JUL THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 1910. The umaiia Daily Dce. ror,NI'KD BV EDWARD HOSE WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Fntprnl at Omaha postoftice aa sccond :lass matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. Hally Ie (Inrlucllng Hunrtny), per werk.l.ic lnily Hot (-lHiout Sunday), per weok..l0c l)ally H's (without Sunday), oiib ycar.lt.iio tally l)-e and Sunday, one year COO 1EL1 V1:HK1) 11Y CAHRIKR. SvenliiK Hi e (without. Kundny), per woek.fic Cvrnlng Itc-o (with Sunday), pr week.. KM- Sunday itpp, on year Ji.fiO Saturday lire, one year 1.50 Mr-ss all rnmplnlnm of lirrKiilnrltles In , 'Jvery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The lice Itulldlng. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Hint to 15 Scott Street. Lincoln SI Lltiln HiillcllnK. C'tiWaKO 15(8 MaifUtte HiilMlng. New York Rooms 1101-1102 No. 34 West lilrty-thlrd Street. Washington 125 Fourteenth Ptreet, N. XV. CORRESPONDENCE. 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Congressman Burton Harrison can not bo expected to exult over the open door policy. What the democrats so much dis like about President Taft Is that he is making good. And now the city building Inspector is asking for an automobile at public expense. Next! Now, all you people who have been wanting to know what the colonel would do when he returned ask him. Noptune is too wise an old god to deny the freedom of the ocean to a man who could make the sphynx talk. Now comes some advanced reformer and urges us to conserve our wisdom. But what will we use In the mean time? Carry the big stick, but speak softly. That is, when you hit a man, hit him so hard that he will never come back at you. Judging from the earmarks of that letter, our old friend, "Tom" Black burn, must also be coddling a "sting of Ingratitude." Pennsylvania boasts of a cow that sold for $3,000. Pooh, why, Nebraska has cows whose sirloin steak would bring that much. The Houston boy who swallowed the bottle of Indelible Ink doubtless meant to draw the color line more dis tinctly In Texas. It Is taking a mean advantage of a man for all these democrats to an nounco their candidacies while Mr. Bryan is touring 8cotland. y Douglas county la accredited ' four delegates in the coming populist con vention. Where are the four? Here Is a chance for volunteers. , Chicago's offer of 12 5,000 to any aviator who will fly from New York to Chicago looks like a cheap scheme to divert population from Gotham. Somebody asks why the colonel did not commit himself on the Dronosittnn of abolishing the House of Lords. The colonel discusses only live topics. Dundee has Just votod bonds for new pavements and Btrect Improve ments. All right, Omaha will help 'pay the debt off after annexation. Even at that. Isn't It a trifle expen sive to the taxpayers of Omaha to make them pay $8,263,295.49 Just to ee the Bee Building company replace one tenant with another? Texas Is making rapid progress and It Is due, no doubt; to the fact that so many Nebraskans are lending tuoir aid to the state's development, meantime retaining their residence here. The Americans sat by and watched those British, German and French fel lows flip around In their little air boats and then, getting Impatient, showed them how to navigate the air. Life Insurance claims paid In Ne braska during . the year 1909 are said to aggregate 1,300,000. How much wat takva wt f Nebraska for pre miums on life policies la not stated. The Eailroad Bill. The new railroad bill as reported out of conference committee is prac tically assured of becoming a law in that form without further change. The bill, "as is always the caso with such far-reaching legislation, has been mod ified In various features from the orig inal draft as Introduced, but still re tains most of the important provisions urged by the president, and tbo changes have, for the most part, been In the direction of strengthening and filling in the first outline. The new railroad bill breaks ground particularly In throo Important sec tions. First, in the creation of a commerce court, which Is to be made up of five judges detailed from the circuit bench, and to have, exclusivo Jurisdiction, sub ject to limited appeal, over all cases In which orders of the state commerce commission ' aro questioned. This court Is to be a special court dealing with this one subject, expediting the litigation that may come before It and doing away with the delays' ot the present system, which often amount to denial of Justice. Second, the enlargement ot the power of the Interstate Commerce commission over Tates. Hitherto the commission has had no authority to take any action except on complaint, but now under the new law It will be able to Inaugurate proceedings of its' own Initiative wherever the rate sheets filed by the railroads appear to be un warranted. Third, the Jurisdiction of the Inter state Commerce commission la ex tended to embrace telephone, tele graph and cable companies, putting the latter in the same class with other common carriers engaged In interstate traffic. There are other provisions of scarcely less Importance, euch as the long and short haul clause, the com mission to Investigate stock and bond Issues and the penalty clauses. ' The new railroad bill and the postal savings bank bill will stand out with out question as the two great measures of constructive legislation of the pres ent congress. When the original interstate com merce act was passed It gave the Im petus for creation of Btate railway commissions in nearly all of the states, and this new railway legislation may be expected to be a starting point, also, for further legislation giving the state commissions corresponding authority and power where they do not already possess it. Canada Seeks Trade Treaty. In view of the independent at tltude Canada betrayed toward' the United States' proposal of reci procity some months ago, the Canadian government's request now for a trade treaty with this country 1b of unusual significance. Canada has Indicated to Secretary rtnox. Its desire to begin ne gotiations for a treaty as soon as pos sible, which in all probability will be early In the autumn. The United States has much to gain from the right sort of treaty with Canada. This country is in a much different situation commercially . than It was ten years ago, when almost any Bort of treaty with us would have been a material aid to Its developing Indus tries, but now it Is able to obtain better terms for itself. Of course Canada's present Bollcltude is for its wood pulp Industry. It all but has a monopoly on spruce wood and Its business from that source Is securing about $10,000,000 a year. It Is supplying the United States with 23 per cent of Its pulp wood and seven-tenths of Its wood pulp, and American capital is seeking investment In paper mills over the line. These figures clearly indicate ' the wisdom of Canada's fortifying this In dustry with a measure of tariff pro tection, and In view of the fact It be hooves the United States to proceed with negotiations that will give us a fair trade-reciprocity treaty. It Is not the time to talk of what might have been accomplished a decade ago, for the United States still may derive much actual benefit from such an agreement and it cannot blame Canada for seek ing to "protect Its own. Industries. Cer tainly we should desire the most har monious trade relations with the Do minion that it is possible to establish without sacrificing any of our own in terests. 1 See America Firit. Two years ago the railroads insti tuted a movement they call "See Amer ica First," designed to stimulate travel In the United States, and though funda mentally commercial from the rail roads' standpoint, it was educational as well in its results and should havo been maintained with vigorous effort. But this year more .Amer icans are going to Europe than ever bofore, and they, will scatter added millions in the various countries over the Atlantic. European travel, too, is educational and a means of culture and knowledge tor those who can afford It, not to be discouraged, but it is nevertheless a fact that mony of the travelers could got more education and aa much cul ture of a practical sort nearer home. In Europe, Berlin is Germany, Paris is France, London is England, but In the United States no city, no single state. represents in any fair measure the characteristics of the nation to the man seeking a knowledge of the coun try. What can one tell of California who has never been outside of Boston or New York? Or what does he know of the Yellowstone who has only seen the Green mountains of New England? Or what does the man who has lived his life in Chicago know of the great northwest, with its fertile pral ries and boundless resources? What do half the people of tle country know of the-south, its resources, industries and living problems? Ours Is a cosmo politan nation, and a land whose topog raphy, climate, horticulture, agricul ture, fauna, Industries, vary radically with different sections and localities, so that to obtain anything like an in telligent knowledge of the country, one has to go over It and study It. And it is large chough and interesting enough to engage a traveler for an in definite length of time. Ambassador James Bryce, one of the greatest world travelers, says he found In tho United States the most sublime scenery in the world. Americans who spend annually $4,000,000 seeing Eu rope, ought to be able to get as much pleasure and profit out of the beauties and interest of their own land as this English statesman. It will do us good as American citizens and patriots, to say nothing of our education, to culti vate this "See America First" fad. Poor Oklahoma. Oklahoma deserves all the sympathy and commiseration generous folk may give it. It has a poor chance to make a decent start In lifo as a state. To begin with it was encumbered with a constitution for which Mr. Bryan him self modestly admits he drew the plans and specifications, and then it had for Its first governor Charles N. Haskell. What could be expected but trouble for an Infant commonwealth with such ail' Incubus upon it? Its young life thus far has been a period of blunder and mistake. It has been embarrassed at every turn of the road and held up to tho contumely of its older sister states until its own people must feel the pain of such circumstances. To be sure, Mr. Bryan, after ho had drafted this constitution, told us it was the best constitution any state in the union had. But it has not worked out that way. Mr.- Bryan also pro claimed Governor Haskell the Ideal man for the place. Well, the governor has been at such great disadvantage since certain governmental Investiga tions began down there that he has scarcely had a fair opportunity to dis play all his glowing virtues about which Mr. Bryan Informed us. One of the paramount laws in Okla homa is the initiative and referendum, for which, In Nebraska, Mr. Bryan has sought, so persistently to force an ex tra session of the legislature. It is through and by virtue of this law that the people have recently voted in Okla homa on the proposition to remove the state capital from Guthrie to Okla homa City, and the law worked with such pre-eminent success that the people cannot tell which city Is their capital. When the first news of the returns came the governor seized his coat and hat and went to Oklahoma City and set up headquarters in a hotel, proclaiming that the capital, but he was followed In a short time by a federal officer witha writ to estop him. Now they have two state capitals pend ing disentanglement. .. , . Assuredly Oklahoma, with ,. all its magnificent natural resources, is an object of sympathy. The governor of Oklahoma transacts business under the official seal of the state, while the assistant secretary ot state uses what is supposed ' to be a duplicate seal. But this is not the first incident of the kind on record. Nebraska's embezzling" "state treasurer was pardoned out of the penitentiary under a seal other than the official seal of the state. The latter was in the office of the secretary of state, but the seal used by the governor was an old one found stowed away In a dark vault. Tho Post does not xchana with tha Omaha World-Herald,. . but . the Memphis News-Sclmltar tells us that tho World Herald declares tho Post is a mouthntcca of corporations. For (ho benefit of the lead ing public we will say that a "mouthpiece of corporations" Is the aDDellation usuallv applied by' small demagogues to newspapers that nro not Impregnated with populism, aslnlnity or other forms of congenial in sanity. Houston Post. The Houston .Post exchanges with the Jeading paper in each city. It is on Tho Bee's list. Speaking of the retirement after twenty-two years of service ot the president of Lincoln's Public Library board, the Star of that .city declares, "Had the office been elective and sal aried it is almost a cinch that none so good could ever have been induced to try for It." Alas and alack! What treason to the sacred initiative and referendum! While it is hardly within the Juris diction of the Police board, tha recom mendation of its scouting committee that more cars be furnished during the rush hours to facilitate street railway traffic will strike a popular chord with the concatenated society of strap hangers, whose membership is con stantly Increasing in Omaha. All of the reports to get Mr. Bryan into the senatorial race by putting pressure on him through petitions sent out from Lincoln carefully refrain from stating where the petitions orig inated. We trust Mr. Bryan O. K'd. the form as satisfactory to him before he left for Europe. How many more saloons do the brewers propose to plant In Omaha? We now have one liquor license to every 600 ot the population. The next demand will be for a limitation of the number to one to 1,000, county option or no county option. Through his newspaper organ Con gressman Hitchcock announces that he is on principle opposed to any retire ment allowance to superannuated gov ernment employes unices the pension i fund comes out of the employe's wnges. Wage workers will pleaso take notice. Observe that the Flexner report on medical education advisee the Junction of the two halves of the College ot Medicine of the University of Ne braska, preferably at Omaha, where alone the necessary clinical material Is available. When Mr. Roosevelt first took office wo were boasting a population of 75,- 000,000. Today wo claim all the way from 90,000,000 to 100,000,000. Then Bay the people did not adopt bis policies. Reformer Elmer Thomas has at last paid a visit of consolation to his old pal, Convict Erdman, who happens to be detained in Jail. The only wonder Is that he did not send his wife In stead. Vp-tn-thc-MlnutP Kenture. Cleveland Plain Dealer. In order to add another feature never dreamed of on the original return from Elba, why doesn't some rough rider of the air take an aeroplane flight out to meet hlmT 1'oHtteal Pine Dreams. Chicago Record-Herald. If anyone in Washington la losing sleep over the imagined "new party" hints In Plnchot-Oarfleld utterances he is worrying about the faintest shadow ot the idlest dream. Upholding Professional Glory. New Tork World. The feat of a lone highwayman in hold ing up a tralnload of passengers In New Mexico shows that the profession of train robbery at least has suffered no deteriora tion under the civil service rules. The Rich Have Their Troubles. Indianapolis News. With so many people being robbed ot valuable Jewelry and being fined for try Ing to fool tho customs officers It will be seen that the rich have other troubles In addition to the perplexities caused by the high cost of living. Hopeful Si KB for Missouri Editors. St. Louis Republic We are glad that that newspaper man's home Is td be but fourteen miles from St. Louis, for the 2-cent rate Is a thing of the past In this commonwealth and print paper is still going up. But almost any of us could walk fourteen miles. Novelty In Saloon Reform. New York Tribune. Dispatches from Cincinnati tell of the Indictment for four saloon keepers for vio lations of law on evidence collected by the Ohio Brewers' "Vigilance bureau. The Ohio brewers are on the right track. They can themselves end many of the abuses which have brought the liquor trafflo Into disrepute and encouraged so widespread i recourse to prohibition as their only ef fective remedy. An Old Railroad Cry. St. Louts Globe-Democrat. President Ripley of the Santa Fe Is the radical conservative of the country. He now Insists that railway owners are re sponsible for a management they can not control. Many of them pleaded this 'as defense some, years ,ago, when indicted for offenses before reform began. And late revelations of mismanagement In the buying ot materials and supplies for tha Illinois Central, with which the govern ment has had nothing to do, indicate that some railway management Is always badly neglected. PERSONAL NOTES. Possibly r tha well-known - tendency of Speaker Cannon to run over people ex plains the refusal of congress to equip him with an automobile. An American woman who, by discussing politics In Berlin, managed to stir the calm waters of diplomacy, was unhampered by any knowledge of the subject under de bate, and, following precedent, made the most of the opportunity. Charles N. Prouty, T2 years old, a wealthy no manuiaciurer, in spencer, Mass., a church deacon end state senator for many years, won a twelve-mile walking match from B.' Eugene Browning, a prominent merchant.' The match was from the town hall at Spencer to Franklin square, Wor cester, and Mr. Prouty won by seven min utes. , . Frankle McClure of Gabbcttsvllle, Ga., who is 11 years old, can dispatch trains and operate the telegraph key kust as plaverly as her foater father, who has been in the business raoro than twenty years. The girl learned telegraphy when she was 6 years old, and. It Is said, that she takes as much amusement in it as other girls do with dolls. Twenty-eight years ago George Fiderell died In Pittsburg. At the time of his death he had (300 on deposit In a savings bank. The bank has been trying ever since to locate his heirs, but only suc ceeded In doing so a few days ago, when it handed to William Fiderell of Salem. O., hl brother and only surviving heir, the sum of $1,16184. Cleveland has a viaduct with a draw bridge on IC Cautious people might think that automobile scorchers would drive carefully there. But the other night a young man driving en automobile, ap parently at the rate of from forty to fifty miles an hour. Ignored the warning lights of the open draw, dashed through tha Iron gates and fell to his death ninety feet below. Our Birthday Book ' Tone 10, 1910. General Wesley Merrltt, retired as brlga dlsr general of the United States army, was born June 18, . M38. After serving through the war In the union army he made several Indian campaigns In the west, and was also in command in the Phil ippines during the Spanish-American war. Robert Cuscaden, violinist, is celebrating his thirty-first birthday. lie was born In Chlllcothe. O., but educated In Omaha and later studied abroad. He now resides In Berlin, where he Is devoting himself to bis profession. Fred K. Penney, retired banker, was born June Is. 1S58. at Adams, N. Y. lie has been In the banking and merchandise business In various cities In Iowa and Nebraska, and still retains bis Interest In the First National bank of Wood River. William T. Denney, railroader for twenty seven years, la fit years old today. He Is grand chancellor for the Knights of Py thias of the domain of Nebraska, having been elected to that position a year ago. Dr. Frederick D. Renner, one of the pioneers of Otoe county, was born June 16, IS. In Bavaria. He located In Nebraska City In MM. where ha established the Ne braska etaete Zcltung. removing to Omaha In 1371 te resume preeUvn of pie tu-pfss-slon, ' Around New York mipplss oa the Current ot X.lfe aa la the Orsat Amsrloaa Metropolis from Bay to Day. Cheered on Its "square deal" policy by a coirt ruling conden.nlng the practice of making butter cartons a part of the wolght of the contents, the New Tork City bureau of weights and measures aro Riving retail butchers a run tor their skewers. An offi cial of the bureau calculates that last year 5.S7.S62 pounds ot wood In skewers and spieadors were sold to the ultimate con sumer at meat prices. Hereafter any butcher found welshing In this wod will bo prosecuted. The activities of the bureau has sent the retailers on a chase for new scales, thousands of which havo b-en pur chased recently. This fact shows how ex tensive has been the use cf falsa weights by many classes of retailers. High prices and short weights iiavc In far too many castes been the lot ot tho consumer. Aviator Hamilton, hero of the flight from New York to Philadelphia and reutrit, Is a young man from New liilto In. Conn., rivaling raullian In daring and skill. He can make a biplnno do things. Just before sundown on Saturday, notwithstanding a driving rain and a brink wind, lie muda what has been described as a "night attack upon New York harbor" that -is. ho showed what an aeroplane, carrying u cargo of dynamite, might have done In distributing condensed earthquakes, but the notnhle thing about his bour-and-utx-mlnutu flight was the expei'tncss and daring ot his dips, curves and upfllghts. One thrilled reporter described It as "Weird, wild, grlpptiig. Never before In tho history of New York was there such a sight. II set tho imag:nn tlon afire." One of tho thrilling tricks with which Hamilton entertained spectators was to fly Just above tho water level directly In the course of an approaching tug, main taining the low course until tho tug pilot was almost frantic from fear of an antici pated collision. Just when tho collision seemed inevitable, however, the pilot of the airship would lift thirty feet higher and sail above the water craft. When a smoking car, with thirty-five passengers, on tha New York. New Haven & Hartford, near West Roch-.'lle, on the Boston Jay express, jumped tho track, a railroad engineer in the tar, off duty, yelled to the paetongcrs to "hang on Unlit," and while the car turned ovor no one was hurt. "Hang on tight" is good advice In most upsets. The man who hangs on tight to himself when his temper is upset will get through without hurling either himself ! or others. The man who "hangs on t'ght" to his earnings ends with a competence. The man who "hangs on tight" to his place, when business upsets come, gener ally holds down the job. 1 When Aaron Litzsky, who runs a second hand furniture store at 2378 Second ave nue, was engaged with his wife In gliding pjcture frames a woman came In and expressed vlolen disapproval of an Ice box she had bought earlier in the day. "My money back!" she Tried to Litzsky. He could not see It that way. She raised her voice to such a pitch that several young men ran in. When they heard her story they sided with her. Then Litzsky, losing his temper, picked up a two-foot-hih can of (lit paint and hurled It at the woman and her sympathizers. They wero slathered with the ' golden fluid. A youth grabbed a second can of the paint and poured its contents on Lltz sky's head. It saturated him from head to toe. All he needed was a horse and a mo ment's calm to look the statue of Sher man at the entrance to Central park. And Mrs. Litzsky, rushing to her husband's res cue, soon looked Just like St. Gauden's bronze trafflo policewoman on the same pedestal. j The , row finally reached such a height that the police were called. The woman who started the row faded away before the peacemakers arrived, but, the gilded youths and painted boss were there. A short woman, wearing a white shirt waist and a hat with three apples on It, grabbed by the neck a chunky young man who held a ticket In his right hand in the waiting room of the Lackawanna railroad station in Hoboken at 8:30 o'clock yester day afternoon and screamed, "Give me my ticket!" "Gug-gug-gug," gasped the gagged stranger as he struggled to release her grip. The station eop went to the man's res cue and gently Inquired what the rumpus was all about. Ho's got my ticket," said the woman. "I haven't," growled the man. "I paid for it, and It's mine." "Well, it looks like mine," explained the woman. "It's tha same shape and color. I put It in my bag. whioh 1 placed on the seat, and I saw him walk away from it" "Why don't you look In your bag and make surer' suggested the cop. The woman took a peck and found her ticket. "Men shouldn't carry their tickets In their hands," said the policeman ae he backed away from the backing wointn and backing man. Two venerable documents, one a grant oy George III, made In I'M to tho com mon people of the town of Jamaica, giv ing thom the right of assembly and the control of lands, and tho other the origi nal charter ot the Long Island railroad, figure in an interesting fight In the Queen's County court. Tho fight is over the clos ing by the railroad of old Hamilton street, in the suburban town of Hollls. which was laid out before the Revolutionary war. In the ancient minutes of Jamaica the street was designated as one of the "King's high ways." The company makes no denial, but says It was entitled to the street by Its charter, granted 100 years after the time of George II L . THE COMMBIICB COMMISSION. rowers of Railroad Ilegalatloa Ave Vastly Increased. Washington Post.' With the broadened scope and enlarged powers vouchsafed by recent court de cisions and new legislation, the Interstate Commerce commission Is taking rapid strides In importance among . the instru mentalities of government. At one time since Its establishment in 18S7 Its authority had been materially circumscribed by the courts; but with the more recent, broader Interpretations of the railroad laws the commission's original assumption as to its rights and duties have been admitted to the full, and more. Within the last few weeks Its hands have been strengthened by the decision (.gainst the railroads In the Missouri-Mississippi freight rate case, which was strongly fought, and which some of the western magnates pronounce more Important In its results than the government's Injunction ult. Commenting on the decision in ques tlon, the Railway Age Gasette says that the victory of the commission "In what may be called the boldest order It ever made foreshadows the final triumph of the Idea that, as judges of the facte In rati' way rate questions, the Interstate Com merce commission shall be recognized as the supreme authority." The Gazette goes on to say that the question which will come before the commission In the Immediate future, as the result ct the decision, promise to be of the weightiest character. Angrily, the Gasetto feels moved to say that "a majority of the members of con gress and about M per cent ot the voters seem to think that any measure of rate regulation which comes short of confiscat ing the railway's property Is not only rea sonable, but desirable and necessary." It hopes Increased power will give the com mission a higher sense ot responsibility, . No less signal, though perhaps pot so far-reaching, Is the victory the commis sion has Just scored over the Pullman company. The latter asked tha courts to enjoin the commission from lowering the sleeping car rates, but the federal circuit court, In a doelslon handed down at Chi cago, upheld the commission, and thus established Its authority In a new direction. DeclKiona in pending litigation and the passage of the new railroad law promise still further to Increase its powers. THE WAT OF IT. His hnlr Is red instead of black, As she had planned for him; Ills eyes that should be black as Jet Are gray, but full of vim; Ills stature Is not great, his looks Scarce warrant him a thought; But her thoughts go flying to him; She doesn't check them, but she ought. In fervor oft he's locking. There's a hase o'er his designs; She wonders what he's driving at. And she tries to "grab the lines;" Of eon me he doesn't permit her He keeps serene his place And she she's simply glad to drive With him at any pace. Now, In the game of lite we play, 'Tis he should lend the ace, And she play her five upon It, With shy, reluctant grace: But, alas, she sometimes leads a five He takes It with a lx. The ace Is still a mystery Unsolved oh, fiddlesticks Omaha. Bayoll Ne Trele. Talks for people Colleu-e Athletics and Advertising;. A certain politician is said to have made the remark that he did not care what the newspapers said about him, whether It was good or bad, as long as they kept saying something about him. This politician had apparently learned one of the fundamental prin ciples of advertising. The college teat is strong In athletic sports receives much free advertising, whether or not the faculty regards it as good or bad. There are few subjects so much dis cussed among educators as college athletes. In these discussions they all overlook one point the commer cial value of athletics to the college as advertising. No boy or girl want to go to an unknown college, if they can manage to go to one which is well known. It is the oollege, mentioned most often in the newspapers with which most people are familiar. College sports are the spectacular side of college life In America. It Is a part of college life, that appeals to human interest, and newspapers naturally devote spaoe to the base ball and foot ball teams, the crews and track teams. The class room has no spectacular features and it lacks the ele ments of what the city editor calls "a news story." It is hot surprising that the foot ball captain Is written about in the papers and the professor Is Ignored. Nevertheless, do not overlook that fact the college is mentioned just the same. Its name is repeated time and again. It is kept in the strong light of publicity, which has a value, regardless of any other con sideration with reference to the effect of AN ENORMOUS REDUCTION on Our Third Floor and a great increase in our used Pianos on the second floor at 1513 Doug las street. We have sold so many Player-Pianos on which we were compelled to take used pianos as part pay ment, that we now can furnish you a full size Upright Piano for $75 'on $1.00 Weekly Payments Of course we put them in good tuno, furnish new stool and a fine rich velour scarf. ' . Now that the ohildren have their vacation they can earn the money to start them in a musical education. Can you afford to miss this? A. H0SPE CO., 1513-15 Douglas St. We Do Expert Piano At Soda Fountains or Elsewhere "Just rui In It means tho Original and Genuine MALTTE:EflOILK The Food-Drink for all Ages. Rich milk, malted grain, in powder form. More healthful than tea or coffee. ' For InfanU.invalid and growing chSdren. Agrees with the weakest digestion. ', Purenutritwn.upbuilding thewholebody. Keep it on your sideboard at home. y Invigorates nursing mothers and lie aged. A quick lunch prepared in a minute, ' PT Take no substitute. Ak for 110 RUCK'S, v Mirthful remarks. "Don't you think Smith has an odd ten per'" "No, he has a bsd temper, but I would not call It an odd o.ie." "But you've Just said Is wasn t vy'. Baltimore American ' "I thought I told you to stop smoking." said the doctor, severely. ) "I tried to," replied the patient, "but I haven't the heort to disappoint the mem bers of my family who look to me for pr.ze coupons and base ball pictures." Washing ton Star. "In thtve days of high prices," ssld th piengrr In the threadbare Prince Albert, 'It Is all I can do, on my salary, to keep soul and bortv together." "Yes?'' said the pasnenger with the skull cap, making a rapid guess. "You are cither a college professor or the editor of a churoti paper, 1 presume." Chicago Tribune. "Do you consider that tho money spent on your win's college education was a good Investment T" "I should say we do. You Just ought t see the curves that boy can put overl" Houston Post. ( It Is said that the Nlcarnguans would rather fight than eat. Hut don't Jump at the conclusion that this Is an Indication of greit courage. It may mean poor cooking Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Is your wlfo going to Europe this sun, mer?" "No. 1'vo brliied a fortune toller to warn, her to wnteh for a slim blond woman wli'V Is coming Into my life." Cliio.igo ltecoi V Herald. "Do you believe that hor-.-shoes bring luck?" "I do. If they're attached to the win ning horse." Buffalo Express. "If I were the aviator you were ipek Ing of, I would not take my wife with me on my air voyages." "Why not7" "Because they both happen to be of a "What of that?" ' "My dear fellow, consider the serious ef fects of their fnlllng out on the voyne "- Baltimore American, who sell things college athletics. Everyone has observed, that strength in athletics has Its effect oa college attendance. Everyone reads newspapers and, whether they are strong minded or weak minded, they are Influenced by what they read. It Is not true, that the average person is much Influenced by the consideration of whether the college has put forth a suc cessful foot ball team, but It is a fact,' that the frequency with which they hear the college name and the constant hearing cf something about a college, has a gresl In- fluence In the public estimate of tluz In stitution. The strong teajn gives the newspaper a reason for giving the college space in its news columns. With most educational In stltutions, the news of athletics Is the only news from the college, that comes to newspaper. The fact, that a college gain a reputation for training the muscles, a well as the mind, may have Its value, but Is Is apt to put the college in a false light. This is not always the fault of the news papers; more often. It Is the college, that neglects Its own opportunities of sending tc the newspapers news of a different char acter. It Is not necessary, however, that 8J college should depend upon such free adver tising, as t may get In a haphazard way. Newspaper spaoe is for sale for the purpose of advertising. Advertising Is a force that, can he used to not only keep the college la 1 the publlo eye, but it will convey whatevet Impression Is desired by' the college man agement t Everyone - recognizes the tremendous power of the press, in Influencing oplrson. Advertising Is the part of this great force, winch is legitimately for sale. If you bun it, its value depends on how you use 1U Advertising can be used to educate people to know any Institution any business any line of goods as It really Is. Player-Piano Stock Tonlngj and Repairing. Hi "hi riSBrPI 1 ask- fl'&xzt -f.'iM'f,