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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The lice Publishing f.impany. only 2-cent stamps received In payment or mail account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanx . 'lllt accepted, STATEMENT OF" CirtCDLATlUN. State of Nebraska. Douglas County. ss.: tieorge 11. Tsschtick. ireaHiirer or The Ilea Publishing Company, be. rig duly sworn, ay thai the actual number of full n'ul complete copies of The Daily. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee punted during the month of April. lttiO, was ua follows: 1 41.800 J 8 ." t 48,910 17 t 43,100 JS 3'360 4 44,400 1 4aJB0 t 43,770 !i 42,560 4 43,840 21 42,660 7 4J.690 Tl 42,620 42 090 13 43,100 43,060 14 41,400 10 44.UC0 i 42.840 11 42,840 2 43,830 12 42,660 17 42,600 13 42,000 IS 42,690 14 42,680 ti.. 42,700 It 42,700 10 ...43,970 Total , 1,284,540 Returned copiss 10,421 Net total 1,874,119 Dally average 42.470 OEORUE B. ' TZSCHl'CK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me thia 2d day of May, 1910. M. P. WALKER, Notary Public. aherrlbrra tearing; the city tem porarily should have The Dee mailed to them. Audrcmea will be changed aa often aa requested. Has the weather man been trying to hide the comet'.' Iowa senators are coming borne. Congress hat not yet adjourned. Long live George V! And may he make a better record than the other Georges. Sarah Bernhardt has begun one of her "farewell tours." Must be her final farewell. Our guess on the Omaha census Is that a large majority of the guesses have overshot the mark,"" ' Strange how all those Illinois legis lators who got the money just hap pened to be democrats. Some of tho New York suffragettes are coming to Omaha to tell us what we want. Welcome to our city. "The United States Is all right," says the laird of Skibo as he sails away to Europe for the summer. Washington la looking for a big fruit crop and California will probably come also to the rescue. So, cheer up while jou can. An Atlanta paper publishes the pho tographs of two negroes who com mitted murder. My, but they ara get ting considerate down there! A wise man in Boston has predicted that Colonel Koosovelt means to write a book or two on his experiences abroad. How did he guess It? The democrats Beem tq be agreed that their next national contention will not be run by the same long dis tance telephone that ran the last one. The poor, downtrodden packers hava one friend, anyway. Governor Kort of New Jersey has refused to grant papers extraditing J. Ogden Armour. Mark Twain ia going through what , most big men do w hen they die hav ing It said of him by about every tenth man. "I know him when he wasn't , much." It Is high time the "rich American girls were beginning to "freeo the fortune hunters," the betltled foreign era who come seeking wives with large doweries. It Is significant that both former Ambassadors Lincoln and Choate pay much the same tribute to the late King Edward, emphasizing the personal and private side of his character. Mr. Bryan has hit a happy pl.rase ln calling the farm "the gymnasium of he nation and nursery of the repub lic." It Is significant, too, when one thinks of that Fnirvlew farm and its ambitious proprietor. Eastern newspapers think Waterloo, Neb., a rather aesthetic community be cause It passes an ordinance forbidding its barbers to eat onions,' but to get he full force of this one mutt be on ipeaklng terms at least with the Waterloo onion. The sundry civil service appropria tion bill before congress carrier one Item for Nebraska In the sum of $37, (00 to complete the public building at Kearney. Needless to add that Sena tor Norrls Brown lives at Kearney vbajD he Is at home. I t xasKS facing n.iag ueorge. The political crisis in Parliament Is only on? of the grave problems facing Orrat Rrltaln with which, Its new sov ereign muRt grapple. It Is serious, touching the national life at every an gle and on Its solution must depend to a large extent the solution of every other. Nor doe the duty of maintain ing Hrltlsh "Influence for International peace constitute King George's chief task, Important as that Is. He finds his country by comparison losing ground while others are gaining ln finance, commerce and industry, and herein lies the severest teat of his power. Whether, as an Knglish writer has said, Great Britain Is in a state of In dustrial decadence or not, it is not making progress in these lines. It Is borrowing more than It la lending, not only ln money, but Inventions that in fluence the social and Industrial life of the nation. Not In twenty years has England turned out an epochal Inven tion, and Inventions are taken aa one criterion of a country's growth and de velopment. In the case of England It seems to be a fair Index. The social and industrial status of any nation are closely correlated. Its army of unem ployed is Increasing, making poverty general, because wages are low and labor discontented. These conditions loom larger in the eyes of the world than even the crux of the political strife and must consti tute the chief problem confronting the new king. It seems that England's so cial and industrial destiny must be worked out through Its colonies, for Its contiguous territory is all too small to offer any material extension of agriculture. It may be that King George will be the first to soe his way out through th!". channel, for it was he who aroused the world a few years ago, after touring the British colonies, by calling on England to "wake up" and look to the development of Its In sular possessions along lines of closer harmony and co-operat:on. V. 4 SrW SJ ' Meddlesome Intrusion. And now comes the Anti-Saloon league, through its Imported salaried superintendent, with a formal demand on Governor Shallenberger to include the enactment of its county option law among the subjects to be considered In any call for a special session of the legislature. This meddlesome Intrusion will nat urally be resented by the governor, and probably also by his political ad visers who had been figuring on put ting the whole question Of liquor leg islation to sleep by the initiative and referendum route with the' Idea-; thit they would thereby make themselves immune to further Importunities from anti-saloon sources. Why, Indeed, should anyone speak ing for the Anti-Saloon league tall on Governor Shallenberger to put county option on the special session program along with the Initiative and referen dum? The excuse for projecting tho initiative and referendum Is that It was inserted in last year's democratic platform, although It was notiit-4he democratic platform upon which the governor and legislature were elected. But when it comes to county option no such side-stepping is possible, because the governor ran tin a populist on a populist platform, as well as a demo crat, and the populist platform on which he was elected distinctly and specifically pledged him to county op tion. So if platforms are binding Governor Shallenberger is commlttted at least as much, if not more, to county option than he is to initiative and ref erendum. During the campaign the Incongru ous position of the governor running on a popullBt platform promising county option, and on a democratic platform promising personal liberty and home rule, was repeatedly pointed out by The Bee with the intimation that one side or the other was going to be fooled. It Is, therefore, really mean for the antl saloonists to try to drive him Into a corner and compel him to show his hand at this particu lar time when he would most like to be let alone. World Crop Reporting: Service. If the international crop-repoitlng service is perfected as projected by the fifty countries forming the Interna tional Institute of Agriculture, It may become difficult for speculators to con trol the prices of agricultural staples and more nearly possiblo for tho law of equilibrium to operate. Congrets has recently published and had distributed an inteiesting report made by a Ger man delegate to this institute which sets forth fully this plan of cr.iy re porting, which ought to be most Im portant at this time when so much is being said rnd done about the high cost of living. This International Institute of Agri culture, which was organized at Paris in 10t". has for Its main purpose the obtaining of reliable Information as to the world'a supply of wheat, rye, bar ley, oats, corn, rice tnd cotton that will enable legitimate agricultural and commercial Intorosts to arrive rt an actual basis of prices for these staples, and remove the contro; or them from (lie hands of stock gamblers. The United States, that has suffered so much from the evil of fictitious prices, is one of these fifty adhering nations, and congress Is evincing a keen Inter eft in this movement. This country nor any other needs additional proof of the peril of market manipulation. The law of supply and demand and that alone fhould govern prices. Act ual shortage of crops, by area of per acre yield, must enter Into the forma tion of prices, but speculation as to what the results are likely to be, or systematic deception with reference to them have no right to con'rolllng In fluences. The three important factors in the economic life of nations are agriculture, commerce end consump tion, and they have a legitimate Inter est in obtaining reliable and authorita tive Information as to the world's sup ply of these staples for the purpose of fixing prices. The farmer has a right to a price that will pay him for his outlay and a reasonable profit, but he has no right to a price beyond that, and If he consults his best intersst will not desire it, for a price that curtails demand is hurtful to him. But no con cession Is to be made to the man who trafflcks In the staples of life purely for speculation and this most disas trous of evils is aimed at In this far reaching, world-wide movement at fix ing prices. The system of obtaining this au thoritative information has been re duced to simple details which seem to promise complete success. The first step Is to obtain from all the adhering countries reports of the areas of the different crops; the second, reports on the sowing conditions, climatic and otherwlpe; third, periodical reports on conditions and progress; fourth, pre liminary estimate; fifth, preliminary reports during harvest; sixth, final statement of yield soon after harvest; seventh, reports on circulating stocks and stocks In wire-houses. Need of Raising1 More Cotton. The campaign for intensified farm ing ruiiBt be extended to the cotton fields of the south. A prominent south ern planter says that at the present rate of development In manufactories the south will soon be consuming all of Its raw material, exporting none to (he mills of New England or abroad. Such a result would revolutionize the Industry of cotton manufacturing, closing down many factories and send ing the price of cotton goods up be yond all reason. The cotton grower and manufacturer of the south would profit, at least up to the point where the Influence of exorbitant prices re acted in a reduction of the demand for the finished product. Today in all the world there are ln operation 128,280,000 cotton spindles, of which only 27,880,000 are in the United States, but the number Is rap idly increasing in Dixie, and If the present rate of Increase la maintained cotton spinning will overtake cotton production down there within a few years. Today these foreign factories depend largely for their cotton on the south, which last year produced a total of 18,828,846 bales, which was still only about 2,000,000 bales more than the output in 1899 and the 1899 crop was double that of 1889. The world consumes outside the United States about 12,000,000 bales a year. From these statistics but one con clusion is possible -that cotton pro duction is not keeping up with capacity for cotton spinning and that the pro duction of raw material must be in creased. There are two primary reme dies for the situation. One la to open up to cultivation some of the vast areas of the south today lying idle and the other Is to Increase the yield per acre, which can be done with cotton aa it is being done with corn undfr the system of Intensified farming. Here is an Inviting subject for our agricultural and soil doctors, aa well as immigra tion officers of the country, who might holp by diverting landseekers to the south, where land Is plentiful and cheap. , Mercy and Justice. Striking an even balance between these two elements is one of the great problems ln life. The character that equally possesses both and can exercise one without violence to the other in the exception and not the rule. Jus tice Is the stronger of the two, because it involves more often necessity, a wider scope of human rights and a better mental poise. It is safe to be merciful if one can at the same time be just, to "temper justice with mercy," but it is dangerous to be mer ciful if justice is cheated. The judge who yields to a tender emotion, a maudlin sympathy for the erring, and lets off a guilty man with too light a penalty to meet the de mands of the law, or none at all, strikes a blow at justice. He looks only at the case of the condemned man. who, no matter what his pitiful plight may be, has no nght that should bo considered before the rights of so ciety which he has offended. The larger rights aro those of the people, and they are tho rights to be conserved and protected before those of the crim inal, or the offender against the law. Impulse and emotion tend to blind the eye to Justice. In the home. In business, at the law, the principle is the same. To be just we must first know the truth and then apply the law without fear or favor. , Over ln Illinois they seem to regard It as something suspicious that certain members of the legislature Immedi ately after adjournment either paid off mortgages or bought new houses, or acted as if they were "flush." When our late democratic Nebraska legisla ture adjourned members of the Doug las delegation, who could previously have pleaded poverty, forthwith took pleasure trips to Honolulu, to Europe or to Hot Springs and began traveling around in automobile. But, of course there Is nothing suspicious in this. Faithful and efficient service in In conspicuous position deserves tribute aa well as brilliant achievement. The death of Ephriam P. Ivens takes The Bee's oldest continuously employed compositor. printer of the eld school, who was with The Bee and its founder ln the early struggles, always ready and always loyal. In his later years, burdened( with physical aliments, he had been practically pensioned, .vork ing as he felt disposed. Althouga un known probably to our readers, he formed part of the complex machinery which produced for tbem their daily newspaper for more than a quarter of a century and, while this machinery will continue to revolve as before, he will be missed by those who were associ ated with him. The water company wants the city to pay 6 per cent interest on money invested ln improvements pending pur chase which looks a little high. But still, the city is paying 7 per cent In terest to the water company on the money due for hydrant rentals which have been held up by the high finan ciers on the Water board. A "do nothing" Water board cornea high, but we must have it. Governor Shallenberger is busy de livering a nonpartisan political lecture on the subject of "Education," the point of which is that everyone should be educated to vote the democratic ticket whenever the governor Is run ning. Speaker Cannon says he hopea to live until 1915 that ha may dance the Virginia reel at the dedication of the Panama-Pacific exposition ln San Francisco. Not even the insurgents will want to deny him that pleasure. A St. Louis preacher Bays dressing for Sunday Is a labor to be avoided. Our women may have to learn the habit of their Japanese sisters, who keep their hair done up and sleep on their necks. The weather man seems to have spared the Commercial club trade boosters the necessity of traveling this time as rain-makers. But the Omaha boosters will freshen things up just the same when they get started. New Orleans has not been scared out of the race for the Panama exposi tion by San Francisco's puree of 16,000000, but will really get down to business before the Louisiana legisla ture, which convenes today. Some of the president's captious critics kicked when he did not mention Secretary Knox in his public utter ances and now they are kicking since he did. Looks like knocks cither way. Saanlcloaa Rnthaalaam. Kansas City Times. Western republicans may set this flown as certain: If the so-called administration railroad bill was the right kind of a bill, the enthusiasm of Aldrlch and Steve Elklns would be lacking. A Minority of One. ' Chicago Tribune. It must have surprlaed Mr. Bry.in when he looked around and fHurd that he was the only man who had risen to oppose a vote of confidence In Governor Hughes as a auprema Judge. ' 'HhplvluB" Hnoaevelt. 1 Washington Herald. The funniest political euggeatinn we have heard in many moons is the one promul gated by gome unnamed person to the effect that Mr. Roosevelt might be "shelved" by electing him to the United States sedate I - A Whang from the Sooth. Boston Herald. After all. tl.ere'a no admiration for T. R. quite o warm aa that of a red-hot south ern devotee. Saya Clark llowella of At lanta: "I'nder conditions which are not at all unlikely to exist, Theodore Roose velt, If he is nominated for the presidency two yeara hence, will .split the solid south from h 1 to breakfast." I 1 A Few Tltlra Left. Cleveland Leader. The men are taking up more names from the animal kingdom for tholr club organ izations. Klk. moose and stag ara pre empted. The women may be expected to take the hint. The Confederation of Ducks' Clubs would be fascinating, and nothing could be more dent- than the American League of Gentle Gaaelles. Patting Meawontilhllltr an State. Bonton Herald. The supreme court haa been Insistent In Its declaration of the sovereignty of state hood and its repeated decisions affirming the antl-monopolj- laws of the states ought to turn the attention of those who are look ing to Washington for relief from every III, and suggest the power and responalblllty that properly rests in atato capltolB. Paulina of mi Old Warrior, Boston Transcript. Another Unit with tho historic paat Is broken hy tho death of General N. A. M. Dudley, whose original cominlsalon In the regular army was signed by Franklin Pierce In 1KS5. General JJudley bore an old Massachusetts naino and there was a cer tain fitness In Lexington being tho birth place of an American aoldler wlioae aerv lee antedated the civil war and also was In active command almoat a quarter of a century after It conclualon. That longevity la consistent with all the ranka of the profession, that many thousands of bul lets miss to one thut hits la evidenced hy the fact that if every minute Genera Dud ley naa under fire In fighting confederatea and Indiana i counted the total la ninety days. Our Birthday Book Charles It. Cramp, the big shipbuilder, was born May . In Phllndelphli. Cramp's shipyards are known the world over, and are reputed to bo the best In this country. H. A. Center, nead of the department of chemistry In the Omaha High school, la 42. He was born right here In Omaha, and after graduating at the I'niverslty of Ne braska finished his education In graduate work at Heidi Iberg. He has been teaciung chemistry to Omaha High school I Hplls slneo I!'T. Kdward W'. Hlmeral, lawyer, with offlin l'i the First NVtlu.ia! bank building, n !-Z. He was born In Stubenvlll. O., Juc-.itrJ at Ktnyon college and admlttrd to the cur lit Omaha in 1S78. Ellis II. Wltsun of th M Carthy-Wilnn Tailoring company nai horn May 9, I a, at VliR-ennes. Ind. Mr. Wilson hii i:i the tailoring boxlners In ft. I.iuls from I'.S . y.2. Mnce wnii-.i time he has been In charg of the lailuiing imblijiiineiil in Omaha Around New York Bipplea aa the Cnrrtnt of X,lfs as in the Orsat American Metropolis froaa . Say to Say. Halley a comet Is doing some good to New Torkers. A fair percentage of the population are coming out Into the open from ths burrows In the neighboring can yens and looking up. The rare exhllara tlon of gating skyward gives nteded cxer cine -to the rubber of the neck and pro duces Joyful elasticity in the tills of deal' era In optical Instruments. Telescopes and marina and field glasses are In great de mand, giving the business a boom It has not experienced for years. All classes of people have become astronomers, and as a rule thy are not buying small, cheap Instruments, but first-class telescopes that sell from $.7) to $30. Pawnshop are among the places where the cheaper glasses or small telescopes are being sold In great quantities. Through the strains of a harmonica and a pair of clappers, Louis Kaplan, a tailor of 40 East One Hundred and Thirty-second street, early In the morning heard what sounded like someone forcing the door of bis shop. Kaplan, who Uvea behind the tailor shop, and his wife were asleep when the muBio of a lusty harmonica and a pair of "bones" aroused him. Someone was playing merrily In front of the store. Ha was about to turn over and go to sleep again when he heard a noise above the music. He crawled on his hands and knees Into the store. Just then Patrolman McDonald ap pronched and found three young men, two of thm making the music and the other apparently Idle. McDonald was not sus picious, until he raw Kaplan ln Ms night shirt standing at the door and signaling over the shoulders of ths three youths, who stood backs to the door. As McDon ald closed In the three darted away, drop ping a steel Jimmy and the harmonica and "bones." After a chase of two blocks McDonald caught one of the youths; the others es caped. He was charged with attempted burglary. An examination showed that someonn had been using a Jimmy on the tailor shop door. The other two young men made good their escape. Twenty thousand pounds of goat meat Is consumed in Brooklyn weekly now be cause of the high prices demanded for beef, lamb, mutton and pork. It Is selling at ft or I cents a pound lower than mutton and lamb, and no effort is being mad to violate th law by concealing Its Identity. Most of the goat meat is used by the poorer classes. Many of those who us It say they Ilk It fully aa well as th higher priced meats. They also assert It Is equally nourishing. Most of ths goat meat supply comes from ths western meat cen ters, and th goats are sent here, dressed for the wholesale market. Dealers In that borough say that last year scarcely any goats were sent to their market and that now goat meat Is a recog nised commodity, which seems to be grow ing ln popularity ln the poorest sections. It Is thought If th existing high meat prices continue th use of goat meat will spread to Manhattan and the Bronx and thousands of persons will use that flesh as a substitute for more expensive meats. What the consumers fear Is that as soon as the meat trust knows th goat Is com peting with It In th most Important mar ket ln this country It will proceed to cor ner the goat supply and Jack up the prices. A well dressed stranger entered the of fice of Justice William B. Williams, Mont- clalr, N. J., and after shaking hands as tonished th Justice by saying: "I'm hero to redeem that counterfeit 110 bill I passed on you. Two years ago I called on you with my girl and two witnesses and you married us. I handed you a $10 bill. I had a counterfeit In my pockotboo thai I'd carried for several years. I never missed it until yesterday. Then I remem bered that I'd accidentally handed you tho bill." Th caller produced a good $10 bill. but the Justice refused to take It. "Don't let that worry you, nr.y dear fellow," he laughed. "I never knew It was a coun terfeit. No kind of money sticks to me over night. I'm married, myself." Magistrate O'Connor of New York staitled a pickpocket brought before him hv his knnwledaa of thieves' slang. "I ruppose," said the magistrate, "you were framing a sucker to get away witn a whnl. front, or at least you expected to snag a poke or a super and a alnnsr. In stead you got dropped by a flatty and were canned for a sleep, eh 7" Fifty years ago George W. Matsell, special Justice and chief of police m iNew rora, eauea "VocSbulum; or th Rogue's Lexicon." He would understand today the meaning of "sucker" "noke." "suner ana a siang." but what would h say to "a whole front?" Now "retting a whole front Is to take everything the victim has. "Bupor and slang" Is an, old Slang pnrase in ngiana ss in America. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Clabba. of No. S01 Bowery and Jimmy Brondl went to the rlirht eourt with all their relatives In tow. They told Magistrate Hermann that they were about to participate in tne weaning f Mi- Paul Clabba to Jimmy Brondl and that the Magistrate had been chosen to officiate. "But," said the perplexed court, "Is not Mrs. Taul Clabba already married?" "Ah, yes." answered Paul, smiling, "but I wish that she marries Jimmy Brondl here, and to hltn I will give all our fu-ni-ture." Magistrate Hermann explained the divorce laws to a tearful band of Italians who made tholr grief known to all Sixth avenue when they departed. Of the 71 cabin passexgrrs on the An chor liner Caledonia, from Glasgow and Ijr.donderry, arriving last week, forty seven were young women who are to marry thrifty Scotchmen during the nenct few weeks. The Intending husbands have been here long enough to get settled and put enough by t send for their near brldts. The number of approaching newly weds on th Caledonia was a record for the Anchor line boats, I Betrothal Announcement. San Francisco Chronicle. It Is announced that William Randolph Htarat hat decided to at last take back Miss Democracy to his bosom, that erratic and somewhat shopworn spinster having finally reached the point where she is ready to accept him as her prophet and prince. The wooing haa been long and stormy, but the ending is to be happy. It Is true thSt the announcement comes from ' the Hearst aid lather than from the other j party to the treaty, but since Mr. Hearst professes to be willing to forgive and for get and to take back the forlorn and shel terleat wanderer to his protecting arms, one may, be very well assured that there will be no coyncfi or delay In accepting the Invltat'on. Hurt IblMWl lndianapolla Na. The coincidence of a k'lllng frost In Ne braska and the refusal of th county com missioners to let Mr. Bryan apeak In the (ocrt hou!e must, of ci.urse, be regarded merely a a coincide Better Spices Better Cooking Spice quality dernds upon purity "ancj strength. Fresh, purr, selected spices go tw ice as far at sice purchased in bulk and kept in a paper bag. Exposure to air and moisture spoils spjee, that'iwhy BliE WPItK art always sold In strength - flavor - Spices arefoo good to let spoil. uniform high quality. Just to prove that there u a fast drfferenct in spices, wt want you to try Tone's. We guarantee you have never had a spict of better quality. Ask your grocer HOT PSPPtR SatnON CINNSM0M PEMNQ CLOVES MUSTARD NUTMEfl ALUPICI CTC, ETC. for Tone epicct. If fi Jo nl hmttm thm, nnJ mm 10 twntt mnd htm fliml. Wm will amnd regular rmtail packarm ttom owr cook book, n Toni Spies Talk. " There are two kinds of spices TONS SRUtl. and "cttrrt." TONE BROS., Dcs Moines, Iowa. tltmdtr, afik, famomi OLD QOLVtTi COTTIL PERSONAL NOTES. Manila Rlcker, cne year old. of Dover, N. H.. Is thought to hav more grand parents than any other girl In New Eng land. She hat eight grandmothers and thre grandfathers. It is suggested to have a ' Mothers' day." which Is all very well, as th mothers de serve all the honor, public and private, Which can be paid them. But ths fathers might be allowed some slight recogni tion, If It extends merely to their existence. Saleswomen throughout the country have been sending congratulations to B. F. Hamilton of Saoo. Me., who has Just at tained his ninety-first birthday. Mr. Ham ilton was the first merchant to employ saleswomen, and the people of his town. men and women, boycotted his store ln con sequence. Th Grand Army post in Brocton proposes this year to decorate the soldiers' graves on Memorial day with baskets of growing pansles rather than with cut flowers i sensible departure. As Ophelia said: Thore's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray, love, remember; and there Is pansles, that's for thoughts." In th days of th Spanish war Corregldor Island was associated with Ineffective marksmanship. The War department Is determined to hav that strong position In Manila harbor held more efficiently than when Dewey sailed Into th bay, and has sent twenty companies of coast artillery. now stationed at Fort Schuyler, which hav a notable record for artillery prac tice. Howard Land and John Clark Kldpath, th latter a cousin of the historian, sailed from New York by the Koyal Mall Liner Atrato to Invest $3,000 In grazing land near Santiago, Chill. They are cowboys undsr 20 years of ag and sold out a big ranch near Dallas, Tex., to get their capital for th Chilian venture. They say they expect to raise big hards of cattle and to ship them on the hoof to New York on th com pletion of th Panama canal. A VICTIM OK SCIENCE. I'robabl Fatal Result of Search for ,T)phna Germ. Brooklyn Eagle. , The reward offered by the United States government for th discovery of the germ for typhus fever, having stimulated many surgtons to active investigation, Dr. How ard T. Rlcketts, surgeon In the United State marine hospital service, went to Mexico City to pursue the search. He Is now reported to be down with the disease, and likely to die from It. He may thut add one more name to the list of modern martyrs of science, who get but a passing thought from th pr-occupled people of the United States. Typhus kills hundreds of persons In Mex ico every year. It Is a, virulent fever, highly contagious, repulsive In Its various phases, fatal ln about 18 per cent of the number attacked, and In case of recovery is often followed by continuous mental weakness, or nervous Irritability, which makes life almost a burden. It Is espe cially a peril to soldiers In camp, though not so much now at In past years. Thou sands suffered from It in the Crimean campaign. Nowadays sanitary camp ar rangements have reduced th danger to a minimum. The Isolation of the germ would practically eliminate the prrll of typhus. If Dr. Rlcketts dies, other men will keep up the search. They will do It, whether any reward Is outstanding or not. Devo tion to science as science, and to human ity as humanity, never had a broader de velopment than at th present time. tftf 21b E I hi - - 1 vatm a wim bf jvANDW asr I -WmjMtjfll i I HOMES. TBERE IS NO r r-Ai cn I -'irtl?f ' j j STR0NEE1 PIGOf Of KENT ' CfttALED I 'TOfrtt"---H ' j THAN CONTINUED AM POXES I l J J inciiein8 mfbuiiii Gas Service How to Get Hot We spoke yesterday of gas ranges being used throughout the year. The greatest contributing cause to this is the exten sive use of the Gas Water Heater. There used to be but one way to procure hot water throughout the house that was to make a fire in the coal range. The water heater, however, has done away with this trial. By the small effort of lighting the burner in the heater you may, in a short time, draw hot water from any hot water faucet throughout the house. For the bath, for kitchen or laundry purposes it is the most convenient and economical way to obtain hot water. Omaha, Gas Company aroma - retalning packsstt. Toot's We test them repeatedly to insure POINTED PLEASANTRIES. Miss A Does your husband consider yol a necessity or a luxury? Mrs. B It depends, my dear, on whether I am cooking his dinner or asking him for a new dress. Boston Transcript. "You should wash your money." said the doctor to the wayfarer. "That's wasted on me, doc," quoth the other man. "My valuables have all been In soak for a long time.1 Cleveland plain Dealer. "So you don't mind standing up in the street car?" "No." repled the base ball fan. "I shut my eye and make believe It's the wwid hnlf of the seventh Inning." Washington Star. "One word more," said the ' manager. "Don't write a play loo expensive to be staged." "What do you mean?" "Just this: The price of white paper lets out snowstorms and, of course, all eating scenes are barred." Louisville Courier Journal. The cow hud Just Jumped over the moon. "I have no patience with the folks who are afraid of the comet." she cried. "Bring It on!" New York Sun. "And how did the old rtian treat you when you asked him for his daughter?" "Fine. Ha wanted to know If 1 didn't have some brothers, and said he had threi other girls he could spare." Cleveland Leader. I'ncl Joan Don't It say In the declara tion that a Just government derives Its power from the content of the governed? t'nole. Sllan Yes; and It do beat every thing what the governed will consent to. Life. "If you have any trade or occupation." asked the woman of the house,' "why don't you follow It?" i "Ma'am." said Turfold Knutt, with his mouth full, "I work fourteen hours every day." "How? At what?" "Wit." me mind, ma'am, same et all de great Inventors do. I'm tryln' f think up a subs toot for Injy rubber." Chicago Trib une. I I MYSTERIOUS JIM. .T. V. Owen in New York Times. He turned up kind o' sudden like, Cam In a walkln' on the pike: That's all they ever k no wed of wher He com from 'for ho landed there. He took his meals with Tommy Clare, An" glner ly you'd find Mm there With lasy look an' smllln' face, Jes' kind 0' hangtn' round the place. He acted Innocent an' mild. Like he had lived all undeflled: He didn't do no work, but Jest Loafed wher It suited 'lm the best Some took delight In guyln" Mm. An' nicknamed Mm Mysterious Jim, But he kep' on without a frown, Jes, kind o' hangln' round the town. One night Hood's store was busted In, An' lookln' whore the money'd been, They found It Just as they had feared The cash had kind o' disappeared. Mysterious Jim had vanished, too; They searched the country through an through, An' found Mm ten miles south o' Hood's, Jes' kind o' hangtn' round the woods. They rounded up Mysterious Jim. An' quickly got the drop on Mm; He showed a gun, but didn't shoot. He seen It wouldn't hardly suit. They searched their man, an' found th goods . Thut he had stole back there at Hood's, A leather bag that held the spo Was kind o' hangln' round his neck. Then they prepared to take Mm back; Of horses, though, there was a lack; Then Jim he opened up his talk. An' swore an oath he wouldn't walk. They swore he shouldn't ride a step. An' both them vicious vows was kep', For ther they left Mysttrlrius Jlra Jes' kind o' hangln' to a limb! 99 Water 1