Queer Features of Calcutta, Gateway of India; City I r - .TPs " J,' f;'; : OshV'j J; ;j:"'.J;-1 '-.-alb ip h ,7. . .-j ' n.,uUA I:' J I' ' -! '!. ODD . JLIjCUTTA-KSpsclal Correapond- fcl ence of The Bee.) I am la Cal cutta, the eastern catew'ay of the empire of India, the front doorotcp of thb- home of one- fifth of mankind. It le a turbu lent ruth and Is likely to allr up the world. The British have kupt thie country dead quiet for the last fifty yean. They have Inclosed it In a network of railroudu, watered its deaertai with irrigating canals, lowered Us taxes and made two blades of grass grow where one grew before. They have brought order out of chaos and peace out of dlKCord. They have begun to make men out of those who, when they took hold of the country a few generations ago, were but little better than beasts. They have given them schools and stirred them up to think and plan for themselves, and now the Indians are ready to bite the hands that have helped them. This la one phase of the great unrest which I have come to describe. The World of India. Do you know what India la? The coun try appals me. It Is so big, so varied, and, withal, so strange. If you could lift Hin dustani up and lay It upon North America, with one end at Seattle, it would reach as far east as Montreal and Its lower apex ;would be wedged Into the Panama canal. From north to south India is as long as from the middle of Hudson bay to the Gulf of Mexico, and from east "to west It measures 2,500 miles. The land la one of extremes. The Hima layas on the north are covered with per petual snows, and the Icy wastes about Mount Everest are colder than the frozen chambers ef the Buddhist hell. The plains below lie In the tropics, and they are some times as hot as the burning deserts of Australia, where Mark Twain says they feed the hens ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. India Is the wettest land upon earth and the driest. It has' provinces, such as Blka- ner, where it does not rain for thirteen his carriage and every carriage has its liv months In succession and other places eried coachmen and footmen. The coach- . 11. i,uu.. ... w. - calltles in the Hlma ayes where six feet Df water have been known to fall in the space of twelve months. Tne country is one 01 great oesena aim and mighty rivers, of soils which have been cultivated since the dawn of history and of wabtes which the plow of man has never turned. Physically speaking, it ls a world. The People Swsurm. It Is also a world from the standpoint of humanity. It ls one of the most crowded parts of the globe. It has three times as many people as the Uulted States and farming localities where there are more than one man to the acre. Altogether India has more towns and villages than there are people in Boston, Baltimore or St. Louis, and it has cities of large size the names of which we hardly know. The greater Calcutta, Including the suburbs and nearby towns, ls as large as greater Chicago. Bombay is bigger than Boston, and Madras equals Cleveland in sum. The population is rapidly glowing. It has increased 60,000,000 within the i.-'t thirty years, and ls now S0O.O0O.0U0 all told. , India is not like China, In that It Is made up of one race of the same color and fea tures, with the same language, religion and customs. It is composed of a score of nationalities and of so many religions and castes that they can hardly be numbered. There are tribes here which look like our American Indians, others which resemble Chinese, scattering places where the people nave Diue eyes ana Drown nu, ana many localities where their skins are as black as a negro's. There are more races in Hindustan than on the continent of Europe, and as to tonguee there are something Ukj 700 different dialects, and languages are spoken by millions which are not under stood by the others. A Land of Many Gods. - As to religions, India has more strange gods than any continent upon earth. There Is no place where the faith of the people so varies and none where man's belief means more to himself and bis family. The religions are so strange that a book as big as a 1 Bible might be written about them and not tell it all. India has 00,000,000 Hindoos divided up Into castes, many of which number millions. It has more Mo hammedans than the sultan of Turkey has subjects, and about v.OOO.OOO Buddhists. In addition to this there are several mil lion Sikhs, more than 1.000,000 Jains and In the neighborhood of 100,000 Parsees, who be lieve In the faith of Zoroaster worshiping fire. There are among the aborigines of the backwoods nature worshipers known as Annnlsts, to the number of 8,000,000 and more. They believe In spirits and witch craft and offer bloody sacrifices to their devil-like gods. There are also 18,000 Jews and J, 000. 000 Christians of various sects. It surprises me to find so many Christians la India. They are mostly Roman Catholics and Nestorians, although there are Metho dists, Baptists, Presbyterians and othe branches of the Protestant faith. I see that Bishop Thoburn says that there are now about 1.000.000 native Protestant Christians and that the Christian population has In creased MO, 000 In the space of ten years. Our missionaries are alive and they are doing great good. A t'ltr of Palaooe. Calcutta is one of tfc Wef seats of the aaa unrest I do not wonder at It There la no place where the difference of condi tions l more pronounced. These Hindoos are among the poorest peoples on earth. Among them are millions who always go to bed hungry, and In the slums here are 'peo ple who count their bites to see whether tl ey will have enough forjhe morning. At the same time Calcutta has Its fashionable residence quarters, the homes of the Brit ish, where money flows like the Ganges and- fortunes are spent' In one season. I wish I could show you the better parti of Calcutta. It is a city of palaces, with Immense parks and wide pen spaces. It covers about as much ground as Chicago In proportion To Its size, running along the Hooghly with the great suburb on the op posite bank. The city has lakes and lawns, botanical and zoological gardens, and a public park known as the Maiden, which runs through the fashionable quarter. At the beginning of this is the palace of the viceroy, a mansion as snowy as newly slacked lime, and several miles beyond it, at th6 opposite end, is the big house of the lieutenant general of Bengal. Both are surrounded by beautiful grounds, and the latter nas a banyan tree surpassed only by it is almost Impossible to get rooms. An that In the zoological park of which, per- American admiral who came here last week haps, you have heard. failed to do so, and had to go to a cheap The Maiden is bordered with club houses boarding house, where he is now living, and mansions. The most fashionable 1 Kot in only by cabling In advance from homes of Calcutta look out upon It and It Burma. There are several big hotels In forms the social heart of the city. It has Calcutta. They are rambling three-story a race track with" a two-mile course In buHdlnss, which cover acres, and have all which now and then polo matches are Bort of Inconveniences. My room, for In played, and also tennis courts and grounds "t"08. ls locked with a padlock which for - cricket and golf. The band always Bn"s wIth spring. There Is only one key plays there of an evening and the people t0 tne P110011- and when, I left this after- . come forth and drive about in handsome turnouts. The viceroy and Lady MlntO may sometimes be seen in their carriages with their retinue and with native soldiers as outriders. There are other officials and also rajahs with coaohmen and footmen In livery. There are Europeans, Parsees and many Eurasians.- Every one rides in " u.u..., uc.r,uea mau wun turoan and gown; he is always barefooted. The footman either stands on the step behind the carriage or squats down there and noias on. xne latter position is precarious and I often wonder why the man Is not Jolted out in going over a gutter or rut In the ' road.' In addition to such turnouts there are many automobiles. There are W In the city and the most I have seen are touring cars which at home would cost several thousand dollars apiece and which go like the wind. Do you wonder that the hungry Hindoo whose lean shanks have to fly. to get out of the way is mad when he contrasts his condition with that - of the man In the car? The Palaces and the Black Hole. He feels the same when he compares his hovel to the mansions on the Maiden and the big government buildings of the British officials. The mansion where Lord Mlnto holtU fortn 4 of aboul ,am ftg9 tne White HOU..B t wui.in.in.. it i. tur more magnificent and its surroundings have ten times the style. West of it is the town hall, a Doric building which was finished under the instructions of this viceroy's grandfather in 1813, and near that the mag nificent buildings of the high courts, which compare in sise with those of our goveru- ment departments at Washington. Another fine structure ls the postofflce, which faces the lake in Dalhousle Square. I went through it today, and as 1 came out I stopped, at the corner and read on a tablet tlle i0ifOWng; The marble ' tablet below this spot was placed here by Lord Cursuii, viceroy and governor general of India, in lKul. to 'mark the site of the prison in Old Fort William, known as tne tilack Hole, in which 146 British inhabitants of Cal cutta were confined on the night of tne 20th, June 176tt, and from which only twvnty-tnree carae out alive. The pavement marks the exact dimen sions of the' prison and near tt is an obe lisk erected by one of the survivors. The Black Hole la a monument of one of the most terrible tragedies of the Unrest of India YA years ago. The nabob, or native ruler, ordered the Incarceration of these vlctims and then drank himself off to sleep. The 146 British who were thrown in were largely officials. They were driven at the point of the sword Into a dungeon twenty feci square. It was In the beat of the tropical summer, and the airholes were small. In a short time they gasped for breath. They cried for mercy and tried to break down the door. Then they offered bribes to their Jailers, but tho only answer was that the nabob was asleep, and he would be angry If awakened. The dying then fought for places at the windows, and raved and prayed and swore, while their Jailers held lights at the bars and laughed. When the day broke, the nabob, having slept off bis spell, ordered the door to be opened. Of the 1M all but twenty-three were dead, and the living were so far gone that they were barely able to stagger from the charnel bouse. Today that tragedy Is remembered with horror. ' And still how closely the sublime tramples upon the heels of the. ridiculous! Only last week a traveler was talking with the viceroy about the sights of Calcutta, when his ex cellency asked him If he had seen the fa mous Black Hole. "Indeed, I have," ie plied the visitor. "I am living in it. It was room 10i at the Orand hotel." it ... .." If in In Ii . J . . ML, Slb I can sympathize with, that visitor, for I live In the same hotel. It Is said to be the best In town, but it-has numerous black holes. Just now It Is crowded, and ,oml,""!U "ue me room. 1 could not get It until I reported to the manager, and the servants then had to climb up the walls and through the window to open the door. I have an electric bell, supposedly to call the hotel servants. I have rung It again and again, and one day I propped my umbrella against the button and left It there for an hour. I could hear the bell ringing, but there was no response. so in selr-derense I have had to hire a per- aonal servant of my own to lie on the floor outalds the door at night, and to wait upon me during the daytime. I am paying him Just S3 cents a day, and he feeds himself. . . Hlrlnsr a Servant. : 1 hired this servant two days after I landed n Calcutta. Indeed, I was forced to d0 ,0 not only on account of my need of him, but rather of his need for me. Tfce moment our ship came to anchor in ' Some Choice Why He Wouldn't Shoot. DEPUTATION of three soldiers A once came to the late Dr. Lueger to make some kind of a request in tholr behalf. The burgomaster of Vienna turned to one of the soldiers with the following In- fry Quy: "What would you do if the kaiser commanded JOu to shoot the burgomaster T would -hoot him." said the soldier, "Sol-Lexclalmed lr. Lueger. and what Is your religion?" "I am a Protestant." Dr. Lueger spoke to the second soldier. "What would you do if the kaiser com manded you to shoot the burgomaster?" "Then 1 would shoot him," said the sol dier. "And what is your religion?" 'I am a Catholic." The burgomaster turned to the, third sol- dier. ' "Would you have Bhot me if the kaiser commanded you to do so?" "No," said the soldier. "And what ls your religion?" "1 am a Jew," he answered. i "What!" exclaimed the burgomaster. "Do you not know that I am the greatest antl- Semite In Austria? Tell me, why would you not have shot me?".. "Because 1 have no rifle; I am the drum mer of the regiment.'V-Jewish Chronicle. A C'oitflon. Lord Kitchener had determined to avoid all public functions during his trip across the country. He yielded, however, to the In- slBtent demand that he attend a banquet In honor of Rear Admiral Sebree In San Fran- Cisco. In a modest after-dinner speech he praised the career of the admiral Because it in a naval banquet the talk naturally, turned to the sea and sailors. "Sailors, as a class," said Lord Kitch ener, "have a very keen sense of humor. I remember a story of a sailor. Just back from a nix months' cruise. The young man had beenxelebratlng his return to land all eveninsr In various public houses. Emerg ing from the last bar, a little unsteady but . . . . . , . t i very Jovial, he aancea aiong me street waving a bottle of stout. " 'For a sailor,' he said to his companions, 'It ls disgraceful what I am gohig to say, fcut .it Is the truth I have a horror of water.' "San Francisco Call. They Do It. 'The teacher of one of the classes In a school In the suburbs of Cleveland had been training her pupils in anticipation of a visit from the school commissioner," said Qeoige 8. Wells of Pittsburg at the Bhoream. "At last be came In and the classes were called out to show their at tainments. ' "The arithmetic class was the first called, and In order W make a good Inipreasiua J.1IJII IMI jPWWWM . ' 'V.'- ""-: JJSk. TEES TILE OMAHA SUMAT BEE: JUNE Ti.-gBJl luji bii nsi : :J-!.'v'v.;--::o.j ' -f J - X Jim- I a V. JT f i. " 1 - .",; T - vJO I' f-l I, Ui nnu qua 1X BB8 IX U gq mm t fli 0' 5 I 9m W-ft SKUW the harbor a score of would-be servants rushed, aboard and attached themselves- to the passengers.- Qf these two settled' upon me as their prey,, and each deter mined to outdo the other. I supposed them servants of the Grand hotel, and handed over my bag. As soon as I was settled each claimed that he had brought my bag gage, and that this was an Implied agree-.' ment to take him as my boy. Both had sheaves of letters of introduction, and each., seemed equally good. . One w as, , straight,?, dark-faced Hindoo of thirty, and the other a turbanned Mohammedan of forty or so. The Hindoo's name was Nund Lai, and the -follower of the. prophet called himself Wall Mohammed. I took a day to decide, dur ing which time each dogged my foot steps. I could not ask for anything, but both Jumped to get It, and when I at tempted to sljp out to inquire about them I found both on guard, ready to follow me. If I asked the hours of meals the two answered In concert, and if I wanted hot water they started on the dead run to get it. Indeed, I have been much in the same position as the man, who was adopted by a dog, except that I was adopted by .. two dogs, and both stuck to me. I have settled the matter by paying Nund Lai tl.00 and by appointing Wall Mohammed my valet. From Harms to India. I came here from Rangoon on a Brit ish India steamer. The ship was one of i,000 tons, with English officers and Hin Selections from the Story the teacher put the first question to Johnny Smith, the star piipil. " "Johnny, if coal is selling at $6 a ton a.nd you pay the coal dealer how many tons of coal will he bring you?' " 'Three,' was the prompt reply from Johnny. - "The teacher, much embarrassed, said, 'Why, Johnny, that isn't right.' " 'Oh, I know it ain't, but they do It, anyhow.' "Washington Post. The Touch Effective. "The young wife of a Philadelphia man, who is not especially sweet-tempered, one day approached her lord, touching the mat ter of 100 or bo," said George F. Bender of Philadelphia. " 'I'd like to let you have it, my dear,' began the husband, 'but the fact is, 1 haven't that amount to spare, Inasmuch as 1 must take up a note for )200 this after noon.' ' ' '"'Oh, very well, James,', said the wife with calmnebs. "If you think the man who holds the note can make things any hotter for you than I can, why do as you say." ghe got the money." Philadelphia Times, a A Persistent taller. "I lunched with Winston Churchill In London," said a Journalist, "during his re markable campaign. This brilliant young cabinet minister, with his American blood through his mother and his ducal blood through his father, praised American Jour dualists. "He gave me an example of our perse verance. Not less than forty-seven Ameri can correspondents called on him at the Board of Trade offices for an interview one week on the. American tariff, and as none of them had sufficiently good cre dentials he refused to see them. "Finally a correspondent came with a letter from Mr. Lloyd-tleorge, and him -Mr. Churchill saw gladly. . " 'Do you know,' he said nan, 'that 1 have refused to the young to see forty on this very seven of your compatriots uujovi. " 'I ought to know it,' the correspondent answered, 'for I'm the whole forty seven.' "Philadelphia Bulletin. Where the Battoas Were Foaad. The wife of a clergyman of a certain sub urban parish was mending clothes the other day when a visitor was announced. The hostess went on with her sewing, for the caller was a well-known pa'rlshoner. After while Uie visitor glanced toward the sew ing table and exclaimed; "Why, there are some buttons exactly like some my husband had . on his lust winter suit. Thty are an odd kind of but ton, too. Where did you get them?" The clergyman's wife smiled roguishly. 3, 1910. . ilVM s(' Yuf :' 7 f 1 1 ,: ' -rM''.-- - - v I ii Jul if if I 1 (i - r -Tr -sTtL. - vJ doo sailor waff w mm The oabtnet arda were ' dark-f aea,; hea Ijeasdad men of forty, who wore black velvet caps, white gowns, which reached to their knees and tight white cotton drawers below which their black bare feet showed. The dinner waiters wore white Bengalese hats with bands of blue ribbon, and their gowns were belted in at the waist with blue ropes as "In the collection basket," she answered, quietly, "1 found a good many of the same kind. I am saving them up for possible use." Baltimore American. Worse Thaa Pessimism. Andrew Carnegie, at a dinner in Wash ington, deplored the world's excessive armaments. "All tlnse billions wasted on battleships," he Bald, "are 'declared to do good In pro viding work, in creating prosperity. That is a shallow and false optimism. "ThAt, In fact, reminds me of the man who said, when his wages were cut down: " 'Well, there's one comfort. When I'm laid up sick I won't lose as mut-h money as I used to.' "Detroit Free Press. J "I nele He" Praises a Dot-tor. Speaker Cannon at a dinner In Washing ton, praised a Washington physician. "The doctor has a neat way," he said, "of hitting oft a case." "There was a Kentucklan from the blue grass region, you know who called to be treated for a red nose. , " 'Doctuh,' the Kentucklan said, 'what shall I take, suh, to remove the redness of mah nose?" j " 'Take nothing especially between meals," the doctor answered." St. Louis Ulobe-Dcmocrat. In MouxuTii sr. Robert Goelet, during the Easier parade in Fifth avenue, stood In conversation with a group of friends, when a lady In a beau tiful gown passed. "Why, there goes Mrs. X," said a young matron. "She was gray last year, and now her hair Is as black as Jet!" Mr. Goelet, buttoning his smart morn ing coat, answered with a smile: "Well, you know, she has recently be come a widow." Mooatrr vTiTsfluead r Wit. Billy Stecher, a well known horseman and. politician, who lives at Riverside, N. J., told a little story at' the Turngemelnde hail at that place the other evening which demon strates that you can't back' a real estate boomer Into a corner and. keep htm there. Some time ago, Billy said, a friend of his went to California on a Joy Jaunt, and hardly had his hoofs landed on the station platform of one ef the towns in the south ern section of the state before a real estate boomer began to chirp to him about the beauty .of the earth, the glory of the clouds and the health-giving Ingredients of the ozone. On the latter he was particularly strong, and told how doctors who had gone out there had starved to death, while the undertakers were compelled to grow oranges to supply their daily bread. For two hours the California man pumped it iato the easterner, and la the meantime of Palace 1 - 2 V.V:a r f 1 B EI Tax AT THE c5UTE,Mll5i KToRE THAU V2 OF TLC Product gobs to THE. United cStaie tUtds M -waist.- It bo aff the way hj tbs Ssjr of Bengal.- aad the air of th salon was kept cool by a punkah, a long soreen so hung from the ceiling that it could be drawn back and forth. A black Malay did the work Jerking the rope twelve pulls with one hand and then changing and making twelve pulls with the other. The dishes were washed In a bucket on deck, Teller's Pack the New Jersey party noticed that the real estate boomer had Just about as sneezy a cold In the head as one could collide with In fhe height of hay fever time. "The climate may be all right," remarked the easterner, as the boomer was starting on the third hour, "but It doesn't appear to agree with you." "You bet it does," replied the boomer. "What ls the matter with me?" "How about that cold in your head?" attked the easterner. "That was my own darn carelessness," was the ready rejoinder of the boomer. "I was walking along the road and thought lessly stopped too quickly under a palm tree. The sudden change from sunshine to shade was too much for me." Philadelphia Tele graph. Heroines lu Pirate trews. Women have succeeded in passing them selves off as man not infreqnetly, but, so xar bs is Known, mere nave been but two women plrates-Anno Bonney , and Mary Read- who were captured something over a century ago in the Carrlbean sea, charged with having "piratical intentions." n was not known at the the time that they were not men, and accordingly they were sen- .vi.vu v i)v uvam jii uiH IJld I.I.t' I g e lit' T- any meieu out 10 gentlemen ot their pro fession, when they confesed their sex and they were in due course punished less se verely. The woman bonney was the daughter of a Carolina planter, who had disowned her by reason of her marriage with a Bailor. Even at that time Anne had a predilection for man's attire. Inasmuch at the hour of her elopement she employed it for the pur-pose of evading her angry parent. Eventually she shipped with her husband and shared in his piratical adventures. Among her shipmates, who were ignorant of her sex and also of her relation to the captain, Anne attained a reputation for courage. Now, curious as it may seem, the ship whereon this female pirate practiced the arts of the freebooter was one day boarded by several strangers, among them another lady pirate of the name of Mary Read. It followed that the woman became fast friends, though at first each wus Ignorant of the sex of the other. The dis covery that each was a woman came about through the declaration on the part of Mary of a romantic attachment for the Bonney person. Shortly after the two women met they be came widows, and naturally enough cast their lots together In a buccaneer crew. Both were admired for the courage they evinced In their unusual calling, and both were greatly loved by their seamen. Mary Read was an expert swordswoman and fought more than one duel. She died In prison. Anne Bonney was in due time re- stored to her faimly.-ilarper'a .Weekly, 111 iiiiuiw in nmmmmmmmtm 1 in uj 1 rr ! ! " "it lli i IB and Hovel mm i A l! ' liTf; l M m m m i i I , i '. V II M M M I I II II I V . Hi V. VI 111 0 'I. It 1 1 I ' I II (LouKEr . the plates being- swabbed off wttbt 1fasli en the end of the stick, and wiped by a Malay as dirty as the Indian, who did the cooking. We were several days on the Bay of t Bengal. The water was indigo until w1 reached the mouths of the Ganges. These extend for a hundred miles up and down the coast and they vomit forth so much silt that it turns the ocean to gruel. I took a bath when we reached the pilot brig, about a hundred miles from Cal cutta, and upon draining the tub my foot prints were as plain In the mud as those which frightened Robinson Crusoe on his desert Island. The silt of the Ganges ls as great as that of the Nile. It ls said to be five times as much as that of the Mississippi and Missouri, amountlius. to hundreds of mil ions of tons every year. It builds up great bars along the shore and makes the work of piloting the ships dangerous to an ex- A treme. A Hlah-1'ald Monopoly. The pilots of Calcutta are a close cor poration. There are only fifty-two of them and they monopolize the Ganges, or, rather, the Hooghly, for it is on the Hooghly branch of the delta that the ships go up to the city. The trade of the river amounts to more than $100,000,000 a year, and there is a procession of boats always going up and coming down. The men receive various wages, the best getting as high as $700 per month. To belong to this association one must have a first mate's certificate and must have passed through his appren- tioeshlp. He spends five years at low wages learning the river, and then graduates In tho full rank of pilot. The Hooghly cannot 'be navigated at night and the ships go In witn tno tWc,. Ag ,ne )atter rse there ,8 orten a ,)ore whlch reacnes as much as Bevell feet g0 that tlle rlhk8 ar, .rC(lt Millions In Jot. As we coasted the shores of the Hooghly we passed Jungles Infested with tigers. The land Is low and malarious and wild beasts roam It at will. A little further up the bouses begin and palm trees are frequent. The population grows more and more dense, and then comes a region of mighty Jute mills, on each side of the stream tall smokestacks vomit black volumes Into the sky and near them are enormous britk structures where the rough bugging for all 11. an kind Is made. Calcutta ships vaxt quantities of Jute to the United Stales, and much of our cotton crop Is baled in cloth made here on the banks of the Hooghly. A few years ago we were taking more titan CO per tent of the product a today the thousands of Hindoos work I 11 h this fiber are dependent upon us for their wages. There aro now two score Jute mills In India and the Jute annually produced is worth about $x0,(Xi0,000. There are cotton factories here and there' between the Jute weaving establishments and mills of this kind line the Hooghly all the way to Cal cutta. The stream Is rilled with shipping. Ocean steamers heavily loaded are going In and out with the tide. The trade of Calcutta is worth hundreds of millions and a large part of the commerce of the empire nasses this way. Its total foreign trade thue greatest of any country of Asia, thef ports and exports now amounting to m.ii than $1,300,000,000 and growing more every. ". 'KAKK G. CAiU'KNTEH. , j da i f ii V i O i 4'- 1; Vi j 1 1 W