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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Be Publishing Company, only 2-cetit stamp received in payment of mail accounts, reraonal checka. except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT Of CIRCULATION. Stat of Nebraska. Douulas county, an Ueorge B. Tzschuck. treasurer of The Doe Publishing ComDanv. belna duly aworn aaya that the actual number of full and complete conies of The Dally. Morning Evening and Sunday Be printed during the month of May. 11)10, waa aa follows: 1 41,300 17 43,880 X 48,460 1 48,880 4 42,810 1 42,680 8 43,840 1 48,880 1 41,370 1 43,150 10 43,880 11 43.570 U 49,600 II 43,030 14 40,850 , K 41,600 1 43,110 II 43,030 11 43,880 10 43,000 U 43,000 12 41,460 11 43,740 84 43,830 II 43,000 21 43,370 17 43,400 21 43,650 II 41,800 10 43,370 II 44.180 Total I,3f8,810 Returned ooplee 6,886 Nat Total l,3vS,83S Dally Average 48,368 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer, Subscribed In my preaenc and aworn to error mo tnia am day or May, luiu. M. P. WALKER, Notary Public Subscriber leaving tk city tem porarily should have) Th Be mailed te them. Addresses will b changed aa often, a re tested. Nobody has dared call him Bwana Tumbq since be returned. George Washington never told a lie and James J. Hill admits be never did. Next. One virtue In this fast-fleeting pace of ours nothing has time to become monotonous. My goodness, last Sunday was Fathers' day and we forgot to, tell him. Poor old dad. Even Jack Binns, who saved the ship, is in the has-beens class of fame How soon we forget. The statesmen who have been so journing in Washington will now come marching home again. Can you Imagine "Uncle Joe" in the next congress on the floor trying to catch the speaker's eye? An eastern man recently died from the peck of a hen. Yet we continue to ask who rules the roost. Where grows the sunflower? asks Walt Mason. - In Kansas,' with an overflow into Nebraska. A Los Angeles couple were recently married on horseback, which ought to give them a quick start on life's race track. Mosquitoes are said to be so bad at the Atlantic seashore resorts that open-work hose are entirely out of style. Pshaw. After fifteen months' of strenuous resting in Africa, the colonel took one day off and then Jumped into the thick of his private work. Now the kaiser's knee is out of com mission. Well, we can ring in the crown prince to cover his base until his knee cornea around all right- There are 7,123 national banks do ing business in the United States. That Is almost two-thirds as many as the number of automobiles in the state of Nebraska. In Ireland widows and spinsters may vote, and most of them care so little idoui toe nsui urn mey win ex change it most any day for the proper sort of man. "Pikes peak or bust loses all its grim glamor when we hear that they are building a smooth boulevard from Kansas to that eminent eminence in the Rockies. ' ; Of course, while the colonel has de termined not to speak in public for two months, writing his views in let ters might not be regarded as a viola tion of the rule of silence. Down In Memphis the color line is drawn to exclude negroes from two publio parks. Negroes who live In this land of comparative freedom from race prejudice can hardly realize what they have to be thankful for. No wonder the prosecution lost in the case against Cleveland's golden rule chlef-of-pollce when it dropped thirteen of its original twenty-three charges. But the chief's acquittal must be accepted In the best of faith seriously, for he run the gauntlet of two weeks' hearing, involving the tes timony of 200 witnesses. A Record-Breaker. baterer political opponents or critics nay say, President Taft has the word of history to support the claim that no president since Abraham Lin coln ever accomplished, or persuaded congress to accomplish, as much ac tual business in the first sixteen months of his term as he has done The adjournment of congress marks a record-breaking record In the history of. congresses so far as volume of con structlve legislation goes, and that Is what we have come to conceive to be the function of congress, Two months ago a lot of impatient people were certain most of the prin clpal measures which the president and the party had pledged to enact would never get through this congress. Among these measures were the rail road bill, the bills for statehood, postal savings, issuance of certificates of In debtedness for reclamation and other conservation measures, extending the activities of the tariff board and the campaign fund publicity bill, and yet every one is written upon the statute books, and it is there because and by reason of the fact that the president forced congress to such a unity of ac tion as would get them there. The personal equation of the president has figured ss the dominant influence in this congress and it is well for the country that it has. Go back sixty days and subtract from the delibera tions the faithful direction and per sistent prodding of the president and leave the two houses divided on politi cal and factional lines and determine for yourself how much of this legisla tion, promised by the party in power and demanded by the people, we would have today. William Howard Taft has revealed a new side of his character in his lead ership of congress. He has applied the rod with vigor at times and spoken softly at other times, commanding al ways and conciliating when necessary, and, by a most fortunate combination of tactful elements which few men in his position have possessed to a more practical degree, getting results. And the country is the gainer by It. It Is a personal triumph for the president but a distinct victory for his party, be cause it represents a scrupulous ful Ailment of pledges to the people. Not all this legislation may be the best that could be framed, but all has enough good in it to make the best for the time and the circumstances. The tariff law, against which many have railed, chiefly In ignorance of its ac tual content, is not Ideal, as the presl dent himself admits, but it is raising about $40,000,000 in revenue a year more than the Dlngley law produced and through the operation of a max! mum and minimum schedule has secured the admission of about 60 per cent of our exports to foreign ports free of duty and '95 per cent of those dultable under the minimum rates in these respective countries. It is hard to conceive of intelligent voters falling to appreciate and ap prove the party and its leaders respon' slble with the president for these laws, for this congress of strenuous activity and efficient service, beside whose ac tual achievements the record of no congress may be compared with dls paragement to this one. Fine Points of the Constitution. With the income tax amendment to the federal constitution in process of ratification by the various states, the speech delivered in the United States senate not long ago by Senator Money of Mississippi attempting to draw In question the validity of the fourteenth amendment brings out a number of fine points which may yet have more than academic significance. To ratify an amendment and Incor porate it into the constitution requires submission in due form and the assent of three-fourths of the states of the union. The fourteenth amendment was submitted by congress when there were thirty-seven states, which would make three-fourths of that number, or twenty-eight, necessary to valid rat iflcatlon. But Nebraska was admitted shortly after and counted as one of the ratifying states. The question Is raised, therefore, whether three- fourths of the states contemplated by the constitution is three-fourths of those enjoying statehood at the time the amendment Is proposed or three fourths of the number enjoying state hood at the time of final ratification. If the latter, plainly an amendment lacking the necessary votes could be carried by creating enough new states to make up the three-fourths. If not, then subsequently admitted states should have no vote. Inasmuch as we have In prospect two new states to be formed out of Arizona and New Mex ico not figured In when the Income tax amendment was submitted by con gress, it is, at least, barely possible that a similar situation might be again presented as when Nebraska was ad mltted. Another question raised by Senator Money goes to the point whether the assent of a state once given for rati fication of a constitutional amendment is irrevocaDie or can be later with drawn. It is conceded that a state falling to assent through one legisla ture can through a subsequent legisla ture change Its position and help make up the necessary three-fourths vote. The record of the fourteenth amend ment shows that six states first re jected and later, through reconstruc tion governments, rescinded the rejec tion by formal ratification, but two states also which at first ratified later attempted to reject prior to the pro mulgation and affirmative vote of three-fourths of the states. Senator Money Insists that they bad a right to rescind and that, going on the theory of free assent, the fourteenth amend ment did not have the necessary votes for valid ratification. It will be hard for 8enator Money to make people believe that he is in earnest in demanding proceedings at this day to have set aside as void an amendment which has been excepted aa part of the constitution for more than thirty years. Were he in earnest we could see little prospect for him to accomplish that object inas much ss the supreme court has applied the provisions of that amendment to all sorts of cases. The points he raises in that connection, however, may have a bearing upon the action of the states with reference to the Income tax amendment which is going through the same steps and has similar obsta cles to overcome as did the fourteenth amendment. Omaha ai a Seat of Medical Education. The FIexne,r report on medical edu cation which has created such a tlr in medical circles by its drastic criti cism of existing medical schools and their methods, outlines a plan for re construction of Interest, to layman as well as professional. The proposition Is laid down as a starting point that we must at onco reduce the number and Improve tho output of our medical schools, and that It would be easier and cheaper to snuff out the undesirable and super fluous institutions now than to let them prolong a precarious life through an Intervening period consuming resources that would be worse than wasted. The plan proposed by Dr, Flexner would save only thirty-one out of 155 medical schools and prescribe race suicide for the other 124. For the iroup of states comprising the middle west he would provide five medical schools, locating one each at Minneapolis, St Louis, Omaha, Ktnpas City and Iowa City. Dr. Flexnor goes on the theory that the medical school for Nebraska should be conducted in connection with the state university, But he objects to the university present plan of dispersing Its energies through a divided school and advocates concentration of the two parts, prefer ably at Omaha because of the great advantages here In clinical material and hospital facilities over Lincoln. ir Dr.. Jfiexner had his way ap parently he would merge the medical department of Creighton university and of the state university and build up one big well equipped, liberally endowed and high standard pro fessional school at Omaha to serve as the medical department of the two unl vers! ties and receive students prepaied in either. There was talk once be fore of a merger of Omaha's two medi cat schools, but nothing came of it and whether such a consummation still feasible, desirable as it might be Is open to question. These two modi cal schools seem to be going along each in its own path, at about the same pace. It is certain, however that complete reconstruction of the medical department of the University of Nebraska to conform to the require ments of the most advanced standards will come before very long, and that the medical department of Creighton university will likewise, unless such merger ensues, have to strike out first or follow suit Omaha is destined to be the prin cipal seat of medical education in this section of the middle west, and the forces ought to be conserved and sys tematized to produce tho best results, Those engaged In medical ' teaching here or interested in our medical acnoois can ne leaders in the move- knent if they only wJJl. France's Stork Laws. France is at last giving serious heed to the decrease In its birth rate, to which Colonel Roosevelt so forcibly called attention in his Sorbonne ad dress. A series of measures has been introduced In the French Parliament designed to check the dangerous ten dency of race suicide by placing pre miums on marriage, such as supple mentary salaries for government em ployes with three or more children and the abrogation of the obnoxious law compelling an equal distribution of estates between children. An in centive is to be given all government employes 25 years of age or above to marry. It is high time France was taking some such action, for its birth rate has gone down to a point of ominous as pect. Since 1851 the nation's popula tlon has Increased but 3,000,000, which is a smaller rate of increase than any other European nation. Ger many in that time has Increased by 21,000,000 and Great Britain by 14,- 000,000. In sixty years, therefore, the population of France has virtually stood still, and whether this has caused stagnation or retrogression in other lines of civil life or not these condi tions have come about until today the situation is alarming. France has the largest national debt of any world power and its expendi tures are steadily increasing out of all proportion with its rate of Income. It depends practically upon two sources for its revenue taxation and state properties and monopolies. Its Industries are not keeping pace with the times and its whole national life is at the point where, if it has not al ready set In, decadence cannot be warded off long unless a change Is brought about. We have joked a goo.d deal about the matter of race suicide and it does seem like obtruding official authority when it becomes necessary to take such action as France has In view, but continuation in the course of the last sixty years would be fatal. It is no fine commentary on the republic of France that Indulgence has brought It to such an extreme. If the strenuous American's courageous speech at this Parisian university is the leaven that has stirred the national spirit of the French people, then It is time to pay the proper tribute to this Rooseveltian characteristic of saying what he feels to be right and needful at any time or place. Mere Man'i Opportunity. Man has been complaining for some time about woman usurping his field of employment. He finds ecarcelr a sphere of labor today In which in some channel or other woman has not In truded, and the less gallant of the sterner sex have resented what they choose to call unwarranted competi tion. It Is not so easy to settle the merits of this controversy as it is to suggest a way of relief to those men who feel aggrieved at woman's ambition and aggression, or who find themselves crowded out of work as a result of it. uet mere man go into woman's field of occupation. Usurp what has al ways been her exclusive rights, turn the tables of competition and engage in domestic service. And you will nna ample opportunities, too. for woman herself is neglecting this field and households all over the land are crying almost in despair for servants. That man who can solve the servant problem has his fortune made. He need not harrow bis brain loneer about, woman taking from him his pre rogatives. ' ' As a matter of fact there are many men wno couia ao worse than go into ffl mlllAO mm Mut1- t. it.. I wvivn. iu me large weauny lamines or Dig cities the lead- m men wny not in the smaller places? If great men can be- come great chefs, why not ordinary men become good cooks? Of course, we ao not suppose that this opportun- Irv will I,.-.. !.-. . . ... .. w u,a BO lar mio the work that they will actually seek to monopolize all forms of domestic service and crowd the women out en- tlrely, but the opportunity is there. minx wnai a snap it would be. men. to have your Thursdays and Sundays off two ball games a week, or In th winter you might make It two mati- nees and sure pay day all the year round Advice to Young Lawyers Shall a lawyer help a client violate the law? That question propounded to an attorney would ordinarily pro .uu.suoul o. DUl It IB not VIVSl 'b7 ,aUy i U U PUt by Edward M. Shepard, one of the eml- nnf llWAn rt XJau. v..b . I "" '," V , Vlljr' nQ ui,u . indicate! tne per- tinency of the question. In the course of a recent address Mr. Shenarri uM enan a lawyer help a client vloiat. th law i ir a client cornea to you, saying that ne meditate breaking Into a houso. and committing a burglary, and you heln him then you deserve the same punishment as th burglar. And th same thing Is true In regard to a lawyer who helps a corpora tlon break th law. But It Is no uncommon tnmg that a corporation or an individual wishes to do an Innocent thing that, in one way is lawful, and In another la not Then it is the duty of the lawrcr to find out wnat is permitted by law. mis is wnoiesome advice and a sound principle Mr. Shepard holds up to the young men about to enter this alrearlv nvrirnvH t..i the advice is needed, too, for there are toaay too many lawyers who are not following these precepts. If they were we would have less cause for complaint at retarded justice or de feated justice where money tips the balance of the scales on the side of one of the litigants. "An innocent thing," to which Mr, Shepard refers 1b harmless and there-lflne" fore not always productive of fees or revenue, but that should never be the moving influence with any lawyer in any case and before we reach that ideal ' goal of equal Justice which is tripped so lightly upon the tongue today it will be necessary to practice some of ineae goiaen precepts, why should the talents of a lawyer be used to pro tect guilty persons from just penal ties. So long as euch distinguished not ui iu icgai Droiaaaion aa Edward M. Shepard say that this Is done the rest of the honored bar will have to be patient if the laity makes a similar insinuation. The fact is there is a crying need for reform along these i lines. WOrK and flay. Chicago has a banker who va h nVAF tr.Alr v.IIak r, ,. ' ,u,' wu' to rest, never lost a day from business on account of sickness, eschews base ball, does not play golf, tennis or j , j-i-v. ,-, , cards, never drinks, chews or smokes, but always puts in nine hours of solid work at the bank every day. And mai man nas risen from messenger boy to presidency, A remarkable career, but not for so remarkable a man. Others have risen from as humble beginnings to as great , . .v. V ""u Pleasure oi me aiong mo way, either. This man preaches, "Make your business rr.ur r,lRiir " which I. . , u we vbu-u it true meaning, us true meaning is not literal, however. What I tbls Chicago banker has done thou' anas oi oiaer persons might never And possible. The thing comes down to a matter of temperament. Such an abstemious existence would ruin most boys and men, drive out of them that very element of character neces sary to give them success. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull hnv ' mirmm M , J . . I wa not spoaea in jest, u nas a deep and genuine meaning. Where one man, by shutting out of his life every- thing but hard work, succeeds and is hannv nna hundred ty. . ,,, , I more likely, would fall and become morose a safe example for the one, but dangerous for the many. The moral, the mental, the physical man calls for recrestlon, a certain amount of It, and while work is the main thing in life, play has its place, U is characteristic of the American People that they play as hard as they I work, and the American people as a whole are the healthiest, happiest and most prosperous people in the world. There is some reason to doubt, after all, if the prodigies of life are more useful than the ordinaries. We can do without the brilliance much more hand1Iy than we c'n iacrince th average. The enactment of a law providing for a National Fine Arts commission has been promptly followed by the ap- polntment as commissioners of the group of architects and artists who were named as an unofficial commis sion during President Roosevelt's ad ministration. A fine arts commission to elevate our artistic ideals will strike everyone as a step in the right dlrec tlon, and yet we in the west cannot but wonder If there is no art on this side of the Mississippi river that is worth being represented in the mem ueisuip oi me commission. Ours is a great country, and no section of it has any monopoly on love of art or artistic sense to be truly national the com mission should be national in its make-up. The Houston Post says Houston does not like to associate with St. Louis. All Texas towns rlo not fanl that way. though: for. instance. thr is Dallas permitting: the kin of st. ivouis brewers to buy a quarter million-dollar site and erect a million dollar hotel on it. Maybe that has something to do with Houston's feelings. The democratic movement, under it.. .,11 w , -" yuunvu lusuigency, to form a "third party," sustained an awful Jolt In that Minnesota repub- "can convention that adopted ringing Taft resolution, and declined to aLpt Rnv aisparaging him or his admlnls- tration A Dook rvew In current maga 1 106 Indulges in the following: A generation henc the nam of Mr. Bryan may be only a tradition connected, as was that of Henry Clav. with neri. tent ana unsuccessful seeking of the road to Waahlngton and the White Houae. Help! Help! Lese majeste! Un thinkable! I Tf thoan r,rl. Sirhror. or. a. .At lQ t of self-defense as they are in the art of working the free ad- vertislng graft they are both entitled to the chamDlonshln belt. A Q nest Ion Blistered. Nw Tork Tribune. What shall w do with our ex-presldents? How pal and academic that problem aa It naa hitherto presented Itself now seems! Casts of the Weariness. Philadelphia Ledger. Some railway men seem to have the ideal that to manage a railroad Involves the management of the government. Thus they wear out. from overwork. Beauty Linked with Tragedy. Baltimore American. It is one of the Ironies of fate that plac like Lake Como, whose very name is ynonym for ail that is most beautiful and romantic in natur and in poetry, ribie associations a that of the Chariton tragedy. "Apt Illustration's Artful Aid." Cleveland Plain Dealer. .mowing peDDies at a mad dog," says an exchange, "would be aa effective aa the fine thrown at automobile scorchers by our complacent American police magis trates." One fancies that th pebbles would be ven more effective, inasmuch aa the are not ef,eotlve l " Th compart on of th speed maniac with a mad dog, however, may be allowed to stand. Tha West and Postal Saving!. Boston Transcript. The west ha always said that fhe east was mistaken In its attitude toward the postal savings bank project; and that the Mct,on w,th u" bunda.nt facilities, in- i'uuhij . lugiuy organized saving TTanK system, did not realize the large service to the community which a government agejicy of this kind might perform. Tha opportunity to test this question has com, ine popie who want 1 per cent interest can now stand up and be counted. Our Birthday Book Jan 86. 1810. eereno m. rayne, member of congress of the way and mean committee, was born Jun 26 im ,l Hamilton, ?. y. w, """ 'onS " rec- ords in connection with the Payne-Aldrlch tariff law. of which house bin was drafted under his supervision. William James Mayo, of th famous maju uiuliicii, .uraemia at nocnester, ,., is cei.brating hi. fortynmth birth- df y. H was horn at Lsueur, Minn., and has don some work that ha put him In th class of a wizard of surgery. Howard H. Baldrlge, lawyer, offlclng in the First National bank building. Is forty- six today. Ho waa born in Hollidayburc. Pa., and graduated at Bucknell university I" ,n ,th ,law c"ur,V' th" University of Pennsylvania. H has been assistant united Btatea attorney, county attorney and state senator. Rev- Frederick t. Rouse, pastor of th First Congregational church, was born st Jamestown, N. Y. H was educated at Wllllston seminary and Vale seminary, and has been in th min- Istry since 1884, starting out in th Ha waiian Islands, coming to Omaha in 1907 from Appleton, Wisconsin. Henry F. Dalley, th real estate man. Is 49 year old today. He la secretary of th Est even Coal and Brick company, with headquarters in Minneapolis. John W. Redick, with 11. E. palmer Bon it Co., insurance, was born June at 1884. right her In Omaha. He waa edu- cted Bt Williams colleg, having been In LI. ll - V. I ... . W. UUSII1... .lilt; JtfVf. tl th, on of Juoa Radlek. A. Q. Beson, who run th fir in.ur- nce Inspection and rat bureau for Omaha clebrtln hl fifty-first birthday, h. wa born In Dowaglao, Michigan, and has ben In th fir Insurance busln thirty - five years. for PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. A Joy rider who killed a woman In Nw Torn waa sentenced to fifteen years in the penitentiary. In passing sentence th court told th culprit he ought to get tl virus out of his system in that time. A French physician announces Mint any of the 111 of the flesh will vanish by simply exposing the naked body to th direct rays of the summer sun. Corn building weather hereabout would hang the hide on this tale. Margaret Illlngton Frohman Bowes talka merrily of returning to th foot guts next fall. Leas than a year ao she traveled the Reno road to Bovs and domestic peace. Much more might be told, but Margaret has a press agent of her own. Pan Francisco ha pledges of S, 000. 000 of the 17.600,000 needed to float th Pan ama exposition. Disgruntled sport in that section maintain that th balance could be raised by a finish fisht between Governor Gllle.tt and Mayor McCarthy of "my town." in the noise and excitement of the Roosevelt landing on Isaao Pollock of Brooklyn, a fellow passenger, neglected to tell th custom house sleuths about 16,000 worth of jewelry hidden In his clothes. Uncle Loeb declined ths explanation, but took the Jewels. Blerlot hud spent his entire fortune bp lore he started on his famous channel flight and a few years ago he had an In come of $12,000. It all went on his aero plane experiments and only his wife, of all his relatives, had faith In him. Now he Is rich again, and It isn't anything for him to clear $30,000 a week. The story of King George's earlv mor- ganatio marriage has had such a wide clr cuiation that It Is only fair to note that the dean of Norwich In hlu address lat bunday took pulns to denounce It aa "ob- solutely, root and branch, an untruth. in aean also thought it worth while to deny that the king ever drank to excess. LAKD WITHDRAWAL, BILL. most Important of Conservation Measure Passed. Kansas City Times. The most Important of th several con servation bills before congress has been passed by both houses and will be signed by the president. It provides that the president may at any time withdraw public larirla rrrn n L. 1 " vi me puipuse OI p,.0. tecting water power sites, for classification anl valuation or for other purposes caicu- lated t0 Protect ln people against the .tnIn'0" il 'UCh.. land". wlthout coal. o7.n oth.'r Lpu Tre u"S account in th bin. This law will make legal by explicit authority what President Roosevelt did without such authority, but also without explicit prohibition In the conatltution of the laws. The extent of which the public lands, mora especially those holding heavy deposits of coal, minerals or oil, or covered by fine timber, were being taken over by private interests, often by unlawful meth ods, made It necessary that some arbitrary power should interfere to save the public domain from such exploitation. Mr. Roose velt did the right thing, and he persisted in doing it in spite of the bellowing of the gored oxen. When he was told that the laws did not specifically grant him this power he answered that the law did not specifically deny it, and intimated that if law was necessary thea the law should be pi uviueu. Secretary Balllnger, almost immediately arter asauming charg of the Interior de partment, restored to; entry most of the land withdrawn by President Roosevelt's order. But public sentiment overwhelmed Washington in vigorous protest, and aoon after many of the lands thus restored to entry were again withdrawn, pending the enactment of the law which is now through both houses. - PREACHER Oil I'KOMOTEH f On Clergyman Object to Union of Both Dutlea. Boston Transcript Many a clergyman will sympathize with the Presbyterian divine who, though he has loug successfully ministered to one of the oldest churches in Chicago, recently resigned because he felt that his true func tion, that of preacher and pastor, waa ob scured by th executive duties that fall, almost inevitably, upon the head of a metropolitan church. He had to manage institutions, preside over societies, solicit endowments, and act aa charity trustee, bond broker, gymnasium director, settle ment worker, school official and even bill collector, and, being "essentially a religion ist," such activities seemed to him not only wasteful, but wrong. There are many young men Who axe equipped with capac ity for executive work, he says, and to such belong tha pastorates of urban churches. Possibly that Is true. Perhaps It is still more true that no man should be expected to combine the incongruous duties of priest and promoter, except he be fully persuaded that he can do so suc cessfully. In any church there should be some devoted msn or men who would be willing to relieve the minister of such burden and set him free to fix hi heart and his mind upon the things of th spirit. IB J)q jfoil Realize that your Piano costs you $50 per annum for upkeep? This embraces interest, taxes, tuning and depreciation. Are you getting returns to offset this expense! Your piano is in use only when the musician of the house is in the mood. VTiy not have an instrument that you can use, she can play and they can produce any of the CLASSICS as well as the popular music, without instructions or expense. The A. Hospe Co. have the article to fill this want, etc. The Boudoir Player Piano, price $375.00, including bench, scarf and 25 rolls of music. $2.00 per week will pay for it. Let us have your old used piano as part pay for the use ful piano. Should Alice wish to play by hand, the Houdoir is the piano, but George will play it with his feet and de liver the goods just the same. A. HOSPE CO. 1513-1515 Douglas Street ' P. S. A six year old can play the Boudoir. SERMONS BOILED DOWN. I,ove Is the Kecrit of loyalty. The' rape for avid defers the golden a. Heaven Is often hidden in our hardvhlps. A good denl of honest linplety Is du to tham piety. No man was ever yet led Into truth by shaking a fist at him. None get on the height with the divine ho are not nr. the level with men. The pessimists are the people who ana lyse the game, but never get Into It. Our poverty Is more likely to be due to the good we miss than to the goods we lose. m The bent way to meet some enemies 1 to slay them first and argue with them afterwards. When the church goes Into th circus business the side shows soon in allow up the main tent Nothing will keep men from becoming saints better than the sight of some who are dead sure they are. No man ever deeply admired a great good without deeply detesting that which stood In Its way. Chicago Tribune. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Ho you don't care for the peekaboo styles?" 1 do not. "What do you think a girl ought ta wear I "Clothes." Louisville Courier-Journal. Hunbami- -Why don't you act cheerful Ilka Mrs. Uinks? Wife I would If I were a widow, a aha is. Cleveland Leader. She Dili you say anvlhlna- to didi about your being too young T He les. But he said when I one heaan to pay your bills I should aa ranldlv enough. Pittsburg Osteite. "By the wsy. Elder Browne, whv is it thst you always address your congregation as 'brethren,' and never mention the women In your sermons T" 'But, my dear madam, the one embraces the other." 'Oh. but. Elder, not in church." Rueres Magazine. "John." asked his wife, who waa wrlrln to one of her former schoolmates, "whlcii is proper to say: -I differ from you' or ! differ with youf " Tell her you differ from her. I under stand that she lets her husband have a, part of his salary to have fun with him self." Chicago Tribune. Young Wife (proudlv exhibiting the ha.hvt Isn't h a darling, BruceT Just feel of his plump little legs! Bachelor mother They re as hard aa nails, Bertha. He's a corker. Young Wife Hard as nails! You brutet Chicago Tribune. A MEMORY. Author Unknown. I think the gentle soul of him Goes softly in some garden place. With the old smile time' may not dim Upon his face. He was a lover of the spring. With love that never quite forgets, Surely sees roses blossoming And vloJets. Now that his day of toll Is through, I love to think he sits at ease, With some old volume that he knows Upon his knees. Watching, perhaps, with quiet eyea The nhlte clouds dNftiii argosy; Or twilight opening flower-trlae On land and sea. ' lie who so loved companionship I may not think walks quite alone, Fniilng some friendly band to slip Within his own. Those whom he loved aforetime, still, I doubt not. bear him comnanv; I think that laughter yet may thrill Where he may be. A thought, a fancy who may tell? Yet 1 who ever pray it so Feel through my tears that all it weH And this i know. That God is gentle to Ilia ruent And. therefore, may I gladly sav. 'Surely, tho thingx He loved the best Are His today." Salt Sulpher Water From Excelsior Spring, Mo. is only one of omr ion i.imiu ,,r Kti,1ur.i Waters we Bell. We buy direct from Springs or Importer and are in position to make low price ana guarantee freah ness and genuineness. v rue fur cata logue. Crystal Lithia (Excelsior Springs) E gal lon Jug. at Bu.QO Bait buiphur, (Excelxlor Springs) 6 gal lon J u. at u Q Ulainoiiu t,lthia Water. i gallon bottle. now at 4oo 1 dozen linn Sulplio hullne water, qt. bot. 25c, doz. 8.8S tttgeni water, nun, qu bottl SS 1 dozen, at tnai Carlbbad bprudel Wageer, bottle ....BO 1 dozen, at as.no French Vichy water, bot. 40c, doz 4.60 Appollliiarls Water, qu, pu. and Splits, Allouez Magnesia water, qt. 5c, doz 8. BO Buffalo Lithia Water, Vi gal. bottle . BOO 1 dozen cati $5.78 Ballurdvale, pts. 16c, doz l.BO liallardvllle, qtx. 20c, doz a.SO Ballardvale, H gals. 40c, doz 4.0a Colfax water, Vi-g&l. bot. S5c, doz... 3.60 Delivery free In Omaha, Council Bluffs and tJouh Omaha. Sherman & tcConnell Drug Co. Corner 16th and Dodge Bt. Owl Drug Co. Corner 16th and Barney its. Lt' a 8 1 ... -S-JtSl,lMS..-JiC:iM WTO III I V 1 r 111 'r 1 I.