I , -TIIi: BEK: OMAHA, AVKDNKSDAV. MAY 11. 1010. 'VUE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED JBT EDWARD tlOPEWATEK. VICTOU ItOSK WATER, EDITOR. Kntered at Omaha pos tot flee a Second ria.s matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. llty Bee (Inrlurtitif Sunday), per week. 15c l'slly Hee (without Sunday. per wak..lc i'aily (without Htinday). una )rear..MW Daily and Sunday, one year W DELIVERED HY CARRIER. Kv.nina Ilea (without fundav, par week.Sc Kvenlng lte (wltn Hunrtay), per week... fte Sunday h, ona far ui Saturday lit, ona year l-W Addr.ss all complaints of irregularities In lellvery to City Circulation Department. OKFK'EH. Omaha-Trie Ilea Building. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs 14 Kcott Street. Llnroln-6lM Llttie Building. tinea- lJ4h Marquette Building. New Vork-Hooms 1101-lltB No. U West Thirty-third ttieet. , Wanhineton 7 Fourteenth Street, N. V. ' CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to news and editorial matter should ' ba addresaed; Jmahi Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, eapress or postal order nv,ki. Th. iin. ptiMiaMn Company. only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounta. Personal cnecas, ejnr.-ii Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglaa County, as).! Oeorae B. Tzachuck, treasurer of The He Publishing Company, being duly sworn, lays that the actual number of full and complete cupls of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month or April. 11)10, was as ouows: 1... 2. .. I... 4... 4S, BOO , j 43,910 , 43,100 44,400 11, 43,730 17 48,300 18 43,360 1 43,680 20 43,660 21 43,660 J2 43,630 1 43,770 43,840 7 43,90 ( 43 890 43,080 tO 44.MT0 11... 43,840 12.... 43,660 It 43,600 M 43,580 U 43,700 22 43,100 14 41,400 26 48,840 ft 43.830 JJ 43,600 S8 43,690 48,760 60 43,970 Total .,...1,384,640 Returned coplea 10,431 Net total X.874,116 Dally average. 43,470 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of May, 1910. M. P. WALKER, Notary Public Snbaerlbere learlaar Ike city tem porarily ahoald have The Bee mailed to them. Addressee will he chanced as oftea aa reoaested. Having looked them all over, the colonel has decided that he wants no throne. To be correct form, the battleship named Venus will have to be called a woman-of-war. Who Is to blame, Insurgent or reg alar, for the inability of the Washing ton ball team to play ball? Now we know he 1b "the same old Roosevelt," since he made the ex premler of Norway take it back. McCutcheon is back. So Is Briggs on me msia? page, nut he did a grand work out front, Just the same. After all, is the general coolness displayed toward Dr. Cook strange, leelng that he is an Arctic explorer? The multiplication of automobiles traversing our crowded thoroughfares multiplies the danger of accident. Blow down. If those West Point cadets should come to Omaha for Ak-Sar-Ben next fall, won't the grand coronation ball be a hummer? If, aa. the Kew York World says, the cordage trust has reached the end of lta rope It ought to be easy to break one trust, anyway. Could it be possible that Mr. Gun nar Knudson was deluding himself with the belief that the colonel had lost his big stick? Thus far the retirement of Oscar Harnmernteln has not started anybody to wouder "whab shall we do with our grand opera impresarios?" Mayor "Jim" wants to limit the height of buildings in Omaha here after to ten stories. Well, that still lets us in under the limit. A republican Ket-together banquet In every congressional district to Ne braska would help put .the , party in fighting trtm'for the next skirmish. The Washington Post discusses "Cheaper Market Baskets." That la all right as far as it goes, but we want to get te the inside of this ques tion. . . Aa a state Nebraska Is completely out of debt for the first time since grasshopper days. We must be en Joying some measure , of prosperity, after all. This sudden love for "my children" thai wells up in the panting heart of Artist Leavitt Is, indeed, pathetic. It takes money to keep even uhildren these days. If San Francisco does not want to lose that Panama Pacific exposition perhaps it had better pull its mayor off the boosting committee. It la sometimes embarrassing to. let your mayor run at large. The Public-Ledger calls for "Fair Play for "Peary." Well, he has had it. The public has showr him more, really, than . be has yet shown the public. There ia still a good deal of faith in this North .pole business. It probably would be better if the colonel could strike all those countries at some other time than when an elec tion ia to progress. The temptation is too great, let that ex-premier bowed exceedingly bad judgment and lltqe tacu t Mr. Taft'6 Hope and Faith. President Taft has reassured the country and nerved notice on congress In his Passaic speech of his undimin ished hopo for the success of th ad ministration's program as the only means of keeping faith with th peo ple. He has not atven up to the fear that even the railroad bill mill fall of passage, but believes that it, statehood for Arizona and New Mexico, the pos tals savings, anti-Injunction, con servation and publicity measures will all get through in satisfactory form at this session. The president must have some warrant for this hope or he would hesitate to make It public. Of his determination to keep faith with, the people there has never been any doubt. Already the Taft administration has accomplished more In the flret year than any previous administration ever accomplished in a simitar period, but that fact does not satisfy the pres ident, so long as it Is possible to achieve more. If the majority of con gress are In earnest they can make good on all these propositions at this session and thereby set before the country an unsurpassed record in con structive legislation. Mr. Taft lays stress upon the pas sage of the bill to give separate state hood to Arizona and New Mexico and In so doing betrays a spirit and breadth of statesmanship that should rebuke those who have opposed fthla measure on the ground of party poli tics. He admits that their admission to the union may mean four new dem ocratic senators, or if republican, then of the radical type that will op pose the majority in legislative delib eration, but insists that this is no cause for longer denying statehood, particularly since the republican party pledged itself In the last campaign to the enactment of such a law. Missouri Be publicans. If Missouri republicans in the house were to allow themselves to. be . mis led by the hollow sophistries of Champ Clark they probably -would be de feated and certainly would deserve to be. In no state in the union have re publicans more cause ! for careful action than in Missouri, or greater reason to feel secure in their position if they exercise wisdom. They repre sent something tangible -im jtha evolu tion of politics; they. stan for clear headed progress in a state, which for nearly forty years was completely in the power of the democratic party. In the last two national elections the re publicans have captured the electoral vote of Missouri, they have the gov ernorship, they have carried St. Louis In national campaigns six times con secutively and they have" Just brought Kansas City, their second largest city, into line. .. . , 1, But withal this splendid Victory achieved, the ground cannot be held, to say nothing of more advance made, unless the republican leaders of Mis souri show themselves capable of lead ership, and there is where the repub lican members of the house occupy a strategical position. Much depends on their deportment. Champ Clark, in his wily scheme as the minority leader in the lower branch of congress . to drive a wedge that will split the re publican party before the congress ional elections, fully realizes this and he is exertinghis utmost effort to trip the republicans of his own state. Re publicans of Missouri know Champ Clark through and through. He is not to them an opaque character. They are not likely to misunderstand him, and they are most determined to hold their lead over their ancient rival in power, but, nevertheless, they cannot be too cautious of this wary politician Let the Appraiseri Proceed, In view of existing circumstances and results already scored, the presl dent's advice to congress to keep Its hands off the Investigation of alleged sugar trust frauds at the port of New York seems to be the correct counsel. "The necessity for a congressional investigation," says Mr. Taft, "arises first when an executive Investigation is either not in good faith or Is lack ing in vigor or when additional legis lation la needed to prevent a recur rence of the fraud." 5 That an Inquiry by congress at this time would embarrass, if It did not completely thwart the efforts of the officers who are Investigating the sit uation, goes without saying. The ex ecutive investigation still in progress has already brought to light, much evidence and has secured some con victions and confessions. - True, the cry is still for "the men higher up," and they are the ones who would wel come relief through congressional in tervention. If Mr. Loeb's office is al lowed to proceed without interference there is every likelihood that it will land all who should be landed, if such a thing be possible. This view .of the case certainly must have appeared to some individuals who would like to have all further inquiry ., dispensed with, and It is by no means improb able that some such motive has act uated this movement for at. congres sional Inquiry. - ' ' Mr. Taft, nevertheless, takes a bold and courageous stand In warning congress not to go into the situation now, for he must realist that captious critics will seize upon his action as a means of making political capital at his expense, attempting to spread the false impression that . the president ia the one applying the brakes. Under the president's construction of the case there is no necessity for congressional action now, for the in vestigation being carried on is obvi ously aud manifestly In good faith and not lacking in vigor. The president U willing to take the responsibility for stopping the sugar frauds and prose cuting the perpetrators, big or little, and he should find congress ready to uphold and support him. All the World Akin. Cicero once said, "There is no more sure tie between friends than when they are united In their objects and wishes," but the strongest bond of union is that formed In the crucible of common misfortune. "One touch of nature makes'the wsiole world kin." It Is unfortunate for President Taft that his cook left him and still more unfortunate that the cook should have left Just as his cow died, but, after all, what is the president's Ions in bis cook is the policeman's gain and the country's profit, for the officer got a wife who can make the first man of the land long for home, at least around meal times, and the country at large finds that even chief magistrates have to knuckle down to the Amalgamated Order of Queens of the Kitchen, that most autocratic and austere of indus trial organizations. Here, It has been some two weeks since Mr. Taft's cook left him and his family and in that time one might suppose he would be flooded with applicants for appoint ment to the vacancy, but ho la still looking around for one, probably run ning want ads in the papers and one may imagine him buttonholing mem bers of his cabinet and congressmen as he meets them from day to day, asking, "Do you know of a good cook I can get?" The president, like most of us, en Joys a good meal, but is not an epi cure; he la old-fashioned in his tastes. That ia evident in the fact that his cook was a woman, plain Mrs. Mul vey, and not a man. If he cared to put up with one of these fancy foreign chefs he might be able to supply his demand, but it is a cook, not a chef, he wants -for the White House he wants soup, not puree of tomatoes. We hope the president gets a cook that will please him ns well as Mrs. Mulvey did, but in the meantime he might run over to the policeman's house now and then and get a square meal until he finds a new cook. Within Party Lines. The sentiment expressed at the re publican banquet Just held In Omaha, but participated In by representatives from all sections of the state, Is to the effect that Nebraska republicans will settle any differences they may have within party lines, and when the time comes present a solid front to the dem ocratic opposition. Alleged diver gences of opinion within republican ranks have also apparently been largely exaggerated, chiefly by the democratic organs and the few wobbly newspapers that profess to be repub lican -while bending most of their en ergies toward giving aid and comfort to the enemy. - The democratic leadership and pro gram In Nebraska holds out absolutely nothing to attract republicans. And no republican, even though not en tirely satisfied with what has been done at Washington so far, can see any prospect of betterment by turning over the responsibility for government to democrats who have invariably made a dismal failure whenever en trusted with power. The republican party is, and always has been, a party of progress and prosperity. It has given the country and this state all the really progressive legislation we have had, in prompt response to pub lic demands and needs, but without getting ahead of the procession. In Nebraska this year, as well as throughout the country, the lines will again be drawn between the repub licans as proposers and promoters of constructive legislation and the demo crats as mere fault-Anders and ob structionists. Comparison of the rec ords of the present democratic gov ernor and legislature In Nebraska with their republican predecessors Is all to the detriment of the democrats and to the advantage of the repub licans. It is gratifying to know that the party in Nebraska is made up of live, up-to-date, wide-awake repub licans who are as fully agreed upon republican principles fas they ever were, and thoroughly convinced that the best government we can have Is a government manned by republicans administering republican policies. Our amiable democratic contem porary Is having a hard time playing its old role of calamity howler. In one column It tells how poor everyone Is and how the average family cannot keep even on -its earnings, and In an other column it dilates on the pros perity of a thriving Nebraska county where they have Just knocked down the old court house to the highest bid der for $500 and will erect in its place a building worth 1100,000. Did any Nebraska county erect a $100,000 court house during the hard times of the last democratic national adminis tration? It is interesting to note that the democratic boss of St. Paul found hiniRelf suddenly compelled by "111 health" to resign from the police com mission a day or two after the returns indicated the election of a republican mayor by about 5,000. This same bosa has been in the saddle and his brother has been chief of police since the early days of former Mayor Smith's regime, and that Is as far back as the oldest old-timer's memory can be expected to go. Mr. Bryan Insists that he Is per fectly satisfied with the Innocuous desuetude that surrounds bis ignored demand upon Governor Shallenberger to convene the legislature in special session to enact the initiative and ref erendum. If the governor had promptly isFiied the call at Mr. Bryan's dictation' the latter would doubtless have been more surprised than anyone else. The actors In New York paved the path of President Taft with roses when he visited their fair, but the ac tois at Washington have not strewn his path with rosea. Some of them have filled It with thorns and thistles, but the president Is tugging through them with palience and persistence. When a democratic legislature makes a "mistake" Mr. Bryan calls on the governor to reconvene It In special session to meet the "emergency." When a republican legislature makes a "mistake" he calls on the voters to elect democrats in their places. The incumbent of Omaha's newly created office of slaughter house In spector threatens to resign unless he Is given an nttslstant to do the work. No danger, however, of the resigning habit becoming epidemic around the city hall'. Delightful Harmony. Boston Transcript. "Regular," "Insurgent" and democratic lines were obliterated when Governor Hughes' appointment came efore the senate. It was the most harmonious event of the season. Ingrratltade of State Senators. New York Sun. The Hon, William J. Bryan flatly told by democratic State senators In Nebraska that they will not vote for an Initiative and referendum bill, "Beseech them as he may. Is a sad case of Ingratitude for enlightened leadership. A Ion the dinar Highway. Baltimore American. Mark Twain, living to a ripe old age, is another proof of how brain work keeps the mind fresh and the body with it, and that a cheerful, active interest In life and peo ple la as far as men have gained of the secret of perpetual youth. Kinship of the World Philadelphia Record. The magnitude and far-flung ubiquity of British Influence are enforced upon the mind by the passing of one soverlgn and the enthronement of another. It Is an Im pressive fact that so many people In the two hemispheres should pause In their work or their play to note the historic event. I Activities of Schooners. San Francisco 'Chronicle. It la announced that 1,000,000 more barrels of beer were drunk in the L'nlted States last March than in March, 1U0V. This is In spile of the fact that many states have gone prohibition during the year. Can it be that the unregenerated have been working overtime to make- tip for the abstemious ness of the regenerate? v I Back to the Vital Question. Denve.r Republican. We are told that the steam shovelera will expel Mr. Taft from their union because he went to a ball .game In Cincinnati and sat on a plank that had been laid by some carpenter who did not wear a union tag. All of which maji, be .Important enough In Its way, but tlje , account leaves out the most vital fact of all. What was the score? Parrel Post and Zone Itatea. Springfield Republican. It is worth noting that the German gov ernment adopts a zone system in the opera tion of the parcels post, and charges for the same weight increase according tu cone distances. Some plan of this kind will have to be adopted in the United States If an extended parcels post la ever to find favor outside of the great trade centers which, on the basia of transporta tlon, charges the same for all distances, on retail orders might readily put the country merchants out of business. It is becoming a question, too, whether the charges for carriage of second-class mail matter news papers and magazines should not be ar ranged the same way. ' PERSONAL NOTES. Victoria May Augusta Louise Olga Paul lne Claudia Agnes, and that is about all there Is in the queen's collection of names Piysibly these prize fighters who proclaim that they are raster than ever nave in mind the records they are making in die tatlon. Vice George II. Vice is being patched up in a Huckensack, K. J., hospital. The crowning vlclousness of Vice was trying to bo a filibusterer In Brazil. He loudly announces his complete reformation. Mrs. William K. Vanderbilt, sr., who has erected model tenements In New York that have excited attention all over the country hits built and equipped the moht perfect hospital in the world, It la said. For this she will soon be decorated with the Order of the legion of Honor. There is a Russian named Harris In Man hattan who is not able to write his name In any language, and yet with a pen and brush he earns $150 a week designing women's suits. When he buys a newspaper It la merely to look at the pictures. General Horatio t King of Brooklyn secretary of the Society of the Army of the Potomac, has sent out a circular to sur- Ivors of that famous and victorious corps calling their attention to the fact that this year's reunion will be held near the battle field of Antietam, on September 16 and 17 Bcntley Barbour, n freshman in the Lake Forest university, Illinois, fasted a week in order to save enough money to attend the grand opera at Chicago. He saved M of which he spent $2 for his opera tlcke and II for a round trip ticket to Chicago, This left him II for incidentals. Our Birthday Book May 11, 1910, Charles W. Fairbanks, former vice presi dent of the l'nlted States, was born May 11, 1S52. He Is a native of Ohio, but as a young man located in Indiana, practicing law there and becoming tTnlted States sen ator, which led to Ills selection as running mate of President Roosevelt. He returned from an around-the-wnrld trip only about a month ago. Famuel R. Van Sant. former governor of Minnesota, Is M. He nerved through the war and has been ceniraander-ln-chlef of I he Grand Army of the Republic. He is a frequent visitor to Omaha, where he conies to see his brother. A. C. Van Hunt. Frank H. Turney, of F. II Turney & Co., manufacturers' agents and brokers in the It i) ye building. Ik Si. He was born here in Omaha and Is a member nf on of t hi plot cer famillts. He has been in bui.lies since 1K!4, starting out on his own account. A. L. Timblin. secreti-.ry of the Rod and Gun club. Is celebrating his birthday today. How many times ho does not divulge, ex cept that he waa born In Nebraska "be for lb war." Big Sea Fighter rourta of Uacle Sam's Dread nonfhts. and Largest of Its Class, Ready for Launching About the hour of It Thursday morning the fourth of t'nclc Sam s navsl "dread noughts" will f.llde down the greased ways Into the water at Brooklyn navy. a Miss Klixabeth Fleming of Jacksonville, breaks a buttle of champagne over the nose of the ism, exclaiming, "I nsme the Florida." j The navy yard and all the ships will be decorated with bunting for the auspicious occasion. Secretary of the Navy Meyec will represent the president, and It Is ex pected that fully 2S.0O0 sper'Mora will be present. The guests from the state of Florida Invited to Wie launching' Include Inn governor and his staff, Governor Hughes of New York and his staff, and United Ktatrs senators and representatives have also been invited. The dimensions of the Florida are 810 feet on the load water line, or 521 feet 8 Inches over all; $$ feet 6 Inches beam, with 28 feet Inches draught. Its dis placement will be 21.S25 tons, with 28,000 Indicated horse power, which Is expected to drive the Florida through the water at an average speed of 20- knots. Its will have bunker rapacity for 8.HW tons of coal, with tanks for 400 tons of oil fuel. Its main armament will consist of ten 12-Inch breech-loading guns, mounted In five turrets, on tho central line of the ship two forward, one amidships, and two aft. The supplies of ammunition will be brought by electric hoists direct from the magazines Immediately below the turrets. The entire handling of the guns will be done with power from electrically driven motors. There will also be sixteen 5- Inch guns In the turrets. . Tho armor will be of sufficient thick ness for defense against torpedo boat at tacks, and there will bo strong bulk-heads as an additional protection against mines and torpedo explosions. The main arma ment includes two submerged torpedo tubes and ten small giins for boat Service and saluting. The main armor belt Is 8 feet wide of an average thickness of 10 inches, with another belt above of B inches In thickness, and a high casement armament above that to protect the secondary bat teries and funnel bases. Kacli barbette has been made 4 to 12 Inches In thickness to protect the entire armament handling machinery for the 12-Inch guns In the turret above. The engines of the Florida will consist of ten turbines of the Parsons type, six go ahead and four astern turbines, which will be driven by steam generated from twelve water tube boilers with furnaces which have been constructed for the con sumption of coal or oil fuel. The first of the American fleet of this typo of vessels, the North Dakota, and the Delaware,, of 20,000 tuna displacement, have recently gone into commission and been added to the Atlantic fleet, and the Utah, the sister ship of the Florida, which Is being built at a private yard, was launched a short time ago. The Utah and the Flor ida, however, are to be nearly 2,000 ton larger than the first pair of all-blg-gun ships. The third pair of this class of ships, the Arkansas and the Wyoming, which are to be 26,000-ton vessels, carrying twelve 12-inch guns and which will be the largest battleships in the world, are on the ways. Congress is discussing a fourth pair, which may be even' larger and carry 14-Inch guns. In other words, the L'nlted States is in the race with the other powers. This race is so strenuous that no sooner does one nation announce the launching of the biggest Dreadnought of all than another proceeds to set a new one afloat. The North Dakota and the Delaware re tained their laurels for only a short time Hardly had they had their steaming trl last fall and demonstrated their super i lty over others of their type than the Br., ish government launched the Neptune, with a displacement 250 tons greater, and the Vanguard, another British Dreadnought slightly smaller, broke the speed rcord of the Nortn Dakota of 22.25 knots, by travel ing at the rate of 22.4 knots. When the I'tah was launched It was the lergest battleship afloat, but a few days ago and this Is the second ocur rence of the two referred to that record was nullified by the launching of the Colos sus, number nine of the British fleet of Dreadnoughts to reach the water. The first Dreadnought was 4!K) feet long and of 17,900 tons. The new one, the first of a group of three vessels of 22,500 tons each, Is 515 foet long. The others are the Hercules nnd the Orion. Great Britain expects that she will have twelve Dreadnoughts by the year 1912. all available for service, equipped with ten 12-Inch guns each and each able to travel at a speed of upward of 22 knots. The vessels of this fleet already afloat are the Dreadnought, the Bellerophon, the Colllngwood, the St. Vincent, the Van guard, the Temeraire, the Superb and the Neptune. Another vessel, to be known as the Lion, a 28 000-ton armored cruised, which it is expected will be able to travel at a speed of 28 or 29 knots, has been laid down. Although It is only three and a fraction years since the flrt of these all-blg-gun ships demonstrated its efficiency, nearly every power Is planning for, building or the possessor of one or more of these 110,000,000 engines of war. These nations are setting a pace which should make the hair of tho members of peace societies rise, a pace literally killing, financially as well as in the flesh. On the basis of the cost of the original Dreadnought tho fifty five ships of this clas:, .built or projected will represent an expenditure of a round half billion dollars. ADVAM'IKU HtK.MiHT HATES, Importance of Prndlna Kailruail !. Islatloa. Chicago Record-Herald. Two years ago the railroads intended to advance rates, but were Induced to let well enough alone by the protests of labor, the commerce commission and a 1 residential letter. This year the situa tion Is very different for all concerned, and freight rate advances have been and are being announced by the curriers every where east, nest, north and south. In New England passenger rates are also go ing up, and there ia talk of similar action elsewhere. Not unnaturally, these advances are at tributable by the carriers to two things the Increased cost of the materials they use and the Increase In wages demanded and obtained by their emplocs. One esti mate puts the aggregate amount uf the wag advances for the ear at the 1C0, One, ft) murk. , Shippers' associations are busily confer ring and planning oi position to the action of the carriers, although they hi aware that there is nothing sudden or hasty about It. Labor is silent, but the manufacture rs and merchants, who foot th hills, pro pose tu challenge the reasonableness of the tfr nil I M BPa A av an n i 7Ww. Jo V TBlBBm BB 1 fresh, flood. wholesome, aoAnnntlpfll. VVVUVUUVW, made wiin No Atunt Ho Lima i.. i.,i,,iMMis.i made or threatened advances. Much, how ever, will depend on the state of the coin merce law. Under existing statutes carriers are free to- advance rates subject to complaint In concrete cases and subsequent Inquiry by the commission. Injunction gossip Is Idle, for there 19 no ground for Interference at this stage. Unreasonable rates can be set aside and reasonable ones ordered but only upon complaint, Investigation and definite decision. If, however, tho pending railroad bill passes, the shippers will find their posi tion greatly strengthened and the car riers theirs correspondingly weakened. Un der the new bill the commission will have greater power and initiative and it will be possible to prevent advances In rates until after a demonstration of the neces sity and Justice of such action. No wonder the railroad announcements are affecting the chancel of the bill and giving some "regulars" cold feet, In Root's words. Nowhere, in fact, is the rate question fol lowed with deeper Interest than In Wash ington. LINES TO A LAUGH. "Who Is that chap?" "That la Seltier; they say he is a regu lar chaser." Life. "You dm't go after that dentist very often?" ' "No," answered the bill collector. "I'm afraid to. Kvery time I see him he offers to take the account out in trade," Puck. "Since I've come back I find that I'm forgotten by all my friends." "Why didn't you borrow money of them before you went away?" Fuddy So your wife has decided that you would not move this spring as you usually do? Duddy Yes; she thinks that the furni ture wouldn't stand It. Indianapolis News. "What you lack, my boy," said his elderly uncle. "Is the definite purpose, the steady air, the overmastering Impulse, the all ab sorbing, all compelling determination to IP TT ' VI mm .mm Jf f no mum a for 3 aim iim in i, invm an-www"' The "Ara-Notch" locks the collar shut in front and makes it easy to put on and take off. It is an Arrow Collar Arrow Cuffs, 25c. Pair. Thursday is Home Day. Look for a home in The Bee. Several exceptional offerings on the Real Estate page. There is no temptation to spend money put Into a hom. You pay in as much as you can spare over a specified amount The more you pay In the sooner you have the home clt-ar. This gives you a saving plan with a home at the end. A home bought on the easy term plan practically coats you the same as you are now paying for rent. v Thursday's Bee will have lots of tfood homes advertised for sale on the easy term plan. Make your selection and start next month's rent as a beginning. BQR row mm mm For the nnrfJinsA nr frprtinn nf n liotno. for nnvincr off l vm. - - . your present mortgage, or for purpose. We have an abundance of money on hand, insuring prompt action. Liberal terms of repayment. Charge no commissions and require no renewals. Call for booklet. THE CONSERVATIVE SAVINGS & LOAN ASS'N., 1614 Harney Street, Omaha. Geo. F. Gilmore, President. f -(. . - . .( St' J !:-mi v &? 7z fni Jlo - - i'i - ii - i' - Miniriitir - r - - - 1 "" force your way to the front, regardless (f whatever obstacles limy lie In )niir way." No, uncle," demurred the nephew; Tve got every 'one of thone tliliiK.--all 1 lack, is ihe sixiy-horse power uulumobile. Chicago Tribune. Angry Man (at thn telephone): "You go hang yourself, Smlthers! (After a pausv; Do you hear me?" Central Your party hung up. Washing ton Herald. "My country cousin, whom I went out shopping with this morning certainly haa a good Idea of the fitness of things." "How so?" "She bought a new Chanticleer hat with h r egg money." Baltimore American. SIGH FOR FREEDOM. ' S. K. Klser In trie Reeord-1 lerald. I WHnt to be free from the heart-breaking grind, N I want to be free from the wear anil the tear; I want to leave .tolling and trouble) behind, And loiter where all of the landscape Is fulr; 1 want to stray far from tho smoke of the town, J I want to put all my duties away; 1 All the burdens I bear 1 should like to la y i down, But I don't want to have to quit drawing my pay. I want to cease being a mere driven serf. 1 want to breathe, freedom where freedom prevails; I want to lie down on the life-giving turf. Forgetting the Ills that the toller bewails; 1 want to stray far from the noise and the grime, I want to abide where no taskmasters fret; Where foolish time-servers arc not serving time, , But 1 don't want to give up the wages I get. I want to be free, as the favored are frea. To roam where I will, to pause where I please. To wade in cool brooks singing down to the sea: To ll on my back under sheltering trees; I want to arise and go forth as a man. Unchecked by convention, unhindered by law; But, alas, I have not found a way that I can Without breaking loose from the stipend I draw. ARA-NOTCH Cluett, Peabody & Co., Makers vm. , I n f business or other legitimate Paul W. Kuhns sCery. 8r r