10 'Hie umaha Daily Bee. rofNDEU nr edward hovewatkii. VICTOR ROtE WATER, EDITOR. Kntered et Omaha postoffice as aecund c.ass matter. TERMS OK SUBSCRIPTION. I'lly Bee (Including Punriay), per week.lSe 1'a.lly lie (without Hunaay;, per ftk,.lw ia.iy Hee (without Hunda ), one year. .84. W ually Hee and Sunday, ona year .. W UKUVEIItl) UX C'AHKl KR. Evening bee (without Sunday), par week.c Evening Hee (with Kundayi, per week....lic Sunday bte, one year f 2 o0 eatutaay M, ona yaar 10 Address all tnmplainte of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OKr'K'F.8. Otnaha-The Bo mulcting outh Omaha i weniy-tourth and N. Council muffs 15 .Scott btieet. Lincoln Mil l.lttia Huildthg. Chicago 148 Marquette Building. New trork llMma llui-llul .No. M Weat' Thirty -tnird Htreet. V aehington 'izi Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed: umahi Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order ayabie to The Uee Publlsnlng Company, only 2rent stamps received In payment of mail account. Personal checks, except on omaha or eaatern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT Or CIRCULATION. tats of Nebraska. Douglas County, s.: George B. Tsschuck, treasurer of Tha Be Publishing. Company, being duly iworn. says that tha actual number of full and complete eoplea of Tha Dally, Morning, Evening and (Sunday Bee printed during the month of April. 1910, waa aa followa: 1 41,800 i a,lo H 48,730 17 43,300 I.. . .43,100 ,.44,400 . .43,770 , ,4a,40 . .12, ISO .48 890 , .is,oeo . .44,f0 . . 48,840 . .48,880 , .J,60O . .48,680 . .43,700 II.. !.. 10.. 21.. u.. tl.. !.. J7.. II., !.. 0.. , .43,360 . .43,860 , . 43,580 ,.43,080 . .43.830 ..43,100 , .41,400 , .43,840 , .43,830 ..43,800 . .48,890 ..43,780 ..48,870 Total 1,384,540 Returned copies 10,481 Net total 1,374,119 Daily average 43,470 ujJOKUK B. TZSCHUCiv, Treasurer. Subscribed In my praaenca and awora to Mfore me ihle 2d day of May, 1910. M. P. WALKER, ' Notary t'uollc. ' Sabaorlbara leaving; tha city tem porarily ehoald have The nee mailed to them. Addreaaea will ha chanced aa often aa requested. . Mr. Hearst will have to get a new megaphone. Tha colonel, we trust, was not taken In by any of the old masters. Has the census roan got you? not, come in before It is too late. If Give Mayor Seldel credit at least for refusing to get down on the Chautau qua platform. Colonel Roosevelt pasaed up the sul tan, perhaps because he could, not talk Turkey to him. The musk rat should not be con founded with the muckrake, out of justice to the former. A few good rains at the right time will help make everyone forget the damage done by thd frost. Colonel Roosevelt long ago gained the applause of the masses and now the kings are cheering him. Secretary Balllnger has admitted that he thinks Mr. Glavia Is a snake, which only add a slimy aspect to this Controversy. St. Joseph is the latest city to be in volved In a street car strike. St Joseph has Omaha's sympathy borne of experience. v Now a Harvard profersor Hi3lBts that the kiss does spread microbes. Let it go at that who Is afraid of a Uttle microbe? Tha Antl Salocn league spokesmen, demand county option or nothing. The only option they would grant la the option to go dry. A second bribe-taker In connection with the Illinois legislative scandal la aid to have confessed. Step right up, gentlemen, and avoid the rush. What are we. coming to? Here is the colonel sipping tea for two hours and then sitting for the sculptor. Shades of the Big Stick, what next? With gas. electric light, water and telephone all In the courts at once, Omaha Is playing no favorites In liti gation over its public service utilities. It should be remembered that the Initiative and referendum haa bad its Initiation as a platform plank In the platform promulgated by the populists in Omaha In 1892. It Is gratifying to know that Copen hagen is forming Its Impressions of Americans from the last distinguished guest it has entertained rather than from a former sad experience. If there Is really nothing tp all thla talk of bribery In the Illinois legisla ture those two fellows who confessel to receiving bribes certainly must be anxious for a little free publicity. When talking about loyalty to plat form pledges do not overlook the vote on postal savings In the senate, In which every democratic senator but on repudiated the Denver platform. Congressman McKlnley of California interprets the insurgents" attitude to ward tbe tariff as a vindication of James G. Blaine's prophesy that the time would come when the south would turn to protection and thu west to free trade. But we scarcely should charge that up to the insurgents, for every one of them insists on accept- f protective principle. Death of King Edward. The death of Edward VII will not only throw England and the British empire Into mourning, but will cast a gloom over the whole rlvlllied world. While Edward has, perhaps, no great personal achievements distin guishing his short reign, yet he evinced a remarkable appreciation of the re sponsibilities of the high position to which he was railed and demeaned himself with credit to the royal family and to his country. His loss at this particular time while Great Britain la in the throes of a political crisis Is doubly unfortunate and may be fraught with more serious consequences than appear on the sur face. Throughout tha entire ruction In Parliament the King had displayed masterful command of the situation, exercising a marked dpgree of diplo macy In dealing with the various fac tions. He had shown finalities of tact and statesmanship that must give him a new place in the eyes of the world. His Influence would unquestionably have been Invaluable In straightening out the tangle between lofds and com mons that still threatens the peace and stability of the empire. King Edward bad a most difficult role to play coming Into the throne after the reign of his Illustrious mother, unbroken for nearly Blxty-flve years. The universal feeling that he more than met expectations will be at tested by the sincerity of the trlbJtes to bis memory. Boosting: Passenger Rates. Railroads between the Atlantic coast and the Mississippi river are planning for a raise In passenger, as well as freight rates, on the ground that in crease In the cost of operation and the necessity of enlarging facilities to meet the rapid expansion of traffic compels them to provide new revenues. But the railroads have jiot yet made any showing that would justify raising pas senger rates, to ay nothing of freight. When the states undertook to lower fares the railroads demanded judicial Investigation and carried on extensive Inquiries before legislatures, but now they seek to .advanco these rates on their own ex parte exhibit. As to freight ratea the announced In tention is to confine the larger ad vances to articles carried as first class and make only minor changes in lower grade commodities. Bituminous coal, for instance, and pig Iron will not be affected; they both yield a profit, the railroads admit, under the present schedules and bo far as that is con cerned, the railroads have been appre hensive Itst thJjr be forced to lower their rates ou coal. Dressed beef will be on of the first articles affected, as it has In some casea already beta. It Is regarded as expensive traffic. The railroads offer In this connec tlon the contradictory argument that advances In ratea should not malm for higher prices, In the same breath con tending that they are forced to ;alse their rates because ot the high cost of living which haa led to a general ad vance in the level of wages. Their plet now Is that this adance In freight ratea will b so widely distributed as to be insignificant with respect to any one article, but the consumer alwaya has paid the freight and probably always will. isacK io jpoots ana ueros. Guarding agalnBt the "thrall of pro prietary remedies," medical schools of this country are manifesting a dtsposl tlon to turn back to the roots and herbs as healing agents which the doctor of tbe saddle bag days used. Ad milting lack of prescription work In the colleges, but not quite ready to acknowledge that medical students to day learn lets about materia medlca than the students of former dags, Tbe New York Medical Journal declares We are hopeful that we ehail return one more to the use of the medicinal plants and drugs for the utility of which tha ex perience of thousanda of years vouchee. This sentiment has been expressed recently by an eminent teacher of pharmacology who. In a prophetic message, sees a time when medicine, "having thoroughly ruined tt a digestion with synthetical remedies and tented all the organs of tha animal body, ' wilt return ones more to vegetable drugs and employ them to greater ex tent than it does at present. The tendency of the times Is In thla direction; more and more attention ia being paid In the achoola to the Investigation of plant constituents. and It Is not unlikely that tha teachers of medicine may yet be led back to the use of vegetable druge and away from the synthetics, which are now enjoying U HrtAl a. tuauw. The Journal asserts, however, that substantial progress has been made in the medical colleges In the last decade, adding that "Instructors have awak ened to tbe necessity of relieving their future graduates from the thrall of the proprietary medicine manufac turer." The layman, who 'as a possible pa tient, must be conceded the right of a personal Interest In this discussion , will be glad to learn of a determination on the part of the medical colleges to get down to a more thorough system of! teaching applied tberapeutK-a and ma- terla medlca and while he may not know much about tbe efficacy of herbs and roots In thla connection, the or dinary Individual will be Inclined to look with favor oa a back-to-nature cry although he may have less sym pathy with the desire of the prescrip tion artists to run the proprietary medicines off the druggists' shelf. For soma years there haa been a growing belter that some medical schools turned their graduates out into THK BEE: the world with too little knowledge of the properties, of drugs, physical, chemical and therapeutical and this theory Is given attention by The New York Medical Journal. It is well, therefore, that those responsible for the increasing army of physicians each year devote themselves to the Import ance of more thorough preparation. The man or woman who gives his life to the treatment of human ailment cannot be too thoroughly prepared or too well posted on the medlclaes he administers. Municipal Ownership. The people of Omaha have suddenly thrust upon them a condition that warrants careful and sober considera tion. With the acquirement by the city of the water plant and the sug gested undertaking to acquire an elec tric light plant for city purposes, with newer determination of the city's rights in Its dealings with other public utility; corporations, the question of municipal ownership or control takes on a much bigger and more vital aspect. It is especially Important at this Juncture that the subject be dealt with sanely, and that the public be not car ried away on a wave of hysteria en gendered by wild assertions of irre sponsible individuals who promise much, but perform little. The seri ous and costly blunder made in the proceedings to purchase the water plant for the public should stand as a permanent warning against precipitate haste in another direction. If Omaha Is to go further along the road to pub He ownership of what are generally classed as "public utilities," each step should be carefully considered, and the public should be given the fullest opportunity to weigh all matters free from prejudice purposely aroused by eelflsh demagogues. The decision of the supreme court in the gas case does not touch directly on the question of municipal owner ship, but has an Indirect bearing on that point. It is the re-etatement in stronger and clearer terms of the power of the city over the corporations that serve its citizens. The position in which the lighting company finds Itself is one that gives the public great advantages and proves the wisdom that was exercised on behalf of the people In the stipulations Inserted In the gas franchise contract when It was last negotiated. - Need for the Soott Bill. The Alabama mine horror in which more than 100 lives are reported lost has had th effect of quickening notion In congress for the passage of tbe measure creating a bureau of mines In the Department of the Interior. The appalling frequency of these mine dis asters haa convinced tho government that it can no longer entrust to pri vate enterprise the sacred duty of safe guarding human life employed In the mines. Those private agencies have shown a woeful lack of efficiency in this direction and thousands of lives have paid the toll of mismanagement or lack of management. The bill In congress ia constructed on comprehensive lines which it Is be lieved will give a large measure of re lief and protection to the miners. Criminal negligence undoubtedly has played a much larger part In these mine accidents than coroners' Juries have disclosed or mine owners have ad mitted and this bill contemplates a re duction of the possibility of this sort of reckless Indifference to human safety. Of the bill's enactment into law there saems now to be no doubt. It has only to go through tbe last process of a conference and to receive the president s signature and will, it ia un derstood, encounter no obstacle in that course. So Funny. The funniest thing of the season Is the brave effort that ia being made In Lincoln to stay wet after voting dry. With the courts called on to decide as between convivial clubs and central distributing stations the prospect of suburban life-saving stations Is re newed, although In the form of retalia tion. Here Is an Item out of a Lin coln paper: Chairman Myers of the village tooard of West Lincoln said last night that If Lin coln permits the establishment of a whole sale liquor house or a dispensary whereby liquor can be secured, that West IJncoln will consider the establishment of sa loons. "If Lincoln keeps on sending drunken cltiiens out this way." said,' Mr. Myera, "we will be forced to retaliate. West Lincoln Is an Incorporated village and if the board of trustees decides to grant a license that license will be good. If Lincoln pretends to be dry we want to It real!" itrv nn half-w-av measure aD0Ut it " " ta p.-ldentlv ud to th neighbor- ing villages to stop dry Lincoln from "sending drunken citiaens out this way" and making tbe pretense of dry ness a reality. Thla Is certainly home rule and democracy with a venge ance. ' The Nebraska State Railway com mission Is said to be hesitating about making public the answers It received to the resolutions transmitted to other state commissions advising the presi dent as to the disqualifications of as pirant for supreme court appoint ments. Make the answers public if they contain anything of public inter eat. We may have further vacancies on the supreme bench later, and the time to offer advice ts before, not after. If Governor Shallenberger really figures on calling the legislature In special session there are a whole lot of subjetts any one of which would have just as much right to be Included In the proclamation as any other. When it comes to Inventing aa eraer. OMAHA. SATUKDAV, MAY gency there Is no constitutional limi tation. It will be interesting to have this debate settled as to who Is the ap pointed mouthpiece of the colonel. In the meantime Nicholas Longworth's suggestion that Mr. Roosevelt proba bly will himself make clear his posi tion on his arrival Is entitled to some consideration. "Uncle" la getting to be the favorite appellation at Washington. There Is "Uncle Joe" and "Uncle Jim" Wilson, and now a Plttsburger addresses the president as "Uncle Bill." Mr. Taft might find some drawing power In the term. The others have atuck pretty well. Minister Henry T. Gage to Portugal Is one of the old school statesmen. Spurning the offer of a lot of women's silk stockings from a London dealer, he forthwith had eighteen pairs of high-topped boots made. Sasolcloae Eathaalaam, Kansas City Times. Western republicans may set thla down aa certain; If the so-called administration railroad bill was the right kind of a bill, tha enthusiasm of Aldrlch and Steve Elklns would be lacking. 1 1 Bare Thins I Indianapolis News. Tha coincidence of a killing frost In Ne braska and the refusal of the county com missioners to let Mr. Bryan speak In the court house must, of course, be regarded merely as a coincidence. f Precedent aa n Pointer. Brooklyn Eagle. The supreme court decided that life In surance la not Interstate commerce,. The proposition that a telephone wire Is a common carrier stands, before that court, the chance of a snowball In eschatolegy. A Seemly Thonabt. Washington Herald. We do not know what the colonel thought when he stood silent before tha tomb of Napoleon. We suspect, however, he may have been speculating on how much mora satisfactory It ia to be a live one than a dead one. Commerrlnllam and Patriotism. Kansas City Times. Speaking for the directors of the Com mercial club, who have decided to drop the demand for a. sane Fourth ot July, tha secretary of the club says: "Hundreds of merchants .have bought their Fourth of July stock, and we do not want to con fiscate any man's goods." But They Want tho Money St. Louis Globa-Deraocrat. At this moment, when most ot the trans continental railways are giving notice to the Interstate Commerce commission that they will advance ftelght rates on June 1, It may be of some Interest to state that the returns from tho roads continue to show gains In gross Income, and In most cases In net Income. Possibly tile commission will call tha roada' attention, to thla little point I A Partr Born of Progress. New York Times (Ind.). Men k old as Mr, Cannon ought to have remembered that the republican party was originally made up of bolters from the op posite side, who were progressive enough to see that slavery was doomed, and Inde pendent enough to resist a party tyranny of much the same sort that Capnonlsra has until recently been. .Even If they Ignore this significant fact In the history of their party, they ought to recall the equally significant fact that their party haa largely owed Its successes for the last fourteen years to democrats who were progressive enough to see that Bryanlsm was -fatal to the country, and Independent enough to vote with Its opponents, TK-HOlH LAW APPLIED. Beneficial Decision for the Workln Women of Illinois. Chloago Record-Herald. The decision of the Illinois supreme oourt which upholds tho ten-hour law for work ing women is In keeping with the principles that have been enunciated by the courts of other states and by the supreme court of the United States. An old Illinois decision that was relied on to defeat the law failed to impress the higher court as tt had tha court below. And the doctrine set forth la fully sustained by the facts of human life and by social and Industrial as well a legal developments. While tho world "moves judges ahould not stand still, nor should they be blind to what la going on about them, even though Justice may wear a bandage over Ita eyes. So our judges take cognisance of working conditions and of tha differ ences In the effect of those conditions upon men and women, declare that what they themselves know &s man they can not profess to be Ignorant of as judgee and lead up to this conclusion: "It would, therefore, soem obvious that legislation which limits tha number of houns which women shall be permitted to work to ten hours In a single day In such employments aa are carried on In mechanical establishments. 7 factories and laundrtea would tend to preserve the heaRh of woman and Insure the produc tion .of vigorous offspring by them, and would directly conduce to tha health, morals and general walfare of the pub lie, and that such legislation would fall clearly within the police power of the elate." That ia the enlightened view of our day, justified by the most Impressive lea sons of etperitnee and wholly creditable to the court, which ehows by Its deci sion that It belongs to the livhig preeent and not to the dead past. Our Birthday Book May T, 1810. "Uncle Joe" Cannon was born May T, US, at Guilford, N. C. "I'ncle Joe" haa produced more commotion in the house dur ing the last year than any of his prede cessors Is the speaker'a chair for many a day. He represents th Danville till.) dis trict and amokea long black cigars during all his waking hours. F. D. Coburn, who embodies In himself the Kansas State Board of Agriculture, ts 64 years old today, He was born In Jef ferson county, Wisconsin, and thinks and dreams agriculture atatlstlca. He Is known as Coburn of Kansas by every one who knows anything about modern scientific agriculture. William J. Stone. United States senator from Missouri, U celebrating his sixty-second birthday. He Is a native of Kentucky and waa governor of Mlsaeurl and carries the pet name of "Gumshoe Bill." Tudor Jenk. author and mnini writer. was born May 7. 11. in Brooklyn. He u"d to be on the editorial staff ul the 6 1. Nich olas Uazanue, 7. 1910. ..j-i In Other Lands lde tights oa What la Trans, lrlag. Ameng the Hear and Par stations of tha Earth. For several years past Australians have been prodded with the Insinuating Idea that tha Asiatics would eventually over run the empire of the Houth Pacific. The development of Jnpan and tha awakening of China furnished workable material for raoe agitators and supplied an excuse for exclusion laws directly against Orientals. How deep and widespread la this fear waa made apparent In the Impressive welcome accorded the Crews of the American battle fleet two years ago. In public and private greetings Australians expressed the hope that In the anticipated conflict of the races they would have a staunch friend In the American republic. With equal bluntneee the alliance of "the mother country" with Japan Waa criticised. In these circum stances It la not surprising that General Lord Kitchener found the colonies eagerly receptive for alarmist military plans. Ills preliminary report on the military needs of Australia calls for a standing army of 80.000 man. Less than that number cannot bo relied upon to prevent invasion, safe guard the opulent eoamt cltiea and perpetu ate the supremacy of tha Anglo-saxons. An adequate navy will supplement the land forces. Should tha Asiatics fall to Justify the tears of the Australians It Is confidently believed the valiant defenders will make a glorloua record in the colonial appropria tion sheets. All quiet en the Thames! The hall of Westminster are deserted and the poli ticians have gone to their several homes to rest for a few weeks. On the 26th Inst, the commons and tha lords will reassemble the first named for the transaction of generej business and the latter to diseusa lt own reformation. Meanwhile the radical Lioyd-Qeorgo la waving the budget plumes of victory over the headlands of Wales and prayerfully noting the groans of the land lords aa they fork over Incresaed taxes. Prrme Minister Asqulth and Mr. Palfour carefully observe tha conditions of the armtsttc, while . Redmond. O'Brien and Healy are as peaceful and charming to look upon aa a trio of eheruba in a Christ ina picture. The calm usually preceding a storm hangs like a pall over the disunited political kingdom. The only disturbance worth noting IS the rude assertion of a scientist that the first born of the family Is not the iest quality, hence the peers, being the flpt born, are Inferiors and defectives, who should be driven to the rear and com pelled to work for a living. Unfortunately for tho first born peers the British con stitution do not prohibit "cruel and un usuaj punishment." The failure of the Bulgarians, Servians and Hersegovlnans to decorate the Bal. kans with genuine war clouds last spring raised the fighting Spirit of the neigh boring Albanians and they are out for the a K er. i. w . w n. i urKn. just wnat the row I about keeps continental wrltera guess ing. In some .quarters it Is said the Al banians are Christian crusaders, resisting Moslem blgotfy. Others assert they are rebelling against Turkish liberality which, they claim, menaces Moslem supremacy. Whatever the cause may be. there Is suf ficient religious dynamite in the ruction to Insure material for a few new cemeteries. The Albanians are a turbulent people, lov ing a fight for the passion of it. and aa agile as goats In the mountain battle grounds. The sporting Idle rich of Ireland are as active aa the alien landlord In opposing peasant proprietorship of the land. Small farms mean : many fences of modern barb wire, which la both dangerous and annoy ing to the gentry who gallop over the coun try chasing) foies and hares. It Is urged In their belief that 8.750 people hunt and to gether spend at leaat 12,560,000 annually In Ireland, and that the sport therefore de serves consideration. It is something of a novelty to have fox hunting defended on economic grounds, as compared with the Intensive culture of such fertile soli as Ire land haa or might have, probably aome compromise can be reached by which aport can be kept up in reasonable measure, but when It conflicts with the aerioua buinesa of life It must give way. Some Interesting statistics are published aoout the growth In he emDlovmnt nt women In Germany. Vrom 1896 to. 1907, twelve years, while the employment of men decreased 20 per cent, tho number of women employed Increased 67 per cent. There were ,0O,0O9 women employed In the latter year, aa agalnet 8,000,008 In the former, and a full third of the economic labor of the empire la at present being carried on by woman. The Increase has been largest in agrlcul tuial pursuits, which employed I.SoO.OCO women In J90T, aa agalnet ,7),000 In MM. This denote an Increase In respect of agri culture o 87 pr oent, as compared with an Increase in reapect of Industry of 38 per oent. The policy of the Blsmarckian policy of Germanising the Polish provinces of West Prussia and Poaen la de-tailed n a recent report of the colonisation commission, sub mitted to the lower house of tha PrusMlan Diet. Up to January 1 of this year the ex periment cost tha enormous aum of I10S.- 683.340. Oft holding of about thirty ores each 131 800 Germans have been settled. Th net coat has been at the rate of $117 an acre, tha land alone costing nearly $109 an acre. For each family of five persons the average cost haa been nearly $4,4B0. Presumably some financial return la ex pected from th settled families, but mean while compound Interest runs heavily against the state. Only SO per cent of the lajid taken haa been bought by compulsion from Polish owner, and at present only is per cent is so purchased. The land costs five time as much a when the process began twenty-four years ago. It is not the Poles who are being displaced at such ex pense, but large German land owners whose former estates averaged 1.300 acre each. Preoedenta for tonrtly Whiskers. New York Globe. Investigation of the precedents in a long line of distinguished casea shows Justice Hughes can wear his whisker on tho bench and wear 'em any way he pleases. The records show that Chief Justice Walte had a beard of the granger variety. Jus tice Lamar had one of th southern colonel Ope. Judge tiainuel Illatchford wore Gal way "sluggers." Justice Hlilras wore "mutton chop." and Judge Horace Gray had "burnsldes." Nor wa It Chief Justice Puller who got Justlc Brewer to cut off his beard. 'Tra dition says II was Mrs. Brown, th wife or Justice Brown, who persuaded Justice Brewer h would Improv his look by re moving his whiskers. Justice Brewer took her advice, and everybody agreed he waa made much handsomer by the change. Trouble t baling Trusts. iial'-imore American. Now Missouri is Cuing to try tu evict the meat packer. Even the trusts are feeling Ihe baleful Influence of the cumut. They are hardly uut Of one difficulty when they fird theinxlve tu another, an.l ther Uode Iroultle in one statu, uuly tu find another chasing them. 'J likzJkt? id) aa?; f J. if J i U Dake tbe 8.1,1 ),' '"jiiii t"f,xLmia. jjhuuu-iUii POLITICAL DRIFT. The Ohio legislature passed an act mak ing mandatory tha direct nomination of candidates for congress. Rhode Island and New Tork have nega tived the federal Income tax amendment. Score to date 1 for, S against. 'The short and ugly word" Is utterly unable to convey tha surging feelings of. Senator Lo rimer to his political enemies. One of the startling projects of the socialistic government of Milwaukee Is a "no seat, no fare" law for the benefit of street car patrons. Seats make for socl-. ability, and that helps some. By cutting out champagne cocktails and porterhouse steaks, and restricting tlfclr appetites to boiled dinners from Jackpots, one member of the last Illinois legislature saved enough money to pay off a mort gage, another bought a house and four more started bank accounts. A rare record of economy for legislators. There la much talk In Chicago of organ ising a commission of experts to determine Just what a "Jackpot" Is. Local news papers are flooded with anxious calls for enlightenment. Many suppose the "Jack pot,, is a rare animal brought from South Africa by Colonel McCutcheon and con algned to the Lincoln park aoo. This sup position lacks confirmation. Those who examined the specimen exhibited In the bathroom of a St. Louis hotel Intimate that that Jackpot was a bird. LOOKING O.V THE ll'SItt IDK. rapacity for Recovery from Cold Ware Daniaae. Wall Street Journal. Such a climate disturbance as that which covered Ihe upper portion of th Missis sippi drainage basin on Saturday and has meanwhile traveled farther south and east, Is the natural reaction of a premature rise In temperature which had occurred during the earlk-r portion of April, resulting In a much earlier planting and seeding of crops than has usually been the case. One ex treme has followed another with the result of Inflicting enormous damages on vege tation which wa unseasonably early in its development. Yet there are certain mitigating circumstances which should be taken into account before the business Judgment of the country finally coins Into net values the results of such a catastro phe. It should be remembered, to begin with, that orchards and vegetables have had a much better start than usual and cons' quently a much greater opportunity to at tain that degree of hardiness which resists relapses Into cold weather even to freezing temperatures. On this account, there may be much less damage than waa at first es timated. Furthermore, the fruit trees In many of the orchard districts could un dergo the loss of half of their bearings without prejudicing the quality and the marketable quantity of the ultimate yield. For most other crops, any fatal damage nv.y be paitly recouped by replanting un der highly favorable conditions of the soil. Winter wheat and rye are too old to be hurt, and spring wheat and oats are too young to b Injured beyond recovery or reseedlng. With a gradual return of sea sonable weather. It will be found that, in spite of the inevitable damage extending to millions of dollars, the capacity for recov ery will soon assert -Itself, and th mark of the Btorm within thirty days or more be very largely obliterated. I , i ) STEEL PASSICNtiKH COACHES. Hnrrlmnn Line Outrank Rival In - Modern Eqnlyment. Philadelphia Bulletin. I'pon th delivery of 424 all-steel passen ger car just ordered from the Pullman company, the Harrlman lines will have more steel equipment than any other rail road system in the United States. The claim Is made that fully one-third of the entire system will then be of the all-steel type. Distinctive pre-eminence In tha use of all steel cars has hitherto been enjoyed by th Pennsylvania system, which, with re cent orders, soon will have 900 passenger coaches of that type. But, Including the present order, the Harrlman lines by the end of th year will have 825 suoh cars in service. Furthermore, It Is believed that within five years every passenger train on th Harrlman system will be of ateel con struction. The marked advantages of all-steel pas senger cars is their ability to withstand fire and their Indestructabillty In wrecks. Fre quent collisions have occurred in which the metal coach and Us burden of human freight have escaped unscathed, while the old fashioned wooden car has been splin tered and twisted into a mass fit only for the Junkshop. Xo clans of men are quicker to reallx th possibilities of economy In operation than railroad manager usually are, and It Is to the credit of the directors of the Pennsylvania and Harrlman lines that they have recognized the value of the all-steel coach ahead of their rivals. It Is a good deal cheaper to lessen serious wreck-, age by investing In preventive agenta than to be called upon to pay death claims as a result of e ther parsimony or a too cautious conservatism In dealing with a new Im provement. Very Xrar th Limit." Phlladelphl Bulletin. It may be "good buslne.ts" to advertise the expected preren-e of the president of the t'nlted Htatra at base ball gnics, on bill boards with letters a foot hlh, as was don in Pittsburg last week, but It cer tainly ts in pretty bid UHe. As Mr. Tsft lias remarked It is "very near the limit." anil Ihe practice will only rextilt In com pelling th profldent to stay away fiom. tho games, a thing uhich probably neither Mr. Tsft nor the buss bull muusgbrs want tu brln about. noi oreaos. aYSH.pasiry, arc lesscncamcosi W and Increased in quality and lvholcsomcncss. by o v. food at home end lieallH v J?i FUNNY WHITTLTNGS. Benevolent Lady (to ahow girl) And, dl child, have you no homeT Show Girl Yes. indeed. My father mother have both married again, and am welcome at cither placf. Ufe. "You never auote poetry In youi speeches?" v No. replied Senator sorghum; "quot. Ing poetry Is too often like sending an atumymoue letter. A man reanrta To It when ho wants to say something and shift the responsibility of authorship." Wash' Ington Slar. "Honepty. my son," said the millionaire, "Is the best policy." "Well, perhaps II Is, dad," rejoined th youthful philosopher; "but It strikes m you have done pretty well nevertheless."- Judge. Quick Lunch Waitress How do you Ilk your ergs, alrf Hardened Patron In their teens. Puck. "Why do you refer to Mayor Gaynor a a public benefactor?" "Good gracious, don't 'ffu remember! He's tho man who made after dinimr speeches unpopular!" Cleveland Pla.i Dealer. "I'll run over to your place come day and get you to give me a bite." "Let me know beforehand, then, so you won't get It from our bulldog." Baltimore American. Doctor I shall have to forbid you smok ing,, drinking and staying out late nights. Patient Oh, doctor, be original! My wife's done that already." Boston Tran script. JUSTICE HUGHES' WHISKESS. Philadelphia Ledger'. 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