, balance
In pasture.
PWCK $13 TER ACHE.
120 acres, Fillmore Co., Neb. Fair aet of
Improvements. All In cultivation; 3 miles to
toiiKKiey.
4oO acrex In Boone Co., Neb.; 370 acrea un
PRICE Jk5 PER ACRE,
der cultivation. Uood Improvements; i
tallies to Cedar Rapids.
PRICE. M PER ACRE.
640 acres, miles from Potter, Cheyenne
Co., Neb.
PRICE $15 PER ACRE.
AVe&tern lieal Estate Co.,
411 Karbach Block, Omaha.
Sarpy County Snap
A btau'tful home, blghly Improved, IN
acre, fine land; 10 miles to Omaha, a miles
to South Omaha atock yards. Pric
old uglck. liuU par acre.
C. K. Combs,
Room
1& old U.
Faroem
S. Nat. Bid.. Uta
Phone. O. tola.
and
FOR SALE CHEAP.
900 acfes deeded kind and 640 acrea. 2$
yearn school lease, all In a body; all
fenced with Oshko heUtte posts and three
galvanlr.ed hog wires. Part level and part
rolling; one-half mile from school; a miles
from R. R. town In Keith county, Neb.
If sold quick will take 7,r00; no trades.
Address, box 4M, Nebraska City, Neb.
FOR HALE By owner. A farm of 164
acres In Valley county, Nebraska, located
betweun Ord and Arcadia, iiouse, bain
and good steel tower windmill with my
chare of tne crop price, ico per acre. Ad'
dress, L. Werner, tul Foster Koad, Ianta,
Oregon.
BARGAIN In Platte VaUey Irrigated
Farm l u-xira good iwi acrea; must be sold
aulck. M acies alfalfa. W acres best wheat
graaa meadow lu the country; $u acres to
other crops. $S6 par aore. Write quick tor
terms and further Uuormauou to ux
.61 tiering-, Web.
FOR BALK.
160 acres unimproved prairie land. Alt
4 level, good land, in good neighborhood.
miles northeast of O'Neill. Tola la a bar
gain, price per acre.
C. F. McKENNA.
O'Neill. Nebraska.
FOR SALE-Nearly T acres In Cedar Val
lev. one mile from Cedar RaDlda. Nab.
good homo. Addreaa Mrs. Alice R. Touog,
Cedar Rapiaa, neorasKa. -
FOR SALE Half section land In cen
tral Nebraska. Good soil, no sand; a bar
grain. Address Lock Box 36, North Loup,
iNeb.
TEN THOUSAND acrea of com, winter
'wheat and alfalifa land for sale In large
and small farms In Sherman, Custer and
Buffalo countleH. Write for prices. J. T.
Campbell, Utchfleld, Neb. .
MUST sacrifice 1H sections of the best
plow land In Kimball county. Address T,
Omaha liee. Council Bluffs, Ia.
FOR SALE Improved stock farm, 300
acres; Custer county; close to station; 17
per acre; no trades. Box A, Oconto, Neb.
. Oklub.ius.
- i NOT1CR.
To be sold -st public auottoa. June 2S. Ids
A t-atory. .modern. IQ-roon, brick hotel
rmlMIn In city of 1000, Stillwater. OkL
Rest located, property in city. Stillwater
la center of Interurban syatem now build
tne, has other sood railroad facilities, has
late agricultural school; city la growing
rapidly. This hotel has beat business In ths
city, but ths proprietor must sell on ao
count of pour health. Will sail furniture
and building on day of sale with privilege
f leasing if building ItselX does not rclL
Inquiries concerning this property and
terma ot sale will be promptly answered
by the undersigned.
. JOHN JOUST. Sr.. atlllwater. OkL
Oresroa.
ALBERTA WHEAT FARM.
t20 acres of finest Alberta wheat land In
the famous raakatchewan valley, about six
miles from ths growing town of Vegrevilla
and between the main lines of Canadian
Northern railway and Grand Trunk Paci
fic, and only a few miles from both. Land
In thla vicinity produces from SO to 50 bush
els of wheat to the acre and 1U0 bushels ot
oata, and la rapidly Increasing In value. One
crop will more than pay for land. Will take
114 per acre lor quick sale. Absolute gov
eminent title. Thla la a great bargain and
will . make big money. There ia only one
crop of land; beter get In w hile It la cheap.
C. . Booth, Box SiH. Portland. Ore.
LEARN about the country through which
Hill ia building to the coast; also about tne
land recemy purchased by at. raul capl
tallsla. Yale is tbe key city ot thla big
country, bubaciibe today for urianu. Vale,
urn., at at.ou per year.
IRRIGATED FRUIT LANPa,
Rogue Uiver Valley,
Or. son.
Declared by government experts to be ths
meat perfect fruit belt In the world: erand
sweepstakes prise; bpokane National Apule
enow; naa received iu nignuat prices ever
laid for fruit in the New York and Lon
don markets; orchards now producing ov.r
Lous net per acre.
Irrigated orchard tracts on payment plan.
ranging in price xrom per acre for un
developed land, to tUa) par acre for deveJ
Sped orchards.
Koguelandx. Incorporated.
aledfonL Oregon.
x0,000 IRRIGATION PROPOSITION.
l.OuO acrea Ideally located contiguous to
government and private Irrigation projects
win be soia to inuiviuuai or syndicate ror
subdivision or tor selling trade. IjO.Out
win axving tne deal, part or land already
under irrigation, frouucea naaviiy in al
falfa, onions, potatoea, etc. Low altitude
long sunshiny seaaon. Neighboring lauds
selling from I -MO to MM Per acre. Chauce
to make fJ00,Vuo. For particulars addreaa
1. O. Lively, North Portland, Ore.
BUY farm lands bow l they are dally in
creasing In value. There la a limited
amount of land, but wo limit to the future
populaliou. Tbe Pacific North west is the
present land of opportunity. We nave
fine aaortment vt farms, some of which
will suit you. Write us today, stating your
requlreinenta, and ws will mail you full
particulars free. The Card Realty luv
Co.. k Henry Bldg.. Portland. Ore.
r
FOR SALE Wan ltd Long headed con
aervatlve nwo and women looking for and
capable or. rocoguifiiig a 1" time oppor
tunny to write lor rree book, -ilia AddI
King." written by II M. Tronaoa, the Apple
Jting oi tne vtoria. icua now you can par
ticipate in the enormous profits being
rea-pea oy appie growers in toe ramou
Rogue River Valley, without leaving you
present position or residence. Addreaa
Rogue River commercial Orchard Com
lieuy, ixpk ftv alauxord. Oregon.
REAL ESTATE
FARM AXD MAX. II I.A.ND FOR BALK
KerMt Dakota.
LKO-acro grain and atock farm, best part
of .North Daaota; l.nou acrea cultivated ana
crop, aowut sou acrea mora can
rouueu: 24V acrea una ummr. i" vi
fine bay meadow; balance llrat class paa-
ure; excellent aet oi duiiuiukb, nupiurr
nienia valued at iiu.ww; uouse, umii
ll pastures piped Wltn running water;
weive unlee 1ih:; located on amall use;
new air line, r argo to inoi, uuu.r co-
truction, croaaea part oi lano; some oi
land adjoins new lownsnip: II parcnasea
baloro Harvest half crop goes with land
bit paying for aeed lined; equipment may
ba purchased If oeaired; owner nua ranched
here lor twenty-fiva yaara and wtahes to
retire; land has been farmed only few
eara and growa excellent crops, rut.
pt,000, and a anap at that. Don t bother
ma If you are not able to handle thla;
ould sell a doxen tlmea to lightweights;
terma on part. E. b. McCutcheon. Minot,
D.
NORTH DAKOTA
TIIE LA NO OF UPPORTUNITT.
Land In the Mouse River loop, where
crop (allure Is unknown. Hon. J. J. Hill
ssys this land la all worth $U4 per aoie,
and he knoaa. Will rent and pay 10 per
cent on Investment What Is your money
earning? The flneat prairie land In the
end. write me lor list, it ia iree.
K. 10. UO WIN, Ulenoura. I, u.
Vtua.
A CANADIAN WENT
TO ZAVALLA VOUNTT, TEXAS.
He was a novice to farming,
A man offered him the use
of 20 acrea of land without
charge for one year for the
clearing and plowing.
He planted 20 acrea of onions
according to the directions
given him by his neihnr8.
HE CLEARED fltr.W NET PROFIT
FROM THE M ACRES, OR $000 AN ACRE,
IN ONE SbAbON.
He then offered to buy the
land at $1U an acre, but the
owner wouldn't sell.
I HAVE 10,0u0 ACRES OF TUB
BAME LAND JUST ALONGSIDE!
AT ONLY $15.00 AN ACRE.
But It must be sold In one
body. Real estate men of
lung experience pronounce It
"THE BEST TRACT IN TEXAS."
It must be sold at once, and
ilo.OO Is CJT price.
Naturally ir ;. ,s a wholesale proposition.
Thla lail i readily re-sold In
email u- ..i :0 to $75 per acre and
If the I... . . ..,uta, 1 will undertake
Its re-a.
The land 1 offer you Is In the
artesian belt and la the beat
opportunity you .'will ever have to buy.
Fur particulars address
W. B. MURRAY, 407 COMMERCE BLDQ.,
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
TWO TEXAS FARMS FOR eALJfl.
131 acres, loo in cultivation, alfalfa, corn
and potatoea; three mites from the town
of Wharton; on the Colorado river; no
overflow; 6 miles from Houston.
Also 9u acrea, ki In cultivation, corn; ad
Joining the above place; ?4 of mile to a
railroad switch; party can get immediate
posatsalon; will take $60 per aore for one
or both places. Write to the owner. A. A.
Norton. Wharton. Tex. -Tor ma
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
It'a a county seat In the center of the RIO
Grande Valley and Irrigation; has railroad,
canals, new court house, good bank,
school, brick business houses; Chapln needs
people to develop lu great resources;
they're rich enough to make you rich. Ask
us for booklet ' B."
CHAP1N TOWNSITB COMPANY,
Chapln. Tex.
WIkoiii a.
S0-acre Improved farm for $1,600. This
irm has $0 acres cleared free of stumos
and under cultivation; land Is level; good
clay loam soil, clay subsoil; no stone; has
su acres or neavy narawooa timber sued
as sugar maple. Oak. basswood and birch,
no underbrush in the Umber; balance of
land easy to clear. This farm borders ja
a beautiful lake with good fishing. It has
a new frame house with seven rooms all
complete ready to move Into; and a 'new
stable, 16x28. Farm Is located six miles
from Cumberland and three miles front
Barronett; In a well settled farming; coun
try; Germans and Americans; on mala
traveled road, near schools, churches and
creamery. There ia timber enough on this
farm that when sold will nay the Interest
aud taxes for five yeara Terms $200 cash,
balance on time to suit purchaser. We
also own another W of unimproved land
that Joins this farm in case you want more
land. Send for our special list of other
farms and timber land we own, also our
book on northwestern Wlaconsln. We are
located In Barron county. 78 miles north
east of St. PauL Address Wlaconsln Cot
solution Co.. Cumberland. Wis.
VOU CAN BUI LAND FOR 110
month, Kood land, at from $8 to U0 per I
vi. iu v iitta auu uuuu. counnu Wis
consin.
We charse no interest. W niv th .-.-.
Insurance clause in the contract B.st op-
i.w. ......is ... w kwuuu iui me man oil
luuueiaiv uieauv lu own a larm and h. In. I
dependent. Write for map and book to
Dept. I
O. i SANBORN CO.. Eagle River. Wis.
TOU CAN BUT LAND FOR (10 A MONTH
gooo, ianu ti trom to sat an acre.
In Vilas and Oneida counties. Wisconsin.
We charge no Interest We pay the taxes.
Insurance clause In the contract.
BEST OPPORTUNITY IN THK COUNTRY
for man of moderate means to
OWN A 1'AHM AND' BE INDEPENDENT
w rim tor map nun oooa to Dept t
. F. BAN HORN CO.. Eagle River. Wis.
Wyoming.
FOR SALE 640-acre Improved and Irri
gated ranch, located In southern Wyoming,
completely fencud, with first class house
and all nscosaary outbuildings; Irrigation
stream direct from aovernmeut timh.r- re
serve, inoepenaent oi an water companies;
no coarse tor water, riants DirMtiui:
owner must sell at once and will sacrifice I
on reasonaoie terms. Address A. B. Land,
64 1,1111 mug., Lnicago, au.
Vtratnta.
CHOICE V1UU1N1A FARM It.
ALONO THE CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO
KAlLWAI A3 1XJW As 110 PER ACRE:
rich soli, mild winters, nearby eastern mar
kets. For handsome Illustrated booklet
COUNTRY LIFE IN VIRGINIA" Hue
pages), and low. twice a month excursion
rates. Address G. B. WALL. Real Estate
Agent. u. railway. Bos M u, Rich
mond, va.
VIROINIA FRUIT FARM.
Ks ACRES le.600.
Two-story bouse; U rooms and basement)
porchss; ample outbuildings: eDDle
orchard of 6u0 Albemarle pippins, wine
saps and other high-priced varieties; the
trcas are 12 years old. and being located In
the great fruit bait of Albemarle county
lh are hardy and thrifty, aud will yield
a lifelong income; miles to railroad
station; surrounded by good neighbors, if
taken at ones, only w.eou; part caah, bal
ance on easy terma For further details.
aae page 24, "Strout'a Farm Catalogue No.
ay, oecuna coition, ' It describee other
rare bargains from 6 an acre up in Vir
ginia, Maryland and the south. Copy free,
station E. a. aiirout. Union Bank
Bldg.. PUtaburg, Pa.
Mlaeellaaeeiaa.
HAVE TOU A FAKae FOV. SAT. TO OR
TRADET Or do you want to buy oneT
Make your want known through THIS DE3
MOINES CAPITAL, the want medium of I
lows, uates: 1 cent a word for each Inser
tion, cants a Hue, 70 cents an Inch. Cir
culation. 41.000. laraest of any Iowa dallv.
Oive us a trial. Address The Capital. Land
iepi.. uum luuiaes, lowa.
REAL ESTATE LOANS
GARVIN BROS., Id floor N. Y. Life, ttwi
to liou.ow on improved property. No delay.
WANTED City loans. Peters Trust Ce.
WANTED City loans snd warrants.
Far nam builth at Co., 12M Far nam be
W.
MONEY TO liOAN Payne Investment Ce.
1109 to $10,000 made promptly.
Weud Bldg.. lath and Fa main.
F. IX Weed.
U00 to 1.000 on homea in Omaha. O'Keete
Real Estate Co.. luul N. I. lUe. Uougta
or A-lliX
LOANS to home owners and borne build
ers, with privilege of making partial pay
meats semi-snnuaiiy.
W. H. THOMAS.
103 First NatioW .Hank Bldg-
REAL ESTATE WANTE D
WE II AVE BUYE11S FOB
(. ( and T-roont houaes. If prices are right
we can s.ll your property for you.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO
Suite tu N. Y. Life Bldg.
WANTED Good rental property. U.W0 to
tt.ooci. for choice vacant lot or lots, one
third to one-helf the value, balance spot
eaah. Give particulars of property offered.
Addreaa U iW. Bee.
SWAPS
1G0 acres land in El Paso
County, Colorado, all fenced,
every inch of it tillable; well
settled all around it. Clear.
Price $2,500. Want 8-room
house, north end preferred.
Will assume a reasonable in
cumbrance. ,
Nowata Land and Lot Co.
658 New York Life Bldg.
Phone Ked VJW.
CLEAN, new and up-to-date (tenerai
stock and frame bulldinBv A new and com
plete stock of hardware and Implements
and brick bulldinr. located In live Iowa
town and now doing good business, to trade
for good South Dakota, eastern Nebraska
or Iowa land. No dry farm land or sand
hills wanted, will assume or pay differ
ence. Address Y 141, Bee.
640 ACRES extra level land, close to rail
road. In Box Butte county, Nebraska; will
aschange for merchandise; price, fjo per
acre; will carry 4.UJU. A, H. Thompson,
Holdrage, Neb.
ELECTRIC light plant. Missouri county
seat; cost $30,000; leased $150 month; per
fect condition; owner lives North; will con
sider clear farm. 810 N. Y. Life Bldg.
8WAP&
Nine-room house nearly new. Will put In
caah In trade for vacant lot In Omaha.
NOWATA LOT & LAND CO..
Suite (68 New York Life Bldg. Ked 130.
WIS can trade anything, anywhere.
LATHROP TOB1N.
D. MEC. 421 Bee.
WE handle exchanges of properties of
merit. HARRY H. CULVER, 8OH-810 N. Y.
Life Bldg. 'Phone Douglas 7SG6.
WANTED to trade good five-passenger
automobile for Ralston lots. L. Howard,
Ralston, Neb.
HANDSOME Waverly Electric, new tires,
top, chalnless, black plush upholstering,
new batteries, perfect condition; cost $1,000
new. Owner will sell for caah or take clear
cottage or lots. 810 N. Y. Life Bldg.
TAILORS
MISFIT tailored suits $39 and $40 values
t $!&. Bee A. Rubensteln, lllhi 8. 14th St.
O. A. LINQUIST CO.. $38 PAXTON BLK.
FOR evening functions full drees Is the
rule, and to get It made right see Ed Thlal
Tailor. 719 B. lfith 8t-
WANTED TO BUY
WANTED To buy, second-hand Stewart
model U or 26 speed motor, wood or brass
wind shield, two-way valve for lyj exhaust
pipe blank. Address D 466. Bee.
BEST PRICE paid for
furniture, carpets, clothing
Phone Douglas 3871.
second-hand
and sboea
Safes One large and one medium
safe, state else and price. M iMO Bee.
BEST prte for BROKEN WATCHES.
Old Gold, etc NATHAN. SU a llttt St.
BEBT prices for 13-hand clothing. D. $440.
WANTEDr TO RENT
ti? a n.iil.. XTnmArmio Hn 1 1 a
Wc ftTo VJBlUUg iiuxucw-a
For Houses of All Slses. List With Us.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
(24 N. X. Life Bldg. Phone Rea 1999.
NEATLY furnished room by couple em
ployed during day. Musi be reaaonaoio.
640 Bee Bldg.
Persistent Advertising is
tbe Road to Big Returns.
The Columns of The Bee
Are Best for Advertisers.
Am
MONDAY We've been at this hotel for
two days, and I am beginning to get dis
gusted. As I'm writing in a diary and not
talking to any one, I can tell the truth
and say It's because there aren't aif) men.
Instead ot pretending it's on account ot the
meals.
Oh, dear) and my bath'ng suit is such a
dream. It's too short, but it's so clever
about It, no one could tell why It's so be
coming except a very smart woman. There
Is a blond girl staying here, and I'm be
ginning to think she Is anything but stupid.
She stared hard at ma yesterday morning
as I passed by and looked sort of unhappy,
which waa a great compliment Her hair
Is naturally yellow, but her face is abso
lutely made up the kind that's frightfully
expensive and that men always think Is the
real thing. I know because I use that kind
myself sometimes. I wonder It Tom would
admire her? I know he'd think she had
"NOT A MAN IN THE PLACE."
wonderful complexion. I wanted to have
him down for a few days, but perhaps ths
place would bore him. Men are so queer,
by the way. It was borne In upon me the
other day that Just because I had been
engaged to Tom once, and changed my
mind about It be doesn't quite trust me.
How could I help changing my mind If
It's that kind of a mlndT I seem to be
mentioning men all ths time. Any one
would think I thought a lot about them,
Whereas I don't that Is, after I'm sure
they're thinking about me. anyway, Tom's
jgfiBiif ife 'home ymawt pGgji
rHCLA
u
v. - n
etJummer Girt
COrTRIQHT. IfIA It 7H( HEW YOU IYENIN0 TCLEChUM
THE BLOND OAVE MB A LONG LOOK
AS I PASSED BY."
so aggravating! 1 keep telling him how
much I like him for a friend and how de
lightful It is to be platonlc, which usually
makes a man more in love with me. But
I'm beginning to be afraid Tom Is going
to take me at my word. If he dared to
become a friend of mlnet
Well, I know what I mean, anywayl The
bathing here is great The blond wvnt
into the water today, and she bas natu
rally curly hair. It does seem too mean.
Mine Is a wonderful color, but It'a abso
lutely straight I curl It so cleverly Jt
looks fluffy all the time, but by the sea
side, of course. It's hopelsss. Why couldn't
we have gone to the mountalnsT Her
bathing dress wasn't very short Well, 1
guess I can afford to have straight hair.
She couldn't swim a stroke, which 1
thought stupid of her at first. I swam
away out It was fun, but awfully hard
getting back, and my cap came off and
my hair got soaked and looked like strings.
Whytouldn't I have looked as the heroine
of a novel would have looked? I always
know when I look well, and I was a sight
then! Good graclousl If there wasn't ths
bsst looking man Men for ages teach
Ing that blond woman to swim! Htr hair
was In lovely little curls, not that shs
looked Ilka a heroine. She's too fat, even
If father doesn't thtnk so. They looked at
me, and then she looked at the h orison and
smiled, ft little.
Us looked so Indifferent
T7
AT LAST
For twenty years we have been trying to purchase
what is known as the Creighton tract of land at the in
tersection of Military and Institute Boulevards (45th
Street.) All things considered, it was even twenty years
ago altogether the most desirable tract ot land for divi
sion into residence lots in the City of Omaha.
. We at last made the purchase on a basis which en
ables us to offer the lots at prices that we can confi
dently recommend. There is nothing else like it, high,
sightly and beautiful, commanding a view of the river
and the bluffs in Iowa, miles away.
Right in town. Street railway on two sides of it,
with four minute service. Boulevard 150 feet wide
traversing it from one end to the other. Park board
will begin work on new boulevard at once. Reason
able restrictions as to the cost of buildings. Prices
range from S300 to $700. Terms, $10 to $25 a lot
cash, balance $7.50 to $15 a month. Never betorc
has such high class property been offered at so low a
price and on such easy payments.
Let us put our time against yours and show you
this property. Take the Benson or institute car line or
call at our office. Representatives will be on the
ground to show property from 4 p. m. till dark every
day till all are sold.
BENSON & GARMICHAEL
642 PAXTON BLOCK TELEPHONE DOUGLAS 1722
? & IT If 1
(NEW Y0M HEML0 COi M lorttl eNrvef,
I couln't stand it. So I looked right be
tween them and made a face. He laughed
and turned around to look at me as I
walked up the beach, which was what
"HE
LAUGHED AND
AROUND."
TURNED
wanted. My -back view was all right
Walt, oh you blond, until I appear In my
green and gold dinner gownl
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If Brightside and His
BY LAFAYETTE PARKS.
"What a lot of time and attention the
young women of today seem to devote to
the preparation of the wedding trousseau,"
begins Brlghtslde, while his First Born ap
provingly casts his eye down a new Ice
cream colored suit that he has Just suc
ceeded In separating from, his Indulgent
parent
"The glad rags of a dame on her wedding
day have got the bridegroom's togs beaten
to a fraxsle," agrees Son, circling forth a
rolley of cigarette smoke rings.
"While clothes do not make the man,"
continues Father, "the young women ap
pear to believe that they have a lot to do
In attracting him. To spend so much
money for wedding garments, especially by
persons In ordinary circumstances, seems
to be wasteful."
"Us chaps are certainly strong with the
economy stunt when the' time comes to
prance up to the altar while the organ Is
peeling its favorite fruit," declares Son.
"A friend ot your mother's has been six
mcnths getting her clothes ready for the
wedding day," Father resumes; ''and she
isn't sll through yet."
"No doubt It sounds very classy for a
i.'iar bride to hand out a line of dope like
r-
at to the rest of the skirts," comments
Son. "It's enouarh to aive an ordlnarr or
' hired man heart failure, however, when
he finds out what he's up against in ths
dry goods line. It's like stocking a depart
ment store to keep tabs on the pink-rib-
boned things a bride thinks she must have
In order to be up to date."
"Men folks don't seem to require such a
large assortment of articles of wearing
apparel," says Father.
"With a twenty-dollar bill to his mitt,
a guy can gallop down to a clothing store,
coming out In half an hour ready to be
spliced," asserts Son.
"Naturally, a woman would require a
great deal more time than that to select
her trousseau," Father argues.
"All a man has to buy Is a new suit of
black cheviot, a couple of suits of under
wear, two extra pairs of socks, get a hair
cut and a closs shave and he Is ready,"
enumerates Bon.
"I guess that's about all I had when I
married your mother," Father admits.
"If ths bridegroom had any more," de
clares Son, "there wouldn't be any room
In the trunk when they go away on their
honeymoon. Any girl with ambition to up
hold the family pride has to have about
twenty times as many things as one of us
coarse creatures. If any of the bright-eyed
brigade she calls her trt'e friends found out
that the bride had leas than one doxen each
of the fifty-seven varieties there would be a
general order Issued to boycott the whole
family."
"Marriage Is a sacred and solemn occa
sion and should not be turned Into a vain
display," protests Father. "Mothers ought
to Insist that their daughters begin their
married life along more economical lines
so fsr as clothes are concerned "
"They may have to furnish the flat 110
down and W a week," says Son, "but thai
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won't stop the coy little bride from spring.
Ing a bunch of flossy togs that would
make a Fifth avenue belle sit up and take
notice." ;
"Why do girls, who are ordinarily quite
sensible, demand so much more elaborate
a wedding outfit than the young man?"
queries Father.
"It's their last chance to dress up like a
circus pony and gallop around , the ring
without a bit In their mouths," Son re
plies; "so they go as far as they like.
After the prescber hands out the 'Oh,
promise me' dope, most brides know It's up
to them to pack up the trousseau In moth
balls, put on a blue gingham apron and
beat it to the kitchen."
(Copyright. 1910. by the N. T. Herald Co.l
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Daily Health Hint
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Nuta are a useful article of diet, but
they are highly concentrated and should
be eaten sparingly unleas taken In com
bination with fruits and fresh vegetables.
They are not well adapted for summer
eating.
Could Have Beea Avoided.
"Gentlemen of the Jury," erupted the at
torney for the plaintiff, addressing ths
twelve Arkansas peers, who wsre sitting
In judgment and on thslr respective
shoulder-blades, In a damage suit against
a grasping corporation for killing a cow.
"If the train had been running as slow
as It should have bsen ran. If the bell bad
been rung as It ort to have been ranaj, or
the whistle had been blown as It should
have been, blew, none of which was did.
the cow would not have been Injured when
shs was killed!" ente Fe Employe'
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